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So glad you included Antonia. She was wronged I tell you!

wow these people are so weird

thank god im the only normal person here!!!

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if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

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1998 Black Widow: Operation Budapest

Starts in the past but cuts to 1998 halfway through.

Everyone speaks in English to the girls so they can perfect their English, but speak Russian (with subtitles) to eachother.

Movie starts with Natasha already partway through her training. It opens on the creepy red room gun kata the same as the MCU Widow movie. Training by various harsh women with harsh methods, Melina Vostakov is the only one that shows kindness.

Girls sleep with one hand handcuffed to the bed (this is to ensure they don't run away, as shown in Agent Carter series).

Red room training

Red Guardian (Alexei) comes in for inspiration (all full of himself) and some fight training for the girls.

Red room training.

Ballet classes.

Red room training.

Handcuff bed time.

Learning American watching American movies, cartoons and TV shows.

Red room training.

Some relationships with other widows. She makes friends with little Yelena (Natasha's ballet class goes in as Yelena's group goes out) and a couple of other girls (Oksana and ?) in secret, even though that is actively discouraged.

Handcuff bed time.

Red room training.

Then that fight to the death game that we saw Dottie Underwood play in flashback in that Agent Carter episode. Tasha's first kill is one of those friends (not Oksana). She's a little shocked at first, but quickly settles. Yelena tries to ask if she's okay but is struck by a teacher.

"Black Widows do not have friends"

She then becomes cold and distant to the other girls.

Red room training.

She becomes Dreykov's star pupil and we see her first mission. No wavering after killing some horrid crime boss and escaping his gang, taking some of them out on the way too.

Young Natasha assassinations montage!

This can be quite a short part of the movie, though it sounds long.

S.H.I.E.L.D. breaks up a Leviathan operation that is full of young widows. They take them to a  S.H.I.E.L.D. hospital facility and are making progress in deprogramming them.

We see Red Guardian disagreeing with Dreykov, saying they should storm the facility and take the girls back. Dreykov says Alexei is too soft and spots Natasha. Sends her to infiltrate the facility, pose as a deprogrammed young black widow and burn it to the ground, no survivors. She wavers at the thought of killing all those girls. He says that S.H.I.E.L.D. are our enemy, using powered people to subjugate countries where they operate, to American control. We will not be controlled by S.H.I.E.L.D! Do it for your country, do it for Leviathan, do it for me or your teachers whatever works for you...

Do it for Yelena.

She pretends to not be interested in her, "Why would I do it for her?"

"She is your friend."

"Black Widows do not have friends."

“Perhaps I shall send her with you, she has never been on a mission before, yes?”

"I didn't say I wouldn't do it"

“We send little Yelena with you?”

"I work better alone."

“Very well.”

She infiltrates the base and is treated very nicely by S.H.I.E.L.D..

We see the other girls playing, they invite her to join them. She declines.

We see her pining for this way of life, and agonising over what is to come.

The signal comes in the dead of night. She hesitates, just momentarily, then follows her instructions, she has covertly gathered combustible material over a number of days, disabling the fire alarm/sprinkler system, setting the fire and sealing all escape routes behind her, wipes away a tear. Night guard sees and goes to raise alarm but she quietly takes him out, sets fire to their paper files and sets explosives on their hard drives. The fire is raging by the time she's finished. Some S.H.I.E.L.D. operatives are woken by the fire and rush to help, but it's too late. She takes some of them out on the way. Explosions!

She is rewarded with the Ohio mission, forming a unit with Melina, Alexei and Yelena. They warned not to get soft while they are away. We see them practice being a family, arriving in their new home. They work on the photo album, a whole year photographed in one day. As they do it they start to relax with each other and goof around. They really enjoy the Christmas pictures.

Cut to black, little visual or audio snippets, "going on an adventure", "Leave that, get in the car", the plane, Melina gets shot, "they have safe houses in Budapest, we have arranged one of our own, memorise the address", Cuba, snippet of Tasha's freakout when they try to take Yelena, "It's going to be okay", sedative, shipping container opening with Leviathan soldiers outside, separated from Yelena, both screaming for each other, snippet of red room training and cut to black.

Still in black, knock on door, cut to 1998 Natasha standing in front of said door. Pretending to be (someone).

Some time has passed. She has killed many in that time.

She has been sent solo to kill an elderly Dottie Underwood, they fight. Dottie manages to retreat upstairs to the bedroom, Mexican standoff. But Natasha recognises the handcuff marks on the bedpost, she wavers, Dottie begins to talk (Dottie says something like they finally found me... I made one mistake 50 years ago... They don't care about you... You're only as good as your last mission... What was your last mission... Sao Paulo? Ah yes, the ambassador's residence, the ambassador, his family, 3 staffers, 2 guests, 4 security operatives and a catering company...My dear, how many lives have you taken? For whom? Mother Russia? Leviathan? Are you loyal? Or did they threaten you? No? Someone else then... A little friend of yours perhaps? Yes, I know, I know, Black Widows don't have any friends... They sent you to kill me because of what I know, the location of their red room, where they take poor little girls to brainwash them into killing machines... Take me to S.H.I.E.L.D. instead and defect, have a life that doesn't leave so much red in one's ledger... Everything I remember about the red room, all that I have learned about Leviathan since is on this microfilm... It could take them down... No Leviathan, no red room, no red room, no widows... Your friend will be free). Dottie calls Peggy Carter, phone tapped. They are attacked by Widows on the way in. Dottie saves Tasha's life at the cost of her own (a little less red in my ledger...) and gives her the microfilm (old school!) with lots of Leviathan secrets and the location of the red room.

She attempts to defect, meets Peggy but keeps the microfilm hidden. Gives Peggy Dreykov's name ("General Dreykov? Special envoy for Russia, advising the US administration towards the end of the cold war. Track him down..."). Regrets it, panics.

She is left with Agent Clint Barton as her handler, but freaks out at night in the cell with no cuffs on the bedpost and escapes, calling in to Melina. Melina listens, says she can't help her, apologises (secretly giving her a coded safe house location “Do you remember what I said to you in the plane? Do you? It is so important…that you should do as you are told…Turn yourself in Tasha”) and hangs up, flashes back to actual plane conversation and safe house comment. Hunted by Leviathan, Widows, Hawkeye and S.H.I.E.L.D., she flees to the safe house in Budapest.

It's actually Hawkeye that tracks her down, he is supposed to retrieve the microfilm at all costs so they can shut Leviathan down for good. Peggy warns him not to underestimate Natasha even though she's only 14, she's seen widows younger than Natasha kill without compunction. Fury adds that he may well have to kill a 14 year old girl in order to retrieve the microfilm, and he must retrieve the microfilm so Fury never has to say those words again.

His presence alerts Leviathan. Dreykov comes to deal with his former star pupil. All hell breaks loose with Leviathan, S.H.I.E.L.D, Widows and local authorities trying to get to her and the microfilm.

Realising she can't go back she covertly stalks a covert Hawkeye, convinces him that she does want to defect, she just freaked out and they flee, hotly pursued (lots of chasing with various vehicles, maybe a fight on a boat?).

However, they can't evade everyone. Clint calls in to S.H.I.E.L.D. and convinces them of Natasha's story, but they have no extraction as there are too many factions in play. S.H.I.E.L.D. suggests taking out Dreykov, which would leave Leviathan and the widows in disarray. Natasha doesn't want to do it, "just get me out of here". Mitchell Carson says "these are the terms for your defection, otherwise we can't help you. Effectively all you've done so far is give us one name and confess to all your own crimes. We can't take down Leviathan without that microfilm and you won't give it to Barton because it's your only leverage. Both of you have been seen, so you can't mail it.".

They discover Dreykov's official residence is in Budapest, but he isn't staying there.

His wife is not at home. His daughter goes to an international school there.

They courier Natasha a uniform, she poses as a new student, befriends Antonia, invites her out to play knowing she will have to ask her father. Antonia walks her to the building and goes in, Natasha gets a visual on Dreykov. Barton radios and asks her if they should carry out the attack. She says wait, Antonia isn't coming back out. Natasha has been reported as a possible sighting by local authorities, S.H.I.E.L.D calms the situation down (they have permission from the government for an airstrike). But this has alerted Leviathan...widows and the Hungarian police and military are on the way. Antonia still hasn't come out. Dreykov is saying, who is this new friend, what did I tell you, trust no one, where is she now. Cut back to Natasha

"Natasha, do you have a visual?"

She hesitates, "Natasha?"

Dreykov looks out of the window, sees her

She sees him see her, sees Antonia looking at her

"We're good to go"

And walks away

Explosions!

Leviathan operatives and Widows are converging on her position, but Barton finds her first, "this way!".

They manage to fight their way out or evade Leviathan but then run into a big group of widows. Everyone draws their guns, they are outnumbered, but the widows don't shoot. "Is it true? Is Dreykov dead?", "Yes. The rocket hit right where he was standing." says Romanov, hopefully.

"And S.H.I.E.L.D. have the microfilm, we can move on Leviathan in the next few days." lies Barton

"You're free" says Romanov.

As they're leaving she remembers Yelena, "If you see Yelena, will you tell her? Yelena? Yelena Belova? Will you tell-" but the widows are getting the hell out of Dodge 

Clint urges them to do the same. They sneak into that hidey hole that Nat and Yelena use in the MCU Black Widow movie and have a big heart to heart. Natasha figures Yelena is freer without her now that she's tied to S.H.I.E.L.D.

They talk about the hit.

"No child should ever be put in that position"

"I've done worse. I've got a lot of red in my ledger."

and

"Who is Yelena? Friend of yours?"

"Black Widows don't have friends."

and

"Do you ever have second thoughts about killing someone? Regrets?"

"Every time. But that's just part of being a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, being a soldier"

"Yes. That's true."

"But you don't have to be a soldier any more."

They also talk about the farm. Only Fury knows about it as per Age of Ultron.

They fall asleep. Coulson and May retrieve them in the morning.

S.H.I.E.L.D. systematically shuts down the Leviathan operations, ending with the red room and deprogramming widows.

Post credits:- As Natasha is only 14 she goes to live with Hawkeye and Laura. No more violence...for a while.

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Yes! Brilliant idea. Updating the head canon.

Misty Knight should’ve been in Captain America Brave New World with Sam instead of Ruth

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Suck fucking mints

Popular Opinion

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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I think they should have had Riri in Iron Man 3 instead of Harley.

“Harley would be so much better than Riri Williams”

Most fans didn’t remember Harley existed after Iron Man and just want to hate on Riri

[sonofcoulson]

From A tehrani resident who barely got out let me inform you of some of the things currently going on here:

Israel bombed two of the highways leading out of tehran, both are blocked now. The remaining highways had heavy traffic until few hours ago. After israel bombed every oil tanks and refineries around tehran, a shortage of petrol happened. Now most petrol stations are out of work and if you're lucky enough to find one that's still operating, you have to stay in hours long lines in hopes of getting max 15 liters of petrol. So even with a car, it's not guaranteed you can get very far from the city.

There's also the matter of where to go and stay. The bank system is half working, no cash available at the time. And you can't exactly sleep in the deserts around the city. Most people still stuck in tehran don't have anywhere to go and they don't have the money to afford relocating themselves (it's always the lower class that gets the worst hits)

All of these are beside the fact that most people can't leave the city under any circumstance. They have chronic illnesses, they have sick family members who needs care, they work as emergency workers and can't leave their lines of duty.

But these mfs don't care about human life getting destroyed. It's just numbers to them, expendables. Our own government has abandoned people to die horrible deaths, they never cared and they don't care now. People of iran are worth nothing to nobody. It's Gaza all over again.

I have family and friends still in tehran who can't leave. I'm bracing myself for the worst case scenario. I hope all those who start war, add fuel to the flames of war, encourage it and cheer for it, burn and rot in hell. I don't really believe in hell and afterlife, but I hope it's all real just to see these people get what they deserve

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

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Her face isn't like that because she's sleeping in a shoe. It's because she's driving really fast in the go kart and it's fucken wimdy

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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

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decentralize and clean up your life!!!

use overdrive, libby, hoopla, cloudlibrary, and kanopy instead of amazon and audible.

use firefox instead of chrome or opera (both are made with chromium, which blocks functionality for ad-blockers. firefox isn't based on chromium).

use mega or proton drive instead of google drive.

get rid of bloatware

use libreoffice instead of microsoft office suite

use vetted sites on r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH for free movies, books, games, etc.

use trakt or letterboxd instead of imdb.

use storygraph instead of goodreads.

use darkpatterns to find mobile game with no ads or microtransactions

use ground news to read unbiased news and find blind spots in news stories.

use mediahuman or cobalt to download music, or support your favorite artists directly through bandcamp

make youtube bearable by using mtube, newpipe, or the unhook extension on chrome, firefox, or microsoft edge

use search for a cause or ecosia to support the environment instead of google

use thriftbooks to buy new or used books (they also have manga, textbooks, home goods, CDs, DVDs, and blurays)

use flashpoint to play archived online flash games

find books, movies, games, etc. on the internet archive! for starters, here's a bunch of David Attenborough documentaries and all of the Animorphs books

burn your music onto cds

use pdf24 (available online or as a desktop app) instead of adobe

use unroll.me to clean your email inboxes

use thunderbird, mailfence, countermail, edison mail, tuta, or proton mail instead of gmail

remove bloatware on windows PC, macOS, and iOS X

remove bloatware on samsung X

use pixelfed instead of instagram or meta

use NCH suite for free software like a file converter, image editor, video editors, pdf editor, etc.

feel free to add more alternatives, resources or advice in the reblogs or replies, and i'll add them to the main post <3

last updated: march 18th 2025

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Photo dump from Guardians of the Galaxy household on Sims 4

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Photo dump from Spiderverse household #1

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Age of MCU characters (at the time of the events)

Tony Stark (born May 29, 1970):

Iron Man 2 footage (September 15, 1973) - 3 yo Death of parents (December 16, 1991) - 21 yo CEO of SI (1992 - May 14, 2010) - 21-39 yo Iron Man 3 Into (December 31, 1999 - January 2000) - 29 yo Iron Man (February-May 2008) - 37 yo Iron Man 2 (May-June 2010) - 39-40 yo The Consultant (~Summer 2010) - 40 yo The Avengers (Early May 2012) - 41 yo Iron Man 3 (December 2013) - 43 yo CATWS (April-May 2014) - 43 yo Surgery (~End of May 2014) - 44 yo Age of Ultron (April-September 2015) - 44-45 yo Civil War and Intro of SMH (April-June 2016) - 45-46 yo SMH (October 2016) - 46 yo Infinity War (May 16-17, 2018) - 47 yo Endgame Intro (May-June 2018) - 47-48 yo Endgame, death (September - October 17, 2023) - 53 yo

James Rhodes (born October 6, 1968):

Iron Man (February-May 2008) - 39 yo Iron Man 2 (May-June 2010) - 41 yo Iron Man 3 (December 2013) - 45 yo Age of Ultron (April-September 2015) - 46 yo Civil War (April-June 2016) - 47 yo Infinity War and Endgame Intro (May-June 2018) - 49 yo Endgame (September-October 2023) - 54-55 yo

Nick Fury (born July 4, 1950):

Iron Man (May 2008) - 57 yo Iron Man 2 (May-June 2010) - 59 yo Thor, recruiting Selvig (Early 2012) - 61 yo CATFA, meeting Rogers (~April 2012) - 61 yo The Avengers (May 2012) - 61 yo CATWS (April-May 2014) - 63 yo Age of Ultron (April-September 2015) - 64-65 yo Infinity War (May 2018) and Endgame (October 2023) - 67 yo

Bruce Banner (born December 18, 1969):

Birth of the Hulk (March 2004) - 34 yo The Incredible Hulk (August-November 2009) - 39 yo The Avengers (May 2012) - 42 yo Iron Man 3 post-credits scene (~End of 2014) - 44/45 yo Age of Ultron (April 2015) - 45 yo Sakaar (April 2015-May 2018) - 45-48 yo Ragnarok, Infinity War, Endgame Intro (May 2018) - 48 yo Endgame (September-October 2023) - 53 yo

Emil Blonsky (born ~1970):

The Incredible Hulk (August-November 2009) - 39 yo The Consultant (~Summer 2010) ~ 40 yo

Ivan Vanko (born February 15 or August 2, 1969):

Prison (December 1993 - December 2008) - 24-39 yo Iron Man 2 Intro (December 2008) - 39 yo Iron Man 2, death (May-June 2010) - 40/41 yo

Natasha Romanoff (born December 3, 1983):

Ohio (1992-1995) - 8/9-11 yo The Red Room (1995-2008) - 11-24/25 yo Defection to S.H.I.E.L.D. (2008) - 24/25 yo Mission in Odessa (2009) - 25/26 yo Iron Man 2 (May - June 2010) - 26 yo The Avengers (May 2012) - 28 yo CATWS (April-May 2014) - 30 yo Age of Ultron (April-September 2015) - 31 yo Civil War & Black Widow (March-June 2016) - 32 yo Infinity War & Endgame Intro (May 2018) - 34 yo Endgame (September-October 2023), death (Oct 17, 2023) - 39 yo

Howard Stark (born August 15, 1917):

CATFA (June 1943 - 1946) - 25-28 yo Founding of S.H.I.E.L.D. (March 1946) - 28 yo Endgame - Time Heist (April 7, 1970) - 52 yo Became a father (May 29, 1970) - 52 yo Iron Man 2 footage (September 15, 1973) - 56 yo Hank Pym's Resignation (1989) - 71/72 yo Death (December 16, 1991) - 74 yo

Peter Parker (born August 10, 2001):

Iron Man 2 (June 2010) - 8 yo Bitten by a spider (October 2015) - 14 yo Civil War (May 2016) - 14 yo SMH (October 2016) - 15 yo Infinity War (May 2018) and Endgame (October 2023) - 16 yo

Jasper Sitwell (born December 8, 1973):

The Consultant (~Summer 2010) - 36 yo Thor (November 2011) - 37 yo The Avengers, Item 47 (May 2012) - 38 yo CATWS, death (April-May 2014) - 40 yo

Thor (born 964/965):

Thor (November 2011) ~ 1046/1047 yo The Avengers (May 2012) ~ 1047/1048 yo Thor: The Dark World (November 2013) ~ 1048/1049 yo Age of Ultron (April-September 2015) ~ 1050/1051 yo Thor: Ragnarok and Infinity War (May 2018) ~ 1053/1054 yo Endgame Intro (May-June 2018) ~ 1053/1054 yo Endgame (October 2023) ~ 1058/1059 yo

Loki (born 965):

Thor (November 2011) ~ 1046 yo The Avengers (May 2012) ~ 1047 yo Thor: The Dark World (November 2013) ~ 1048 yo Thor: Ragnarok and Infinity War, death (May 2018) ~ 1053 yo

Erik Selvig (born June 13, 1951):

Thor (November 2011) - 60 yo The Avengers (May 2012) - 60 yo Thor: The Dark World (November 2013) - 62 yo Age of Ultron (April-September 2015) - 63-64 yo Infinity War (May 2018) - 66 yo

Steve Rogers (born July 4, 1918):

Project Rebirth (June 1943) - 24 yo Fighting Hydra in WW2 (November 1943 - March 1945) - 25-26 yo The Avengers (April-May 2012) - 26/93 yo (the second number cannot actually be considered an age, but I put it here for convenience and FYI) CATWS (April-May 2014) - 28 yo/95 yo Age of Ultron (April-September 2015) - 29-30/96-97 yo Civil War (March-June 2016) - 30/97 yo Infinity War, Endgame Intro (May-June 2018) - 32/99 yo Endgame (September-October 2023) - 38/105 yo Old Rogers (October 2023) - 112/179 yo

Bucky Barnes (born March 10, 1917):

CATFA (June 1943 - March 1945) - 26-27 yo Hydra (March 1945 - April 2014) - 27 - ~30/97 yo (we don't know how long he was out/in of cryo during those years) Civil War (April-May 2016) - ~32/99 yo Infinity War (May 2018) - ~33/101 yo Endgame (October 2023) - ~33/106 yo

Peggy Carter (born April 9, 1919):

CATFA (June 1943 - March 1945) - 24-25 yo Agent Carter one-shot, became the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. (March 1946) - 26 yo Endgame - Rogers' timeline (October 1949) - 30 yo Interview about Howling Commandos (1953) - 33/34 yo Endgame - Time Heist (April 7, 1970) - 50 yo Hank Pym's Resignation (1989) - 70 yo Howard's assassination (December 16, 1991) - 72 yo Rogers found (End of 2011 - Beginning of 2012) - 92 yo CATWS (Second half of April 2014) - 95 yo Civil War - death (April 28, 2016) - 97 yo

Peter Quill (born late 1980):

Mother's death, abduction (~April 1988) - 7 yo GotG (Summer 2014) - 33 yo GotG 2 (Fall 2014) - 33/34 yo Infinity War (May 2018) and Endgame (October 2023) - 37 yo

Hope van Dyne (born 1980):

Ant-Man (July-October 2015) - 34/35 yo Civil War (May-June 2016) - 35/36 yo Ant-Man and the Wasp, Infinity War (May 2018) and Endgame (October 2023) - 37/38 yo

Cassie Lang (born ~September 24, 2008):

Father's imprisonment (2012 - July 2015) - 3/4 - 6 yo Ant-Man (July-October 2015) - 6-7 yo Civil War (May-June 2016) - 7 yo Ant-Man and the Wasp and Infinity War (May 2018) - 9 yo Endgame (September-October 2023) - 15 yo

Nathaniel Barton (born ~June 2015):

End of Age of Ultron (September 2015) ~4 mo Civil War (May-June 2016) ~ 1 yo Infinity War (May 17, 2018), Endgame (October 2023) ~ 3 yo

Aaron Davis (born April 15, 1984):

First and second arrests (October 4 and November 1, 2011) - 27 yo Third arrest (October 13, 2012) - 28 yo Fourth arrest (August 1, 2014) - 30 yo SMH (October 2016) - 32 yo

Yelena Belova (born 1989):

Ohio (1992-1995) - 2/3-6 yo The Red Room (1995-2016) - 6-26/27 yo Black Widow (April-June 2016) - 26/27 yo Infinity War (May 2018) and Endgame (October 2023) - 28/29 yo Black Widow post-credits scene (April-May 2024) - 29/30 yo

Jonathan Pangborn (born June 20, 1974):

Spinal injury (December 2014) - 40 yo Kamar-Taj (2015 - Early 2016) - 40-41 yo Meeting Strange (November/December 2016) - 42 yo Left paralyzed by Mordo (~May 2018) - 43 yo

T'Challa & Nakia (born ~1980/81):

Civil War and Black Panther (May 2016) ~ 35/36 yo Infinity War (May 2018) ~ 37/38 yo Endgame (October 2023): T'Challa ~ 37/38 yo; Nakia ~ 42/43 yo