#to my face

[i-am-a-secret-ssshhh]

Me, at work, still training: *asking my coworker about a returned item made of glass* What do I do with this?

Her, pulling out a bag: Because it's a defected item that was returned, we can't resell it.

Me, watching her put the item in a bag: So, what do we do with it?

Her: Smash it.

Me: ....

Me: Fun!

Me: Who smashes it? Do, do we smash it?

Her: Yes, we smash it.

Me: Even more fun!

[intothegreat-wide-open]

why do I even bother

[shkspr]

the thing about freema is - and stop me if youve heard this one before - she called me baby

[realasslesbian]

Just thinking bout that time when I was freshly homeless and figured 'well maybe I should bite the bullet and finally ask for help' and was turned away from every shelter, every charity, laughed out of all homeless services, oftentimes with the strong implication that they had hordes of baby mamas they had to keep in their mansions, so how dare childless lil me ask for a loaf of bread.

So, with irl services having left my childless ass to die on the street, I figured I'd post on r/Assistance on Reddit, since I assumed that was for assisting all types of females, not just single mothers, but alas no. My post about living in my car while recovering from skin cancer surgery, could someone just shout me $20 for antibiotics, I will pay you back, was completely ignored bc the next post was 'my lil munchkin never seen the wiggles can someone pay for our plane tickets and accommodation thx' and that seemed to be a theme, both on the r/Assistance subreddit and irl, where females with actual problems but no kids were ignored, while single mothers and their extremely extravagant requests were more than accommodated.

So I made a post about it, got mostly other childfree females agreeing, and then the r/Assistance mods caught wind of a childfree expressing an opinion and abused me right out of the subreddit, just like every other 'charity' I've ever interacted with. You know, just being all 'how tf dare your selfish homeless ass ask for assistance on the r/Assistance subreddit when we have all these single mothers on $3000/week welfare who need us to buy a solid gold pram for the next baby they planning to have'. Eventually I got back on my feet all by myself, no help from anyone, because there is no help for childfree women.

So moral of the story: contrary to how women with kids bang on all day about how hard their life is, in fact life is a lot harder for childfree women, because society deliberately makes it that way🙃

[reverieinsimlish]

March: What are you doing to my patio?!?!

Eartha: Art! Duh!

[evcryopeneye]

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[notable-phlyarologist]

oh my god

larry knows i said he was my favorite

way back when i took that dang interview

oh my goddddd Larry yes yes yes you are the *best* I neeeeed to get politely ignired by you while on your lunch break pleaseeee

[ancientrimer]

västtrafik i hate you. I have always hated you. I will always hate you

[idsb]

Now why does hearing that The Guitarist’s band has NEVER talked shit about me to their manager cut deeper and feel way more fucked up and triggering than hearing they had would be

[allo-frouto]

Tumblr crush @allo-frouto simple as that 🤗🌻

You are just being nice! 🫶🏻

[blooming-cecilia]

im so sad

i was trying to record venti telling me the love poem he wrote in first person pov but reset happened before i could get the entire poem and he disappeared before my eyes.... gone forever....

bring him back to me mhy. BRING HIM BACK!!!!!

[willgrahamscock]

[clickityweasel]

had a real life "and everybody clapped" moment and im still reeling. spent the rest of the ride comparing butterfly pics with the old lady next to me trying to identify it

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[camilleflyingrotten]

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Something something, living rent free in my mind and such, anyway I love them.