#to sleepy to find the inspiration meme

[couldeatthatgirlforlunch]

If you are up for it could write more Justice League x Assistant reader?

That scenario did things to me honestly, and I can't find anything similar 😭

Maybe reader calls in sick and the each JL member goes to check on them unanounced (reader never told them were they lived but of course they'd know *sideeyes batman*) which end up on all the members questioning and pointing at each other *cue spider man meme*, because why are you at my darling's- I mean our Assistant's house!

Reader kicks everyone out except the gourmet chef batman brought to cook reader some chicken soup.

A Day in Life: In Health and Sickness

Synopsis: A day in life were you, the Justice League's assistant, find out that sickness and a bunch of obsessed superheroes are just too much to bear all at once.

Pairing: Yandere!Justice League X Assistant!Gn!Reader; Platonic!Alfred Pennyworth

Tw: Nonconsensual (not sexual) touching; A single mention of obscene acts; Kinda breaking and entering; Reader gets physically restrained; Kinda forced infantilization? But not really, just humiliation; Some members of the League might be out of character bc I don't know them well enough; I was sleepy while revising and editing this so I might fix any mistakes I didn’t see later; English is not my 1st language.

Word count: 2,6k

Requested? Yes.

Extra notes: Thank you so much for your compliments and the request!! Your suggestion really gave me inspiration to write as soon as I saw it. It's not exactly what you asked for but I hope it's the same vibe and you like it!! Also I’ve seen all the requests for a part 2 of “He's My Collar”, but as stated here, I didn't answer bc I’m working on it! I just didn't have any ideas yet!

General masterlist | A Day in Life - Series masterlist

Whatever hit you today, it sucks. Yesterday, in the afternoon, you had a mild throbbing in your head, but not exactly a headache, at night, fever hit you, alongside a cough. Medicine helped enough but today you still felt a little warm, your head hurt, your nose was somehow stuffed and leaking at the same time. You've been awake for an hour and still just couldn't get yourself to care for your basic needs like showering and eating, let alone go to work, so you called in sick. At least you would have some piece for a day.

Or that's what you thought, until you heard some tapping on your window, scaring the shit out of you, and saw Superman outside with a sympathetic smile and holding a pharmacy bag, a crate of water bottles and food.

Ugh, of course you couldn't actually have some peace.

You took a deep breath to prepare yourself and got up, walking towards you bedroom window, and tried sticking your head outside, hoping he wouldn't enter your home if you kicked him out before, but before you could do anything else, he supersped inside and suddenly was at your side, making you dizzier.

— Hey! I heard what happened. How’re you feeling? — The alien’s face showcased his concern on his furrowed brows and he took a step too close (any step in your direction taken by one of the heroes was already too close for you), extending his arm forward to place the back of his hand in your forehead. You took a step back but he didn't seem to mind.

— Uh, I'm fine. You didn't need to come here. — Superman shook his head.

— I wanted to help. Here, I brought som- — Doorbell. The hero looked in the direction the sound came from, most likely using his X-Ray vision to look through the walls and doors, and squinted his eyes. Oh boy. — You called someone? — His voice is weirdly calm, contrasting with the way he abruptly starts marching out of your room and to the door.

Earlier you thought the fast exertion of movements would be too great for you, but apparently adrenaline was on your side, enough to follow him around as if you were the visitor inside your own place.

— I didn't. — You respond flatly and holding back a groan from annoyance, since you also didn't invite him.

Superman immediately opens the door as soon as it's within his reach and what's on the other side surprises you more than when you got the job at the watchtower.

— Superman. — Batman didn't seem surprised, but he also never showed emotions other than anger. — (Y/N). This is Penny-One. — He is surely referencing the old man well dressed on his side. — He is here to take care of you. — You raise an eyebrow, almost speechless.

— T-Take care of me? — You helplessly watch them invading your residency, painfully aware there's nothing you can do. Superman crossed his arms.

— This is not necessary, I came here to do just that. — Superman’s protest unfortunately doesn't give you any hint of how this will all turn out, nor does it scare Batman and his friend away..

— You have your own responsibilities. — Batman simply states. — You should go.

Penny-One simply turns to you.

— It's a pleasure, Miss/Master/Mx (Y/N), even in your condition. Master Batman talks a lot about you. — You don't know what to stay and it probably shows, since no one waits much for your reaction before Penny-One is moving towards your kitchen and Batman and Superman continue with their argument.

You just go and sit down on your couch, questioning your life decisions and escape plans, which will have to wait until this damned curse leaves your body (and your home).

Your hands raise to rub your face and maybe give you some clearance, maybe wake you up from this nightmare, but keeping your eyes closed and sitting down only remind you of your condition. You feel worse or is it just your spirits? Either way, you let your body slide down until your side rests on the couch cushions, arms hugging your own body to try to have some warmth back. When did it become so cold?

At least their voices were low, as if trying not to bother you, it's a little soothing, especially with the promise of having food. Your eyes hurt just from staying open so you don't. At some point, some type of fabric is thrown over your body and a hand combs through your hair. You are too weak to do anything.

Next time you open your eyes, it's due to disturbing noises, your head is no longer on the arm of the couch and instead is laying on someone’s bare thighs. A pair of hands is running through your locks, and a really nice smell is in the air.

Did you fall asleep?

That would explain why your head is on fucking Wonder Woman's lap and she is looking at you lovingly. Also the fabric from before is Superman's cape.

You quickly shoot up, although just as fast, four or five pairs of hands, coming from seemingly out of nowhere — startling you even more — push you back down, you don't go without struggle, and soon, all hands disappear, green lights catch your attention and you can't move your body a single inch anymore. Somehow, you ended up restrained by a green and bright cocoon, as if you were soon to be a butterfly, only your face is free. Green Lantern’s construct.

— Hey, hey, calm down, hot stuff. I know she’s scary and you would never want to be close to anyone else but me, but you still need rest. — You're turned to the ceiling against your wishes. For some reason the fact that your whole body is covered doesn't give you the comfort nor the protection it should give you, instead, it reminds you of how vulnerable you are.

Your wide and paranoid eyes try to search for anything, since your head is being held in place. You can see Wonder Woman above you, glaring at something outside your line of vision, you are still in her lap. A bit of Aquaman’s blond hair on the bottom of your vision. And Batman, towering over you and the amazon, just observing as always.

— You can release them now, Green Lantern. — It's Superman's voice.

— He is not going to. — You see Batman saying at the same time another voice speaks the same sentence, making all of them turn in the direction of the sound, somewhere you can't see, but you recognize the voice. — He thinks they're weak and incapable of making decisions. — I'm sorry, who is weak and incapable of making decisions here? — He also wants to prove he is the only one capable of protecting and taking care of (Y/N), and impress them so they will fall right into his arms, call him a hero and give him a kiss… And other obscene things. — Batman smirks. Wonder Woman and another new and deep voice loudly laugh, the masculine voice being more obnoxious. Someone scoffs indignantly.

— Okay. Get out of my fucking head or I will make you. — The Lantern's voice sounds angry and you hear hurried footsteps. They wouldn't fight right here, right?! Right beside your sick body and in the middle of your crumpled apartament… It would make such a mess…

— I wasn't inside your head. Your thoughts were too loud, it's like you are screaming in my ear.

— I will make you scream! — You hear Superman superspeeding, probably getting in between the fighting duo.

— Ha- Green Lantern, calm down. No one will make anyone do anything here.

The agonizing feeling of restriction grows.

— WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? — You scream in a husky voice, panting right after. Everyone is silent and the next second, the construct moves you around until you're sitting up, back to the back of the couch. You are still being held and manhandled, but at least you're not in someone's lap and you can see something other than your ceiling.

Martian Manhunter is standing a few meters away from you, Superman by his side. Wonder Woman was still sitting beside you and doesn't look like getting up any time soon, Green Lantern makes his way to sit down on your other side, placing his arm around you, gladly you can't even feel it. Batman is still standing on the side of the couch, his cape covering his body. Aquaman is sitting in your armchair, his face laid on his hand, watching amused, if not a bit annoyed.

It's so weird seeing all of them, suited up, in the middle of your living room, and in plain daylight.

— We came here to nurse you back to health. — Wonder Woman speaks.

— Uhh, don't you think this is a little too much? — The heroes look at each other as if looking for the issue.

— I mean, yeah. I could do it alone, but for some reason when I got here, these freaks had already broken into your house. — Freak Lantern says, pointing an accusing finger at the other freaks in question, the trinity, Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman. — Those two came in later. — He nodded at Martian Manhunter and Aquaman, not giving them a single look, his eyes solely on you. Like everytime he insists on overly making eye contact with you, it's a bit uncanny. — Worry not, beautiful. I will kick them out for you. — Superman and Wonder Woman snort at his arrogance.

— You could go with them. I'm fine, I don't need help. I’ve been taking care of myself for years and can still do it. — You've been nice long enough, they crossed the line, they invaded your apartment, which is so unprofessional, and you need to set limits. They just look at you with pity.

— I am are aware of my neglect. — Neglect? — But it's going to be different now that we are reunited… — Uh? What is Manhunter talking about?

— Exactly. History has proven how men are unreliable and indifferent to others. I'm the only one you need, darling. — Wonder Woman caresses your face. — I don't even know what they think they are doing here…

— What are you doing here, princess? Don't you have mommy issues to fix or a guy named Steve Trevor to talk to? — The amazon furrowed her eyebrows and glared at the one sitting on your other side.

— Don't listen to him, (Y/N). I left Steve a long time ago, when I met you. — Girl, why? Go back to your man! Leave me alone! — What about Aquaman? Doesn't he have a kingdom to rule? — The man in question dismissed her answer with a hand movement.

— I’m protecting Atlantis’s future by making sure none of you get any ideas and (Y/N) survives their illness. — Batman shook his head.

— I’ve already made sure they're taken care of. You shouldn't be here. There's more important matters for us out there.

— Then why aren't you there?

Their battle of egos is just too fast for your slowed down brain to process and try to formulate any form of strategy. Before their banter gets worse, the older man from before reappears.

— Your soup is ready, Miss/Master/Mx (Y/N). — Penny-One seems unbothered by the commotion around you, walking in with the source of the heavenly smell. Your mouth waters.

— Let me do it, Penny-One. — Wonder Woman gently offers and takes the bowl from him, along with the spoon. The Justice League makes sounds of disgust when they start watching her spoon feeding you (they wanted to be in her place).

You groan, complain, try to wiggle out of the construct but nothing works, especially with your fatigued and sick state. If you weren't claustrophobic before you might be from now on. You are clearly uncomfortable and practically begging to get out but for some reason they just won't listen. It gets to the point where as soon as you finish your soup — after realizing, again, that with those people it's just easier to surrender —, and take your medicine, Green Lantern’s temper apparently gets done with your whining and resistance, and he simply makes another construct. Now you have a pacifier in your mouth. It's your limit.

They start fighting again because some of them find it degrading, some like to hear your voice even if they know how close to cussing them out you are, and some think it's cute and prefer your quietness over your cries.

You can't move. You can't spit it out. You can't bite it off. You can't ask for help.

Green Lantern is rubbing your cheek while — slightly — mocking you. Wonder Woman is cooing at you, while trying to convince the Lantern to stop with his antics. Aquaman is clearly expressing he is on the Lantern’s side. Batman, Superman and Martian Manhunter are threatening him.

Frustration gets the better of you and the dam breaks loose. Now you are wrapped, with a pacifier and crying. Like a baby. In front of your bosses. In front of people who think you are vulnerable and need them. They're practically keeping you hostage. You didn't want them here. You told them no, countless times, and they just blatantly ignored your boundaries.

You have a pa-ci-fi-er. In. Your. Mouth.

And they are talking. They are ignoring you. They're been doing it for hours. No. Months. That's abuse.

This is the most emotion they ever got out of you and it immediately quiets everyone down. They're just staring at you, shocked. This whole thing is just a shitshow. A disaster. They're a curse. You are cursed.

It's so distracting that it makes Green Lantern lose his concentration, which is what fuels his ring’s power, and the constructs start dissipating.

You immediately get up and put as much distance between you and the team, who all have wide eyes and maybe had just now realized the gravity of the situation, while thinking about control damage.

You are searching desperately for how you could effectively kick them out, while also experiencing just the aftereffects of a new trauma, when it looks like it will get even worse. Flash zooms into the apartment.

— Hey, (Y/N)! Sorry I took so long! Busy Day. N-Not that I wouldn't quit anything and everything just to help you. I just now saw the notification that you took a day off today! W-What… W-What are you guys doing here…? — The speedster noticed after his rambles the he is not the only one in the middle of your living room, and points at the whole team, who is on the complete opposite side of you. They also point at him.

— You’re late. — Batman states.

— Slowest man alive. — Green Lantern calls out his friend.

Flash looks around as if gathering his thoughts and notices your distressed state. He turns completely to them, his back to you and him being between you and his team.

— What did you do to them? — At his demand, all of them start pointing at each other and giving some sort of explanation or their side of the story at the same time, turning it into unintelligible sounds, until your yell interrupts them.

— GET. OUT!

— But-

— OUT!

— But, (Y/N)-

— NOW! GET OUT NOW!

They grumble but comply. Penny-One, who was totally unfazed during the while ordeal, just sighs, and starts making his way with them. Until you take a timid step toward him and stop him.

— N-Not you… I-I mean the soup was really good and I don't think I will have the energy to cook later… I-If it's n-not bothering you… — The older man smiles placantinly at you.

— Of course, dear. I'm getting paid either way, might as well just finish my job here.

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[myalchod]

💄 for 34,💡 for 17 and 👀 for 22

Oooh, let's see what this gets ...

💄 Will you be trying anything different in this? + 34:

No clue! This one is barely started so I'm not sure what I'm doing with it yet. I might try inverting the dynamic I usually go for, I suppose?

💡 What inspired you to want to write it? + 17:

Oh man, a blast from the past. It's a possible third interconnected fic for the very first Fate fics I wrote, and mostly was inspired by looking at the song I was cannibalising for titles (Leonard Cohen's "Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye"), and the opening lines practically screaming for something ... and because it's me, that something almost immediately zagged angsty and then I got entirely derailed by kink meme happening and never really looked back. I loved you in the morning, our kisses deep and warm Your hair upon the pillow like a sleepy golden storm

👀 Can you give us any sneak peaks? + 22:

lmfaoooooooo so this is one of those entirely self-indulgent things I have no plans to ever post, but I'm pretty sure I can find something in it to share. Let's see ...

He’s woken by the sound of the doorbell, rousing him out of a sound slumber. As he shoves the pillow over his head and mutters vague invective into the sheets, Andreas spares a moment to wonder who on earth is outside. Visitors are rare these days, rarer still unannounced, entirely by design; when he’d leased this home in Blackbridge, it had been under an assumed name in a deliberate attempt to get a place that was his alone, somewhere to find peace and quiet. It’s been a welcome refuge, though sometimes it feels like he’s gotten too much of what he was looking for, in the small hours of the night when it’s too quiet and empty -- but that emptiness hardly means he wants someone at his door at a time like this. Maybe I should rip the wires out of that damned bell, he thinks as the shrill sound slices through the room again, and then a third time in rapid succession. Whatever it is, it clearly isn’t going away. And so he pushes to his feet, raking a hand through his hair and rubbing sleep from his eyes even as he reaches for the nearest clothes. As tempting as the idea of shocking whoever is bothering him by still being nearly nude, the last thing he wants is to find himself splashed across the tabloids once again. If he’d checked before opening the door his reaction might have been to slam it in her face but surprise leaves him frozen instead, shirt still riding up on one side and jaw slack while Farah pushes past him before he can do more than blink, and he has no choice but to close the door after her if he wants to avoid a scene. “Pack a bag,” she says, folding her arms and pinning him with a glare he remembers all too well. The absolute nerve of her -- to think she can barge in like she owns the place and then have the temerity to follow it up by giving him an order? He flicks the lock shut with a pointed thunk before leaning back against the door and letting his gaze rake up her body in a deliberately inflammatory way before meeting her eyes, still half-hidden by dark sunglasses. “Nice to see you, Andreas,” he drawls. “It’s been a while, Andreas. You look good, Andreas. Maybe lead with that, yeah?” “You look good.” She nearly spits the words out, voice tight in a way he remembers all too well from their endless arguments. “Now pack a fucking bag.”

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[saemi-the-dreamer]

For the Headcanons meme

Bowser Junior: ♥ and ☯

Trucy Wright: ☆ , ♦ and ♒ And the Same thing for Klavier Gavin =)

Severus Snape: ☆ (i know it will be hard ^^" because this "poor" man have not been happy for years), ☮, ♒ and ★

You can ask me as much that you want too =)

Thanks for the ask <3

Bowser Junior

♥ - family headcanon

Junior didn't ask his father who his "real mother" was after the events of Super Mario Sunshine. Partly because a part of him had clung so much to the idea of Peach being his mom that he wasn't ready to let go of it completely yet, even if he acknowledge the truth. But also because he was happy with his father, and had never really felt lonely with him, Kamek, the Koopalings and even Dad's henchmen; it's like a big family and he loves it dearly.

☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon

Funnily, Junior likes to eat vegetables, contrary (and to the shock) of his Dad! But since he loves them best with spicy, hot sauce/flavour, Bowser kinda shruggs it off quickly.

Like most kids of his age, he doesn't like getting send to bed early, even when he's getting sleepy. He wants to spend more time with Papa and help him in his plans or play with him longer.

Trucy Wright

☆ - happy headcanon

The fact that every night, no matter how late he came back home, Phoenix would take the time to check on her and kiss her forehead before going to bed himself. Trucy felt so loved and overwhelmed by this simple gesture.

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

Trucy is very good at crafting in general, she loves to knit - as we see how she did Phoenix's beanie - and sew. For a long time, she made her dolls' dresses/clothes herself instead of buying more, both to save money but also because she loves doing them. She made her magician attire herself.

Biking, especially after riding a bike with her new Dad, she wanted to be able to follow him and the two often joke that they might do a country race together.

♒ - cooking/food headcanon

As I wrote in one of my fanfic, Trucy is a very good cook! Since Phoenix and her are on a quite low budget, the two found recipes for dishes that wouldn't cost too much. She's the champion for various curry dishes.

Klavier Gavin

☆ - happy headcanon

When he and Kristoph still lived with their parents, they didn't go much to the cinema. But after moving in with their aunt Exilia, he could go see his very first superhero movie in theatre with his brother. Both the hero and music were a huge inspiration for him.

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

Klavier's favourite sport is natation. He just loves swimming, ever since he was a kid.

He reads quite a lot in his spare time, both to clear his mind and to find inspiration.

Baking! See below ^^

♒ - cooking/food headcanon

Klavier cooks well, but his area is more pastries! He started mostly because he knew Kristoph had a sweet tooth and wanted to make him happy, then he realised he actually loved baking. Klavier makes the best pancakes, he needs to threaten to charge people otherwise he'd get called everyday/exploited by the Wright Agency.

Severus Snape

☆ - happy headcanon

Some of his (mostly Slytherin) students found out when his birthday was and for years, he found some little gifts (more or less expensive depending on the students) with cards sent to his office, thanking him.

☮ - friendship headcanon

There were 2 classmates in Slytherin (not blood supremacists or Voldy-fanatics) that he got along well enough. The three could have become friends if it had not been for their personnal problems coming into the way.

Years later, he crossed path with the husband of one of them with his daughter, and the latter told Severus that his wife regretted not actually befriending him and that, were she still alive, she would have liked to reach out to him. This kinda lifted his spirit up a bit.

♒ - cooking/food headcanon

Severus is very good at cooking, but he doesn't always take the time to do so. Either because he's too busy, or because he doesn't take care of himself that well.

★ - sad headcanon

(oh dear) Despite everything, Snape really loved Dumbledore as a somewhat father-figure, and he knew Dumbledore loved him too (not romantically ofc), but the Headmaster prioritze "the greater good" before anything else.

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Slowly, Lucien turned his head and his gaze found hers. Everything quieted. The house’s inhabitants were gathered around Lucien, talking about what he could expect, but Elain focused only on the male in front of her. She tried to convey her apology and sorrow and want with her eyes, frozen with indecision and unable to say what she wanted.

Lucien stared back at her, and while she could so clearly see his own sadness and longing reflected in his brilliant russet eye, he gave her a small, slow bow and turned away. Elain’s stomach dropped. He was going to leave her, and Elain would be stuck in this house like a neglected piece of furniture, without the one being who had a hope of truly understanding and listening to her. She took a half step down the stairs at the same time Lucien turned to Rhys and nodded his head…

“Wait!”

...

"Take me with you."

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[vocesincaput]

🎲 (my jim, your izzy - i have no hesitations XD)

kiss roulette

inspired by the infamous "i want the k" meme by deactivated tumblr user tastcful. send 🎲 to generate a kiss! potential suggestive/nsf.w themes may appear. 12. A kiss along the collar bone

When he had first boarded the Revenge and met them, Izzy would have never imagined this would be how the two of them would end up. They had hated him, he was sure of it. The whole crew had. They had had every right to. Even Izzy could admit he had been an asshole.

But here they still were....

Tangled up in the small bed together. The rising sun slowly beginning to beam in through the open window. Blanket barely covering them, having been almost completely kicked off during the night due to the overwhelming heat.

Izzy's chest was rising and falling slowly as he lay looking up at the ceiling. Contemplating how they had gotten to that point. A half sleepy, half contented smile upon his lips as he turned his head and looked at a sleeping Jim beside him. The corners of his lips twitched up a little further as he looked at them, hand reaching up to brush ever so lightly against their cheek. Surprising himself with the gentle touch.

He couldn't get over how they looked in their sleep. It made something swell within Izzy's chest that he tried to force down but it refused. There had always been something about Jim that he hadn't been able to put his finger on. That feeling had developed into something Izzy hadn't wanted to admit to, couldn't admit to. Not with all the things he had been going through.

But now... now, after they had found each other.... things were different...

Memories of the previous night came floating back to Izzy and his smile grew even more. He then surprised himself again as he shifted onto his side carefully and leant in to kiss Jim's jaw. Slowly shifting his lips to below their ear, their neck until they began to shift over the others collarbone. Hand finding its way to the others hip as he continued. Moustache brushing against their skin with each slow and languid kiss.

Things had definitely changed.

[jokerislandgirl32]

About Me (aka: JIG32 Intro)!

I’ve been wanting to add this to my pinned for a while, so here it is! It is broken up into 3 Sections for you all to get to know me better: General ( the basic info about me), Blog Stuff (what you will see on my blog, my f/o and s/i list), My Favorite Things (some of my favorite things: shows, movies, animals, etc!).

Feel free to ask me/speak to me about anything you read here! I may be slow answering asks/interacting, but I love interacting with my mutuals!

Please see below cut! Tw for moving gifs and trauma mention!

General

💜 27 year old female.

💜 Libra! B-day: October 4th.

💜 Christian.

💜 Demisexual.

💜 College Graduate! Associate’s in General Studies and Bachelor’s of Science in History.

💜 Educator of littles by day (kindergarten whooo), and fangirl of villains and other misunderstood characters by night / when I’ve got a break from work.

💜 I love to spend time with my loved ones, sing, listen to music, obsess over my favorite characters and media, write, decorate, spend time in nature, and organize items!

💜 Cat mom to 4 cats (one boy and 3 girls).

💜 Mommy to an angel baby, Alexandria Rinella Varmitech 👼

💜 I’ve gone through a lot of trauma and hardship in my life, but my faith, my loved ones, and my favorite characters and media have helped me through it all! So this blog is like a love letter to all of that!

Blog Stuff

💜 I’m a fanfic author and wishful artist (I’m not very skilled at either, but I try).

💜 Hugeeee Fan of Zach Varmitech, Arthur Fleck, any version of the Joker, Kevin Wendell Crumb, Loki, Oswald Cobblepot, Cedric the Sorcerer, The Grinch (2018 version my beloved), and Klarion the Witch Boy. My blog content is centered around these characters.

💜 Self shipper! You will see A LOT of self shipping stuff on this blog. My main romantic f/o is Zach Varmitech from Wild Kratts. My self insert is Violet Virginia Varmitech nèe Tyler! I’m iffy sharing Zach, but if you respect me, and Zach and Violet, (show us no hatred), I am fine sharing him!

💜My secondary romantic f/o is the Grinch from the 2018 Illumination Grinch movie. My self insert is Aurora Borealis Who! I am completely fine sharing Grinch!

💜 I selfship platonically with Gaston Gourmand from Wild Kratts, but he’s also a bit of a crush/potential romantic f/o. I ship Gourmand with Zach as well, so I consider Zach, Gourmand, and Violet to have something of a poly relationship. I am okay sharing Gourmand!

💜 Veneer from Trolls 3 is a platonic/familial f/o of mine. He’s like my supportive best friend and brother!

💜 I also selfship romantically with Arthur Fleck, Young Justice Joker, and Loki. My s/i for Arthur and YJ Joker is Clarissa Wane. I haven’t figured out a s/i for Loki yet, but I’m thinking she’ll be called Scarlett. These are more “former relationships” of mine, but I still love each of these characters dearly, and I’m completely fine sharing them!

💜 The specific content you will find on this blog will include: Zach Varmitech Gushing, Wild Kratts content, Ziolet (Zach and Violet) posts, fanfic and au posts, posts about any of my other favorite characters/media, quotes I relate to/ I am inspired by, funny memes, funny/cute animal/nature posts, and fall/holiday stuff (Halloween and Christmas countdowns, etc.).

💜 Ask box/requests are always open, see my pinned post for more info, but I may be slow responding to asks/requests!

These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things…

💜 Favorite shows: Wild Kratts, A Haunting, Green Acres, Gilligan’s Island, Sofia the First, Young Justice, Gotham, 90 Day Fiancé (and any/all spinoffs), The Waltons, Little House On The Prairie, Andi Mack.

💜 Favorite Movies: Signs, Split (2016), The Dark Knight, Joker (2019), The Conjuring, Sleepy Hollow, Hocus Pocus, Twitches, Corpse Bride, Horton Hears A Who!, The Grinch (2018), Elf, A Christmas Story, The Lorax, Rise of the Guardians, Titanic, The Great Gatsby (2013), Thor, The Avengers, Thor: The Dark World, Thor: Ragnarok.

💜 Favorite animals/insects: Cats are my favorite animals, and butterflies are my favorite insect. I also love all wild cats, foxes, raccoons, deer, turtles, moths, dragonflies, hummingbirds, and fish!

💜 Favorite season: Fall.

💜 Favorite holiday: Halloween, but I also love Thanksgiving and Christmas.

💜 Favorite Music Artists: Halsey, Melanie Martinez, Elton John, Big Time Rush, AURORA, Ellie Goulding, Oh Wonder, Conor Maynard, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez are among my favorites!

💜 Favorite colors: Royal blue, sky blue, violet, lilac, emerald green, blue violet, black, gray, silver.

💜 Favorite Places To Be: At the Outer Banks or in the Blue Ridge Mountains!

I will likely update this post in the future!

💜 - JIG32

[eurydicees]

Hello hello! If it's ok to ask sakuatsu again for the otp question meme, then can I ask skts numbers 13 and 15? And for the fic writers asks, 5 for "the path to gold is paved..." since I just read it today! :)

yes of course it's ok!! sorry that it took so long to get back to you, but i'm always happy to talk :)

otp questions are here & fic writer asks are here for anyone else still interested in these! under the cut bc this got way too long (as always)

otp q's

13. Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

i think atsumu is ultimately the more touchy feely one, so it's usually him reaching out first. i think he likes holding hands specifically more than kiyoomi does--kiyoomi is more of a hug/kiss person than a hand holding person (he doesn't particularly enjoy how sweaty his own palms get when he holds atsumu's hand, but atsumu doesn't seem to mind and so it's mostly okay). kiyoomi's expression of physical touch comes more in the form of a hand on atsumu's shoulder, playing with atsumu's hair, resting his head on atsumu's shoulder, etc etc

15. Who wakes up first?

hmm i'm actually flip flopping back and forth on this one. i think canonically atsumu is Not Great at waking up on time/early, so i suppose kiyoomi probably wakes up earlier. i do think it'd be very funny though if they were That Couple who is always asleep. they are so sleepy all the time. if they don't have to, they will not be up before noon. i think this is especially fun if you compare it with osamu and w/e misc partner you want to give him, who will be up at the crack of dawn if you let them. they find sakuatsu's sleeping habits to be the bane of their existence. the four of them try for a morning coffee double date and sakuatsu don't even show up. they are simply too sleepy.

fic writer q's

5. What do you wish someone would ask you about "the path to gold..."? Answer it now!

omg ok i want to talk about this fic all the time. i'm really, really proud of this one and i looove hearing about people's experiences reading it. i hope you enjoyed it! anyways, i think something that i wish someone would ask me is about the scene where atsumu gets picked for the national team! i want to talk about the inspiration for it, which is this video from gotham fc's twitter of kailen sheridan getting picked for her national team for the 2021 olympics (spoiler but she then went on to win gold!!!). anyways, this video actually owns my heart. she's so excited and her team is so excited for her and it's just so sweet and, like, man, yeah. it's about the team and the friendship of it all!! it's also cool because sheridan was dealing with a pretty bad quad injury and her recovery goal was to make it to the olympic team--she recovered ahead of schedule and made it onto the team and just. yeah. it's a little incredible. that particular scene in path to gold is based off of that real life moment--because real sports can be fun i promise!!!--and i wanted to try to capture the feeling of camaraderie and support and love that i got from that video. there's a line, "Kiyoomi is laughing at him, forgetting all composure and looking just as excited, just as proud. He can hear the rest of his team talking, screaming, reaching out to shake his shoulder. Barnes yells something like, 'I knew he would make it!' and Inunaki calls out something like, 'You earned this!'" and that's my attempt at creating the supportive team environment in that video. i hope i was able to communicate that :)

[hymemena]

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[milarca]

in case anyone is interested in where else to find me and my dozens of sideblogs...

→ @ milarca - main blog. here you'll find general fandom, marvel, star wars, aesthetic posts, shitposting, meta, news, photography, quotes, memes, anything I find generally interesting or funny or inspiring. You can also find me @ milarca on archive of our own where i post my fanfic, a partial list of which is at the bottom of this post.

→ @ wren-by-the-sea - art instagram - you can also find me by the same name on Etsy for my calligraphy and art~

→ @ buckysbaron - exclusively marvel but mostly winterbaron and some winterbones

→ @ crossed-desires (NEW) - sideblog for the vampire chronicles and also AMC's interview with the vampire~

→ @ levamentum - sideblog for interior design, architecture, etc.

→ @ hurt-me-help-me - sideblog for mostly whump

→ @ sweet-andy - sideblog for the walking dead, rick/negan, cast and filming stuff.

→ @ leashesandlavender - soft kink, explit, textual and visual.

My recent Fanfic

→ Riptide (Part 1 of the Winterbaron Push verse) with @flannelsaurus ~ Marvel, Bucky/Zemo, explicit. "Eighteen months on the Raft has alarmingly diminished Helmut Zemo's health. Once the most feared submissive on the Joint Task Force's watch list, the former commander of EKO Scorpion is now dangerously depressed. Bucky Barnes, a dominant with a long and rocky history with the criminal mastermind, is called in to help. His mission: return Zemo to normal so he can finish a thirty year sentence. Easy, except it becomes clear almost immediately that Bucky has never wanted to fail a mission more." [Previously titled “More than a Push”]

→ Tide Rising (Part 2 of the Winterbaron Push verse) with @flannelsaurus ~ Marvel, Bucky/Zemo, explicit. "Even newly collared and now attached to the former Winter Soldier, Helmut Zemo isn't high and dry yet. Hurdles abound, and pleasure is plentiful too, as they seek to secure his permanent freedom…" [Sequel to Riptide, previously titled “More than a Push”]

→ Office Hours with @flannelsaurus ~ Marvel, Bucky/Zemo, explicit. University, student/professor AU. "When a handsome student in Professor Barnes' class comes onto him, Bucky has a difficult time keeping it professional…"

→ Strawberry Wine (Part 1 of Among the Willows) with @ranebowstitches ~ The Walking Dead, Rick/vampire!Negan, explicit. "When animals are found mysteriously drained of blood around the sleepy town of Desert Springs, Sheriff Rick Grimes ventures out to the homesteader Negan’s remote cabin looking for answers. Unfortunately for him, he exhumes a dark secret that he wishes would have stayed buried, deep, deep in the hills of California."

→ Carnival Lights (Part 2 of Among the Willows) with @ranebowstitches ~ "It’s the summer of 1881, and Rick and his vampire lover Negan are going on a trip—a carnival pitched near the bustling town of Modesto, California. The carnival promises to be the time of their lives, and the perfect place for romance. But all is not as it seems, and danger lurks just around every brightly-painted corner…"

→ Stress Relief ~ Marvel, The Winter Soldier/Brock Rumlow, explicit. Hydra Trash Party typical warnings apply. "Rumlow wants to get his mouth f*cked by the Soldier, and Rollins makes it happen."

→ Christmas in New York (Part 1 of Hold My Heart and I’ll Hold Yours) with @ranebowstitches ~ Star Wars, Kylo/Hux, modern AU, ABO, explicit. "When Kylo and Hux are stuck inside because of a snowstorm, they take full advantage of their predicament - until adventure comes calling for them anyway~"

→ Accidental Arrest (Part 2 of Hold My Heart and I’ll Hold Yours) with @ranebowstitches ~ "When Kylo gets picked up by the police for being in the right place at the wrong time, he has to survive in a cold cell until Hux arrives to take him home."

→ Jailbait with @ranebowstitches ~ The Walking Dead, Rick/Negan, modern AU, explicit. "Rick ends up in the state penitentiary and befriends prison boss Negan. Time will tell how much they get along, and how far they're willing to go to help each other…"

[skypied]

sorry this is from a few days ago but i still wanna do the ask meme ;3

🤡✨🧠🎢

(I love the perpetual 3-5 business days ADHD delay on both our sides<3) read moreing bc I refuse to shut up<3

🤡 What’s a line, scene, or exchange you’ve written that made you laugh?

A lot! A lot of the time writing is providing entertainment for myself, and I often make myself laugh tbh! But I have no clue if anyone else finds it funny, mostly bc what feedback I get on things being funny often differ from what I laugh at 🥴 the one I can point to (and will again later in this post) is the goat-wrestling scene in always be this close. I also think all the banter in Morning Routines is funny. There's a shit ton of fun stuff in my wips, but I'm coming back to those.

(unrelated, I just discovered I've on two different occasions, months apart, written the exact same line of dialogue, which is Alberto saying "stop complaining and put your dick in my mouth". The more you know)

✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉

ouhhhhh uhhhhhh I think I'd say dialogue is one of my strong suits... I think? It's what drives most of my writing, and, while I feel like I'm always making the boys more and more OOC with every iteration, I guess that's one of the things that makes people find my fics in character. Maybe??? I dunno??? (honestly this is the worst kind of question bc for all I know I'm WAY off base). When I first am able to suppress my shame, I think the porn I write is fun and hot (but, y'know, it's 100% self-indulgent and to my tastes since it's a drop in the ocean from my personal spank bank, so again, nervous to state it for a fact)

🧠 Pick a character, and I’ll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

given how I've rotated these blorbos so relentlessly in an endless drier for 14 months, there are sooooo many, and very few that are fixed in stone tbh. I more go through phases with headcanons, tbh! and I'm getting sleepy, maybe I'll come back and do a separate post if I remember anything special 😴

I can share that one of my current headcanon obsessions is Alberto in a skin tight short tennis dress though. I have this one in mind, bc that was the one that inspired it when a friend of a friend borrowed it to wear and he's a short'n'stout king who's dummy thicc and looked absolutely incredible wearing it. Hopefully I might draw and at some point post ... maybe in a sketch dump along with the two-three other pieces that are just "Alberto on his knees, thighs spread, soft lil tummy out, in cute outfits" hehe

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

I think always be this close with the Alberto almost getting himself severely damaged in a goat-wrestling match is the wildest. The rest of my fics are either just shameless porn or shameless fluff or writing-for-writing-practice's sake - I rarely write any plots or scenes that get wild. Honestly babe my wildest rides are still wips 😭 and I can't decide on just one so this is almost a ranking

#1 is probably the "discovering Luca's dick glows under the blacklight when they're getting nasty in a club bathroom" which also includes Alberto joking about Luca being into scat (or maybe it's on the cutting room floor) and jokes about dolphins being depraved creatures and Luca's dick trying to fuck Alberto's ear and Luca having a laughing fit over Alberto looking like he's playing a flute while sucking his dick and Luca delighted to discover Alberto likes having his mouth stuffed with his tail. this fic is honestly like 80% done and has been for almost a year, I'm just eternally struggling but I did my once-every-four-month casual perusing and re-discovered that it's a lot of fun and I wanna finish it

the also-80%-done "Luca tries casting himself in a porn" fic. It got away from me and now includes smut and is, oops, 12k. It's not as overtly wild, but I think it's funny, I think it'll be finished soon-ish, and I hope y'all will find it funny, too. If nothing else, laugh at me pls<3

the one doc just titled "train wrecks" which is 3am, Luca in the club spotting Alberto and going

Luca pretends he's so blackout drunk he's forgotten where he lives so Alberto will take him home, and the rest honestly is just the dumbest banter. Highlights include likening Alberto's dick to a Christmas present, joking about Luca time travelling to groom Alberto to give him even more daddy issues, Alberto calling Luca a bird furry for leaving old food bits in his mouth during makeouts, and a lot more that'd take too much context to explain. but besides being a lot of dumb funny shit what I like about it is exploring the kind of surprising honesty and delightful rudeness you get with complete strangers. I think my fav moment is them small talking to get to know each other more, Luca talks some about his mom being overbearing and a pain in the ass, then when Alberto talks about his parental situation Luca just goes "fuck you, you can’t let me complain about all that stupid shit and then tell me that" and, after Alberto tells details about his dad and Luca offers sympathies, Alberto in return goes "no, fuck you, that sympathy is for your own bad conscience, not me". This one is a lot less finished, due to being mostly dialogue, and needing three sex scenes (and counting maybe???) written out lmao

sandbox is pretty much eternally on hold, but some out of context highlights include:

Alberto's literal "anyways, here's Wonderwall" moment

everyone calling Luca a slut

Giulia calling Alberto "young dumb and full of cum

Luca repeatedly having to tell Alberto off for quoting memes in bed

Alberto's graphic Shrek t-shirt collection

Luca skipping class to suck a guy off during a matiné showing of a war drama

Lorenzo giving Daniela chlamydia when they were young

Luca accusing his parents of being in a swingers arrangement with Giulia's parents

Alberto: recites Luca's Starbucks order - Luca:

(that's not a joke btw it's literal actual canon)

okay I'm done will sleep now ty for letting me ramble @ u ! 🥰

[ufoauthor-blog]

Celebrating Caturday: A Day of Feline Fun and Furrfection!

Welcome, fellow cat lovers and enthusiasts, to a purr-fectly delightful blog post dedicated to the most magnificent day of the week: Caturday! Whether you're a lifelong cat aficionado or a recent convert to the joys of feline companionship, Caturday is a celebration of all things cats. So, grab a cup of coffee, find a cozy spot, and join us as we delve into the whimsical world of Caturday!

The Origins of Caturday: Caturday, an internet-inspired phenomenon, emerged as a joyful way to honor our feline friends and share their adorable antics. Born out of the collective adoration for cats, Caturday has grown into a weekly online event where cat lovers unite to share photos, videos, and heartwarming stories about their furry companions.

The Feline Family: Caturday is an ideal time to appreciate the diverse and fascinating feline family. From the playful and mischievous kittens to the regal and dignified seniors, cats come in all shapes, sizes, and personalities. We can't help but marvel at their grace, independence, and the unconditional love they offer us.

Capturing Catitude: Caturday wouldn't be complete without capturing and sharing those memorable cat moments. Whether it's a hilarious pounce on an unsuspecting toy or a sleepy stretch on a sun-drenched windowsill, cats have a way of enchanting us with their adorable and often amusing antics. So, grab your camera or smartphone and get ready to immortalize those precious Caturday moments.

The Cat-Driven Internet: If there's one thing we can't deny, it's the internet's love affair with cats. From viral cat videos to memes that never fail to make us smile, the internet has become a treasure trove of feline entertainment. Caturday is the perfect day to dive into the vast expanse of cat-related content and revel in the joy it brings.

Bonding with Your Cat: Caturday also presents a unique opportunity to strengthen the bond with our furry friends. Whether it's engaging in interactive play sessions, grooming them to keep their coats in top shape, or simply cuddling up for a relaxing afternoon, spending quality time with our cats helps nurture a deeper connection and understanding.

Giving Back to Our Feline Friends: While we celebrate Caturday, let's not forget the countless cats in need of care and shelter. Consider volunteering at a local animal rescue, donating to cat charities, or even adopting a rescue cat if you have the means and space in your home. It's a beautiful way to honor the spirit of Caturday and make a positive impact in a cat's life.

As Caturday draws to a close, let's take a moment to appreciate the joy and companionship that cats bring into our lives. Their unique personalities, graceful movements, and unwavering love have the power to brighten our days and touch our hearts. So, until the next Caturday arrives, let's continue to cherish our feline friends and celebrate their extraordinary presence in our lives. Remember, every day can be Caturday when we have cats by our side! ~Ufi/ChatGPT

[immortaljackal]

@lovepurposed asked: [ mulberry ] what tips would you give someone with writer's block?

💌 colourful interview [ meme - accepting ]

Right, that most infamous and meme'd horror to all writers…

Only… one thing I've learned over the decades is that sometimes… writer's block isn't a lack of inspiration or word constipation or whatever your first thought about it might be.

Sometimes, it's executive dysfunction. Sometimes, it's depression. And it can be difficult to discern which, if either, or even a third secret thing. So my first bit of advice is ask yourself where you are in terms of your mental health as to whether there might be something making writing more difficult than what you want or expect it to be.

I don't talk about this often, but when I got away from my abusive ex, I had a whole saga of novels fully written in their first drafts and in various stages of being edited and rewritten. He found every copy - physical and digital - and destroyed them. This was before I had reliable cloud storage at all, so I lost pretty much everything for the entire four book series.

That very series is where Layla originates. She started out as a side character, one who didn't even show up until over halfway through the second novel. I was so discouraged by the loss of all that work, that I stopped writing for years. I even stopped joining tabletop roleplaying games and LARPs because I lost all drive for character creation and world building…

This, coming from someone who has won NaNoWriMo multiple times over the years, who has been writing as a hobby since they were eight years old. To have all words just stop… It wasn't for a lack of wanting to write, or a lack of ideas. I was simply too consumed by depression to write.

After I moved out of state, I was able to get health insurance, and I was quickly prescribed anti-depressants and therapy. Those helped. The words didn't come back right away, but it helped. I got back into roleplaying online with friends. Eventually, I gave roleplaying on tumblr another try.

Layla was the first muse I brought to tumblr, when I thought I might never write again. She became the new protagonist of the total rewrite of the series, turning things on it head and putting her at the front of the whole thing.

So if you're struggling with writer's block, start with yourself and your needs first: Are you hungry? Thirsty? Sleepy? In need of going to the toilet? In need of a shower? In need of some social interaction? In need of some random fun? In need of some new scenery? Treat yourself like a Sim and get your basic needs in check first. You might find that's all it takes.

If it's still hard after you've taken care of the basics: Is there something in your current environment causing you distress? If so, can you do something to alleviate it in any way to at least reduce its impact on you? How's your mental health? Are you feeling anxious? Depressed? Do you have someone you trust and are comfortable with to talk to about it? Again, do so if you're able. If you have the means, even consider approaching therapy as an option, as talking about things in general with a professional can help.

Now, if it's a simple lack of inspiration, or words are too hard? Writing manuals, like those from Writer's Digest, can be a lifesaver. As can the various blogs with prompts - and not just rp starters, but like the ones for fanfic and original works that you find on Dreamwidth and such.

Having trouble remembering a word? Try Tip of My Tongue.

Need ideas for where to start? There are tons of random scenario generators, first sentence/paragraph generates, etc. available for free online. Any little thing can be a spark in the right direction, if all you're missing is an idea. Let yourself scroll through artwork. Take a virtual tour through a museum. Listen to a podcast. Spin around in circles.

Give yourself permission to write poorly, then do it. Open a separate document somewhere and write the first thing that comes to mind. Does it suck? GREAT! You still wrote something! Save it, set it aside (not in the trash bin), and start another doc. Write something else. Rewrite the same thing, but slightly different. Turn left instead of turning right.

Whatever's throwing off your groove will pass. Sometimes it can be more stubborn than other times, and that's usually when it's a sign of mental health things. Don't be afraid to ask for help for those things.

Hell, try thinking about the other stuff you probably need to be doing that you've been putting off for whatever reason. I have seriously motivated myself into writing in order to avoid doing those other things. Brains are weird, so just try things until you find what works.

It's okay to get frustrated. It's okay to get discouraged when the words don't want to flow easily. Unfortunately, there's not a Drain-O for Writers to unclog things when the words get stuck.

And sometimes, the best thing you can do for yourself is just step back and let yourself not write for a little bit. Creative burnout is a bitch, so give yourself time to rest and just daydream a while. Read a book. Listen to music. Watch a movie. Play a game. Make your favourite hot drink. Eat some ice cream. Dress in drag and do the hula.

And remember, just because the words are harder than usual in that moment, they'll come back to you eventually. Even if it doesn't feel like it for a while.

[nekorinnie]

A meme, where once again my markers and coloring skills went plop far far away

A meme featuring @bluezeri 's smuggler Dkhuna, and my Jedi Knight Evorurt

Evorurt: why are we lying in a ditch?

Dkhuna: You either fell asleep, or got knocked out, .... So I decided to lay down next to you >:>

Evorurt in deadpan: thanks.

[thatsthat24]

Sanderstober 2021

Back due to requests from you all, I bring you a new art prompt list for this October! I loved getting help from friends a couple years ago, so I got help again. Remember, you can make art on any day, there’s no being late to a prompt.

If you’d like me to see em, just tag the creations with #Sanderstober. I really hope these inspire you in any way and are fun for ya!

Day 1: In traditional first-day manner, I’d like to see a famous landmark on Sep. 30th vs. that famous landmark on Oct. 1st. (Obviously most don’t change in reality, just… creatively fudge it, it’s spoopy season, for crying out loud)

Day 2: Minimalist drawing! In limited shapes/colors, depict the cast of your favorite piece of fiction!

Day 3: Re-imagine a Horror Movie… as a Disney Movie

Day 4: Re-imagine a non-superpowered character from any piece of fiction and give them superpowers! What powers would they most likely have that would fit their personality?

Day 5: Retcon Time! I need you all to take sad moments that have happened in stories (TV shows, books, or movies) and give them happy turnouts instead. Please.

Day 6: Character Swap - Take the hero and villain of a horror movie and switch their roles. - Submitted by Quil!

Day 7: Take the last meme in your phone and Halloween-ify it

Day 8: Draw a bouquet of flowers and each petal represents a part of yourself your proud of - Submitted by Tammy!

Day 9: I know this is an oldie, BUT IT’S A GOODIE cause I absolutely love what you all come up with each year: Draw characters from any TV show or movie in the style of a Tim Burton character!

Day 10: You know that Strawberry dress? Make it appropriate for Halloween season.

Day 11: Draw an iconic villain from a movie… as a Sailor Scout (GIVE ME THE CURSED IMAGERY) - Submitted by Artie!

Day 12: Take any event that has happened this year, 2021, and make it into a movie poster! Would it be a heart-warming movie? Or a horror flick? I guess it would depend on the event you choose lol

Day 13: Imagine the state/province/country you’re from as a person! What would that person look like? - Inspired by Dominic!

Day 14: Re-imagine your pet (or a friend’s pet) as a DnD character!

Day 15: Take any character from a Broadway musical, and re-imagine them as a Jedi or a Sith Lord!

Day 16: Draw an imaginary “Side” for the Sanders Sides series you wish or think could exist in the universe - Submitted by Foti!

Day 17: Writing OR Drawing prompt - There’s so many scary tales that come out of “sleepy” little towns. Create a Halloween tale that takes place in your “sleepy little town” (even if it isn’t that sleepy) using real locations, landmarks, and figures you’re familiar with! - Submitted by Valerie!

Day 18: Makeup Challenge! Create a Halloween makeup look, either on your face or on paper! - Submitted by Fariha

Day 19: Draw your favorite character in the Halloween costume you wore last year! - Submitted by Davi!

Day 20: Draw your favorite and least favorite Halloween candy as a hero and antagonist! How would they interact? - Inspired by Brei

Day 21: Attempt to draw a classic Halloween monster… with your less dominant hand. The most evil of drawing challenges…

Day 22: Depict any childhood game as if it were a high-stakes, potentially deadly competition akin to those you’d find in Squid Game.

Day 23: An oldie but a goodie - draw the character(s) from one piece of fiction in the drawing style of another piece of fiction (ex. Characters from Game of Thrones if they were drawn by the animators of Adventure Time)

Day 24: Take any planet or star and create how they might look as a person.

Day 25: Take any character(s) from your favorite series and depict how they might look in a different time period!

Day 26: Take your astrological symbol- or, really, any symbol- and create a dress or tux inspired by it…

Day 27: Depict any classic Halloween monster in a conventionally mundane job that they would actually be really good at. - Inspired by AJ!

Day 28: Take any Disney animal and imagine what they’d look like as a person!

Day 29: Re-imagine a classic fairy-tale… if it took place in present day.

Day 30: Take any two characters from the DC/Marvel universe and imagine what their fusion character would be… (ex. Captain Marvel/Iron Man = Iron Marvel)

Day 31: And to take it on home, let’s return to a classic - depicting any character(s) from your favorite piece(s) of fiction having fun on Halloween!

And that is it!! Hope you all enjoy these prompts and have a wonderful Halloween!

[uravichii]

Uraraka, Mina and Kyoka (maybe all the girls from Class 1A?) and the reader being besties head cannons?

bnha girls as your besties ＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚　

characters: uraraka ochaco, ashido mina, yaoyorozu momo, jirou kyouka,

genre: platonic fluff, a little humor

notes: this was heavily inspired my by my own friends who are vv similar to these characters :) and i'll be making a part 2 of this >:)

part 2 with the boys

ー uraraka ochaco

you'd be definitely be one of those besties who'd link arms when walking side-by-side like 👯✨✨

and it's just common knowledge among class 1-A that you two are best friends

ochaco's best trait as your best friend is that she's very perceptive of your feelings

so when class 1-A's hanging out at the common area, and you somehow become the butt of the joke of their teasing,,

it'll take one glance for ochaco to know when you're uncomfortable already

so she subtly shifts the topic onto something else, and just leads you out of the common area so she can check up on you

lying and saying "i'm fine" doesn't work with her at all, she'd just stare you down, as intimidatingly as she can, until you finally tell her that you're not okay

furthermore, she's an incredible listener, and she gives the best comfort-hugs :))

you'd often have sleepovers with her with many diff activities planned,,

but you'd just end up chatting with her all night while eating mochi that you baked together.

and that may also lead to just opening up to each other and ugly-crying </3

ー ashido mina

it doesn't matter if you're introverted or as outgoing as mina, your friendship with her is chaotic (but full of love !!)

she always sends you memes, tiktoks or just anything she finds hilarious (at 3 am most of the time)

but it's a thoughtful gesture in a way because she adds a little commentary on each one like

"this reminded me of you 🤩‼"

"we should do this !!!"

she knows you very well like the back of her hand, especially your humor and the things you like

so she never fails to cheer you up !!

like uraraka, she's also very affectionate and touchy

she always greets you with a backhug and also links arms with you a lot, and you definitely have pictures of her playfully kissing your cheek (if you're comfortable with that)

mina often leans closer to you when she laughs and sometimes grabs your shoulder or your arm

and you sometimes have to back away when she's laughing too hard bc that's when she starts violently grabbing everyone and slapping their shoulder 💀

and it's usually kaminari or sero who are victims of this

she's your best hype man !!! 🤩

she will always remind you of how beautiful and awesome you are !! you're always featured in her instagram posts/stories bc she just likes showing off her best friend who is vv pretty :))

ー yaoyorozu momo

she's not your bestie, she's your mother 🤱

momo's also an amazing listener !

whether it's suggesting a solution to your problems or just saying comforting words to soothe you, she somehow always knows what to do/say to make you feel better

she gets very concerned when you cry

and she'd be the type of friend who would lightly stroke your hair and wipe your tears for you with her own handkerchief.

she'll always come into your room just to check up on you and she'll gently scold you when you skip meals or sleep late

she'll come into your room with your favorite tea and just chats with you for a while until you feel sleepy

and momo has a very soothing voice 🌬 but she honestly doesn't mind if you fall asleep while she's talking it will take her by surprise but she's just glad you're getting some sleep :)

ofc, she always helps you study!!

momo's very patient, so it doesn't matter how long it takes for you to get the hang of the lecture or how many questions you keep asking her

she doesn't make you feel bad about it at all and will always help you through it patiently

and she enjoys studying with you anyway in fact, she'd (gracefully) pout when you start asking someone else to help you study.

ー jirou kyouka

loves sharing playlists and music recommendations !

you'd send her a long list of your music recommendations, and she already knows each one

if you forget to listen to hers, she'll say it's fine but she'd probably hold a grudge 🗿

you can make it up to her by sending her a playlist of songs that remind you of her bc that would make her feel very special :)

and she'll immediately do the same for you afterwards !! and she'll probably do it with much more effort and attention to detail

she also plays you songs she writes and asks for feedback, and there are certain songs she plays that only you get to listen.

because being best friends with kyouka means being the person she confides in

it'll take time before she opens up to you, but when she finally does, she'll still remain casual about it, but it's heartfelt and rare

bc kyouka can only share these vulnerable moments with the people she trusts and cherishes the most

she won't admit it nor straight-up tell you, but she's very thankful to have you as her bestie

like,, she probably has a song written about you already, and she has yet to overcome her embarassment to play it for you :)

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[cqsuanla]

we need some mediocre nat fluff now to hear us from that stab in the heart fic

gotchu baby

content warnings: nsfw i sprinkled in some porn so, as usual peak mediocrity

she brings white claw to meet ur friends<3 and youre like i set a low bar for you and youre playing limbo with it. and yet ur friends are like so impressed by her because shes an avenger and she just smirks at you over the table

you ask her why she doesnt speak russian to you regularly and shes like well u dont speak clown to me regularly? and u whack her stomach but she just pulls u in for a hug and ur like ur so annoying but u kiss her anyway

when u go for a walk w her through the park and u see an ice cream truck ur like go buy us a cone and shes like wtf why dont U buy it bitch and ur like u wear the strap, u pay the bill

shes just like :| but goes and pays for it anyway but before u can even take a bite of it, she eats the whole thing and shes like yeah look i need the energy, i burn so much of it putting up w ur ass

you rolling ur eyes: you love putting my ass up

nat: very true<3

sometimes u take naps in her office and she comes in and wakes u up and is like come eat me out under my table and ur like ??? u didnt even say hi bro tf but like ur a slut so yeah

sometimes u show up to bring her lunch so she makes a joke about how its reciprocal: she eats something and u eat something

when halloween rolls around and they have those fake decorations, u buy a bag of spiders and u find her at the gym and u throw them at her and ur like "for halloween im you, i attack people with my spider bullshit" she gets u in the ring and slams you on ur back and ur like "i still dont regret doing that" and she sits on your waist, straddling u and rolls her eyes but shes smiling fondly down at u and she kisses u and then grabs ur face and says Get the fuck out. and youre like no<3 and she says And stop visiting me at work. and youre like No<3

nat and her cock gag<3 when u dont stop irritating her she tells u to open up baby, spits in ur mouth, shoves it in, and pats ur cheek twice, says ur so much more bearable like this

when ur nice to her she'll let u braid her hair so she'll sit cross legged on the floor while netflix is on and u play w her hair and sometimes you'll yank her head back by the braid for a kiss and she doesn't say anything about it until it comes time for a spank lmao she counted.

she will show up at ur job too, hand u a wrap or a sandwich she bought for like $3 and then talk u into making out in her car or in a storage closet, every time u leave the other hanging -- either ur break is over or she has to go or smth

u send her memes about being a boomer and she says shut up and ur like ok cradle robber. she says u like me w a cane. u tell her ur looking at her respectfully bc u always respect ur elders. she dresses up as steve for Halloween and tells u its because shes dressing her age. and by steve i mean she just wears a tight shirt and flexes all the time. u have no complaints

at the pool she pushes u in and ur like I'm drowning i need mouth to mouth and she obliges because she saves lives u know<3

ok soft gfs sometimes when shes out of the country you'll call her and ur sleepy bc its weird timezones and ur like pls be safe. come back soon. and nats like side eying her coworkers bc they cannot see her emote like this so shes like "um yes i like mac n cheese" and ur like "and thats i love you in repressed russian spy right?" and shes turning around to face a wall and smiling and going "yes it is" and when she comes home u hand her a microwave mac n cheese and she kisses u at the door and u tell her so sweetly that shes washing all the dishes from the past week bc she cannot skimp out on chores and shes like sure ok but i have a lot of laundry for u to do:) don't get stuck again. Or do. i don't mind

inspired by tiktok for ur anniversary u both agree not to buy each other gifts but ur bored one day and make a macaroni frame and u put in a picture of u both and ur like Sike i got a gift for u <3 and shes panic buying shit like brand name clothes, make up, a brand new sex toy, and ur like ......nat i literally just got u this.

shes so unimpressed she says shes going to return everything u don't deserve ANYTHING but she lets u kiss her jaw and her cheek and her lips and u tell her thank u baby and ur like :) ily and shes like ok fine.

mediocre nat is really just a simp ngl