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brethilach · 2 months

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I just know he's got some nasty hooch in there. he's drinking middle earth moonshine. 150 proof backwater whiskey he bought from a Bree-hobbit in an alleyway

#he pulled this out when the Company was ALREADY drinking #he was trying to make up for missing the party in Bag-End #my post #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months

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My Lawyer is going to Get Your Ass.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #jiang cheng #nie huaisang #wei wuxian #lan wangji #elle woods #That's right. All this time I was building up towards this punchline.#The pink legal eagle Elle Woods is canonical to the PD-MDZS universe. This will make no sense if you are new around here.#The phone lwj pulls out of his bag of holding has one function. And it's to call Elle Woods. An omniscient and legendary cultivator.#The mandarin is very messy but probably self explanatory. I can only hope it is legible...#Referencing Danganrompa (Sore wa chigau yo!) and Ace Attorney was not on my bingo card for things I would end up doing-#-but it has happened and I am rolling with it. Even if it means a lot is going on in this comic!#the core joke here is that wwx finds himself in a impromptu court and gets a lawyer involved.#A lawyer AU fits these characters so well I am once again blinking long and slow at everyone who’s made an AU for it #Not a single whisper of story analysis in these tags today. It's pure whimsy on the menu.#I am placing a little treat outside of your door. It's a cold world out there and there is so little whimsy to be found.

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myreitha · 7 months

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More gold painted things - this time some shoes a friend asked me if I could jazz up for him :)

As usual, the paint is Jacquard Lumiere Metallic paint in the color 552 Bright Gold!

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#art #artists on tumblr #gold paint #leather #shoes #he was so happy with them it made me glow #I love making people smile #these were some of his backup shoes #and he said he's now excited to wear them again!#that's exciting #okay #really #I showed him the vine gloves and without hesitating immediately pulled a pair of shoes out of him bag and asked if I could do it to those #I was not expecting that

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lovexmemonster · 6 months

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arminsumi · 1 year

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I love reading your stuff, if you may be so kind, can we get some clingy geto?

I hope you're having a great day! 💕

✎ "i've got the whole world in my arms"

すぐる

note : ahhh i found this buried in the inbox :( omg !! i'm so late but i wrote a little something i hope it nourishes ur heart

"angel... stay a little longer with me, will you?"

you're about to head out after a long night spent cuddling when he says this. and he's clinging to your body, refusing to let you go. your soft chuckling response makes his chest quiver.

"suguru, i've gotta go. my mom expects me to be home soon."

his addam's apple shifts as he swallows. he looks up at your face, eyes clouding with love.

"...please?" he makes a quiet plea.

you sigh and look down at him like you're adoring a puppy. your boyfriend really takes after one with how he heels you in public and cuddles up to your lap when it's just you and him in his cozy apartment.

"...but i told her i'd... aw... don't give me those eyes, suguru... i swear, you're like a baby sometimes."

"yeah... i'm your baby. can't you stay just... mmm... five more minutes?"

you laugh again. his pupils dilate a bit when he stares at your creasing features.

"ah, that tactic? like when you wake up in bed and think "just five more minutes"?"

he lets out a small mhm. it turns into a woeful longing sound when you attempt to recede out of his embrace again. his grip tightens on you.

"dare you to try pull away from me again, 'n i'll — come here — (kisskisskiss, you receive so many cute threatening kisses) try pull away from me like that again and i'll tie you to my bed."

you're giggling into his chest, cheeks feeling toasty. he feels your hair graze under his chin, tickling his skin. it makes his heart lurch.

"baby... i've got the whole world in my arms. how could i ever let you go?"

#✎ newspaper clippings #geto #geto suguru #geto x reader #fluff #he's like a little toffee sweet #he needs u to carry him around in ur bag #🤭💗#god forbid u pull out of geto's cuddles #that's a crime in his eyes

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criminalmindsfanantic · 1 month

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When a child starts crying in public

Emily: *tries to make the child laugh*

JJ: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*

Reid: *info-dumps to the parents about childcare*

Garcia: *cries with the child*

Derek: *stands there uncomfortably*

Hotch: *doesn’t even acknowledge it*

Rossi: *is the reason why the child is crying*

#chaoticbau #i contemplated putting reid as the reason the child is crying bc of the early seasons #they call it the reid effect #jj would totally just pull a toy or stuffie out of her bag and offer it to the crying child #criminal minds #jennifer jareau #emily prentiss #jemily #cm #incorrect criminal minds #incorrect cm #incorrect criminal minds quotes #spencer reid #aaron hotchner #david rossi #penelope garcia

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 9 months

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K but honestly the most surprising thing to me is that Percy walked into Hermes cabin, opened his bag and his jellybeans were still there.

You're telling me that CANDY survived the HERMES KIDS UNSUPERVISED????

Sally Jackson must have some Jellybean protection magic or something because I was honestly expecting Percy to pull out an empty bag.

#pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #I MEAN ITS THE HERMES KIDS #THE SMUGGLE CANDY AND SNACKS INTO THE CAMP AND THEY STEAL FROM NEWBIES #THATS THEIR WHOLE THING #when Percy pulled out a bag of untouched jellybeans i was flabbergasted

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floralcrematorium · 4 months

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I'm afraid of losing who I was and I'm falling into a perpetual orbit of my past mistakes

Dreamer, Pinkshift

#anyway. i pulled this out of thin air #did it pay off?#i actually really really really like how this turned out #miss belarus unfortunately you are my emotional punching bag i am so sorry girl #hetalia #hetalia fanart #hws belarus #aph belarus #floralcrematorium art

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tooquirkytolose · 8 days

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Would it be like, evil and killjoy of me to hand out this type of candy for trick or treaters or will the children leave my house in peace after being given free reign to pilfer as much of this as their grubby little hands can carry

#i just find the assortment of shiny colorfully wrapped candies so appealing...#blame the scene in halloweentown where grandmother cromwell pulls this type of candy out of her bag of holding #also like obviously no starlight mints and cinnamon disks those suck fr #butterscotch disk can stay and strawberry bonbon is welcome in my home any time

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tj-crochets · 6 months

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Hey y'all! This question came up when I had family visiting, and I am genuinely unsure of how common this is

#the person behind the yarn #I always have a deck of cards in any bag I carry with me #before I had a purse it was in my yarn project bag #before that in my school backpack #now that I have to take a purse when I leave the house for carrying emergency meds reasons #I have a deck of cards in there in case I'm ever bored somewhere and want to pass the time #and I was out with family and pulled out a deck of cards and they were very surprised #I do want to look up the instructions for a few more two or three player card games though #I mostly default to playing Speed and that's kinda unfair to play with kids #well okay maybe not unfair in general but A. I am very very good at that game* and B. the kidlet I was playing with was not familiar #with how the facecard numbers work #so I had to slow down a lot #(*when I had the deck of cards in high school Speed was usually what I played and I got a LOT of practice lol)

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lychgate · 16 hours

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feels cool to go to mattress firm and get a nice big fancy mattress for me and my fiancee, the nectar of my soul, and paying in pounds of cash vs a little plastic card

#i just miss money transactions #really feels like i bought it #when i pull out stacks of 20s from a little paper bag

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ourhouseishaunted · 1 year

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trips and dozens of shitty sketches of trigun women fall out of my pockets

#this barely even scratches the surface im burdened at all times by the women who haunt my sketchbooks #some of these are like months old tho i just pulled out a grab bag #the chronicas are newer tho im trying to figure out how her face works #bc i have to make up for the utter devastation i felt when i first finished trimax and looked up her tag and there was Almost Nothing #shout out to the chronica content creators i wish to be among you one day #meryl stryfe #rem saverem #chronica #trigun #trimax #trigun maximum #.txt #my art #apologies for the quality of my scans. i know they r ass i am Sorryyy

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moonlightperseus · 8 months

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#hyperspecific poll #polls #mine #i still have most of my webkinz lmao i had to go pull out the Trash Bags to double check my count #about me #fun fact my aunt taught me how to parallel park with a golf cart in a barn doorway at an agility trial in ohio alksjgdl #abby.txt #pls put in the tags ur answers i will read every single tag

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knight-princess · 2 months

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Do you ever just remember “the trick is to embrace your defeats as well as your victories. You pay for both in the end” and go insane?

#willow ufgood you cannot pull a line this insane out of the bag in the middle of a speech I want it embroidered on a t shirt wtf #willow 2022 #willow ufgood

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jash-updates · 5 months

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Most normal energy drink consumer

#new tags time yippee #cj updates #so there's some old-ish tags here lol #i had this saved for a while actually. just didnt know if i wanted to post goofs yet #old tags:#i will say i personally cannot make fun of him for that #as i was [still am even] overly invested in drinking mnt dew #they used to sell a full liter mnt dew bottle for like a dollar at the stores near me & id take one to school a lot an drink the whole thin #[Sometimes id be able to get a whole 2 liter. Tho I couldn't drink the whole thing during the day [mainly just to save it for later rlly]]#which i would then have after the can id get every morning.....#im better now i swear #tho it was always very funny when i had a class with a friend where id slowly pull the very long bottle out from my bag #the face they would make is always so funny to me still #so i have a feeling i know *exactly* what face his teacher made #either like a mix of astonishment & confusion or its just disappointment #a “why are you like this” typea look #its great #however his story is still horrifying #i drink monster a bit & like one can is enough for me for a day [if i can finish it even]#maybe if i clutched onto that instead of mnt dew during school years id be just like him then #im in the good timeline thank god #rant over lol my bad

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piastri · 11 months

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thinking about that time EVERYONE was thinking Max was gonna get pole in Mexico but Daniel got it instead and denied him from getting Seb’s record for youngest pole sitter <3 HOT <3 SEXY <3 ICONIC <3 and the feral SCREAM on team radio after:

#need to relive the moment #just remembering all the shit he had to deal with that season #to then pull that out of the bag ?!#👏🏾👏🏾#daniel ricciardo

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