tom brady is so funny because he could have retired last season at a nice height while everyone in sports was out there sucking his dick calling him the GOAT but nooooooooooo he had to throw a fit and renege on his retirement to play one more season because some sports journalist on twitter broke that he was retiring before he could say it himself and now look at him. his hot supermodel wife left him, he had a losing record, lost the wildcard game, choked so badly in his final game in front of tom cruise that cruise left early, everyone knows he’s a little bitch, his team hates him, gronk already retired, and he’s stuck announcing his retirement via a front facing direct to camera video on twitter. the eagles are back in the super bowl. couldn’t have scripted it better myself. mwah.
OKAY SO a while ago Punct dug up the Tom Cruise lip sync battle on the wayback machine because NBC does NOOOOOOT want anyone seeing this footage (probably for licensing reasons i know but still) so I managed to rip it and then i tried to upload the whole thing but its impossible SO instead I edited it down to just TC's two numbers, so here you go
i still cannot fucking believe he picked That Song for his second song, mad respect
Tom Cruise, Rebecca Ferguson, Hayley Atwell, Pom Klementieff at “Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One" UK Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on June 22, 2023 in London, England via @mtvuk on Instagram