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#tomorrow is my birthday wtf
fiskki · 9 months
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day 1 freediving (babys first sport in adulthood)
did not meet sharks yet made friends with a blowfish and then a crab jumped in my face 8/10 need a better mask
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sexynetra · 5 days
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Pre-Birthday blues please send me photos of your favorite queens and/or photos of cute animals 😭
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Here is my Jaida tax to get this post on your dash <333
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ohtobeleah · 1 year
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Alright everyone shutup. This isn’t a drill. I’m going to pick up my WEDDING DRESS today.
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thought it was monday for some reason so i was in for quite a shock when i heard my dad say it was wednesday
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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year
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#looking at the notes ppl in the lab let me on my birthday card. it seems ppl think i should chill the fuck out lmao#a lot were like RELAX!!! and ya kno objectively theyre right but i refuse to listen bc theres something wrong in my head#sigh. i survived the day at least. the timed measurements r done on this experiment. thank christ. and my birthday gathering as so#i dont kno. it was kinda funny and kinda sad i guess. bc i knew it was gonna happen and i didnt want it to but i was like fine. ill meet#at 4. and i expected it to b in the conference room but they set up outside the lab around the corner. so they did kinda surprise me#location wise i guess. i cant imagine what expression i was making. it felt like a pained smile but idk. i had to go back to take#measurements every 4min so i was standing there with a plate full of ice creame cake. kinda away from everyone while they talked. staring#at my phone timer as it ticked down and abruptly leaving when i had to log a measurement. i was basically a non entity while there. which#was kinda idea bc i have too much hurt inside to talk to ppl right now. as evidence by my phone call with my parents when i got home. im#just kinda a bummer to exist around rn. idk maybe i should apologize to my boss bc i kno im not an easy person to do things for#and i really do appreciate the effort. its just hard when i kno how much stress its going to cause me for someone to attempt to do#something they think will b nice. so idk i just feel bad. but its over. and idk what ill do tomorrow. i should do stuff for when i move#like my dad was like: u should prioritize ur future stuff. and hes objectively right. they think i should get a studio apartment which#would b expensive as fuck but i will destroy myself if i have roommates. idk. theres lots still to do bc i have to get a ton of data#processed by the end of the week bc i have 8 days of measurement on another project that needs to get done by may 14th when i leave for#vacation. which my mom was like did u buy ur tickets for next month and i was like. hm how do i ask where im supposed to buy tickets to#without giving away that i dont kno what ur talking abt? bc apparently im going to a wedding? wtf do i wear to a wedding?#idk. i guess im just kinda sad bc this month has been really hard. i made it hard for no reason bc theres something wrong in my head and#that hurt has nowhere to go bc i cant even give anyone an honest account of how awful it was bc its like what r they gonna do abt it?#anything i say is just worrying bc i cant seem to stop myself who whats the point in talking abt it. but idk humans r social creatures so#when im in pain at least part of me wants someone to brush my hair and acknowledge my pain and tell me itll b ok#but idk. the idea of that happening is different from the reality where i seem to opperate at a different frequency to other people. we#just dont seem to properly connect. idk. idk what ill do tomorrow. im afraid to loosen my grip on my schedule bc i might fall to piece#pieces without the pressure. well see. lets home my 26th year is better than my 25th was. bc last year sucked#hope* lets hope that was my low point. bc that was not a fun time and im worry to take account of thr damage done#unrelated
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heavenknowsffs · 2 years
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I am FUMING
#i know i am almost always funing#this is why i pay my therapist#but i have to let this out#my cousin is super important to me and tomorrow is my birthday#and like since it's during the week i am going home and celebraring in the city only on saturdsy#so i planned a few things like karaoke and going out in this bar area that's not too expensive bc i do not have money#so yeah i told everyone and said today we could go for a few beers until midnight just to spend midnight#and he was all like i will spend 30min tops with you on the 18th but will not go out whatsoever on saturday#and i was like wtf??? 1st why this tone second you could just come spend some time at my house or something like that#bc we are having dinner at my place (me and the rest of the people) and he said absolutely not#and mind you i KNOW WHY it's bc he and a couple i invited have some kind of beef i don't understand it's just gay drama you know it#but like we hang out almost every week and it has only become a problem bc last saturday they fought around him? idk man gay drama again#it's stupid okay i don't wanna go into detail bc this is not my business and frankly not really his either#so anyway he starts stating in the gc how many financial stuff he has this month and wtv and just idk being mean to me bc i invited him+#+ to my birthday which ofc i would bc i love him dearly#and i'm like wth and i told him it's no problem i know you have a lot on your plate but like you don't have to come to a club etc#you can just come hang out and not spend any money and if you want i can get you a drink what matters to me is you're there#anyway a bunch of excuses later of i don't like nighclubs or going out partying anymore i don't have money etc#and guess what... he went partying last weekend in one of the most expensive clubs in the country#and like i would be finr eith it IF YOU DIDN'T TELL ME all these excuses#and now i was talking in the gc about next saturday and he kinda mentioned he was coming which???? ehat the fuck#i am srsly going insane i do not need this#it feels like fucking high school
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ghostfeather · 1 year
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the card i get to PERSONALLY hand to junji tomorrow what the fuck
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The only down side of Nox Manors garden is ... The bridge. It looks good and fine when you enter, bit dear lord, if you leave the house. Stuck in the bridge! You can get out of course but maaaaan xD
Also I don't remember of I wrote it in the tags or not . I am so tired and just ... Done. It's time to roll to bed, good night. (She say past 3 am)
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grilledkatniss · 1 year
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When you realize you're following a complete fucking gross asshole and you immediately go unfollow and reprimand yourself like what the fuck was that about how did this even happen
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povlnfour · 2 months
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ੈ✩‧₊˚ EVERYBODY TALKS (LN4)
pairing: lando norris x f!reader
summary: lando eventually lands the girl of his dreams. he also finds out just how fast news travels
a/n: this was one of my wips i posted foREVER ago so enjoy the full one shot whilst i finish off some written stuff. based on everybody talks by neon trees🙇‍♀️🤍
*faceclaim (but imagine as you see her fit) is millie hannah
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alex_albon here’s a thought stop calling her your boo and actually make her your boo
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user did anyone else see that comment or am i making things up
user bro just ask her out i swear to god
user last photo is feeling very intimate mr. norris
alex_albon happy birthday y/n/n, please don’t get me super drunk tomorrow
user i saw that last comment mr ur not slick
yourusername no promises albono i intend to do a lot of shots
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landonorris did u run to the bathrooms just to post on instagram
yourusername stfu and order me shots
user is anyone else now thinking about how often y/n probably sees lando shirtless👁️👄👁️
user i’ve been thinking about it since she first posted that photo of him in the gym showing his abs
user @/user TAG ME IN THAT WTF
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user MA’AM YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLY ATTRACTIVE
lilymhe is that the lip combo i suggested because GIRL IT SUITS YOU
user lando MOVE i want her too
landonorris pretty
landonorris where are you off to?
yourusername meeting that friend i told you about on my bday!
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user come to every race you’re good luck
user personally if my best friend was super hot and came to cheer me on looking that good i’d cuff her but maybe lando’s different
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landonorris @/yourusername HUH
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user FUCKIN FINALLY.
user @/yourusername i could treat you better
alex_albon you’re not really winning if you’ve been pining over her for two years mate
landonorris shut the fuck up before she sees this
yourusername @/landonorris TWO YEARS??? TWO YEARS AND YOU SAID NOTHING????
user uh oh. lando’s in trouble
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transgaysex · 1 year
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slowly realizing that i might have to be the second to last kid to leave this fucking household
#wind howls#understand that i say this with lament and i am in no way shape or form throwing myself flowers. this household would fucking explode with-#out me here. it is 2 am i had to diffuse 3 fucking situations back to back otherwise things wouldve become fucking terrible#1. my brother was arguing with my dad over my brother thinking hes ready to move out on his own (he is not.)#my dad is very drunk right now because we just had a huge party for his damn birthday. so obviously he threatened to make my brother sleep-#in his own car to prove his point. i had to make my dad let my brother go to his room to cool off so hed stop yelling-#and point it to my dad that yes hes right that my brother is super not ready to leave yet. but hes drunk and cant make a real point.#my brothers pissed but at least its not as bad as it could be.#2. my mom was starting to get mad bc her and my dads bed was full of coats bc we emptied the coat hanger to make place for the relatives'#and she was about to rip someones head off and wasnt making much sense or kindness in her demands bc its 2 am and shes exhausted#again i had to tell everyone calmly to take a break from argument no. 1 so theyd get the coats out and then everyone was a bit cooler heade#d. and 3. my sibling wants to go to a sleepover tomorrow and was certain that they had to get a response today#were not usually allowed to sleep over at other peoples houses so they have been trying to ask in advance#however. at 2 fucking am when my dad is drunk and my mom is enraged my the sleepies is not the fucking time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#but they were worried they wouldnt get an answer before the sleepover because they work tomorrow til 5 and they gotta be there at 6#so again i had to fucking step in and tell my sibling that literally anything they ask for right now will get a no bc moms mad as shit#and dad is silly drunk and will not disagree with my mom. and theyll have time to discuss it tomorrow before they go to work anyway !!!!!#that seemed to satisfy everyone enough to actually share hugs and goodnights surprisingly.#jesus christ though.my fucking god#would it kill them to take a fucking second and cool down and maybe even think before starting shit. wtf#what the fuck ever man. even im tired (ill with the overstimulation and needing recovery) and its just 2:34 am#=_= unbelievable these people here. tf#i am so excited for spring break where i can spend time with my bestest friends in the world and get so many kisses and feel alive. Damn.
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villian-lover7899 · 1 year
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Woke up to this text. Worst day ever. She was my only friend and she does this over TEXT! I even loved her more than a friend but was to afraid to say anything guess it’s too late now. I hate my life.
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leaderwon · 2 months
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hi! could you please do a part 2 to enha forgets ur birthday? pls part 1 was so good🫵🏼🫶🏻 i just wanna see them grovel lol
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non!idol enhypen x non!idol reader
forgetting your birthday pt. 2 !
pt. 1
warnings : she/her pronouns used, cursing, crying, mentions of grief.
luna's diary : this one kinda sucks ugh. HELLA RUSHED because I went to a trip (Singapore + Malaysia) AND THE CELL SERVICE WAS terrible I'm so so so sorry anons this is very dissapointing but I felt bad making yall wait for so long. Promise to edit this as soon as I reach home!
HEESEUNG
After the realisation that your boyfriend, had indeed forgotten your birthday, the birthday spirits you had in the starting of the day had blown away. As promised he appeared to your door step with flowers in his hands as he murmured a set of apologies for forgetting your special day. Saying you were mad at your boyfriend would be a huge understatement. You were furious with a hint of disappointment. "baby I'm sorry please" he said as you closed your eyes felt a few tears threatening to fall. Noticing this heeseung hugged you tight and ran his hands in your head wondering how he could make it up to you. He knew he messed up and this couldn't be mended easily. Like a broken dam, your tears started flowing uncontrollably. "How could you forget hee?" you questioned him finally using your voice for the first time since he arrived. "I know pretty girl im so sorry" he said as his voice hitched and eyes swelling up with tears, his mind running on a marathon trying to find ways to make it up to you. Like a bulb lighting above his head, he left you on the spot and rushed to the living room.
A few minutes later he rushed back ushering you to follow him. Upon reaching the living room you saw a beautifully decorated living room with fairy lights, your favourite blankets with your snacks and your favorite movie ready to play. A smiled adorned your features as you heard him say "i know what I did was terrible but let me try to make it up to you".
JAY
He was at a party with the boys when you made him realised that he had messed up the date. He couldn't believe it. This man was shocked, mind blank wtf type shock. By the time he reached home he was already in tears. But when he saw how dark your house was with sadness evident on your face as you slept in your bed he broke down right in front of your sleeping figure.
How could he mess up the date that marks your creation? He was more dissapointed in him than you were tbh. You were soon awaken by the sounds of your boyfriend's cries. "Baby what's wrong?" You questioned him cradling his face. "I'm sorry princess I'm so sorry i can't believe I forgot your birthday"
He was more heartbroken than you were, his emotions all over the place. "Baby it's okay i promise" Cuddles and kisses you the whole night and clears his schedule for the next day.
JAKE
The whole day you patiently waited for Jake to show his existence to you. It was your birthday and you were excited to spend the day with him. But to no avail, he didn't show up. Deciding to occupy yourself with your phone, you saw a notification indicating that Jake had uploaded a story. The light in your eyes faded away as you took in Jake with Iseul, a junior, on your birthday.
Having done with this, you decided to finally text him. Upon realising what he had done, he rushed home to see you on the couch with a dark cloud above your head. "Hey baby" Jake started slowly. "I'm really sorr-" "Save it Jake I don't want to hear it" You responded cutting him off. "But baby you know Iseul is like a younger sister to me" He started again. He was walking on eggshells right now knowing that if he said anything wrong you would crack. "I get that she's a younger sister to you, but Jake it's my birthday, you could have comforted her tomorrow, but my birthday wont be tomorrow" You replied. "I waited for you so long, try and look at this in my point of view Jake" as you said that his eyes softened. "I'm so sorry, i get why you're mad at me baby please let me try and make it up to you" He said trying to mend things. "Just give me time Jake, i don't think I'll get over this easily" You said as you left the house.
You were back 3 hours later, with jake in the same spot you left him. He expression blanked as he looked at you. You were spooked out by him as you stared back at him for a moment. "Are you just gonna stand there for the rest of your life?" You asked giggling. Hearing your precious laughter he looked at you with a slight smile on his face. "Baby, I'm sorry i really am. I don't know how it managed to slip out of my mind. I swear i remembered it I'm so sorry" He said starting to ramble as you looked at him. His words barely registered in your mind due to how fast he was speaking. "Jake it's okay" "and i get it if you're still mad at me and don- wait what?" He asked confused. "You accept my apology?" He continued as you nodded. Finally moving after hours he engulfed you in a hug. "Thank you Thank you, I'll make sure this never happens again" he said gratefully. "You better not do this shit again" You said.
"Now tell me the Iseul tea"
SUNGHOON
When you asked him if he checked his calendar out of the blue he was confused. Why would you suddenly want him to check his calendar?
Upon actually checking his calendar he went pale realising he forgot your birthday, an occasion that shouldn't be remembered through a calendar. This guy was going through five stages of grief.
"no way i forgot my princess' birthday"
"how the fuck did I manage to forget her birthday?"
"God please let this be a dream"
"i forgot her birthday"
"okay i forgot her birthday, let's make it up to her" He said finally reaching the last stage of grief, acceptance. He rushed to your house to see you not there. He called your name multiple times hoping to get an answer from you finally seeing you sitting in the balcony.
"Hey baby, whatcha doin'?" your boyfriend asked you slowly walking towards you. "Nothing just sitting" You replied slowly, sadness evident in your voice. "Baby" Sunghoon starts again sitting next to you this time. He passed you a chocolate eyeing you to open it.
Upon opening it you noticed a small peice of paper with "I love you" and "I'm sorry" written on it. "I don't know how it slipped my mind, princess. But I will make it up to you, I promise". You understood his point of view, it was common to forget stuff. Though you were still hurt by this, you laid your head on his shoulder and the both of you silently enjoyed the scenery your balcony offered in silence.
SUNOO
The day had ended by the time your boyfriend had finally remembered your existence and decided to text you. You had held a party to celebrate your special day with your friends and family hoping to see a sign of sunoo. When sunoo had first texted you, you were shocked to find out that he had absolutely no idea what party or what special occasion you were talking about. You were devastated to find out that not only did he not know what day it was, but he expected you to tell him.
What kind of boyfriend doesn't remember his girlfriend's birthday and then expect her to tell him? You were mad at him with alot of hurt lingering inside you.
The clock read 1:30 am the moment he stepped inside the house. Looking around he saw leftover confetti, balloons and alocholic beverages yet to be picked up. All of this indicating that there was infact a party held. Sunoo knew that what he had done would not take a good turn and that it would take alot of fighting and apologizing to make it up to you. Spotting you with tears in your eyes, he made his way to you slowly pulling you into a hug and started apologizing.
He was sorry and guilty, you knew he was. But him expecting you to tell him that it was your birthday was where you drew the line.
You were unsure on whether you could forgive him at all. He promised to take you out tomorrow and attempt to make it up to you. You knew that wouldn't heal the hurt this had caused you, but you appreciated his efforts and agreed as you hugged him back.
JUNGWON
Out of all the people you liked in your life, you never expected Yang Jungwon to forget your birthday. If someone told you he would, you would laugh your ass off. But now, you were in tears as you held your phone finally deciding to text him.
You were in disbelief as you found out that he thought your birthday was next weekend. Thoughts like "How can someone mess up their lover's birthday?" "does he care less to not know which day" were running through your head.
He rushed into your home apologizing immediately mentioning how much he had planned and got a date wrong. He was on the verge of tears as you looked up at him rambling.
"Baby i promise i remembered, look I even had some gifts prepared" He said as he sped walk towards your shared dresser in the bedroom opening up a random compartment you had no idea existed. "What the fuck? Since when was that there?" You asked him in utter shock.
"It's always been there baby, you never noticed it" Jungwon said taking out a huge amount of gifts for you. "You weren't kidding when you said you were prepared huh?" You spoke as you scanned the bags. "Since last month" He winked at you as he led you to your living room.
"I'm so sorry, i can't believe I forgot your birthday I'm such a bad boyfriend" Jungwon apologized to you as guilt and shamed swirled in his orbs ( is this even right wtf - leaderwon ).l
"Won it's fine, don't worry" You said as a smile finally made its way on your face. "Now let's see what you got me I'm so excited" you said again as you smiled wider in happiness.
NI-KI
You were raging as you watched him play his video games for the entire day. You weren't an anti of games for you were also into playing. But it was your birthday today, a day he was supposed to spend with you instead of the ps5 Jay had gotten him on his birthday last year.
You were heartbroken as you tried to knock some sense into your boyfriend. Unfortunately, it didn't work. Finally giving up, you took your wallet and coat and left the house to get fresh air.
You could feel your phone vibrate as Ni-ki spammed your phone asking where you were. You decided against on replying and just walked ahead. Soon, you heard your boyfriend call your name from behind as he ran towards you. You tried walking faster since you didn't want to be with him at the moment. But your luck was unfortunate as he had legs long asf and caught up to you within moments.
"baby stop, come back home it's late" he begged. "Go back to your game, it's never too late for that" You said in a monotonous tone. "I'm sorry" "Sorry won't fix the day I lost waiting for you to fucking realise and rejecting all my friends who cared enough to want to spend the day with me" You said almost tearing up and walking again.
"I'm sorry" You heard him say as he stopped following you. You never heard his voice be so gentle in the 2 years you have been dating him. His voice sounded like he was on the brink of having a mental breakdown. "I really am" He said again and your heart dropped. You wondered if you were being too harsh on him.
Frozen in place, you could feel the tension in the air as the cool air blew through your hair. You were trying really hard to stay strong and hard but when you turned back to look at him, you could feel your heart drop to your stomach. You knew you were soft for this man, but the moment you looked at him you could feel emotions that you weren't aware yu could feel.
"Please" You heard him say. His eyes were pitiful with a tear threatening to fall. "I know i fucked up but please please let me try and make it up to you". You couldn't bare to see him like this anymore. "Fine" You sighed and walked towards him again.
You were hurt he missed your birthday, yes. But seeing him like that hurt you more. You knew you were deep as you held his hand and walked to the house the both of you resided in.
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harrysfolklore · 5 months
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can you do something with reneé rapp?
HERE WE GO MY FIRST JACOB BLURB !!!!!! this was so fun to write and i hope you guys like it, send requests for jacob blurbs if you would like to see more !
MASTERLIST | MY PATREON
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ynfan1 SLAAAY
ynfan2 for real her face card never declines
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mtv the new it girl
oliviarodrigo that’s my regina george 😛
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jacobelordi @saltburnfilm in theaters Tomorrow🏰
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yourinstagram no thoughts just murder on the dancefloor and the saltburn movie in general
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ynfan1 SO TRUEEEE
ynfan2 she’s just like me
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sukiwaterhouse 😍
jacobfan1 SHE GETS IT
ynfan3 you should get jacob elordi’s bath water candle
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jacobupdates Jacob arriving to the ‘Mean Girls’ premiere after party tonight !
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jacobfan1 OMG????
jacobfan2 idk who invited him but SLAY
jacobfan3 truth is he should’ve been casted as aaron
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yourinstagram afterparty things 🪩
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ynfan1 SLAY OF SLAYS
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ynfan2 her face card never declines fr
ynfan3 i can’t believe she looks like THIS and i look like a bag of potatoes
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elordishitpost JACOB what are you doing here ??? (pls read it like it was the ariana what are you doing here tiktok audio)
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jacobfan1 LMAOOOOO
jacobfan2 wait who is this about ?? like whose bday is it lol
↳ elordishitpost yn she plays regina george in the new mean girls movie
jacobfan3 that twitter user who’s always spreading the yn x jacob agenda must be jumping
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jacobfan5 jacob and yn are besties he went to the mean girls afterparty
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ynfan1 LOVE THIS SO BAD
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jacobfan2 not the bath water candle
sabrinacarpenter 😍
ynfan3 everyone talking about the candle but THE RIPPED STOCKING BC SHE FELL 😭
jacobelordi We did murder the dancefloor
↳ jacobfan1 WORLD STOP
↳ ynfan1 i love this jacob x yn duo
↳ jacobfan2 i would say that i hope they’re dating but jacob literally just got out of a relationship
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celebrityleaks YN and Jacob Elordi leaving her New York apartment today
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ynfan1 OMFGGGG
jacobfan1 YES ????
ynfan2 i love this duo sm
jacobfan2 do we think they’re dating 👀
↳ jacobfan3 nah, jacob just got out of a relationship
ynfan3 LOVE THEM SM
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jacobelordi @nbcsnl
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jacobfan1 OHHHH YES
ynfan1 THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD NEEDED
hunterschafer YES 🙌🏻
ynfan2 im bi panicking already
sabrinacarpenter ❤️
jacobfan2 THATS why they have been hanging out so much
ynfan3 this is going to be so good
yourinstagram they’re not ready
↳ ynfan4 NO WE’RE NOT
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yourinstagram hello host
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ynfan1 SHUT UPPPP
jacobfan1 THANK YOU YN FOR THE CONTENT
oliviarodrigo honestly i can’t wait for this 😛
ynfan1 omggg they’re rehearsing already
jacobfan2 this is going to be the best snl episode ever
jacobelordi Wait It’s my turn
↳ jacobfan3 WHAT DOES HE MEAN
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jacobelordi Hello musical guest
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jacobfan1 AHHHHH
zendaya ❤️
ynfan1 BEST DUO IN THE WORLD
jacobfan2 bye i ship them
mtv we support this
jacobfan3 THIS IS WHAT HE MEANT
yourinstagram 🕺
ynfan3 man i can’t wait for this
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celebrityleaks JACOB ELORDI AND YN OUT IN NEW YORK TONIGHT
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jacobfan1 STFUUUUU
ynfan1 HELP?
jacobfan2 WE KNEW THIS WAS COMING
ynfan2 im speechless
jacobfan3 SNL IS GOING TO BE CRAZY
↳ jacobfan1 HARD LAUNCH HARD LAUNCH
ynfan4 THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HAS ME CRYING
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yourinstagram when a queen comes across another queen and they decide to maximize their joint slay
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ynfan1 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
jacobfan1 BABYGIRL AND MOTHER
madisonbeer babygirl and mother indeed 👀
ynfan2 they’re going to be so messy tomorrow i just know it
jacobfan2 that public hard launch is coming
hunterschafer ❤️❤️
jacobelordi Mother
↳ jacobfan4 HE KNOWS
↳ ynfan2 he knowsss
YN VIA INSTAGRAM STORIES
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jacobupdates Jacob and YN arriving to the SNL afterparty tonight !
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jacobfan1 AHJHHHHHHHH
ynfan1 so they’re a thing THING
jacobfan2 everything about this is perfect
ynfan2 COUPLE OF THE CENTURY
jacobfan3 LOVE THEM SO BAD FR
ynfan3 they took “maximize their joint slay” to another level
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yourinstagram live from new york with my boyfriend if you even care (yes he’s my boyfriend and he was the one who slid on my dms not the other way around)
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ynfan1 WORLD STOP
jacobfan1 CUT THE CAMERAS
oliviarodrigo ❤️❤️❤️
hunterschafer love you both
jacobfan2 IM SCREAMING
ynfan2 AHH I KNEW IT
theestallion 🔥🤍
ynfan3 they’re two of the most iconic people in hollywood rn and smh they’re together WE WON
jacobfan3 JACOB IS A LIAR
jacobelordi I take pride on my flirting tactics
↳ jacobfan1 SOMEBODY STOP HIM
↳ ynfan1 😭😭
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jacobelordi @nbcsnl Thank you for having me
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jacobfan1 BABYYYYYYY
jacobfan2 he’s always posing like he’s small
sydney_sweeney ❤️
ynfan1 he’s so hot i get it girl @yourinstagram
yourinstagram i hard launch us on social media and you just post this
yourinstagram wow
↳ ynfan2 CRYING
↳ jacobfan1 this relationship is going to be the best thing that happened to pop culture
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7ndipity · 6 months
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Long Distance Relationship HCs
Yoongi x Reader
Summary: How Yoongi would be in a long distance relationship. In connection to this blurb.
Warnings: not proofread
A/N: Thanks to the lovely anon who requested this! Writing these really brought my mood up(can I pls have a Yoongi? For my health?) I hope you like them!
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You’re 100% on point about him making those little ‘joking-but-dead-serious’ comments constantly, like “There’s a flight leaving in like two hours, I could be there by the time you wake up tomorrow morning… Why are you laughing? I’ll even bring breakfast!”
He would use any excuse to fly you to Seoul.
“It’s done nothing but rain here all week.” “Damn, that sucks. Although, you know, that wouldn’t be a problem if you were here.”
“I’m not flying to Korea just to buy potato chips.” “Why not?! I’ll pay for your ticket!”
He does make sure you don’t go more than about a month without seeing each other in person, whether that’s him coming to you or vice versa, even if it’s just one day.
You tend to video call each other while you’re doing whatever and just leave the call open, not even really talking outside of the occasional comment or question, just keeping each other company.
Y’all send little care packages to each other full of things like favorite snacks, random little gifts you’ve found, hoodies, etc.
For some reason, I think y’all would have some little plushie that you send back and forth, sending pics of what they're up to while they’re with you(hanging out in his studio, binge watching youtube with you).
Because he’s so busy all the time, it doesn’t actually feel all that different sometimes from when you’re in the same city, but that almost makes the moments when you do feel the distance all the worse. Not being able to physically be there for each other when you’re really down or having a tough time is absolute agony.
“Did you know that the international space station is only 250 miles up? It’s closer than we are right now.” “Babe...”🥺
Literally the first time you cried over the phone with him, he lived up to his ‘jokes’ and had his plane ticket booked before you’d hung up.
You wake up the next morning to him calling you like “Open your fucking door, I brought coffee.” and you’re like wtf?! But you open the door and sure enough, there he is.
And when you ask “What are you doing here?!” He’s just like “You were crying. I couldn’t leave you here on your own.”😭
The first time you surprised him like this(probably for his birthday or Christmas), he cried and refused to let you go for over an hour.
The day you tell him you’re moving to Seoul is probably one of the happiest days of his life. (He won’t hear of you getting your own place tho. “I’ve had more than my fill of distance, Love. I need you here, with me.”)
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