#too heavy handed

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

[hinamie]

shhhh

[turtleblogatlast]

One of my favorite headcanons is that Leo grew up watching telenovelas with Splinter.

It just works so well - his bits of Spanish that he spouts randomly, his showy way of apologizing, and, of course, his love for dramatic betrayals all point to this being a very real possibility.

Plus, it’s very cute to imagine a tiny Leo at his father’s side as they both gasp in shock when the show’s eighth plot twist in just as many episodes happens.

[dilfmobius]

Kneel.

[zarla-s]

there was a line in a fic where spy cloaked instinctually whenever he got startled or scared which was a very charming image to me

[patreon]

[deheerkonijn]

[vaxxman]

height ahh difference

[mirror-mariposa]

So Grian’s ore mountain huh?

[kidfur]

one day a sinkhole formed in my backyard

it swallowed up the garage, left nothing behind

“thats normal” everyone said, “sinkholes are inevitable”

nobody seemed concerned as it grew bigger

dad just sighed and shrugged his shoulders when it ate his lawnmower

mom just sighed and shrugged her shoulders when it ate her car

it just kept growing bigger and bigger

i found myself walking outside every day just to look at it in horror

the corner of my room started sagging

my closet was the first to go

but it just kept eating

it ate my phone and my computer and my tv and my bookshelf

my parents wouldnt let me sleep in the living room

so every day and every night i sat in my bed and stared at it

i dared it to come closer

“this is normal” i said

“sinkholes are inevitable”

i promised myself as it ate me too

it was one thousand million years of darkness before i woke up again

and everything was put back just the way it was

and everyone remembered the sinkhole, how much it ate

how much of our lives it took away

but still didnt seem concerned 

nor surprised that i had survived somehow

dad cut the grass, mom drove to work

and as i struggled and gasped and whined and moaned from the agony of being alive again

every single bone and muscle and nerve and cell in my body on fire

i wondered if my parents were feeling this pain too

and i wondered why i was the only one who cared about the sinkhole in the backyard

[shopcat]

i think in the hamster wheel of my mind a big part of where people go wrong with eddie and his shitty garage band as an extension is that they for some bizarre reason think he's gene simmons metal when he's jack black metal. heavy metal. he's tenacious d metal. he's school of rock. he's stoner lord of the rings metal he nearly wore blue jeans and plaid. jack black literally in real life once said eddie was the best character bc he's heavy metal like him. LOOK AT THIS

[tea-earl-grey]

i think taking a queer theory class would really fix Seven. not just in the obvious way of learning about compulsory heterosexuality & amatonormativity but also seeing that so much queer art is about the deconstruction of personhood and embracing inhumanity & imperfection. and the fact that her very literal struggle with being "human enough" is something marginalized people lived with for centuries (albeit more metaphorically than literally).

[bloodiedstar]

[A home you thought you couldn't return to]

[tenebrous-academic]

The love growing between Buck and Tommy is slow and gentle. It’s not a raging inferno, engulfing both of them until only embers and ashes are left. It won’t flash over and burn out once there’s nothing left to consume.

Instead, it’s being nurtured slowly.

Kindling is added with each smile and shy glace. Small sparks crackling with every daring touch shared between them.

This is the slowest Buck has ever gone in a relationship and it feels so right. It’s a kind of love that’s warm and inviting. It has the potential to weather storms and keep them safe even in the darkest hours. It’s a love they have to keep together, to keep it from becoming smothered and extinguished.

It’s an act of patience and tenderness to keep their love growing. Slowly, but surely.

Yes, it can still burn and scorch, but it can also offer solace and comfort. It’s a love that belongs to them. To keep and safeguard. It’s a love that both of them have been searching for their entire lives.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Everyones fighting mesnwhile at the lake Eddie is still floating there.

this is not au canon & very rushed but by fuck did i have a little laugh

bonus:

[caput-medusae]

redditors have the slightest amount of media comprehension challenge (impossible)

the amount of people who still cannot grasp that the Stranger is Gandalf truly baffles me. they have given us every visual and narrative clue possible and nerd ass fanboys are crying in the comments that he’s definitely a Blue Wizard because the actor has not yet turned directly to the camera and said: “I, Daniel Weyman, am playing the character of Gandalf in Amazon’s The Rings of Power.”

“but it doesn’t happen that way in the books!” they sob. No one cares!! it literally does not matter!!! this is the middle earth cinematic universe for god’s sake! it’s middle earth-616! it’s different from the books just like the PJ trilogy were different from the books!! go outside!!!

And then worse than that, they whine and cry about it being a “mystery box” or a “guessing game” - brother it can’t be a mystery box because it’s not a mystery!!!!! they already told you who the character was in the first season!!! they expected you to have the two brain cells needed to figure it out from the obvious narrative clues!!!!

i know it’s my fault for being on reddit in the first place, but i am genuinely going to lose my mind!!!

[katabay]

some sketchbook pages