#top discourse

[phlondsbian]

0 days since the last time dan complained about a rumor he started

[shitposting-fox]

[irenespring]

Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.

Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.

That poster must be having quite the experience.

[sweetbananachips]

top/bottom discourse in the Good Omens fandom is so funny because

1. they’re immortal beings who have been alive for 6,000+ years— they are bound to switch

and 2. how do i know one of you isn’t michael sheen???

[bitchslapblastoids]

you know what? it all started here didn’t it?

Their reactions are so completely unhinged unless you view them in context and recognize their completely valid and real instanteous hysterical shock of realizing that while live and thus irreversibly, phil just undid the straightjacket of his fandom’s decade+ theories.

I think probably part of them may have liked how off base the majority of the speculation had always been (even though dan had been screaming verse at the top of his lungs for years), but then this moment comes along and they have absolutely no chill. the loudest (literally and figuratively) reactions of all time.

And thus the first domino is cast into motion. it’s all over. Phil has self-canonized as bottom. Dan has confirmed through his deeply not-normal scream laugh. Nothing matters anymore. What has been done cannot be undone. No fucks are left to give. Fog meat tad tea era begins.

[radpool]

I just think logan deserves to bottom after 200-ish years of being both touch-starved AND pigeonholed (so to speak lmao) as a strict dom top 🫡

(or so I imagine because cmon. who doesn't expect The Wolverine to be a dominant animal in bed?? give the man a break, wade is more than willing to step up to the plate and help logan catch up on all that time wasted not getting railed to within an inch of his immortal life 😜)

uncensored piece on bluesky (same username) 😘

[cyberglyphs]

Who will win the fight for Optimus Prime's love? His canon girlfriend? His worst enemy who's tried to kill him multiple times?? His best friend??? The guy who screams a lot???? Place your bets now folks!!

(Commission for me by the very talented lextodrawstuff! Also, BONUS LMAO)

[goosegooserevolution]

i want there to be real stupid in-universe transformers discourse like "war-frames can't play ranked first person shooters because they have built in aimbot"

[shitposting-fox]

"'oh you're just talking about this for views?' Yeah. Yes it's my job. I get paid for this shit." - Jack Manifold, with 8k viewers on twitch

[paracosmicka]

this is what coming from sonadow twitter back to sonadow tumblr feels like every time

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

The way I know in my heart that Hua Cheng would absolutely love for Xie Lian to get him pregnant but like not in a normal horny way but more like if this man knew who the Virgin Mary was he would be filled with such white hot jealousy I think he’d explode.

[magnetic-rose]

people who write bottom logan fics are the true heroes of the marvel fandom thank you for your service and amen.

[watermelonlicker]

i’m sorry but these takes lowkey annoy me like have your preferences all you like however don’t shame others for theirs? i don’t understand the need to claim every gay man in the world as vers. like not to agree with christopher rice but gay men have preferences and when it comes to louis being w lestat it was louis’s preference to bottom for him and that’s okay!!!

i feel it’s also good to remember that louis topped armand bcos he was mimicking lestat’s role towards him during their 30 year companionship. louis was very much using armand to heal from les and armand well we know he’s an obsessed lestat fangirl and the entirety of loumand’s relationship was lestat centered.

[sluttyimpala]

zero thoughts just power bottom dean teaching his 16 y/o brother how to top. sammy's hands shaking while he desperately tries not to shove his dick in immediately. his breathing becoming heavy mere seconds after entering dean. dean teasing him with "already gonna cum sammy boy" and intentionally clenching around him. him grabbing sam's hair, telling him to start moving. sam's erratic thrusting and mewls as he doesnt manage to hold off his orgasm and prematurely blows his load. dean rolling them over, switching their positions. dean pinning down sam's arms, slowly riding him while chastising him "you should think about your partner more, sammy". sam moaning pretty little apologies and begging for mercy "please dean i'm so sorry i can't i'll do better no no please no". dean not stopping until sam comes a third time after which he's cumming as well.

[realfruittaste]

If we ever get spn s16 ngl I don’t want destiel “full penetration”, “balls deep” bc I feel strongly this fandom shouldn’t know who tops 🤡

[problemduetest4life]

I’LL SAY IT! THE OBSESSION OVER JEREJEAN POSITIONS IS WEIRD AS HELL!