#trans George Russell

[russilton]

TRANS GEORGE WARM UPS - AS PROMISED

Reference poses from Kibbitzer

Bonus: Binder Bro’s Mick ‘n’ George

[duranduratulsa]

Up next on my Star Wars Movie Marathon 🎥...Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise Of Skywalker (2019) on amazing blu-ray! #movie #movies #scifi #actionadventure #starwars #riseofskywalker #starwarsepisodeixtheriseofskywalker #georgelucas #rey #fin #poedameron #princessleia #chewbacca #r2d2 #c3po #hansolo #darthvader #TheEmporer #kyloren #milleniumfalcon #tiefighter #xwingfighter #daisyridley #JohnBoyega #AdamDriver #OscarIsaac #KellyMarieTran #ianmcdiarmid #DomhnallGleeson #AnthonyDaniels #carriefisher #RIPCarrieFisher #HarrisonFord #jamesearljones #BillyDeeWilliams #landocalrissian #lukeskywalker #KeriRussell #edsheeran #haydenchristensen #AndySerkis #yoda #frankoz #johnwilliams #FreddiePrinzeJr #kevinsmith #ewanmcgregor #LiamNeeson #billhader #WoodyHarrelson #warwickdavis #GwendolineChristie #jamesearljones #2010s #bluray #starwars47 #starwarsday #maythe4thbewithyou #maytheforcebewithyou

[jaeclerc]

He was watching the two most important people of his life interacting like they were family, no one would blame his heart for fluttering on his chest || for chalex! 🫶🏻

Alex wasn’t even sure why he was so nervous to introduce his girlfriend to George. It wasn’t that he didn’t care about George’s opinion, it was that he knew George would finally just be happy he let himself move on in a manner and that was scary. Introducing someone who indicated that Alex was finally getting over everything that happened to the person who knew him the best. Who saw everything that occurred.

“Alex-“ Charlotte said in the way she did, stretching the syllables and softening the vowels. “Does he know? Like? You told him, right?” He was so focused on how the white button up contrasted her tan from their recent vacation to her home, and the slight peak of a mark on her inner thigh, that he almost didn’t hear her.

“Oh uh-“ He was actually stuttering too, his lips pressed into a line to hide his guilty smile. “I didn’t? I mean he’s kinda a posh asshole but he’s not-he wouldn’t be judgmental! I think he would just be surprised that the kid we grew up with is now gorgeous.” He stepped close to her, brushing a strand of her hair over her shoulder to kiss her and assure her when she turned her face so he kissed his cheek.

“These distractions will not work. Phone him.” She patted his cheek and grinned at him. Perhaps that’s why he was so nervous.

-

George reacted how Alex imagined he would have, gracefully and weird.

“It’s no problem to me, mate. I’m glad that she just makes you happy!” was his response, which Charlotte looked happy with, gathering her bag and sunglasses and waiting impatiently for him by the door when he hung up.

-

The problem that Alex did not foresee was the fact that, despite Charlotte coming out and becoming Charlotte, and George continuing up the ranks to be an F1 driver, they still got along swimmingly and so they both slotted right into bullying the shit out of Alex and giggling together in a corner about his atrocities of clothing and haircuts.

If George wanted to see an atrocity, he should see some of Charlotte’s choices of clothing that Alex convinced her to not wear.

But at the end of it, he was watching the two most important people of his life interacting like they were family and no one could blame him if his heart was fluttering in his chest.

He was falling rapidly in love with Charlotte. When they reconnected, Alex revealed that he had a 14 year old crush on her from before they both left the sport for various reasons. That crush never left and now, he’s watching that crush grow into a full blown love, heart sickness.

Not to be too sappy on George Russell and he would never admit this to his face, but Alex had always been platonically in love with him and George took him in when his whole life fell apart and he needed someone to help him. George held him as he cried and begged the universe to make it better. George got him through to Uni and helped him actually get in.

Without George, Alex wouldn’t be where he was. Finally happy and content.

George turned to him when Charlotte went to the bathroom and said in that not casual trying to be casual voice he did “Funny how the boy you had a one off crush on when we were 14 is now the girl you’re madly in love with. She had you in a full blown panic. What’s that thing that you say? The Universe has a funny way of knowing the path we’re meant to take? I think that’s the best example I’ve ever seen.”

Alex loved him so much. Alex also hated him but George would be the one to hand him off at his wedding, he feels.

[blorbocedes]

I follow this informative jellyfish account @exoticaquaculture that's run by a trans woman who looks kinda like george russell. she's also way cooler than him

and this was her reply ahjsjdkf screaming an ICON

[gr63wdc]

‘If you have questions the asks are open’ you know what I’m about to ask about o7, beautiful woman and her man who has never combed his hair. Or tbh any of your other wips I like hearing people talk about their wips :3c

(I was half tempted to just dm you but you said asks so ask it is >:))

erika, you've given me the amazing opportunity to rant about my wips/fics so i am going to utilize it. i'll tell you about the beautiful woman and her man who has never combed his hair first, and everything else below the cut (for context, here is that wip summary poll). :DDDDDD

beautiful woman and her man who has never combed his hair this is my wag au for the fest!!!! i have talked to many a friend (including you) about this wip, and everyone seems to be very excited which i am happy about :)) basically, it's loscar with trans girl logan as the wag. they're very sweet and in love and it is simultaneously annoying and adorable to all of their friends. the main cast also includes max fewtrell (my beloved) as oscar's teammate at mclaren, lando norris as logan's bestie and max's wag, fred vesti as the most amazing supportive friend anyone could ask for, and a few other things that i am still working out (lawnsonoda is a very real thing that may or may not be included in this fic). i plan for it to be a semi linear narrative, by having the 2023 f1 season as the main thing but with flashbacks, social media, and other things sprinkled throughout. you have seen some of my outrageous planning and this will be a behemoth when i am done. i'm so excited!!!!!

gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss, george russell <3 imagine with me: george russell was born georgiana russell. so she's like if irl george was 50 times more neurotic and worried about what people thought of her. it will also be secret relationship gax (gasp... tuser gaxpodium writing gax... crazy...) and overprotective girl dad toto.

can the ghost of enzo ferrari fix my relationship? catholicism and being italian go hand in hand, so we're translating that religious fervor into f1. teams have a patron god (usually someone important to that brand or team) and surprise surprise, enzo ferrari is the patron god of the scuderia ferrari f1 team. your fealty and worship to your patron god will greatly impact your race results. this is angst central, with deeply heavy lore, so it will take me a while. and it focuses mainly on sewis and charlos (and how they deal with the whole "ferrari chewed me up and spit me out and you're still worshiping him" thing)

first a fan, then a teammate, then things got really mushy anyone else deeply impacted by leaf's dando video edit to "love of my life" by harry styles? no, only me? but i'm serious, this is entirely based on my visceral and life-changing reaction to that video. it changed me as a person...

uptight british bitch versus kind-of-rude dutch dickhead actually the first bit of rpf i ever wrote. it started as an assignment for my fiction 1 class (crazy...) and will probably be pretty short when i actually post it (no more than 10k words probably). it's a two part canon compliant gax fic, one part from george's perspective and one from max's. there's not much to say about this one since there's very little planning for it lol

what if three guys were in love but they were all stupid about it? it's geochalex. i feel like this should be obvious for me, but the three guys who are stupid and in love? geochalex. my notes rn for this fic mainly consist of the words "geochalex miscommunication!!!!!!!" so like yeah, that's the stupid right there

there are a few other wips/ideas that i forgot about when making the poll including a chalex apocalypse au that is inspired by the last of us (and also written for my fiction 1 class)

[carboysandbikemen]

Masterlist

Two insane F1 and MotoGP fans with a multitude of unhinged thoughts who write together.

🐝- Resident Dom George expert of the blog. Unapologetic lover of Nando. Mentally dating Lewis Hamilton.

🐻- Resident Sub Fabio expert of the blog. Sebastian Vettel is my wife. Unapologetic about how some (most) of these drivers have strong sub energy.

Mainly writing for: Lewis Hamilton, Charles Leclerc, George Russell, Daniel Ricciardo, Sebastian Vettel, Fernando Alonso, Nico Rosberg, Fabio Quartararo, sub Lando, occasionally Carlos Sainz - Will not write for Max Verstappen and Sergio Perez.

Warning: Every single thing we are going to write will be 18+ NSFW, but will be tagged. 

Trans!reader versions of the fics over at @trans-carboysandbikemen

Pls send us any thoughts u have- we love to hear them!

Masterlist: 

George Russell:

George's Rough Night (Driver!Reader)

Part 1

Part 2

Use me up (ft. Lewis Hamilton)

When the sun goes down pt.1

Fernando Alonso:

Feed My Ego

Childhood Bedroom (ask)

Constant Craving

Good Luck Charm (ask)

Phoning it In - (ftm!reader version here!)

Lewis Hamilton:

Use me up (ft. George Russell)

Consolation Prize (ask) // Part 2

Pecco Bagnaia:

Soft Worship (ask)

Fabio Quarteraro:

It's like a reward (AFAB GN!reader)

Lando Norris:

Sub Lando Thesis

[maxvkisser]

WELCOME

Intro post

About me

hii!

I'm Ilay (ee-lai)

I use he/him pronouns

I'm bisexual!

I write occasionally (I'm new so be nice pls)

Mixed (black&white&asian)

Writing info

Requests + inbox are open!

I only write male or gn readers for my comfort

I do not write smut, again, for my comfort and also because i suck 😭

I can also write for trans (ftm) reader,reader who's a poc, disabled/neurodivergent reader!

Pls do not repost my work anywhere!!

Also please remember that I am a human and I am allowed to decline or not write requests for my own comfort <3

REQ STUFF

when requesting please write the gender/pronouns of the reader that you want

Give me something to work with, don't give me super short requests because what I will write will also be shorter

I can write smau/socmed aus they'll just take me longer, if you send a smau req, please specify if you want the reader to have a specific fc etc :]

Drivers I write for (i might add some later on):

Max Verstappen

Lando Norris

Oscar Piastri

Daniel ricciardo

George Russell

Sebastian Vettel

Lance Stroll

Charles Leclerc

Carlos Sainz

Lewis Hamilton

Fernando Alonso

I probably forgot a lot so feel free to send me an ask 😭

[georgierre]

𝄞 an ode to joy

george russell/pierre gasly, introspection, rated T, 4.2k words. post-apocalyptic little einsteins au (i promise it works!). also, trans george!

summary:

He stares at the ceiling— it's dotted with glow-in-the-dark stickers he and Pierre taped on when they were nine. George admits; he loves the stars. Planets, asteroids. He thinks about the universe often. How grand it all is. He and Pierre travel to outer space sometimes, usually when they're bored. Every time, George ends with the same question. Are they the only ones left? What then? Or, George and Pierre are the last people on earth where music and art outlive their creators. George wonders what it all means.

[bruniciobrunaldo]

Hello, my name is Bruno, I'm 21 and I'm trying to get back on track with writing (also lost my old account) I'm thinking of using this account to express my love for all the fictional characters I love (not only Ash)

Either way, I write for different fandoms, being my thing writing for male readers and readers under the trans umbrella mostly

Who I write for

Slashers

Michael Myers (RZ's too)

Jason Vorhees

Freddy Krueger

Candyman

Leatherface (Bubba Sawyer)

Leatherface (Thomas Hewitt)

Chop Top Sawyer

Nubbins Sawyer

Pinhead

Billy Lenz

Ghostface (Billy Loomis, Stu Macher and Mickey Altieri)

Brahms Heelshire

Vincent Sinclair

Bo Sinclair

Lester Sinclair

Pennywise (1991 and 2017)

Leslie Vernon

Josef (Creep)

Kurt Kunkle

Norman Bates

Martin (1977)

The Creeper (Creepers Jeepers)

Albert Shaw/The Grabber

Marvel

Steve Rogers/Captain America

Bucky Barnes

Bruce Banner

Loki

Mantis

Nebula

Peter Quill/Starlord

Scott Lang/Ant-man

Deadpool

Quicksilver (any)

Jack Russell

Steven Grant

Arthur Harrow

Khonshu

Peter Parker (any)

Doc Ock (Olivia or Otto)

Hobie Brown

Gwen Stacy

George Stacy

Miles Morales

Pavitr Prabhakar

The Spot

DC

(movie or series versions)

Bruce Wayne/Batman

Edward Nygma

Edward Nashton

Arthur Fleck

Joker (Ledger)

Oswald Cobblepot

Jonathan Crane

Abner Krill (Polka Dot-Man)

Harley Quinn

Barry Allen/Flash (movie only)

Ratcatcher 2

Rick Flag

Chris Smith/Peacemaker

Adrian Chase/Vigilante

Disney

Quasimodo

Judge Frollo

Dr. Facilier

Scar

Lottie LaBouf

Jim Hawkins

Madrigal family

Dead by Daylight

David King

Jeff Johanssen

Ace Visconti

Jane Romero

Kate Denson

Felix Richter

Mikaela Reid

Vittorio Toscano

The Trapper

The Nurse

The Doctor

The Huntress

The Legion

Oni

Trickster

Skull Merchant

Other characters

Ash Williams

Carrie White

Dewey Riley

Robert Van Helsing

Coach Boomer

Jareth The Goblin King

Willy Wonka (Chalamet's)

Renfield

Dracula

The Janitor (Willy's Wonderland)

Steve Harrington

Eddie Munson

Jonathan Byers

Dewey Finn

Beetlejuice (Keaton's)

Hellboy

Abe Sapiens

Prince Nuada

Oc

Mostly for nsfw purposes (mainly monsters)

Yes!

One-shots

Hcs

Drabbles

Nsfw

Freaky nsfw (the monsterfucker kind)

Gore

No!

Long fics

Omegaverse

Scat/Puke

[russilton]

More trans George warm ups - binder edition

Projecting binder back and rib pain onto him. Lewis would help him adjust bc he’s a good teammate.

*Binders should NEVER be worn during periods of intense strain, such as working out or racing. George is being stupid for doing it anyway, and learning his lesson

References from Kibbitzer.

[soliti]

SOLITI 2023: THE END OF YEAR LISTS

Triani from Soliti

The Good Times Lovely Soliti releases from Ghosts on TV, Juppe, Stinako and Knife Girl.

Old Music Ennio Morricone – Quando l’amore e Sensualita Beach Boys – Friends George Michael – Older Felt discography The Songs of Bacharach and Costello was on constant rotation (my fave reissue of the year.) Teardrop Explodes – Culture Bunker box set Lana Del Ray – Norman Fucking Rockwell Rip Rig & Panic – I Am Cold Plush – More You Becomes You Neil Young – Chrome Dreams Stevie Wonder – Fulfilling His First Finale Joan Baez – Blessed Are Paul Weller – 22 dreams Sault discography Velvet Underground – Loaded Thelonious Monk – Straight, No Chaser Arthur Russell – Picture of Bunny Rabbit David Sylvian discography

New Music I didn’t think this year offered much until I put this list together. It’s been quietly fabulous.

Lana Del Ray – Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd Kara Jackson – Why Does The Earth Give Us People To Love? Robert Forster – The Candle And The Flame SAZ – SOS Feist – Multitudes King Krule – Space Heavy Christine and the Queens – PARANOÏA, ANGELS, TRUE LOVE Overmono – Good Lies Ryuichi Sakamoto – 12 The Lemon Twigs – Everything Harmony John Cale – Mercy Bar Italia – Tracey Denim Sufjan Steven – Javelin Wilco – Cousin Sparklehorse – Bird Machine Amanda Brown – Eight Guitars Durand Jones – Wait Til I Get Over Lil Yachty – Let’s Start Here. Beach Fossils – Bunny ANHONI – My Back Was a Bridge For You To Cross Lankum – False Lankum Mitski – The Land Is Inhospitable and So Are We El Michels Affair & Black Thought – Glorious Game

Best tracks Everything But The Girl – Nothing Left To Lose Dexys – My Submission Lana Del Rey – A&W

Devendra Banhart – Sirens Kara Jackson – no fun/party Knife Girl – Estrogen Felt – Primitive Painters

TV, films books The Bear (TV series) The Last of Us (TV series) Mrs Davis (TV Series) The Last Movie Stars (TV Series) Welcome to Wrexham (TV Series) Dirty Harry movie box set (all five movies) Richard Jewell (Film) Crimes oF The Future (Film) Barbie vs Oppenheimer (loved both of these) The Exorcist (Film) Love to Love You, Donna Summer (documentary) Quentin Tarantino – Cinema Speculation (Book) Dylan Jones – Loaded: The Life (and Afterlife) of the Velvet Underground (Book) Alan Moore/Jacen Burrows – Neonomicon (Book) Collected Judge Dredd (Books) Sight & Sound (magazine) The Guardian (online) The Quietus (online)

This is a good thing My family and home life. It’s still my favourite place to be. Football in all its gross financial injustices, still remains a truly entertaining, all welcoming spectacle – a break from our  realities. I spent a lot of my days obsessed with the beautiful game. My own team Tottenham’s reimagining as a team for the neutral under Ange Postecoglou. I’ve had a serious post-covid hangover about going out; crowds and especially going to concerts. But still this year I managed to catch a few shows. John Cale and Knife Girl at the Helsinki Festival was very special. Elvis Costello at Kulttuuritalo was a great way to spend an evening – I didn’t really want it to end (and this was also a rare date with my partner!) Emma Ruth Rundle, Sorry, Jake Xerxes Fussell were good festival experiences. I’m an eternal optimist with dreams that we can all get along, people can be who they wanna be and somehow humanity pulls together to save the planet. My dream state staves off the dark feelings that are increasingly hard to ignore.

This is a low The Israel demolition of Palestine in response to Hamas atrocities is a key world happening which will resonate for decades to come. British Conservatives and all right wing ideologues who – in collusion with the mainstream media – spend most of their time demonising refugees and the trans community. The public discussion around minorities in Finland is base and inhumane. This right-wing Finnish government has been a hard dose of reality that has sprung many of us out of our comfort zones. The casual racism of the Finnish government has normalised terminology that should offend everyone. Disgraceful. The lack of a moral compass or compassion in world politics – who exactly are the good guys? I hope someone could point out who’s looking out for us all nowadays? Elon Musk and the destabilising of Twitter. He just couldn’t leave it alone could he? The unstoppable rise of AI. It’s a slow process (or maybe a fast one) that results in the death of a certain kind of creativity. Hearing that some people in the Music business are using AI to write press releases is a little sad. The Saudi exploitation of football.  It doesn’t stop. How long till the whole of football is owned by Saudi Arabia? The Vinyl market  becoming an expensive artefact for the wealthy. In typical Music Industry fashion, the vinyl format becomes revitalised only for the music industry to make the price prohibitive for most people. Own goals are rarely clearer.

Future To be a better me.

Happy holidays x

[missyourflight]

some stuff i read and watched in june:

taskmaster (s1-5): haven't done an early seasons rewatch in so long, s4 and 5 are basically perfect 2 me. incredible that mark watson manages to be both my favourite type of taskmaster guy (hopelessly despairing) and also nearly won the thing lol. nish forever obviously

silo: got well into this! probably at some point apple will stop throwing millions at sci-fi shows but i'm going to enjoy their folly in the meantime

mission: impossible ii: hadn't seen this one! the weakest of the lot but the john woo of it all is undeniable

mission: impossible iii: PSH outrageously good as the villain, hi keri russell

mission: impossible - ghost protocol: so much fun, especially the sequences where you can see brad bird's animation brain going

mission: impossible - rogue nation: ILSA my beloved, the opera sequence is so gorgeous, no notes!

mission: impossible - fallout: it's good when henry cavill reloads his arms, it's better when tom cruise is sprinting around london rooftops and breaking his ankle etc, my most basic trait is that i Love when they're in london like oooh tate modern. anyway i'm very ready for dead reckoning

asteroid city: the bits about making art really got to me! the vending machines were cool!

joint security area: crash landing on you prepared me for this, blank check weren't lying when they said it was homoerotic, song kang-ho forever etc

dodie smith, the town in bloom: the most delightful narrative voice i've read in Ages and v funny. easy to sell me on 1920s theatrical shenanigans

k patrick, mrs s: So hot and butch, i liked the butch friendship stuff almost more than the sex stuff. more sexy lesbian novels Please

kj charles, the secret lives of country gentlemen: another winner from KJC, my most reliable romantic comfort reads. this time it's smugglers!

alice slater, death of a bookseller: sticky little thriller about being poisoned by true crime, great sense of place, So many pints of dark fruits

laura kay, wild things: bisexual disaster in love with her best friend, tragically very me- and also george russell-coded, god i want to swim in a pond again

SOME STUFF I SAW AT ROCK WERCHTER

the dj on the first nigt who played a mash up of i'm gonna be (500 miles) into temperature and then the 1d cover of one way or another into little lion man (deeply cursed fandom flashbacks etc)

weyes blood with candelabras and glowing hearts and amazing adam curtis projections on the big screen behind her

king princess sending the gay girls of belgium absolutely wild - "you wanna hear a sad lesbian song?"

matty healy is a dickhead but he's very good at being the frontman of the 1975. like if ben whishaw was straight and kind of disgusting

stormzy!!! literally the rain was pouring during blinded by your grace pt 2

mumford and sons - this whole festival was like being borne back ceaseless into the past but the cave still fucks me up, marcus really in his ken marino era, face-wise

PUP - i do believe if this tour doesn't kill you, i will to be a wholly perfect song, they had a trans flag on stage, best vibes of the festival

sigur ros - sometimes you just want to be in a massive barn with thousands of people with your faces turned up in the dark feeling like you're inside the sound somehow

muse - fucking incredible live band still!! every time i'm see them i'm floored by how hot chris the bassist is and then i forget about it and then i see them again and i'm poleaxed etc. they had a tech meltdown during knights of cydonia at the encore so we got showbiz instead!!

christine and the queens - beautiful and terrible as the dawn

jacob collier - asked if we wanted to get funky then put on a special hat, bit george russell-coded in the face

arctic monkeys - sometimes you just want to be in a field with one of your oldest friends singing the songs of your youth!! i love the 70s act actually! there are so many sexy songs on AM!! the skies finally cleared for the beautiful full moon, thank you belgium, good night

[godzilla-reads]

Books Read in December 2022

I'm so so late with putting together my last of the year Books Read Post, but here we are!

I read 14 books in December, bringing my 2022 total to 185 books! My three favorite will have little hearts next to them <3

¡Hola Papi!: How to Come Out in a Walmart Parking Lot and Other Life Lessons by John Paul Brammer

Silver in the Wood by Emily Tesh <3

The Man Whose Wife Was the Moon by Mike Russell

The Ice Dragon by George R.R. Martin

Call Me Nathan by Catherine Castro and Quentin Zuttion (trans. Evan McGorray)

Wings of Fire Graphic Novel: The Dragonet Prophecy (1) by Tui T. Sutherland and Mike Holmes

Legends & Lattes by Travis Baldree <3

Flower Fairies of the Spring by Cicely Mary Barker

The Last Quarter of the Moon by Chi Zijian (trans. Bruce Humes) <3

The Facts in the Case of the Departure of Miss Finch by Neil Gaiman, Michael Zulli, and Todd Klein

Flower Fairies of the Summer by Cicely Mary Barker

Flower Fairies of the Autumn by Cicely Mary Barker

Flower Fairies of the Winter by Cicely Mary Barker

The Art of the Dragon: The Definitive Collection of Contemporary Dragon Paintings edited Patrick Wilshire & J. David Spurlock

[modelewis]

F1 Drivers as Poems Day 21/22—George Russell—from “All the Flowers Kneeling,” Paul Tran 🗨️

“My purpose is precision. Even when I'm unclear I'm deliberate.”

Alt text for Photo 1: A photo of George Russell, a mid-20s white Formula 1 racer wearing a black Mercedes racing suit and cap, mid-sentence in an interview. A teal line drawing of a brain is in the top left corner, while a solid teal speech bubble adorns the bottom right. Thin, teal sans serif text in all caps reads “George Russell” in the top right corner.

Alt text for Photo 2: A text-based graphic on a slate gray background with the same brain and speech bubble graphics and driver’s name. White serif text in the middle reads: “The word refrain means not just resist but / repetition. / Repetition is emphasis. / The emphasis being the purpose for / repetition. / My purpose is precision. / Even when I'm unclear I'm deliberate. / When I'm deliberate I'm liberated.” Thin, teal sans serif text beneath the poem reads “—Paul Tran, from “All the Flowers Kneeling”.”

Photo via Sports Illustrated

Poem: Excerpt from Paul Tran's All the Flowers Kneeling (Penguin Books, 2022) via Victoria Chang on Twitter

Made with Canva

[brf-rumortrackinganon]

Plausible

These are all the rumors and theories that have been resolved as “plausible.” These rumors/theories are ones considered true but there has been no factual evidence yet to substantiate whether they are true or false. 

(And once there is factual evidence that proves or disproves the theory, I’ll strike it from this list and move to Confirmed or Busted.)

 This post will be updated as things happen.

Plausible

Meghan may be an Epstein associate or know someone who was close to Epstein.

Meghan cheated on Trevor with Toronto hockey players.

Sussexes were sidelined during The Queen’s funeral and mourning period because of their behavior while The Queen was dying or ill.

The Sussexes’ treatment at The Queen’s funeral / during mourning was a direct consequence of their behavior during the Platinum Jubilee.

Meghan was never pregnant with Archie and Lili; used a surrogate or a gestational carrier for the pregnancies.

Meghan planned pap walks in Windsor to lay flowers at the memorials while crowds waited for William and Kate, or possibly while the royals were all still in Scotland.

Sussexes had a hand in the Ngozi Fulani/Susan Hessey racism row.

Harry’s military stories as written in Spare were not his experience. He either stole them from others he served with or embellished them.

Meghan offered to leave Harry for multimillion $$ payout from the BRF through PR articles about her net worth.

Meghan abused or mistreated dogs / pets.

Harry leaked details about RAVEC make-up, proceedings, and lawsuit to Russell Myers and royal reporters.

Harry rubbed the Oprah interview in William’s face at Philip’s funeral. (”how’d you like that comment”)

Harry was on drugs/uppers/something at the Diana statue unveiling.

Eugenie feeds stories and details about the royals and KP to the Sussexes.

Sussexes were issued an ultimatum for The Queen’s funeral: behave or be sent home.

Sophie iced Meghan during funeral/royal mourning because of her tantrum causing Sophie to miss being with The Queen before she died.

Meghan faked/made up the Toronto break-in to get Harry to publicly commit to her.

Meghan suspected of leaking about The Queen’s death to CA media before the family was ready to announce, so the family authorized unofficial sources to break the news instead to get ahead of Meghan’s CA contacts.

Meghan favors Archie, doesn’t spend any time with Lili.

Harry and Meghan were ignored by the family during The Queen’s funeral events because of their behavior while The Queen was dying that delayed most of the family and/or prevented Kate from attending/participating in certain events.

Harry and Meghan were both on something their wedding day. 

YMMV

Kate faked HG to get out of engagements / work during her pregnancies.

Meghan, Sam, Tom Sr., and Tom Jr. are all in on the grift together.

Charles to retire The Queen’s cousins (Duke of Kent, Prince Michael, Princess Alexandra, Duke of Gloucester).

No One’s Business

George is gay. (Minor child)

Meghan is actually MTF trans or intersex. (Private matter)

Kate suffered a miscarriage in 2021 around the time of Philip’s funeral. (Private matter)

Kate suffered a miscarriage in March 2022. (Private matter)

William likes to be pegged. (Consenting adults)

Kate tolerates William’s cheating as long as its just sex and not emotional. (Consenting adults)

Harry likes to be pegged. (Consenting adults)