#true queen frfr

[y0url0verb0y]

I can't be the only one madly inlove with Narcissa Malfoy-

someone tell me I'm not the only one 😭😭😭

[aseuki]

hey sorry if you've gotten this question a million times before but I have seen the Edward Elric made me lactose intolerant post and the person who put it on my dash said something like 'I wonder how many people know this is serious' and I just. I have to know. how tf did Edward Elric make you lactose intolerant hkhdkfjdj I'm so curious

the Olivier Armstrong making you gay thing I get though. she's incredible lol

(Edward Elric Made Me Lactose Intolerant Post)

ASDLFKSFJN HI HELLO WELCOME TO MY LACTOSE INTOLERANT HOME Yeah I Feel like I've relayed the story once or twice but I Honestly Forgot so you get it Again!!

Putting it under the cut for those who want to zip right past asdfkjn

Let's take a Flashback to Young Middle School Aseuki--young, two brain cells to their name, and So-Desperately-Wanted-To-Be-Edgy. You know that one post that talks of how Arakawa took everything middle schoolers wanted to be and crafted them a god made of gold? Yeah This Fucking Guy was So Cool to my Impressionable Middle School Ass Self, and Clearly the Only Way to Express this was to walk the walk, talk the talk. I couldn't be assed to learn the alchemy circles, but what I could do was dress in all black, take on his height complex, and most importantly, take on his aversion to Milk.

There may have also been two evil vegans talking over my shoulder trying so desperately to convert others to their plant-based lifestyle but that was merely Secondary to the Anime Lifestyle because their little ploy didn't Work and thus besides the point

Needless to say this did Not transform me into the badass blond alchemist I aspired to be and instead gave severe stomach cramps once I came to my senses and decided the calcium was necessary again b(￣▽￣)d

[descendantofthesparrow]

Hii! I’m a new descendants stan and Thomas Doherty simp here, do you have any fic recs?

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! welcome to the fandom~ its lowkey dead lol, of course-i rec my fics as i am the top Harry Hook bitch 'round these parts~ i have a whole master list available to read-but the other fic recs i have~ (be warned i mostly read x readers or huma fics)

my fav fics of mine are Regained passion(ballarina/chads sister reader!), the poyw series(our world reader gets sent to descendants and falls in love with Harry)(which has several rewrites and revises, but i suggest reading 2.0 and rewrite the most), and cant stop this feeling(mermaid!chubby! reader)-which is a smut fic so...yeah :D

Chasing the ocean by @findmeontheisle is amazing-i do not believe its completed yet(its very very slow updates but so worth the wait) but its such a good read-its an Harry Hook x reader(of course)

ANY of @disneyfan50's fics!!!!(which are hosted on quotev) like-they're so good-so good, she does justice to Ben's character and even Mal's character in certain fics(even if it's making her worse igbh), most of her fics are OC fics or have an OC in the fics that it mainly follows-aka Lia~ my queen~ the best of these oc fics being True defender and Rewrite the stars~ she ships Lia and Ben and its so cute-i love them so much

@humaforever has a buncha good Huma fics, like *mwah* chefs kiss

@eloras-headcanons is a fellow Harry bitch and has some AMAZING fics to read that have Harry as the main character(we love to put him through so much trauma and angst, like-frfr) my favorite of their fics is Labour of love! which is a chef/baker harry fic that bonds with ms.potts during his time at auradon prep and includes a madness curse~!(they are having writing block for descendants/harry so-slow updates~ but very worth reading)

isle of De vil is a good fic! its a d1/d2 carlos got left behind on the isle fic where he joins the pirates and gets feels for Harry n Uma, its very good-10/10

the line between is a sea three go to Auradon in d1 instead fic! its actually where i first read about the madness curse and just-yoinked it for myself lololololol, its very good, good amount of fluff, angst, yerning, Ben being adnorable, and Gil being a good boi-Huma fic with a side of Ben wanting to date the pirates, its incomplete but so good.

am i good, am i bad, help me figure out who i am? is SUCH a good fic-its complete and a reverse au of D1 that includes the D2 babes-where Ben, Jane, Doug, Lonnie and Aziz(a character from the books) go to the isle instead of the c4 going to Auradon, it includes Bal(cute bal) huma, Lonnie/Jay/carlos, Azis/Jonas, ad Gil/Jane(WHICH IS SO CUTE I CANT), plrently of angst and isle chaos-Lonnie and Aziz join the pirates and Jane is such a brave blue bird in it i love her sm

theres really alot of good fics on a03, thats a good place to look-dont forget to reblog and leave some love for the fics you read on here, and comment and kudos on a03~!

[sky-is-the-limit]

SO TRUE QUEEN I need valeria and alejandro to yell at me in spanish now frfr

And for him to crush my skull with his biceps

I have such a weak spot for Latin American accents djekekekkw

Okay because he'd wrap his arm around your throat like a headlock and fuck you from behind and I'm so confident about that

[peskyfirefly]

for the sleepover weekend...

what artists do you think your fav hq characters listen to??? i know you got excellent taste in music so i'm curious to see what you think! 🥰

omg what a fun question !!! ALSO THANK U everytime u compliment my music taste i start crying

okay i think last time i said my faves were: tsukki, suna, osamu, nishinoya, and suga

tsukki: i would say instrumental music mostly? i think it'd be something good for background music while he's reading wikipedia pages at 3 am. bc i know thats what he does. itd be somethinggg maybe a touch melancholy but mostly kinda pensive/thoughtful. im feeling like adagio in g minor. or maybe happiness does not wait

suna: my emo boy i love uuuu. i know hes a three cheers for sweet revenge stan!! his fave off that album tho... thank you for the venom OR i'm not okay bc he saw the music video and it changed his life (he just like me frfr). but maybe also something less heavy like joji from time to time. i know he heard run and glimpse of us and then cried in bed all night

osamu: hes so chill i know his music has to be moody. maybe not quite angry. but def moody. i dont think he'd listen to anything really heavy so. closest i could think of to that vibe is are you satisfied. like thats what he listens to when hes driving late at night alone

nishinoya: ok i dont know how to explain myself on this one i just know its true. 2000s hits. like low. just fun dance grooving vibes yknow?

suga: oh hes got the mellow music vibes down. kind of the opposite of osamu. he isnt afraid to be a lil out there haha. so i think his music has the soothing vibes. esp when hes teaching. so i pick sunflower to represent that :D

heres some extras tho!! (cause this is fun and i know ur faves too now hehe)

hinata: hes the sunshine boy!! so he'd be listening to bright, happy, pop type songs yknow? unfortunately this is the opposite of my taste so im struggling here. okay yknow how watermelon sugar feels like summer? yeah something like that.... hinata just follows the vibes

oikawa: omggg hes suuuuch a drama queen. he'd be listening to anything with ATTITUDE!! or theatrics. also something about..working hard..... is fighter a weird answer? LOL

[m4sonn]

AHEM

SO now im giving u alot of stuff i’ve thought so far

johnny, pony, and dally all gossip but REFUSE to admit it.

like ask dally and he’s like ‘ion even like those kids’ (NOT TRUE ‼️)

pony’s like ‘it’s not really gossip’ (it is)

johnny just changes subject

the gang finds them at like dairy queen and listens in a little and they’re full-on. ‘DID YOU HEAR’ and insane.

they all never hear the end of it

thank u for letting me yap i need to yap 😛

This is so real, so them frfr.

Random Steve hcs cause I love Steve 😛

- not a big fan of physical affection but physical touch is sodapop’s love language so usually soda is the only one he lets touch him on the regular

- Johnny hugged him once and he just kind of froze ups so wasn’t sure what to do or say, he just awkwardly patted his back

- definitely has a habit of biting his nails

- didn’t land a flip once and banged his head pretty bad on the pavement, he was with soda, twobit, and dally while the rest of the gang was either at work or school. They all laughed but Steve started bleeding a bit and probably got a concussion

- Steve was definitely a crazy ass kid, like some of the shit curly does now (the telephone pole shi) Steve did before, curly was trying to prove that it was easy to get up and down the telephone pole without hurting himself. Obviously it was a lot harder than he thought and he fell off and broke his arm

- will do anything for a dare, like he literally never turns down a dare. You could dare him to lick gum on the sidewalk and he will.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[evangelinesbible]

this is for your funky ass ask game🙄😒 i couldn’t choose between the two so i decided to give you both (im extra). princess eva reminds me of daffy duck from looney tunes and clover from totally spies.

daffy is the epitome of a drama queen lmao, he has an air around him that screams high maintenance and i want it that way (virgo aka 🫵🏾). he’s witty and arrogant (in your case it’s confident), but at the same time you can’t help but love him. he’s also the face of the show let’s bfr and draws in attention just as easily. loves his friends like they’re married but treats them like they’re divorced (us🤭). daffy is also all about his money too (music for you), he’s intent on earning or owning smth on his terms and doesn’t let much get in the way of it.

clover clover clover lmao. she’s gorgeous and she knows it, but has the habit of doubting herself behind closed doors once it’s all said and done. she’s fun and quick to defend her friends, but not afraid to tell them off either (or challenge their opinions). because sam and alex are the “libras” of the group, clover brings in the balance by being the “aries”. clover hyper-fixates on the things she loves—music, fashion, boysss (winnie hacker for you lmao) but it’s because she knows them best. also the secret jokester of the group but only her friends see this side frfr, strangers wouldn’t understand because she’s not joking with them😀.

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sagittarius asc at 22° | 10h libra sun at 22°

7h cancer moon at 2° | 10h libra mercury at 16°

10h scorpio venus at 8° | 2h pisces mars at 2°

Plssss Winnie hacker?! 😭✋

I love the characters you chose for me lmao daffy is a drama queen that’s so true 😭

Ok if didn’t know you and someone just told me your placements and nothing else I’d go-

You’re ASC is conjunct my Pluto exactly(no wonder you’re obsessed with me🥱) but I digress I love Sagittarius rising’s, they’re fun, wise, and since they land in my 4H I see them as family/safe people. I used to be very indifferent on Libras but they kinda growing on me a lil 🤭. Libras are typically very sweet and understanding people, which you are. Your sun is in my 2H which gives a sense of protection for each other and a dynamic that feels grounded. A 10H sun and mercury gives me someone who’s well rounded in how they present themselves and how they speak to others. Especially since yours in in Libra you are a peacemaker and a civil person (when your not being rank booty). Now I do love me some Scorpio placements so you get a pass there I guess 🙄. Especially since it’s opposite mine and that’s an opposites attract type of vibe. The only things in your chart that make me go 😬 is your cancer moon and Pisces mars. Now I’ll give your cry baby moon a pass since it’s in my 11H and that’s great for friendships. But that’s Mars? Nahhhhhh bruh you gots to go 🚶🏽‍♀️you lucky yours conjuncts my Uranus and not my sun cuz I feel like if yours was conjunct my sun I wouldn’t be able to stand you 😭 (I’ve had that synastry before and oml I wanted to kill that hoe)

Overall vibe, yous a real one shawty🗣️🗣️🗣️ it’s still on sight when I see you tho…

[yeonban]

⸻   What is your place in the royal court?

(NIKOLAI GOGOL / real) : the queen.

dignified in your regality, you are a beacon of reason... the true power behind the throne, you take heed of all, cautious in each move you make. some may call you callous in your calculation, but they do not know your heart.

(THE DOA'S CLOWN / guise) : the jester.

you spark humor wherever you wander, always seeking to brighten a room with the roar of laughter. but, you are no fool. you have seen the pain in the world, and you would give anything to keep others from feeling it, too. though, humor is a balm, not a cure. take care you do not merely conceal your tragedy beneath a smile.

Tagged by: @rotjoy Sampo being the king and Nikolai being the queen made me snort outloud, they're a package deal frfr

[dawndelion-winery]

alhaitham treating you like a literal QUEEN (gn)

He doesn't really celebrate birthdays very often, but he takes a few mental notes on where you like to go and what you enjoy doing so he could use it for situations like this.

whatever you enjoy doing on dates he'll do for you BUT EVEN BETTER. I'm thinking of fancy private room restaurant dates with your favorite cuisine.

He opens all the doors for you. He makes sure you're comfortable and happy. His arm is always around your waist to keep you close. He kisses your temple with a sweet whisper wishing you a happy birthday.

He's a more private lover, so his actions will be limited, but very intimate nonetheless (...besides the night time ig...that man spoils you hard for sure)

sorry if this doesn't fit well ;; he's kinda hard to write for since I don't really write for characters like him a lot but he can be very sweet I promise. He's got that late night working husband who comes home tired and melts into your arms vibes cause for once in a while he's actually able to relax yknow

- tired

PRIVATE LOVER ALHAITHAM SO TRUE

Hear me out confronting him for keeping you like a dirty secret not knowing he doesn't see it that way the way he'd hold your face and to look you in the eyes because we stan a king who values proper communication "Why do you insist in misunderstanding my affection for you" holy shit Alhaitham HE'S SO CJSOSJF FRFR

[zsasz-loves-disco]

Victor Zsasz, Joker/Jack, Catwoman

Victor Zsasz:

Gender/Pronouns: *in zsasz voice* gender? What is that? Whatever I don't care (:

Genderless all pronoun or no pronouns they really couldn't care less about it

Sexuality: Pansexual/Omnisexual (I'm not saying they're the same thing but they do broadly overlap and either could work)

He's a switch vers sadistic masochistic bastard and I love him, yes that was a lot of words but it's true

Ships: Jim Gordon or Penguin (Jim as endgame ship in fic or a polycule) him and Butch fucked at least once, him and Headhunter fucked multiple times, him and Barbara fucked at least once, him and 90% of the adult characters fucked... He's a slut (affectionate)

Joker:

Gender/Pronouns: his gender is chaos, chaosgender if you will, and he'll blow you up if you say otherwise... Or clowngender or oh oh... He is a gender and pronoun hoarder, he/she/they/it mainly though it's more like he as is cactus, she as in drag queen, they as in a car full of clowns, and it as in that one horror novel/movie. Their up to experimenting with all neopronouns too and if she ends up not likely one he'll just stab you (:

Sexuality: batman but frfr Pansexual/Omnisexual

Ship: Batman and Bruce Wayne, yes these are sperate for a reason. I like the idea of Joker falling in love with Batman and Bruce Wayne either because he doesn't know they're the same person or because he does but considers them to separate people. Also if anyone tries to say some shit abt Joker and Harley being a good pair I'll kick you straight into the sun idgaf

Catwoman:

Gender/Pronouns: Cis she/he

Sexuality: bisexual, usually goes for rich people so she can steal their stuff

Ships: Bruce Wayne, Ivy (depending)

[huntingingoodwill]

AHHHH!!!! Tell me why I was compelled to check the Peaky Blinders tag today (as I’m currently watching S6 here in the US) and was pleasantly surprised to see you had taken my request!? I had to close the door to my office at work to fully immerse myself in this 😭 Where do I even start?! Holy shit, the way you wrote this totally exceeded my expectations on what I thought could come out of this request. You’re truly an amazing writer and I can’t express how much I adored this. From the imagery, the banter, and how Y/N let herself be briefly vulnerable and sweet only to end up slighted by Tommy! I really enjoyed her slapping him around and shattering glass at his feet. A true queen, tbh 👏🏼 and then this bit? “Don’t bother trying to make it right, because you can’t. Don’t fight for my honour. There was a time I would’ve fought for yours, but now I’m not so sure you have any.” Ughhh, the heartbreak. You truly amaze me :) Thank you once more 🤎 I know for a fact we wouldn’t mind a part 2 *wink wink* 😉 jk jk! Or am I? 🤔

AHHH it was the universe frfr… im so happy you got to see it!! and omg closing your office door to read fic… what a girlboss.

!!!! thank you so so much im so happy you liked it! and im especially happy you like that line because i was a little pleased with it myself HAHAHA

but thank you sm :))

[zekebush]

so i posted a pic of my ex on my finsta like last night or sum recent...first time i think i’ve ever even said her name or shown her face cause i seriously did NOT want ty to clown me...and i just now realized like 20 mins ago her one of her BEST friends follows my finsta 🤡🤦🏾‍♂️ but i also don’t wanna delete it cause the shits true man. i’ll forever be a better man bc of that woman. she breathed LIFE into me i stg and i couldn’t even love her properly. to be fair, i literally just started LEARNING how to love MYSELF properly but still no excuses cause she gave me the world frfr. and i just cheated...like on a continual basis. 🤡🤡 she really was good to me but i let the bad and the outside get to me and then i left her and still continued taking her for granted 🤦🏾‍♂️ some days i definitely wish i’d done the last 4 years differently but i also neverrrrrr would’ve gotten to the enlightened point i’m at rn and i’m in a good space. a better space, much better. my mental, physical, emotional AND spiritual has aalllll improved. it’s just the relational that’s suffered. both platonic and intimate. but at this point neither seems like they’ll work out to my benefit.

i’d really like another chance with my nepali queen..