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I just watched as you are (2016) and I'm SO unwell.....all the theories....I'm atysgshhwhsgshgsgsv help

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guys i think this movie actually ruined me forever btw

i’ll be rotting in my room if you need me

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Things Barty has always done (in relation to Evan) that are, now that he looks back on it, Not So Straight:

- Tracing Evan’s tattoos

- Feeling the need to always be touching Evan in some way

- Wrapping an arm around his waist

- Using that ^ action as an excuse to smell Evan’s hair

- Wanting Evan, more than anyone else, to laugh at his jokes

- Sitting with his head in Evan’s lap when on the couch in the common room

- Liking to whisper things into Evan’s ear much more often than strictly necessary

- Getting all grouchy whenever Reg or Dorcas made fun of Evan for having a crush on a mysterious person, who Barty could never figure out who it was (not for lack of trying, though, because he really wanted to strangle whoever it was as soon as possible)

- Lying in bed, thinking about going over to Evan’s bed and sleeping there for the night because he’s feeling too stressed to fall asleep

- Actually going over to Evan’s bed, and falling asleep almost instantly, listening to the sound of Evan’s breathing

- Thinking that “Evan deserves someone better than [insert name of whoever Evan is currently dating here]. If it were me dating him, I’d treat him much better.”

- Him forgetting how to form a coherent sentence the first time he sees Evan wearing his glasses, and then still being caught off guard every time he sees Evan wearing his glasses

- Trying his hardest to make Evan blush (he’s gotten quite good at it, too)

- Being content to just sit and stare at Evan, even though Barty is well known for his restless energy and short attention span

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I'm- THIS IS SO GOOD PLEASE 🥺

I don't know what to text here. This was supposed to be a Halloween post, but I didn't want to wait that long 😔✌️

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born to read marauders fanfiction forced to contribute to society

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Frankenstein au where Barty is the monster and Evan is Frankenstein 👀

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When I write drabbles for myself in my free time Barty is bad shit psycho, borderline maniacal, extremely insane, and visceral like top tier, a-list psych ward-worthy freak.

And I js never post them because idek how my mind comes up with this stuff, and I don't need y'all thinking I'm as insane as him...

soOOoOaoo yea...and how's everyone's day?

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Evan Rosier Headcanons Pt. 1

Appearance/Physical

Evan is light-skinned half-Argentinian half French

He's got heterochromia (right eye pale blue, left eye jade green)

His hair is a natural light blond and it's probably a mix of 3A and 2C

I like Trans Masc Evan especially if he's twins with Trans Femme Pandora but I think we're rlly sleeping on intersex Ev. (Cis Evan works great too. Depends on the context for me for any gender Identity.)

He's got so, so many freckles. Barty likes to trace them with his tongue.

He has broad shoulders and a naturally slim waist, and he used to be super insecure about it (especially when ppl would call him a girl for having a slimmer waist) that he took to baggier clothes. But do not get me wrong he never showed his insecurity to anyone (minus panda) anyone who made fun of him was hexed, if not by him then by Barty or Reg.

I don't think he's exactly short, probably around 5"9 - 5"11 depending on the context, but next to (my) Barty literally anyone looks like an ant sooOOoOoOoOOoO.

He has long lashes, Mary is jealous when she finds out and he tells her she can have them.

Pandora accidentally charmed his hair ginger once and he kept it for like a month because he didn't want her to feel bad and he insisted he loved it. (Barty sure liked it, but he was glad to see blond Ev back when the time came.)

Evan has a phatty and it jiggles when he walks fucking fite me....(Barty sure appreciates it. Especially since his ass is all bones flat mf.)

his aesthetic falls on like a mix of skater boi and dark academia

He's got Barty's name tatted on his lower back (and snakes on his hips), and you'd think Barty would want to brag about it but no. Barty is the only one who sees it and the only one who knows.

He and Panda have matching tattoos. (Idk what tho so tell me what you think)

He wears silver jewelry only

that's all I've got rn, lmk if you've got any more :]

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I'm crying heLp 🖐😭

Rosekiller being wolfstar 2.0 is always so fucking funny

Like yk james just stared at them, eye twitching, bc he's already been through this once he does not need to suffer again

Barty: id fuck you rosie, no homo tho

Evan: yeah youre hot, no homo tho

James: *currently pulling his hair out*

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no cause why is every single of of these accurate 🖐😭

Rosekiller texts (barty in gray evs in blue)

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so cute 🥹

a silly high school musical AU i wrote about on twitter hehe

adam is troy and kai is grabriella

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Someone please gimme good south park fic recs <3

I'm starving I need to be fed 😩

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I need to stop saying I'll write fics.....cause I do but it takes up all my free time <3 🤧

(already on chapter 3 of my short rosekiller fic)

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I need a fic of just Barty and Evan interacting with baby Luna. Idc if it's short or long, if they're raising her entirely, or they're just silly uncles or whatever the fact I just need it.

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he's so me coded *said arrogantly cause fuck I'm amazing 🤧*

posts that remind me of barty crouch jr (because he’s deeply special to me)

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I will die on the hill that Barty Crouch jr is a fucking monster with his height.

You can imagine these characters however you want I respect that 100% but to me, Barty will always be fucking inhumanely tall. Like Reg is always kicking him in the knees tall. Like his legs don't fit under desks properly tall. Like he hits his head on door frames tall. Like he's got chronic neck pain from looking down at people tall. Like his feet hang off the bed tall. Like his 1st impression of meeting Evan's mom was him hitting his head on their chandelier and making her laugh properly for the first time in years, tall.

He's just really fucking tall 🤷🏽.

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Okay, one last question regarding this post before I finish writing it :)

(left to interpretation means when I write the smut I'll refrain from specifying Evan's genitals so you can decide all that :))