#tumblr doing dumb shit again

[longwuzhere]

Tumblr is doing more dumb shit. You can opt out when this goes live, but that fact that its even happening at all is fucking stupid.

[everlastiingiimmortals]

ah... my bingos... long buried.......

[triglycercule]

This is a question related to the mtt hobbies answer that you wrote, the murder trio go around the multiverse and live in a place together, then what happend to horrortale au and horrortale papyrus? If the murder trio got to meet horrortale papyrus how would it go? (The meeting propably wouldnt end well with more canon mtt haha)

aaaaa i dont think it through to be honest when i talk about that concept. they just do. maybe horrortale's issues are already solved and aliza's already gone through horrortale and somehow fixed the hellhole (ALIZA MY GOAT PLEASE SAVE HORRORTALE I DON'T CARE IF IT TAKES 10 YEARS‼️‼️‼️) by the time that horror somehow meets dust and killer (since i dont see a feasible way that horrortale could be fixed outside of aliza or outside intervention.) or maybe he just visits from time to time. and by time to time i mean probably quarterly weekly. idk sorry i cant be bothered to think about it,,, they just do. anyways bad answer i KNOW I KNOW put the tomatoes down pls PLS

if the mtt met horror paps? horror would obviously do his little bantering thing with paps (he's probably revealing every single one of horror's embarrassing moments to them as they speak and horror's desperately trying to get him to shut up because he can tell. dust and killer are piiiiiiissed.) dust is probably like eerily calm during the whole thing. he manages to hold up a conversation pretty well with horror paps and gets along with him good enough without mentioning that theres a ghost version of him screaming asking why dust is ignoring phantom paps. meanwhile killer is mostly silent during it too probably only responding when he's spoken too. i mean like killer already doesn't like being around papyruses (papyri? papyri is so shitty i dont like it we will be saying papyruses) and then seeing horror's papyrus??? what the FUCK happened to horror paps??? sunken in eyes and cracks in his bones and those jagged teeth AND THEN THE FUCKING CROOKED SPAGHETTI????

needless to say once horror paps is gone all of them get into a biiiiig fight. dust drops the cool act because he's not gonna lose his cool around a papyrus but also he's absolutely fuming. he can tell that the changes that phantom papyrus has gone through have something to do with horror with the way that he's acting. killer is also incredibly irritated too (surpringly. being around papyruses just gets him like that) and seeing papyrus like that just gets him upset and angry. like wtf horror did you even TRY with keeping your papyrus safe??? at least killer reset his au and now papyrus is living an unharmed life (with minor concerns about killer's whereabouts but he'll ignore that for now) but horror paps looks so fucked up that there is no WAY that horror tried to prevent him from getting to that point

obviously they fight and many many many many MANY words are said about eachother's characters and the state they left their respective papyruses in. horror knows damn well that horrortale paps's state is because of him but he regretted telling paps to eat humans and neither dust nor killer knew the struggle of living with that guilt and how much he regrets it so they dont get to drag him for not trying hard enough to keep papyrus safe. dust is definitely getting some low blows here and there (but he's getting fucking assisted by phantom paps so he's got some of the deepest hitting insults) and he's definitely getting ganged up on for killing his papyrus and like. not even attempting to leave him alive in someway shape and form aside from the absolute insult that is phantom paps. surprisingly killer is winning this fight because he left his papyrus in a relatively good state. even though he's in a more emotional state than he normally is and would've absolutely OBLITERATED dust and horror in the fight in stage 2 he's actually doing pretty well. probably because hororr and dust dont really have anything to drag him on. they might bring up how something new papyrus is searching for killer but like,,,, is that really that bad compared to how they left their papyruses

[starfieldcanvas]

"white people stop" — that's my race tag.

WOW.

FUCKING WOW.

Racist much?

i am a white people

[master-gatherer]

It's fascinating how in reaction to the crab day idea half my dashboard is like "Tumblr is awful do not give them one red cent let the motherfucker burn" and the other half is like "let's save the rec center 🙂"

[peppermintstarsonamintyway]

tumblr distressTM

Maizie jumpscare

[moe-broey]

Man..

[thirstyvampyr]

why did you unfollow m- now you're blocked i hope this helps

[catgirlwarrior]

I'm not talking about bigotry, or being a cunt or anything. Just something stupid in response to what you said that wasn't particularly aimed at you, it's just their reaction, but it's dumb as hell.

[somewhat-intelligent]

Every time I load up my dash, I—

🦀 Summon Crab! 🦀

—and it truly is the best.

I just scroll while some little guys run around? Hell yeah. 10/10 Perfect content. 🥹❤️🦀

[revivethesleeping]

You know what.. hyperspecific pokemon poll.

This poll is made on impulse.

You can reblog if you want, so more people vote on this.

[theevilicecreamsoda]

If you think any identities are invalid based on you think “they’re silly” or “they’re doing gender wrong” please listen to yourself 😐 Is that not the same rhetoric on why people think gay or trans people are wrong? That they don’t provide children or are doing sex “wrong” or gender “wrong”. You all are eating up terf and radfem bullshit, like we are just going back to the aspec discourse that was so fucking prevalent on this site 😐

[megaawkwardhuman]

Heeeeeey y'all remember that time I wrote a one shot and accidentally ended up staying up until like 4 am?

So it may or may not have happened again last night

[nullians]

I sometimes still catch myself thinking “Man, I just wanna die” (I know this is not true) but then I see my mother and go “No, I just wanna live without these people around me” and then I do one dig deeper and make peace with what I really mean and that’s “I have to outlive you because I fucking deserve to have a life outside of this bullshit” and yeah. Much better. It doesn’t help that both of them (grandmother and mother) like to occasionally tell us their dying scenarios. Like. Thanks. Can you like. Try to not make my desire to flee worse. Because I don’t want to wish you death but it’s like. Not going to get better if you just do this. Get help.

[caricature-of-a-witch]

I swear by the time I have finished this paper there will be claw marks in my brain matter because I have to forcibly drag it towards and hold it to the document in order to get anything done there's a magnetic force repelling the two things and I am so tired

It's gonne be the shittiest least coherent paper in the history of papers and if I end up having tortured my brain for nothing and not passing the course I don't know how I'll deal with that lol

[actually-factually-autistic]

Do y’all ever keep a running commentary with your dog?

Like how else will I let her know she’s the goodest girl & also she shouldn’t eat all the stray cigarette butts she sees.

Then you’re minding your business,

but suddenly!

***a dead mouse appears***

And now you’re telling you’re dog, “we don’t eat dead mice,” like you’re the one who tried to scarf down a decomposing sidewalk corpse,

because you didn’t want her to feel bad about it.

But now someone is looking at you like you’ve grown a third head?

…Yeah, me neither. /s /j