#tumblrs plmm contest

[collineato]

harry sopping wet du bois at it again

Artistic rendition of this post by @handwrittenhello 

[absolute-hooligan]

Why Harry Du Bois should win The Poorest Little Meow Meow competition:

My first play through I attempted to punch a child for being a little shit, and proceeded to fall flat on my face.

Not only did I get hurt in the process but I actually died from the sheet embarrassment of losing to this literal child.

Vote Harry Du Bois, he quite literally deserves it.

[godspeedmajortom]

Hi, my name is Harrier Du Bois, and this is my video essay for why I am tumblr's poor little meow meow 2023

("Party Time" by The Northern Boys || Art by @bearshome_art)

[sukunasbabygirl]

Anakin is currently losing to Vriska in the Tumblr’s Poor Little Meow Meow contest and I think we should start a passionate campaign to boost Anakin because he IS the definition of pathetic wet meow meow and Vriska can’t even come close to his wetness!!

I have seen too many good meow meows fall to Vriska and I shan’t see the truest meow meow of them all fall to her! We as a meow meow nation are blinded by the truth!

Anakin ‘I killed children so my wife and my own kids would survive childbirth’ Skywalker cannot lose. He did not commit countless genocides and war crimes to lose to Vriska! This madness ends now! Anakin Skywalker - Darth Vader - is arguably one of the first poor little meow meows, and are we really going to let him lose it all now? Zuko fought valiantly for this effort. Should we not avenge him while also voting for the only correct option?

VOTE ANAKIN TODAY!!

[handwrittenhello]

FINAL ROUND!!

Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow Contest

Remember, don't just vote for your fave! Consider who is the...

POOREST,

LITTLEST,

MEOW MEOW!!!

[brainrotdotorg]

I didn’t draw this for nothing. We all know who really won today because we didn’t have to commit voter fraud to get this far

[zkyeline]

guys PLEASE you need to understand the evidence I present here isn’t even doing his poorlittlemeowmeowness justice we need to pull that ratio higher #HARRYSWEEPS

[kaijukebox]

It’s fine, it’s far funnier this way…

[sexygaywizard]

The fact that if Vriska ever saw Harry du Bois she would absolutely viciously insult him and there is like an 80% chance that Harry would literally and actually die on the spot from it is proof that Vriska is no match for him in a poor meow meow competition

[thoughtgained]

If Harry wins the poor little meow meow poll I’ll make a new version of this cursed game sleeve that includes both his pathetic loserman title AND his poor little meow meow title. It’s gonna look like that Arkham city game by the time I’m done with it.

[moonsun2010]

It's ok Harry. We loved you.

[fish-in-the-aquarium]

He's got no point, he's not an icon, he's not a legend but he is the OUR POOREST LITTLE MEOW MEOW KING AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT

[flareguncalamity]

people in the poor little meow meow threads are all like “ohhhh howl is hot ohhhh he lives in a castle ohhhh he has powers he’s not a poor little meow meow” EXCUSE ME. his english major ass mullet having ass does NOT have his life together. i mean god for starters his castle isn’t even fucking real and it’s powered by a cursed demon he gave his whole ass HUMAN HEART to. he turns into a puddle of slime when he fucks up his hair dye by accident. his house is so nasty and be-spidered that he has to pay his fucking girlfriend to clean it. this man owns two cups. He’s in his twenties. in the book he catches something called a “forever cold” and then simply has a cold for the rest of the book. and then sophie throws weed killer in his face the first time he tries to confess his feelings. he is scared of his ex girlfriend who wants to chop his head off and turn him into a frankenstein and instead of doing anything about it he “””””””hides””””” in a giant castle and sulks on the floor. in the movie he is literally slowly turning into a bird. hello? he gets a forever cold. he spends the whole book with a forever cold. he’s not a poor little meow meow? he has a fucking forever cold. look at him. A Forever Cold.

[bramble-bug-ramble]

vote for your soggiest newspaper before it's too late!

[sukunasbabygirl]

The tumblr PLMM contest is my favourite contest ever because I just love Poor Little Meow Meows and maybe Vriska has committed five thousand war crimes but I will die on the hill that Izzy is more wet and pathetic - he’s so soggy it’s tragic.

I’m sorry, I’m leaving my homestucks roots behind for some weird homophobic gay pirate man 💔

As a whole though I sorta hope Anakin is crowned the number one poor little meow meow though. I’m sorry but he’s got the war crimes, the wetness, the patheticness, the apologists, the mass genocide of his own religion and home, the self-made tragedy-

Either that or Will Graham. Yeah that guy is soaking wet.

As a whole though I hope people aren’t being too intense or aggressive about it. I think this is one of the funniest poll ideas and we should all just have a silly time with it!

[handwrittenhello]

Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow Contest

Remember, don't just vote for your fave! Consider who is the SCRUNCHIEST, MOST MISERABLE, and has made the WORST CHOICES.