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INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT 

Hannah begins to ascend the stairs when Cricket stops her.

CRICKET

Don’t go upstairs, we need to have a talk.

HANNAH 

What?

Cricket, Brooks and Hannah sit in the living room. The atmosphere is awkward and filled with tension.

CRICKET

You and your friend were drinking downstairs last night.

Hannah begins to roll her eyes.

HANNAH

What are you talking about?

CRICKET

Don’t lie to us!

Hannah is visibly frustrated.

CRICKET

Your dad found a bunch of empty wine bottles and alcohol in your room.

HANNAH

You went through my stuff? That’s so messed up!

CRICKET

We don’t have a choice because you’re constantly lying to us.

Hannah doesn’t see it the way her parents do. 

HANNAH

You’re being so dramatic.

This makes Cricket angry. Brooks makes a noise like he can’t believe what Hannah is saying.

CRICKET

You’re an alcoholic, you need help like a program or-

Hannah holds out a hand in front of Cricket’s face and the whole scene freezes. Hannah turns to the camera.

HANNAH

Hold on a second because I’m going to need to take a poll here. Did I drink with my friend in my parents basement when they specifically told me not to?

Hannah turns to face another camera and we switch camera angles. 

HANNAH

Yes.

Cuts back to a scene of Hannah and her friend drinking. We cut back to Hannah who gets up from her seat. Her parents are still frozen in place in the background. Hannah begins to walk, the set morphing from the living room into an unknown space. 

HANNAH

But am I the worst for it? Probably, yeah. But lets play the devils advocate.

Hannah comes to stand in front of a big screen and continues to talk.

HANNAH

It’s 2022. Shows like Euphoria have influenced culture beyond the point of “just being a show”. Drinking, drugs, sex, it’s everywhere you look. For my generation, alcohol and drugs are just a fact of life. Compared to some of the shit going down with people my age, the shit I do might as well be cross stitch and hymn reviewal. 

We cut back to the previous scene, Hannah is back sitting on the couch next to her parents who are still frozen in place. She turns back to them and the scene resumes. 

BROOKS

I still can’t believe you had the gall to ask us to smoke weed here. T-

Hannah turns to look back at the camera again, freezing everything into place. 

HANNAH

That one’s totally unfair.

Yes, I asked if I could smoke weed, an illegal substance, in my parent’s home but come on I was trying to be responsible!

I could…

INT. CRACK DEN - DAY

Hannah’s arm is tied as someone is shooting something into her arm with a syringe.

HANNAH

…be doing heroin in a crack den but sue me for trying to smoke weed in the safety of my home.

Am I being unreasonable?

It’s not like I’m going to parties every night and getting black out drunk-

INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Brooks unfreezes himself and cuts Hannah off.

BROOKS

(sarcastically)

Well who knows what you got up to in college.

The comment clearly bothers Hannah. She turns back to the camera. 

HANNAH

(annoyed)

But I’m not, I'm drinking with a friend at home. And-

INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT 

Cricket unfreezes herself and cuts Hannah off.

CRICKET

You’re a different person when you drink!

BROOKS

You’re a completely different person.

Hannah stands and frantically tries to reach the camera.

HANNAH

(Shouting)

Wait!

INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

It’s the same living room but it is clearly a different day. Hannah is very drunk and Brooks is trying to yank a beer out of Hannah’s grasp.

We see the current version of Hannah sitting in the background, the camera goes to her. 

HANNAH

(talking to the camera)

You had to show them an example?

The camera moves up and down as though it’s nodding.

Hannah rolls her eyes and then waves a hand at the camera as though to say ‘go on’.

HANNAH

(past version)

Let go!

BROOKS

Stop!

The camera turns back to Hannah who is viewing the scene.

HANNAH

Don’t look at me like that, I get it, I’m not myself when I drink.

INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

We are back to the original scene where Cricket unfreezes and begins talking.

CRICKET

We love the normal Hannah, she’s kind and funny and great to be around. But when you drink you become a different person.

The camera pans across.

INT. STAGE - DAY

Hannah stands on the stage dressed in a Jekyll and Hyde costume. 

HANNAH

Haha very funny. 

Hannah begins walking off the stage, her shoes clicking loudly and muttering angrily, taking off the costume.

INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Hannah sits back down on the couch in-between her parents who are still frozen in mid conversation. Hannah is wiping makeup off her face with a makeup wipe. 

HANNAH

Continue.

The two unfreeze and continue the argument.

CRICKET

You need help. You need a program or something.

HANNAH

That is so dramatic!

Hannah turns back to the camera.

HANNAH

See here the fucking deal with this. I probably could use some help, holy fucking shit who couldn’t but my parents don’t see it the way I see it. My mom envisions me giving up drinking and like alcohol was the evil all along I’m transformed back to my normal, wonderful self. 

What she doesn’t get is this person she keeps talking about, the me I am when I don’t drink? Not a real fucking person.

The scene changes.

INT. STAGE - ?

Hannah stands on the stage back in costume.

HANNAH

Are you fucking kidding me? Stop doing that! 

Hannah sighs. She turns so that all we can see is the Hyde part of the costume.

HANNAH

My mom, bless her, thinks the real me is Hyde. It isn’t.

Hannah turns the other way so that all we can is the Jekyll part of the costume.

HANNAH

She thinks alcohol turns me into Jekyll, the me that’s hell bent on ruining my life. The truth is…

Hannah turns to face the camera so that she shows both the Jekyll and Hyde costume. 

HANNAH

It’s more something like this. You know ‘we all have both light and darkness in us’ or some shit. 

Hannah points her finger menacingly at the camera.

HANNAH

And no, don’t you dare call me a Harry Potter adult. I like Harry Potter a reasonable amount as an adult. I am not obsessed, don’t you dare fucking compare me to those Disney adult freaks!

The point is, this Hyde version of myself that my mother loves so much isn’t really me either. The bullshit I put up with my parents isn’t the real me! The idea that I’m myself with my parents is laughable. 

And more to the point, she thinks if we separate Jekyll from Hyde by getting rid of alcohol, then everything is magically fixed. 

Hannah pushes a big red button that makes a large lit up X appear over her head coupled with a loud game show sound used for wrong answers.

HANNAH

To really fix this shit would mean actually getting down to the root of my deep rooted issues. And that is not something she actually wants to do. 

My family has two ways of dealing with this shit. Shoving it down. And ignoring it.

She doesn’t want to talk about why I’m constantly depressed and unsatisfied with life, she’s already convinced it’s just due to too much alcohol and a lack of exercise and ‘if I really just pull myself up by the bootstraps I would excel so much, so many people love my wonderful personality’ blah blah blah

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The Kidz on the Hill Pilot ep1 by Terrell Matthews

Written by: Terrell Matthews

La’Rose Productions

3/29/2019

The Hill

Episode one pilot :

Name MOMMA AIN’T RAISE NO THIEF

Characters

Brandon main character 13-16 about his life and his day to day struggles of being a teen growing up and a child in a household

Tez Brandon’s older brother 16-18 range gives Brandon a head time picking and fighting with him on a daily basis he got held back one year

Mom Brandon mom fun sassy typical black mother strong independent with feisty comebacks she’s a bargain beetle loves to save money anywhere she can works 9-5

Dad kind of sits back and goes with flow of things , steps in and clears up situations if needed. Works hard typically gone working multiple jobs throughout day

Dave : store manager , knows of family from visits in store but doesn’t know them personally on a talk to basis brandon sees him all the time when visiting the local corner store

Star: Brandon’s neighbor and girlfriend She a book worm always steers to do what’s right

Post : Brandon’s best friend since childhood

Fat katt neighborhood bully , short tough guy gets into trouble picks on the kids but is cool with at times age range 17-19

Summary brief overview :

This episode will be about Brandon who is facing the beaughborhood tough guy named fat katt who pressures Brandon into stealing a drink from a dollar store and ultimately getting caught by the store manager. After getting caught the manager kicks Brandon out of the store and bans him from the property. At the time Brandon is relieved because the police aren’t called as well as his mother will not find out of his wrong doings. He gets home and tells his brother tez about the ordeal. He no longer has fat kat on his mind it’s more about avoiding moms trips to the store as a family unit as well as avoid running the errand of going to the store to pick up whatever essential item was needed. the first few times brandon mom ask him to run to the store his brother would go for him until he started to blackmail him so he recruited his next door neighbor who was also his girlfriend she would go for him until a day cane were neither his brother or his Girl could help what is he gonna do will he tell His mom and receive the wrath of evil or work it out with the manager so he is welcomed back on the property

THE HILL

Momma ain’t raise No Thiefs

Brandonis sitting on the side of his bed lacing his shoes. tez is laying in his bed on his side of the room tossing a ball up and down...

Brandon

you coming out today bro

Tez:

yeah I’m about to just relax here for a second and finish this movie up

Brandon:

aight bro I’m about to go out and see who all out there

Tez:

aight cool bro do your thing

Brandon gets up checks the mirror and walks down the stairs and out of the front door , he grabs the basketball off the patio and starts to bounce it as he Walks out the gate

Brandon:

what’s good fat katt

Fat katt:

ahid it my birthday what you got for me

Brandon :

I’m bout to hit up the store , I got you what you want

Fat katt:

Ohhh forreal , lemme get a drink

Brandon:

A drink ?

FAT KATT:

Yeah a drink did I stutter

Brandon :

aight bro I got you, just keep your hands to your self. Happy birthday by the way I’ll be right back

Brandon walks across street To plaza with store

Brandon

(Looks at Dave nods, and continues )

Dave is the store manager late 40s white, after seeing Dave as Brandon enters the store Brandon’s proceeds to the middle aisle where the candy was displayed. He grabs a pack of sour punch and some gum and walks towards the back. After placing the items in his pocket he lowers his shirt to hide the items discreetly. Now he is headed to the coolers grabs a drink heads to the back and placed it in his pocket. Big bulge sticking out very noticeable . After mustering up courage Brandon walks towards the front and makes eye contact with Dave and a customer chatting, looking and pointing in brandons direction. he swiftly picks up the pace

DAVE

Hey kid come here

Brandon

Ignores ...

DAVE

Brandon get over here

Brandon

(HE KNOWS BRANDON FROM THE NUMEROUS VISITS INSIDE THE STORE ALSO HIS FAMILY WOULD COME IN ON OCCASION)

Yes Dave ,

DAVE

I know what you have done , take out the items or I will call the police

Brandon

I don’t know what your talking about

DAVE

Seriously ? ? A customer saw you

Brandon

Here ... (takes out items sets on counter

DAVE

You’re lucky I don’t call the authorities and turn you in, for now you are no longer allowed in my store now get out of here

Brandon

Man , okay it’s whatever

Brandon exits store and heads home

By this time Brandon is on his way home and enters into his room no longer thinking about fat katt and what will happen when he never brings his drink but instead how he will keep this secret from his mother .

Brandon

Bro guess what just happen

Tez

Tell me when this goes on commercial

Brandon

But bro

TEZ

Shhh

Commercial plays

Brandon

You ready

Tez

Go ahead

Brandon

Man tell me why I was in the store and I was going to grab something right for me and fat katt but I end up getting caught

TEZ

(Interest peak) oh word what happen what was you tryna get

Brandon

You wouldn’t believe it Bro , well I had the candy and gum but then fat katt wanted a drink

Tez

Wait what ? A drink

Brandon

Yeah bro a drink

TEZ

So you had a whole drink in your pocket ... don’t tell me you had ..... a.... whole..... bottle drink.... in your shorts pockets (laughter ensues )

Brandon

Yeah man, (unamused) well anyway I get caught by Dave and he basically kicked me out the store and I can’t go back ,

Tez

So what you going to do when mom wants you to go ?

Brandon

That’s where you Come in at fool.. you gotta have my back on this one I’ll owe you big time

TEZ

Laughter calming down I don’t know bro I might help you I don’t know if I want to get in the middle

Brandon

Forreal bro all the times I done helped you forreal

TEZ

Aight aight bro I got you

Brandon

Okay cool bro good looking.

SCENE ENDS

Brandon mom is in the kitchen making lunch she needs paper plates and battery’s from the store. being that there is a plaza across the complex she wants one of the boys to go.

MOM

Teeezz, Brrraaanndon

BRANDON TEZ

Yes

MOM

I need one of you to clean the bathroom and one of your to run to the store to grab some paper plates and battery’s

Brandon

I’ll clean the bathroom

MOM

No since your so quick to choose Tez you go clean the bathroom and Brandon you go to the store

Brandon

But mm

Mom

But what ?

Brandon

Nothing yes ma’am

MOM

That’s what I thought. Here is the money and bring my change back all of it Hurry back

BRANDON

Yes mom

Brandon looks at tez they are both looking at each other as they go up stairs one to clean the bathroom and one to get his things to go to the store.

TEZ

I tried nothing I could do bro good luck lol

Brandon

This isn’t funny man idk what to do

Tez

Lol chuckles better figure out something quick, why don’t you just tell her what happen

Brandon

Yeah so she can kill me right, I mines well get a shovel and dig my Own grave

Tez

Lol yeah your right well you better get going

Brandon

Man this is wild it’s cool I think I might have a plan

BRANDON EXITS HOUSE

Brandon’s knocks on neighbors door waiTing for answer

STAR

Hey what’s up bran

Brandon

Hey I need a quick favor are you able to do it for me

STAR

Sure

Brandon

It May sound weird but I need you to go to the store for me

STAR

Egg can’t you go

Brandon

I can’t go because I got kicked out

STAR

What

Brandon

Yeah long story short I kicked out for trying to take something I wasn’t supp..

Star

YOU WERE STEALING

Brandon

Not to loud girl, my mom doesn’t know and I’m trying to keep it that way

STAR

Why were you stealing

Brandon

It’s a long story I was just getting something for fat kat but it’s whatever I’m not worried about it right now

STAR

Well you need to be

Brandon

You going to go for me or what my mom is life key waiting for me to come back like yesterday

Star

Okay okay i guess I’ll help you but your going to need to figure this out in the future because I’m not going to be able to go to the store for you just any time especially without telling my mom anything and I’m just leaving randomly when you come or ask

Brandon

I understand I’ll get it all figured out I promise , thank you for helping .

Walking to store

STAR

So what I’m I getting

Brandon

Just a pack of paper plates and some double AA batteries

STAR

Okay Brandon I’ll get them for you , you owe me (blows a kiss to Brandon as she walks into store)

BRAndon

(Brandon waits outside until star is finished )

Star

Here ( hands him the Bag)

BRANDON

Thanks your the greatest you don’t know how much I appreciate it

STAR

Yeah I know your mom would kill you and kill me for helping you

Brandon

Yeah your right , I owe you I’ll make it up for sure

Brandon hugs star

Brandon

I’ll call you later And fill you in on all the detais in which happens, thanks again

STAR

No problem i got you babes

BRANDON WALKS INTO HOUSE

Brandon

Here you go mom and here’s the change for you

Mom

Go ahead and keep it baby

Brandon

Thank you

Brandon runs up stairs into his room while tez still is cleaning the bathroom

MOM

(Looks In bag shuffles around) Breeaanndooon

Brandon

Yessssssssss

NO RESPONSE

Yeeeeesssss

NO RESPONSE BRANDON RUNS DOWN STAIRS

Brandon

Yes mom

MOM

You got AA batteries

Brandon

Yes that’s what you said right ?

MOM

No

Brandon

What did you say

MOM

I said triple AAA batteries Brandon, no go back and get the correct ones, here’s the receipt

Brandon

Can tez go this time and I’ll finish the bathroom

MOM

No Brandon can I have my change back?

Brandon

Okay okay mom I’ll go now

As Brandon is leaving the house he sees star and her family leaving the neighborhood in her mom's car

Brandon

Dang there goes my chance at asking her again

basketball bouncing in distance Brandon goes to investigate. (Follow link to finish)

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Undercover Operations- A 21st Century Robin Hood Script

Hey guys and fellow fans of Robin Hood,

I've recently been working on a script that I started way back in 2015. I've always been fascinated with the legend of Robin Hood but, have been more invested in it after rewatching the BBC TV series starring Jonas Armstrong in the lead role.

Watching the episodes again made me wonder how would the legend be retold if the story was set in the 21st century. So I decided to find out and I began writing a script. The characters are based on the actors' portrayals of their characters on the TV show. However to make it fit within the time period, I changed a few of the names. It is a political thriller,

Enjoy a snippet from it. Let me know if you'd like to read more of it and I'll see what I can do xx

SCENE 1 INT. A BOARDROOM IN AN OFFICE BUILDING

A meeting of The Chancellor, his deputy, his most trusted MP and the MP’s daughter

NOTTINGHAM MP Knight, I’ve called a private meeting because Prince has some pressing matters he would like us to deal with. I have also agreed to allow your daughter to be privy to this conversation because I know she has desires to be part of my cabinet.

EDWARD I’m sure she appreciates the privilege.

NOTTINGHAM Yes, I’m sure she does. Now, the Prime Minister, John Prince has informed me the economy is hitting a downfall. He’s asked what is to be done so the government can prevent an economic crisis.

EDWARD At the moment, there are some policies in place to prevent an economic collapse. People paying their taxes should also help inflate the stock markets. If anything, it look likes the economy should be stable.

NOTTINGHAM Well, it seems like whatever is currently in place, is not working. As his chief advisor, it’s my job to make sure we are able to prevent an economic crisis. Not create one. If it seems that we cannot run a government properly, we can say goodbye to our jobs. Losing our jobs would also mean Prince could be out of No 10 and that will cause another general election. Now, we don’t want that, do we, MP Knight?

EDWARD No, of course not. What do you suggest we do then?

Guy cuts in

GUY Sir, I suggest we review some of the current policies and see if any of them can be amended. If not, then we’ll start writing up a new one.

NOTTINGHAM Gisborne, that is not a bad idea. You can inform the Prime Minister of this solution. In the meantime, raise the taxes by 5%. This should help in the short term. I’m sure the public will be happy to pay a bit more.

MARIAN That is unfair...

Nottingham glares at her

MARIAN Forgive me, Chancellor, I don’t mean to over step. However, increasing the taxes by even that small amount will put pressure on those already struggling. Those on benefits will not be able to provide for their families if they have to pay more in taxes. You’re forcing them to become homeless.

EDWARD Marian, please stay out of this. This matter is not your concern.

MARIAN Not my concern? I’m part of this meeting, am I not?

NOTTINGHAM Unofficially yes. Officially no. Therefore, you don’t get a say in the matter.

GUY Shall I write up the outline for the new policy then, sir?

NOTTINGHAM Yes, start the proceedings and while you’re at it, inform the Prime Minister. Meeting adjourned.

Everyone gets up to leave. Marian and Guy are the last to leave the boardroom

MARIAN Guy, you can’t let him do this. People are struggling enough already in this country. How does he expect them to pay more into taxes if they can hardly pay their bills?

GUY What can I do, Marian? I can’t go against the Chancellor’s orders. My reputation will be on the line if I do. He’ll have me fired if I can’t do my job.

MARIAN Is your reputation more important than showing people a little humanity?

GUY No, of course it isn’t. But, what else can I do? Marian, please. Like your father said, don’t meddle in stuff that doesn’t concern you. Not if you want to have a position in this building.

Guy exits

Marian sighs heavily

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A idea some people came to me and asked for help with a script and character development their movie idea consisted of a bounty hunter who has a friend who betrays him in the end here’s my twist on the story and what I have so far check out the link for part of the script I am still currently working on it .

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happy happy birthday!!

Aaah, thank you so much!

[glindaupland]

peony, locust

Peony: what’s your favorite hot beverage?

hot chocolate with an unholy amount of tiny marshmallows

Locust: what was your favorite book as a child?

probably the hobbit * _ *

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happy birthday!!

thank u! :)

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TKOTH ep 2 ZEE DEE BOB HAIRCUT

The kidz on the hill

By Terrell Matthews

La’Rose Productions

3/31/2019

Episode 2: The Zeee Teee Bop HairCut!

Characters Brandon,Dad,MOM, uncle Charlie, Tez

Backstory summary of episode

Brandon dad gets a visit from his uncle who played football and ran track with his dad when they were kids so he is like family so they call him uncle Charlie he also lives with his dad for a few years after he had hard time in his family so Brandon’s grandpa took him in as his own. Uncle Charlie visits the home and dad and Charlie start to reminisce and drink thinking about the past and old times they had on the playing field. Tez and Brandon are brothers and actively fight and argue constantly boys will be boys right. While telling stories Brandon comes across a photo from dads and uncle Charlie past and notices a stylish hair cut . The adults ultimately decide to use Brandon as their lab rat and live through him to relive their youth by bringing this old retro haircut back problem is uncle Charlie has been drinking enough to be tipsy even if he did know how to cut hair drinking wouldn’t have enhance his skillz. Brandon Reluctantly goes with the flow even though it’s against his better judgment and decides to let uncle Charles cut his hair , even though it got to point where it really wasn’t his choice it was really the adults just using him to relive their glory days by being back some nostalgia or at least trying to. Brandon tells his brother about the hair cut and Tez knows this will be entertaining after not acting interested Tez joins them in the kitchen to witness the action , as well as live stream it for lifetime personal records. As they get started Brandon starts to see bigger chunks off his hair fall down and he doesn’t know if this is. Kemal or if he is just parold and seeing bigger chunks than usual in his mind.Brandon’s mom never let him grow his hair past a six month period it would get to a nappy can’t handle stage , so since he was approaching the 6month period of this grow cycle he knew he could possible grow beyond that. The vision was starting to fade as more hair started falling i just want the top left long Unc remember that . Tez is recording and having a ball laughing and entertains hisself cracking up with laughter just watching the whole disaster unfold he starts to encourage the uncle to make it better sarcastically but in turn really making it worse. At the end of the hair Brandon sees it and is terrified all those months flushed down the toilet he was highly upset . Tez his brother in full laughter and can’t contain it , uncle Charlie still not aware of the wrongdoing thinks he did a great job even though he is a bit tipsy. The end

THE ZEEE TEEE BOP HAIRCUT

Enters uncle Charlie , a family friend of Brandon’s dad since childhood. Brandon and tez are in the front room playing games on the tv his dad is in the kitchen when uncle Charlie arrives

UNCLE CHARLIE

Beys boys? How have y’all been

TEZ

Good

BRANDON

Good uncle , what you been up too

UNCLE CHARLIE

You know same o same o I’m going to let y’all finish y’all game where’s y’all dad

DAD

(Yells back from kitchen) I’m back here coon , come on back

As uncle Charles walk back to the kitchen the boys turn their attention back to their game the dad and Charlie catch up in the background as their voices fade

BACK TO LIVING ROOM ON THE GAME

In the background you can distinctly hear bits and pieces of their convo of the good ole days

BRANDON

Hurry up and choose your team you taking to long

tez

Chill bro your being impatient

brandon

You can’t spell impatient

TEZ

You slow

BRANDON

Your the one in the slow classes not me , you in my grade and suppose to be in one aheaaa....

MOM

Y’all better cut it out now!!

tez

See whAt you did

brandon

Aight relax man let’s get to this game you still trying to customize stuff let’s start it already

tez

Why would they have the option to do this stuff if they didn’t want us to use the specific feature

brandon

Your trippin

tez

No your tripping

brandon

Aight you trip and play this alone I’m about to go see what dad is doing

tez

Do you fam , they make cpu boys just for this type of occasion peace out Brodie (sarcastically)

brandon

Whatever man

tez continues to play the game customizing his features unbothered as brandon gets annoyed and leaves Into the kitchen

TEZ EXITS AND ENTERS KITCHEN

Dad and uncle Charlie are at the table with a beer talking and reminiscing about the good ole days they played ball together and ran track .

DAD

You remember that one game , when you leaped right up and caught it right over billy Robinson

UNCLE CHARLIE

Man that was a great play, the way the qb James tossed it right back to you on the RB toss and you faked that run by the time they realized you were about to throw it it was to late , good ole bill knew something was up and was the sole man in the area

dad

Sole man in the area ! Listen to this son, then your uncle Charlie

At this point Brandon has heard this story countless times but his dad and uncle tell it like it’s the first time ever telling it to them

DAD CONT

Look at me I look at him we both nodded I threw that bad boy right smack over him floating stride for stride with your uncle he leaps as billy tries to leap bills was fast so he got their right as your uncle came down with it but it was to late

UNCLE CHARLIE

Too late , I was already in the end one hahaha

Dad

Already in the end zone hahaha

They both clink beers and chuckle together

BRANDON

(Looks over at the both of them shakes his head and joins in on the laughter) great story y’all were some bad boyz bad in the day on the field and on the track huh

Dad

You already know son,

UNCLE CHARLIE

Check this out, I found a old newspaper clip with your dad and I back in the day look (hands Brandon phone with picture and news paper clip)

BRANDON

That’s dope Unc , oh snap I see that y’all are fresh with the matching haircuts

Dad

Yeah you like that huh

UNCLE C

Yeah our dad your grandpa use to hook us up for the games It’s called the city top fade

BRANDON

Ooo word , that’s nice

Dad

You know your uncle could “hook” you up if you wanted now

UNCLE C

Yeah you know I’m nice with clippers I use to cut your dads and my hair in high school

Dad

Go wash your hair and comb it out and I’ll get my clipper and set up in the kitchen for your uncle when your ready

BRANDON

Okay dad

Brandon exit kitchen enters living room

Brandon is a little skeptical at this point but that doesn’t stop him from going to his brother to get his advice on the matter. Brandon hair has been growing for some time now and it’s getting difficult to tame so the offer is deff being considered.

BRANDON

I know you are not still customizing your team

TEZ

And if I am ?

Brandon

I’m not even going to start with you , why uncle Charlie about to hook me up bro , he said he would give me this hair cut they had when they were younger gpa use to give it to them. It’s called the city top fade it’s super fresh bro

Tez

On what

BRANDON

On everything well you see ima go wash my hair and comb it out then he going to start in The kitchen I been needed a touch up on my hair too you kno I been trying to grow out the top for the longest but mom always make us cut it smh ridiculous

TEZ

Yeah I know right straight a shame but if it turn out coo I’ll be next for sure

BRANDON

Aight cool I’ll let him know that when I get back down , I’m too excited bro I can’t wait

Tez continues game and Brandon runs upstairs pick out hair and wash it . He returns back down after 10m or so

BRANDON WALKS INTO KITCHEN

Dad

Son your all set to go

UNCLE CHARLIE

Alright let’s do it ain’t nothing to it but to do it

BRANDON

(Starting to have second thoughts says) .. uhhmm Unc you sure you know what you are doing

UNCLE CHARLIE

Yes boy I am sure don’t question my sssskillz

By this time dad and uncle Charlie have had about 3 beers each and working on their fourth beer in one hand and clippers in the other after uncle Charlie finishes his sentence with skills he does a little shimmy dance move which further and confirm Brandon suspicious of uncle Charlie being a little tipsy Brandon sits and leans back reluctantly as Charlie drapes a sheet over his front side to protect his clothing from falling hair debris

HAIRCUT STARTS

BRANDON

What are you looking at ? Aren’t you suppose to be on the game

Tez

Don’t worry about me I’m here to watch and “admire uncle Charles skills” who know I might just learn something . ( Tez says this sarcastically and smirks, unnoticed by the adults)

BRANDON

Yeah okay you think you funny

Dad

Let the boy watch ,

UNCLE CHARLIE

Yeah , you worry about just being still , let him learn a thing or two from a pro( feeling admired)

Tez

Yeah worry about yourself

BRANDON

It’s cool , (Brandon sits still and plays on his cell phone)

Tez

What’s up live we live baby my little brother getting his hair trimmed up by a pro my Unc check him out y’all

Numerous comments are laughing anticipating the mess up of the uncle and and pointing out the slur speech of the adults and beer and know it will be a disaster , as Tez persist on instigating the matter making it worse

TEZ

Dang Unc that’s tight , make sure you get that spot right there too, dang bro you about to have all the ladies

UNCLE CHARLIE

Isn’t he tho , I told you I was nice now let me finish

BRANDON

Is is really coo bro or you just saying that I can’t tell from your face if your playing or not

TEZ

Your fresh bro I’m telling you , even everyone on love saying so

At the point dad has left to the bathroom and started talking to mom upstairs Brandon doesn’t know to be worried or excited but the anticipation is eating him alive he sees chunks of his hair falling as the clipper passss but doesn’t know if he is imagining bigger pieces falling than what is actually being cut out and falling he is tripping at this point

UNCLE c

Alright B all done

Tez

(Trying to hold in laughter) this the finish product y’all (chuckles) what’s y’all think y’all let him know in the comments I’m about to tag him in it

BRANDON

Aight I’m about to go look y’all playing

Tez

Go ahead bro

Brandon gets up hair falls off the sheet that’s draped around him onto the floor, and heads to the bathroom to check the mirror

Tez

(Laughing in background)

BRANDON

What In the world is this!!!

Tez

What you don’t like it

UNCLE CHARLIE

You don’t like it ?

BRANDON

Uncle Charlie no offense but what were you doing I said I’m growing my hair and to keep the top there’s patches everywhere on my head

UNCLE CHARLIE

It doesn’t look that bad B

BRANDON

Unc you been drinking so you don’t really see clear look at my head this is crazy

Brandon’s phone start to buzz from notifications , he’s being mentioned in tons of comments from the live stream his brother Tez was recording during the haircut so all of his friends seen it happen live he’s instantly embarrassed

BRANDON

Really Tez YOU!!

Tez

Chill bro it ain’t that deep your hair can grow back it don’t look that bad

BRANDON

Why would you

Tez

You want me to get next to help you feel better ?

BRANDON

Ignores Tez

TEZ

I’ll go next bro I got you , hey Unc can I get next up

BRANDON

You forreal

TEZ

You got me Unc

UNCLE CHARLIE

Yeah I can get you , unc Charlie stay with the skillz get in the chair

Tez walks over to chair sits down ,

UNCLE CHARLIE

You ready

Tez

Yeah (deep inhale exhale) Shake head

Uncle Charlie clippers start up buzzzzzzzzz, Tez looks at Brandon looks at uncle Tez jumps up

Tez

Sssiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkeeee what I look like getting a zzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeee teeeeeeeeeeeee booooooopppp on the top of my head like this fool

The end

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