#twc incorrect quotes

[elidoooor]

Adam, texting: Answer your phone Mason, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone Adam: Understood Adam, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Mason.

[swampwitched]

A: I don't know why you have an issue with this. N was happy to comply. M: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that N does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff? A: If N were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see N jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. M: You jump off a cliff. A: Gladly. Provided N did first.

[mandooine]

disclaimer: based on how i interpret the LIs, might be totally OOC

[hauvilleexpress]

Bobby: Detective! I’ve been looking for you everywhere!

Detective: What a coincidence, Bobby! I have been avoiding you everywhere!

[mycurrentobsessionis]

Farah, after Adam gets on her about paperwork again: Detective, you're so lucky you don't have a father. Detective: I'm... actually still quite upset about that, Farah.

[sosolenoo]

Incorrect quote

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I did it with my TWC detectives

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Nelly: You saved me! Why?

Mason: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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Mia: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Felix Even better!

Mia: What the fuck did you-

Felix: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.

Nelly: Oh no, that’s terrible!

Mason: Did they win?

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Nate: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Nate: Not you Sam. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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Mason: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Mason: Ask me to kill for you.

Nelly: ...First of all, calm down-

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Sam: *running towards Nate with open arms*

Nate: *moves out of the way*

Sam: Hey, why'd you move?!

Nate: I thought you were going to attack me.

Sam: I was going to hug you!

Nate: Why would you hug me?

Sam: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Lana: Do you have a self-care routine?

Adam: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

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Lana: Do you know a turtles only weakness?

Adam: No... well, their slowness.

Lana: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Lana: Now I have a plan.

Lana: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

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Nate: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!

Nate: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Adam: I did?

Nate: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Adam.

*walking away*

Adam:

Adam: Their gone Tiffany.

Tiffany, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!

[kaliemary]

this one fits everyone that plays A and M route

[unhingedwaffles]

TWC Incorrect Quotes

F: I've lost my phone

N, looking at F using their phones flashlight to search for their phone: I'll help you find it if you promise to start using coasters on my antiques

[snowywhipcream]

F : Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

A :

A : F, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

F : *Sips water from bowl*

[elidoooor]

[Adam sneezes] Rebecca: Adam, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby! [Detective sneezes] Rebecca: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

[twcincorrect]

N: FOUR MONTHS.

M: What's going on?

A: N, it's not a big deal-

N: FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.

[lalizah]

This has the biggest Adam energy, fight me

P.S liz is my chaotic crackhead dumbass babee

[not-sewell]

N reads out Mason's heartfelt letter to the detective as he spends time undercover

N: He writes the number eight...

N: Equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign...

N: ...equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, capital D...

N: Oh. I see what this is.

[kentszarneki]

Detective: A lot of people want to kill me. I take great pride in that

A: WHY

[mistyeyedbi-archive]

[When Murphy talks about injecting her with vampire blood despite it failing multiple times]

Detective: For someone who’s supposedly a mad genius, I’m not seeing much of the genius.

Ethan Murphy: Keep it up, detective, and you’ll see plenty of the mad.

Detective: Ooooh, scary man!

[ottabox]

Detective: So, again, you say a mysterious stranger came into my office, folded all my paperwork into airplanes, launched every single one, and then left you standing in the mess?

F: Well, yeah, if you say it like that, it doesn't sound believable.

Detective: Oh, hey Commander. Did you get my report on the Fae Incident?

A: Yes, I looked it over. Nice work.

Detective: Good. Thanks, dad.

Detective: …Why is everyone staring at me?

N: You just called Adam ‘dad’. You said, “Thanks, dad.”

Detective: What? No I didn’t! I said, “Thanks, man.”

A: Do you see me as a father figure, Detective?

Detective: No. If anything, I see you as a ‘bother’ figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

M: Hey. Show your father some respect, sweetheart.

Detective: I didn’t call him dad!

A: No, no Detective. I take it as a compliment.

N: It’s not a big deal. Felix called Rebecca ‘mom’ once.

F: Oh damn, that’s true.

Detective: Guys, jump on that!

M: Old news. But you calling Adam ‘daddy’...

Detective: Hey, ‘daddy’ is not on the table here.

F: But you did call him ‘dad’, dude.

Detective: You shut up. You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.

F: All right, all right. I was lying about the paper airplanes.. But the dad thing? That happened.

Detective: Aha! He admitted he was lying! All part of my crazy, devious plan.

A: I believe you.

Detective: Thank you.

A: Daughter.