Preface by saying I have loads of these stupid ideas under my belt so let me know if you want me to post more hahah
Not to make twd a messy teen drama (s11 made it worse than that so I think I can say anything at this point) but I would’ve found it hilarious if Carol and Negan hooked up a few times and when Daryl found out it sent him into crazzzzyyyyy jealous frenzy. Negan would revel in the drama and Carol would be all like “what the fuck is your problem, you don’t own me, we’re not together,” and Daryl would have to finally admit how he feels.
Because I know Negan and Carol wouldn’t ever seriously work as a ship but it’s a damn good crack ship and my god it would’ve been hot (and slightly toxic but hey I like things toxic sometimes)
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Negan/Rick Pirate!AU:
where Rick is a very well respected Navy Commander of a large fleet and Negan is a depraved, filthy, foul mouthed Pirate Captain who plunders Rick’s booty. 🏴☠️
+ bonus points if Negan has a gold tooth
+ Rick implies Negan has fleas at some point
++++big hats for everyone!
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Taking care of Judith with Carl is absolutely MADDENING. Bro.. and Carl isn’t even the problem here it’s YOU! Carl turns around for one second and you and Jude are pointing at him and laughing.
He’ll ask what y’all are laughing about and Jude will giggle and go “you.. you look.. like like turtle!” Or some outta pocket animal and you will BURSTTTT out in tears and hollering. Carl is looking at you two confused asl.
First of all he’s very offended and second why is his s/o and lil sister ganging up on him?
You’ll apologize and he’ll try to get a little kiss from you and you’ll back away like, “Oh Jude! Do you SMELL that?? It smell like shit all of a sudden..” yes, you taught her what that word means with the help of daryl.
She will cover her nose and giggle even more as you two bully the older Grimes.
He’s now pretty sad. But dw, you give him a big ole’ kiss on his eye patch and his lips. Judith will say Ew in the background but she loves you two.
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Stranger Things but it’s a zombie AU
Brenner: I’m back everyone 🥰 very happy to say that the mission was a success and we got all the supplies we needed for winter
Eleven: ���where is Henry?
Brenner: who?
Eleven: Henry. he went on the mission with you
Brenner:
Brenner: oooooh 😮 so that’s why the zombies stopped chasing me at one point 😙🥰🥰
Eleven: what?
Brenner: what?
*inspired by this skit by Silvia (please go follow her on TikTok. she’s so cool, all of her videos always make me laugh)
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girls when I don't see the dead anymore, or the ones I lost, or the sun, the sky, or the water. I don't see you anymore. I just see what's ahead. Metal rotors and gun oil and blood. What I have to do, what I can do, to help save the world, even if you don't know I ever did that. I love you so much. I love you so, so much. I tried. Please, just know I tried. I tried, but I failed.
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Welcome to another episode of how drunk is my dad:
Meanwhile, Dwight and I:
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// So— I’m likely adding a Walking Dead verse to both River and @saiibeo 🧍
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Negan x Rick / Game of Thrones AU idea:
Rick is the Lord Commander of the Nights Watch and Negan is the King Beyond the Wall and they obviously are at war BUT also Negan kidnaps Rick to be his wife as per Free Folk custom;)
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