#twink eliminated

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

"Ivan the Terrible and his son Ivan" my beloved

[tswwwit]

I feel like at some point in the Familiar AU, someone (Ford? Secret Flirtagent who's made it his personal mission to ""rescue"" Dipper from Bill after nearly getting murdered?) snoops through Dipper's magic cellohone for clues on how to destroy Cipher. And this really is 70% of their texts.

Obviously Bill would have made it so if anyone besides he or Dipper tries to use the phone, they get a nasty surprise, but still.

(Thanks as always for the amazing writing!)

[erisacolyte]

Sacha and Wyan, two powerful NPCs from my Dark Sun campaign. I'm putting up the seperate versions of their movies up for my Patrons: patreon.com/joephilliactheblack

Watch on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joephilliactheblack/video/7342184183852191009?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7342177088223413792

[throwing-roses-into-the-abyss]

they really put jiwoong in a kinda cute concept with all the twinks huh

[milkbreadtoast]

I HATE* CLOTTED CREAM COOKIE SM AAAcrunches down on his cookie body like this

*lying😔

[magratpudifoot]

I haven't seen every season of Drag Race, but I have watched most of the US episodes, and most of those I have watched in the past 4 months. So I feel comfortable saying this week's episode was the worst the show has ever had.

[ganondorf--apologist]

Oh hey I've been shadowbanned. Neat :D

[industriangel]

Now that I'm slightly drunk I can say that guo jia is so funny to me I can't stand him for literally no reason. There is no reason but I see that pretty boy on the map and I beeline for him

[hdmiports]

i simply cannot believe this man isn’t gay like it’s literally not possible

[khaosissigma]

I HATE EEVEE

I HATE THESE BITCHES 😡 THEY R UGLY LITTLE DOGS AND DESERVE NO LOVE 🤬 EVERY TIME MY POKEMON GO STORAGE FILLS UP ONE OF THEM HAS TO GO

[ghostywhispers]

I think we should all get rid of starline in polls

[nonotnolan]

Stories I Love (Part 2)

Again, nothing personal with the order listed here, it's mostly chronological. Tumblr doesn't like a ton of hyperlinks, so the list is in two parts. Here's Part 1.

Though, now is a good time to point out a few major gaps in this list. One, I don't care for celebrity, sports, or sweat/fart transformations very much, so that eliminates a few prolific authors. Two, some authors have much bigger websites elsewhere, like @2xskin or @takeovertales, and I haven't been consistent about favoriting works that could be found in two places. Three, a special shoutout to @piosantaibhseil's very long body swap series which would be tricky to link otherwise.

Also, a special shoutout-- I don't think my blog would have nearly as much of a footprint without @bodyswap-possession-shapeshift's valuable reblog contributions to this community. He remains one of the fastest and most consistent about showing support to all creators on his lists, and I hope he knows how much that support has been appreciated over the years.

By @deviantknight25 : Implanted Mutual to Cover Medal and Leaf Surfeit Changes Partner in Crime

By @transformhim : Learning His Lesson Fun with the Mimic Changing Work Roles The Devil Next Door Sauna Shenanigans

By @tfmybody : The Intern A Fortunate Theft

By @tf-lover : The Homo Bomb - Lewis Ashton 12th Hour The Way You Look Tonight

By @bodyhopper-files : Just A Dream Untitled 12/26/22 How I Transformed My Dad's Life Make Me

By @0ng0ingw0rk : Morning Adjustments Paradise

By @verus-veritas : Slipping Out The Halloween Costume Love Thy Neighbor Untitled 9/24/20 Hard Work Pays Off

By @shootingstarwritings : Beach Bummin' It Back Home Couples Therapy

By @swap-and-possessions : Passed Out Suit Cleaning Buy Low, Sell High

By @kylecrusoe-captions : Untitled 4/15/23 Untitled 10/21/22 Untitled 11/24/19

By @exploratorytfs : Power Exchange Special Weekend Swap Need to Study Free Market Series: Debts, Repossession, Ladder The Swap Booth From Twink to Daddy Swap Kink Accepted On Site Family Gatherings Join Them

By @noface-phantom7 : Possession: BEyond WILLing Bodysuit: Superior Dominic Bodyswap: It Only Feels Right Bodyswap: On Second Thought Bodysuit: Skin Salesmen Demons, Suits and Faces

By @fantasyvessels Don't Waste Your Youth Or Else Project Personal Drones III

By @joshslater : Very PT The Lost Year of Gain My Bully Manhood Exchange Foreign Exchange Another Kyle Eastern Tennessee Golden Years Untitled 6/10/19 Flesh Limited Equal Exchange Partystick Urgent Message Final Answer Wanted Crossdressing

[hooked-on-trout]

could you please draw noah? he’s such a twink but i love him 😻

need an unfair elimination in london? i noah guy

[hoshigaki]

kisaita isnt about twink shark monsterfucking. its about the crown jewel of an elite and doomed family ruining his own life and running off to interact with people he would otherwise never be around and the closest person to him is an incredibly talented and powerful but tragically disillusioned man from a war torn society who was originally tasked to eliminate him should he ever betray the akatsuki but he never does because they actually learn about and respect each other and despite both of them knowing that neither will ever see a happy sunrise ever again they still make an effort to take care of each other

[nerdyloverparadise]

Chuuya Headcanons! Pt.1

How you met Chuus:

You and Chuuya were facing off in a fight, both you guys being from rival corporations, he was cocky and so were you. The ADA watched from a distance at the battle and to all of their surprise, you took every single hit Chuuya threw. The ADA’s job was to get you both out of the way.

Dazai: That’s certainly… unexpected.

Although his task was to eliminate you, the fact that you were taking all of his hits with seemingly no struggle at all was impressive. You were taking the force of kicks not even Lovecraft could stand. It made him angrier but… intrigued him all at once. Ranpo walks out as the battle continues to ensue and both you and Chuuya pause momentarily.

Chuuya & You: And what are you gonna do, twerp (twink)!

Ranpo: Oh! I'm just observing how weak the both of you are. Can't even land a single blow on one another. How pathetic. Alas no one can be as awesome as me so it’s no surprise.

Chuuya & You: Why you!

Both you and Chuuya launch at Ranpo, throwing a powerful punch in sync. Mid-punch, you smirk at Chuuya and roll your eyes at his hot headedness. As you’re both about to land the punch, Ranpo pulls out Edgar’s book and blocks your punches with it, sending both you and Chuuya spiraling into one of Edgar’s elaborately written schemes.

Ranpo: Another victory for the world’s greatest detective!

When you both arrive in the book, you get up off the ground and shove Chuuya hard.

You: You Idiot!

He grabs you by the throat and pins you against the wall, his gaze piercing through you.

Chuuya: Who the h*ll are you anyway?!...

You and Chuuya were stuck in a novel for about a week together before finally solving the mystery. When both of you finally got out, you were acquainted at most. The bickering within the book never ceased and the only thing you both agreed on… is that you absolutely hate one another. In the end, he brought you back to the Port Mafia and physically dragged you there, at that. You fought him the whole way there but he managed to restrain you with his gravity manipulation, throwing you over his shoulder and securing you down onto it with his ability. Chuuya brings you into PM HQ and carries you effortlessly through the grandeur hall.

“If you don't put me the h*ll down! I should smash your face in!”

You get a chuckle out of Chuuya at most. He uses his foot to open up the door to Ougai Mori’s office and then deactivates his ability, sliding you off his shoulder and bending down to set your feet on the floor. His hand slides up your side and then onto your waist to stabilize you before letting go. Mori gazes at Chuuya and then to you whilst resting his chin on the back of his hands which are propped up on his desk by his elbows.

Mori: Is this who you were supposed to eliminate? *tilts his head*

Chuuya: Yes, boss. They put up a fight so I brought em back here. The least I could do for failing this d*mn mission. *side eyes you with a frustrated expression, his face twisting into a scowl and his eyes narrowing.*

You: Fix your d*mn face.

Chuuya activates ‘Gravity Manipulation’ and without warning, flips you upside down to hover in mid-air.

Chuuya: How about you shut up before the blood rushes to your big a** head, idiot?

Mori: I suppose this is sufficient compensation. *Chuckles softly at the quarreling.* They’ll work for us now. Think of it as a… “thank you” for not locking you up in the chambers with Kyū.

Chuuya: Say thanks.

Chuuya puts you down on your feet and presses you with his eyes.

Chuuya: Hell are you waiting for?!

You: Thanks. *rolls eyes and scoffs.*

Mori: I think they'll be a wonderful addition.

Chuuya lent you one of his outfits the day you were indoctrinated into the Port Mafia, no, not because he wanted to, but because Mori ordered him to.

“You look terrible.”

“You wore it first, a**hat.”

Chuuya is fuming and storms off.

[transboysokka]

Avatarverse Hottest Man Tournament!

Grand Final!

alright lets get this over with...

Propaganda Below

Hakoda is seeded first in the tournament, having earned nearly 75% of all votes in his round 1 pool, defeating Fire Lord Ozai, Adult Aang, and Lieutenant Jee, and eliminating Master Yu, Admiral Zhao, Shady Shin, and Chit Sang from the competition.

In round 2, he defeated Amon’s Lieutenant with more than 88% of the votes.

In round 3 he crushed Uncle Iroh with more than 75% of the votes.

In the quarterfinals, he kept his momentum going to crush fellow DILF Tonraq with STILL more than 65% of the votes.

In the semifinals he STILL beat Firebending Heartthrob Mako with nearly 60% of the votes.

We have... ONE propaganda for Hakoda!

But tbh he doesn't need much more. We know what he looks like and what he’s working with. We know he’s an amazing warrior and a sweet dad. We’ve seen his leadership skills and have already crowned him one of the fandom’s top DILFs so… his competitors may have a lot to live up to…

#hakoda sweep

#daddy sweep

#hakoda squad is winning w this one

#DILF SWEEP

#hakoda sweep as god intended

#wanna lick his face#and that's just the beginning

#no fucking contest#none at all

#HAKODA KILL HIM

#hakoda doesn't NEED my vote but he always has it regardless#sokka's dad has got me down bad

#when i saw him in br pt 2 my mind went 😍

#chief dilf#the dilfiest dilf to ever dilf

#hakoda all the way

#hakoda 1000%

#go hakoda

#Hakoda to me

#okay now it’s tits out for hakoda

#DILF don't fail us now

#hakoda. easy. hes a dilf

#KILL THAT TWINK HAKODA

#no. i will not let some weird eyebrow boy kick the lasy dilf on this tournament#hakodasweep

#HAKODA TRUTHERS RISE UP

#HAKODA#KILL THE LITTLE BOY#DILF NATION RISE

#old man sweep.........#jk hes not really thay old

Zuko came in second place in his round one pool, up against some very stiff competition, earning the 10th overall seed in the tournament. He beat out Uncle Iroh, both Bataars, Zaheer, The Boulder, and the Pirate Captain.

He defeated Monk Gyatso in the second round, earning over 83% of the votes!

In the third round he beat Bumi II with over 85% of the votes.

In the quarterfinals he managed to beat DILF King Piandao himself!

Finally, in the semifinals, for some GODDAMN reason he beat Iroh II by a sizeable margin.

There are only three pieces of official art of Adult Zuko, unless you want to count Old Man LoK Zuko which you are more than welcome to.

#my sweet boi zuko!

#zuko every day of the week

#look at his hair#and the way he carries himself 😍

#GETTIM ZUKO!!!@

#zuko and im not sorry