#two smiling idiots

[rybajek]

《Your smile makes my heart melt》

[enden-agolor]

i told andy i was going to spend my day off yesterday writing chapter 34

i then proceeded to play miitopia for 13 hours straight

[mothsaresc4ry]

Enid: *kisses Wednesday*

Wednesday:

Enid: hm.. you know, there's something weird going on with your face right now

Wednesday: What?

Enid: you're smiling- I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU SMILE BEFORE! DO IT AGAIN, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Wednesday:

Enid did have to sleep on the couch that night

This is very lame but my head is not working properly rn

[badninken]

let's go

[taergalive]

Even More Incorrect Radioapple Quotes to Fill the Void in My Heart

Lucifer: Can you please be serious for five minutes Alastor: My record is four, but I think I can do it -- Lucifer: I made tea. Alastor: I don’t want tea. Lucifer: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Alastor: Then why are you telling me? Lucifer: It is a conversation starter. Alastor: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Lucifer: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate. -- Lucifer, tending to Alastor's wounds from his fight with Adam: How would you rate your pain? Alastor: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend. -- Lucifer: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Alastor: I wake up at 4:30 AM Lucifer: Lucifer: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives -- Lucifer: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Alastor: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself. -- Lucifer: I turned out perfectly fine! Alastor: Lucifer, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast Lucifer: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!! -- Lucifer: Can you keep a secret? Alastor: Do you know anything about my life? Lucifer: No I do not. Good point. -- Alastor: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody important. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Lucifer: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that. -- Lucifer: Hey Alastor, have you seen the reporter? Alastor: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer? Lucifer, confused: What? Alastor, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: No reason, cute girl things! -- Lucifer: Alastor and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Charlie: * Sighing * What did Alastor do? Lucifer: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Alastor: Who wants a steering wheel? -- Lucifer: What time is it? Alastor: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out Alastor: * Plays sax extremely loudly* Husk: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?! Alastor: It's 2 am - Lucifer: I told Alastor his ears twitch when he lies. Charlie: Why? Lucifer: Look. Lucifer: Hey Alastor! Do you love us? Alastor, covering his ears: No! Charlie: -- Lucifer: Why are your tongues purple? Angel: We had slushies.I had a blue one. Husk: I had a red one. Lucifer: oh Lucifer: Lucifer: OH Alastor: Alastor: You drank each other's slushies? -- Alastor: Imagine being under 5’4’’ and thinking you have rights hahaha couldn’t be me. Lucifer: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better shut the fuck up! Alastor: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that? Lucifer: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH -- Lucifer: When are we gonna fuck? Alastor: What? Lucifer: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out? Alastor: First of all, those two words aren't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation... -- Lucifer: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Alastor: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me. -- Lucifer: You have to apologize to them Alastor. Alastor: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

[doctahchang]

equinox 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[cementcornfield]

Some of Tee and Ja'Marr's thoughts on the Tee Situation

Tee said to me 'right now I get to play with one of the, if not the, best quarterbacks in the game, I get to play with one of, if not the, best wide receivers in the game, that opens up so much more for me.' And then he said 'this offense is designed for so many different players to be spotlighted, the way that I am used in this offense so plays to my strengths.' And then he said to me, 'can you guarantee I can have that exact situation anywhere else?'

....

So do I think he's taking a home discount? No. But I do think that he is very very smart, he sees the whole picture out there...

....

It's very easy to compare this situation to what Ja'Marr had at LSU with Joe Burrow and Justin Jefferson. And Ja'Marr has said Tee is very different than Justin Jefferson. That every single minute with Justin Jefferson was a competition. That everything was who makes the more dynamic catch, who has more catches in practice, who runs faster? Everything was that way. Ja'Marr had to speak up and demand the ball a lot at LSU, because so was Justin. Ja'Marr told me that he doesn't have to do that in Cincinnati because Tee, and this is a quote from Ja'Marr, is one of the most unselfish humans you'll ever meet.

[satoblue]

ff!reader is so giddy when satoru finds her instagram and follows her

[akai-anna]

tonight. i finally have the time and determination. to stay up and watch the new detco movie. and i'm only at the usual intro part but i'm already cackling in delight bc heiji and kaito are just so EFFING FUNNY-

[foxytonic]

Not to be Naruto posting on main in 2024, but polyamory could have fixed them, actually.

[plsbyallmeans]

leaning involves wanting and accepting.

[captainsavre]

Maya and Carina || Station 19 - 7.01 ‘This Woman’s Work’ Promo Photos

[theoryofwhatnow]

they’re actually everything to me

[le-panda-chocovore]

BASED ON THIS TIKTOK

(I actually wrote way more but it has become an entire fanfiction at this point so I cut it out. I'm only posting the first part here and I'll publish the entire work on AO3 when I'll be done with it. However I do not guarantee it'd be published anytime soon. Anyway, enjoy our national brat <3)

"Don't test your luck Satoru, this is NOT going to happen again."

The white haired boy looked at his best friend smugly. He didn't seem to be listening, and if he was, he clearly didn't care.

"This was just a one-time thing, I was surprised, but I won't let my guard down again, do you understand?"

Satoru made a few steps toward the other teen, showing how absolutely not understanding he was at this moment.

"I hope you do, because I'm not going to repeat myself !"

Wet lips, red cheeks, avoiding eyes and perfectly tied hair did nothing to help Satoru focus on his friend's words. Suguru's face seemed to attract him like a magnet. The owner of the six eyes had all his attention on that pretty, sexy, tempting mouth but he couldn't force himself to listen to whatever words were going out of it.

"So now I- Mmmmh~"

Satoru pleaded guilty, he couldn't resist longer. He grabbed Suguru's neck and crashed himself into that unfairly handsome face. The contact was brutal, but the kiss was sweet and passionate.

And despite his big speech, Suguru couldn't help but close his eyes for a second and answer the kiss. However, he quickly gained back control of his body -and his mind- to push the insolent boy away with both hands. His face was even redder than after their first kiss. Which happened a few minutes prior. Hence the whole speech about NOT wanting to do it again. A speech that this brat blatantly ignored.

"SATORU," the teen with a bun scolded, a hand on his mouth as if it was going to protect him. Honestly, he wasn't very convincing when his voice shook so much. "NO !!! This- You- I said don't !!!!"

"Sorry, sorry," the white-haired one laughed. "But just so you know, it will happen again."

"What ?! No it won't ! This is NOT okay and I'm not letting you in ever again !!"

Satoru smiled, not feeling guilty for a bit. He licked his lips to remind himself of the taste of Suguru's delicious mouth, and he could see the way the purple eyes followed his tongue's movement with too much interest. His smile widened because Suguru was obviously lying to himself.

"Okay ~" He winked, then laughed harder when Suguru hurriedly left the room with a flustered face.

Oh, this was going to be fun.

[kingstarkingslay]

The soft glow of the morning sun filtered through the curtains, casting a warm light over the room. Sirius lay sprawled across the bed, his arm draped lazily over Remus, who was nestled against his side, feeling warm and content.

“Hey, Padfoot,” Remus murmured sleepily, his voice muffled against Sirius's shoulder.

“Yeah?” Sirius replied, half-asleep but already grinning at the sound of Remus’s voice.

“What would you do if you woke up one day and found out you were actually a giant marshmallow?”

Sirius snorted, waking up just a bit more. “Well, first, I’d have to figure out how to get out of bed without squishing myself. That would be tricky.”

Remus giggled, picturing it. “And then what?”

“Then I’d just roll around town, spreading sweetness everywhere,” Sirius said dramatically. “I’d be the life of every party. Everyone would want to hug me!”

“And what if someone tried to roast you?” Remus teased, raising an eyebrow.

Sirius gasped in mock horror. “Then I’d turn into a gooey blob and escape through the nearest window! Marshmallow agility, you know.”

Remus laughed, the sound like music to Sirius’s ears. “Alright, Mr. Marshmallow, next question: What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were a unicorn?” Remus asked, his eyes sparkling with mischief.

Sirius pretended to think hard, his brow furrowing dramatically. “Well, first, I’d probably check to see if my mane is fabulous,” he said, running a hand through his own tousled hair. “Then I’d spend the day prancing around the forest, spreading glitter everywhere!”

Remus chuckled, shaking his head. “And what if someone tried to ride you?”

“Easy! I’d just buck them off and yell, ‘Only for Remus!’” Sirius declared, punctuating his words with a playful kick.

Remus laughed, snuggling deeper into Sirius’s side. “Alright, next question: If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?”

“Chocolate frogs, obviously!” Sirius answered without missing a beat. “They’re delicious, and they keep hopping, so I’d never run out of fun!”

“True, but what if you had to catch them every time?” Remus teased, raising an eyebrow.

“Then I’d become the greatest chocolate frog catcher in history!” Sirius exclaimed, puffing out his chest. “I’d have trophies and everything!”

Remus couldn’t contain his laughter. “I can see the headlines now: ‘Sirius Black, Champion of Chocolate Frogs!’”

“Exactly!” Sirius grinned, clearly enjoying the banter. “What about you? What would you choose?”

“Hmm… probably pumpkin pasties,” Remus said thoughtfully. “They’re delicious and comforting, just like you.”

Sirius’s heart swelled at the compliment. “Flattery will get you everywhere, you know.”

“Good to know,” Remus said, feigning innocence. “Next question: If you could turn into any animal, what would it be?”

“Definitely a dragon,” Sirius replied, his eyes lighting up. “I’d be massive, breathing fire and soaring through the sky. Everyone would be in awe!”

“What if you accidentally roasted someone?” Remus asked, suppressing a smile.

“Then I’d turn back into a human and say, ‘Oops, my bad!’” Sirius laughed, imitating a casual shrug. “I’d make sure to look really innocent, too.”

Remus shook his head, chuckling. “You’re terrible!”

“Only in the best way,” Sirius said, leaning down to plant a playful kiss on Remus’s forehead. “Your turn again!”

“Alright,” Remus said, eyes sparkling. “If you could only speak in song lyrics for a day, what song would you choose?”

“‘I Want to Break Free’ by Queen,” Sirius answered immediately. “I’d just wander around singing about how much I love freedom… and how I can’t resist a good adventure!”

“And what if I asked you something serious?” Remus inquired, biting back a grin.

“I’d just sing it! ‘I want to break free, I want to break free!’” Sirius replied, bursting into laughter.

Remus joined in, their laughter filling the room with warmth. After a moment, Remus paused, his expression softening. “You know, I really love these mornings with you.”

“Me too,” Sirius said, wrapping his arms tighter around Remus. “You make everything better.”

“Even if I ask silly questions?” Remus teased.

“Especially because of that,” Sirius corrected, his voice serious yet playful. “You make being silly feel special.”

Remus smiled, warmth flooding his chest. “Alright, last question for now: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?”

Sirius grinned, looking thoughtful. “The power to make every day a cuddly day with you.”

Remus felt a rush of affection, and he nestled even closer. “I’d say you already have that superpower.”

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Just something I had lying in my notes app for weeks . Thought I’d brush the dust off and post it , waddya think ?

[briony-tallis]

remember when serena and lawrence were considering get married? too bad the writers nipped this relationship in the bud before things got really good.