#twunkichi

[thelemoncoffee]

it's my birthday and i deserve a treat

so that saiouma fluff yeah? i like to imagine Shuichi thrives off touch, no matter how much you hug his he still needs more, i also love twunkichi

hows about some Kokichi picking up Shuichi constantly. Kokichi enjoys it mostly for the squeaks and yips of surprise that Shuichi does in response, and Shuichi enjoys it cause- while he does get spooked when Kokichi sneaks up behind him- he loves it when Kokichi holds him. mutually beneficial, Shuichi gets snuggles and Kokichi gets funny Shuichi noises

Kokichi of course can be a little imp about this tho, particularly when he decides to do a drive by theft of shuichi from a conversation, and Kaito ends up chasing after him to get his sidekick back.

[breezere]

hello may i offer you the concept of our lord and savior twunkichi? strong but doesn't look it? could pick Shuichi up?

👀 LOOKING

some time later

[chihirolovebot]

THAT IS SO SCARY

thiswas in reference to twunkichi i think . yes i know why did they do that to him .

[toriliashine]

KOKICHI ENJOYING HIMSELF AND HAVING FUN CANON KING, BESTIES!!!

[thelemoncoffee]

i've turned a joke idea into a real prompt before, i can do it again. Kokichi but like- he's a fitness geek.

i love me some Twunkichi and i think it'd be funny if he was like, really serious about fitness. He pretends he lounges around all day and claims he forces his subordinates to do everything for him, but he always stays active and has a regular exercise routine. And when i say geek, i don't mean the Fitness Bro "eat healthy, stay skinny, gain muscles" way, i mean he's literally a geek about the science behind it.

This boy knows all the different ways to keep fit, and how drasrically different fitness can look between various people. The only thing he'd ever universally recomend is regualr stretching because the body needs to regularly move and that's a good way to do it, he'd never suggest anything else to people without knowing their needs and restrictions first. He wants to shove straight protien powder down the throats of Gym/Fitness Bros™ who do that to people.

best part is he rarely tells anyone about his fitness knowlage and life unless they specifically ask, so alot of people just assume he's lazy as fuck.

I can imagine Kaito dragging him to join the training trio for a session cause "you need to get off your lazy ass and do something" and Kokichi ends up in a shouting match with Kaito because Kaito skips straight to the workout without any kind of prep/warmup/pre-stretches, which is yk- not healthy to do and can increase likelyhood of injury.

[thelemoncoffee]

*loudly slams hands on table* BIG DUMB STUPID INDULGENT IDEA

so i love saioum opposites, i love Shuichi being a bit destructive, i love Twunkichi. fucking Firefighter Kokichi au.

think about it; au where Kokichi is a firefighter- be it ultimates or adults- and Shuichi has mild pyromanic tendancies because pretty fire makes his stress go down.

i can have my Kokichi being a twunk and cary Shuichi because firefighters are hella strong, Shuichi can play with fire and kinda draw Kokichi's attention to with said habit contrasting his usual shyness, and they can bond over their too far too much knowlage about fire and burning materials.

also if they meet as adults and not ultimates, i think it'd be amazing if they met because Kokichi had to pull Shuichi from a flaming building (he didn't start it, as much as i want Shuichi to commit arson he's innocent)

[thelemoncoffee]

*looks around room nervously for a prompt idea* -*spots cute ceramic trinket of teddy bears baking a pie* AHA! BAKERY AU!

honestly i have no fucking clue what to do for this one.

i do hc Kokichi can bake and cook while Shuichi can't, so maybe Kokichi works as a bakery that Shuichi frequents and flirts with him alot when he shows up

maybe Kokichi lowkey asks Shuichi out by offering to teach him how to bake, and he flirts with Shuichi a crap ton- both while asking and during the date

maybe also some twunkichi for spice cause instead of using a mixer to mix and kneed dough he does it by hand, and Shuichi is forced to sit there and gay panic while he watches Kokichi work the dough with his sleeves rolled up

maybe Kokichi is doing it on purpose and absolutly teases the shit out of Shuichi over it, offering to show him how to kneed it

maybe even more gay panic as Kokichi is physically super close to Shuichi and it is not helping him calm down about the twunkichi reveal

maybe stupid gay people being stupid and gay

[thelemoncoffee]

MURRY CRISIS AND HAPPY HANUKKA TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE!

to celebrate the holidays i'd like eveyone to imagin Twunkichi carrying his cold and tired Shumai through the snow back to their house after a christmas party. then when they get home they both get out of their snow soaked clothes and snuggle up with hot coco and watch Nightmare Before Christmas together.

[thelemoncoffee]

i am in a twunkichi driving Kaito up a wall mood and none of you can do anything about it

for whatever reason i think it'd be funny if kokichi and Kaito constantly pissed one another off in gym class. Kokichi hates gym class regardless of if he's a twunk or not, but i find it funnier when he's a twunk because he theoretically could easily do what's asked of him but simply won't out of spite. this paired with Kaito trying to get him to participate results in shenanigans

as far as Kaito's aware Kokichi hasn't really done anything to prove he's all that fit, and with him wearing baggy clothes all the time it's really hard to tell how much muscle he actually has on him. despite hating Kokichi's annoying ass he wants to help him out a bit and keeps trying to get him to participate so he can "be strong like him", which only really gets Kokichi to roast him

it gets to the point where Kaito's so desperate to get Kokichi to just do what he's told for once in his god damn life that he's willing to do almost anything- including dragging him kicking and screaming. Kokichi instead proposes Kaito promises to pay him in snacks for his efforts if he agrees, and against his better judgement Kaito promises him snacks in trade for his participation.

to his complete chagrin, Kokichi then says he has to actually warm up before doing the exercises he's being asked of so he won't hurt himself, and because it took well over half the class time to actually get him to participate, once Kokichi is done with his warm up stretches he only really has time to do one of the exercises Kaito wanted him to do. and just to rub salt in the wound Kokichi actually does said exercise better that Kaito, doing the same more difficult version that only really Maki had been doing- albeit not as well as her.

and of course because he did do some of what he asked, Kokichi got his promised snacks :)

[thelemoncoffee]

Fantasy idea!

so ya know how things like goblins, orcs, fae, dragons, the undead, and other flavors of monster are often hated by kingdoms in high fantasy and killed on sight?

what if Kokichi was a prince of a royal family in a kingdom that accepted those creatures as normal folk and as results have earned the loyalty of alot of those species. the catch here is the other kingdoms that see those creatures as nothing but mindless evil beasts think the kingdon Kokichi's family runs is the most unsafe in the world cause the way they see it; it's overran by dangerous monsters

enter Shuichi, who's part of an adventurer party that's set on saving the "overran" kingdom from the monsters. To the rest of the party he's acting as a scout to get the best details from the royals so they know what's causing this "infestation" to occur so they can fix it.

while working with the royals to understand the situation, he meets Kokichi and- lets just say he gets more out his quest than he bargend for ;)

bonus points: one of Kokichi's parents is one of the "monster" species, so he's half human.

[thelemoncoffee]

so candy maker Kokichi au right?

a long while back i made a twunkichi propaganda post about him making hand made candy and doing the candy pulling thing and stuff, but i never really did anything else with Kokichi being a candy maker.

so here- how about a candy maker au where he and Shuichi know each other and Kokichi falls hard for Shuichi, so he starts bringing him free candy from his shop as little gifts. he figures out what flavors and flavor combos Shuichi likes, then makes an experimental candy using that knowledge just for Shuichi. if Shuichi likes it he keeps making it just for him

Shuichi eventually goes to the shop to actually buy some instead as a way to support Kokichi's business (cause Kokichi got offended the last time he tried to give him money as thanks), and finds out it's not a candy they sell. he then looks into it by confronting Kokichi and eventually gets it out of him that it's a flavor made just for him

cue some extra gay shit

[thelemoncoffee]

i had a stupid saiouma idea that started out as my hc Kokichi making a dumb Joker reference but turned into Shuichi having a gay panic attack over Twunkichi, and i just wanted to share:

so the idea was like- Kokichi is getting changed in the locker room for gym right? and while he's doing so Shuichi walks in and spots him, stopping in his tracks and staring with this look of shock on his face. Kokichi is- mind you- half naked when he shows up

Now my hc Kokichi is covered in random scars from wrecklessness and DICE missions, and he has a fucking massive scar going diagnal across his chest. Kokichi notices Shuichi's eyes are fixated on his chest and assumes it's the scar that's making him slackjawed, so he very apporpratly decides to respond with "hey Saihara-Chan! wanna know how i got these scars~?"

this snaps Shuichi out of his daze and he struggles to come up with a responce and runs out before he can make a futher fool of himself, leaving Kokichi confused

Shuichi was not staring at the scar, he was staring at Kokichi's pecks and having a full on gay panic in his head cause his gay ass simply cannot process man tits without cumbusting. he is down bad and might need to sit gym out to recover after all that

[chihirolovebot]

Trick or Treat? 🧡💜

TRICK. twunkichi

[thelemoncoffee]

i keep making Kokichi do athletic stuff, so why not just make him the ultimate athlete?

maybe he got the title not because he's like an actual athlete or exersise junkie, but because he simply has too much energy. he decided to just start doing random athletic shit to curb his way too high energy levels, and he eventually started to get really good at a good variety of things thanks to his inability to not get bored.

it started out with doing parkor and running around with DICE, then he got into surfing, then skating, then learned a few ball sports, then jummped to rock climbing- and after a while it got out of hand enough that Hopes Peak noticed. He has no real passion for anything he does, he just does it cause it's fun and tuckers him out, and if it stops being fun he moves on to something new.

or maybe he purposefully does a bunch of various sports as DICE training. as he runs a gang who frequently runs from police, they'd all need to be hella aethetic to assure they can juke the police, and Kokichi as the leader would need to be the best of the best to assure he can properly train DICE.

reuslts? Kokichi becoming the ultimate athlete purely for crime reasons. in this setup he'd probably be really good at running, parkor, climbing, and yeeting himself over walls like a pole vaulter. this version amuses me because this version of ult athlete Kokichi absolutly looked at police chases on tv and said "hold my lacroix"

honest to god this is just more Twunkichi propaganda excuses

[thelemoncoffee]

hey guys

[thelemoncoffee]

I'd imagine Team DR erasing their memories until they were about preteen age tbh. I can see them taking in lil kids to put in their killing games, but never expecting any to actually pull through. Until these two fuckers joined their first game together and survived. And then survived the next. And the next. At that point, why bother erasing their memories anymore? They're clearly gonna keep winning with or without any context of anything.

And you're welcome Lemon, cuz this can give you a bit of an excuse for Twunkichi (and I guess Saihara's there too). Being the Ultimate Survivors and having been in some nasty fights before, they've gotta be pretty fuckin good at dodging, y'know. They're probs more for escape and persuasion in the event some random Ultimate Street Fighter wants to have a go cuz they're too suspicious or whatever, but don't be surprised when lightning strikes back.

Knowing them in this AU, they're definitely the embodiment of that one trope where the characters are casually kicking ass/dodging effortlessly while talking about, idk, the weather or smth.

jwncjsnfn i love that. definatly an au in the more fucked up side but hey, sometimes ya just need a fucked up au.

i do like the mental image of them arguing about if water is wet while getting swarmed by people trying to kill them