#type: polls

[incognitopolls]

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[ladytanithia]

You know, after 2-3 years on Tumblr, I still wonder what that last option on polls is based on. I guess now I know. Lol

When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

[questions-about-blorbos]

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[yesornopolls]

Do you take naps regularly?

[16woodsequ]

*you don't have to have posted it, just when you started writing.

[golebiarz]

Ważne pytanie

dla przypomnienia:

[incognitopolls]

For the purposes of this poll, assume there are reasonable options available with which to feed the kid(s), it's not out of desperation/poverty. Assume also that the kid(s) have access to adequate amounts of the pet food to be full. This poll is asking about food specifically designed for pets– e.g. kibble, canned "wet food," etc (not just pet-safe "people food").

Anon once tried some dog kibble and thought it tasted disgusting. Since pets seem to love their food, though, they wondered if a child who grew up eating only food designed for animals would think it tasted good. Anon is not a scientist and wouldn't actually want to do this experiment anyway for a multitude of ethical reasons, but they're curious about others' thoughts.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[your-favourite-nerd]

water dark type who looks like a mythical creature!! i like to imagine im a kraken

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

[yesornopolls]

Would you be in favor of banning ownership of a smart phone until age 14? (To be clear, a dumb phone would be allowed)

[questions-about-blorbos]

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[aromanticduck]

Ranking these from least to most offensive:

11. Fart jokes. Stupid and immature, but not a big deal.

10. Leroy innaccuracy. Sorry dedicated fans, but I didn't know this either so it doesn't bother me that much.

9. No crossdressing. Cowardly (and boring) but isn't going to ruin the story.

8. Tiktok joke. Cringe, but ignorable.

7. No ugly duckling story. I liked that moment in the original film, but compared to the other stuff, removing it is small potatoes.

6. Jumba fat jokes. Fatphobia bad, but fat jokes don't ruin the film as much as...

5. Jumba never redeemed. What about the found family?

4. Stitch never showing his alien form or having the Ohana scene with Nani. Stop stripping all the sauce out of your movie!

3. No tourism or colonialism commentary. Cowards.

2. Ohana scene turned into comedy. Cannot stand this 'well that just happened' insincere bullshit. Let movies have some fucking heart.

1. Nani giving up custody of Lilo. She would not fucking do that.

(These are just my opinions, and they're based entirely on this poll. They might change if I watch the movie, but I'm not gonna do that)

*very emblematic of disney sanitizing the fuck out of stitch.