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[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: “I’d rather eat a bowl full of worms than Boromir’s cooking,” Pippin said. “And I’ve eaten loads of worms.” In which Pippin reveals a secret, Legolas has a new experience, and Sam is the only person in the Company with any class.

Author: @penny-anna

[aro-polls]

descriptions are based on this!

[starwarspilotstournament]

Star Wars Pilots Tournament - Finals!

Who's the better pilot??

Propaganda:

Hera Syndulla:

she's my mom and i love her

She’s the best pilot hands down. Her and Han literally have beef and he knows she’s better 💕

the amount of times she escaped from the empire is insane. she’s also a general!! and was able to fly ships successfully on planets with weird gravity!!

i dont remember the names of the eps but the entire B-wing episode And that time she outflew Darth "the greastest star pilot in the galaxy" Vader with him in his nice little maneuverable modified TIE and her in a /FRIEGHTER/. Hera best Star Wars Pilot of all time

One of the foundational members of the Rebel Alliance, leader of Phoenix Squadron, Hera's skills as a pilot has saved countless lives, not to mention getting her crew and family out of tight spaces in the nick of time 

There isn't a pilot in the imperial fleet who can outrun her!!!! And she parents a whole crew while she does it. no one is doing it like Hera. No added help of force sensitivity because she is simply THAT GOOD. THEE pilot of all time, ever.

She outflew literal Anakin Skywalker without the force.

One time she flew through an imperial hanger in orbit and jumped to hyperspace while in the middle of it to get past the blockade. Also she beats out force sensitive pilots just by being so good at it

Han Solo:

I mean he did the Kessel Run in twelve parsecs, I mean it’s Han Solo how much propaganda does an iconic character like Han Solo need

[swaggy-phrogge-boi]

I want some of the poll funny haha feelings

Pls reblog so there’s a biggger audience and more people voting instead of like a dozen votes

[cringelordofchaos]

like. Ever. It doesn't have to be frequent this is just asking like do you usually queue posts on here or

[unhingedfemmecontent]

i hate seeing polls after they close like what the fuck do you mean i don't get to express my opinion

[tumbler-polls]

[theater-kid-throwdown]

Do you have a blorbo who is either a true thespian, is associated with the performance arts, or was just undeniably, 100% in theater (or still is?) Submit them to compete against other theater kids and see who has the most

🎭 DRAMATIC SWAG! 🎭

(plaintext: dramatic swag!)

Run by @whimsii-cal ! I sincerely hope nobody has had this idea yet.

Big WIP. Fair warning mod is a nervous wreck and is very afraid she will get things wrong so be patient please/lh A lot is being worked on right now and submissions are not yet open, but will be soon!!! Follow for updates if you‘d like. You can also ask me to tag you when submissions do open.

Obligatory tags of polls that inspired this :

@bestfictionalparentshowdown @pinkhairswagtourney @precurehairtournament @precure-alphabet-showdown @magical-boy-bracket @magical-mascot-smackdown @gentle-giant-swag @pigtailpoll @ultimateinstrumentpoll @ultimateanthropoll @aroswagshowdown @best-animated-short-tourney @bestestspirit

[robot-riot]

You think you're gonna take us down? Well Mechanical Man you just try it! You're gonna ride that rail out of town cause it's a

ROBOT RIOT!!

Welcome one and all, organical and mechanical alike to the Robot Riot! Here we're going to pit robots and their meatbag pals against one another to see who is the truly superior team!

What exactly does that mean? Up to you! Are they playing Monopoly? Are they fighting to the death? Who knows! Either way it's a Robot Riot! Maybe they're having a joke competition, then it's a Robot Laugh Riot. Vote using whatever criteria you want; I will not judge you. Publicly. Probably.

So before we get to that little submission form, a couple rules.

Each team must consist of 1 robot + 1 organic buddy pal partner colleague etc. AI count, so duos like Master Chef + Cortana or Epsilon + Carolina qualify, and pets count, so duos like Data and Spot or Jimmy and Goddard count.

The only qualifiers are that the relationship must have received some kind of attention from the narrative (ex Boyd and Huey but not Boyd and Dewey), and the relationship must be positive (ex Data and Geordi, Data and Riker) or neutral (ex PotatOS and Chell, Norm and Doofenshmirtz). If you're unsure or the canon is unclear, it'll go to the judges.

I am still on the fence about trios; tentative ruling is if the relationship is strong on all three sides feel free to submit it, but specify which two you'd prefer to submit as a duo just in case I decide not to do trios.

Don't spam submissions! Numbers aren't even going to be the only factor in choosing who gets in anyway so it's not even guaranteed to help, but if I suspect you're spamming one duo I may disqualify them. One submission per duo per person.

One duo per submission! If you have more than one duo, submit them separately, please.

No ocs (sorry), no characters from Harry Potter or Critical Role, no real people.

Submissions will remain open till Sunday, August 13, 2o23, which will give you plenty of time and me a chance to get through my current tournament.

And here's the submission form:

Obligatory tagging some other polls for visibility under the cut:

@crossovershipstournament @obscurecharactershowdown @retirement-home-rumble @blue-character-brawl @orangecharactersmackdown @steve-smackdown @bugcrimesbracket

[itsbansheebitch]

I'm curious

I personally have not unsubscribed from Watcher yet, since I'm waiting for their next move. I won't judge your decision. Keep in mind, they have already lost over 40k subs just the other day.

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: Techno is a human who needs a place to live. Phil, Wilbur and Tommy are vampires who need blood to survive. Two problems are fixed with a single solution. Though perhaps Techno should have thought twice about the consequences of entangling his life with three powerful immortals.

Author: @anarchy-and-piglins

Note from submitter: All the relationships are platonic. Mind the tags, as it has some dark aspects.

[aro-polls]

Aros, which of these terms do you identify most with?

Aroace

Oriented aroace

Angled aroace

Aroallo / alloaro

Non-SAM aro

Neu aro / aro neu

Aromantic / aro

Aro-spec

Multiple of these equally

Results button

was considering adding adding an "other" button, and also considered changing aroace to just aro to not lump the two together, but idk what anons intent was so we're keeping their poll as is :) /nm

edit: i missed #7 (aromantic) and a new poll is up!

[starwarspilotstournament]

Star Wars Pilots Tournament - Round 4

Who's the better pilot?

Propaganda:

Hera Syndulla:

she's my mom and i love her

She’s the best pilot hands down. Her and Han literally have beef and he knows she’s better 💕

the amount of times she escaped from the empire is insane. she’s also a general!! and was able to fly ships successfully on planets with weird gravity!!

i dont remember the names of the eps but the entire B-wing episode And that time she outflew Darth "the greastest star pilot in the galaxy" Vader with him in his nice little maneuverable modified TIE and her in a /FRIEGHTER/. Hera best Star Wars Pilot of all time

One of the foundational members of the Rebel Alliance, leader of Phoenix Squadron, Hera's skills as a pilot has saved countless lives, not to mention getting her crew and family out of tight spaces in the nick of time 

There isn't a pilot in the imperial fleet who can outrun her!!!! And she parents a whole crew while she does it. no one is doing it like Hera. No added help of force sensitivity because she is simply THAT GOOD. THEE pilot of all time, ever.

She outflew literal Anakin Skywalker without the force.

One time she flew through an imperial hanger in orbit and jumped to hyperspace while in the middle of it to get past the blockade. Also she beats out force sensitive pilots just by being so good at it

Anakin Skywalker:

He should NOT be allowed to drive but drive he does and he gets where he's going and how. Even when the ship is barely functional (probably his fault). No but he's the first one who popped in my head when I saw this tournament and I bet it was the same for several others. Pod racing is like His Thing™ in episode 1 and from then on he frightens and amazes with his piloting. I think that's what truly drove obiwan gray so young. Let's ignore his uh, future self that ALSO probably is what drove obi wan gray

ani literally won a podrace against the best pilots on tatooine when he was (10? 11?) and literally jabba the hutt was watching him. he was who immediately popped into my mind when i saw this and he is CRAZY but he always ends up totally fine and having completed what he was trying to do. also not long after winning the podraces, he BLEW UP the trade federation command ship and probably saved naboo. (submitted by @gay-destiel)

[trixxedheart]

Context: My partner has concluded that all non-binary people meow. This is hard to argue because nearly every nb friend of mine he has met also meows, so I thought it'd be funny to do a "study" on it.

Notes: This is for anyone who exists under the non-binary umbrella, demigenders, agender, xenogender, anything, if you consider yourself under the umbrella in any capacity, go ahead and vote. Yes I also meow.

Reblogs appreciated for larger sample size