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tiktaaliker · 2 years
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anywayz im not going to be ACTUALLY doing this for a while but. this is what started my oooooh oc tarot card thoughts and ideas. gazer/rasputin as the tower....
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bigmfrat · 1 month
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oh my god I finally drew the emperor (and Moss @magmethius holding my nasty little sona)
came about from this convo in the Squid Server
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tytoalbatross · 1 year
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Shit That I Have Said About Emperor Belos From The Owl House (pt 1??)
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saiyanqueenreads · 1 year
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Hunter-Centric Fanfic Recommendation List for The Owl House: Fics starting with T, U, & V
***Please observe any tags/warnings on each work before reading, as some stories may deal with triggering topics and situations***
The list will be updated periodically as I find great new stuff.
Tag you're it, Tag Tag you're it. by Lethezee Tailored to a T by loversbyjay take a moment to think of just flexibility, love, and trust by Love_Lucigoosey Take a Sick Day by KOKICHINOLIE Take these broken wings by ChildlikeGoblinQueen Terminal by EdwardEldritch testing the waters by clovariia Thank You For Finding Me by fairytalesandfolklore   Thanks to Her by ace_anarchistttt Thanks To Them (Epilogue) by sleepy_catz That Moment When Your Friend's Mom Finds And Reads Your Coping Mechanism Fan Fiction by redrasberries That Saved a Wretch Like Me by ChildlikeGoblinQueen That's Just the Nature of Pain by try_again_love
The Aftermath by redrasberries  The Agony of the Almost by Polyhexian The Atlas and the Avid Reader by Lollytea The Boiling Rain Slid Right Off by TempusLiberi The Book by redrasberries The Curse of Mortality by ObabScribbler The Deal by theprincessofdenial The dog days are over by kolapon The Dog Left Behind by Shiba_Liba The Drip of the Faucet by PandoraTheExplorer The Emperor is not a merciful man. by LigitnessBagels The Empress by redrasberries The Empty Nest In My Heart by Kohpon The Family's Tree (or, I Watch, You Dream) by jellyellie731  The Future's Overdue by ChildlikeGoblinQueen The ghosts who call your name by Melonteal The golden brother by VikingShadows The Hard Stuff by Polyhexian The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter by fairytalesandfolklore The Hunter Files by PeridotKirishima The Importance of Cutting Your Losses (Before They Begin to Tangle at the Ends) by home_musicbox The King in Yellow by Obvious_Ghost The Lone Mourner by Drabbles_Of_Writing The Many-Cure Manicure by CassiePoppy45 The Measure of a Witch by BlunderStorm & Flustered_Finesse The Monster’s Empty Place by 16hawk   The Most Terrible Poverty by Cornerofmadness The one where the author deals with their recent and unexpected epilepsy diagnosis by projecting it onto a new blorbo by Polyhexian The Owl's Stray series by probablylesbean The Painful Part of Healing by Kestral the problem of evil by tristenthekitty The Rib Bone by wompire The Sailor Song by JuiceAstronaut the shared salt of spilled secrets by Elynn The Sharp Knife of a Short Life by ObabScribbler The Silent Language of Grief by WinterSky101 the sky is overcast and i'm sorry by stillateenageabomination the sun shines brighter when you’re around by ApricotOatmeal the symbiotic relationship between ravens and wolves by tristenthekitty  The Titan Laughs in Flowers by LazlosLulls The Titan Weeps In Flowers by randomramblingsofme the trappings of sorrow by claudias The Weaving of a Tapestry by kolapon The Yawning Grave by Polyhexian
There by EmeraldArt there is love that doesn’t have a place to rest by boopiejokes There is no open window, but the floors still creep by theprincessofdenial There Was Good, and That's What Made It Worse by LollingCat There's Sunshine in Your Smile by Lollytea This Book Belongs To: by UnnieBeans Three covenheads and a grimwalker by Lindendragon they say these are the golden years by handsofink time is an illusion (help things make sense) by PPeasants To Ear is Human, To Forgive Divine by ObabScribbler to place trust by peterparkerpanic tomorrow’s here by bamboop Too Little, Too Late by TotallyNotASecretAO3Account Truth or Scare by EmiKoizumi  Try Harder by Polyhexian Tumbling Out by Calaiti Two peas in a pod by Reonnex Tyto Aurantia by dragonpyre
Uncle Knows Best by toh_lover05 unsee by claudias
Variations and Fugue on a Theme by azhdarchidaen Vee's Fight by FireQuill31 villainous thing by Some_Dead_Guy
Fics Starting With: A / B, C, D / E, F, G / H, I / J, K, L / M, N, O, P / Q, R, S / T, U, V / W, X, Y, Z, #
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dwellordream · 2 years
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THE EMPEROR Upright for Queen Tywin and Aerys?
Tya knows the Queen dislikes her, but Betha Blackwood can hardly hide her relief when they are done questioning the septon. No, he was not some drunken sot they found in a brothel.
It is not difficult, especially in the days of Aegon V, who very publicly broke a betrothal to his own sister to marry his true love, to find septons willing to publicly oppose the practice of sibling-marriage.
It was nearly as easy to find a fervent believer as it would have been to find a wastrel willing to marry them for a few coppers. Septon Reynald is steadfast. Yes, he was entirely sober, knew that his actions were counter to Prince Jaehaerys' will for his son, but believed 'twould be a greater sin to force Prince Aerys into marriage to his own sister, a match he did not consent to.
The Faith has outlawed forced marriage, after all, and has since the early days of the Andals. That does not mean it does not still happen, but in theory, both bride and groom are supposed to be willing.
High Septon after High Septon has affirmed that it is a grievous sin to force a man or woman into an unwanted match purely for the sake of material greed or mortal lust. Or even for supposed prophecy.
Seeing that the septon will not be intimidated into recanting or denying his actions- even sporting a few cuts and bruises from the Kingsguard, Prince Jaehaerys has stormed out in a fury. Princess Shaera is less wrathful but distraught over the shame this will bring upon Rhaella, rejected by her own brother.
"I cannot help but think this a boon for Rhaella," her mother snaps at her at one point, and that is when Tya knows they have won.
Aerys is doing a passable job of looking grim and sober, the duty-bound boy, but when the King throws up his hands and says he cannot repudiate the match, and they must write Lord Tytos immediately, he breaks into a giddy grin.
Tya keeps her composure- if she sits there smirking and preening, it will go badly for her, for the Queen thinks she is an arrogant, hard-faced little schemer who thinks only of her own advancement. But apparently she still prefers that to a dreaded match between her grandchildren.
Septon Reynald is still being punished, of course- sent off to some remote place to serve a godless community with hard labor- but he seems thrilled to have set some new precedent for defying the old ways of Valyria. Doubtless this is the first chapter in an illustrious career. Tya, meanwhile, manages to keep it all in until she and Aerys finally have a moment alone. She is sixteen; Aerys fourteen. While she likes Aerys, likes his fits of wild temper and silly, useless ambition, likes his gaudy manner of dress and his fierce dreams and his cruel streak, she does not actually believe herself in love.
She doesn't think she could ever love him the way a prince is meant to be loved. But in a few years, she supposes she might find him physically appealing. For now he is a slight, somewhat jittery boy, crushing her in an embrace which ignores the fact that she is three inches taller.
"We did it," he says. "We did it. Fuck!" He lets go of her and wheels around the room, his arms swinging at his sides. "Did you see the look on my father's stupid face? Gods! I'd give anything to have it painted on."
When he is dead, Tya thinks, that can be arranged. Jaehaerys has always been of fragile health. It's well-known. His children, however, are the picture of vitality. Doubtless half the realm will be scrambling for the chance to wed Rhaella, now that she is unattached.
Tya's money is on Steffon Baratheon; perhaps a cousin-marriage will console Jaehaerys and Shaera. Or perhaps they'll go for Hoster Tully instead. It was his aunt who Jaehaerys scorned for his own sister. Or maybe the Martell princeling.
Tya is decidedly ambivalent about Aerys' sister as a person- Rhaella has the personality of a cup of warm milk, in her opinion- but she does care who her goodsister weds. Deeply. She'd propose Kevan, but of course, she's not that stupid. Now her priority is breaking her sister's idiotic betrothal to the Frey.
"You were so brave," she says, though she's never been good at playing the gushing maiden, and Aerys knows it. He pretends that's what he wants, some insipid little wallflower hanging on his every word, but really, he likes a touch of frost.
He can't seem to decide if she's teasing him or not; he kisses her instead, which is, again, passable. A small burden to bear for his victory.
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jazzy-peryton · 3 years
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WAIT—
Okay so I’ve seen the theory of Tyto (Owl Mask) being Belos’ son (very cool) in conjunction with Tyto being half-witch half-human, with Belos actually being human (also super cool, loving it).
BUT I’ve also seen theories of Tyto being related to the Clawthornes in some way, and we know that Eda had direct access to a portal to the human realm. So what I’m saying is, what if Tyto is Eda’s son, half-witch half-human.
#here come some thoughts#i’m warning you if you go into these tags. there’s a lot.#the owl house#toh#toh spoilers#tyto#owl mask#eda clawthorne#and for all of you stan pinesXeda shippers he could be stan’s son too#haha i hope that makes it clear enough that this is mostly a joke and that i don’t believe it’s the case for several reasons#BUT it’s actually super fun to think about so it’s perfect for like an AU#and there’s angst potential which is the best kind of potential#eda having to give him up for Reasons and always regretting that and believing she was a horrible mother#but now looking out for luz and being a great if unconventional mother figure#tyto eventually learning about this and he knows he has a better life as the emperor’s right hand and a powerful magic user and a prodigy#literally on posters all around the isles the face of the most revered coven in the lands#and he wouldn’t even want their life as they’re traitors & have nothing (he tells himself even as he begins to observe the ways they laugh#and love like no one he’s ever seen in the emperor’s coven)#(even as he sees the insecure and strict lilith smile and glow in ways she never did when she had all of her magic)#no no. he does not envy them.#but still infuriatingly feeling cheated and jealous because WHY is she keeping YOU when she ABANDONED ME?#and and!!! what if he inherited the curse?#what if he grew up with a curse that wasn’t his own?#something thrust upon someone else and now he has to carry when he didn’t do anything to deserve it?#and if that was the case it’d probably be impossible for him to not put together that eda ‘the owl lady’ was probably his mother#so he hated her and kept his relations to her a secret but always in the back of his mind when after he’d transformed he’d feel a strange#sense of CONNECTION to her because it was something THEY shared and it made him feel CLOSE to her in a way he both despised and yearned for#and i’m sorry i’m just rambling now and nothing’s making sense but tyto is literally my favorite type of character right now#has enough personality to have a presence but a blank enough slate of a mystery (for now) where you can throw anything at them & it sticks#you can explore lots of ideas with their character and i just think that’s so cool
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gryphsdeadbones · 5 years
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AHIT NPC/MOB IDEAS
Headcanons and basically just. Variants.
Mafia wear more suit. Mafia knows some fashion besides blue and pinstripes. Mafia also has makeover. Mafia Boss looks pretty neat and would like more style, yknow? Maybe some Mafia Goons turn out to be hired from the main town island- They look like regular people but just as confused. None are immune to Mustache Girl’s vibe-checking.
Dead Bird Studio with Better Security Guards: Owls, Penguins and even CAW Agents are dressed in suits and sometimes wear skull masks and sunglasses. Tie colours may vary and safety vests are commonly worn near machinery. More general variation in owls, penguins and even CAW Agents- Great horned, Tyto, Emperor, and so on.
Old sleepy Subcon has DRAGONS AND GRYPHONS AND MORE. Your usual fantasy mobs, the kind you’d see in old fairy tales. All that remains is their skeletons in the swamp now. Also the local unicorns are too stubborn to die and will become aggressive as the headless statues. Regular mob types (Spirits, Statues, Plants, Bugs) in current Subcon stay the same, though probably better organized- Spirits linger in towns, Statues mostly hang around in graveyards, Plants stay near the path, and Spiders prefer to stay high up. 
Snatcher attempts to contract some of these mobs, but the minion cloaks don’t always fit- You’ll know if they work for him though! And it hopefully wont be too late!
Alpine Skyline nomads are definitely goats and theres more types of them as they grow into Big Goats. Different horn types, different fur, and each of them say different things about the Transcendent Twilight Bell Goat. They do not get along with the Birdhouse all that much (stealing their eggs) nor the Lazy Paw Gang. Luckily they all reach an agreement of sorts, and the Gang steals from newcomers instead.
The seals... They Are Many. You Cannot Stop Them. Run.
Nyakuza metro cats are almost perfect with their different sizes- now get ready for calicos, chimeras, tabbies, torties and more. Empress is still the tallest one, just so you know she’s boss.
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Done tagged by @noot-noot-shoot and the @thecodfishhost via HetaontheBooks
Nickname: Got more titles than nicknames, most of you know me as Gypty. Zodiac: Aries Pisces cusp child (yes its a pain)
Height: 5′6 don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
Hogwarts House: Slytherin, no one would say it to my face but its obvious to those allowed to know my personality.
Google history: Abandoned house renovation, inquiry to someone's malfunctioning messenger, trying to get the number of the only breakfast cafe that serves pancakes in this Bäckerei obsessed area
Song stuck in my head: Something from Eurovision, which is a miracle since I have had Funky Monkey via RIo stuck in my head on loop all week.
Followers: 26 uvu
Sleep: uhhhhhh I cat nap, lets say between 6-11 hours
Lucky number: 3
Dream job: A godly awesome tea shop of ultimate peace giving or a potter.
Wearing: a moth print cape and something fitting one whose tarot is emperor of death (pancakes are a important event)
Favourite song: I think it would have to be Theos by Nino Xypolitas
Favourite instrument: For some reason I like the sound of the banjo
Aesthetic: The wandering criptid people mistake for a divine
Favourite author: Yu Wo won me long ago
Favourite animal noise: uhhh suppose frogs?
Random: your never too young to buy yourself a rocking chair. Tagging, completion of course optional, especially since i am literally pulling names from the activity tags of my other blogs (I egypt n Persian Empires
@ask-little-egypt @hetaliaindie @ask-the-icelandic-sugar @ask-nyo-huttriver @boombiotch @just-a-mimi @thetallassdevil @daoquin @tyto--arts @randomborednessidunno @semontys-blog .....that may well be the extend of my list in this fandom, I mean you can give it a go and say I pulled your arm if you like lol
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a-dinosaur-a-day · 8 years
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I highly recommend having this survey open on your browser, doing research, and filling it out slowly. Because, birds. 
Palaeognaths
The first major division of modern birds (all the rest are Neognaths). Includes the Moa, Elephant Birds, Tinamous, Emus, Rheas, and Lithornithids. Casuarias and Struthio are ineligible, so don’t write in any Cassowaries or Ostriches. 
Highlights include the Kiwi, an adorable small with a long snoot; Aepyornis, the largest Neornithean known; the Emu, who has one of the funniest ways of running; and Lithornis, an extinct flying member of the group. 
Galloanserans 
The earliest derived group of Neognaths. Includes Gastornis & the very similar Dromornithids, Geese, Screamers, Ducks, Swans, Curassows, Guans, Megapodes, Partridges, Quails, Junglefowl, and Pheasants. Genera Pavo and Gallus are ineligible, so don’t write in any peafowl or the four junglefowl under Gallus (which includes the chicken). 
Highlights include Gastornis, which was actually a large herbivore rather than a super predator as thought; Vegavis, one of the earliest well-known Neornithes, being from the Cretaceous; Hooded Merganser, the duck with the very large crest that is quite impressive; and the Blue-billed Curassow, confirmed Friend and Curly Man. 
Caprimulgiformes & Opisthocomiformes
These two groups aren’t actually closely related, I just had to stick Opisthocomiformes somewhere. Caprimulgiformes include Oilbirds, Owlet-Nightjars, Frogmouths, Nighthawks, and Nightjars. Opisthocomiformes include Hoatzin. Genera Nyctibius and Opisthocomus are ineligible, so no potoos or the only modern Hoatzin. 
Highlights include the Satanic Nightjar, which looks exactly like you’d expect; the Tawny Frogmouth, who almost looks like a potoo if you squint; the Oilbird, which has some of the weirdest and spookiest eyes; and Hoazinoides, an extinct Hoatzin with feet like that of an owl. 
Apodiformes
Swifts, Treeswifts, and Hummingbirds. Nothing is ineligible. All are precious.
Highlights include the Bee Hummingbird, the smallest dinosaur known to science; the Common Swift, which looks like a boomerang; Eocypselus, an early relative of all these groups; and anything of the genera Sappho and Lesbia, which are the best genus names I’ve ever heard of.
Columbaves
Cuckoos, Turacos, Bustards, Pigeons, Doves, Sandgrouse, and Mesites. Genus Columba is ineligible, so don’t write in any of the “typical pigeons.” 
Highlights include the Dodo, which is not as dumb as we were lead to believe; the Bare-Faced Go-Away Bird, which represents Me at All Times; the Nicobar Pigeon, which has beautiful rainbow plumage; and the Kori Bustard, which has a really elegant neck and posture IMO. 
Gruiformes
Cranes, Crakes, Rails, Limpkin, Trumpeters, Flufftails, Finfoots, and Sungrebes. Nothing is ineligible. 
Highlights include the Whooping Crane, an endangered species with a distinctive call; the White-Spotted Flufftail, who has adorable spots on its butt; the Red-Legged Crake, which is red in lots of places besides its legs; and the Sungrebe, which has a nice blue cap on its head. 
Mirandornithes & Charadriiformes
Flamingos, Grebes, Waders, Snipes, Sandpipers, Jacanas, Wanderers, Gulls, Skimmers, Terns, Puffins, Skuas, Plovers, Buttonquails, Thick-Knees, Sheathbills, Ibisbills, Avocets, Oystercatchers, and Lapwings. Nothing is ineligible. 
Highlights include the Great Auk, an extinct large puffin that we as humans don’t deserve; the Ring-Billed Gull, whom I have a personal vendetta against; the Dovekie, a smol, adorable friend; and the Sanderling, one of the inspirations behind Pixar’s Piper. 
Ardeae
Tropicbirds, Kagu, Sunbittern, Loons, Albatross, Petrels, Storkss, Boobies, Cormorants, Pelicans, Hamerkop, Ibises, Spoonbills, Herons, Egrets, and Penguins. The genus Balaeniceps is ineligible, so don’t write in the Shoebill. 
Highlights include the Little Penguin, the smol adorable penguin of smol adorableness; the Least Bittern, who is indeed the Least Bittern; the Common Loon, against whom my partner Max (@plokool) has a personal vendetta; and the Emperor Penguin, which is the Pinnacle of Dinosaurian Evolution according to Thomas Holtz (well, okay, he said penguins in general were, but this is the emperor penguin, so...) 
Accipitrimorphs 
Vultures (both Old and New world), Ospreys, Hawks, Eagles, Kites. Genera Sagittarius and Gypaetus are ineligible, so don’t write in the Secretary Bird, or the Bearded Vulture. No, do not write in the Bearded Vulture, nor Lammergeier, nor Ossifrage. You will have wasted your vote. Do not do the thing. It doesn’t count. 
Highlights include Haast’s Eagle, an eagle so large it hunted the Moa; the Harpy Eagle, which honestly when you see it if you aren’t convinced birds are dinosaurs there’s nothing more I can do; the Turkey Vulture, or as I like to call it, the Bare-Faced Come-Hither Bird; and the Red-Tailed Hawk, aka, that sound you hear when people try to ignore that Bald Eagles are actually huge dorks. 
Strigiformes
Owls. Genus Tyto is ineligible, which is basically all barn owls and most of their close relatives, so just, don’t write that in. 
Highlights include Palaeoglaux, one of the earliest derived forms and may have been diurnal; the Burrowing Owl, who likes to dig them holes; the Snowy Owl, aka Hedwig; and the Fearful Owl, who looks exactly like what you’d expect. 
Coraciimorphs
Mousebirds, Cuckoo Roller, Trogons, Hornbills, Hoopoes, Rollers, Kingfishers, Woodpeckers, Toucans. Genus Dacelo is ineligible, which means no Kookaburras, none, do not write one in. 
Highlights include Septencoracias, aka a Friend and Boy; the Hoopoe, aka the Most Jewish bird; the Resplendent Quetzal, which truly is magnificently colored; and the Keel-Billed Toucan, who just really loves fruit okay?
Falconiformes & Cariamiformes
Serimas, Terror Birds, Bathornithids, Caracaras, and Falcons. Genus Titanis is ineligible, as is Falco peregrinus, the peregrine falcon. Since most falcons are under Falco, the rest of the genus is eligible. 
Highlights Include Phorusrhacos, one of the most Quintessential Terror Birds; the Red-Legged Seriema, who is just a very angry bird; the Pygmy Falcon, who is a Smol Ball of FURY; and the Northern Crested Caracara, who has distinctive purple-pinkish skin on its face. 
Parrots
... Parrots. The Kakapo, genus Strigops, is ineligible. 
Highlights include the Cockatiel, a common pet and soft friend; the African Grey Parrot, one of the smartest species of dinosaurs; Spix’s Macaw, a beautiful blue parrot on the brink of extinction; and the Mulga Parrot, a parrot with feathers that almost look like clay in certain lighting. 
Passerines
Perching birds. The vast majority of birds. Most birds are in this group. I am so sorry. Includes, but is not limited to, Pittas, Broadbills, Cotingas, Sharpbills, Flycatchers, Antthrushes, Ovenbirds, Lyrebirds, Scrub-birds, Bowerbirds, Honeyeaters, Fairywrens, Whistlers, Orioles, Vireos, Birds of Paradise, Jays, Satinbirds, Wattlebirds, Rockfowl, Tits, Chickadees, Larks, Nicators, Wren-Babblers, Swallows, Warblers, Babblers, Waxwings, Treecreepers, Thrushes, Oxpeckers, Mockingbirds, Sugarbirds, Sunbirds, Sparrows, Finches, Buntings, Cardinals, Whistlers, Woodshrikes. 
The genus Corvus is ineligible, which is a good portion of crows and ravens, so don’t write them in. There are so many passerines to choose from, you can pick another one. 
It’s, nearly impossible to pick four highlights, but here we go. Highlights include the Blue Jay, one of the most famous and beautiful perching birds; the Superb Bird of Paradise, who has one of the most spectacular mating dances of birds; the Great Tit, who truly is an amazing soft sphere of birb; and the House Sparrow, a feature of almost every major city and one of the dinosaurs often used to define the clade.
Good luck. Have fun. Voting will close February 24 (possibly earlier if we get enough votes in). 
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justdiptych · 7 years
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Who Is On First
A FrillyShirt classic, in that it happened a long time ago and it’s too late to do anything about it now.
Twotifort: I say I say now, Onestable, it was sure bally-bolly-jolly nice of you to purchase for me this American baseball team.
Onestable: Absodandy my pleasure, Twotifort, old egg! Have you acquainted yourself with the players yet?
Two: I haven’t had the opportunity, worst luck! Might you be kind enough to run me through the roster so I know who I’m dealing with?
One: Be delighted, vile wretch. The thing to know, y’see, the thing to know is that these American sports pros, they give themselves the queerest nicknames. Really most peculiar.
Two: Do they, my old cluster carbuncle? Well, list off the fielders for me; I’m sure I’ll pick it up.
One: Alrighty-righty, let’s see… Empirical Sense Data’s on first, Spinning Jenny’s on second, The Huge-
Two: Wait, wait, waitwaitwait. Emperor what?
One: Empirical Sense Data. You know, the foundation of knowledge in Locke’s epistemological philosophy! He’s the first baseman.
Two: …oh-hoh! And on second? Jenny? Is she pretty?
One: Spinning Jenny,  the defining invention of the first years of the Industrial Revolution. He’s a seven-foot lumper from Maine. Got a fierce right arm. Lions tattooed all up and down it!
Two: Oh, drat it all to the deepest reptilian pit. So who else have we got?
One: The Huguenot Diaspora’s on third, and They’re Free I’ll Take Ten is our catcher. We’ve got Jung’s Collective Unconscious in left field…
Two: I thought that theory went the way of the luminiferous aether?
One: News travels slow in left field.  Next, we’ve got Eighty-Eight Drachmas in right field, and A Parcel Of Sausages And Kidneys on shortstop.
Two: Eurgh!
One: Whaddaya say that for, old blind carthorse? He’s a fine fellow, I say, a fine fellow. Sells hair tonic; his sister’s a nun. If you’re going to eurgh a nun’s brother, I won’t bother none, but there’s some might take offence!
Two: I apologise with all the greatest sincerity of feeling a mortal man can muster. So, basemen, fieldsmen… as the table-spoon said to the fresh butter, who’s our pitcher?
One: The Sound An Owl Makes.
Two: Hoo?
One: I said The Sound An Owl Makes, you degenerate scoundrel!
Two: Have pity on a poor boy who has lost his parents frequently. What I meant was “hoo” as in “hooty hoo,” the sound an owl makes.
One: I do apologise for my foolish blunder! Though to divert the ridicule to your fine self, you’re thinking of the Typical Owl, while The Sound An Owl Makes is named in particular reference to the the species tyto alba erlangeri, endemic to the Aegean Islands and pandemic to my upstairs bathroom, noted for its screeching call which keeps my landlady up all night.
Two: How very extremely clever. Well, you were right, chum as in fishfood – those are the queerest nicknames I’ve ever heard.
One: It is a rum directory, isn’t it? Well, must dash; got to pick my duodenum up from the dry cleaners. See you at the first game!
Two: Give my love to your Aunt Enid!
*fanfare; custard; curtain fall*
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bigmfrat · 16 days
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some of today's doodles
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me in my jammies for the squid server art event, the theme is bedtime
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windmill mind flayer, the Emperor, and Omeluum
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and the first sketch of my Abysmal creed master, he was mauled by a dragonborn captive that bit off his arm and half his face. I like to think that the teeth try to stay the correct number even if the tentacle is too short so they kinda just grow crowded until the tentacle grows back long enough for them to be evenly spaced again (once again I just like making them look like skeksis).
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also these
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bigmfrat · 5 days
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a selection of doodles from the last few days
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tytoalbatross · 1 year
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Shit That I Have Said About Emperor Belos From The Owl House (pt 2) pt1
ft. my good friend @that-caffeinated-queer whom i forgot to tag last time
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