#u really don’t have to answer

[apollos-boyfriend]

another thing i love w the dsmp were all the urban legends that got spread about items (for lack of a better term). things like schlatt’s original bones having been turned to bonemeal, connor having used the missing nuke to craft something, l’mantree having been planted by schlatt, etc. stuff that people never really bothered to scan vods to fact-check and are arguably funnier to leave that way

[soapcan18]

For all my The Oh Hellos fans!

[ofmermaidstories]

i would like to inform you that you have, in fact, somewhat scarred andie. i asked her to beta read one of my fics, and she was like "sure, but it's not 40k right???"

dw she said it very affectionately, but in all seriousness how do you write that much. teach me your ways. i write 4k and i'm like oh my god i just wrote a novel and all my ideas are now dead

tbh single chapter lengths that extreme are pretty rude—you’re essentially asking someone to commit almost a novel’s length of time to reading it—i just do them like that bc… no one’s told me not to LOL. but also, like, i just write that much!!! LOL, i like going into detail, it’s one of the joys of writing for me and the key to writing the way i do. that’s the only trick/way i have! 🥺 i wouldn’t fret too much though—4k is so much!!!! if you were to print that out onto paper it’d be a great, satisfying read!!!!! you’re doing well as is, i promise. 😌🌷

[boxwinebaddie]

will our stan-y pooh ever get to see kyleys notes?

so, i got an ask like this a while back and was going to answer some variant of it earlier, but held off so i could develop the lore a bit more.

because i always knew that stan would eventually be made aware of kyle's letters to him, probably unbeknownst to jerseykyle, but i wasn't sure when i should have that happen or under what circumstances the reveal fall, bc really i didn't want it to feel randomly shoehorned in or feel like a cheap after thought, y'know?

i wanted, nay, needed stan coming across kyle's special stan diary entries & reading his letters, to have a strong significance to the story because the letters are such a large part of r.m. and letters in general/the act of writing a letter is such a personal intimate thing, not just for kyle, but even when other chars write things in the story.

but more on that later...

back to jers & his love letters to his *dead* sbf.

a/n: this is a very long post that you, like all my silly, silly posts, have no obligation to read, but please clap! uncle nina finally wrote an ask meme that she feels very proud of! and if you like long posts, like a very sweet anon told me once upon a time, you might like this!

so without further ado, i hope you heal, rem(ember) to smile, pendejos and of course, my darlings, as always...

please enjoy...

the very worst part of your day. ;)

so with the letters, i feel like it's imperative to note ( haha, see what i did there? ) that they're not all love letters or letters of love to stan. honestly, kyle writes in it nearly every day and actually uses it as more of a daily writing exercise to keep him grounded: a tool he can utilize throughout the day to keep track of thing —especially given that the extent of his ptsd/clozapine stole kyle's eidetic memory.

so actually, a lot of the pages are nonsense, notes he started and never finished…

…grocery lists of things that need to be replaced.

sadly, several of said grocery lists are usually followed by a dream list of grocery itineraries of the ingredients he would buy if he was rich or finally healthy, followed by things like tea and top ramen, things he'd actually eat or, sigh, regurgitate and stare at until they disgust him.

worse over, a lot of these catalogs as finished sad, scribbled journal entries that silently speak to his experiences in grocery stores and how their both like heading to his execution and going to the amusement park. because he's surrounded by all this lovely food so when he's fasting and slowly starving himself, he eats with his eyes.

other times, when the medicine makes him lethargic and light-headed, he lets himself get carried away in a little fantasy, a shameful secret, a silly guilty pleasure where he pretends like he's getting ready to cook a beautiful, delicious dinner for a boy that he loves, someone like stan, and gathers ingredients via a recipe he found online, planning to use some fancy techniques he saw on masterchef to impress his dream boy, feeling the smooth, scalet flesh of the roma tomatoes until he finds just the right ones to put in his shopping cart,

breathing in the soothing, earthy scent of fresh basil, imagining tickling the tip of stan's nose with it playfully when he goes to sniff, the cacophonous, melodious sound of stan's squeaky laugh and the dizzying scent of cinnamon that fills his mouth as stan leans up to kiss him in the produce section, gathering the pine nuts he might need to craft the perfect pesto sauce, imagining feeding the small, spiced, succulent spirals to his stan, who is alive and well, and sighs in elation, smiling that 1000 watt stan marsh smile, his beautiful face flushed from candlelight, a little box wine and a lifetime of love.

...then the sprinklers go off and douse him, splashing him in the face like some kind of rude, watery wake up call, the screech of the grocery cart sounds nothing like stan's laugh and neither does the ugly voice that cracks over the PA system in the store announcing that there is only thirty minutes left before it all goes dark and the check out lanes close. so kyle frantically rushes to buy the things he needs in the real world, where his sweet stanley marsh is dead, with his ashes scattered to the wind, grabbing paper towel rolls and coffee pods and green apples for the pie marjorine wants to bake that kyle will never eat. and after he checks out with a bag full of groceries and an empty stomach that growls at him, reminding him of the monster he's become...

he walks over to the gas station, and purchases a packet of american spirits, the blue box that reminds him of the lovely color of his stan's eyes before they turned a cruel, glassy grey as the weight of his death and the rigamortis set in, then pitch black from hell fire, admiring the pretty sheen of the package, almost silver in the moonlight, that he thinks, in his disillusionment, look almost like the tiny silver specks that swam in stan's eyes like silverfish.

along with a bag of skittles, where he picks the best ones out, feeding the rest to the birds, who might not eat them either — there's a small comfort in knowing that, that as lonely as he feels tonight, they share his sick sentiment — his legs swinging off some bench with graffiti and the names in hearts of people who can love scratching at his arms, taunting him, as he, with a cool, surgical precision, separates the red out of the rainbow and sucks the red 40 and delicious cherry coating off each one like a popsicle until they look as grey and lifeless as he feels inside, his precious fantasy shattering all around him as he remembers he wasn't meant to be sweet or soft or swirl pasta pleasantly in a pot...

for hideous creatures born of hatred...

...were not meant to love anything.

but i fear, friends, that that is not the worst of it. that there are even bleaker entries, where kyle's hand writing is not perfectly printed, but rather, is very chaotic and disorderly, rushed, with words scratched out, written in a hurry...in fear he might not have much time left. :(

tw for mention of suicide

there is one entry in the stan journal that is particularly unpleasant, unsettling and haunting, where kyle writes stan his last will and testament. it features a kyle who stands so tall and fearsome, scared absolutely shitless as he tells stan ‘he did a bad thing’ and that he is frightened and doesn't know what to do. he says it was a moment of weakness, which disgusts him like himself for being such a worm, and that he felt the world a cruel dark place and that looking into the light would be like looking into stan's eyes and that...he misses him.

and wanted to be with him.

but that stan wouldn't want that. no, stan would be horrified. just like he is as he scrambles to form sentences in between shallow breaths. he took a lot of pills, it was a stupid thing, but it seemed smart at the time, he remembers one time that stan oft wondered how someone so smart could be so stupid at the same time — he told kyle that when stan told him that he had a crush on him in sixth grade and kyle had no idea even though he was extremely obvious about it — but that it would ruin his mother and ike's life, his a-hole father would call him a disappointment, a blight or burr on the broflovski family tree, and that tweek would be home in an hour and find him there and that he would probably never recovered from seeing him in that state. and that more than that, selfishly...

…he's absolutely terrified of death.

however, the entry ends a couple lines later with kyle assuring stan that he is alive and well, he knows this because his knuckles are torn to bits and bright red, sore and stinging, ( and also because stan is still a book and not the body of his favorite boy/super best friend ) and that really...it's a good thing, he supposes, he has years of experience...

...throwing things up. :(

i hate everything about this; fuck my life.

but all this to say, in way too many words like verbose jerseykyle, that the stan journal entries are extremely varied in notation and speaking of notes, or notable notes, that the letter that kyle wrote on stan's 21st birthday is among those letters...but the whole thing was so hideously embarrassing to him, that he'd ripped the pages out and had planned to throw them away...but forgot...fuck you, clozapine... and fell out of his notebook sometime during the south park trip.

jimmy, having no idea what the letter might be attached to, only saw that the letter was addressed to stan...gave it to him without thought.

stan read the letter, which devastated him, but also was the most beautiful and precious thing he'd ever read and stashed it away, like the secret that he had it in his possession, of course, telling kyle would only drive the wedge further between him...as he yearned. :(

but the contents of the letter return...at the end of our thrilling tale.

which, i want to remind you all again, especially our new readers, which...oh my god? i'm. like, seriously Shook, but mostly excited that this blog has more traction and interaction than it even did when i was actually writing my fanfictions! hello, new friends! welcome to hell! but back to what i was trying to relay, which is that my fanfiction can often be...very, very dark. they explore a lot of mature and macabre themes, things that the show set up very nicely but bc it's a comedy, were not really explored and, in my humble opinion, were kind of bastardized and written immature and in very poor taste by matt and trey, and...ofc, this is my spin on all that, and my spin is that these serious topics should be handed with care with authenticity and that often means that they will be...gruesome.

in the vein of gruesomeness, we readers, find out much later on during the south park portion of the story, while the fanfiction is set up to seem like the biggest secret/apex of the fic is kyle finding out who stan is...that was actually a curtain that hides the real meat and potatoes of the fanfic aka what swirls beneath the surface of a sleepy mountain down and the scandal that rocks it out there in the rockies.

specifically ( which is where the mackey's lackeys aka kyle's crimina laur classmates on his special case team/group, come in ) the dissappearance of a south park resident from well before stan's...

which we come to find via sonrisa/sharon marsh's personal diary which was stashed in a secret hatch in sharon's guitar case, one of the few things stan took with him from the house before setting the whole thing blaze...makes mention of one south park res in partic...

dr. tom, of tom's rhinoplasty.

publicly, the owner of beloved town business

...sharon's secret secret lover.

in these letters, stan comes to find that sharon and tom had plans of running away together, that she would never forgive herself for leaving her children behind with that monster, but that tom would fake his death, leave michelle and stanley his generous savings and his business in his will and that would start over...some place kinder.

they had planned to meet at mabel...

...but tom never came.

the town just assumed that the man had disappeared, skipped town for some reason or another...but stan and co...are not so sure.

so using sharon's letters, their sleuthing abilities and the crows, which, a sort of symbolic point of the fanfic is sharon calling stan cuervo for his shiny, oily black hair, his lovely singing voice and because stan fed the crows/ravens ever single day while randy shooed them cruelly off the properly and ravens...

rem(ember) faces. ;)

...and despite his new name, his now blue hair, all his piercings and being all grown up, the crows remember stan's kindness...and lead him to things. they show him clues and are a useful tool in getting to the bottom of tom's cold case...or rather...*cough*...

his murder.

which all comes to a head one very fucked up, winter night when a gun is pulled on ravenstan and right as he's about to get shot...

jersey jumps right in front of him…

…catches the bullet in his chest.

( this mirrors when stan took the hockey puck in the face for kyle )

it's a very gruesome traumatic to-be crime scene as jersey lays there bleeding out in stan's arms, who speaks to him softly thru his grief

( i don't have all the dialogue or everything blocked out, but i did start some snippets of dialogue in this cruddy post over here, lol )

and at the very last part of that excruciating exchange, stan is cradling kyles head in his hands and tells him to stay with him, because they have a shitty apartment to share together, lots of kyle nagging stan to pick his dirty towel up off the floor when he forgets for the umpteenth time, and delicious dinners that kyle will cook, slow dances in front of the refrigerator ala taylor swift like the one they shared at the sadie hawkins dance, that their second child, because the first one was the egg that they took care of together in third/forth grade, will know how to speak spanish and yiddish and that together, they'll make up for lost time...and have a long, lovely life together as stan's sabelotodo...and kyle's zeeskiet </3

and finally...while kyle is waning in and out of consciousness, stan sings to him a special little song, just like heaven by the cure, which is kyle's favorite ( in lady on the way to the diner where part three of the ravesey hate takes place, kyle sang along to it on the radio...with the pronouns changed...perhaps with a certain person in mind...and please note it was a lovely, lovely song...jersey actually has a beautiful singing voice, but the only audience he ever entertain is his shampoo and conditioner in the shower )

and stan just sits there, holding the love of his life, like if he held him tightly enough his pieces would come back together and sang to him, only getting halfway thorugh the second 'i'll run away with you' before kyle's eyes closed completely and his body went limp.

...they pulled ravenstan away from kyle kicking and screaming, swearing and sobbing hysterically...it took three emts to do so.

later on, in the hospital, while kyle is fighting for his life :(, bebe entrusts stan with kyle's special journal and tells him to read it. stan does, in spite of it being extremely difficult for him, both emotionally and for the simple fact that despite kyle's handwriting being lovely, immaculate, beautiful and neat just like him, it is also teeny-tiny and written entirely in cursive which, when you have as severe a case of dyslexia as ravenstan does, makes reading cursive a near impossible task. but then, stan believes in the impossible, which means he believes that his kyle will come back to him the same way he had just a month ago, though that feels so faraway now. like kyle, who though he's a mere pace away from the chair stan sits in across from his hospital bed, stan still feels is not close enough as he turns to on the next available page in kyle's therapy diary, and in stark contrast to kyle's cursive calligraphy, slants stan's chicken scratch which practically terrorizes the strict, dashed guidelines, stan starts to write kyle a heartfelt letter of his own, only taking breaks between lines to kiss the top of kyle's head and stroke his cold cheek.

the beginning of said letter, goes something like this:

oooOOooufff, that makes me want to cry so bad!

but anyways!

shortly after that, stan gives him a rundown of what he missed while he's been asleep. stan tells him that his hair is short now, a lot of his hair was matted and got covered in blood from his gun shot wound, :( or got caught in the myriad of dumb, gaudy emo boy pins that stan affixed to his jacket, which made it difficult to take off when the doctors needed to operate on him; so to make things easier, they just cut kyle's hair. he jokes that kyle is probably going to hate it and say that he looks like justin freakin' bieba' or lil orphan annie or shirley goddamn temple, but that stan thinks he looks very cute c': ( aw ) and that it frames his gorgeous face nicely with all the thick, ginger ringlets curling around his cheeks and the tips just barely kissing the sides of his jaw, where stan has left several of his own as a little gift for kyle when he wakes up...ones that, stan hopes,

kyle will eventually return. </3

he boasts playfully that while kyle was the one playing hero, stan was Actually the one who saved the day after all, or, his abuelito's gay ass ww2 jacket which kyle was wearing at the time of the accident and that because of it's thick, leather material, the speed of the bullet slowed down and saved his life ( in your face, dummy ) right before it reached his heart and obliterated that important artery. and that that heart, that stan loves with all his because it's attached to his favorite boy in the entire world, beats on, faintly...but still there.

stan calls him a stubborn bastard, on account of his refusing to die.

he tells kyle that everyone comes in to visit him in shifts through out the day, notably his mother and ike, who both weep and wish for his speedy recovery. stan lets kyle know that sheila keeps telling him to 'go home and get some sleep, orev. he'll be here when you wake up.' but that he wants to be here when kyle wakes up and won't budge.

he guesses he's a selfish bastard too and kyle's rubbing off on him.

stan writes that he brings sharon’s guitar to the hospital room and sings to him every day, sometimes its the cure or acoustic abba or taylor swift, even though kyle, a stubborn bastard as we mentioned, claims not to like her. he also sings kyle a lot of secret stuff just for him, written about him in private and that when kyle wakes up, during the summer, he's gonna take kyle on tour with him and kiss him in every country and continent, and that crimson dawn's next album is going to be filled with sappy love songs all about him that are going to make him so embarrassed and sick to death of him that he'll wish both he and stan actually died. and that sometimes hoards of excited children in the hospital come in to sing to him to leave him lots of flowers, letters, trinkets, odds and ends...and tell him stuff that maybe...he can hear? it's stan's wishful thinking, of course, but then, he's the dreamer...even though this is his worst fkn nightmare.

as an homage to peppermint, stan also tells kyle that he reads to him often, tries to do funny voices but kyle is better at it, y'know, since he has a funny voice that stan would like very much to hear again, the most beautiful sound in the world that makes his synesthesia light up. he tried to read the books in kyle's messenger bag, lots of dense, archaic, academic boy stuff written by old, dead russian authors, but that they're kinda..depressing? and he's not a very good reader, so he started reading him children's books and ya novels, specifically percy jackson which they read as kids together in stan's tree house. stan says that kyle reminds him so much of annabeth who is super smart and cool, even though he looks more like rachel dare, and that he knows that kyle would say he's a dead ( haha ) ringer for percy, but that he's no hero... and if he was, he would've saved ky. :(

he does not tell kyle that he's hooked up to an iv drip that feeds him nutrients through a system of tubes that are actually helping him retain a more healthy weight because that would trigger him. but stan is secretly so grateful and even though he's pale as a sheet...

but stan thinks that he's absolutely radiant

and glowing. :')

there's lots of other stuff written in this letter that stan writes that i hopefully will write and share with you all eventually...if i ever have time between working and being a depressed idiot...ravenstan calls jersey mi sabelotodo a lot ( awww x2 ), tells him about all the stuff he wants to do with him...detailing some scenarios that pc principal would *naught* approve of...that everyone misses him, but no one more than stan, who fell asleep writing the last part of his letter...

with his head on kyle's shoulder,

…snoring loudly and obnoxiously — the way kyle loved.

regrettably, some of the words stan wrote are illegible, which, the whole Goddamn Thing is fucking illegible because stan is illiterate and his handwriting is hell ( kyle can read it though, bless him ) but mostly because stan cried a lot writing in and his tears smudged a lot of the words on the pages...which do smell lightly of spiced apple cider, fireball ( stan drank a lot from stress :/ ) and...as for metal, that once kyle wakes up, he will gladly spend the rest of his life cutting kyle's lip open...on that god awful can-opener he calls a lip ring. <3

anyways, my dearest darlingest! i hope that answered your question. i realize it probably wasn't the short, sweet, heart-warming answer that you were hoping for, but i am a hurt/comfort angst queen so i think we all know by now that that's not how i rock and roll. ;)

but everyone say i hope you heal jersey.

we love you, baby. :(

-uncle nina, who is short-circuiting my computer w/ my leaking face

it's that goddamn branch in my eye again.

[quietwingsinthesky]

do you constantly think about how uriel wanted castiel to join him, told him twice that he still wanted castiel to be on his side and for a moment, believed he would be. or are you normal.

[ghostbeam]

So. Bakugou who comes back wrong🎤let’s discuss

[lellokitty]

katie you are so funny and cute and special to me 😌🩷✨️

willowser seeing this pop up in my notifs gave me so much surprise and adrenaline i started biting at my fingers and basically got up to walk around my enclosure and also not to be weird (about to say the weirdest thing ever) peed a little in excitement like a puppy (i didn’t actually do this one but yk i’m painting the picture). i actually had so much excitement that i had to eat a bag of chips to calm down. i will now add some photos to show how i felt abt seeing this:

dis r all me. wee wee whimsy glee joyful jumping

[archengazelle]

genuine question: would jonathan crane relish or abhor halloween horror nights 🎃💀😈?

[mallk-z]

Op of that one post judging the viral miette mispronunciation poll blocked me but I wanted to share this conversation I had with my friend about this whole thing bc I thought it was fascinating anyway bc it’s an interesting explanation as to why it this happened in the first place:

[lyriumsings]

Erase the bi from your description you are a fucking joke

OOOO my second anon hate!! hi hello!! <333 also no!<33 but also bold of you to assume you know my dating life SHSJ

[boxwinebaddie]

PUNK ROCK COVER OF NIGHT SHIFT DURING THE RAVESEY DIVORCE????? MAYBE??

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD BITCH!!!!!

( i’m crying already )

no, this is a stroke of genius. holy shit, no jokes, after my break up i listened to night shift on fifteen hour loops, scream sobbing until my throat was rubbed raw and i feel like ravenstan was probably the same. worse tbh.

but i just know it was hauntingly beautiful and absolutely fucking devastating. i know that first high note was grisly and VISCERAL. like you could hear that pain and felt it. ugh. unfortunately, i do think he cried and had a stannic attack, probably just because he was rlly sad,

but also bc lots of fans, understandably, are now sad, miserable children of divorce ( rip ravesey ), however, are holding out hope of their getting back together, so there’s still lots of ravesey signs, teeshirts, pictures of their faces in the audience, honestly, lots of people dressed like them, but i think he either caught a glimpse of someone tall with red hair or thought he heard kyle’s voice bc his synesthesia did The Thing but i think it was just someone playing a tiktok really close to him…

but uh, yeah, he had a major anxiety attack and had to cancel the rest of the show, which means stan didn’t get to hold a q&rae w/ his fans at the end of that concert which means…no one got to give raven…

….a jersey conjecture.

i’ll give it a better name later, it probably is some something in spanish that has to do with a question, or asking something and yérsey — i just made it a lawyer term bc stan was being extra salty, but i have this brutal hc that after jerseykyle and ravenstan broke up, he could not get through concerts or take any fan questions because it was all people talking over eachother and specifically people rapid firing questions about kyle and them breaking up…which was extremely stressful.

but when you’re a famous rockstar in a highly publicized extremely well loved relationship and break up, that sort of thing is bound to happen. there was no preventing it

…but he could control it.

so, what raven decided to do was that every q&rae he was going to randomly pull like a ticket or a seat number and that person and that person only ( if they so pleased ) could ask him ONE jersey question. stan at this point is also really pissed and blistery and bitter and probably on a sad boy bad boy bender, so he answers them really passive aggressively. like if someone asks him ‘if stan has anything he wants to tell him’ stan will say something to the effect of ‘we’re out of toliet paper.’

( also this entire thing is a very jersey thing to do, me thinks? i think it’s out of spite, him trying to prove he’s unbothered when he’s so fucking bothered also he is really, really bad at acting aloof and austere — but the alcohol helps :/ also kyle does roll his eyes and say it’s immature like he’s not out here answering one stan question a day…but he’s kind of a hypocrite bc stan blocked him everywhere so pretty much their only line of communication is thru the stuff he says during concerts or things he says in interviews…they are messy smh )

also people get really mad if someone asks something stupid like “woah, wait i get to ask the kyle question?” like woops now you don’t! or asks him whether they’re getting back together instead of asking an actual useful question!!!! the people are Committed to ravesey!!!!

but yeah, most of the time stan be answering them in riddles or like someone’s defiant teenager following a shot, but every once and a while he face cracks. because a lot of the time people ask really stupid shit but i think a girl asked him, very earnestly ‘do you still love him?’ and stan opened his mouth, almost said yes and then said

“it doesn’t matter.” :)

—uncle nina, in hell

[daydadahlias]

besides the desire to study the inside of ashton irwin’s head and your love for torture, you and crystal from kh4f make this fandom space super sweet and cozy!!

Crystal @kindahoping4forever and me, your friendly neighborhood sadistic scientists

[transphilza]

genuine questions for the cbeeduoers, are cbeeduo Still in gay love? how do you guys think their feelings have or haven’t changed since ranboo’s death? when/if he’s revived will they ever be the same again?

[caroldantops]

btw if any of my moots get anons trying to accuse them of shit associated with me y’all have my full support in just blocking and or ignoring it you don’t have to defend me or argue with them it’s simply not worth it - I’m not engaging with it anymore or posting anything they’re even talking about anymore

[theloveinc]

ykw i actually really respect you for that. like, your reasoning was more.. articulate (?) than i've seen from other ppl here. i personally don't agree, but im not one to make a big thing out of smth that's not my business, so, um. yeah lol ty for being real lmao

And thank you for listening!🩵

The whole thing is a very serious subject regardless of feelings, and so I think it’s very important to be, at the very least, articulate and objective when it comes to applying one’s thoughts to it as a whole.

Truly, at the core of everything, community is really what brings us together here, and so I’d really rather not watch it get destroyed over things like … large scale, emotional disagreements with multiple answers.

[ihatebnha]

idk why but i think katsuki would end up w one child that is an absolute angel and like… never gives him a hard time 😢😢 always asking daddy for hugs n kisses with the best manners

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CeU34lPlDE3/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= yhis vid inspired this thought hehe

(link! - I love these two omg!!!)

Trying for a baby with Bakugo is such a Process because everyone is completely and totally convinced that whatever child he gives you, boy or girl, is going to be an absolute hell raiser… so it’s hilarious when he always tries to argue back with, “what do you mean? I was a great only child” LOOOL.

But IMAGINE everyone’s shock when you actually DO end up with the perfect angel baby.

Obvs he has long since learned his lesson about telling kids they’re the greatest things on earth (though he really does feel that way about his own)… but Bakugo does absolutely SPOIL your baby with affection to the point where the only thing they are when they’re older is extremely sweet🥺🥺🥺

Honestly, you probably don’t even realize anything is strange about it… until you end up going out with all your friends. While Kirishima’s kids spend the whole time talking, Deku’s are extremely… shy, and Todoroki’s fight like animals…

Your kid just sits in the middle, saying please and thank you to EVERYONE, asking to hold your and Bakugo’s hands, eating everything in front of them without complaint… and everyone is just extremely shocked as to how, 1. good they are, and 2. how that goodness came from being raised by Bakugo.

You just laugh it off, but… it’s really amazing how Bakugo really was right all along.