#im in hell

[bitchfitch]

my cousin gave the family less than a 24 hr heads-up that he was getting married today. sent via text message.

Which to be fair to him, that was about 12 hrs more heads-up than we got when his sister married and apparently 20 hrs more than my parents gave, and 24 more than I plan to give.

But. i am going to murder him for this.

[mimleaf]

Big Bro Choso

[unfortunate17]

don’t look at me this parallel has me in tears

[hogwild-ramgirl]

WHO NAMES THEIR ICE CREAM THIS

[mourninglamby]

dont be alarmed, theres nothing wrong 

[bpdruinedme]

Why is it so easy for you to tear me down, watch me crumple on the floor, then walk away like I'm not a sobbing heap on the ground

[fandomsandfeminism]

I'm about to lose my mind.

My new insurance is insisting on prior authorization to fill the migraine meds I've been getting for years.

Doctor hasn't filled the prior authorization form despite being sent it on Monday. And several messages from me in the app.

I am out of migraine meds.

I have a migraine now.

I have been on hold for 28 minutes now.

I could have driven to the doctor in my car faster.

Edit:36 minutes. This is hell.

Edit: 43 minutes. Spoke to a nurse. Back on hold to update my insurance with them so they can send the prior authorization to the right place. Hell.

[narwhalsarefalling]

[soars22]

Wait-Wait, guys, I’ve figured it out, I know how we can still win!

Pac will come back from Purgatory Two Homophobic Boogaloo and Fit will take care of him and heal him and he’ll be so relieved that Pac’s safe that he’ll confess, and they’ll finally go on their date and it’ll be fINE!

EVERYTHING’S FINE!!!!!!

[camelspit]

fitz is my favoritest little guy hesnso fucked up and he s so full of whimsy but everytime he shows thay the fandom get mad at him :( certified fitz supporter i suppor t all his wrong because some peopke cant support his rights

[amygdalae]

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

dear hiring manager. Alongside my cover letter I have submitted this video of me setting myself on fire to prove how dedicated I am to working for company. my experineces setting myself on fire have prepared me for this position because I imagine they are roughly equally enjoyable. If you don't hire me I will set myself on fire again. Thank you for your time and consideration.

[crabussy]

I tried to send 4 images to my friends but discord gunked it and every time I try to send the images it just looks like this

[cloudysfluffs]

me trying to draw tickle art: man this is so hard :/ i should be getting work done

me trying to get work done: man this is so hard :/ i should be drawing tickle art

[udonli]

ELECTRICAL STUFF??? Who cares about oscar, I wanna see the notes

inventing electricity was the worst thing we ever did . peep the red bull tracker!

[fefairys]

my terrible fucked up river of slimes