#ugh idk

[david-lynch-ate-my-son]

season 3 of animal kingdom is RIPE for a pope cody marriage of convenience storyline.

DCFS placing lena in foster care? smurf angling to adopt lena as a means to control pope because the state will never allow her to go him with his prison record?

well, lucky for pope there's a sweet, pretty, upstanding pillar of society who has lived right next door to lena since before catherine "disappeared."

and boy does she love lena something fierce. after all, she's been babysitting her for years. is the one cathy always called when there was a last minute shift at work and fuck knows where baz is. the one who taught lena to make a macrame friendship bracelet; bought her the dolphin squishmallow she sleeps with every night; dried her tears after cathy left and baz was too busy fucking someone new to be there for his own goddamn daughter.

there's a reason lena calls her tia.

and yeah, maybe pope isn't a perfect guardian, but she's seen how fiercely he loves that kid. how he'd flay himself open for her.

and she did a stint in foster care herself as a kid--it was the worst year of her life. she can't imagine that for lena.

so blame it on the romance books she reads, or the fact that she's had a tiiiiiiny crush on her neighbor's brother since the first time he came around to visit (and she literally ran into him on the sidewalk, sweaty and out of breath from her morning run, and he steadied her with a strong hand on her elbow).

but when she storms into his house the second DCFS pulls away with lena in the back of their car and blurts out, "we should get married," there's not a single moment of regret.

even when pope stares at her hard, gaze as opaque and unreadable as ever. even when he says, "what"--flatly, not as a question, but as a statement of pure disbelief.

she just cuts him off before he can gather his thoughts enough to realize how insane of an idea it is.

"i don't have so much as a parking ticket on my record. my credit score is 850. every library book i've ever checked out since elementary school, i've returned on time. i've never done a drug in my life--not even weed! i got drunk once in college and fell off a trampoline and broke my arm, but there's no way DCFS could hunt that down, right? i mean, they could probably track down gina from my old dorm--she was the one who took me to the hospital--but i'm sure gina wouldn't say anything, right? plus, i'm a high school teacher, so i've already passed all of the state-required background checks for working with children. i've known lena her entire life--i'm perfect! you may have a spotty legal history, but if you're married to me, there's no way DCFS would say no to at least a temporary placement to adopt!"

and maybe pope would have put up more of a fight if she wasn't so goddamn cute, all red-faced and riled up, stomping into his house in her fuzzy ducky slippers and yelling about her hairbrained scheme.

which, when he actually thinks about it...could work...

[anyreiart]

Lineart Practise

I didn't want to upload it at first cuz this was only practise art (I'm re-learning lineart at the moment) but well, I did the Cas one first and then @queerwolf79 suggested the Dean concept. So I did that as well.

[alexxuun]

It’s weird how University changes me socially as an introvert . I think I’m currently having people withdrawals? I’m craving to talk? To people? Sounds normal i know but 5 years ago I could hermit myself for 2 months straight with minimal need to hangout with others and able to entertain myself endlessly without being bored. I’m only off uni for what? 3 weeks? And there’s an itch and I don’t know what’s going on. Maybe I’m just becoming “normal” now but this also feel like a curse to have.

[applebasketnewsie]

would anyone be interested in hearing any of my newsies headcanons 👀 even if u say no i may just post them anyways lol

[yutamayo]

Gojo: 🥺 Me 💔

[melikedraw]

Bruh... This is taking so long but I HAD to put this though SOMEWHERE:

Urggg imagine giving him the head of a lifetime right before his match, kissing him all over an shii but you forget you're wearing lip stain so like he can't wash that shit off in time and he just wears it out into the boxing arena with pride. Like their his badges of honor

GRAA I NEED THIS SO BAD UGH I WANT HIM

I don't give a damn if this is ooc shut the hell up this is canon to me

[foreignkidsstuff]

I really like music and tbh I feel like making playlists for them but idk

[zweiism]

i wanna put this on tiktok but its definitely gonna flop so here it is on tumblr😇

[movingmachine]

[confoodles]

Does anyone else feel like Aylinluna was horribly out of character this episode?? I've heard that apparently some things were cut, so that might be the reason but it still felt weird. Like ur telling me Luna, who has literally been so respectful of Aylin's boundaries literally even last episode, is suddenly forcing her to go out of her comfort zone?? Okay, fine, I understand the concept of wanting ur gf to get along with ur friends, but ur telling me Luna wouldn't stand up for Aylin when someone is clearly getting in her face and making her uncomfortable?? That she would call her an ALIEN??!!!

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Btw would anyone be interested if i made adopts? It always looked fun... i might make a batch and see but for that id have to set up a way to pay me... unless i make them free?

[whumpasaurus101]

"Do you love me?" Whumpee rasped, a tear rolling down their cheek as their eyes fluttered up to me Whumper's.

Whumper smirked, pulling Whumpee close to their chest, "Oh, of course, darling..." Their finger's gently carded through the bloodied and matted hair, "Once you stay useful to me and you behave, then I'll keep loving you."

Whumpee bit their lip to hide their sobs. They nodded shakily, pressing back into Whumper as they fidgeted with the material of their own shirt, "I will Whumper... a-always."

Whumper chuckled, "Good..good..You'd really really want to."

Whumpee blinked hard, quickly looking away from the television as fast as they could. The clip had ended, leaving a bloodied and bruised figure lying on the ground on the scene.

[thatgirlwithasquid]

i will not change my blog theme i will not change my blog theme i will not change my blog theme i will not—

[percyweasleyapologist]

Hey yall, I thought I just just put this out there

If you've sent me an ask or a question or just anything, I'm not not responding because I don't want to, I just can't right now.

Like, I cannot do anything unless I get super motivated for 5 hours on it

I'm working on it, I swear, but right now, if I'm not incredibly interested on it, I physically cannot do it. So I promise you, I will get to your asks and requests, but it may take a bit

Sorry!!

(also yes, I know i'm asking for more moldboard ideas and stuff, but for some reason its easier to do stuff that I like?? idek but you may see me pumping out pjo cabin Pinterest boards, but then when it comes to like asking my opinion on something, I'm just stuck.)

[littlcdarlin]

If I posted bikini pics would y’all be normal about it and help me pick one or would I be molested on the internet?

[birdiebirdjay]

if people start actually gender policing public bathrooms i am so screwed

i'm afab but south asian so i have some stereotypically masculine features (prominent nose, slight facial hair, masculine face shape, etc.) that i don't really bother to cover up because i like them. i also have short hair (which i guess i could grow out) but even with long hair i recall being told i "looked like a trans girl" (in a good way?)

but! i have an F on my birth certificate and female anatomy so?

the 'trans predators in bathrooms' narrative is bullshit. all this is going to do is inconvenience people who literally just want to use the bathroom in peace and unfairly target women (cis, trans, intersex, gnc) who don't fit gender norms. can we PLEASE for the love of god focus on actual predators?? like the one in power right now maybe??