#umm idk how to tag. for reach and stuff

[volfoss]

sincerely i think the worst part of having bjds of different sizes and styles is you will get a guy bc u think he looks nice and then you realize his head is massive and doesnt mesh with ANY of your other guys...

[cvntoid]

Get to know your mutuals :)

ttthhhhhhannkkkssss for tagging me, darling @strang3lov3 :)))

What’s the origin of your blog title?: i’ve talked about this quite a few times, but to reduce it very concisely, it’s a bastardization and a nod to a fertility festival and fictional town in Stephen King’s The Dark Tower series. it’s a reference to… you know. cum. and fertility. there’s a traditional song about “come, commala”.

favourite fandoms: the culkinfolk. that’s just…. my bread and butter rn. also the dastmalchianfuckers. but i do write so much culkin content right now it’s insane. it’s just the most relaxed fuckin gross group of people that truly seem to appreciate what’s going down and don’t get weird. well - yknow. not weird in a bad way, at least :)))

otp(s)/shipname: no. although, consider @strang3lov3 // me. uhhhh

favorite color: blue and purple, but especially combined.

favorite game: ANIMAL CROSSING NEW HORIZONS!!! honorable mentions include Mischief Makers for the N64 and The Grinch for Gameboy Color.

song stuck in your head: i’m actively listening to “dried up, tied, and dead to the world” by marilyn manson. he’s a fuckin gutterfuck piece of shit, but nostalgia rules everything around me and it makes my clit hard so fuck off and tell your mama if you’re mad

weirdest habit/trait?: rubbing and tugging my eyebrows. pushing my septum plug around. cracking my… everything. needing to fold my legs up somehow in every seat i have or i’m extremely uncomfortable (read: queer)

hobbies: writing porn, long ass fucking walks/bike rides, talking shit, reality tv and rotting.

if you work, what’s your profession?: not willing to share my job, nextttt

if you could have any job you wish what would it be?: a mortician, or perhaps a published author.

something you’re good at: noticing everything at all times. writing porn. untying knots. doodling. making people laugh. dropping things constantly.

something you’re bad at: math. focusing. both folding AND putting away laundry in one go.

something you love: clouds. when i say something stupid and it makes somebody unexpectedly laugh.

something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: historical UFO and cryptic sightings and cases and especially how it relates to the pacific northwest, and also notes on the history of spirit photography and the advent of early versions of photoshopping and seance schemes.

something you hate: moths. cilantro. when i wash my hands and it makes my sleeves wet.

something you forget: everything, all the time, constantly.

what’s your love language?: bitchy banter. cooking for them. being thought of, a la “this reminded me of you!”

favorite movie/tv show: early-aughts reality tv - Jersey Shore is my ultimate comfort show. horror movies, especially found footage. bad romcoms. stuff that’ll make me fuckin cry.

favorite food: olives, mushrooms, nachos, umm…. SOUPS.

favorite animal: little bitchy dogs. otters. snakes. cats. jellyfish.

are you musical?: i can hold a note? so. idk

what were you like as a child?: weird, super friendly, getting into trouble for making people laugh and being like, the annoying funny/weird kid in class.

favorite subject at school: art and english.

least favorite subject: history, math.

what’s your best character trait?: i'm real big on listening and being empathic and like, trying to be mindful and thoughtful of my people. also... again.... i'm pretty good at crackin a damn joke.

what’s your worst character trait?: i'm really sensitive and needy. i cry easy. i ignore everything around me and hibernate when i'm in a funk.

if you could change any detail of your day right now what it it be?: mmmm, gathering the willpower to do a few chores instead of being a lazy horny shit.

if you could travel in time who would you like to meet?: jeez, uh... Gef the Mongoose.

recommend on your your favorite fanfics (spread the love): i'm reaching waaaaay back into my ancient fandom days, here, to recommend Hiddle Me This on AO3. this thing is a fucking beast and, despite not being into Tom Hiddleston anymore (outside like, hot Loki shit) it's such a famous fucking wild monster and such a throwback. stalking, control, slow sexy build up, like.... it's massive and insane.

tagging @angelsanarchy @kappasbbgirl @starry-eyed-wild-child @xmunsn @luiscarrutherss

[lumosatnight]

20 questions for fic writers!

Thanks for the tag @acnelli (x), @schmem14 (x), and @indigo-scarf (x)!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

I just reached exactly 100 works! Low-key so happy that my Pansmione soulmates fic was #100.

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

301,754!! I am actually shocked by how high this is.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (97)

First Kill (TV 2022) (1)

방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS (1)

Wednesday (TV 2022) (1)

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

What is this, fucking Jeopardy? [Drarry, E, 20.4k]

White, the colour of flowers [Drarry, M, 3.2k]

A Heart So Colourful ♡ [Viktor/Ron, E, 1.5k]

Impervius, Not [Drarry, T, 5.0k]

7 Days of Halloween: I Don't Feel Like Myself Anymore [Wolfstar, E, 29.7k]

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Oh heck yeah! I love getting and responding to comments. I've met some wonderful people in the comments section of fics.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Your Cigarette Smell [Sirius/Narcissa, E, 9.7k] with canon-compliant character death, so I think you know where this is going.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Any of my fluffy fics? Maybe Lavmione in Lavender for Morning or Nottpott in Silver Surprise.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Not yet (*crosses fingers*). I've had some mildly annoying comments (like saying how they disliked background Dramione in a Drarry fic I wrote), but nothing to make me wanna bash my head against the wall.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Umm... yes. I am currently in the middle of posting the smuttiest, most depraved series I have ever written for this year's Kinktober.... so check it out ig?

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

Not so much crossovers but heavily inspired by other stories. I wrote Dronarry in a Sandman AU and also Hermione/Daphne in a Twilight AU 😂

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of...

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes! My Nottpott fic was translated into Russian. How cool is that??

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I have done art collabs but never co-written a fic. Definitely something I'd love to try. Maybe it'll happen next year!

14. What’s your all time favourite ship?

Idk there's too many to choose!! I probably read Drarry the most, but I think that's mostly because there's just SO MANY amazing Drarry authors. I can honestly be convinced to like any ship if I like the writing style and the story. I'm a huge rare pair and femslash shipper!!! The communities are just so wonderful 💖

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Never say never! But I'm really lacking motivation to finish my Squid Games AU Drarry fic. I love the concept, but the plot is just not flowing.

16. What are your writing strengths?

Emotion. I like my fics to pack a punch. I think I'm getting pretty good at it.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Longfic. It's hard for me to sustain motivation for one idea. I have too many running through my brain at once, and I always get distracted by the shiny new headcanon.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I've seen it. I've done it. I'm ambivalent, mostly. I think it can be a great way to show cultural differences between characters. But I also think 90% of the time it unnecessarily confuses the reader because if you don't know the language, you're just going to skip over the dialogue. And if you do know the language, then you'll notice if it doesn't sound natural. Yeah... not a fan when it's just google translated and copy-pasted.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Harry Potter!

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

Anything on my Author's Favorites list! From recently though, maybe my Perciver strip chess fic 😉

Tagging (no pressure): @crazybutgood, @anaxandria-writes, @sugareey-makes-stuff, @givereadersahug, @orange-peony

[gggoode]

can i send like all of them

❄️🌤️🌈💧🌩️☔🌪️ wow so much weather happening today :) lots of weather :)

❄️Share a snippet from a WIP of your choosing.

“It was not,” Crystal protested, smacking Daya’s arm. Then they turned back to Gigi. “I loved ‘em. Even got a tattoo.” 

“A One Direction tattoo?” Gigi asked. 

Daya snorted. “I know.” 

Gigi barely heard, entranced by Crystal pulling their vest down to expose part of their chest. There was a tattoo in another language, which they pointed at proudly. “It says One Direction in Arabic.” 

“Oh,” Gigi said. Her throat felt dry again.

🌤️Share your favorite piece of dialogue from your WIP.

Crystal squeezed her back. “I dunno why I didn’t already tell you. You’re my best friend here.” 

Gigi twisted to smile at her. “You’re mine, too,” she agreed. She reached up with one hand to tuck Crystal’s hair back. “Thin mints,” she said softly.  

For a second Crystal thought she’d lost her mind, then she remembered the earrings she’d put on that morning.

any time gigi gets weird about crystal's earrings is my favourite x

🌈 Share something soft/fluffy from your WIP.

“I dunno,” Crystal sighed. “Like, obviously my parents are a good couple. And they set a good example of what you should be like with your partner,” she said, absently braiding Gigi’s hair as she spoke. It wasn’t neat and it wouldn’t hold but it was relaxing. “But I always worried I wouldn’t be able to find someone I loved like that. Or I’d be so worried about it that I’d never settle down with anyone.” 

“Are you still worried?” Gigi asked. Her face was still tucked into Crystal’s shoulder but she could feel her smiling. 

“I haven’t been worried for a long time,” Crystal laughed, letting go of the braid so it unravelled itself.

💧Share something romantic/hot from your WIP, or just something sweet if it's gen.

Crystal kissed the side of her neck and smoothed her hands over Gigi’s thighs, her skin impossibly soft and smooth. “Okay?” she asked as her fingers snuck beneath the hem of her shorts. 

“Please touch me,” Gigi breathed, shifting to rest her hands on Crystal’s thighs on either side of her. 

And who was Crystal to deny her? First she touched her through her shorts.

🌩️ Share something funny/cracky from your WIP.

“Oh,” Gigi said, peering into the refrigerator to see what else she had to offer Crystal. “How about some salad? I made this yesterday,” she offered. 

It was a new recipe she’d tried out for an aspic salad – she’d just used the stuff they had left in the refrigerator but she thought it looked pretty, suspended in the clear jelly like it was flying. 

Crystal came to get a closer look, her eyebrows raised. “I’ve already eaten,” she said apologetically. “Thank you, though. Just the lemonade would be great.” 

“Okay,” Gigi said. She gave her salad one last shake to make it wiggle before putting it back in the refrigerator. 

is this funny?? idk i'm a bit obsessed with 50's housewife gigi and her horrible recipes

☔Is there a fic concept you have that you'd like to just explain and share because you're not sure you'll ever write it? If so, what is it?

i have an awful habit of just writing whatever pops into my head whether or not i think it'll go anywhere :) i don't think i'll ever post the mermaid fic i tried to write but gigi was a mermaid whose mother was human and she really wanted to find her even though mermaids are NOT supposed to interact with humans !!! but guess what she finds a human called crystal and falls in <3 love <3 with her x

🌪️Sum up a WIP with a few fic tropes/Ao3 tags.

i don't really get ao3 tags i once got a comment on iynaf like 'hey i would have wanted to read this ages ago but only just found it because it's tagged really badly' and i replied like 'aw man that sucks' then never changed the tags x but umm

one of them is a vampire/human romance?? is that a trope??? i'm not very good at this question x

[angeltism]

i've always wanted to be friends with you but i think i'm just bad at it, so i don't know how. but i always wish you well and hope you're okay in a way ❤️

guhh thank you anon :( I kinda get the not knowing how thing <- reaches out first to others once in a blue moon. but uhh I dunno. if you have like. discord we could talk on there idk I tend to be more chatty. or you could dm me here.

I enjoy getting any kind of interaction and y'all are never bothering me so if you feel comfy doing that then yay! also if we chat a bit or have interests in common I'm also totally okay with you outright asking to be friends (?? for clarity?? and idk so I know Hey this person wants to be my friend I should actually talk to prn because prn wants me in their life) I think it's silly that people stop doing that after like. elementary school. I like how direct and simple it is y'know!! bc otherwise idk I tend to assume people don't wanna talk to me uh

umm this feels weird like I'm giving a tutorial on how to talk to me?? do I look self centered. idk I'm just trying to say that that kind of stuff doesn't bother me at all so if you ever wanna/feel comfy 👍 I love talking to people I just am kinda bad at reaching out. idk this is kinda a general message to everyone who follows me on here 📢 you aren't bothering me by sending me stuff or tagging me in stuff or whatever else and it's actually rlly nice I'll hug you ok 📢

UHH UM UM ANWYAYSYS HAHA. god I yap so much INGLRETHAY THIS WAS JUST REALLY NICE AND I WANNA MAJE SURE YOU GUYS KNOW IDM GETTINH ASKS N DMS IG ?? but this is super sweet and I'm very thankful for that and the fact you sent this in anonnie.. :']

[exe-uzumakii]

sai x reader || nsfw

↳ umm thigh riding, edging, fingering, penetration? idk sjdjdk

➣ bear with me I'm still learning how to write smut 😔 also sorry for any typos I didn't proof read

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sai had been curious. curious as to why his pants would always tighten up whenever the two of you kissed for a long time. of course he had gotten hard before, puberty was a thing. but it felt different this time, and he could feel his stomach doing flips. he found himself containing noises he didn't know he could make.

he was completely oblivious, or at least he was up until now. holding a book in his hand he found himself feeling his cheeks heat up at what he was reading. would she want to do that? maybe i should read more books just in case.

and that's exactly what he did, completely focused on every word he was reading. he learned a lot too, all about how he could pleasure you and vice versa. of course he didn't expect you to want to do anything, but the thought made him feel light headed. he felt someone tap his shoulder and he flinched, shutting the book immediately.

"I knew you'd be here sai. what're you reading?" you asked, a smile present on your face. you were used to sai telling you right off the bat but this time he hesitated, changing the conversation.

"oh, nothing. what brings you here?"

you noticed how he didn't answer but you didn't think it was a big deal or anything, afterall he wasn't obliged to tell you every single thing about him. "well we have a free day so I just wanted to see if you were busy or not. naruto and sakura are waiting outside, do you want to tag along?"

sai shook his head, usually he would go but given what he was reading, he couldn't bring himself to say yes. you leaned over a kissed him on the cheek. "okay well just in case you change your mind we're going to eat ramen and hang out there for a few hours."

he nodded, waiting until you were out of the library to open up the book again. and he was there for more than an hour, finding all the different ways of stimulation fascinating. and not only for you but on his end too.

he wondered if you knew about all these things. did you ever think about doing any filthy things with him? have you ever touched yourself with him in your mind? he didn't know if asking you was appropriate or not.

he really wanted to try some things out but you were currently with the others so he'd have to wait for a couple of hours.

unfortunately for him it wasn't just a couple hours, you didn't go over to his house until it was night time and you found him asleep. you had been sleeping at his these days since you felt safer with him, especially given everything that was going on.

after doing everything you need to do you laid down because him, you ran your fingers though his hair and smiled, kissing his forehead. "good night sai."

but the moment you heard your name your eyes flew open. you were still sleepy but it was becoming more clear. and as you began to figure it out you felt your cheeks begin to heat up. sai? is he...

movement woke you up, feeling something hard rub against you from behind. you could hear some noises, almost like pants and moans. you were sleepy though, your mind hazy and you couldn't really figure out what was happening.

you slowly turned around turned around, facing him. his eyebrows were furrowed, his hips thrusting up into nothing. surprisingly he was still asleep, you didn't know whether to wake him or not. has he been sexually frustrated lately? he hasn't told me anything.

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his body wanted more, but he couldn't get it since you had woken up. slowly he started to open his eyes too, and immediately he felt the uncomfortable yet pleasurable sensation. his eyes met yours, and he could see how flustered you were. "y/n? what happened? are you okay?"

you nodded, not knowing what to say. "uh sai, do you want me to help you with your problem?"

his eyes widened, and he was panicking inside. he looked down and saw his constricted bulge but he tried to keep his composure. he really wanted you, were you offering help? he didn't want to force you into anything, especially if you weren't ready. "I...if you want to."

hesitantly you reached out to cup his erection and he thrusted into your hand, he didn't want to do this if you weren't going to get any pleasure either. after all he wanted to try a lot of things out with you eventually. "wait, I was reading some books about this and there's some stuff I'd like to try out with you. only if you want of course."

you thought back to earlier, he hadn't told you what he was reading. it made sense now but you couldn't believe he had been reading books like that. you had been craving his touch too but you wanted to wait for him since he was usually straight forward with things.

he sat up, waiting for your answer. you averted your eyes to the bed, a bit embarrassed for some reason. "okay, but we have to be quiet or else your neighbors will hear."

he smiled and nodded, pulling you close to him so he could press his lips against yours softly. he then took off his shirt, encouraging you to do the same. you weren't wearing a bra so you felt a bit vulnerable.

you heard him swear under his breath, which was rare since he didn't usually cuss. "you're so beautiful."

he pulled you on top of him to land another kiss on your mouth. but it wasn't what you were used to, usually they were slow and more on the innocent side. but his desperation got the best of him and it was rough, his lips biting down on yours so hard that you knew they would be red afterwards. you couldn't really complain though, knowing that he was so desperate already drove you crazy.

you were confused when he stopped and lifted you up so that you were sitting on one of his thighs. he laughed a bit at how confused you looked, he leaned in, his breath tickling your neck. "ride my thigh."

you didn't have to be told twice, already picking up the pace. the layers of clothes made the friction so much better and rougher, and you were already a mess above him.

he pulled you closer, your knee pressing against his clothed erection with every roll of your hips. just knowing that you could make him feel good made you light headed, and you hid your face in the crook of his neck, hearing him grunt against your ear.

he let his hands roam, and eventually they found your tits. he squeezed them, making you roll your eyes back. his fingers squeezed your nipples, and your body was beginning to slightly shake at all the sensations.

sai started flexing his thigh and it gave just the right amount of friction to your bundle of nerves. you bit his shoulder, muffling your moans and whimpers. he let out a shaky sigh as he felt your movements grow more frantic, your body pressing closer to his when you arched your back.

"s-sai I'm going to-" before you could even finish your sentence he grabbed your hips tightly and stopped you from moving. the needy drawn out whine you let out in response almost made him give in, almost. "why did you do that?"

"I read that 'edging' could make your orgasm more intense. am I wrong?"

you felt your cheeks heat up at his question, not knowing how to reply. "well no...but if I did it to you then I don't think you'd like it."

he thought for a second, imagining if he had been in your position. "fair enough, can you lay down on the bed for me?"

the way he asked everything so innocently especially after not letting you cum was sending you. put nevertheless you did as he said, you knew he didn't have any bad intentions, he just wanted to make you feel good.

once you did as he said he pulled down your shorts and pulled your thighs apart. you felt insecure, how could you not? the man you loved was between your legs, only a layer of clothes away from seeing your most intimate part.

he leaned in and ran his tongue against your clothed slit, able to taste you from how wet you were. you were whining, just wanting him to touch you. "you're such a tease."

"that's considered teasing?" he took your underwear off you and you watched in confusion as he rolled it into a ball like shape. "can I put this in your mouth?"

his question caught you off guard, he wanted you to put your underwear in your mouth? it was almost as if he caught your confusion because he explained himself. "you said the neighbors would hear if we were too loud."

"oh is that it?" you hesitated a bit, you had never expected this. "okay then." you opened your mouth for him.

once he put it in your mouth he focused his attention back down. he read a lot so he knew where everything was already, all that was left was experience.

he pressed his thumb against your clit, your body jolted up at the sensation. you were already a bit sensitive from last time and you knew that you would probably cum quickly. he rubbed your bundle of nerves in circular motions, pressing harder sometimes to see if it was better for you. he sped up but sometimes he slowed down, relying on your facial expressions and muffled noises to let him now what you liked the most.

once he figured it out he thrusted one of his fingers into your hole. he was suprised at how needy and squirmy you had gotten from only that, and also how tight you were. he could just imagine how good it would feel if you let him fuck you.

as soon as he put in another finger you could feel a knot form in your stomach. and you wanted to cum, you really hoped that he would let you. your mind was hazy, and you mindlessly letting out muffled moans.

he plunged another finger in, enjoying the lewd squelching noises. you thrusted your hips up in sync with his movements, desperate to chase your release. sai tried to keep your hips down with his free hand, "does it really feel that good?"

you pulled on his hair, frustrated since he wasn't letting you get more stimulation. you couldn't say anything or nod though, simply throwing your head back into the pillow and hoping that he would understand.

he took that as a yes, and it took ever ounce of his will to not start grinding against the mattress, he didn't want to cum like that. but it hurt so much, watching your reaction was making him leave a wet spot in his pants.

it felt amazing, and it felt far better than when you touched yourself. his fingers were stretching you out and as soon as his fingers hit your spot you knew your release was close.

he grunted as he felt your walls tighten around his fingers. your thighs were beginning to shake and knowing that you were on the verge of cumming, he stopped, taking his fingers out and leaving you a whining and frustrated mess. you clenched around nothing,

you were desperate at this point, wanting nothing else but your own release. he had already done this twice and all you wanted was for him to let you, you didn't even care how at this point.

you looked at him and he was staring at his fingers in shock. they were soaked and dripping, and as he looked up at you he brought his fingers up to his mouth and sucked them clean. your muffled moan brought his attention back to you.

he reached up to take your underwear out your mouth, and he couldn't take his eyes off you. you were drooling, eyes lidded and eyebrows furrowed with frustration. chest heaving up and down as you panted and your hair messy from all the times you had thrown your head back and moved it from side to side.

you didn't waste any time, whining his name out. "please let me cum, please! I'll do anything sai, just!" you couldn't finish, just wanting him to take you. "just fuck me."

he bit his lower lip, knowing that he wouldn't be able to hold back if he did. and he didn't want to hurt you since he knew that it could be painful for you "are you sure? I don't think I'll be able to control myself."

you nodded desperately, you were so wet that you knew it wouldn't hurt as much. and with that he took the remainder of his clothes off. he had to calm himself down before he did anything, but with your reassuring smile he couldn't resist.

aligning himself, he took a second to admire everything about you. your fucked out expression, your beautiful body, even all the small details. it made him so grateful, he never would've imagine that he'd find someone like you.

he slowly put the tip in, and just from that he threw his head back, so sensitive and untouched. he couldn't wait though, thrusting himself all into you. "you're so tight."

you couldn't even say anything, only able to let out needy whines and moans. you wrapped your legs around him to pull him closer, your nails digging into his back.

it made him go feral, bottoming out before roughly thrusting back in. he felt his back tingle with pain, but the way you were scratching his back just made everything so much better. knowing that you couldn't control yourself because of how good it drove him crazy.

not only was the act itself erotic but the sounds were as well, and it just spurred the two of you on. the headboard banging against the wall accompanied with the bed creaking with every movement. the squelching noises every time his cock met with your cunt. and all the different sounds the both of you made, moans, grunts, pants, groans.

sai could've never imagined this outcome when he was reading the books, he didn't expect it to feel this good. but here he was, overwhelmed by the feeling as he felt you tighten your walls around him. you felt him twitch inside you afterwards and he moaned out your name. "I'm not going to last long, you feel so good."

you wanted to praise him too but all that came out your mouth was a moan. he was literally fucking you senseless and it boosted his ego.

to him it felt like a sin to even look at your face. your eyes were rolled back, mouth gaped open with pleasure, some hair stuck to your forehead because of the sweat and saliva rolling down your chin. "s-sai- I'm going to cum!"

this brought him to the edge and for the first time he let out a whimper and he found it hard to talk. "good girl, let's cum together."

his eyes shut with pleausre, his thrusts growing sloppier as he chased his orgasm. his lips were bruised from biting down on them so hard.

you felt him twitch inside of you one last time before feeling him cum inside of you. your vision went white, and it you came so hard that you forgot your own name. your body had been begging for this sweet release this entire time and now that you had finally gotten it your body didn't know how to react.

at this point you were digging into sai's back so tightly that it would leave marks for many days. he didn't care though, in fact it was better that way. it would remind him of this and he loved it.

after what felt like minutes you opened your eyes, staring up at your lover. you were both a mess and it made you laugh, "we should clean up."

he smiled, a blush present on his face as he got off of you. "it's fine, I'll do it. I woke you up afterall, so get some sleep."

you wanted to say no but he was right and your eyelids were already heavy out of exhaustion. he gave you one final kiss before you drifted off to sleep. "good night."

[hateswifi]

Jasonette July: First Meeting

Sooo yeah I decided to  do it cuz why not, but I suffer from committal issue and may or may not finish it.

The Master: Master List

Jasonette July: Master List

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Honestly, it wasn’t his fault. I mean, he could’ve been paying more attention, but he was distracted trying to reach the book he had been waiting for, which had just been returned. Apparently, he wasn’t the only one who was distracted cause the next thing he knew, a small body knocked into him and somehow, though he wouldn’t admit it, knocked him over. He heard some of the other bookcases falling like dominos.

“Fuck, why’d you knock into me,” Jason says, rubbing his head as he opens his eyes. He watched as the person stood up abruptly.

“Sorry, monsieur,” She says, holding out her hand. He stares, she beautiful adorable. She’s about to draw her hand back when he grabs it, she helps pull him up. When he’s upright again, they’re closer than strangers should be. “Can I make it up to you?” She asks, her thick French accent bleeds through.

“How about you let me take you on a date?” Jason smirks, the girl’s face turns bright red.

“That would be lovely,” She smiles.

“Wait what happened to your accent?”

“Eh playing foreigner so you wouldn’t be mad,” She says with a smirk.

“You really are my type of girl, ready for our date?”

Someone clears their throat. “How about your first date is picking up all these books you guys knocked over?” The librarian says, a hand on her hip.

“Uhhh…. Sure?” Jason says, looking down at the girl.

“I guess it’ll leave us with nothing else to do but talk,” the girl shrugs.

They talk for hours as they put the book backs. The sun was rising as they finished putting back the last couple of books. With a yawn Jason says. “Well, I guess that was the longest date I’ve ever been on and not going to lie, it was probably one of my favorites.”

“That’s good, umm, by the way, I never got your name.”

“That’s awkward because I never got your name either,” Jason says, rubbing the back of his neck.

“Marinette.”

“Well, Marinette, it’s been an honour to meet you, I’m Jason,” He says, kissing her hand.

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[the-daily-multi-fandom-post]

This time can you do a very romantic just Jeremy Gilbert request I’m really sorry if I keep bothering you or annoying you I really love how you write in the style I am how do you put it all together it’s amazing but if you’re tired of me I completely understand

Oh no it’s fine I gottcha! Here it is! 🖤

Warnings: smoking weed, talks of drugs, drinking? Idk what else.

Y/n smiled as she woke up to a drooling Jeremy. She was wrapped in the arms of her boyfriend who was going to sleep the day away. Y/n tried to get up without waking him, but the two were tangled up together.

She continues to carefully struggle, but she just didn’t have the heart to wake Jeremy up.

“I know your awake I can hear your heart beating faster.” She looked at Jeremy who seemed to be half awake and half asleep.

“I forget my girlfriends a vampire sometimes.” He said as he pulled her impossibly closer to her.

“Jeremy please let go. I have stuff I need to go do today.”

“What’s more important then staying in bed all day?” He asked as he stared into her Y/e/c eyes.

“Maybe helping my brothers before they get themselves killed. If I don’t get up and ready they’ll leave without me.”

“She’s right.” Damon said all of a sudden inside the room making the two jump.

“Damon, what the hell?!” Y/n yelled as she threw a pillow at her older brother.

“Y/n you need to get ready we leave in 5 minutes. So chop chop. Little Gilbert let my sister go before I snap your neck.” Y/n rolled her eyes at her brother as she vamp sped to him. Grabbing the coller of his black shirt and running him out of the room. Locking the door behind her as she shut the door.

“I mean it five minutes, no fonduing!” Damon called from the other side of the door. Y/n rolled her eyes at her brother as she walked back over to the bed. Getting back onto the bed she leaned over to Jeremy giving him a passionate kiss. He tries to takeover the kiss but she wouldn’t allow it. As soon as he tried to make the kiss deeper.

“I love you, but I gotta go.” She smiled kissing him one more time then getting up. Walking over to the closet of her room and grabbing clothes to get dressed.

She came back out of the closet wearing a gray v-neck t-shirt, blue jean shorts and black converse tennie shoes.

“How is it you can dress as casual as can be and still look so freaking beautiful?” Jeremy asked as he stood up from the bed walking over to her. He wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her against him. Giving her a tight hug, secretly trying to keep her home for the day.

“I know what your doing.” Y/n spoke as she felt Jeremy kiss the space between her neck and shoulder. “And what is that?” He hummed as he continues kissing up her neck.

“You are distracting me so I’ll have to stay home. It’s not gonna work, Jeremy.” She said as she pulled away from him with a smile. Walking over to her dressed she grabbed her hair brush. Brushing through her hair. Then after she was done twisting it into a braid.

Then walking over towards the bathroom to brush her teeth.

She could hear Jeremy groaning. Telling her she should stay with him for the day.

“It’s only 9:34 I should be Home by 12.” Jeremy looked at Y/n and tried to give her puppy dog eyes.

“Fine, but you are mine tonight. I have a special night tonight.” Y/n nodded at a serious Jeremy Gilbert.

“Alright tonight I’m all yours, I promise.” Jermey nodded as he gave her a kiss letting her go with a soft smile.

Y/n grabbed phone off charge and left the room. A minute later she left with her two brothers.

“Alright we have a couple hours to get the place decorated for Y/ns birthday so let’s get started!” Caroline exclaimed as she looked at her friends in front of her.

Stefan and Damon were distracting Y/n while Elena, Jeremy, Caroline, Bonnie, Matt and Tyler worked on everything for the party.

“Tyler, Matt you guys are on food and drink duty.”

“Elena, Jeremy you guys are with me working on decorating the boarding house.” Elena and Jeremy nodded.

“Bonnie you are to find a cake for y/n and help us decorate the house.” Everyone understand what they should be doing?” Caroline I asked her friends with a smile on her face. They all nodded and Caroline clapped her hands together. Making them jump at the loud clap. “Alright then let’s get started.”

Hours went by as Y/n sat in the back seat of Damon’s Camaro. She was told they were going to a meeting with Elijah at the Mikaelson mansion. But when they had been driving for a little more then what they should’ve been she was confused.

“Where are we going?” Y/n finally asked her two older brothers.

“We are doing something for your birthday. This year is the first year we three are together for your birthday. So I decided that we would do something we haven’t done for a very long time.” Y/n looked over at Stefan confused. But was about to ask questions when they pulled into a familiar dirt road.

“Are we where I think we are?” She asked as she looked at the Woods around them and then the rumble of what used to be their home.

“Welcome home y/n.” Damon said as he put the blue camaro in parked.

Stepping out y/n looked at the house and smiled.

“There’s so many memories here.” Y/n spoke softly as she looked at the property in front of her.

“We figured since its been so long since we’ve been together for your birthday we would go back down memory lane.” Damon said as he pulled at a foot ball from the trunk of the car.

“Are you for real?” Y/n asked as she looked at her two brothers.

“Umm. Yeah.” Damon said as he threw the ball to Y/n.

The whole time Y/n had a great time with her brothers. Playing football together playing tag and playing hide-in-seek.

“I don’t understand how you hide so good still. It’s been like 200 years and we still can’t ever find you.” Stefan told his younger sister as they got into the car.

“Well, I guess I’m just that good.” Y/n said with a smile laughing at her brother who seemed confused at how he couldn’t find his sister.

“Alright, lets get back to the house. We’re going to be late.” Damon said as he got into the car.

“Late for what?” Y/n asked as she looked at her older brother.

“Huh? Oh I was just saying how I didn’t want to be here so late. You know with spirits running around here.” Damon made you randomly. Y/n squinted her eyes at her brother and sighed. Mumbling a dragged out, “okay.”

The three got out of the car and walked up the side walk to the door. Opening the door Y/n heard a shush and then a snickering.

She walked further into the house and seen her friends and other people jump up, “happy birthday!!” They all exclaimed. Y/n looked at her friends with a smile on her face. Music started playing for background sound and y/n looked at her brothers behind her.

“You guys were distracting me so they could do all this.” Y/n said looking at her two brothers.

“You guys are the best.” Y/n said looking at her brothers and then her friends.

“Well, lets get this party started!” Caroline exclaimed pulling y/n to the crowd of people who were already dancing to the music. Y/n was dancing beside Caroline, Bonnie and Elena. The four girls having them time of their lives.

“Here you go!” Jeremy called over the music handing Y/n a red solo cup of beer from the keg.

“Thank you, baby!” Y/n called over the music. Hugging him and then placing a kiss on his cheek. She took a couple sips of the cool beer and started dancing with Jeremy.

After a while of dancing and drinking Y/n was pulled away with Jeremy to another room where she noticed a few stoned teenagers were smoking.

“Are you kidding me?” Y/n laughed at Matt who was smoking a blunt in his hand.

“What? You wanna hit?” Y/n giggled as she took the blunt.

Y/n laughed at something Matt said when Alaric walked in.

“Y/n I thought you were the good influence.” Alaric told y/n as she handed the blunt to Jeremy.

“Sometimes you just gotta let loose some.” Y/n laughed right before taking a swig of her beer.

“I’m all out I’ll be right back.” Y/n leaned over kissing Jeremy then left the room to get a drink. The three stayed quiet until Y/n left the room completely.

“Do you have the ring?” Jeremy asked Alaric who had been out all day getting the ring Jeremy had bought for Y/n.

Alaric nodded reaching into his pocket getting the promise ring Jeremy had asked Alaric to get.

“Here it is. It’s a really nice ring. I thought it was an engagement ring at first.” Matt nodded as he leaned over to get a clear look of the silver banned ring with a small blue stone in the middle.

“What kind of stone is that?” Matt asked pointing to the blue shining stone.

“lapis lazuli gemstone. It’s the same stone that’s in their daylight rings. I thought I would make the ring special by putting a daylight stone inside of it. I even got Bonnie to activate it.”

“Got Bonnie to activate what?” Y/n asked as she came back into the room. A solo cup in hand along with a jack daniels bottle in hand. Jeremy jumped quickly putting the ring into his pocket.

“Oh I had to get Bonnie to activate my phone. You know me, not that tech savvy.” Alaric came up quickly as he gave Y/n a smile. Matt and Jeremy nodded agreeing that’s what they were talking about.

“Okay, well I stole a bottle of whiskey so we don’t have to drink any of that cheap beer. No offense Matt.” Matt shrugged and smiled.

“Alright, well Matt and I are gonna go in here and see if we can find the others.” Matt looked at Alaric confused, but Alaric gave Matt a glare which made him nod. “Yeah, Caroline owes me a drink anyway.”

Y/n watched as Alaric and Matt left leaving the two in the room alone.

“What was that all about?” She asked looking at Jeremy confused.

“Who knows, I think they’re a little too drunk.”

Y/n nodded as she looked into Jeremys brown eyes smiling.

“Thank you for everything. I’ve never had a birthday party.” Y/n thanked him leaning on her tip toes to kiss him.

“You’ve lived for over 100 years and never had a birthday party before?” Jermey asked as he laced his fingers with hers.

She nodded looking him.

“Yeah, I’ve never had one. I mean I was told happy birthday by my brothers and mom, but never had a party.”

“Well I guess we need to have this party even more memorable.” Jeremy said as he grabbed the ring out of his pocket.

“Baby, we’ve been together for three years. I’ve never been more in love with anyone that I have for you. I got you a promise ring,” he started pulling out the ring and showing it to Y/n. Y/n smiled as she looked up at Jeremy.

“This ring is a promise to you from me. A promise to be there for you whenever you need it. A shoulder for you to lean on in the time of need. To love you and to hold you at night. This promise ring is a symbol of my love to you. To show you my love. It's a promise to be faithful and love someone. Will you accept my promise?” Y/n was in tears, she had never had someone tell her they were so in love with her. It made her heart burst with love. She nodded with a teary smile.

“Of course I will!” She smiled as she slipped the ring in her ring finger.

“Now in a couple years you’ll be trading that for an engagement ring.” Damon spoke up as he walked into the room following close behind him were the rest of the gang.

“You guys knew about this?” Y/n asked as Jeremy wrapped his arms around her waist.

“Uh, yeah. Kinda the reason why we made you stay out all day.” Elena laughed at Caroline who was being so blunt.

“Well, thank you! This is the beat birthday ever. I couldn’t think of a better birthday.” Y/n smiled as she leaned her head against Jeremys shoulder.

“I love y’all.” Y/n said looking at her friends. Caroline smiled as she clapped her hands together. “Group hug!” She said forcing everyone to hug.

Yup definitely one of the best birthdays ever.

[lesbian-deadpool]

The Assistant

Part One Of Two: To Kill Tony Stark

Natasha Romanoff x Reader, Platonic!Tony x Reader

Words: 2,699

Warnings: Uhhh... Cannon violence? Drinking, mentions of death, dying, and killing. Swearing. Idk. I think that’s it.

Request: For the @ryostephi who donated to the Australian Bushfires. (I’m sorry the tag doesn't work)

Summary: You’re infatuated with a red-headed newcomer. And you’re gonna kill Tony.

A/N: I’m not gonna lie. I had absolutely no idea what to do for this, so I hope this is okay. And I haven't watched IM2 in a while, so forgive me if I get anything wrong. Not proofread. I know there’s not a tone of Nat stuff in this. But there will be more in the next chapter.

(Not my GIF)

***

2011

Tony Stark’s Malliabo house.

10:36 A.M.

You were awoken from your peaceful slumber by your covers being removed from your body, robotically slow. Groaning, you grabbed the edge of your cover, that now sat at your waist. Tugging them back up your body. Fully intending to go back to sleep. That is before they were once again removed from your body, robotically slow.

Groaning louder this time, you finally peaked one of your eyes open for the first time this morning. The metal statue of Dum-E blurred, from your sleepy vision.

“What do you want, Dum-E?” you asked groggily.

“Miss Y/L/N. Mr Stark requests your assistance in his workshop,” Jarvis spoke for the robot.

“What time is it?” you yawned, cuddling into your pillow more.

“It is ten-forty, Miss,” Jarvis’ robotic voice rung throughout the room.

You groaned, “Tell Tony that if I come down there, I’m shoving a bench up his ass.”

The AI was silent for a few moments.

“He said he’s ‘looking forward to it’, Miss.”

Grumbling, you moved to sit on the edge of the bed, about to get up, when Dum-E handed you your pants.

“Oh, thank you Dum-E,” you said surprised. Before continuing with what you were previously going to say, “And what have I told you about calling me ‘Miss’?”

“Then what would you prefer I call you? Your Majesty?” Jarvis suggested.

“Jarvis,” you chided.

“Okay. Very well, Y/N. Shall I tell Mr Stark you’re on your way?”

“Yes. Thank you, Jarvis.”

“It’s a pleasure, as always, Y/N.”

***

“Right Tony, hand me a bench, and pull your pants down,” you said loudly, clapping your hands as you entered his workshop. Stopping dead in your tracks once you saw Pepper- However, it was normal for you to say this stuff in front of her, considering she had to deal with Tony. And you. Both of your antics. A lot of the times she had to deal with Tony, you and your antics together- Happy by her side- Who was also used to this shit-

The thing truly catching you off of your guard, being the gorgeous red-head woman. Standing on Pepper’s other side, holding a clipboard, with a small collection of files upon it, sat in her arm and pressed against her chest. Her dark auburn eyebrows scrunched up as she surveyed you, looking you up and down.

“-Oh, hello pretty stranger!” you greeted her, voice going an octave or two higher, that it’s usual tone.

Realising what you just said, your eyes widened, and you were quick to correct yourself. However unbelievable it may be.

“I didn't call you pretty. That never happened.”

“I’m afraid you did, Y/N,” Jarvis notified you.

“Thanks, Jarvis!”

Finally getting a hold of his stifled laughter, Tony gestured to introduce you.

“Y/N. This is Natalie Rushman, she’s Pepper’s new assistant. Natalie. This is Y/N Y/L/N, one of my best friends.”

Natalie hummed. Raising her head up at you with a small smirk. “Nice to meet you.”

“Uh. Yep.” You nodded. “I don’t want to say anything else, because I don’t want to embarrass myself more.” You smiled.

“How ever will you live this down?” Tony asked sassily.

“Give me five minutes, and I’ll be back to normal.”

“You know what? I don’t doubt that,” Pepper said.

“Hey, Y/N, guess what!” Tony clapped his hands excitedly, moving up and down on the spot.

“What?”

“Natalie kicked Happy’s ass.” Tony pointed to the girl, then gestured to blushing Happy.

“Really?” you asked Natalie, slightly surprised. Her reply being a single nod.

“No, she didn’t,” Happy blatantly lied.

“Uh, yes, she did,” Pepper assured.

“Well, no offence, Natalie,” you started, “But, anybody can kick Happy’s ass.”

She smiled at your little joke, as the Head of Security protested to your words.

At that moment, Natalie turned to Pepper.

“I should be getting back to work now, Miss Potts.”

“Yes, thank you, Natalie.”

With a nod she was off, stopping only once, by your side, turning her face towards you.

“It was really nice to meet you,” she spoke almost sultry.

“Yeah...” you breathed, “You, too.”

Watching as she walked away, the other three amused by your infatuation with the red-head, you had only just met.

Turning back to the others, surprised to see their smug faces. Like they knew something you didn’t. Or something that you would deny.

“What?”

“You love her,” Tony teased, in an almost sing-song voice.

Quickly you grabbed the nearest object upon the bench you were next to, which just so happened to be a bench. Pointing it at the man, you said, “Bend over.”

***

Apparently, the only reason Tony had requested your presence down in his workshop, was so that you could meet the new Assistant. Or as Tony liked to call her now, ‘your future Wife’. But still. He had managed to “convince” you into helping him.

You would be happy to help him, no matter what.

But that doesn’t mean you couldn’t act begrudgingly towards it. And Tony knew that.

That wasn’t the only reason.

Tony needed to tell you something. You were like his family, and he was scared.

“Y/N...” Tony started, his playful demeanour dimming, and you knew it was serious. Whatever it was he wanted to tell you, “I need to yell you something.”

“Okay...” you gently pressed, not wanting to make him close up and never tell you.

“Something. Something’s going wrong... I, umm... the reactor, it’s- I...” He sighed. Not knowing how to get the words out.

“Hey. It’s okay.” Reaching over you grabbed his forearm, squeezing it in a comforting manner. “Take your time. I’m right here.”

“Don’t tell Pepper- Or anyone really. But especially Pep. Okay?”

“I swear.”

“Well... basically... I’m dying.”

“You're what?!” you yelled, jumping to your feet.

Tony followed you, shushing you as he did.

“You’ve got to keep quiet. You swore,” he reminded you.

“But you’re dying,” you whispered softly, shocked to your core, “What-? How?”

“The shrapnel. It’s poisoning me.”

“Shit!” you swore under your breath, a hand coming up to rub at your forehead. Turning back to him you asked, “Can you fix it.”

He said nothing else, only shaking his head solemnly. Which caused your shoulder to drop.

“How long have you got?”

“Not long.”

No more words were spoken for a while after that. You were both too busy holding each other, the hug was tight with fear, afraid if you let go of him he would disappear into the air.

***

“Hey, Rhodey!” you called over to the man, clad in his airforce uniform. You had just gotten done helping Tony out with his inventions... amongst other things.

You felt a little better after Tony had explained everything, but you were still broken-hearted at the news but kept it locked and tight against your chest. Not wanting to cause the Tin Man any more pain. You knew he did felt better too. Finally getting all of that off his chest. To one person at least.

“Hey, Y/N. You seen Tones?”

“Yeah, he should be down in the workshop,” you told him, “Why? He in some trouble?”

“Isn’t he always?”

You shrugged. “Yeah, you’re right about that.”

Rhodey walked down to the workshop, he was here on business, you could tell that much. If the way he walked with a purpose told you anything.

“Can I give you a hand?” you asked, jogging up to Natalie, who had just walked through the door. She busy carrying thick binders, full of imported documents.

Before she could object. You had grabbed most of the binders out of her arms.

Natalie let out a slightly scoffed breath, as you both continued to walk, side by side, towards Natalie’s destination.

“You know I could have done it myself.”

“I know.” You nodded. She hadn’t seemed to be struggling. “But it doesn’t stop me from being chivalrous. Now, does it?”

She laughed. “Yeah. You’ve God chivalry pouring out of your ears, haven't you?”

“Yes, I do. Thank you for noticing.”

As soon as you had dropped the files off at the coffee table, where Natalie and Pepper would be busy working away. Tony walked past you -Rhodey ranting quietly beside him, so only Tony could hear-, lowly humming ‘The Wedding March’ so only you would hear.

You were, so, going to kill him yourself.

***

Tony was smirking over his glass at you, eyes shining with mischief, and that's when you knew something bad was coming.

“So. Natalie?”

She hummed, turning her attention away from the food she was cutting, and to the man, topping his glass up.

“You got a boyfriend? Girlfriend?”

You spread your arms in a ‘what-the-fuck?!’ manner, behind the red-head, Tony being the only one able to you. Face looking that of pure embarrassed shock, your willingness to murder him shining through.

“No.” She shook her head. “Nothing like that.”

“Well, if that’s the case. Maybe you’d like to go out with Y/N, sometime?”

Natalie looked over her shoulder at you.

You, however, were busy gazing up at the ceiling, like it had the most interesting story, the world has ever seen, written upon it. With your hands now on your his. But you still managed to see her lips upturn in a smirk, before her gaze returned to Tony.

“If you don’t mind, Mr Stark,” Natalie started, “I much prefer the people I date to ask me out themselves.” And with that, she took her leave.

“We’ll now you know what to need to do.”

“Kill you?” you asked, voice slightly manic with anger at the man.

“Ask her out.”

You never got the chance to vocalise your reply, because Tony took the same route Natalie did, heading back to his workshop. Leaving you in the kitchen alone with your thoughts. And desire to beat the infamous Iron Man to a pulp.

***

“I hate that guy,” you mumble, disdain on your tongue. Natalie being the only one who heard you, as she was right by your side, walking to where you were meant to watch the race.

“Hammer?” she asked curiously.

“Yep. He’s so full of himself- And not in the way Tony pretends to be.”

“Wow, you really do hate him,” she says, and you're thankful that she brushed past what you said about Tony. But hey, she works for the guy. She can probably tell that a lot of what Tony does is put on as a front so that he won't get hurt.

Sighing at her words, you nod.

“Come on.” Natalie places a hand on your arm. “The race is about to start.”

“Natalie,” Pepper calls over to he worriedly, making the red-head rush over to her, “Did you know about this?”

You turned to the TV as Natalie spoke to Pepper, seeing the missing billionaire fitted out in a race suit, and jumping into the Stark owned racecar.

“Oh, Jesus Christ!” you yelled. Running out of the room.

You were gonna kill him. You were so gonna kill him.

Or he was.

Wait.

Who the fuck is that?!

A large man, with what seemed to be a very light version of the Iron Man suit strapped upon his body. Long chains, acting like whips, yellow with electricity. Cutting up cars like they were nothing but paper.

Tony zoomed past, just as you managed to slip through the chainlink fence separating the crowd and the track. Vaulting over the metal barrier, ignoring the people calling for you to ‘stop’, and that it was ‘dangerous’. When the chain-whip-man, cut Tony’s car in half.

“Holy fuck!” You yelled.

A Rolls Royce screeched up beside you, snapping your attention from Tony rolling away from the destroyed car, to see the driver.

“Get in!” Happy ordered. And so you did. Slipping in beside Pepper. And then you were off again, to help Tony.

Soon enough, Happy had run into the man, successfully trapping him between the expensive car and the protective wall of the track. Narrowly missing Tony, who jumped up onto the chain-link fence to get away.

“Were you aiming for him, or me-?” Tony asked Happy.

“I was trying to scare him.”

“-’Cause I can’t tell.”

All the while you were trying to process everything.

“ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!” Pepper screeched at Tony.

“You’re Head Of Security-!”

“GET IN THE CAR!” she cut him off.

And before he could voice his reply, you joined in, “Get in the fucking car, Tony!”

“-I was attacked!”

Repeating this earlier sentence to you, Happy also told Tony to get into the car. But by this point, you were so done, that you just blanked the rest of what they said. Raising a hand to your forehead, and shaking it.

That is until you heard Tony mutter, “First vacation in two years.” Then the door, he had just opened, was sliced in half, by the appearance, still alive man, trying to kill Tony.

At this point, you wished you had put on a seat belt, as Happy started ramming into the man, as Tony asked for his “suitcase”. But was unable to get it, because of Happy’s driving.

You were so done with this shit.

You had begun to reach over, to take the suitcase from Pepper try and hand into Tony easier. When the car was chopped in half, like a knife through hot butter.

“AAA! Fuck!” you yelled, whipping your arm back.

Tony was still asking for his case, as the unknown man continued to chew up the car.

Oh.

Oh, of course.

Why did you expect any less?

The fight was scary. That’s for sure. But you were just glad it was over quickly.

“God...” you uttered, “I need to sleep.”

***

“But the after-party starts now!”

““Holy shit,” you mumble, rubbing your eyes because of the man's behaviour.

“He's hammered,” Natalie spoke, sliding up next to you, “How did he get this bad? He was relatively fine fifteen minutes ago.”

You sighed.

“Yep. That’s Tony for ya.”

After that... let’s just say you lost track of things. You knew you shouldn't have, but you took a walk outside around the pool, getting some much needed fresh air, before you went back in, and tried to talk some sense into the drunk raging genius.

You understood why he was doing this. You really did. That doesn't mean you liked it, though.

When you entered not even ten minutes later, you were welcomed with destruction. People running out the door, Tony, Pepper, Natalie, and Happy nowhere to be seen. And loud crashes coming from the floors above you.

That's when you spotted Natalie and Pepper. Arguing.

What the fuck happened?

They didn’t like each other. You knew that much. But this was new for them.

Rushing over, you hoped to resolve whatever was going on between the two.

“Hey-” You hadn't even got two words out, when suddenly...

You jumped back, as Rhodey -Rhodey? When did he get here?- and Tony tore through the ceiling, landing upon the coffee table, fighting like stupid children. Noticing Natalie taking up a fighting stance in front of you, as Pepper screams.

“Boys!” you yelled. Failing to gain their attention, as they instead of hearing you, and stopping their fighting, decided to crash through walls, knocking the hell out of each other and their metal suits.

This was all too much for you.

So, you did what you did best.

As Pepper ran off towards the fighting “adult men”, and Natalie... going wherever she did.

You left.

You walked out the door and got into your car.

They could handle this themselves. You still had that much faith in them.

But right now. You had something else you needed to do.

***

The bell above the diner’s door rang, alerting the three conversing people to the newcomer.

Surprising to only two of them.

Tony and Natasha’s mouths dropped agape, at what they saw.

You.

Walking straight towards them. SHIELD uniform clasped around your body, the sleeves rolled up, showing your forearms.

Stopping by the table, you slid in, next to Tony. Staring straight into Natasha's green eyes, as the billionaire beside you screeched, “What the fuck?!”

[b-rainlet]

That bitch Ecco

*insert John Mulaney’s ‘She’s a bitch and I love her so much!’ here*

Why I like Them/Why I don’t

Her introduction is her punching Jerome in the face, how can someone not love her, omg. 

I mean, we know nothing about her which maybe makes it harder to relate to her but I just think it makes her more intriguing. Like, what about her parents? Her Father apparently left when she was little, but what about her Mum?? When did she meet Jeremiah? Why the fuck did she pledge her life to him? Please, she’s a badass, why is she hanging around with him???

(Also where the fuck did she learn to fight, did she teach herself? Was she doing some kind of martial arts? Was she trained as a spy or something?? What is her past?????)

And then we have her going from a proxy to being Harley and like....once again, there’s no explanation as to why. I just enjoy thinking scenarios for her, wondering why she turned out the way she did and I am going through her tag daily, looking for some Ecco centric stuff - or even Eccomiah stuff that focuses on her a little (but she’s part of the female characters who get sidelined for Wayleska, just like Selina, which...I ship too! It’s nice! But sometimes I wanna have her tagged in a fic where she actually has a role aside from being mentioned once). 

(Also I am a hypocrite and I hate when Selina is being pushed aside or forgotten when other Bruce ships come to play but I have some Selina/Jeremiah wips where I’m like ‘Bruce who????’ ahkdhaskjd, sue me for loving girls). 

Also, Ecco is simply adorable and I saw her shake her head to rattle the bullet inside it and was like: Baby

(If Jeremiah won’t treat her right, I definitely will). 

Favourite Episode/Favourite Season

She has so little episodes where she features, but she’s a delight in every scene she features in. 

Favourite Season would probably be Season 5 because she has a bigger portion of screentime there and she’s Harley instead of Proxy or Mummer and while both of those personas are awesome (and fear-inducing), she’s a lot of fun crazy and unhinged. 

Favourite Episode is Ace Chemicals, I’d say. Not that she has a big role in it (that would probably the scene where she fights Selina) but she’s interacting with Jervis there and that scene not only is my header but also made me ship them (and caters to my bisexuality alsjsadnln). 

Also I have a fanfic in the works based on that scene because you cannot tell me that Jervis isn’t all heart-eyes over her. 

(In my heart, every single villain adores Ecco and hates Jeremiah and they put up with him for her - but they’re all just quietly waiting for her to leave him lmao, they got the chocolate and roses ready, just in case). 

Favourite Line

The only Ecco lines I have in my head are ‘Our cover is blownski’ and ‘She got me, Daddy’ and the last one made me fucking nauseous to listen to within the circumstances (I mean, deep fry Jeremiah? Really? No.) so I don’t have a favourite line I think. 

But she also doesn’t talk much ashkhks, she either doesn’t talk at all as the mummer or let’s Jeremiah monologue. 

(She’s probably more of a ‘Do it’ instead of talking about it girl and I stan her). 

Favourite Outfit

ALL OF THEM

They’re all beautiful, props to the costume department

(also sorry you can't see them well, I used gifs from old edits that where still on my phone)

OTP

You would think it’s Eccomiah - and I do love them a lot - but I would give an arm and a leg for some Ecco/Jervis or Ecco/Selina content. 

(Also Ecco/Bruce could be adorable and fucking hilarious at the same time, I love them). 

Ecco is very much shippable with everyone and I’d read anything about her (pls I’m desperate). 

(Also she deserves to be treated like a queen by someone to make up for the awful way Miah treats her in canon, so am I gleefully imagining scenarios of her leaving him and finding someone who treats her right while he’s cursing everything and feels miserable? Maybe). 

Brotp

All the girls! Like Ecco and Ivy and Bridgit having meetups where Ivy and Bridgit keep telling her to dump her trash boyfriend askhjafbska 

(But tbh, I can see every duo I’ve listed as an OTP as a Brotp too and vice versa. I mean...., you should like your spouse as a friend too askdkjdbkb). 

Idk why, but I can’t really warm up to Ivy/Ecco (which is basically Harley/Ivy), but maybe that’s precisely because it would be like Harley/Ivy and I’m not really a fan of those two. 

(I also have to admit that I enjoy Ecco a lot more than Margot Robbie’s version of Harley Quinn). 

Headcanon

Umm...idk? I kinda thought about her being russian? But I think that’s quite a popular thought, I saw some people mention it before! 

My headcanons usually change to adapt the current au I am thinking about but a hc I keep in most of them is that Ecco was pretty straight to the point before she became Harley and that she isn’t one for social cues. She’s blunt. 

(Which for me mostly means that Jeremiah pre-spray tried to flirt with her and she just. Didn’t respond to any of it. Not because she isn’t interested but because she doesn’t think much about Miah offering her things like sleeping in the guest bedroom. Makes sense, he works late and she’s within reach in case he needs anything, while he overthinks everything and basically offered her to move in with him lmao). 

Unpopular Opionion

Idk if that’s unpopular but she’s a really good Harley Quinn version (I think all their villain versions are very good? Like, they also have the best joker version(s), Gotham knows how to entertain me). 

A wish

Please, whoever’s in charge, drop what the writers would’ve done with her if Gotham wouldn’t have been cancelled, I am curious. 

Was she meant to die and be replaced at one point to show how Miah is actually looking for the ‘finished’ Harley version, like it’s alluded to in the finale? If she’s not his forever companion, would she have betrayed him at some point? Or if she is supposed to be Harley, would she have teamed up with Ivy at some point?

Would we have gotten more scenes of her interacting with other villains? Would we have seen a bit more of her past or maybe a flashback scene of the shooting? 

(I don’t think so, they probably would’ve kept her an insignificant side character but an enby can dream). 

Also, if I’m already wishing, someone release the cut scenes involving her. 

An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen

Finale? Which Finale? Gotham ends with Bruce leaving and nothing happens after that :)

5 words to best describe them

I’ll give you four ;)

Endearing

Cuckoo

Consecrated (to sth.)

Overlooked

My nickname for them

WIFEY

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i was tagged by @andysambrg thank you ♥♥

named after someone? no

last time you cried? i don’t remember!! that’s awesome :)

do you have any kids? no what. are there parents on tumblr???? where u at??

do you use sarcasm a lot? i used to use sarcasm a lot but i learned to tone it down

what’s the first thing you notice about people? idk i’m not good at noticing stuff about people haha

eye color? brown

scary movie or happy ending? happy ending

any special talent? umm i can reach my nose with my tongue lol and almost reach my albow

what country were you born in? israel

do you have any pets? yes my dog kessem :)

what sports do you play/have you played? none? used to do karate when i was a kid i wish i didn’t stop

how tall are you? 157cm which is 5′2 if im not wrong

favorite subject at school? feels weird to be asked that 4 years after finishing school lol, i guess english (as a language, not like lierature and stuff)

dream job? graphic designer maybe

tagging @cheddarthefluffyboi @jeremyshadaaa @bartonclinton feel free to ignore! ♥

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THE MEGA RP PLOTTING SHEET / MEME.

First and foremost, recall that no one is perfect, we all have witnessed some plotting once which did not went too well, be it because of us or our partner. So here have this, which may help for future plotting. It’s a lot! Yes, but perhaps give your partners some insight? Anyway BOLD what fully applies, italicize if only somewhat.

Mun Name: Mik      Age: 26       Contact: IM, discord, smoke signal, whatever.

Character(s) I rp: Nora, Spike. Which muse(s) inspires you the most atm?(for MM): Nora, most likely Current Fandom(s): Fandomless Fandom(s) you have an AU for:  pretty much everything I find around and hop on. My language(s): spanish, english.  Themes I’m interested in for rp:   Fantasy / Science fiction / Horror / Western / Romance / Thriller / Mystery / Dystopia / Adventure / Modern / Erotic / Crime / Mythology / Classic / History / Renaissance / Medieval / Ancient / War / Family / Politics / Religion / School / Adulthood / Childhood / Apocalyptic / Gods / Sport / Music / Science / Fights / Angst / Smut / Drama / etc. Themes/Genres you have an AU for: modern without supernatural, I do have some fantasy set up but eh. 

Preferred Thread length: one-liner / 1 para / 2 para / 3+ / novella. Asks can be send by: Mutuals / Non-Mutuals / Personals / Anons. Can Asks be continued?:   YES / NO   only by Mutuals?:  YES / NO. Preferred thread type: crack / casual nothing too deep / serious / deep as heck. Is realism / research important for you in certain themes?:   YES / NO. Are you atm open for new plots?:  YES / NO / DEPENDS. Do you handle your draft / ask - count well?:  YES / NO / SOMEWHAT. How long do you usually take to reply?:  24h / 1 week / 2 weeks / 3+ / months / years. I’m okay with interacting: original characters / a relative of my character (an oc) / duplicates / my fandom / crossovers / multi-muses / self-inserts / people with no AU verse for my fandom / canon-divergent portrayals / au-versions (as main or only verse). Do you post more ic or occ?:  IC / OOC. Are you selective with following others?:  YES / NO / DEPENDS.  

Best ways to approach you for rp/plotting:  ask, IM, discord, singing telegram, smoke signals, messeger pidgeos -- whatever dude. I will most likely talk and ramble a lot, I do like plotting and I squeeze my brains out to think in ways to rp with ppl. and I really suck at approaching others. really...

What expectations do you hold towards your plotting partner:  Ideas and somewhat more enthusiasm than me. I tend to shy away or feel very much awkward right off the bat if the person approaches me with not much to say or give. And honestly, some people really intimidate me because I am too hard on myself, so giving a bit of a pat on the back makes me relax more. I deal with a lot of anxiety and I know people run away the second I show it. 

When you notice the plotting is rather one-sided, what do you do?:  Mostly when I am doing the talk or coming with ideas or looking generally more interested. It takes effort for me to get on things and actually do stuff but if it’s not the other way around I end up thinking they got bored of me. I am one hell of insecure person. As for what I do, if after many tries of trying to reach another person and end up feeling rejected or ignored, then ... I stop. What’s the point of insisting if the other person would just be awkward or not spare you a word?

How do you usually plot with others, do you give input or leave most work towards your partner?:  well, I usually ask first what the other thinks or have in mind, if nothing, I either suggest or start brainstorming with the other person. I know some who have dealt with me at first I seem like a dettached person but not having ideas really makes me feel like I have not much right to talk. I want to give yet without impossing or letting it twist my arm. I know for a fact nora’s lore really doesn’t help shit for most things. 

When a partner drops the thread, do you wish to know?:   YES / NO / DEPENDS. - And why?: if the thread was meaningful and we were really into it , then I would ask but as for the most, I don’t really bother with it. Sometimes people just lose muse, and even if I was enjoying it, I don’t have the right  to force someone or ask why they stopped. thread dropping is normal, i guess.  - What should your partner do when dropping a thread?:  whatever they want. telling me or not is up to them, I don’t really mind. RP is not something SUPER serious like it should be just perfect. I try to convice myself of this a lot.

What could possibly lead you to drop a thread?:  either because it was old as fuck, I couldn’t find muse or because it was lost in the void of tumblr’s amazing tracking system. - Will you tell your partner?:   YES / NO / DEPENDS.

Is communication in the rpc important to you?   YES / NO. - And why?:  if I do not have some idea of who am i rping with and what they have in mind, then it’s nearly impossible. being purely IC is really uncomfortable and could lead to a lot of misundertandings. - Are you okay with absolute honesty, even if it may means hearing something negative about you and/or portrayal?:  yeah. mostly yeah -- I mean, I will feel bad, I do have feelings, but I will take it with water. - Do you think you can handle such situation in a mature way?  YES ( but I will feel bad anyways ) / NO.

Why do you rp again, is there a goal?:  connect with others, ramble a lot about characters, have fun. I’ve been rping since i was 12 ( back then it was not big deal your age apparently ) and having to connect with other people by making these plots and stories and just having a fun time is something that brings me joy. There’s so much that can be done. And exploring my muses with other muses influences is really helpful to fill the holes left due indecisiveness.

Wishlist, be it plots or scenarios:  I wish people joined my lore more. Having muses that could be in the same story department as Nora in particular, would be hella and inspire me more. There is so much I have. Explore nora’s power is also something I want but it’s hard -- it’s very invasive and not many would really like it, feeling it’s meta. For now, I don’t really have other muses and Spike has her little crew outside tumblr.

Themes I won’t ever rp / explore:  umm, it’s hard to think in something in particular. But mostly stuff that collides with nora’s story/character. but there is a lot I am willing to explore.

What Type of Starters do you prefer / dislike, can’t work with?: casual starters are my fab. It’s easier to figure out how  to go or stop and think. plotted ones also work. as for what I dislike or cannot work with, things that force my muse to not act how they would? not giving me something solid is hard to handle. 

What type of characters catch your interest the most?:  I really like out of the norm muses, something that you see and say /oh , look at that/. Aesthetically, story wise or personality wise, something that goes out the usual troup most would use. I do have a guilty pleasure for opposite to my muse characters --- something that would really show the contrast with one another.

What type of characters catch your interest the least?:  Very basic ones? or those who try TOO hard to be special. A character that doesn’t fit in the context they are in, esp. in fandoms. HEAVILY divergent characters that just basically turn them into OCs. I know I sound like a bitch but I am the type who respect canon and the actual author behind the character too much. Also those that I don’t know much about? as in, the fandom never managed to catch my interest or smth in that line.

What are your strong aspects as rp partner?:  I know where is the line between fiction and reality. And that what your character does it does not reflect as the person you actually are. I am pretty laid back and I understand people’s views and reasoning. idk. I draw a lot if I am super invested ?

What are your weak aspects as rp partner?: I am super sporadic and can go from being super active to flat out dead for weeks. my mood swings a lot with the amount of attention I get, as horrible as it sounds. I am very anxious as a person for reasons ( not IRL mostly, just bad experience from previous partners ). I promise a lot but do little? honestly I will just bad mouth myself if I keep writing this.

Do you rp smut?:  YES ( tho mostly on discord ) / NO. Do you prefer to go into detail?:  YES / NO / DEPENDS. Are you okay with black curtain?:  YES / NO. - When do you rp smut? More out of fun or character development?:  both? - Anything you would not want to rp there?:  ehhhh, idk -- i don’t do as much to know what I don’t like here.

Are ships important to you?:   YES / NO / RELATIVE. Would you say your blog is ship-focused?:   YES / NO. Do you use read more?:  YES / NO / SOMETIMES. Are you: Multi-Ship / Single-Ship / Dual-Ship  —  Multiverse / Singleverse. - What do you love to explore the most in your ships?:  the very nature of human relations. I am talking about Nora big time here -- there is a lot to explore in her relations and how she reacts and acts towards someone is very very contextual. How much she fakes, how much she is sincere, how much she struggles or how relaxed can be. force her to show her real self, which is very hazy even for her as a task. Be very poetic deep and also very shallow. I particulary see her as a character that REALLY depends on her relation with the other muse -- but generally speaking for any of my muses: I love to explore them as a pair and as individuals. - What is your smut tag?: the unfamily friendly. ( new tag (?))

Are you okay with pre-established relationships?: YES / NO. - And what kind of ones?: Anything? I am open to anything honestly. As long as it makes sense.

► SECTION ABOUT YOUR MUSE.

- What could possibly make your Muse interesting towards others, why should they rp with this particular character of yours now, what possible plots do they offer?:  Anyone who is denying their feelings, are peculiar as an individual or anyone who needs an insight of themselves and the world around them. Nora is a mentor type of character, she is here to be a support and help others explore themselves and learn. Also if you are a minor, she will most likely try to get close to help -- one must protect the good sad kids.

- With what type of Muses do you usually struggle to rp with?:  Stubborn, very fixated with things. Who would not open themselves to other perspective without thinking someone is trying to change them. Also she would struggle a heck lot with psychopaths and sociopaths, or anyone that “doesn’t have a face” for her. - With what type of Muses do they usually work well with?:  Curious people, struggling ones, kids in general -- people that are willing to listen to her opinions and try to improve in a positive way. Also those who are quirky in a way. 

- What interests your Muse(s) in general:  rabbits, literature, interesting people, the unknown, learning, relationships of all natures.  - What do they desire, is their goal?:  Live long without letting her particularity ruin her -- for her kind nobody makes it past the 50s and she wants that , to conquer her ability and prove that even with something like she is ( they are ), it’s posible to live and be happy. have a family of her own, yeah she is that cheesy. - What catches their interest first when meeting someone new?:  Their actions and the emotions that they are carrying on their back.  - What do they value in a person?:    sincerity, willingness, enthusiasm. - What themes do they like talking about?:  a lot of phylosophic stuff, deep topics -- as well to casual things of life. about people and society. - Which themes bore them?:  excuses and avoidance -- people who are willing to drop everything and give up.

- Did they ever went through something traumatic?:  the attempt of suicide of her mother. and the successfull suicide of many of her peers. - What could possibly trigger them?:  any sort of threat or violence towards someone who does not asked for it. esp. her peers and family. - What could set them off, enrage them?:  Immoral ones. Those who are willing to stomp on others just to success in their goal. - What could lead to an instant kill?:  is not killing, but touch a hair of her family and you are done. same for her friends and protegees.

- Is there someone /-thing they hate?:  gorgers, suicide, her tired face. - Is there someone /-thing they love?:   her family and dear ones --- to a fault. rabbits or anything related to it.

Is your Muse easy to approach?: YES / NO. - Best ways to approach them?:  any way is okay as long as is not threatening. - Where are they usually to find?:  during the night, in the streets -- during the day is either her workplace or her house. maybe a park near her apartment/location if she is feeling stuffy.

Something you may still want to point out about your muse?:  she is not a good person , she is willing to manipulate people and is constantly trying to impose her morals. but she is also very sensitive even if she doesn’t show it --- Nora does look tired for a reason , and one of them is because she cries a lot . 

CONGRATS!!! You managed it, now tag your mutuals! ♥

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tagged by @kabeswaters !!!! love u big time

1. on a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now? .... 3

2. describe yourself in a hashtag? #onedirectionstan

3. if you could do a love scene with anyone, who would it be? gross Harry Styles

4. if your life was a musical, what would the marquee say? get ready for disappointment but the good thing is one direction would be to my musical as abba is to mamma mia

5. what’s one thing people don’t know about you? i have strong ambitions but they are outweighed by executive dysfunction so lots of adults like teachers just think I'm lazy 🤪🥴

6. what’s your wake up ritual? currently it's get up at 2pm, look at discord, snapchat, and instagram, then eat some gosh darn food

7. what’s your go to bed ritual? this is so unhealthy I know grab a snack and a soda and scroll mindlessly on social media until I get tired, get up and brush my teeth, go back to my bed and put on my sleep playlist (called sleeby) and set a time so it stops playing after I fall asleep

8. what’s your favorite time of day? despite the fact that I get up in the afternoon, it's actually like 10am that's a goooood time

9. your go to for having a good laugh? I look up Niall Horan laugh complications it genuinely works every time

10. dream country to visit? Germany or Italy

11. what’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had? my 19th birthday my roommates had a surprise party for me and I was so shocked and almost cried bc it was so sweet and bc made me anxious

12. heels or flats/sneakers? I thought that said heelys :(( but sneakers

13. vintage or new? vintaaaage

14. who do you want to write your obituary? uh idk hopefully none of my current family bc I don't want to die before them cause that'll mean I die young??? this question is making me overthink so I'm just gonna say Ewan Gregor and move on

15. style icon? this chick named mathilda on Instagram you might have seen her on insta or Pinterest she's a redhead but her style is brilliant

16. what are three things you cannot live without? music, dr. pepper, eggos

17. what’s one ingredient you put in everything? I sound so white but SALT I salt the heck outta everything

18. what 3 people living or dead would you want to make dinner for? Steve Irwin, Harry Styles, Freddie Mercury

19. what’s your biggest fear in life? dying while I'm taking a shower and having my family find my naked, wet, dead body falling out of love. which makes me not want to fall IN love bc then the chance of falling OUT of love becomes a possibility

20. window or aisle seat? window window window window window

21. what’s your current tv obsession? not really obsessed with anything rn but I rewatch new girl every chance I get

22. favorite app? instagram

23. secret talent? I can wiggle my ears

24. most adventurous thing you’ve ever done in your life? i flew to New Orleans during a break with two of my friends bc they found $60 round trip tickets. We bought the tickets the day before. We literally got to NOLA at 7am and left 8pm the next day. only spontaneous/adventurous thing i have ever done

25. how would you define yourself in three words? funny, understanding, quiet

26. favorite piece of clothing you own? my overalls :'))

27. a must have clothing item that everyone should have? a jean jacket !! looks good on anyone and with anything and they're so cute

28. a superpower you would want? to make people see themselves as their loved ones see them

29. what’s inspiring you in life right now? music I'm fixated on one direction and harry styles and louis tomlinson rn of you cant tell by a lot of my answers

30. best piece of advice you’ve received? don't apologize because you like something. don't be embarrassed that you have preferences

31. best advice you’d give your teenage self? be unapologetically you. life is too short to feel guilty for having opinions.

32. a book everyone should read? me and earl and the dying girl

33. what would you like to be remembered for? being kind to all

34. how do you define beauty? kindness, humor, a sweet soul makes a beautiful person

35. what do you love most about your body? I think I'm proportional? like... my size and shape... I hate how that sounds but my overall body ,,,,,,,

36. best way to take a rest/decompress? crack open and nice cold soda and put on headphones and lay on the ground (it makes me back feel better)

37. favorite place to view art? art galleries the environment and ambiance is immaculate

38. if your life was a song, what would the title be? Everything is Outta Reach cause I fail a lot but also I'm sHORT

39. if you could master one instrument, what would it be? pianoooo

40. if you had a tattoo, where would it be? I want my forearms to be filled with random little doodle tattoos I get over time (picture louis tomlinsons right arm, like the "oops!" and skateboard, and dumb things like that)

41 dolphins or koalas? KOALAS

42. what’s an animal that represents you? .....koala. also chameleon...

43. best gift you’ve ever received? so I need to be hugging a pillow or stuffed animals to sleep and I lost some stuffed animals that I loved and were huge and my go to for hugging at night and that Christmas my brother got me a huge elephant and a body pillow to replace them and I actually cried

44. best gift you’ve given? im really bad at giving gifts but my brother searches everywhere for this book in specific print and language and after years I found one and got it for him for Christmas. he's not good at showing appreciation and excitement but I could tell that he was stoked

45. what’s your favorite board game? BETRAYL AT THE HOUSE ON THE HILL it's so complicated and so good and I love it so much

46. what’s your favorite color? yellow and red

47. least favorite color? o r a n g e I just realized it's between red and yellow make it make sense

48. diamond or pearls? diamonds

49. drugstore makeup or designer? drugstore! I don't wear makeup often enough to spend money on designer but occasionally I get some good stuff from ulta then immediately regret it and go back to my Walgreens makeup HAHA

50. pilates or yoga? yoga

51. coffee or tea? I don't drink either but I like the aesthetic of tea more

52. what’s the weirdest word in the english language? pneumonoultrascopicsiliconvolcanoconoiosos because it's the longest word in the English dictionary and it's has a very specific definition and it's so extra when I was 7 i had a friend who could spell it forwards and backwards

53. dark chocolate or milk chocolate? milk!! I only like dark chocolate if it's reisens

54. stairs or elevators? stairs I'm afraid of elevators

55. summer or winter? summer

56. you are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat? mac and cheese

57. a dessert you don’t like? uhhhh... umm... uh... anything with tree nuts cause I'm allergic??? I love dessert

58. a skill you’re working on mastering? I'm learning guitar !!

59. best thing to happen to you today? I woke up before 2pm

60. worst thing to happen to you today? my family all decided to a be in a bad mood today so that's super exciting to deal with :))))))

61. best compliment you’ve ever received? that I'm a really good listener

62. favorite smell? candles right after they're blown out and the air outside when it's cold. it has a smell. it DOES.

63. hugs or kisses? hugs

64. if you made a documentary, would it be about? the one direction boys' solo careers and eventual reunion when it happens

65. last piece of content you consumed that made you cry? if that includes music, louis tomlinsons album walls. but if not, ehm the martian that movie makes me cry don't come for me

66. lipstick or lipgloss? lipstick

67. sweet or savory? savory

68. girl crush? lily james

69. how do you know you’re in love? I've been trying to figure that out... I think it's when everything reminds you of them and you can completely be yourself around them and feel a sense of home and belonging.

70. a song you can listen to on repeat? greyhound by calpurnia or baby driver by simon and garfunkel

71. if you could switch lives with someone for a day, who would it be? h a r r y s t y l e s I have questions I need answered and I wanna hear unreleased HS and 1D music

72. what are you most excited for/about this time in your life? going back to school so I can be with my best friend slash future boyfriend

tagging: @lupinlongbottom @outerlacy @fortisfiliae @theseuscmander @wizardwritings

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Thanks to my child @meanandinfectious for tagging me ;3

Nicknames: atm my friends mostly call me Florilège, Flof or Florette

Gender: female

Star sign: cancer ♋

Height : 1,65m

Hogwarts house: hufflepuff 💛

Favorite color: I'd say dark blue, bordeaux, pale pink and any shade of purple

Current time: 19:21

Average number of hours slept: between 6 and 7 during a normal school week, and between 9 and 10 during the week ends and holidays (or more if I'm really tired lmao I'm an actual sloth)

Lucky number: 14

Last thing I googled: idk the lemon twigs discography I guess

Favorite fictional character : my number 1 is dobby, but I love Chewbacca, Obi Wan and Clarence with my whole heart as well

Number of blankets I sleep with: 1, but I may add a thin one when it's cold

Favorite bands/artists: I'd say Foo fighters, beck, pearl jam, soundgarden, king gizzard and the lizard wizard and angelic milk

Dream trip : norwayyy 🇧🇻 but I'd also love to visit Tasmania and Australia, as well as Greece, the USA, Peru and iceland

Dream job: I'd love to become a music journalist or work in a cool record shop, but you know I don't mind working in tourism stuffs in Norway (even tho I'll never fully get over my old dream of working in astronomy stuffs)

What I'm wearing right now: a black top with a pale pink sweater, a black and white tartan skirt, black tights and black converse

When I made this blog : I think i was like 14 and a half, so 3 years and a half ago??

How many blogs I follow: 4610 lmao that's alot oops

Posts: 22950

What I post about : music, memes, umm animals and like lgbt+ stuffs and some activism I guess

When my blog reached its peak: it was like 2 years ago I think? Idek

Do I get asks every day: no lmao

How/why I chose my username : Flore is my name and grohlssard is a mix of my 2 favorite musicians Dave grohl and stone Gossard

And I'll tag @sewer-rat-baby @damselcherie @ripcliffburton @asylumsammet @gabibakos @joyfulminds if you guys want to do it of course

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Its So Cute ! Can We Keep Him ?

I decided to write a thing, I don’t normally do these things but like cute monsters with children idk that stuff is just things i like to write about.  story will be below the cut cause I’m not normally a fic writer and I know not all of my followers would appreciate a large fic just taking up space on there dash so yeah. 

Words :  1505 Warnings: None that I can think of, let me know if I need to add any. 

The crisp late afternoon summer air swirled around the trio of five year olds. Who were out walking about the park closest to their homes, exploring as they caught the last rays of sunlight before they would have to pack it in and go home. Patton was excitedly running around the park while Roman and Logan hung back talking to one another, however a short rustling the the bushes drew Patton's attention. Approaching the bush carefully as to not immediately give away himself to whatever animal might be hiding in there. “Hey guys I think I found something !” Patton called out to the other boys who turned to his voice and started walking over. “What did you find Patton?” Roman asked once he was close enough.

“I don’t know, I think it might be a puppy !” Patton excitedly returned. He moved some of the branches to the side to reveal a . . . well he wasn't too sure what it was all he knew was it was fluffy and cute ! therefore, “Its so cute ! can we keep him ?” he asked as he turned to Logan. The thing in the bushes had long soft dark purple almost black fur, a long fluffy tail and two giant big round golden eyes, it looked like an oversized house cat. With big fluffy paws and a small face. Its body was just smaller than Patton. As it turned its head towards the five year olds it hissed, its cover being blown. Patton awed and then picked the cat like creature up under its front arms and hugged it to himself “come on Lo can we keep him pretty please?” he held it out to Logan looked offended at the thing “it might have rabies! Patton please put it down before it hurts you” he shielded away from the offending animal. The cat like creature hissed and growled at Logan but calmed down once Patton pulled it back to his chest and started rubbing his face against the animal. “Aww come on Logan ! how could you say no to that face, look at it, it’s positively adorable !” Roman chimed in and approached Patton reaching out and petting the cats head softly. Once it started purring everyone was awwing at it. The three boys spent some time petting and cuddling the animal until it’s belly rumbled. At that point Patton had made up his mind and was bringing the animal home with him no matter what. 

“Patton please think about what you are doing ! what will father think ?” Logan pleaded with Patton as he dragged this animal in his tiny arms. The animal's front paws and head being the only thing held up by Patton the rest of its body was left to dangle and drag and the child walked. It made no move to escape and seemed content just to sit in the boy's arms and wait out the ride. After a short ten minute walk the boys arrived home the cat like creature dubbed ‘kitty’ by Patton still in the boy’s arms, purring softly. Once the boys got inside the house things were a different story.

 “Is that you Boys ?” their father called out to them from the kitchen. “We’re home !” the trio yelled startling the animal in Patton’s arms which mewled loudly in protest. Their home wasn't a big fancy house it was modest with a kitchen to the side of the front door a large dining and living area and bedrooms upstairs for the family. At the sound of the mewl there father peeked around the corner at the three “where on earth did you find that thing ?” their father exclaimed while raising a brow at Patton. The boy in question smiled sheepishly “Pa i found this kitty in the park, he’s hungry can we keep him ? I promise I'll feed him and look after him and I’ll love him forever and ever ! please Pa can we ?” Patton begged while holding the cat like creature up to his father hoping that once his father saw the animals big round eyes he would give in. “well …” his father sighed after a while he could see Patton’s extreme enthusiasm about keeping the cat, he turned to the others “what do you two think, should we keep him ?” Patton turned to his two brothers and gave them his biggest best puppy eyed look he could. Roman was already on board for keeping the cat it was just so cute. “I think we should keep him !” Roman excitedly remarked. Logan sighed “I suppose having a pet wouldn't be a bad thing ..” Roman and Patton jumped for joy and their father shrugged “alright how about you three think up a name for him while I go finish making dinner” the three boys nodding and walked into the living room, Sitting on the couch Patton continuing to drag the cat around he didn’t let it go until it was placed between him and Roman on the couch the two of them continued to pet it while they thought up names.

“How about Max?” Patton suggested, Roman frowned “that not creative enough ! it needs to suit him better, besides that’s a dog name and this one is not a dog!” Roman huffed as he thought up names “how about Sir Willams Snugglefluff !” he said excitedly. Logan and Patton looked at Roman as if he had grown a third head “umm that’s way too long Ro” Patton sad softly. Logan nodded his head “yes I agree that is fair to long of a name for him, or her I mean we never really checked …” he trailed off “anyway how about Ashes ? it suites the color of there fur.” Both Patton and Roman frowned slightly, it just didn’t feel right. “Boys dinners ready !” there father called from the kitchen and the trio stood up and headed towards the table, there new pet following behind. 

There father smiled at them softly “did you come up with a name for them ?” he asked his boys gently. They shook their heads “no not yet” Patton sighed. “Well I am sure you will find one just right for this little one” he smiled encouragingly. “Oh I almost forgot” he picked a bowl up of milk and placed it on the floor in front of the fluffy family member “can’t forget your dinner now can we” he smiled. 

The boys and their new family member ate there food without a fuss softly talking about the day’s activities and soon enough it was time for bed, the boys getting ready in their pajamas and brushing their teeth. Within no time all three were in there beds drifting off to sleep. And the fluffy cat like creature following close behind. Curling up in the middle of the floor, not quite wanting to sleep on a bed with one of the boys, but also not wanting to be alone. During the night strange things happened, strange things that awaited the trio in the morning.

The Patton awoke earlier than the others, excited to start a new day he got out of bed and then proceeded to trip over a body on the ground, which grunted to being tripped on. The loud crash of Patton falling had awoken the other two boys who looked down to see Patton and was that a boy with cat ears and a tail ? “I must be dreaming” Roman spoke, “either that or our water supply is poisoned” Logan commented, grumpy from the early rising but also extremely confused about what he was seeing. The three stared until the strange cat boy ? that was asleep in the middle of their bedroom floor open his eyes to reveal the biggest brightest golden eyes any of them had ever seen. His hair was dark almost purple black but had almost a purple glow to it, he wore a light purple shirt and a pair of black and purple boxers. The three stared at the boy until he looked down and saw his hands, to which he gasped “I’m human again ?” he spoke softly.

 “Well more or less, you do posses cat like ears and a fluffy tail not of which us three have” Logan spoke calmly. Roman turned towards his brother and gave him a look. “Really specs ?” his voice was still groggy but his tone spoke wonders. “I’m just stating the facts Roman!” Logan shot back. The boy on the floor next to Patton turned to the most cheerful one “are they always like this?” he asked softly, Patton nodded sadly. “Are you the kitty we found yesterday ?” he finally asked. Patton was normally the first one to bounce back from shock but today was extra special. The cat eared boy nodded slowly his ears drooping slightly. “Yeah I am” his voice was still a tad raspy from not being used for so long. “Do you have a name ?” Patton asked. The boy nodded “Yeah my name is Virgil but you can call me Verge” he said with a small smile. 

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@venividinah tagged me in this thanks bby <3

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If you guys want to, I’m tagging @peachesjoonie @justanotherbangtanblog @boyinlub @jonghyoongi @fireheart-namjoon @jeonjagiya @kim-taehvungs umm... idk... and the rest of my mutuals I guess?? idk.

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APPEARANCE: hey here’s a handy link for that 

PERSONALITY: I have the loudest goddamn laugh in existence and throw myself around and slap people and cry laughing a LOT. I’m really into puns. My netflix ‘continue watching’ queue consists of Dexter, Supernatural, Train to Busan, Forensic Files, Criminal Minds, Sweeney Todd, and..... The Great British Bake Off and that should really tell you a lot about myself.

ABILITY: well I bake pretty well and I am a licensed cosmetologist so I can do that decently. Also I’m really good at parallel parking. 

HOBBIES: Watching endless hours of netflix, reading, listening to music. I’ve recently begun writing to help pass the time.

EXPERIENCES: umm... I’m not really sure how to answer this question... I’ve been able to travel around the world quite a bit so there’s that? I honestly don’t know how to answer this question.

MY LIFE:  Honestly I live a really boring life. I work 8-4 in an office where I basically spend my entire day watching netflix, only to go home and watch more netflix. 

RELATIONSHIPS: I honestly keep to myself a lot of the time. I have like 3 or 4 friends that I actually see in person or are within a reasonable driving distance. No romantic relationships at the moment, especially not after the 2 dates from hell I went on earlier this year. I’m just kind of quietly living my mid-20′s in my hometown. I live 2 miles from my parents and I work with my mom so I see them all the time. I’m really close with my mom and sister, but my dad and I are too similar to get along a lot of the time. 

RANDOM STUFF:  Okay settle in bbys, I’m gonna tell you all the story of how I was chest to chest with Jay Park for an extended period of time. April 2016, my friend and I got pit tickets to the AOMG concert in San Francisco. With the pit tickets that we got came a hi touch and pic with AOMG. So we get through to take the pic and I’m sitting there between Jay Park and Simon D and I’m dying inside. Jay Turns toward me and asks me how I’m doing and I legit couldn’t speak. I was speechless. Me. Speechless. That never happens. so I survived the picture taking (but the photo was lost by the photographer so I never got it. Don’t ask. It’s a long story and I’m still super salty about it.) When we got into the pit, we decided to stay off more toward the side be there wasn’t a gate there separating the crowd from the stage and it was less crowded so we could breathe (I was taller than basically the entire crowd by, like, a head though so I was fine). We go through the entire concert and the artists keep coming to the little part of the stage that juts out right in front of us. Simon D takes one of the girl’s phones and takes a few selfies on it. Basically they’re all within arms reach. So the end of the concert comes up and Jay crouches down on the edge of the stage and looks around and smirks before jumping down into the crowd legitimately right in front of me. The crowd surged forward to get close to him and take selfies and stuff. I was legit pressed too close to him to even lift my arm to take a picture. I was chest to chest with him and he’s a bit shorter than me so his face was pretty close to the girls 👀👀 So then I realize that security is coming to make sure that he doesn’t get hurt and to usher him back to the stage and I’m squished right in between Jay Park and the security guard. Eventually the guard got through the crowd and helped him back on stage but I was dragged along for the ride. I turn around and see a sea of girls crying because they touched Jay Park and I’m here like did that really just happen....??? I managed to hold my hysterical crying in until we got to the car and proceeded to cry the entire hour and a half drive home.