#ummmm heheh

[delineate-creates]

Tom yanked with enough force that Harry fell into him.

“Whore,” Tom whispered into his ear.

Harry’s nostrils flared with rage.

•

From chapter 18 of @ambivalens999’s Of Kings, Of Pawns, and Of Men

[skelecentral]

Wasn’t gonna post this because it’s only semi-UT related, but. I really wanted to lmaooo— here’s my faeu self insert (post-turned-fae!)

Faeu is by @/antlered-prince

[vampriory]

See, Bo was sweet on a girl his family knew — Grace, her name was. They’d been dancing around each other in a sort of contrived, drawn-out courting ritual since they were pre-teens, and Bo was convinced she was The One.

(Stack, personally, thought that concept was bullshit. There was no such thing as The One. He was also heavily in the stages of denial about what the flurry of nerves in his stomach when Mary looked at him a little too long meant.)

Of course, that meant that everything he did with Grace had to be perfect. 

Which was, in reality, what led them to this.

“You fuckin’ with me.” Stack’s voice came out flat. It should’ve been a question, but it was really an answer to what Bo had just asked him. In their time, they’d had some batshit ideas — some they’d chased, and some that had just been a high-off-their-asses fever dream of crap they wouldn’t entertain for a millisecond when sober — but this took the fucking cake. “You fuckin’ with me?” That was a question, his tone going up at the end.

Unfortunately, Bo looked deadly serious.

[cursedhaglette]

Last Line Game

tagged by my angels @widowling and @elf-trash - oh how i love you both so!!! this is the last line i wrote for Rotten Work, which is the follow-up to Requited. the prologue will be posted with the final chap of Requited and this line will be featured in it :)

tagging @scaryanneee (how many of these you have now pookie) @brain-rot-central @luzial @gefionne annnnnnd @rosieofcorona hehe

[i-am-sleepyzz]

It's done

My Glorified slide show is done!

Featuring all 3 of the cerise siblings!

Hehe

OH yea audio is from amazing world of gumball episode 9 season 3 :>

Forgot the subtitles so uh here's them typed out

"Password clue? Favorite child?"

"Ooh. ah. ouch.. sorry man this is awkward.."

"WHAT THE WHAT??"

"REALLY?? This moment is so much bigger then me. I would like to thank my parents and manager"

"Well I'd its not you and it's not me then who could the favorite child be?"

"Anais(goh in this case) who would dads favorite child be if its not me or darwen(parker)?"

[syrnikklw]

yeaaahhh

[dawnblade]

i guess picking team vampire for artfight this year was a bit prophetic. peehaps a bit of divination. on account of. astarion

[transmascsunburst]

My polyam ships!!!

[kingofdorkville]

the self indulgence is strong with this one

[iris-tarot]

⋆ 𐙚 ̊. how will your person express their jealousy towards you ⋆ 𐙚 ̊.

pick-a-card reading - 18+

this reading can be about your crush, future partner/spouse, or anyone you're thinking about ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

⋆.˚ take a deep breath and close your eyes. look at the above options and pick the image you feel the most drawn towards. scroll down to read your message. if you feel called to more than one image, then maybe there's a message that's meant for you ⋆.˚

⟢˚₊‧♡ about me

𓂃 𓈒𓏸‪‪ˎˊ˗

⋆ 𐙚 ̊. pile I ⋆ 𐙚 ̊.

⭑.ᐟ I'M GIGGLING RIGHT NOW JASDJASANDAKJN your person is not even angry at you, they are angry at themselves for feeling so strongly towards you. like one minute they are very calm and demure and then the next minute they are a complete mess. it gives me very chaotic energy. like i'm not even kidding when i tell you that they don't know what to do with their feelings - instead, they're going to show you exactly how pathetic you make them feel hehehe 🤭👀. whatever they're going to do to you is going to be so unexpected, even you’ll be caught off guard. your person is going to be so obsessed and possessive over you, the energy here is INSANE. like they’re going to control you and you will not even have a say in it. your person is someone who is NAWT going to take it easy on you. and let me tell you something babe, your person is very insecure and they're afraid you’ll find someone better than them. i feel like even you would be surprised by their outburst because you’ve never seen this side of them before, and it all seems so…new?

it's going to start off with them being insecure at first, but then soon they will dominate you and prove to you as to why they're the best you're ever going to have. their movements are going to be unexpected, quick and witty. one moment they are confronting you with anger, the next minute they are kissing you with their hands in between your thighs sjndsfbjkdbfkjsb. for some reason, i’m seeing here that your person has been waiting for this moment to take place so that they can take out all their aggression and frustration on you. like you get them so worked up, they don't even know what to do with their feelings for you. they're going to play so hard to get babe, and they won't let you reach your climax that easily. they want to see you beg, they want to see you apologizing, they want to see you submitting yourself to them. they're going to feel like a whole new person when they're jealous. you've never seen this side of them before because they hardly show it. but when they do, it's going to be very….um i can't find the word - unexpected? chaotic? it's just going to be very concerning. because they won't let you go until you've orgasmed multiple times on their fingers. 

but here's the thing…after making you cum multiple times and making you feel so…..good and tired, your person is going to SPOIL you. i'm talking about buying you gifts, taking you out for shopping and so on. it almost seems like they are rewarding you for your hard work - which is them making you climax multiple times. they're going to be like, “awn baby, you're tired after i made you feel good? here's your reward for being a good girl/boy.” AAHAJSWJNSNWQ i’m literally kicking my feet in the air while writing this down JNSWNCUI3BR ⭑.ᐟ

𓂃 𓈒𓏸‪‪ˎˊ˗

⋆ 𐙚 ̊. pile II ⋆ 𐙚 ̊.

⭑.ᐟ ummmm….okay…..pile 2 your person is very kinky. when i pulled out your cards, the first message that came right out was “discipline”......so umm…yea…..do i even need to go any further? i see your person being very calm and composed. though they're jealous, they aren't going to let that side of themselves show. they're calmly going to order you around and i see you obeying them. there's something about their voice…it seems powerful, it seems commanding, and it seems so right. it's addicting. 

your person knows that you will obey them with just a snap of their finger and they're going to take this to their advantage. to be honest, they don't even have to physically stimulate you and make you feel good. it's their words that will do the job. i see them whispering the things they are going to do to you, and you're literally going to squirm under them. you might even get frustrated and beg them to touch you, but nuh uh…they're not done just yet. they want to see how much of a pathetic mess you are for them. they want to see how much you yearn them. they’re going to keep you on edge and will like it when you plead them to touch you. i hear them saying, “you really thought i would let you get off the hook so easily?” 

no matter how much you beg them, they're not going to touch you nor are they going to let you touch yourself. they want to see you crying and pleading. seeing you being so miserable for them literally satisfies their soul. they want to prove to you that no one understands you the way they do. they want to prove to you that they are the one for you. and here's the thing, the reason they are acting so tough is because they care and love you. they might keep you at the edge of your seat at the start, but they will literally nurture and fulfill your desires. they will emotionally make you feel good, rather than physically. this is a soul connection. you don't need to be physical with one another to show your love towards each other. emotional fulfilment is what y’all are seeking for and oh boy, they will give you just that. 

they're going to worship each and every inch of your body and i see them asking you if anyone has ever made you feel good like they do. they want you to tell them that they are the best and they know exactly how to treat you right. they're going to love it when you validate them and as a reward, they’ll make cum. 

they will also love giving you head and it's going to be even more amazing when they are jealous. they're going to take out all their frustration by eating you out and making you climax on their tongue. and to be honest babe, they're going to be so proud of themselves for making you cum. your person knows EXACTLY how to make you melt 👀✨🤭⭑.ᐟ

𓂃 𓈒𓏸‪‪ˎˊ˗

⋆ 𐙚 ̊. pile III ⋆ 𐙚 ̊.

⭑.ᐟ YOU'RE THE SPICIEST PILE OMFG AHHAAHJAJAJA. this pile is giving me strong “make-up s*x” vibes. your person is someone who will not take things lightly and once you've made them feel jealous, they're going to switch to a side of themselves you never even knew existed. there's going to be heated arguments and i see both your ego’s clashing. i feel like there is a lack of trust here. and to be honest babe, i do not see you doing well after you guys argue. you might be very emotionally exhausted after y’all argue, but here's where the spicy part starts. your person will realise that they have overreacted and will reach out to console you, and they're going to do this in the most surprising way possible. they're going to start by kissing your tears and caressing your cheek, but then something takes over them…..it's like a new button has been switched on. they're going to go WILD, babe. like i wish i was kidding, BUT I SO AM NOT. there will be a little resistance from your side at the start, but i see you submitting yourself to them very soon. 

i’m seeing here that your person will throw sarcastic comments in between f*cking you - saying things like, “you think __ can f*ck you like i do?” or when you're moaning from pleasure, they might hit you with the, “want to be a rebellious girl/boy and act smart, huh? do you really think __ could make you scream the way i do?” JFNIJSFUIRIUGNIRNOV

your person seems like someone who is very talkative in bed and i'm seeing here that they'll love the expressions you make everytime they make you feel good. if you try to cover your face while doing it with them, they'll literally pull your hands apart and smirk at your miserable state. oh, they're going to make you feel so good, you can't help but beg for more. you will force yourself not to surrender to them and you will play it hard to get, but your person knows exactly where and how to tease you. you might even force yourself not to orgasm so that you don't boost their ego, but you’ll eventually give in. 

and you know what the funny thing is? after being so sarcastic with you, your person will literally cuddle you and will pretend like they didn't just make you cum like multiple times. your person might even pretend to not care about what just happened and they'll try to casually lie down with you. i feel them saying, “you got the punishment you deserve.” LIKE UM OKAY CALM DOWN SIR/MA’AM. 

your person is someone who is very talkative and communicative, and they'll love it when you ask them to please you. like they want to see how weak you get under their touch. 

but here's the thing, when you're making love to your person - especially when they're jealous, you'll be a little surprised by how different they seem. i don't know why, but i feel like they might be a little distant if they make love to you when they're jealous. it almost feels like they're shielding themselves from disappointment. did that even make sense? 

your person is someone who will literally f*ck the shit out of you and then they’ll take care of you in such a way where you will look at them and be like, “there is no way YOU just broke my back right now”. like they're going to go back to being themselves after making love to you, and you will be confused if they are the same person who just made your legs shake uncontrollably lmao 😭🤭✨⭑.ᐟ

𓂃 𓈒𓏸‪‪ˎˊ˗

⭑.ᐟ hello, thank you so much for making it till the end and i hope you could resonate with my reading. i would really appreciate it if you could like and reblog my post as it would mean a lot to me!! i'd love to hear which pile you picked and what resonated with you. take care and i hope you have a lovely day/night -`♡´-

ˎˊ˗ full credit for the images and dividers goes to their original creators and rightful owners.

[sparklingpax]

lord megatron ur so HOT..................other than that ummmm. yea. thats all ive got to say here. heheh....

enjoy...🫣💖🌟

[dry8ine]

UMMMM HEHEHE

[cloudynigthh]

Hey!!...heheh....hey!...ummmm...hey

(This is such a shitty comeback)

[sinclairstarz]

ST5 ENDING (REAL!! SPOILER WARNING!!!!!!)

will: youre never going to win, vecna!! I will defeat you, once and for all…

vecna: HA HA HA! You and what army..? 😈

*distant yelling getting louder, the ground shaking a little*

will:.. this army.

*the rest of the gang rides in on demodogs, which dustin has befriended and trained, in slomo. while theyre doing the cool slomo walk towards the camera, robin trips on a vine*

robin: sorry!!

vecna: o_o

*the party stands strong by will’s side*

lucas *cracking his knuckles*: okay, vecna… we can do this the easy way… or the hard way.

*the demodogs growl angrily*

vecna: heheh… nice… puppy….

*big final battle scene*

vecna, defeated: but.. but you’re just a group of kids..

mike: that may be, but we’re stronger, because we have something you’ll never have.. the power of true friendship.

*they all exchange happy smiles*

robin, tearing up! aw i love you guys.. so much!! *blows her nose in steve’s shirt*

nancy: maybe… the real light was the friends we’ve made along the way.

el: that’s right. were a team.. a party.

steve: UMMMM did I hear PARTY?

robin: i think i feel a song coming on… hit it, dustin!!

*cuts to a big party in the woods, with everyone dancing. Party Rock Anthem starts playing over the scene. murray is dancing with karen and there are demo-creatures all dancing with the party.*

will: omg!! this is my jam!! PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

mike: its actually party rock IS…

will:…

*tender emotional music playing*

*ted approaches dustin, who stops dancing.*

dustin: ted.

ted: dustin.. i’d like to apologize. can you ever forgive me?

dustin, smiling:.. i already have, man. now lets party!

*vecna is sitting in a chair in the corner with his arms crossed, scowling.*

will: aw, get in here!

vecna: absolutely not.

will: … then why is your foot tapping to the rhythm?

vecna: it isn’t.

will: friends dont lie!

vecna: …drats.

*will pulls vecna’s arm and vecna starts dancing with them. steve watched then turns to look at the camera.*

stve, shrugging with a smile: well. we’ve all seen stranger things.

*fade to black*

[fanboyzuko]

Can we get some kavi and zuko bonding? Or if not then some zuko and first crew bonding, just some really fluffy stuff...

Also I can't believe it's the 5th anniversary??? That's insane... I only started the series this year but it's so cool that you've stuck with it for so long, you're so cool honestly HAHA

Countdown to LTF's return: 15 days!

Heheh ty <33 and now! We getting BOTH crews bonding >D part 1 today. Part 2 will be tomorrow :'3

The journey back to the Sazanami from Gaoling was uneventful, but long. Zuko was still physically exhausted from his solo-journey from the desert and mentally exhausted from Uncle’s lectures. As soon as he exchanged brief greetings with his friends and the crew, Zuko collapsed face-first on his bed.

A knock on his door pulled Zuko out of his slumber. The sun cast a golden hue and long shadows in his room. He groggily sat up as Bun Ma’s voice called through the door, “Princey, come have dinner with us!”

Seriously? Even after spending months living as Huizhong with the Xitao Tribe, Bun Ma’s complete disregard for decorum still shocked him. Ah, whatever, it wasn’t like he actually cared at this point.

“Fine,” he called back. “Let me get changed.”

“Ugh, so needy. Ouch!”

“No rush, Zuko!” Ju Long’s voice was a bit breathless, and the sounds of a tussle in the hall soon followed.

Zuko rolled his eyes and rushed anyway, if only to make Bun Ma stop bullying Ju Long. He flung the door open to Ju Long in a headlock, desperately trying to escape Bun Ma’s knuckles digging into the top of his head. 

“For Agni’s sake, Bun Ma, let him go.”

She released him, only to turn to Zuko with a mischievous glint in her eyes. Oh no, absolutely not. Zuko didn’t give her a chance to pounce. He ran down the hall and leaped down the stairs three at a time. Bun Ma’s cackling protests echoed behind him. 

The route down to the mess passed the main exit to the deck. As Zuko entered the hall to the deck, he skidded to a stop at the sight of Seaman Shen, who jumped and yelped at Zuko bursting down of the staircase.

“Where’s Bun Ma and Ju Long?” Seaman Shen asked with wide eyes, suspiciously moving to block the door to the deck.

 Zuko narrowed his eyes. “Right behind me. Why?”

“Ummmm.”

“What are you hiding, Seaman Shen?” Zuko asked, taking a step toward him.

“Nothing!” he yelped, spreading his arms out to outright block the door.

Yeah, Zuko wasn’t buying it. He crossed his arms and glared Seaman Shen down. It wasn’t until Bun Ma and Ju Long came up behind Zuko that he caved and stepped aside. Bun Ma gave him a thumbs up.

“Okay, what’s going on?” Zuko demanded.

Bun Ma grinned. “Well, why don’t you go find out for yourself?”

If it weren’t for Ju Long poorly concealing his excitement, Zuko absolutely would not have opened the door. He did not trust Bun Ma on a good day, let alone Bun Ma and Seaman Shen scheming together. But if Ju Long wasn’t trying to intervene, they probably weren’t playing a prank on him. 

With an annoyed sigh, Zuko opened the door to the deck. “This better not be a waste of my-”

“Surprise!”

Zuko froze, one hand still on the door handle. The entire crew was gathered on deck. Even Uncle was here. Lanterns were set up along the railings and makeshift tables were erected, covered in food and drink. There was an obvious attempt of decoration with a dragon motif. 

“What?” Zuko said blankly.

Bun Ma snorted and led him out onto deck, slinging an arm over his shoulders. “It’s a surprise party, Princey.”

“I can see that. What for?”

Ju Long laughed quietly at his other side. “To welcome you back. And a belated birthday party as well. Happy 14th birthday, Zuko.”

“Oh.”

He… never expected they would do something like this. His chest felt tight and his eyes suddenly felt misty. 

“Aww, are you so touched that you’re going to cr-”

Zuko elbowed Bun Ma hard enough to make her wheeze and double over. He was not about to cry! He plastered on a smile and addressed the crew, “Thank you everyone. You really didn’t have to.”

Major Hifumi snorted at Bun Ma’s dramatics, since she collapsed to the floor and was groaning as if he’d grievously injured her, then shook her head. “We didn’t have to, but we wanted to. Welcome back, and happy birthday, Prince Zuko. Come get some food; you haven’t eaten anything all day.”

Stepping over Bun Ma, Ju Long led Zuko to the food table. Frighteningly, his smile held a hint of mischief as he whispered, “There’s one more surprise. But you’ll get that after dinner.”

Another surprise?! Zuko tried to wheedle out of him what it was, but for once Ju Long was unwavering and deftly avoided Zuko’s questions. Soon others were crowding Zuko, trying to talk with him, so there was no chance to follow up on the other surprise.

He didn’t realize it, but Zuko’s smile didn’t leave his face for the rest of the night.

[goggles-varian]

between you and Hugo; who would win in a fight? >:)

Ummmm, I thought the answer to this was fairly obvious.....

There is no way in all of hell that I'd let @blondebitch7k beat me in a fight. Plus, I'd either take out my bazooka and blast him right there and then and that would be it or I'd tell him to stop and he would. (You can tell who's in charge of this relationship hehehe!)

But in general, this wouldn't happen unless he made me REALLY angry