#unironically this

[thethreemustyfears]

[rustbeltjessie]

Ah yes, the two genders. (April 10, 2023)

[campcrow2]

Googles “how to become an offshore rig cumdump”

[albeckett]

they would find each other in any universe

[janerogan]

Episode 15: crossroads - I Am in Eskew / Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen / Hope Against Hope by Nadezhda Mandelstam / Eight Ghosts by Jeanette Winterson / Boy Friends by Michael Pederson

[witzelss]

[fortnitey]

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[epilepticsaints]

[5weekdays]

this is such a hack joke but i had to make it

[aleatoryw]

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

[great-and-small]

should i get into bird watching?

[little-klng]

i think kids online should really get back to making internetsonas instead of whatever fuckshit this is with putting their entire real faces, names, ages, and such everywhere. you're not gonna realize how nice internet privacy is until you dont have it anymore and no chance at getting it back. make up a guy and a name and just be that online. make up conflicting details about your completely made up backstory. make a fursona or something

[chilewithcarnage]

[lizardsfromspace]

Still in awe of how well the D&D movie mimicked the feeling of D&D without doing anything as tediously literal as a "sitting around the table" framing device. The way some characters have names that sound like names a DM improvised on the spot, the sudden appearance and disappearance of a overpowered DM NPC for a single dungeon, the way they used the fact that characters can plausibly just mess up for no clear reason to escalate action scenes...that was cinema

[bar-les-coucougnes]

since tumblr is removing icons on the side of posts on the dashboard i think they should also remove them inside the posts

and then they should change the way the reblogs look so that each addition is below and on the left of the previous one so that it makes a sort of stairs shape

maybe they could even underline every username!

oh and they should also add vertical lines for every reblog, i think it would look cool

and if there's a ton of reblogged additions they should make the first few ones all squished and stuff to the point where every letter has it's own line and you're just reading words vertically