#urban rescue ranch

[aussieshark]

Hear me out;

Charles Slimecicle knows how to fight an ostrich, via wikiHow article

Charlie is friends with Tommy (obviously)

Tommy is friends with Uncle Ben from The Urban Rescue Ranch

The Urban Rescue Ranch has an ostrich

Charlie could actually fight an ostrich

it's possible

Not to mention Uncle Ben is always telling famous people to come fight his animals (if you don't watch urban rescue ranch that sounds insane out of context). Please let this happen

[zazagundam]

[mcytblrconfessions]

can't watch the rescue ranch guy anymore because once whilst I was sick I binged half his videos and passed out, then had a dream where we were trapped in a city that was having a pompeii-esque disaster. there was some kind of odd titanic love story happening between us and several people died (graphically). i am not attracted to him

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[wilbursoot-updates]

Wilbur (+ Lovejoy) is in the new Urban Rescue Ranch video!

[troythecatfish]

This is a certified Big Ounce classic

[czernos-art]

Rest in peace Big Ounce may your wahoos ring eternal

[breadly-crumbs]

Who would have thought that I would be crying sitting on my bed at 11 pm on Saturday because of the news that somewhere in Texas one particular prairie dog passed away.

Goodbye, Big Ounce.

[thedenofravenpuff]

Quote from Urban Rescue Ranch on youtube feeding my impulsive thoughts when I saw the prettiest pigeon I've ever done saw on the street a couple weeks ago.

So here's an illustration of that moment.

Enjoy!

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[t-rex-lapis]

“He is not only thick and juicy from behind, but he is handsome and bold from the front”-uncle ben

“Big ounce the type of fella to see a giant dinosaur bird looming over him and think ‘I’ve eaten far larger creatures’”-also uncle ben

[kiln-art]

Ringtails, referenced from an Urban Rescue Ranch video

[watchthekittycatcher]

was anybody going to TELL ME ABOUT THIS

[heyoitsangelo]

nobody talk to me, i'm mourning. (i mean it)

[dvinia]

things drawn at work. the digital one is a dvinia!

the guy isnt ben its just a guy

[wilbursoot-updates]

Wilbur posted on his IG story! He met up with Urban Rescue Ranch in Texas!

[troythecatfish]

Based Big Ounce

[dayemeg]

Big ounce once saved my great great grandpa in the war. He’s a true hero