#useless men

[mekorios]

Why are men so stupid?

So dumb I genuinely cannot keep up with their lack of logic and common sense smfh

[idonutcareforyou]

Everyone is always saying to me ‘what’re your sources? show me the primary source you are referencing!’ and so I go back to the man i keep locked in my basement and I beat him with a stick so I can record him saying the stuff he whispers to me in my dreams, but all he does is writhe around moaning until he cums. Useless!!

[comicsart3]

Men Are Useless

I cannot read Russian so can neither translate the caption, nor source this wonderful and funny depiction of practical female ability and male uselessness. The only question is which man is more hopeless - the burglar the woman has overpowered or her oblivious husband!

Answers on a postcard please…

[ihatethis-things]

Someone should adapt wuthering heights into a cartoon or someshit, you fuckers would eat that up

[askpeggy-schuy]

bee fleeble blorble

who needs men when you can have women

WHY HAVE WOMEN WHEN YOU CAN HAVE PEGGY

[roxiearth]

Why are men so unfunny omg

[djo]

PEDRO PASCAL as MARCUS ACACIUS Gladiator II (2024) dir. Ridley Scott

[paper-possum-party-pal]

I don’t think the gods understand what makes a suitable gift for modern humans.

Maybe consult the humans next time.

Will I draw this as a proper comic? Probably not but I thought the idea was funny and thus I am releasing it upon the world.

I came up with this idea before I remembered that I had THIS in my camera role

[ffcrazy15]

There's this way of doing female-ness in Christianity that I call "pastel flower journal Christianity." I've got nothing against pastel flower journals per se, but for some reason people believe it's the end all and be all of female spirituality, and I think it's a real disservice towards young Christian women.

One of these days I'd like to start a prayer-and-reading group or something for young women, but there would be no floral themes or over-focus on how "God thinks you're beautiful even if the world doesn't" (a true statement, but it's wayyyyy too often the focus in women's spiritual reading). Instead we would be reading:

Seneca's Letters from a Stoic

Frankl's Man's Search for Meaning

Sheed's A Map of Life

Portions of Pieper's book on leisure

Kreeft's Three Philosophies of Life

Guardini's The Lord (or something similar)

Therese's Story of a Soul

and some select portions of the Nicomachean Ethics.

(Also they're all getting the porn talk. I don't know why we give the porn talk to young men but not young women. There's this idea that women don't use porn and they only need the talk about "guarding their heart." Bullshit. There's porn on the YA shelves of Barnes and Nobles and before that there were bodice rippers. Young women need the porn talk too.)

Every young woman needs to be getting a basic grounding in virtue ethics, logic, natural law, scholastic philosophy and Biblical hermeneutics if they're going to get by in today's spiritual landscape. Enough faffery and emotionalism in young women's spiritual education! Give them real food to chew on, not pasty sentimentalism!

[theonlygf]

I neeeeeeeed tits in my mouth to live please please please I’m on my knees begging

[yeyinde]

Bluecollar worker!Reader would drive Price absolutely crazy.

[privitivium]

bratty little freak ,,, dom delinquent?! reader

gettin ragebaited during sex. daddy kink,,... exhibition maybe.

a total scumbag is pushing it. maybe. because you can be really nice, but everyone ignores that in favor of acknowledging you as nothing but ;;

a gangleader with your airheaded posse following you and every command you breathe... and to have a pretty, popular puppy boy who's got some serious issues at your fingertips. who,,, unfortunately thinks you're just the grimiest bastard aroundㅡas nice as he is! how could he ever let you touch him? a man of high status - who has a fine reputation to uphold, the prince!!!

y-you're not quite a loser, but a bad influence!! horribly, terribly, so very awful - everyoneㅡincluding himㅡdespise you and your disgusting ways. delinquent little freak preying on the innocence ( he knows what you do to the fucking nerd... )ㅡyou're nothing but a disgusting, degenerate bully. but even so... he can't stop himself, crawling back for more.

it's the only thing you're good for, he assures himself. your huge hands and your dick and your degredation...

!!! poor guy who swears he has to keep up this facade... who can't admit he likes a little heavy petting from the man he screams he hates the most. ( who gets jealous over the stupidest shit. who gets mad when you tell him ur gonna go take a leak n he isn't there to aim ur dick in the urinal. ) but a simple sick little freak weak for his hookups' callous hand ruffling his fluffy hair,,,.

gives him all kinds of sick thrills. getting bred in a utility closet by the guy everyone thinks is a brute?

and you, said brute ; dicking the prince of the palace down in a janitors closet... is that the best you could do? under these circumstances, yeah. between bathrooms, empty classrooms, and closets... why not where the prince has been hiding his whole life??? you get a laugh out of it...  

;; ㅡ "y-you're not even good at this," snarls the man who begged you for a mouthful of spit, moments beforeㅡbecause kissing is romantic!ㅡgrowling at you despite his handsome face squished against the wall... lying straight through his teeth!! half naked,,,, pants shucked down to his ankles, showing off his amazing assets, shirt tugged over his headㅡone arm pinned to his back by this 'total fucking brute' whilst his other hand is being held sweetly by yours. he wanted it this way! 

- you laugh breathlessly behind himㅡnothing you havent heard before yet he still tries!ㅡill pace to keep him on edge; suddenly stuttering forward harshly with a nasty grunt - balls deep and he's nearly crying out, "then why do you keep coming back to me? dirty little liar." you spat.

;; tch! trying sooo hard to be all mean when he's cumming apart at the seams... his blemished back glistening with a thin sheen of sweat in the dim light - fuck, he looks divine. hands are too preoccupied to roam... hips snapping against his plump naked ass with intent to dirty his insides. it's such a high,,,  he's so adorable... like a little dog cosplaying as a wolf...

ㅡ"ow-! d-" he cuts himself off, choking on his words. going one step further and accidentally - literally biting his tongue. cheeks burning with heat, tears pooling in eyes at the stinging pain as he lay there uselessly,,,, interest piqued. caught up in what he Didn't say... what was he gonna say? what? d...addy? daddy?!!!

face brightening. "dah...?" you hum, albeit flustered. hands leaving his to grope his body. roaming over the naked expanse of his abdomen to cup his squishy pecs - feathery light touches that have him mewling and thrashing around for more,,, 

"you wanna call me daddy?" straight jumping to conclusions; but knowing how much of a pervert he is; knowing what kind of perversion he consumes-! you grin broadly, cock twitching inside his sweet gummy walls - you lean in closer, ghosting the shell of his ear and relishing in the way he shivers - tightening up on your prick stuffed ramrod inside him. "go ahead. i wont make fun of you..." you assure gently. 

indignant. "i'm not calling you daddy-!"

ㅡ "won't move til you do." you inform. then,, having the gall to yawn, pretending ur passin the time! he whines pitifully, squirming against you as if trying to rock his body on your manhood ㅡ but you weren't having it!! keeping him still, bruising grip keeping him in place with a swift reminder of hushing up. hugging him from behind,,, nuzzling into him all sweet. not paying his own dick any mind, he'd rather much focus on yours... so.

immediatelu folding... shamefully, "daddy... please," he implored, needily pushing his ass into ur groin, "pleaseee, pretty please fuck me. fuck me s-so hard i won't be able to sit or- or walk-!"

doesnt have to repeat himself, but my god how hot is it to hear him ramble on!?!

;; and after? with your cum oozing out of his hole, trembling, can't even stand up straight. just how he asked for it ㅡ "c'mon, hold onto my arm. got some spare clothes for ya in my locker." you ruffle his hair - taking hold of him carefully. he glares atyou scornfully, tears clouding his eyes from pleasure he hadn't bother to shed or wipe away, "like i'd want to be seen with the likes of you-" how can you take him serious when he looks so beautiful? even when hes insulting you straight to your face... real cute

[i-have-no-soul]

where the fuck are all these misogynistic trans men some of y’all keep talking about cause i don’t think they actually exist. and if they do they are a statistically insignificant minority in our community

[dykedvonte]

Trans Curly headcanons are fascinating to me cause like… Jimmy would resent him more for it.

Masculinity is a weird underlying thing in their dynamic where Jimmy feels inferior to Curly about not only their job positions but roles in life. The idea that Curly is the better man who also made himself such would be such a blow to Jimmy’s already fragile and unstable ego. Like it’s not just that he’s just transphobic, he hates Curly’s ability to craft himself into what he wants to be successfully, it not about Curly being afab but Curly still being the better man.

But then he wouldn’t get the self image issues one can face, feeling like an imposter in a space you wanted to be in or even scared to be there. He’d just think Curly always gets what he desires and thinks nothing of it like he always has.

[deathandnonexistentialdread]

love the fact that Kaiba exclusively hired women here

[it-meant-nothing]

X-Men Days of Future Past (2014) & Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

Asking the Maximoff twins for help but only one of them will actually help you while the other will try to destroy the multiverse.

Peter “hey I didn’t do anything” Maximoff vs Wanda “okay I might have done something” Maximoff