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[businesstalk562]

Using Phat Caps

[thebuttmanlegendary]

EBONY FAT JIGGLY ASS WEDGED IN SHORTS CAPPED AND GROPED BY 2 SHOOTERS

6:25

Me and another shooter was feelin up this bitch , I was diggin in her crack and the other shooter was doing palmin and stuff. On top of the fact she kept teasing us with her phat jiggly ghetto ass. Her crack was hot. Fights broke out and we really went up her ass, I even caught the shooter pull his shirt up and put his dick in her ass for a bit lol definitely a nut buster, nasty ghetto nut butt bitch

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[torereop]

I saw this pic reblogged by @phat-fellas and absolutely needed it for myself, but I figured after all these years it could use a good crop.

But holy fuck, this guy is like the perfect embodiment of the chubby ex-jock frat bro I've come to love over the years. There's the backwards baseball cap, the satisfied/smug expression on his face, a round and bulging beer gut that stretches his shirt and seems to be solid, while his pecs still seem to have their muscle, hinting at the fact that he may lift, he's just on a nice permabulk.

[insipid-drivel]

Personality Ratings Of The Birds That Visit My Bird Feeders

I have the beginnings of a little bird/pollinator garden outside of my bedroom window. It's nothing to show off yet, but I have a pretty big variety of regulars. And, like any bartender, I've come to silently judge them all from afar. Here are my ratings of my local Seed Bastards:

Dark-Eyed Junco:

Bastard Rating: 4/10 They take no shit and don't mind continuing to eat within about 10' of me when I'm actively working outside. Mostly bogart the feeders through numbers rather than actual bastardy. They go berserk for sunflower seeds and shelled peanuts. Don't scare easy but also aren't terribly interested in getting into it with the other birds.

House Finch:

Bastard Rating: 7/10 Refuses to share feeders. Chases other birds except their wives from the feeders, and will fully "nest" on tray feeders so their fat asses block the other birds from getting any from the feeder. I vaguely suspect they're racist toward the other birds because they'll only allow other house finches to eat from the feeders they're squatting in. At the same time, I've seen males feeding other males. Possible problematic queer icons. More review needed.

Chestnut-Backed Chickadee:

Bastard Rating: 5/10 Too tiny to really pose much of a territorial issue, but kinda remind me of flying chihuahuas. They mind their own business when they can, but will not hesitate to throw hands with other birds over either the sunflower feeder or suet cake. Generally don't hold grudges and stay in their lanes, until it comes to suet cakes.

Golden-Crowned Sparrow:

Bastard Rating: 2/10 Hang out in pretty big numbers, but otherwise mind their own business and eat when the other birds aren't taking up the feeders. They prefer the ground feeders. They're generally pretty chill. Their only true crimes are their systematic massacres of my supplies of black oil sunflower seeds.

Varied Thrush:

Bastard Rating: 0/10 Competes with Spotted Towhees in terms of raw cunt-serving power, both my cat and I get all kinds of tingly when this thot shows up. Yeah, he knows you're staring. He knows how good he looks. He's the flashiest bitch on the block. Robins? Dowdy Catholic school kids. Goldfinches? All color, no drama. This magnificent slut is here to slay.

Spotted Towhee:

Bastard Rating: 4/10 The hot goth vampire kid in high school you're 99% has their own OF account. Professionally Round. Uses his phat ass to own the runway (and my feeders) next to his frumpy competition. Is secretly a complete nerd. Basically if Laszlo Cravensworth was a bird.

Pine Siskin:

Bastard Rating: 9/10 This barely-there wannabe-goldfinch would apply lube to the bottom of your heels on Drag Night. The Heelies of the bird world; never truly cool but grasping at any legitimacy he can get. Nobody appreciates plagiarism. And ugh, he couldn't even be bothered to finish blending. What a rank slag. Get off my stage and learn how to work, bitch.

Black-Capped Chickadee:

Bastard Rating: 11/10 DO NOT BE DECEIVED BY THEIR ROUND CUTENESS. These little fuckers are the gangbangers of the forest. Subsist on raw suet cake and spite. They're consistently possessed with the rage of a lust-addled Klingon woman. What the fuck are you doing at their suet cake? God help you, if you're at their suet cake, they will c u t y o u.

Song Sparrow:

Bastard Rating: -1/10 Babygirl. Precious. Just wants to sit on the edge of the gutters or the top of the feeders and make it as independent folk singers. Probably resort to posting hole from time to time to make end's meet. Always eat last because it's all love, my brothers in Christ.

Anna's Hummingbird:

Bastard Rating: 9/10 While they may have cool optical illusions when it comes to their holographic feathers, they verbally abuse me every time I refill the feeder and it hurts my feelings :(

Rufous Hummingbird:

Bastard Rating: 1/10 Shy bois. They stay out of the way until they're sure I've gone back inside before they'll visit the feeders. Generally loners.

Ruby-Throated Hummingbird:

Bastard Rating: 3/10 Generally the It Girls of the bird world. You know your garden is officially making it when these start showing up. They know they're the most popular but generally try to stay grounded about it. Will sometimes hang out and chat while the hummingbird feeder is being refilled. Used to scare me as a kid because my sister convinced me they'd try to stab their beaks into acne spots. While untrue, they don't have much of a sense of personal space.

Mourning Dove:

Bastard Rating: 1/10 Generally only bother the other birds because they're fat and eat in groups big enough to make it hard for the other birds to get at the seed on the ground. Sing beautifully. Makes Hatoful Boyfriend kind of make sense. Ngl kinda wanna befriend one. Confuse me a little bit whenever I see them because I live in a swamp and didn't expect to find any doves out here.

Stellar's goddamned Jay:

Bastard Rating: WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?!/FUCK I KNOW THE SUNFLOWER DISPENSER JIGGLES WHEN YOU TRY TO FLY YOUR FAT ASS INTO IT. NO, I CANNOT MAKE THE FEEDER POLE STOP WIGGLING WHEN YOU PARK YOUR WIDE LOAD ON TOP OF IT. GDI I BOUGHT PEANUTS FOR YOU. STOP IMITATING A SHRIEKING HAWK TO SCARE AWAY THE OTHER BIRDS AND LEARN TO SHARE YOU ABSOLUTE TWAT.

[cyarsk5230]

Compton

Compton

Compton

Ahh, real muthaphuckkin G's

Ahh, real muthaphuckkin G's

Ahh, real muthaphuckkin G's

Ahh, real muthaphuckkin G's

Ayo, Doctor, here's another proper track, and it's phat

Watch the sniper, time to pay the piper

And let that real shit provoke

See, you's a wannabe Loc and you'll get smoked and I hope

That your fans understand when you talk about sprayin' me

The same records that you makin' is payin' me

Muthaphuck Dre, muthaphuck Snoop, muthaphuck Death Row!

Yo, and here comes my left blow

'Cause I'm the E-A-Z-Y-E and this is the season

To let the real muthaphuckkin' G's in

You're like a kid, you found a pup, and now you're dapper

But tell me, where the fuck you found an anorexic rapper?

Talkin' 'bout who you gon' squabble with and who you shoot

You're only 60 pounds when you're wet and wearin' boots

Damn, E, they tried to fade you on Dre Day

But Dre Day only meant Eazy's payday

All of a sudden Dr. Dre is the G Thang

But on his own album covers he was a she-thang

So, nigga please, nigga please

Don't step to these muthaphuckkin' real G's

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known-

Every day it's a new rapper claimin' to be dapper than the Dresta

Softer than a bitch but portray the role of gangsta

Ain't broke a law in your life

Yet every time you rap, you yap about the guns and knife

Just take a good look at the nigga and you'll capture

The fact that the bastard is simply just an actor

Who mastered the bang and the slang and the mental

Of niggas in Compton, Watts, and South Central

Never ever once have you ran with the turf

But yet in every verse claim you used to do the dirt

But tell me, who's a witness to your fuckin' work?

So you never had no business, so save the drama, jerk

Niggas straight kill me, knowin' that they pranksters

This is goin' out to you studio gangstas

See, I did dirt, put in work, and many niggas can vouch that

So since I got stripes, I got the right to rap about that

But niggas like you, I gotta hate ya

'Cause I'm just tired of suburbia niggas

Talkin' about they come from projects

Knowin' you ain't seen no parts of the streets, G

Think you started tryna bang around the time of the peace treaty

Wearin' khakis and mob while you rhyme

Little fag tried to sag, but you're floodin' at the same time

And your set don't accept ya

Scared to kick it with your homies 'cause you know they don't respect ya

So, nigga please, check nuts before you step to these muthaphuckkin' real G's

Well, it's the Knocc Out, definition "Original baby gangsta"

Approach me like you hard, muthaphucker, I'ma bank ya

Shank ya with my fuckin' shank if I have to

Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg are fuckin' actors

Pranksters, studio gangstas, busters

But this time you're dealin' with some real muthaphuckers

G's, nigga please, don't try to step

'Cause if you do, then a peeled cap is all that would be left

See, young niggas like me will break you off somethin'

Claimin' my city, but Dre, you ain't from Compton

Niggas like y'all is what I call wannabes

And ain't shit compared to real muthaphuckkin' G's

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

I never met a O.G. who never did shit wrong

You tried to diss the Eazy-E, so now, nigga, it's on

You and your Doggy Dogg think that y'all hoggin' shit

Both of you bitches can come and suck my doggy dick

Beatin' up a bitch don't make you shit, but then again

Some niggas think it makes a man

Damn, it's a trip how a nigga could switch so quick

From wearin' lipstick to smokin' on chronic at picnics

And now you think you're bigger

But to me, you ain't nothin' but a bitch-ass nigga

That ain't worth a food stamp

And at Death Row, I hear you gettin' treated like bootcamp

Got to follow your sergeant's directions

Or get your ass popped with the Smith & Wesson

Learn a lesson from the Eaze

Stay in your place and don't step to real muthaphuckkin' G's

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now, Eazy Duz It

Source: Musixmatch

[the-firebird69]

This dashboard is pretty good we can work with it and we would be making it kind of wide or even rounder it would cap off the top and we can mold it right up to the edge and it would look nice and he knows what it's like just like this metallic looking piece on top it's really good the way it is. He's right to you switch out a few things and you make the eyeballs and you put in supercar and stuff. They change out the gear shifter it's not really massive work but it is work. The seats are too high up and the pedals are probably wrong it's not big stuff and doesn't cost much it's like $5 each for us cost and we get it done and we would make it work and get together on it we like how he says we reuse wires and light fixtures and just make the inserts the same it's wonderful this is going to work

Yakimoto

I have the bottom part and Jason is not really working with this much anymore and we're fighting and we think that he's saying he's going to take over the company and he's the captain of the yakimoto star Blazer ship and it's a real ship it's Japanese and they take it and symbolic of this particular company and it's because of the mega car and yeah he makes it a two-seater I believe the big one and they're saying that we think so because people can drive it and because of the kit and he says it wouldn't make headlines without the kit and he's upset but he's saying there's no cover there's no army and you have power and we'd be the army and they've done it before and he's really full of joy this is going to work

Chao Phat

Her son is beginning to heal again and it's working and we need to keep it going tonight he probably needs more beef he doesn't have an unending supply of it so he's going to try chicken cuz he had fish today it's pretty smart. Now we got to get going on it but this is intense this idea is intense but really our son needs help but really the world does and Hera is helping this is an awesome idea I haven't heard it this well in a long time it just came out he said we can use a Chinese car supercar then he said what about Japanese because the engineering is there a little bit hotter the designs and they're accepted and also everybody is up for it and yakimoto is something they want now we think that they get it over here and they're probably making knock-offs and we need that to happen

Thor Freya

Yeah I thought about it a little and it does work for me

Yakimoto

Olympus

[artcalledtattoo]

Old Funk & Porno Seka Debbie well some songs play continuously All of us here together Let’s love Old funk & porno Old funk & porno They fight against you plenty No right to the womanly selves We put cap on aids Let’s go The dance floor full of lights Dance lady John or maybe Bronson The songs begins to play Hand in hand Let’s spin you around Just hold onto the fan Old funk & porno Would have better If you and I agreed to disagree Let’s lady Old funk & porno Let’s play in disco days The drugs are hype Hypnotizing The colors play in my minds eye Let the lady just dance Just watch her Dance For her own sake Control Abortion The Men Have spoken, going back to old Laws Old punks and so no’s Old funk & porno Piggies living phat They were cancelled out by Women Politics Let me law first Lawyer Law degrees It’s hot baby girl I control everything in a room Now I’m In the higher ups atmospheres That bungalow was closed down Where do they find it now! Old funk & porno Sex training trafficking cost money for the know how’s, their paid richly We see the news What happened to the place for the rich to Play!? If allowed by higher ups It all trinkets down To a disco lighted floor Old Funk & Porno Let’s fight someone No lay Here I am Old funk & porno leadership Old funk & porno leadership’s Never high definition-ed Ol funk and his porn I will be representing myself I’ll talk in the box of mic stand Will it fill my size ass Ronald McDonalds A Ralph recovered No apologies OF & Popularity in White House The sands own stocks in fast foods Don’t forget the golf It plainly wrapped and seen Conglomerates we own in them also TP Old Funk & Porno Needs toilet paper in folds of gold The piss shit basen of Gold Rump of Trump size plaza O F & P Oh fuck and pee In Golden Arches My Man T Most people not grooved For play They love the oil But vinyls They need hide out places In the higher ups Money can take away your corks Or feed you in the Starships Money granted Old funk & porno My per view Not all men get dance And some ladies love it! They left theirselves from vhs to dvd to wireless connectivity In the clouds for a recalling Allow the Covid Shutdown America Storm a Capitol People are not seeing my eyes I must attack Or softly pressed against you I felt some thing Let me without allowance Hold you It’s a binding of my arsenal The bag had items You never smiled For the Glad Suffocation G Trump Old foe & pro Fessional today! Digital Tension Dementia Now you found it Take us back too You know the rhythms The tunes I found the Caustic Grip Wrong album With me now FLA Front Line Assembly Back with me I don’t burn to ground This will me added to I meant it for later DTD Gashed Senses & Crossfire FLA Look Up Dear Trump One did flare up for cooking

Thus Far

[ailtrahq]

Following a remarkable entry into the crypto space, the long-anticipated crypto project ‘Meme Kombat’, a cutting-edge gaming platform that merges the world of memes with the competitive thrill of battle arenas, has officially launched the presale for its native token, $MK. With the presale launch, the $MK token, the native token of the Meme Kombat ecosystem, is now up for grabs at memekombat.io, priced at $1.667. Notably, the presale is set to offer flexibility, allowing purchases using Ethereum (ETH), Tether (USDT), or Binance Coin (BNB). Moreover, holders can make their moves using a variety of wallets, including MetaMask, Trust Wallet, Coinbase Wallet, OKX Wallet, Ledger Live, Rainbow Wallet, and several WalletConnect options. Furthermore, it is interesting that Meme Kombat introduces a unique twist with wagering and staking, adding a ‘play to earn’ dimension and opportunities for passive income. As of September 25th, 2023, combatants can stake their tokens with an impressive Annual Percentage Yield (APY) of 112% during the presale period. The crypto world is already buzzing about Meme Kombat’s high APY and ‘Play to Earn’ utility, with the project making waves on renowned crypto news outlets. Impressively, the project has already raised approximately $60,000. Taking a closer look at the tokenomics, $MK boasts a capped maximum supply of 12,000,000 tokens. Distribution is strategically allocated, with 50% reserved for the presale, 30% for staking and battle rewards, 10% for additional community rewards, and 10% for locked DEX liquidity. The presale has set ambitious targets, aiming for a soft cap of $1 million and a hard cap of $10 million. One aspect that sets Meme Kombat apart from many meme coin projects is its commitment to transparency. The core team, led by project founder Matt Whiteman, is readily accessible via platforms like LinkedIn. Matt brings valuable experience from his previous roles as CEO at Phat Loot DeFi and COO at North Technologies B.V. Source

[terporium]

5 Best Quartz Bangers of 2023

Quartz bangers are an exceptional dish or nail type for vaporizing the concentrates upon a bong or a dab ring. Such bangers are generally circle-shaped, although varied designs are available. They can withstand ultra-low temperatures and extreme heat, producing the best flavours. The criteria for choosing the best Quartz Bangers are based on Dab Size Versatility, Heat Retention, Smoothness, Ease of Maintenance, and Flavor Delivery. In this article, we will describe the top-quality Quartz Bangers of 2023. 

5 Best Quartz Bangers of 2023 

Here is the detailed list of the 5 Best Quartz Bangers of 2023: 

Terporium Quartz Bangers: Terporium is the leading supplier of the best quartz bangers. With its abundant offerings, you can pursue the banger of your preferred style, shape, and design. One of their exciting product is the Opaque Third Eye Auto Spinner which is best because it adds a third hole for better airflow & terp pearl spinning. Other best-selling products are XXL Seamless Terp Slurper, Saturn quartz bangers, Auto Hybrid with Splash Guard, etc. In general, all of their products are easy to clean, maintain, and retain heat, along with producing flavourful results & better airflow.  

Auto Spinner Bucket Banger: The sides of the Auto Spinner Quartz Banger have custom holes requiring only a simple solid cap for airflow plugging & routing. Its reheating ability makes it the number 1 choice among dabbers. With the help of such bangers, we don't require a cyclone cap for spinning the terp pearls. The bucket has a flared bottom for the material loading, smooth traveling & grounding of pearls. It is best for those individuals who wish to go a level higher from the primary buckets without any intricacies.  

Phat Bottom Slurper: It uses the solid cap/marble for routing the airflow direction from the bucket's thick & faceted bottom. Due to this, heat gets efficiently distributed to every terp pearl in the bucket. The entire quartz banger is masterfully designed, with the wall curves safeguarding pearls from being removed through the banger's neck. It gets effectively heated up because of how the bottom dish is designed, splashing up the torch flame & heating bucket's side areas. The Phat Bottom Slurper is ideal only for experienced dabbers who are well aware of the pros & cons of handling such tools.  

Blender Quartz Banger Terp Pearl Set: The bottom of the Blender set has a cyclone-etched blender dish & uses a marble cap at the top. It evenly distributes heat, letting terp pearls spin efficiently, producing a smooth potent flavor. Well known for its thickness, airflow & heat retention property, the nail can be kept clean with minimal effort. Although, it's time-consuming to clean the Terp Pearl because they consume heat from the nails, making it difficult for the carbon to come out of the quartz.  

Terp Slurper Quartz Banger Marble Set: One of the most creative quartz bangers has three angled slits for airflow, a pill-shaped terp pearl, a marble cap, and a short bucket pertaining to the center of the dish where a pearl set is not mandatory. Coming to its design, it has a vast surface area with thin quartz balancing flavor, consistency & allowing heat retention. Above all advantages, cleaning it at the end could be a cumbersome task as inside the vapor tube, pearls form a closed field. Let Pearl cool down before removing & cleaning it through a torch or cotton swabs.  

Our team hopes the above article on Best Quartz Bangers helped you choose the right one. From all the above suppliers, we would recommend Terporium, a leading supplier of top-notch Quartz Bangers. They have ongoing sales on the Quartz Bangers, so make the best of this opportunity. Check their official website to pick the right product from their plethora of offerings. 

[hualianff]

Thinking about modern au artist HC who excels at various traditional art forms including ceramics, painting, and sculpting. Soon enough, the time comes for HC to learn the witchcraft that is digital art.

And man is it a phat STRUGGLE.

In general, HC talks out loud to himself during his artistic process - a quirk that XL (the husband) can’t help but find endearing.

(HC waiting for his shit to render: “anytime now…preferably within the next century…” 🙄

HC shading: “what if we make you a little darker? just like that…hmm, I don’t hate it-??”

HC, confused: *aggressively scribbles on the screen* “HELLO?? WHY ARENT YOU BLENDING!?”

HC trying to find the layer where the stoopid random black dot is: “I WILL find you. I MUST…”

HC undoing one stroke a thousand times: “nope” *undos* “nope” *undos* “fuck you” *undos*)

***

Cue HC internally crying every month because “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY STYLE??” 😭😭

***

HC bent over his desk like shrimp. 🦐

XL insists HC takes breaks, for food and general rest. He massages HC’s neck, shoulders, back, and hands - HC naturally melts back into his beloved’s hands.

HC has a folder on his desktop titled “gege’s masterpieces” which are all of XL’s drawings for HC.

***

SQX: “ohmygod can you draw me!?”

HC: “nu”

HC goes back to drawing portraits of XL.

***

HC watching the piece he spent days drawing get surpassed in likes by a dumb doodle of his pets he did when battling artblock: “make it make sense” 😡

XL: “it’s because you made e’ming and ruoye so cute!” 🥰

***

Imagine HC mindlessly twirling his apple pen between his long fingers, even while he’s pacing around their apartment.

He also tends to play with the cap of the charging plug, resulting in him constantly losing it!! It’s such a tiny, white thing - it could be anywhere…

Somehow, XL magically finds the cap in the most unassuming places and puts it somewhere safe so he can hand it back when HC’s already pulling his hair out.

***

XL hangs his favorite pieces of HC’s artwork around their apartment !!

When guests come over for the first time, they’ll stare at the beautifully framed art pieces in awe.

And XL will proudly say,” oh, this is actually all of San Lang’s work! Isn’t he amazing?” 😊

***

Many people think HC’s signature is a distinct symbol, shape, or even an obscure drawing with a hidden message. In turn, this has caused HUGE debates on Twitter about what the signature actually means.

One popular stan account had successfully gathered clues over the years. After comparing a lot of pics, lives, doodles, etc., they come to the conclusion that the signature is actually a word.

But what exactly does it say?

Still unknown.

And when some indie magazine goes and interviews HC, THEY HAVE TO ASK.

Interviewer: “Crimson Rain, you must tell us, we’re begging, what does your signature mean? It’s been a topic of WAR for years amongst your fans!”

HC: “oh, it’s just my name”

Everyone: ☠️🤡☠️🤡☠️

Interviewer: “would you mind demonstrating for us?”

HC, shrugging: “sure”

HC, messing up the second stroke of his name: “wait no, let me restart”

***

Twitter trending tags:

#WHAT

#THAT’S HIS HAND WRITING???

#IM JARED 19

#CRIMSON RAIN

#HAND WRITING

#THIS WHOLE TIME !?

(2)

***

W/ @no-one-says-hi

[achliegh]

We Came Out!

Someone asked for a part 2 of my Cubs coming out on tiktok so I thought I would write it. I am trying to write lighthearted stuff but it’s really hard. I really don’t like writing nice stuff but I also need to broaden my skills. I’m just not very confident in my lighter work that's all. I’m happy people enjoy it nonetheless.

Love, Trash Monster :)

CW/TW: Discussing coming out

Characters belong to @lumosinlove

They boys walked into Sids as everyone else was sitting down and they were all holding hands and smiling super big. Logan even leaned over to give Finn a PHAT kiss on the cheek and it stunned the whole team. They sat down next to each other and looked down the table seeing everyone staring at them.

They didn’t care though, they had just come out to the world and could finally hold hands in public. This was a dream come true and no matter what they had their families and team for support. It was a long discussion on whether or not they would come out at all until at least one of them was retired. They could hold it together that long because a picture of Logan kissing Finns cheek went viral a couple weeks ago because they weren’t careful. They didn’t want to hide anymore.

“You might want to put your cellular devices on silent.” Finn looks at them smugly and then a bunch of their phones start going off. Tags on twitter, tiktok, tumblr, hell even facebook. All of it was talking about the three hockey players who just came out to the world via tiktok. The cubs just kept on like it was any other normal team meeting while Kuny was the first one to watch the video they posted.

“That's how you come out! Dumb video!” He was smiling at his screen as Nado looked over his shoulder to look at the phone screen and snorted.

“At least it isn’t by the media.” Talker adds to the conversation.

“Just a different type of media” Pascal who finally caved and bought reading glasses is holding the phone arm's length away from him to be able to read it.

“We had to do it sometime and why not do it in a way that can be as chaotic as us.” Leo smiles sweetly as the waitress arrives and starts taking the orders. Sirius still hasn't said anything and Logan was starting to fidget. He knew that the captain would support them no matter what but he really didn’t want to get a lecture about how this could have been dangerous for some reason that no one thought of.

Suddenly, there was a fork against a glass to get everyone's attention. Turning to look at the head of the table where Cap and Loops were the cubs held their breath a little. Usually, when the fork tapping starts a speech starts as well. Whether good or bad. All three boys gripped each others hands under the table.

“To the Cubs!” Sirius raised his glass with a big smile on his face. Everyone loudly whooped and whistled as they chugged their glasses of water (They had a game tomorrow). The Cubs sighed in relief.

“I love our team and My life”

"And us"

"Well duh"

[thoriffix]

All Caps is orange side— and while that sounds like a very strange theory, we all know that besides All Caps’ neverending niceness, they have been very excited about the concept of arson. Specifically Logan committing arson. Now if that isn’t subtle trickster “:)” energy I don’t know what that is. What are you telling us All Caps? That Logan’s gonna go apeshit? Maybe. But that’s just a theory; an Anon Theory! Thanks for watching -🍩

all caps is joan theyre dropping phat hints of the orange side (thank u for ur theory donut i enjoy them immensely)

[xonxsm]

pastel || bnha x male!reader

---》 two 《---

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class went on normally, with a few glances occasionally being thrown at the [h/c]-male, to which he never noticed- he was too busy daydreaming about kermit and pepe the frogs' forbidden love.

'mi amor,' [m/n] thought to himself with a weird voice, looking at the "man" he formed with his fingers, imagining it as kermit. setting his head on the desk he made kermit kneel in front of pepe, with kermit holding out imaginary flowers.

'i cannot hold this inside me anymore... my beautiful boyfriend, dear pepe, my love, will you marry and run away with me?'  pepe let out dramatic tears and nods aggressively, [m/n] about to make both hands 'kiss' before aizawa brought him to his attention.

"we will be choosing a class rep today."

almost everyone started talking at once, mostly about how much they wanted to be class rep and why them people should choose them; until iida shushed everyone by saying they should choose by voting. [m/n] looked lost.

bruh. i just started, like, two hours ago. i don't even know anything about them- wtf lol-

sighing, he doodled the poop emoji with hearts and flies surrounding it before folding it up and submitting his 'vote'.

midoriya and momo ended being chosen as class president and vice president respectively, while iida sulked in a corner. bakugo- an ash-blonde boy started shouting about the people that voted for broccoli while explosions went on around him.

:o boomboom be handsome tho, me hearteu umu

the bell rang right after that. [m/n] stretched, excited for food, but quickly slouched as he realised he had no idea where the canteen was. he decided to just follow the others, and grinned when he arrived, quickly running to the line to get food.

<<>><<>><<>>

PROBLEM, TwT.

holding his tray he walked around, hoping to spot an empty table. there were many empty seats, but [m/n] being the little antisocial bean he is he refused to walk up and ask if he could sit. he was about to leave the lunch room and go eat in the bathroom AlOnE before he spotted a pink-haired and skinned girl frantically waving him over to sit at her table.

grinning he strutted over with his tray, his tail flicking slightly as he sat down beside an electric blonde. "heyyyy-"

"hey! i'm mina. this is kaminari, bakugo, kirishima annnd sero." mina gave him a big smile while he munched on his sushi rolls.

"yoe." [m/n] mumbled with his mouth full of rice, waving. quickly finishing his rice balls he was about to reach for his banana milk when suddenly loud alarms started blaring. [m/n] let out a soft whimper as he massaged his ringing ears. confused voices and shuffling of students filled the lunch room.

"warning: there has been a level 3 security breach. this is not a drill." an upperclassmen stood up, screeching about how this hasn't happened in three years and everyone ran out of the lunch room, [m/n] somehow getting caught up in the crowd. he could feel tears building up, slowly getting harder and harder to breathe. just as he was about to collapse on the floor- a hand grabbed him and roughly pulled [m/n] to the side, slamming him against the wall.

waht. oh shiddy tiddies I'm being pinned against de wall. a flustered [m/n] looked up into curious red eyes. "uh- thankz."

kirishima only grinned, showing off his sharp teeth. [m/n] shyly fiddled with his tie, looking behind kirishima when he heard a familiar voice shout. he looked over to the floating dude shouting about the breach caused by the 'press'. everything was sorted out, everyone stopped running and went back to what they were doing before. [m/n] yeeted himself outta the corner, quickly walking back to the cafeteria with a still grinning kirishima in tow.

walking back to the table where he was sitting before the breach he dramatically dropped to his knees to where his fallen tray was, his food splattered on the ground. "Noooo... me love, me zalmon roll, me banana milk." clutching his chest with a sad look he picked up the fallen tray and food before casually dumping it in the trash can, a happy look immediately on his face as he let out a smol burp, setting his phat ass on his seat.

kirishima only stared at him like he was the most unmanly thing in the whole universe. BiPoLaR MuCh Ay-

"E." [m/n] stated as he stared at the approaching group he sat with before, munching on a bag of chips he pulled out of n o w h e r e.

realising he was probably blocking the standing group from getting into their seats he stood up in shy, his ears lowering as he stepped aside for them to pass and sit down. mina, sitting in the middle immediately pulled him down next to her, giving him a smol noogie before successfully stealing [m/n]'s last chip.

"beach." [m/n] sulked, throwing the empty potato chip bag in her face, to which she somehow dodged and it smacked bakugo square in the face.

"HEY YOU LITTLE-" [m/n] shrieked, quickly retrieving the empty bag, placing it on the side as he shifted away a little. bakugo only huffed and continued eating his food, while [m/n] sipped on a banana milk that magically appeared.

uncomfortable silence filled the table as [m/n] shifted awkwardly in his seat, feeling like he was the cause. he was about to get up, using "i wantz some more banana milk" as an excuse before mina pushed him back down.

"hey, are your ears and tail part of your quirk? ooo wait CAN I TOUCH THEM? THEY FLUFFY 🥺"

a certain green-haired boy across from them listened in, hearing the word 'quirk'.

"yez! me tail and earz are part of my quirk. i can alzo zhift into a wolf, and like, run really fast. and zure you can touch me earz," [m/n] replied, lifting his ears a little as mina pet his ears like how you would pet a dog- as he let out really soft purrs from his throat.

and scribbling intensifies for midoriya.

"you talk weird," kaminari blurted out, his ears immediately turning a little red. "not that its bad or anything-"

"yeh, itz juzt me long azz tongue, it makez it kinda hard to form wordz- zadly i can't control itz length."

but, i have good tongue technology. [m/n] let out a soft giggle before cringing at his own voice, pouting slightly as he felt mina stop petting his ears. IMMEDIATELY turning red when he felt something poking his tail.

"ZLKDFJNKZ WOMAN!" he quickly jumped up, shifting his tail to cover his growing um... area before shooting mina a glare. "DON'T TOUCH ME TAIL!"

then he dashi ran outta the lunch room to the bathroom, feeling his whole body turn hot as the others stared at his disappearing figure confused.

<<>><<>><<>>

[m/n] boredly stared on as midoriya decided to give iida his position of class rep. not even bothering to continue his story of pepe and kermit, he laid his head down on his desk again, yawning a little.

"psst!"

sero and kaminari poked his ears as he looked over. "dude, you ok? you just zoomed outta there."

[m/n] coughed, slightly embarrassed as he moved his tail closer. "yeah, totally finez."

totally did not get a boner because someone touched my tail. ahem. he was grateful for the fur on his ears, feeling them heat up as he buried his head between his arms.

[m/n] was still groaning internally as the others cheered for the new class president, the one and only iida tenya.

<<>><<>><<>>

"for today's hero training we will be having three different instructors; with them being me, all might and another person you will meet later." aizawa droned on about the training, holding out a card with the word 'rescue' with all caps written on it. he pointed to a rack full of suitcases where the costumes were put. [m/n] rushed over after aizawa told them to get ready- he was quite excited to put on his costume which was shipped to japan after it was completed in [your country]. grabbing a suitcase with his name he skipped to the changing rooms, humming.

[m/n]'s suit was rather child-like, but also kinda revealing. short-sleeved [h/c] shirt with a long v-neck that was tucked into a pair of black pants that folded in mid thigh- and of course a hole in the back so he could comfortably tuck his tail out. then some bandages that acted as gloves and socks, and black boots. to top it all off a [f/c] cloak that reached his knees.

he checked in the suitcase, hoping to find a collar but was disappointed to find nothing.

well i didn't order for one to be made, i guess-

he stuffed the suitcase and collar into his locker and quickly ran out to where the bus was, lining up as iida told.

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word count: 1536 words

ahem.. no, [m/n] isn't in heat.

from what i read from other uh more mature fanfics hybrids have sensitive ears and t a i l s. so yeah [m/n] isn't in heat. it's gonna be weird if he is already in heat after he joins yuuei for like five hours.

the pepe and kermit part gave me inspiration, so I'm going to be writing a whole book dedicated to their forbidden love.

. . .

just kidding lol no-

unless~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[the-firebird69]

We use this but yes got help. Bitol and Goddess Wife. They're sick of it they said

Today enough needs it. Us two as well. A bunch of us so we're seeing up over the top need this. War now here Mac proper seen tons go there yes. Find it. Missing trucks and people. Praise our son and yellow beard Crissy African minority morlock Chow phat and co. See them now

They see the caverns are held here. Huge groups now after Mac proper. Seek it answers.

PROJECT BLUE BEAM. good wow good

It's on we say it do it. Now needed this so badly ok. They trace it. Too. Found them at Tropicana and Folgers here more. Starbucks top. Tommy f grabbed some. Saw it shit himself. He's right we are Toys. Now they fight assignments all day. Chocolate coffee food the syrup caine. And he saw it all over they don't.

The blue sapphire.

Justin yes

They seek them. See them in space a bit. Oh no Justin said he's right carries it then proceeds they laughed your fooled shit no way. It's on Justin yelled it. Set up meetings. Then w morlok. Preliminary stuff good. Still ok. Much larger than they think he spit it out no. They can tk forgieners need it Justin smiled you'll get it good

And work commenced. Tommorow the big day we want to see. Want redistricting. Need it use it. Hear them ok. Nope. They try. Now too.

Huge huge day ok. Hera said it he needs up. Can't keep beating on him he falls we see it too.

Huge huge huge day huge.

We thank Yellow Beard. They will be awarded bravery medals. Trump after tonight. A bunch from grandpa. He sees rides us but has to be said. Tons use this moment ok.

Thor Freya

Thank you Chris we work on it lol Tommy f well

Trump

I hv to stop can't won't macs are too powerful

Tommy f

I slowed he's faster horror now

Trump

Exhaustting

Bja

We do this. Medals for mom. And the lady here. Yes. It's an African morlock. Likes him helps. Kamala hired her. Both get a series of medals we contact them tons will see it and roll.

The crazy black guy oh yeh Leroy yes and neighbor. The lady we know her Biden says. Needed help she balled moth to the flame now sees help but ouch. And bear. Tt later yes. And on RR Badges bear yes she says caps it ok Bear Ben TT. She's proud. Who is is no. Niko's mate ok. But patches for us. To find our missing.

He wants Misha and Mishka same dog and Niko really this might be Misha. She looked astounded wheres the twirp ok.

We form units now

The mayors first he's pleased a place

Biden says

Thor Freya

Olympus

Greatest

Hera

Zues yup

[wearesorcerer]

The Best Spell to Use on an Opponent

Wish.

Obviously.

...but let’s say you don’t want to cast a spell that drains XP (3.5), requires a ginormous diamond (3.P), or can make you unable to use magic ever again (5e) and regardless of edition requires you to outthink the DM so as not to get screwed over.

I’ll give you five really good effective options.

#1: FIREBALL

This is a classic for several reasons:

Fire as an invention was (and still is) an incredibly useful tool for constructive, supportive, and destructive purposes. No other energy type provides quite as much utility.

It deals a lot of damage relative to its level.

It has a long range.

The size of its AoE is rather large, if you stop to think about it.

The sphere is the best AoE shape. (”Chain” isn’t an AoE or a shape, it’s a selection of targets within a distance regardless of shape.)

This makes fireball versatile. Sure, there may be more situationally appropriate choices, but if that’s a major concern for you then you probably want to play a Wizard. Wizards* invest in wands of fireball so they can get the versatility without sacrificing their edge (variety). We’re Sorcerers here: be the wand of fireball, save your gold for something more precious.

To cite a fantastic example, in Futurama: Bender’s Game, Bender ends an encounter with a red dragon by using his wand of fireball on the river upon which his party had been canoeing. By doing so, he provides them a wall of steam to conceal their escape. Voila: fireball acting as fog cloud/invisibility/any other sense-impairing spell. Lots of spells can be used in clever ways; fireball happens to be well suited for that task, as I’ve illustrated.

*In 3.x, at least. In 5e, Wizards prepare like Pathfinder!Arcanists, which is like getting to cast like a Sorcerer but being able to switch out your spells known every day. Easy? You bet. Already overpowering for a class that was one of the best classes in the game? Ya betcha!

#2: Many Enchantments and Illusions

We’re talking effective, not necessarily ethical.¹  When Enchantments and Illusions do not outright end/bypass encounters, they tend to set them up for something else to have an arbitrarily easy time doing so.

#3: Shatter

You can break things - like the ground beneath someone’s feet (if only in a small patch) or their weapons or whatever. This is one of the many uses for fireball, but as it has a harder time killing things (and tends to ruin what phat lewt you would otherwise get), it’s not even #2 on this list of “good spells that come to mind.”

#4: (Baleful) Polymorph

5e removed the supremely unethical aspects of this spell by merging it with polymorph and making the duration shorter. By doing so, a PC caster doesn’t risk damning themself to Tartarus for permanently changing someone against their will into an animal of a different phylum and in so doing erasing their minds. On the downside, now there’s not really a way of making most villainous mages from folklore and mythology, either.

(All of the humor from this comment is gone!)

Regardless of duration, though, turning an opponent into a small (but still visible), slow, and harmless creature (like a sloth) is a surefire way of ending a fight, whether or not you squish them. Turning them into something bigger (llama), faster (cat, dog, rabbit), sturdier (turtle), or more dangerous (dog, blue-ringed octopus, viper) is where people go wrong with this.

#5: Temporal Stasis (3.x only)

There are lots and lots of spells which impede movement; these are, in general, good choices. Most of them have some sort of drawback or common resistance.

Not temporal stasis.

Timey-wimey effects are few and far between in D&D because they’re almost always considered too powerful for one reason or another. Time stop doesn’t even work like it should: you can’t do anything DIO does with ZA WARUDO!

{Time crunchy noises.}

Why? ‘Cuz D&D makes it a way of giving yourself buffs or casting delayed blast fireball a few times and nothing else: in 3.x, you can’t affect other creatures period; in 5e, the spell ends if you try to do so. You can’t simply attack people (coup de grace them, throw knives at them, drop steamrollers on top of them and then pound them into the pavement) - or even move them down flights of stairs repeatedly. ‘Cuz that would be OP for a ninth level spell to do.

(Mind you, sleep is a 1st level spell. The main differences are that there are a few different ways to resist it [which are fairly common] and it has an HD/HP cap. You can still use it to coup de grace most monsters you encounter.)

Since such spells are rare, there’s not really a (Time) subschool or [Time] descriptor to resist and what monsters there are that have specific resistances to such effects are few and far between. (They’re usually high-level creatures themed around time magic [usually preventing time travel] and the resistances are inconsistent because of the lack of codification.)

Thus, you get temporal stasis flying under the radar. For some reason, trapping someone motionless in time (against which there is almost nothing that can resist) is fine and dandy, even if it’s permanent! You can do all of that and it’s only an 8th-level spell!

Now, you might be thinking that you could reproduce such an effect with imprisonment in 5e. You’re probably correct. The thing is, imprisonment in 5e is the equivalent of 3.x’s spell of the same name (the burial option, referencing one of the versions of how Nimue/Viviane/Morgan le Fay trapped Merlin) merged with maze (extradimensional labyrinth option; the other “hedged prison” descriptions also include versions of the Merlin myth) and binding (all of the other options). Of the three, it works most like binding outside of the general options - specifically the casting time.

In 3.x, imprisonment, maze, and temporal stasis don’t take a minute to cast; they only take a standard action (equivalent to an action).

That means you can use them in combat without much problem.

Imprisonment (3.5 version) includes temporal stasis in its effect. You might think that’s a good thing, but it’s not. Why would I waste one of my precious 9th-level spell slots (let alone a supremely rare 9th-level spell known) on a spell I could replicate with a spell one level lower (temporal stasis) and move earth (a 6th-level spell)? Yeah, that’s two spell slots, but y’know what I can use a 9th-level spell slot for? Wish. Metamagic. A lot of really useful spells, less situational spells. Za. Freakin’. Warudo. On top of all of that, there are ways to resist Abjuration effects; they aren’t common, but they exist.

Maze has the spell slot problem, plus it’s fairly easy to escape one (DC 20 Int check once per round or just wait 10 minutes) and not only are there ways of resisting both Conjuration effects in general and (Teleportation) effects specifically, but they are also more common than either of the other two options. (With two minor adjustments, Kobold Press made a “lesser” version available four spell levels earlier.)

Temporal stasis, by contrast, is a Transmutation effect. That school happens to be overly broad, so there aren’t many things with blanket resistances to it. There are plenty of things which resist (or are outright immune to) polymorphing and similar, but not time magic and not the Transmutation school. It’s main drawback is that both freedom and dispel magic can end it and these are listed as options, not as the only things which can do so. It also has a costly material component (5,000 gp of gem dust from diamonds, emeralds, rubies, and sapphires), whereas the other two do not. At 16th level, that’s a small price to pay for something that won’t have easy resistances. (Mind you, all three are affected by Spell Resistance, so it’s not like any of these are assured victory.)

Still, you want to put a villain out for good without killing them? This is how you do it. I’m not sure it’s any more ethical than straight-up murder, but in theory you could end it before eternity passes them by.

¹ I kinda wanna talk about how the typical approach to the subject of ethical vs. unethical casting (especially from semi- or non-casters) is the height of hypocrisy. Not entirely, though, but that’s likely the anxiety.

[mademoiselle-historienne]

headcanon time baybee

((These are just a bunch of headcanons since I feel I never released much about my OC Nicolette. Take this dump-- and a bit of a CW for 18+ content, disorders, gore, etc etc))

                                _____ under the cut be like :o _____

Actually really organized 

Will get fussy when someone isn’t organized enough to meet her standards

Major closet weeb

Loves old 90s anime and vocaloid music

Avid Taiko/rhythm game player 

Really good at keeping and pointing out rhythms and patterns

Used to be a drummer in an all girl group

Eye scar comes from playing at a bar and, when a fight broke out, a chair was thrown at her and knocked her tf out

She got scratched in the eye and is now significantly blind in the left eye (not totally)

Very blunt with her feelings unless it’s romantic

Cue nervous, blushing, sweating mess

Literally never trusts many men unless they’ve proven they’re at least good natured

Women? Women are fine. Women are great and cute

Daddy issues to the nth degree, need for a strong male figure in her life

Definitely has a daddy kink

Will absolutely not admit it unless she slips it out, or it’s extorted out of her

Big scary men with knives is a big yes

Sadomasochist, prefers masochism with bondage and knives

Being overpowered and thrown around is something she fantasizes about

Is also a virgin (lol loser)

May or may not get turned on sometimes in trials because of this kink :flushed:

Knows how to skateboard, mostly just riding it but also knows a few tricks here and there

Volleyball player so she always finds some way to stay physically active; actually is pretty tough

Her intelligence is where it’s at tho

PHAT ass cerebellum

Any question you have she will answer clearly and concisely 

If she doesn’t know the answer? It will bother her and she will actively do the research herself

Dissociation disorder mixed with a bit of PTSD

Can’t really stand much blood (other than in a sexual sense or injury)

Gore is a big no

Can and will have a mental breakdown at the sight of gore, even if she’s been in the Fog for a set amount of time

Doesn’t like the idea of killing people unless it’s justified (which is short for “sexually abusive men/women/people”)

Really good at comebacks

“That’s why yo shoes raggedy” “That’s why yo mama’s dead” type beat

doesn’t remember the last time she hugged someone

Very touch starved

Will cling to anyone who dares to show her a bit of physical affection

Never kissed someone, never been intimate besides the times it was non consensual 

Her favorite people get showered in hugs and affection

Likes to listen to all kinds of music i.e “don’t knock it till ya try it”

Especially likes EDM and synthpop (Capsule or Vocaloid), but alt rock like Grimes is top tier

Jeff and Nick fangirl over BABYMETAL together no cap :pensive:

Would 105% be a raver if she hadn’t been taken by the Entity

Occasionally visits the killer campfire to see Anna 

Anna acts as a bit of a mother figure to her outside of trials

The others definitely unnerve her to some extent (honorable mentions include Herman (Doctor), Kenneth (Clown), and Danny (Ghostface) even though she is adamant she could kick his scrawny ass if it ever came to too much flirting)

Writes only in cursive because “printing is too hard :(”

Can write really fast and have it come out perfect for some reason?? how she do dat

Has a tick/calming method of squeezing her thumb when getting very upset or in major pain

Other ticks include the Leg Bounce, tapping on things to a rhythm of a song, lip biting, twirling of hair

“Eat the rich, anarchy is the way to live”

Dissociates commonly at the sounds of yelling, excessive blood or gore

Constant “what?” 

Often has trouble remembering things-- barely remembers that she killed a man unless she’s reminded