#utterly rekt

[blanchetteminxia]

nagi didn't get excited about much. football? a mild interest. food? only when it was easy to eat. but video games... video games were almost interesting. and his new girlfriend, was almost interesting, too.

both of you had been dating for a week. a week of quiet smiles, shared snacks, and the occasional, almost hesitant, hand-holding. you were... cute. shy. obsessed with sanrio. nagi found it all mildly amusing, in a way that didn't require much effort.

"want to... play valorant?" he'd asked, the suggestion feeling almost strenuous.

"oh. sure. i... i play sometimes." you meekly replied.

sometimes turned out to be a gross understatement.

thirty minutes into your first-ever gaming session at nagi's place, nagi was frozen. petrified. utterly and completely dumbfounded.

you, his sweet, timid, sanrio-loving girlfriend, was not the same person.

your voice, usually a soft murmur, was now a roaring, guttural shout. words nagi hadn't even heard rin use were flying out of your mouth, aimed at your unfortunate opponents.

"GET F***ING REKT, YOU MOUTHBREATHER! ARE YOU BLIND? OPEN YOUR EYES, YOU PIECE OF SH**!"

your fingers, usually delicate and hesitant when you held his hand, were now a blur, a whirlwind of furious clicking and mousing. your face, normally flushed with shy blushes, was contorted in a mask of intense, bloodthirsty concentration.

nagi stared, slack-jawed, at the transformation. the gentle, pastel-colored room, filled with your plushies, seemed to vibrate with the sheer intensity of your…. rage.

he watched, horrified, as you clutched your headset, your face inches from the screen, screaming obscenities that would make rin blush. every kill was met with a triumphant roar, every death with a string of curses that nagi didn't even know existed.

he'd expected... well, he hadn't really expected anything. but certainly not this. not this... berserker mode.

he felt a cold sweat break out on his forehead. this was the same girl who had squeaked in delight when he'd won her a hello kitty keychain at the arcade. this was the same girl who had blushed crimson when he'd accidentally brushed her hand.

who was this person?

the match ended. you ripped off her headset, chest heaving, a wild, triumphant grin spreading across her face.

"yes! we f***ing won! that's what you get, asshat!"

you turned to nagi, eyes still blazing with adrenaline. and then, your expression softened, the wildness fading, replaced by a sheepish smile.

"oh. nagi. sorry. did i... did i get a little loud?"

nagi could only stare, his mind blank. he was pretty sure his brain had just short-circuited.

"loud...?" he croaked, his voice barely a whisper.

you giggled, the sound almost... normal

"yeah. i get a little... competitive. when i play. sorry if i scared you."

scared him? scared him was an understatement. he was traumatized. he was questioning his entire reality. he was wondering if he'd accidentally wandered into some kind of alternate dimension.

he finally managed a weak, "it's... fine."

but it wasn't fine. it was terrifying. and fascinating. and... maybe, just a little bit... interesting.

nagi seishiro, the boy who found almost everything tedious, had just discovered that his girlfriend was a terrifying, foul-mouthed, gaming goddess.

and he had absolutely no idea what to do about it.

a/n: some fluff/crack after all that nagi depression bs in the manga

[unma]

SCREW YOU

GET REKT. DESTROYED UTTERLY. NO MATCH FOR THE PLANNING OF X

Edit: I have now calmed down. Look at her. She's sleeping. A mimir. Resting. Good for her, good for her.

[gods-of-kanto]

To Peach and Pepper, any Mother Daughter bonding trip storys or the like?

Also I don’t recall if stated What Pepper is doing now a days if she’s doing her own thing

Pepper: Im a hermit, i just bum off my mom until she kicks me out of the house.

Peach: Why are you like this- I'm not like this.

Peach: One of my favorite memories is teaching Pepper how to walk. She already knew how to fly when she came into my life.

Peach: And Pepper is an Engineer. She specifically goes around the world fixing Pokecenters and Pokephones and the like. Things i dont understand. She's actually been starting a new prosthetic line for bipedal pokemon. It has its ups and downs but she's making huge strides!

Peach: I'm so proud of her :)

Pepper: Is this what it feels ls like to be utterly embarrassed by your mom? Mother how could you???

Peach: Get rekt, sweetie.

(((You can hear Pepper screaming in the distance)))

[yakiire]

reasons zo*ro will judge you:

complete lack of discipline (and god forbid you're whining about not reaching your goals on top of it all)

for some ungodly reason you don't think swords are cool

disliking simple foods

underestimating women (physically, intellectually, etc.)

lacking proper names for your finisher moves

dying from blood loss (what's wrong with you)

using more swords than he does

trying to have him stay in bed after he got utterly rekt. what do you think he is. weak??

hating kids for no good reason

[a-musing-mixologist]

I love my boy so much but sometimes I do want to see him get utterly and completely rekt.

[licndcnced]

Checked out genshin leaks on Twitter, mind is UTTERLY REKT. omg....he's gonna be EPIC!!! ❤ 😭 😭 😭

[kiwibirb1]

To preface this, I completely and utterly forgot I was doing this. This is roughly what I remember, but it will start kind of random. This is a continuation of this post

My thoughts as I play Twilight Princess for the first time Pt 2

IT FUCKING SLAPPED ITS ASS DURING A FIGHT

Aww I can't see Rusl

Where the fuck am I supposed to go

HYRULE FIELD? HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN HERE?

*Sprints across grass*

Lol I bet one of the kids shit themselves and that's what I'm smelling

Kakariko!

Aww that's so sad and sweet! They think I'm gonna save them! *proceeds to run into wall*

WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GO

Ahah!

Wait I got them all didn't I?

Oh there's some outside Kakariko

Can Midna please fucking stop looking behind like theres something there it scares me

Death Mountain? I don't think this fur will stand the heat.

Gordon!

Song?

WHERE THE FUCK AM I

Ooh other wolf ( I know it's Time but whatever)

I'm not very good at howling

That sounded so pretty!

Ooh he's in Ordona

Lol just got ragdolled by air

Four this time? Eeugh

Oh that was easy

Um why does it sound like this volano is about to blow?

AHHHHHHH

These fucking bird things

OW RUDE ROCK

Woah I'm glowy

She just casually twirls out of existence

Hoo-Hoo

Why does it have a fish mouth. Ew

Aww poor Colin or whatever his name is

Haha he runs weird

Bomb guy just ignored

Woah music change

Gorons, why?

Ooh I like this Kakariko's music

Oh right I blew a house up... oopsie

I got a shiny ant!

Welp I guess I gotta talk the gorons

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO STOP THIS GUY

WHAT IS BEEPING

Oh my hearts

I give up ill go to the Wolf instead

AHHHHH

WHY THE FUCK WHERE YOU STANDING RIGHT WHERE I GET OUT

EPONA

IM A COWBOY

YEE HAW

zoom

I CANT FUCKING JUMP THIS GATE

FINALLY

Not the mailman

Aww he did a little "doo do-do do do!"

There's two bird people face things? Eugh *shudders*

Lol I just ran them over

Oh thanks Epona that qas the wrong way

Doggo!

Okay now that I know how to bash peoples heads in with a shield Onwards, Epona!

Yeah, yeah, your kids are alive, lemme buy some milk!

Link: looks down Mayor: ah, so you like mayonnaise with your pizza, not cheese.

Ah what is that walk

Lol he had to bandage his old man knees

I figured out the secret: smack em

So the only way to win.. is to cheat. I'm in!

Where's Rusl?

Oh well

Hehe I stole my own money

Over the gate first try baby

NOT THEM AGAIN

Noo Colin

How are a bunch of pigs faster then Epona

I'm so good at jousting

YO THAT POSE WAS EPIC

Why does this sound like a death speech

He's just ragdolled lol

Epic pose: check Someone's death to avenge: check Horse the Fandom loves more then the main character: check

When you just buy the hylian sheild:

Lol this kid running the shop tho

IM BACK GORON PREPARE TO FACE DEFEAT

Get rekt

Lol they just continue going down

Being!

Fuck I forgot the boots

One sec

*Does a cheat*

Wow that's a lot of lava

The lava is very hot 0/10 do not recommend

Okay so I hyperfocused the rest of the dungeon but I did write one thing:

OMFG ITS THE WEIRD BIRDBPERSON FACE THING RUNNNN

I got about halfway through the dungeon, expect another TP post in the next couple of days!

[amosscoveredcat]

ah shit babe youll never beleieve how funny these two little rats are from the video im editing from that stream of the guy who you beat on 2 accounts he left and came back on a different one and you were fighting his friend too and their in the LAGX crew and his friend you kept killing too posts videos about hos good he is killing people with freeze lag but so far it doesnt look lik he's killed you a single time and get this shit, i found the guys THIRD account. he's sloppy hiding his tracks for someone who's trying to use alts so he can claim people arnt up on him for whatever the retarded reasoning he's making up in his head let, his third account is DieUnholy XD. i have proof that is all him as well like i said none of it was hard i barrely looked hes just a goober and i wanna make fun of him and put one of his terrible looking keks in the video and put it next to one of ours and say thats how its done but i feel like he'd be petty enough to strike the video and copyright claims dont matter but strikes do, youtube is kinda shiitty in that way 3 strikes and you're channel is just deleted and i feel like he'd do some shit like that he already wanted people to report us becuase he was getting rekt on stream, he's not going to lik how utterly stupid i make him look getting fucked up by you and his friend getting fucked up at the same time and they couldnt do shit about it but lie in voice chat that you still had "so many kills to even catch up" lmaooo we should just make a video how to kek and link it as a comment on his shitty clip

[xielians]

“Yao-xiong, you don’t have a background nor a surname. Why don’t you take mine, ‘Shen’? Mountain ghost, Wei (嵬). This name is too casual and reeks of gloom. It’s not a good name. Let’s change into another.”

“Into what?”

“Why not add a few more strokes and form a Wei (巍)  ——  The Wei from ‘lofty green mountains (巍巍青山)’. How is that?”

          Shen... Wei.

                                          ——  Zhenhun   ||   Shen San extra

[pixielle]

Haxus calling Pidge “the small one” in 104 (and then getting REKT by them in 105) is such a fun and interesting aesthetic.

[soundtrack-for-lovers]

I've been playing at least 5 hours of RDR2 every single day this is absolutely ridiculous lmao (just at the start of chapter 5 so still no spoilers pls). I literally see a bird in the sky IRL and want to shoot it down, or see a house at night with the lights on and want to go investigate... this game is SO crazy good I feel I still haven't discovered half the stuff in here ;-;

[lacaja-depandora]

[epf-agent-blue-blog]

okay..... just gotta get through this week............ and finals.......... and then im done!! for now lmao

[breelandwalker]

-stares at work inbox full of whiny racists complaining about having to acknowledge the existence of non-white people in the historical narrative-

Y'all picked the wrong person to bitch to. I literally could not give less of a fuck how uncomfortable it makes you or how "inappropriate" you think it is.

Also, the supervisor / department head you keep wanting to talk to to "resolve" this issue? Gives even less of a fuck than I do.

Get thee utterly and most entirely rekt.

[beardedmrbean]

British royals expert Hilary Fordwich stunned CNN anchor Don Lemon into silence with her argument that African slave owners owe "reparations" rather than the British Empire, in a viral clip from CNN’s coverage of the death of the queen. 

Conservatives on Twitter found the clip hilarious, as it depicted Lemon getting swift pushback for trying to promote the narrative that the British crown owes reparations for slavery. 

Observers noted Lemon meekly switching topics without protest after Fordwich’s unexpected response

The clip, which gained viral attention on Tuesday though it originally aired on CNN's Don Lemon Tonight around a week ago, began with the host telling Fordwich that "you have those who are asking for reparations for colonialism, and they’re wondering, you know, ‘$100 billion, $24 billion here and there, $500 million there.’"

QUEEN ELIZABETH II INSIGNIA MISSING FROM PRINCE HARRY'S UNIFORM, WORN BY PRINCE WILLIAM, PRINCE ANDREW

Some people want to be paid back and members of the public are wondering, ‘Why are we suffering when you are, you have all this vast wealth?’ Those are legitimate concerns," Lemon stated.

Fordwich agreed that the desire for reparations is alive and well, though those who want it can look to African slavers. 

"Well I think you’re right about reparations in terms of – if people want it though, what they need to do is, you always need to go back to the beginning of the supply chain. Where was the beginning of the supply chain?" she asked.

"That was in Africa," she continued. "Across the entire world, when slavery was taking place, which was the first nation in the world that abolished slavery?" It was "the British," Fordwich declared, adding, "In Great Britain they abolished slavery. 2,000 naval men died on the high seas trying to stop slavery. Why? Because the African kings were rounding up their own people. They had them [in] cages, waiting in the beaches."

She concluded, "I think you’re totally right. If reparations need to be paid, we need to go right back to the beginning of that supply chain and say, ‘Who was rounding up their own people and having them handcuffed in cages. Absolutely, that’s where they should start."

After her answer, Lemon provided no pushback. He simply nodded, mentioned it’s "an interesting discussion" and moved to the next segment. As Twitter users pointed out, his silence was remarkable considering the anchor is one of the media’s most partisan personalities. 

"HOLY MOLY DON LEMON WAS *NOT* READY FOR THIS," wrote National Pulse editor-in-chief Raheem Kassam.

"Dilbert" comics creator Scott Adams mocked Lemon’s unenthused facial expressions after hearing Fordwich’s historical lesson. 

"His face at the end is the payoff," Adams remarked. 

Independent journalist Tim Pool tweeted, "Lol at Don lemons face hearing this s---."

Conservative personality Former Republican congressional candidate Kimberly Klacik tweeted, "Don Lemon was NOT ready."

Conservative commentator Allie Beth Stuckey wrote, "Ok this is amazing. Don Lemon brings up the need for slave reparations from the royal family. His guest says, yes, people should be demanding reparations… from the African leaders who sold them into slavery."

"This is so spectacularly perfect that it’s almost as if Lemon was set up," remarked author and podcaster Dave Rubin. 

Conservative commentator Jason Howerton quipped, "Sure sex is great, but have you seen the look on @donlemon's face after getting utterly REKT on-air on slavery reparations?"

"And NOW you know why Don Lemon was demoted. He's just not a very smart man. Way to go @donlemon," wrote radio host Joe Pagliarulo. 

CPAC chair Matt Schlapp asked, "And how about reparations to those who fought alongside former slaves to abolish American slavery? According [to] Lemon’s logic Democrats would need to pay reparations to Republicans. Kinda like it."

[edenwolfie]

pffffffft fucking incredible