#veggietales facts

[allieinarden]

[papasmistakeria]

John Pruitt would've loved Veggietales

[paddy-garcia-70]

[popcornpieispissedoff]

I still can't fucking believe that Twitter unsuspected Trump but not VeggieTales Facts

[nostalgic-manatee]

Could you draw Annie in her winter outfit from Saint Nicholas?

Didn't expect such an underrated character for an ask, but this was fun! Man, I love colours

[rumor-weed]

He's beauty, he's grace, he's slipping on popcorn grease all over the place...

[phoenixdropconfessional]

Do you have something against VeggieTales Viscounts raggednesses? What’s wrong with watching a bit of oh where is my hairbrush every once in a while?

yes fuck veggietales especially that big green fucker

xoxo VR

[argus-after-dark]

Fun fact! Contrary to popular beliefs, pickles are not made using vinegar! This common misconception is caused because people assume the vinegar is what's turning the pickle sour, when in actuality, the pickle's sinful vibes are actually turning the water into vinegar!

You see, when a godly christ-loving cucumber becomes pagan, they turn into a pickle. This is shown in VeggieTales, in the movie titled "Dave and the Giant Pickle"

As you can see, the christ loving broccoli, dave, does not have vinegar. However, the giant pickle has turned sour due to his pagan belief. This is in sharp contrast to Larry, which is a strong-willed cucumber unwilling to let his sinfulness get the better of him.

As you can see, Larry is a pure and loving, and is the epitome of beauty. This is why you need to make sure to read the bible to your cucumbers for at least 15 minutes a day in order to have cucumber salad as the lord intended.

So then, "How do they mass produce pickles?" You may be asking? Well, it's quite simple! First, they take the kind and pure cucumbers and drench them in water to wash away the jesus juice. They then put them into a device called "the woke colander" (its a colander that they made woke) this device dries them off and teaches them woke teachings. After this, they put the almost-pickles into a jar of distilled water whilst playing an audiobook of "God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins. After quite awhile, the pickles start to ferment, letting their evil wokeness infect the juice! This is how you know they are ready! All you need to do now is take em out and enjoy their evil sinful taste!

I hope this was informative to some people. I looked through numerous sources to find this information (which i will not be showing). Please keep people informed!

[huntersapprentice]

GRRRRRRRR RANDOM HEADCANON TIME ABOUT THE VEGETABLE SHOW

I have a little thing that I like to think that Bob never smiled much growing up, but it's something he learned on account of taking up show business. otherwise, he doesn't really smile with teeth

[artistcaptainbendy]

Can u draw Larry as larryboy from veggietales?

The man might dress like a clown for a living but even he thinks this is ridiculous

[unusuallistsofstuff]

VeggieTales Facts No One Asked For

• Four out of the 42 Silly Veggie Tales Songs are Christmas themed

• Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber are fruits.

• Mr. Lunt — and according to VeggieTales creator Phil Vischer, his first name is really “Mister” — is a wealth of surprises

• As of March 2024, VeggieTales is 30 years old.

[spyfoxindrycereal]

i'm nauseous

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i can't stop laughing at this

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LISTEN

I HAVE AVOIDED THIS SONG FOR YEARS

IT'S THE DAMN CATCHIEST SONG AND I HAVE NOT RID MYSELF OF THIS EARWORM DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS

I REFUSED TO EVER WATCH LYLE AGAIN BECAUSE I KNEW THIS SONG WOULD BE STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR DAYS IF I WATCHED IT

THIS VIDEO HAS RUINED THIS STREAK FOR ME