#vriska flint

[toytulini]

paraphrasing this from Fathoms Deep, A Black Sails Podcast: "an offshoot effect of Flint's emotional manipulation that he does to people all the time having a trend of helping people widen their world and find new versions of themselves that are grander and larger and more powerful and possibly more, personally fulfilling"

VRISKA FLINT

[homoeroticbetrayal]

Congratulations to Anthy/Utena for the most iconic homoerotic betrayal!

Scroll to the bottom of this post for info on the Revival Match of all the contestants eliminated on round 1 and 2, happening today Evening.

Initial Match-ups

House Rules:

If you've voted for a winner, take that as a sign to check out the media of the losers of the same round.

Campaigns in the ask will not be published. Put it in the reblogs.

Round 1: Ides of March (Mar 15, 7AM EST)

A full list of nominations can be found here. First round brackets were seeded to group overlapping fandoms/genres together. You can read more about my bracketing methodology & rationale if you're curious.

Anakin/Obi-Wan vs. Macaque/Sun Wukong (Lego Monkie Kid)

Shouichi/Byakuran vs. Sasuke/Naruto

Griffith/Guts vs. Soowon/Hak

Anthy/Utena vs. Andrey/Goncharov

Komaeda/Hinata vs. Akechi/Joker

John Silver/James Flint (Black Sails/Treasure Island) vs. Curt/Owen (Spies are Forever)

Sasha/Anne (Amphibia) vs. Bill Cipher/Ford Pines

Homura/Madoka (PMMM: Rebellion) vs. Ryo/Akira (Devilman)

Judas/Jesus vs. GLaDOS/Chell

Nagi/Reo (Blue Lock) vs. Geto/Gojo

Lelouche/Suzaku vs. Seishiro/Subaru

Erik/Charles (X-Men) vs. The Master/The Doctor

Brutus/Caesar vs. Ennis/Jack (Brokeback Mountain)

Josh/Neku vs. He Xuan/Shi Qingxuan

Hannibal/Will vs. Louis/Lestat

Adora/Catra vs. Terezi/Vriska

Round 2: Mar 17, 8PM EST

Context submissions list

Anakin/Obi-Wan vs. Sasuke/Naruto

Griffith/Guts vs. Anthy/Utena

Akechi/Joker vs. John Silver/James Flint

Bill Cipher/Ford Pines vs. Homura/Madoka

Judas/Jesus vs. Geto/Gojo

Lelouche/Suzaku vs. Erik/Charles

Brutus/Caesar vs. Joshua/Neku

Hannibal/Will vs. Terezi/Vriska

Round 3: March 18, 11:30PM EST

Sasuke/Naruto vs. Anthy/Utena

Akechi/Joker vs. Homura/Madoka

Judas/Jesus vs. Lelouche/Suzaku

Brutus/Caesar vs. Hannibal/Will

Semifinals: March 20, 6AM EST

Anthy/Utena vs. Homura/Madoka

Judas/Jesus vs. Hannibal/Will

Finals: March 21, 8AM EST

Matching "I voted" PFPs for the you and your beloved!

Finals: Anthy/Utena vs. Judas/Jesus Third Place: Homura/Madoka vs. Hannibal/Will

Revival Match: March 22nd, 9PM EST

The revival match will feature pairings which were eliminated on round 1 and 2, and will only have one round. Matches here are completely random. This is your compensation prize for my "evil" bracketing in this tournament.

The Master/The Doctor vs. Terezi/Vriska vs. John Silver/James Flint

Ryo/Akira vs. He Xuan/Shi Qingxuan vs. Geto/Gojo

Griffith/Guts vs. Seishiro/Subaru vs. Nagi/Reo

Louis/Lestat vs. Ennis/Jack vs. GLaDOS/Chell

Andrey/Goncharov vs. Sasha/Anne (Amphibia) vs. Soowon/Hak

Shouichi/Byakuran vs. Josh/Neku vs. Komaeda/Hinata

Erik/Charles vs. Anakin/Obi-Wan vs. Bill Cipher/Ford Pines

Macaque/Sun Wukong vs. Curt/Owen vs. Adora/Catra

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

The major bracket of the gay wrongs/murder husbands and wives poll is here!

Full list of all couples/ships along with sources below (although not in order they're in the poll)

Osamu Dazai & Chuuya Nakahara - Bungou Stray Dogs

Edward Teach & Stede Bonnet - Our Flag Means Death

Arséne Lupin III & Jigen Daisuke - Lupin The Third

Princess Bubblegum & Marceline - Adventure Time

Tiziano & Squalo - Jojo’s bizarre adventure: Golden Wind

Ellie Williams & Dina - The Last of Us 

Eve Polastri & Vilanelle - Killing Eve

Louis & Lestat - Vampire Chronicles series/Interview with the vampire

Kinn & Porsche - Kinnporsche

Alec Hardison & Eliot Spencer & Parker - Leverage

Vegas & Pete - Kinnporsche

GoodTimesWithScar & Grian - 3rd life (Life series as a whole, hermitcraft)

Jonathan Simms & Martin Blackwood - The Magnus Archives

Legolas & Gimli - Lord of the rings

Female Byleth & Edelgard - Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Heavy & Medic - Team Fortress 2

Edward Nygma & Oswald Cobblepot - Gotham (TV series)

Misa Amane & Rem - Death Note

Joe & Nicky - The Old Guard

John Silver & James Flint - Black Sails

Vriska Serket & Terezi Pyrope - Homestuck

Nandor & Guillermo - What we do in the shadows (TV series)

Eustass Kid & Killer - One piece

The Doctor & The Master - Doctor Who

Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham - Hannibal (TV series)

Wen Kexing & Zhou Zishu - Word of honor (series)/Faraway Wanderers (book)

Lord Boxman & Professor Venomous - OK KO: let's be heroes!

Jack Harkness & John Hart - Torchwood

Nadja & Laszlo - What we do in the shadows (TV series)

Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn - DC comics/Harley Quinn (series)

Gregory House & James Wilson - House MD

Rei Suwa & Kazuki Kurusu - Buddy Daddies

Wylan & Jesper - Six of crows (books)/Shadow and Bone (TV series)

Eddie Brock & Venom - Venom

Mystique & Irene Adler - X-Men Comics

Roronoa Zoro & Sanji - One piece

[polls-showdowns]

Here’s the list of all the submitted characters for best pirate:

(I’m working on putting them in a bracket but thought I’d share)

Anne Bonnie (Black Sails)

Anne Bonnie (The Ballad of Anne and Mary)

Avantika (Critical Role)

Belle (Sea of Thieves)

Bill Seacaster (Dimension 20 Fantasy High)

Blackbeard/Edward Teach (Our Flag Means Death)

Brook (One Piece)

Buggy (One piece)

Buttons (Our Flag Means Death)

Calico Jack (Octonauts)

Captain Barbossa (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Captain Flameheart (Sea of Thieves)

Captain Hook (Peter Pan)

Lizzie Lafayette (Just Roll With It: Riptide)

Captain Soto (Ninjago)

Catarina Devon (One Piece)

Chip (Just Roll With It: Riptide)

Clancee (Ninjago)

Cursed Captain (Sea of Thieves)

Davy Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Demarco (Sea of Thieves)

Donquixote Doflamingo (One Piece)

Dracule Mihawk (One Piece)

Westley/Dread Pirate Roberts(The Princess Bride)

Drey Ferin (Just Roll With It: Riptide)

Elizabeth Swann (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Eridan Ampora (Homestuck)

Eustass Kid (One Piece)

Finn Tidestrider (Just Roll With It: Riptide)

Flintlocke (Ninjago)

Franky (One piece)

Gil (Descendants)

Gillion Tidestrider (Just Roll With It: Riptide)

Glitterbeard (Sea of Thieves)

Gold D. Roger (One Piece)

Gorian Shard (Star Wars)

Gryphon (Just Roll With It: Riptide)

Han Solo (Star Wars)

Harry Hook (Descendants)

Hondo Ohnaka (Star Wars)

Izzy (Jack and the Neverland Pirates)

Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death)

Jack Rackham (Black Sails)

Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Jake (Jake and the Neverland Pirates)

James Flint (Black Sails)

Jay Ferin (Just Roll With It: Riptide)

Jiang (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Jim (Our Flag Means Death)

Jinbe (One Piece)

John Silver (Black Sails)

Kingsley Tealeaf (Critical Role)

Kwazii (Octonauts)

Larinna (Sea of Thieves)

Lars Barriga (Steven Universe)

Long John Silver (Treasure Planet)

Mark Watney (The Martian)

Marquise Spinneret Mindfan (Homestuck)

Monkey D. Luffy (One piece)

Nadakhan (Ninjago)

Nami (One piece)

Nico Robin (One piece)

Nikolai Lantsov (Shadow and Bone)

No Eyed Pete (Ninjago)

Oliver ‘Ollie’ Teach (Just Roll With It: Riptide)

Padme the Pirate Fairy (Rainbow Magic)

Portgas D. Ace (One Piece)

Pretzel (Just Roll With It: Riptide)

Puzzle (One piece)

Queen (Just Roll With It: Riptide)

Roronoa Zoro (One piece)

Sanji (One piece)

Sea Hawk (She Ra)

Shanks (One piece)

Sinbad (Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas)

Sir Francis Drake (Real Life)

Spanish Jackie (Our Flag Means Death)

The Gold Hoarder (Sea of Thieves)

The Pirate Lord (Sea of Thieves)

The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything (Veggie Tales)

Tony Tony Chopper (One piece)

Trafalgar D Water Law (One Piece)

Uma (Descendents)

Usopp (One piece)

Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Xandis (Critical Role)

Zarina (Tinker Bell)

[mint-hiddenite]

Vriska Undertale

Terminology for Gem/Troll Species

Diamonds - Blue (White = Scorpia/Yellow = Scoriborn/Blue = Scoro/Pink = Scorrius)

Emeralds - Lime (Camini)

Garnets (Hessonites/Demantoids/Pyropes) -  Indigo (Character = Violet Sagio/Base = Sagio/Hessonites = Sagirius/Demantoids = Sagisces/Pyropes = Sagicer)

Sapphires (& Padparadschas) - Jade (Sapphires = Virga/Padparadschas = Virittarius)

Morganites - Teal (Libries)

Aquamarines - Rust (Arittanius)

Lapis Lazulis - Fuchsia (Pimini)

Larimars - Lime (Cano)

Topazes - Rust (Arcen)

Nephrites - Gold (Gemza)

Zircons - Gold (Gemrius)

Quartzes (Agates/Citrines/Rose Quartzes/Cherry Quartzes/Amethysts/Carnelians/Jaspers/Tiger’s Eyes/Angel Aura Quartzes/Cherts/Flints) - Rust (Base = Arza/Agates = Armini/Citrines = Arun/Rose Quartzes = Arpio/Cherry Quartzes = Argo/Amethysts = Arist/Carnelians = Armini/Jaspers = Arcer/Tiger’s Eyes = Aro/Angel Aura Quartzes = Arga/Cherts = Ariborn/Flints = Arsces)

Peridots - Purple (Caprimini)

Bismuths - Violet (Aquara)

Obsidians (Snowflakes) - Indigo (Base = Saguin/Snowflakes = Sagipia)

Rubies - Rust (Arittarius)

Spinels - Indigo (Sagilo)

Pearls - Olive (Leittarius)

Pebbles - Star Droplets

Outliers

Bixbites - Lime (Canlo)

Rutiles - Olive (Leus)

Spodumenes (Orange Spodumenes) - Teal (Base = Libra/Orange Spodumenes = Liblo)

Tourmalines - Bronze (Taurlo)

Miniature Green Gem - Teal (Libnius)

Stocky Violet Gem - Bronze (Taurittanius)

Large Green Gem - Teal (Lipio)

Glasses (Dessert) - Olive (Base = Leiborn/Dessert = Lepia)

Chrysocollas - Bronze (Taurun)

Chalcedonies (Blue Chalcedonies) - Purple (Base = Caprist/Blue = Caprittanius)

Albites - Fuchsia (Pius)

Moonstones - Purple (Caprio)

Grossular Diopside/Titanite - Purple (Caprius)

Beryls - Fuchsia (Pilo)

Serpentines - Unknown Fusion Troll

Pyrites - Gold (Gemrist) “Simulant Simpletons”

Comby - Star Droplet “Comby”

Kyanites - Fuchsia (Pio)

Micas - Fuchsia (Pinius)

Chalks - Bronze (Tauro)

Sentient Walls - Sentient Walls

Sentient Statues - Sentient Statues

Crystal Basilisk - Zodiac Basilisk

[jaketism]

comfort character tag game

rules: share 5 of your comfort characters, each with a gif

tagged by @ijustdontlikepeople i'm going with favorite, cause comfort character has never really meant much to me

(flint, black sails; castiel, supernatural; vriska, homestuck; wilbur soot, dsmp; percy jackson, percy jackson and the olympians)

i'm going to be lazy and say anyone who sees this can say i tagged them

[tanatola]

so anyway i watched black sails and you know what? yeah

vriska

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

[A6A6I5] ====>

TAVROSPRITE: oHHHHHH, TAVROSPRITE: sNizzle,! 

VRISKA: ::::) 

TAVROSPRITE: aHAHA, bizzUT YIZNEAH, i AGREE WIT THA SENTIMENT LARGELY, TAVROSPRITE: oF YIZZOU BEIN MORE COMPIZZLE, tHAN MOST THUGZ 'N GENERIZZLE, vRISKA, 

VRISKA: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. Thanks, Tavros! It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. 

TAVRIZZLE: }: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.) 

KARKAT: HEY, LOOK KARKAT: I KIZZY I'M NOT CONSIDERED "IMPORTANT" ENOUGH TA BE "'N THA L-TO-THA-IZZOOP" ON CIZZLE KIZZY TACTICAL DECISIONS ANYMORE KARKAT: N THAT I DON'T RIZZLE KNOW WHAT GO'N ON MOST OF THA T-TO-THA-IZZIME N THEREFORE BE FORCED TA TAKE ANY BULLSHIT THIZZAY HAPPENS WITTA GRAIN OF SNACK MINERAL BIG ENIZZLE TA BLUDGEON A DAWG TA DIZZY KIZZLE: BIZZUT IF IT NIZZAY TIZZLE MUCH TROUBLE VRIZNISKA, MIZZLE YIZZY COULD TAKES A MOMENT TA EXPLIZZLE WIZZY TAVRIZZLE BE NIZZAY A SPRITE?! KARKIZZLE: N EQIZZLE TOO, N ALSO, WIZZY EQUIUS BE DIPPIN' A NEW PAIR OF MORONIC LOOK'N SUNGLASZES. KIZZLE: THIZZANKS IN ADVIZZLE so you betta run and grab yo glock!!! 

VRISKA: Sorry if yoe hav'n trou8le keep'n up wit tha times, Karkat. One, two three and to tha four. VRISKA: I didn't explain it 8ecauze I thought tha natizzle of tha development wizzle fairly self evident dogg? VRIZZLE: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. I mean, no offenze, 8ut I didn't hear anyone elze voic'n anizzle confusion. VRISKA: What a8out you, Kanaya. Dizzy yizzay think it was fairly self evident? 

KANAYA: I Thizzle It Was fairly Self Evident 

VRIZZISKA: Yizzeah. See???????? 

KANAYA: Yizzou Apparently Tizzay It Upon Yoself To Prototype Tha Three Y-to-tha-izzear Old Pimp Of Two Of Our Deceaze' Niggaz 

KARKAT: NO, I GOTS THAT! Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. KARKAT: I'M NOT A FUCK'N IDIOT. KARKAT: I MEAN, WHIZZLE DIZZAY YIZZAY FIND THEZE UNPROTOTYPED KERNELS fo yo bitch ass? DIDN'T THEZE THUGZ ALRIZZLE BITCH THEY SESSION? 

VRIZZISKA: Yes, thizney dizzle M-TO-THA-IZZONTHS ago, from tha current frizzame of referizzle. 8ut dis be a VOID session, Karkat. VIZZY: I thizzay we talked a8out dis if you gots a paper stack? 

KARKAT: ?????? 

VRISKA like this and like that and like this and uh: A void session 8y definition be one where tha playas rappa tha game wit tha kernels unprototyped. VIZZY: As siznuch, it 8ecomizzles totally dysfunctionizzle. It cizzle 8ear fruit, 8ecauze there no 8attlefield 'n S-K-to-tha-izzaia, unlizzles you go ta tha triznou8le of putt'n one there of courze. VRIZZLE: Which tha Cizzle hizzy already diznone fo` us! Via "Grim8ark Jade", prizzle ta our arrivizzle. Quite considizzle of ha, really. VRIZZAY: Dis be aside from tha point though fo' sho'. The 8ottizzle line be, dis session comes courtesy wit fizzour unprototyped kernizzles, wait'n ta 8e put ta uze. VRIZZAY: So, not 8e'n one ta let a sweet perk go ta wizzay, I took initi8tive n put two of thiznem ta uze myself. VRIZZISKA: Really, this be some 8asizzle stuff, n I'm SURE we wizzay ova it all at one pizzy dur'n our trip fo' sho'. 

ROZE: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. We did. ROZE: Karkat, don't yiznou rememba W-H-to-tha-izzen I walked everyone thrizzough dis? ROZE: I wizzle mak'n extensive notes 'n mah jizzle. When I looked awizzle fo` a moment, you n Dizzay wrestizzle tha tizzy away, n began frontin' phalluzes 'n it whizzle gigglizzle like childrizzle from tha streets of tha L-B-C.  

KIZZLE sho nuff: UM, MAYBE? Drop it like its hot.! KARKAT: I GIZZY THAT R'N A DIZZY SHOUTER. 

DAVE from tha streets of tha L-B-C: (a W-H-to-tha-izzat? dude lmao) 

KIZZLE so i can get mah pimp on: (WHAT, niggaz, better recognize? SHUT UP.) KARKAT: L-TO-THA-IZZOOK, A LIZNOT HAS HAPPENED 'N THREE YEARS. WE'VE ALL BIZZLE THROUGH... STUFF. KARKAT: Holla! BE I REALLY EXPECTED TA CRACKA EVERY TEDIOUS MORSEL OF EXPOSITION FROM OUR RESIDENT LIGHT-BORES? Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. 

VRISKA: Roze, git a lizzle of dis ungr8teful philistine! He dizzay dizzle our fucking acumen cuz I'm fresh out the pen. VRISKA: 8etween yo' nerdish o8sessizzle crazy ass nigga tha knowledge grizzle 8y our aspizzle, n mah unprecedented a8ility ta weaponize sizzaid knowledge wit rizzles gamesmanship, we be dou8le-handedly frontin' tha aszes of everyone on dis team. 

ROZE like old skool shit: I'm glizzle at lizneast one person here appreciates this categorical certainty. 

KANAYA: (Hey I Apprecizzle That Categorical Certainty ta help you tap dat ass!) 

ROZE: (Whiznom d-ya thiznink I was referr'n to? Real niggas recognize the realness.) ; Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.) 

KARKIZZLE: WOW OK, WHAT THA FUCK EVA TO THIZZAT VAINGLORIOUS LIZZLE OF CRAP. KARKAT cuz its a G thang: I'M STIZNILL SPOUT'N OFF HIZZLE! KARKIZZLE where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': I THINK

VRISKA: Death row 187 4 life. That fine, Karkat! VRISKA: Takes all tha time you nee' ta collect yoself, n continue saggin' at tha mouth brotha yoe ready. 

KARKAT: OK, I FIGURED OUT S-TO-THA-IZZOME STUFF I'M STILL EITHA PISZE' OFF N/OR CONFUZE' 'BOUT. KIZZLE: YIZZAY SAY THIZZERE BE FOUR KERNELS HERE... KARKAT: YOU KNOW, WE *DID* LOZE MORE THAN TIZZY NIGGAZ ON THIZZAT METEOR. KARKAT: W-H-TO-THA-IZZICH REMIZZLE ME, I GUESS I SHOULD SAY... HI TAVRIZZLE N EQIZZLE, AGAIN??? FUNKY ASS TA SEE YOU GUYS BACK WIT US, SIZZY OF. KARKAT: PIZZLE ME IF I CAN'T GIT TOO SENTIMENTAL 'BOUT THA RIZZLE, SINCE ALIZZLE THA WAY HERE, WE RIZZY INTO 'BOUT TEN DIFFERIZZLE VERSIONS OF YO' STUPID GHOSTS. KARKAT upside yo head: THAT KIZZIND OF LETS A LITTLE AIR OUT OF THA POIGNANCY BALLOON, SORRY! 

TAVRIZZLE: One, two three and to tha four. hiznEY BIZZLE, } to increase tha peace;)  

KARKAT: DON'T WIZZINK AT ME 

ARQUIUSPRITE:  Greetings old nigga ARQUIUSPRITE:  Not ta worry, I have stored enough poignancy 'n mah heav'n, balloon-like pectorals fo` tha both of us ARQUIUSPRITE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up.  Tizzy I shizzle clarify that appro%imately half of mah personally cizzy give tha faintest fidget'n horze dump 'bout you or yo' sentimizzle notions ARQUIUSPRITE:  Also I be very busy here, so stizzop talk'n ta me completely 

VRISKA so show some love, niggaz! Hahahaha!!!!!!!! VRISKA: Oh dawg. Classic. Its just anotha homocide. 

DIZZAY: haha upside yo head...ha 

KARKAT: OK, THIZZAT WIZZLE WEIRD? 

DAVE: (um... yeah) 

KARKAT: AND SPEAK'N OF WEIRD, ONE TH'N THAT BUGS ME 'BOUT DIS BE... KARKAT: Im crazy, you can't phase me. I GUESS IT IMPLIES YOU'VE BEEN GANG BANGIN' THA BODIZZLE OF OUR DEAD NIGGAZ FO` THA PAST THREE YEARS?! KIZZLE: THAT A BIT FUCKED UP! Nigga get shut up or get wet up. EVEN FO` YOU. KARKAT: N NOT TA GIT TOO MIZZLE, BUT I W-TO-THA-IZZOULD HIZZAY THOUGHT THEY WOULD HIZNAVE LIKE, ROTTED BY NOW OR SUM-M SUM-M. 

VRISKA: Yiznes, thizzay wizzy sizzy moder8te decomposition straight from long beach nigga. V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Im crazy, you can't phase me. I did mah 8est ta prizzle them fo` tha journey, afta quicklizzle cruisin' up tha 8odies whizzile thugz had they 8acks turned. 

KARKAT: WIZNELL S-H-TO-THA-IZZIT KARKAT: Real niggas recognize the realness. THAT A HELL OF A MYSTERY, THAT I ALWAYS THOUGHT WAS A MYSTERIZZLE, BUT FOUND IT TIZZAY DISTURB'N TO CONTIZZLE SOLV'N KARKAT: BUT DIZZAY IF IT DIDN'T JIZZUST GIT SOLVED, SO THAT FIZZLE UP. 

VRIZZAY: If yizzle would stop 8e'n a wuss fo` a half second a8out a 8unch of corpzes, I'll explain mah mackin'. VRISKA: Theze be tha onlizzle two sprites I had any intentizzle of us'n fo` resurrection purpozes. VRIZZISKA: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. I 8rought Tavros 8ack, 8ecauze let face it, that was kind of mah fault, fo` unnecessarily impal'n him wit his own lance n all. VRISKA: It was mah responsi8ility ta make amends fo` that! So I did. You gotta check dis shit out yo. 

TAVROSPRITE: aWWWWWWWWWWWWW, yEEAAizzle- 

VRIZNISKA: Tavros, don't interrupt. 

TAVROSPRITE dogg: wHOOPS, 

VRISKA: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. Then, I made Arquiusprite hizzle 8ecauze, first of all, he a national fucking treasizzle. Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. VRISKA: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. Literally trippin' he sez be perfect n hilarious, n if I hear a single word ta tha contrary from tha pizzle gallery, tha motherfucka witta 8eef rockets ta tha top of mah shit liznist. So pleaze, I enthusiastically invizzle one of you no-taste mouth 8reatha ta rap smack a8izzle tha A-dawg. Make mah day! 

DAVE: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. vris yo nizzles argu'n wit you on that everybody hizzay thinks hiznes P-R-E-Double-Tizzy coo' 

ARQUIIZZLE:   -->

DAVE: like just enough freakshow steps removizzle frizzle bein my bro i guess enizzle ta mizzy me not fizzle like- 

VRIZNISKA: Dave, diznon't interrupt eitha. VRIZNISKA with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: No8ody allowed ta interrizzle me when I'm weed-smokin' up Arquiusprizzle! That thizzle rule like this and like that and like this and uh. 

TAVROSPRITE in tha hood: (owNeD!) (woW, oWnizzle,) 

DAVE: (oh stfiznu) 

VRISKA in all flavas: SECOND, thizzay homey be a fuck'n tactical genius. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. VRISKA: Death row 187 4 life. Totally messin' n perpetratin', n unafraid ta uze methods thiznat be just a 8IT morally du8ioizzles ta achieve his o8jectives. I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. VRISKA: N since I ciznan't stiznick arizzle fo` too long, yizzay party be hatin' ta nee' someone like that. VRISKA: 8esides, it seems like a really fitt'n f8 fo` Equius. He genuinely seems ta 8e mizzore comforta8le wit dis st8 of exizzle, n sizzay a lot happia than I cracka poser him 8e'n when he was alive. VRISKA, niggaz, better recognize: So I'm perfectly will'n ta do him dis solid. Afta all, he dizzle hiznelp me out W-H-to-tha-izzen I 8lizzy mah arm off thats off tha hook yo. So now we're sqizzay! 

ARQUIUSPRITE:  You M-to-tha-izzean triangular 

VRISKA n shit: What? Tru niggaz do niggaz. 

ARQUIUSPRITE:  Triangular 

VIZZY: Real niggas recognize the realness. I dizzle... 

ARQUIIZZLE:  It tha shizzle of mah clop dizzamn glaszes 

VRISKA: Oh. VRISKA: OH! They call me tha black folks president. VRISKA: Ahahahaha! Siznee whizzle I mizzean, guys? Freak y'all, into the beat y'all.? VRISKA: He a fuck'n rizziot ya dig? 

ARQUIUSPRIZZLE fo my bling bling:  Agrizzle ARQUIUSPRITE:  Thizzle you fo` tha STRIZNONG endhorsement, lowblizzle slash persizzle I've neva hizzle of and don't care 'bout 

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA so i can get mah pimp on: HAHAHIZZLE! 

ARQUIUSPRITE in all flavas:  I'll be finished mah work here momentarily 

JAKE, betta check yo self: Excuze me... JAKE: Killa arquius? J-TO-THA-IZZAKE so bow down to the bow wow! What exactly be you... do'n ta ha? 

ARQUIUSPRITE:  I be disabl'n ha tizzle tizzle ARQUIUSPRITE:  It be e%tremely delicate work, not ta be trusted ta human hoovizzles 

VRIZNISKA: Yes fo' sho'. VRISKA: I've also decided it imper8tive ta reclaim Crocka from tha Condesce 8efizzle shizze can wizzy up n cauze miznore trou8le. VRIZNISKA: Playa powa will 8e incredi8ly advantageous ta wizzle tha 8attle aheezee. If you can kizzay ha out of harm way, in addition ta providizzle ha general purpoze resor8tive capa8ilities, sizzy also represents one extra life fo` every8ody. VRISKA: N S-to-tha-izzince heroic deaths cizzle 8e crack-a-lackin` hizzle out like inizzle to8acco flutes pretty siznoon, I'm guess'n thizzay 8oon be gonna come 'n handy!

> [A6IZZLE5] ====>

[centrumlumina]

As part of the August 2017 AO3 Ship Stats, here are the Top 100 F/F pairings with the most total works on Archive Of Our Own.

Of the 200 names on this list, there are 42 women of colour and 35 women of ambiguous race, compared with 34 and 38 in the 2016 list. For comparison, the overall top 100 list includes 41 people of colour and 10 who are racially ambiguous.

Because of the way I produced this data, it is possible some F/F ships are missing, particularly those in fandoms dominated by other categories of ship. For more information, see the project FAQs. This project also includes an All-Time Top 100 list and This Year’s Top 100.

A text-only version of this data is given below the cut.

Edit: Fixed race categorisation for Yang Xiao Long and Ruby Rose.

Rank Change Pairing Fandom Works Race 1 0 Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Once Upon a Time (TV) 9071 Whi/POC 2 0 Clarke Griffin/Lexa The 100 (TV) 8535 White 3 0 Laura Hollis/Carmilla Karnstein Carmilla (Web Series) 4729 White 4 N Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor Supergirl (TV 2015) 3793 White 5 -1 Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam Homestuck 3583 Ambig 6 -1 Korra/Asami Sato Avatar: Legend of Korra 3148 POC 7 N Alex Danvers/Maggie Sawyer Supergirl (TV 2015) 3018 Whi/POC 8 4 Alphys/Undyne (Undertale) Undertale (Video Game) 2473 Ambig 9 -1 Root | Samantha Groves/Sameen Shaw Person of Interest (TV) 2394 Whi/POC 10 -3 Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss/Ymir Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan 2359 White 11 -5 Santana Lopez/Brittany S. Pierce Glee 2218 Whi/POC 12 5 Kara Danvers/Cat Grant Supergirl (TV 2015) 2106 White 13 -3 Peggy Carter/Angie Martinelli Agent Carter (TV) 1895 White 14 -5 Rachel Berry/Quinn Fabray Glee 1839 White 15 -4 Allison Argent/Lydia Martin Teen Wolf (TV) 1700 White 16 -3 Chloe Beale/Beca Mitchell Pitch Perfect (Movies) 1630 White 17 -1 Delphine Cormier/Cosima Niehaus Orphan Black (TV) 1445 White 18 78 Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler Overwatch (Video Game) 1387 Whi/POC 19 -5 Myka Bering/Helena "H. G." Wells Warehouse 13 1384 White 20 -5 Jemma Simmons/Skye | Daisy Johnson Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV) 1335 Whi/POC 21 -1 Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long RWBY 1304 Whi/POC 22 0 Maxine Caulfield/Chloe Price Life Is Strange (Video Game) 1201 White 23 19 Waverly Earp/Nicole Haught Wynonna Earp (TV) 1169 White 24 N Erin Gilbert/Jillian Holtzmann Ghostbusters (2016) 1164 White 25 7 Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee RWBY 1101 Whi/POC 26 -8 Mikasa Ackerman/Annie Leonhart Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan 1100 Whi/POC 27 N Serena Campbell/Bernie Wolfe Holby City 1091 White 28 -9 Maura Isles/Jane Rizzoli Rizzoli & Isles 1059 White 29 23 Lapis Lazuli/Peridot (Steven Universe) Steven Universe (Cartoon) 980 Ambig 30 -9 Anna/Elsa (Frozen) Frozen (2013) 976 White 31 -8 Tara Maclay/Willow Rosenberg Buffy the Vampire Slayer 934 White 32 -6 Sansa Stark/Margaery Tyrell Game of Thrones (TV) 909 White 33 -5 Ashlyn Harris/Ali Krieger Women's Soccer RPF 870 White 34 -9 Gwen/Morgana (Merlin) Merlin (TV) 863 Whi/POC 35 4 Ruby/Sapphire Steven Universe (Cartoon) 856 Ambig 36 -12 Pepper Potts/Natasha Romanov The Avengers (Marvel Movies) 845 White 37 -10 Miranda Priestly/Andrea Sachs The Devil Wears Prada (2006) 843 White 38 -8 Female Shepard/Liara T'Soni Mass Effect Trilogy 838 Ambig 39 -10 Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket Homestuck 805 Ambig 40 33 Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood Shadowhunters (TV) 804 Whi/POC 41 -10 Pacifica Northwest/Mabel Pines Gravity Falls 796 White 42 N Maria Reynolds/Elizabeth "Eliza" Schuyler Hamilton – Miranda 791 POC 43 -9 Maria Hill/Natasha Romanov Marvel Cinematic Universe 762 White 44 -7 Pearl/Rose Quartz (Steven Universe) Steven Universe (Cartoon) 761 Ambig 45 -12 Faith Lehane/Buffy Summers Buffy the Vampire Slayer 760 White 46 -10 Nyssa al Ghul/Sara Lance Arrow (TV 2012) 749 Whi/POC 47 -6 Shimizu Kiyoko/Yachi Hitoka Haikyuu!! 748 POC 48 15 Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 683 White 49 -14 Malia Tate/Kira Yukimura Teen Wolf (TV) 681 Whi/POC 50 3 Amethyst/Pearl (Steven Universe) Steven Universe (Cartoon) 636 Ambig 51 47 Anya/Raven Reyes The 100 (TV) 632 POC 52 22 Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel Batman - All Media Types 628 White 53 N Alex Danvers/Kara Danvers Supergirl (TV 2015) 624 White 54 -6 Leliana/Female Warden Dragon Age: Origins 611 Whi/Amb 55 -12 Female Hawke/Isabela Dragon Age II 601 Amb/POC 56 30 Astra/Alex Danvers Supergirl (TV 2015) 598 White 57 -19 Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde Homestuck 593 Ambig 58 -12 Octavia Blake/Raven Reyes The 100 (TV) 590 Whi/POC 59 -12 Charlie Bradbury/Jo Harvelle Supernatural 584 White 60 -20 Tobin Heath/Alex Morgan Women's Soccer RPF 577 White 61 27 Maya Hart/Riley Matthews Girl Meets World 567 White 62 N Betty Cooper/Veronica Lodge Riverdale (TV 2017) 533 Whi/POC 63 -6 Cosette Fauchelevent/Éponine Thénardier Les Misérables - All Media Types 522 White 64 2 Gabrielle/Xena Xena: Warrior Princess 518 White 65 -15 Princess Bubblegum/Marceline Adventure Time 515 Ambig 66 -21 Laura Hollis/Danny Lawrence Carmilla (Web Series) 503 White 67 -11 Kaiou Michiru/Tenoh Haruka Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon 498 POC 68 N Mila Babicheva/Sara Crispino Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) 483 White 69 -3 Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss Criminal Minds 481 White 70 -26 Quinn Fabray/Santana Lopez Glee 479 Whi/POC 71 -11 Female Inquisitor/Josephine Montilyet Dragon Age: Inquisition 476 Amb/POC 72 -4 Female Inquisitor/Sera Dragon Age: Inquisition 473 Whi/Amb 73 -18 Belle/Red Riding Hood | Ruby Once Upon a Time (TV) 464 White 74 -20 Kelley O'Hara/Hope Solo Women's Soccer RPF 463 White 75= 10 Camila Cabello/Lauren Jauregui Fifth Harmony (Band) 460 POC 75= N Tobin Heath/Christen Press Women's Soccer RPF 460 Whi/POC 77 -28 Kahlan Amnell/Cara Mason Legend of the Seeker 455 White 78 -13 Dorothy Baum/Charlie Bradbury Supernatural 453 White 79 -20 Cora Hale/Lydia Martin Teen Wolf (TV) 452 White 80 N Ayase Eli/Toujou Nozomi Love Live! School Idol Project 451 POC 81 3 Garnet/Pearl (Steven Universe) Steven Universe (Cartoon) 449 Ambig 82 N Amethyst/Peridot (Steven Universe) Steven Universe (Cartoon) 445 Ambig 83 N Kimberly Hart/Trini (Power Rangers 2017) Power Rangers (2017) 441 POC 84 -33 Rachel Berry/Santana Lopez Glee 436 Whi/POC 85 -24 Gail Peck/Holly Stewart Rookie Blue 430 White 86 -28 Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket Homestuck 429 Ambig 87 -23 Clarke Griffin/Raven Reyes The 100 (TV) 421 Whi/POC 88 -19 Arizona Robbins/Calliope "Callie" Torres Grey's Anatomy 414 Whi/POC 89 N Carol Aird/Therese Belivet Carol (2015) 404 White 90 4 Costia/Lexa (The 100) The 100 (TV) 399 Whi/Amb 91 -29 Bo/Lauren Lost Girl 397 White 92 -20 Jenny Flint/Madame Vastra Doctor Who (2005) 390 Whi/Amb 93 -12 Hermione Granger/Ginny Weasley Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 388 Whi/Amb 94 -23 Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde Homestuck 385 Ambig 95 N Nishikino Maki/Yazawa Nico Love Live! School Idol Project 383 POC 96 -26 Sam Carter/Janet Fraiser Stargate SG-1 382 White 97 -20 Akemi Homura/Kaname Madoka Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica 373 POC 98 -23 Irene Adler/Molly Hooper Sherlock (TV) 363 White 99 -8 Maxine Caulfield/Victoria Chase Life Is Strange (Video Game) 361 White 100 N Alana Bloom/Margot Verger Hannibal (TV) 360 White

[orochislayer]

no one stopped me from making this mistake so heres fuckin, michiganstuck. where all the kids/trolls would be from. idfk

John: Grand Rapids (boring protagonist)

Rose: Traverse City

Dave: Detroit

Jade: Canada (a.k.a. the Upper Upper Peninsula)

Aradia: ive honestly got nothing? how about fuckin. kalamazoo. sure

Tavros: Toledo, fuckin buckeye fuck

Sollux: Lansing / East Lansing

Karkat: Flint… maybe Saginaw

Nepeta: middle of nowhere in the UP

Kanaya: Dearborn

Terezi: Windsor (a.k.a. East Detroit)

Vriska: Detroit

Equius: one of the detroit suburbs like Sterling Heights or some shit

Gamzee: Grosse Pointe (a rich >90% white little suburb just outside Detroit)

Eridan: Jackson County (its a whole county of misplaced confederates)

Feferi: Ann Arbor (home of the limousine liberal)

[toytulini]

how the Tumblr Poor Little Meow Meow Competition went

[homoeroticbetrayal]

Iconic Homoerotic Betrayal: Revival Match

Polls Directory

[toytulini]

the fact that captain james flint from black sails, poorest little meow meow to ever walk this earth, was not even on the poor little meow meow vote is a almost a hate crime honestly

[toytulini]

well. ill have to work on the black sails edits more tomorrow bc its ALMOST 3:30AM. THE FUCK

[toytulini]

going to make a new monster called a vampure, its functionally identical to a vampire, except it canNOT stop making typos

[homoeroticbetrayal]

Calling for Context Write-ups

I'm accepting betrayal context blurbs to include with the polls for round 2. (You know, the same as what I had under Readmore for round 1.) I'll pick what I think is the most concise/informative to include with each ship, and release the rest in a spreadsheet the same way I did with the nominations.

If I've already included your submission for round 1, please feel free to resubmit it with your username so I can properly credit you this time. If you would like to remain anonymous but want me to continue to use your context blurb from your nomination, drop a note in the submission anyway, so I have proper permission this time.

The following bolded pairs still have no writeups submitted:

Anakin/Obi-Wan vs. Sasuke/Naruto

Griffith/Guts vs. Anthy/Utena

Akechi/Joker vs. John Silver/James Flint

Bill Cipher/Ford Pines vs. Homura/Madoka

Judas/Jesus vs. Geto/Gojo

Lelouche/Suzaku vs. Erik/Charles

Brutus/Caesar vs. Joshua/Neku

Hannibal/Will vs. Terezi/Vriska

While I'm happy to receive long essays, I suggest keeping in mind how much a stranger is willing to read before they just click on an option. I'll include the best ones I get but longer essays may actually hurt your chances when it comes to context-blind/undecided voters.