#wade/peter

[whyhowdythereextras]

i know it's all an illusion but we are eating w these crumbs 😌🙏

[Deadpool (2022) #8]

[youcantsaymylastname]

This is a story about a Spider but it's not - it's about Deadpool. Pay attention to the unreliable narrator. He and his thought boxes have a lot to say. Page 1 Page 2

[obscuregenderenvy]

No Man (But You): Additional scene

Peter had had a long day, and if he was honest with himself he did not want to patrol later. He was so tired he didn't even notice the person occupying his couch when he got home, or the fact that the door that was broken only last night was now fixed perfectly.

He actually has his shirt half over his head and covering his eyes before the intruder makes himself known.

A wolf whistle and a shout.

"Woo! Petey I didn't know you were shredded under that nerdy little outfit!" Wade, his neighbor, was apparently in his apartment.

Peter quickly shoves his shirt back down to cover himself, face red in embarrassment and anger.

"Wade!?" Peter's glare could level cities, but Wade just laughs and lounges back further into Peter's couch. "What are you doing here?"

"I broke the door, I fixed the door." Wade's smile is contagious even with how dead on his feet Peter is.

"Oh- I... Thank you." Peter doesn't know what else to say so they just stare in silence for a moment.

In that moment Peter realizes he's probably not getting a choice in going on patrol or not because Wade is very hard to get rid of normally but after last night he doubts Wade will accept any reason Peter would give for him to leave. His head throbs and an aura forms in the corners of his vision. He tries to adjust glasses that he hasn't needed since the spider bite, managing to just poke himself between his eyes.

"Mhmm, now would you please sit down before you pass out." Wade's voice is suddenly serious and Peter watches the world fisheye for a second before Wade is snatching him by the arm and pulling him towards the couch.

Peter lands roughly, his face pressed into the thread bare pillows that line his couch and one leg twisted oddly.

"Hey!" His protest is eaten by the couch, he lifts his head and glares at Wade.

"You were going ghost Danny," Wade jokes then looks at Peter with full seriousness. "When did you eat last?"

"Uh? I definitely had breakfast." Peter thinks he did at least.

"I doubt you had one good enough to make up for the blood loss. Which I cleaned up that stain, and the others. Which I would love an explanation on that seemed like a lotta blood Bambi." Wade's rambling just picks up as Peter walks away from him, his plan is to search through the kitchen and try to come up with a plan.

He needs to find a way to cancel on Deadpool without Wade seeing him. Keeping his secret identity is going to be an issue if Wade decides to be a permanent fixture in his life. Even though his intentions are sweet, he doesn't realize how much of a problem he's being for Peter.

"Hello! Earth to Peter? Calling Moon Man!" Wade's voice breaks through the whirlwind thoughts.

"Huh?" Peter stops and turns to look at Wade.

"I said I ordered a pizza, figured you'd be back by now." Wade frowns and waves a hand at Peter, gesturing come here. With out thinking Peter returns to the couch.

Wade grabs his arm again but the pull is expected and more gentle this time. Peter allows his neighbor (friend?) to pull him down next to him. Wade casually drapes an arm over his shoulders and knocks their heads together softly.

"So brown eyes, let's watch a movie while we wait!" Wade acts like they do this all the time, like Peter knew he would be here and have food on the way.

It's too much for his tired brain, so he just goes with it. He lets Wade prattle on about nothing while looking through his DVD collection until the knock on the door signals the pizza's arrival.

Wade insists on Star Wars so they watch that while they eat, eventually Wade gets up to use the bathroom and Peter uses that moment to use Spider-Man's phone to text Deadpool that he's staying in tonight. Only to see he already received a text from DP already saying the same thing. Well he actually said something far more vulgar than Peter would have but whatever.

By the time they finish the movie Peter is over tired and almost loopy from it. When he felt it coming on he tried to kick Wade out but it didn't work. Wade just amped up the jokes. When Peter tried to wrestle him off the couch he ended up in a head lock he would need Spider Strength to get out of so he relented and let Wade put on the next movie.

They settle back in and Peter doesn't mean to but he ends up with his head resting on Wade's shoulder. The weirdly familiar smell of gunpowder and leather soothing him in a way he can't even admit to himself. The last coherent thought he has before falling asleep on Wade's shoulder is that he should go to bed but that Wade was so warm and so comfortable.

When he wakes up in bed in the morning still wearing his clothes from the day before he's confused for a long time until he gets a vague memory of Wade carrying him to bed and then leaving last night. He was surprised the other man was willing to care for him like that. It has been a long long time since Peter had someone tuck him into bed sleeping.

He's thinking it over when there's the sound of a key in his door, that sends him shooting out of bed and grabbing his baseball bat in seconds. He sets his feet and ignores the twinge in his arm from his slash wound.

When the door finally swings open to reveal Wade standing there, key in hand, looking at least somewhat embarrassed.

"Oh, you're up!" Wade's moment of guilt is quickly washed away with a smirk.

"Why do you have a key?" Peter lowers the bat but doesn't put it away. This guy can say all the right things all he wants. He can tuck Peter into bed or whatever, but he's drawing a line here- so help him.

"I figured it would save me from shelling out for another door in the future pretty boy. But if property damage is your thing who am I to deprive you!" Wade wags his hairless eyebrows at Peter. Startling a laugh from deep in his chest.

"Why would you need to break my door down again?" Peter switches the bat from hand to hand, the pros and cons of letting this happen screaming through his still groggy brain.

"I won't. I have a key now," he continues to grin at Peter.

"Knock first."

"Never gonna happen." Wade finally enters the apartment. "But I can respect the deadbolt."

Peter eyes the other man carefully. It's not like Peter couldn't handle him if he needed to, it's just the whole secret identity thing that makes this not okay. For some reason he does trust Wade. A little at least.

"C'mon Parker I swear it's just for emergencies. What if you get locked out!"

"You'll respect the deadbolt?" He's so hesitant about this, but his Spidey Senses remain quiet so this can't be too bad an idea. Right?

"At first!" Wade holds a hand up like a boy scout swear, but he crosses his fingers and smiles. Peter just narrows his eyes before placing the bat back in its not hiding place.

[theranilord]

I'm making an OTP playlist and this is what I have so far:

Spock/McCoy - Battlefield by Jordin Sparks

Brett/Regan ~ Too Sweet by Hozier

Yusuke/Koenma

Goeman/Jigen

Luke/Han

Kallus/Garazeb ~ Hello, Hello by Elton John ft. Lady Gaga

Obi-wan/Qui-gon

Draco/Harry ~ Touched by Vast

Sirius/Lupin ~ Animals by Maroon 5

Sherlock/Watson

Q/007

Bilbo/Thorin ~ Drumming Song by Florence and the Machine

Kili/Tauriel

Thranduil/Bard

Jon/Daenerys

Arya/Gendry

Loki/Hulk

Everett/Strange ~ Take Me To Church by Hozier

Wade/Peter ~ Umbrella by Rhianna

Jack/Ianto ~ Should've Said No by Taylor Swift

Doctor/River ~ I Died In Your Arms Tonight by Cutting Crew

Jayne/Simon

Ardeth/Jonathan ~ Desert Rose by Sting

Crowley/Aziraphale

Seaplane/Sheldon

Hargrove/Harrington ~ Bad Guy by Billie Eilish

Eddie/Chrissy

Glenn/Daryl ~ Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

Jack/Daniel ~ Nobody Does It Better ~ Carly Simon

Hannibal/Murdock

Buffy/Spike

Dar/Tao ~

Charles/Erik ~ Rewrite The Stars from Greatest Showman

Dirk/Tod

Hannibal/Will ~ Bruises and Bitemarks by Good With Grenades

Gear/Hotstreak ~ When You're Sober by Evanescence

Carl/Van Helsing ~ As Long As You're Mine from Wicked

Stone/Robotnik ~ Where Evil Grows by The Poppy Family

I regret nothing.

[ace-t-fic]

I can never keep friends but I can keep hostages

Wade: whose this spider pal anyway? I mean, what does he even do?? You know I pitched that to Spidey once, and he straight shot it down like a little boys dreams of becoming-

Spider-M: You know he told me not to talk to you-

Wade: Oh, I know.... hey did I ever tell you, you are a great listener?

Spider-M: *shrugging his tied up hands* once or twice.

[thatvixenchick]

A Dash of Monosaccharides - Chapter 11

Excerpt

It was late when Wade walked into the boardroom, gently closing the door behind him so it wouldn’t snap shut in that overly loud way it did when the room was empty. Well, mostly empty. Matt sat at the head of the table; to his right was Peter. Between the men was a stack of paper, already shuffled through, ink drying on the pages, a pen sitting beside Peter’s hand. Wade swallowed hard and forced his feet to take one step in front of the other, steadily passing by the row of chairs on the opposite side of Peter. “Sorry for being late,” Wade said, aiming for cheer and missing by a mile. “You already know the details of ending an NDA, so it would have been repetitive knowledge for you,” Matt said. His tone gave away nothing, so it was mostly Wade’s imagination that said the man was relieved. “Everything from the first signature to your signature now will be off the record.” Wade hid his surprise. Matt liked to keep NDAs active as long as possible. Peter must have argued hard to circumvent that. What secret was he tired of keeping from the world? Wade was terrified to know if he was being honest. He slid into a chair opposite Peter and pulled a pen from his jacket pocket, swallowing hard. He wanted to keep his eyes on the table, but they betrayed him and promptly locked eyes on the man across from him.

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[kinoselynn]

quick spideypoolverine.

[thatboisus]

me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

[nart65-moved]

They’re both in their 30s

[vinamari]

How it feels going to bed after reading some words

It was angst

[punksnarl]

low effort shitpost while i work on other things. that one twitter meme making the rounds

[youcantsaymylastname]

Deadpool does not have a crush on a certain aesthetically pleasing arachnid. (He doesn't! Stop it.) Gossip Box (the catty yellow thought box) is wrong.

They are. Maybe? Spider Bae is pretty hot.

Ask white box maybe they know. OH NO! Watch out! The Bubble Monster is closing in on them.

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[darealsaltysam]

xmcu tweets part 3 !! i got lazy with these half of them are just tiktok sounds and tumblr posts el oh el

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[natti-ice]

every time i remember my favorite person isn’t real