#was using references but idk where tf i was going with this

[nyaar0n]

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[jinwoosbabyboo]

Daddy's Home - Husband Caleb

Random posts on the TL w/ your husband and the triplets ft uncle Gideon for the first time

misshuntermc

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misshuntermc: POV you called him daddy one time

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callmecaleb: Daddy Apple reporting for duty 🫡

↳ misshuntermc: We are NOT making that a thing ↳ callmecaleb: Yes we are pipsqueak you’ll get used to it :)

giggity_gideon: Your face was really copied and pasted three times

↳ misshuntermc: My genes strong as hell ↳ giggity_gideon: @/callmecaleb did your genes even try?? ↳ callmecaleb: I’m so in love with my wife even my genes couldn’t fight her 🤷🏻‍♂️ ↳ giggity_gideon: Okay that was cute af I hate you 😐

imjenna: They are so precious congratulations you two 💕

↳ callmecaleb: Isn’t she amazing?

liiisa_: Caleb being all in the comments on this post is actually so cute

↳ simonesays: Literally his wife's biggest fan 🥹 ↳ callmecaleb: I love her more than anything in life and death how could I not be her biggest fan? ↳ talkthat_tara: Bro shut up I will start crying right now

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misshuntermc

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misshuntermc: Look at my Baby Daddy I think I'll keep him 🤭

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callmecaleb: Husband*** You decided to keep me when you married me

↳ misshuntermc: Yea yea minor details 🙄 ↳ callmecaleb: Minor details????

liiisa_: Cooking shirtless is crazy and I think we really need to talk about this more

↳ misshuntermc: Idk I made an omelette topless once it was liberating ↳ callmecaleb: Feel free to do that more often ↳ liiisa_: stop flirting on my comment you’re already married 😐

giggity_gideon: That slutty ass waist

↳ talkthat_tara: Hips cocked to the left ↳ simonesays: like a slut ↳ callmecaleb: Your bestie slut’d me out and now we have three kids ↳ misshuntermc: You know 😏

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giggity_gideon

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giggity_gideon: Fullmetal Apple in action 🦾

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imjenna: What are the roses for? Special occasion?

↳ callmecaleb: She’s my wife do I need a reason? ↳ talkthat_tara: I need more men to think like this 😮‍💨 ↳ liiisa_: Gideon are you taking notes?

simonesays: Where are my other two nieces? 🧐

↳ giggity_gideon: I got them ↳ liiisa_: How did you take the picture ↳ giggity_gideon: It’s called uncle powers you wouldn’t understand ↳ liiisa_: Im going to punch you with my aunty powers how's that sound?

misshuntermc: Are those flowers for me?

↳ callmecaleb: No they’re for Gideon 😐 who else would I buy flowers for? ↳ giggity_gideon: I knew you loved me bro 🥹 ↳ callmecaleb: About as much as I love a thorn in my ass

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misshuntermc: I am the monster rawr rawr rawr 🦖

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callmecaleb: She’s gonna be l-l-l-legendary

↳ misshuntermc: There are strangers in our halls (aka @/giggity_gideon) ↳ giggity_gideon: Now why did I catch a drive by???? And im not a stranger 🫠

talkthat_tara: A superhuman maybe 🫣

↳ simonesays: im sayin’ that speedy little hand snatched up my food in a split second ↳ liiisa_: She grabbed my hoop earring one time I promise you I thought I died 😕

nene.nero: Does everything need to be an Epic reference?

↳ misshuntermc: Yes tf ↳ callmecaleb: Of course wtf ↳ imjenna: Blocked. Respectfully. ↳ talkthat_tara: Damn Jenna 🤣

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[that-smallinjured-bowylamb]

Okay, ik this is random but a thought just popped up in my head... and like, what if yuu (us) had a..

Warnings ⚠️: cussing, idk Grammer, a little sprinkle of glitter (angst), I was probably high as I write this, spoilers for overblots!! and bla bla bla, lots of warnings you should know about, it's romance (because I want to feed my delusions, please let me have this one time 🙏🙏🙏), maybe OOC? Idk but it's that lethal face card okay? 😘 you're beautiful, reader is Gender neutral but might as well become someone's wifey. P.s I had even saw this in tiktok abt some TWST guy gets dared but then sees your face and stuff, so it got me thinking.

Lethal face card?

Like a face so majestic, it's otherworldly (literally) and impossible? Like in-game, there are just like cherub cute faces or sharp faces while being hot and whatnot, like so many attractive people *secretly glances at the TWST moms.* and they are just so charming in their own ways. But then there's like yuu, who just thinks they're average asf and don't think they can pull hoes, bc like in their world, they be seeing lots of kids YOUNGER THAN THEM literally having cute dates together, especially when that one friend that keeps talking about their 'fine' shyte and how their best friend sooooo wants them badly!

But the thing is, is that the fine shyte looks dog shyte. Uglier than any insect would be. Heck, the insects themselves are offended that they are being compared in the same category as that thing.

But if a walking, personified, definition of disastrous can pull baddies such as your best friend, then, surely someone has a crush on you, right? Nah, not a single one of them had showed even a syllable of romance even exists in your very essence, existence.

...Then, you get kidnapped to another world, where there is actual fine shytes, even if they are absolutely assholes. So, personally, if I was there, I would be incredibly insecure (Cause' like, c'mon, LOOK at them. And is that a mf that can pull off a supposedly hideous Bob?) Man, I so wanna die on the spot.

But, conveniently, an incident happens in this ritual- ceremony area thing. So, timskip to that let's say you kept your mask on yk? (Like let's say most of your classmates came in sick in class and kept coughing but some had no decency to cover their mouths so you gotta wear a mask for protection ya know?) And it was brought with you (thankfully), and ofc everyone gotta question on why you have that strange mask on your face??? (Idk leave me alone atp everyone in there is mogging me without trying), now let's say what happens if you finally let down that mask for a breather cause' damn, it felt like you were in space with limited oxygen in there. But someone was nearby and saw your face...

...

OH SHIT. YOU'RE COOKED.

Not because he saw you without your mask, besides that he saw yo ugly ass face and realized- uh, why tf is he looking at you like that?

Oh, and him as well...

Ace and Deuce just stared at you, red. Like, completely red, it's like seeing their favorite idol for the first time and was wayy too excited about meeting them, but entirely forgot how to speak to them, well. Now that they know, it can't be that bad, right? But, then you remembered you are also not safe from rumors.

Headcanons! (This is my first time omg, I'm nervous abt the hate ☹️)

Ace Trappola

• So when he first met you, he kinda thought you were weird, like seriously? A mask? What for? Lmao what r u, Kuchisake-Onna?/j (he doesn't know this one, I just wanted to add it)

How he found out?:

• Was just trying to search for you, since you know, probably going to drag you to do dumb shit with him.

• Even dragging Deuce along since he, too, wanted to find you.

• "Yooo, prefect, ya here?-"

• makes the first eye contact with that side profile of yours...

• damn, prefect, you single? Shit, if not then he might as well steal you away from your man then.

• Literally had his breathe knocked out of his lungs as if Mani Pacquiao (Reference 🤭) took him out of the ring. (He might as well buy you one-)

•the next day, though? Not too sure if he can make eye contact with ya, but he does want you to remove that stupid mask, it's blocking a very nice view! (Not that he'll admit though.)

Deuce Spade

• Genuinely thought you were terminally ill or something, like he just thought you couldn't go without your mask because you have some serious health conditions, so he tries to help you, even carrying your books and getting Grim off your back every while.

How he found out?:

• Was also walking with Ace, because he wanted to tell you what he and Grim did today! Like, isn't he close to becoming a model student!? He hopes you'll be proud of him! Especially his mom!

• So imagine his confusion when Ace stops in his tracks after calling out to you. Like man's confused on why his yapper just shuts up.

• "Ace? What's going on? Why are you so silent? Something wrong with the Prefect?"

• Moves to the side, just to see your dangerous face card (hoo boy, aren't I so hot? 😍/hj)

• Dude is just standing there with Ace just like: 🧍����‍♂️🐈‍⬛

• PREFECT???? IS THAT YOU?? GREAT SEVENS MUST'VE BLESSED YOU WITH SOMETHING. DID THE FAIREST QUEEN PERSONALLY TOOK CARE OF YOU?? WHAT.

•Cue to a tomato Deuce, that's redder than the heart on Ace's eye, that's redder than red fuming Riddles' mc' diddles.

• And then, the next day... he struggles to speak with you. Like, equivalent to a caveman speaking the modern language of the new generation of this world, so all he could do was like 🦍

• PREFECT.... WHY... you said you were ugly??- what the- that doesn't make sense- Are. You. Blind? Or did someone from your world brainwash you into thinking you were not even the least attractive? Screw that. You need that mask REMOVED.

• So, uh... what do you think about marriage?-

Cater Diamond

• Okay, when he met you, he thought you were wearing that mask for aesthetic, but also quickly deduced it to insecurity or smth. Like, he doesn't exactly know why you have that on, but he won't question it if it's too personal, but then you go up and tell him it won't be a pretty look if he ever saw it, he doubts that.

How he found out?:

• So, actually, yapper dumb (Ace) and yapping dumber (Deuce) couldn't stop talking about you, like in a way where the biggest, juiciest secret had been recently spilled so you gotta talk about it with shocked looks like you've witnessed a scandal with your bestie, and yapping dumber just couldn't stop about why you refuse to show your superior face that could challenge the goddess of beauty (if they ever existed) themselves (oh. Aphrodite won't like the sound of that 😕).

• But shine bright like a diamond but phone addict addition, comes in and his Pinocchio nose had snuff out their super secretive conversation and decided to check it out himself.

• Wtf do you mean your insecure? No one cared about your looks (okay, SOME did, but not all of them), and plus you're beautiful in every way bestie!! No need to hide it! Cay-cay is here to support you! Like how you've supported him! It's okay to let your mask down (hypocrite) around others you trust! He won't judge you.

• he accepts when you don't want to since insecurity is not something to easily let go of. BUT, if you do however...

• "[Name]-chan who lied to you... like girl-" he rants about how you could get many likes and followers on magicam just with those eyes alone, like, TF YOU MEAN YOUR UGLY??? WHAT'S THE BEAUTY STANDARD IN YOUR WORLD ANYWAY??? ARE ALL OF YOU IN THE OTHER WORLD THAT DROP-DEAD ANGELICALLY GORGEOUSLY UNTOUCHABLE? LOOK AT YOU!!! can we have a quick selfie?-

• Like after taking a quick selfie with Cater, he, -everytime he gets the chance- looks at the photo with you and him, on Magicam. Like, wow, he never knew his sweet Kouhai was a beauty underneath that mask! Maybe he should ask for more pics?-

• Literally wants to show this to the rest of his club members and also Riddle and Trey, like he gets your insecure and all, but what for, exactly?- like, he doesn't get why people are mean to you anyway, your so gorg!!! Like have you EVER gotten into a romantic relationship before??? NO? He can volunteer!-

Trey Clover

• At first, kinda like Cater he thought you wore it for design and stuff, but then also thought you could be insecure, well he didn't want to put assumptions without you confirming it so he just left it like that without much of a fuss, only when it's serious then he'll step in.

How he found out?:

• Okay so it all started when Cater was going out (to idk maybe find Ace and Deuce but took longer than necessary), but then the tweedle-dumb and tweedle-dumber arrived before Cater, just where is he???

• So then, when Cater got back, all Trey saw was that fond look in Cater's eyes, while being fixated on his phone. But Trey didn't mind it. Until it clicked- oftenly, Cater would have that specific fond look whenever the Prefect is near, or when Cater has a photo of them on his phone.

• And this is where Cater started to ramble about how cute you are, and how you should move around campus without your mask since there's no point in hiding beauty and keeping it selfishly for yourself! Share with them, prefect! Your loved here!

• "Ah. So, you saw them without the mask? What did they look like?" Cater flashes him with a magnificent shot of you.

• Like he may not be a Magicam expert, but the angle just hits in the right spot to get your good side view.

• Whoa.... you look really sweet, dear. Like you are already his favorite, always helpful, humble, and kind when necessary to others (or maybe you're just too kind? Whatever. It's you I'm talking about so whatever you did is a you thing, and he loves it) but, why hide all that? You're beautiful, you're a sweetheart, no one is going to judge you here, especially with that look of yours. (Sharp eyes or Doe eyes or almond eyes. Your beautiful <3)

• The next day he invited you to Heartslabyul to bake with him in this upcoming unbirthday party and he really needs some back-up, you don't mind helping him out, do you? Great! Thanks again! Oh and be sure to leave your mask somewhere safe, we don't want it to be dirty from the flour and other ingredients do we?

• Cue to him being distracted by your side profile not until you shook him back to reality to tell him the cupcakes in the oven is finished.

• Ah... but you don't need to wear that mask all the time, no? You should leave your mask here and enjoy the unbirthday party, no one's going to judge you, especially when your friends with the dorm-leaders and him, right? C'mon, give it a go! It won't hurt unless you try! And if you still prefer to wear the mask afterwards, then it's alright! (But the rumors will spread about a specific unmatched beauty from the prefect will spread rapidly at a inhumane pace-)

Riddle Rosehearts

• At first, he really thought it was mad annoying you refused to remove that silly mask of yours, like isn't that improper to wear a mask all the time? [<– him before overblot] but now? He doesn't mind it at all, so long as there's no rules about it, it should be fine.

How he found out?:

• Yapping Cater spilled it, and maybe in the unbirthday party, where he stepped in, examined all the sets, the roses red, table cloth white, and the tea- pause.

• Is... Is that you, prefect? He literally blue-screened mid-step and looked at you for about a minute in a half. (Dw, the rest of the heartslabyul was also astonished with your face card, damn- so you've been hiding all that for so long without anyone noticing?)

• Was silent for the rest of the unbirthday party, just admiring- ahem, admiring the beautiful roses there! Yes, the beautiful roses... that could look perfect on the prefect's hair... Ahem!- So, what are the traditions of courtship in your world?-

• Sevens, help him, he doesn't know what to do with these emotions, mother hadn't taught him how to deal with this at all.

• Man had full intentions about learning courtship and traditional marriages in your world, what for? Hmm, no need to worry about that! It is just curiosity! That's all!

• Don't question his red face, he might as well camouflage as his hair so you can't tell whether you're facing him in the front or back.

• If he may ask, what's your taste in men?-

• The next day everyone in school (Heartslabyul, specifically) was spreading a specific event that occurred during their unbirthday parties... what do you mean you want to date the prefect and if you even deserve a chance?

• Cue to at least fifteen of those students collared for the week.

Leona Kingscholar

• At first he hadn't paid much attention to your mask, most likely because he was uninterested in it and just wanted to sleep, he literally wanted this to get over already, it's getting boring just standing here, watching the entire ceremony being lit up in blue flames, ugh, it's better than the green ones at least...

How he found out?:

• He decidedly just wanted to find you, drag you, and sleep with him in the botanical gardens. And to his silent surprise you were already in said place just looking at a random ahh flower you probably like (or it's your favorite, or maybe it's a flower you've never seen before in your world and it smelled nice), but the thing is....

•...is... where is your mask? With that side profile, all looking pretty 'n' shit. What are you? Firstly, you came into this world claiming you didn't belong in this world and completely came from another universe entirely, secondly, you stepped on his tail then proceed to befriend the entirety of sweet-eating lovers that gets diabetes on a normal Sunday, thirdly, proceeds to crush his own plans with one of his froshes and demolish it completely leaving him to resort to the last violence he'll ever commit, fourth, is that little smart mouth of yours and wits that keeps him on his toes, fifth, is worming your way to his heart, not that he'll admit it, though. He's still in denial. He knows what it is and he can't admit it. He's afraid he'll be second again, but this time, it's second from your heart.

• Just stops in the middle, until you spot him and make eye contact with him (or not if you're uncomfortable with holding eye contact for too long).

• "Tch.. there you are herbivore, I was looking for ya' what'cha lookin over there for? C'mon, let's take a nap." *drags you, but by the arm and not the leg because he's a bitt worried he'll scratch your pretty face.*

• Sleeps. But then fucking dreams of you, in a dreamy version of you? Your surreal, he almost couldn't believe you are real. Even if you weren't, that doesn't matter, you looked beautiful. Not that he'd say out loud, though.

Ruggie Bucchi

• He didn't pay much attention to it like Leona, but he did notice it but didn't care since he thought you wore it for fun, shishishishi, you're a funny lookin guy, huh? Strange tastes, but you do you.

How he found out?:

• It was accidental, heard about the rumors of you bein' some princess in disguise since there is no way the pauper prefect is THAT pretty! No way! That's so unreal! Like, srsly no one should be that angelic! Why were they insecure again? If I were them, I'd never shut up about my looks.

•... Oookayyy....? New info! But now, he sees you walking by without your mask (for the first time!) And stops to look at you... woah. So it is true.. why tf are you insecure again? How do you not have a date by now?

• Seriously wants to use you as a bargaining chip, like you'll ask for some donuts, they'll listen, but then, you'll give him some! Ain't that a free ticket to luxury? Count him in!

• Seriously couldn't bring himself to use you to his bidding, high-key afraid of you since your beauty can be used as a weapon as well. (Or maybe if you look feminine enough)

• Welp! He may not be a rich or popular guy to be with, buttt you did help him a few times, what's so wrong about helping you out too? Shishishi! Consider yourself lucky he likes you!... as a friend, I guess.

Jack Howl

• Just when he met you, he thought you were those masked delinquents (yes there were delinquents with masks I'm just projecting a little) but thought you to be smart and intuitive, always taking the initiative and despite being scared you still went through it, bravery and determination got him some respects for you, until it developed the platonically into something else entirely.

How he found out?:

• The rumors from these days were spreading quicker, students left and right might as well give you a title for Prince[ss] (or monarchy) of NRC for this. Students lately, have been disturbing you with their constant invitations or straight up dates. And honestly? It was tiring, maybe you understood the popular friend that was always, constantly around the attention, maybe this was a bad idea to remove your mask after all. What is up with these people?

• Jack steps in as soon as he sees some group disturbing you, frustration only increased when he notice they were holding the mask you always wore to school. These bastards...

• "Leave em' alone, will ya'? Les' you wanna pick a fight."

• So timeskip when Jack gets your mask by intimidating them, making them drop the mask, so Jack picks it up and turns around to hand it to you, only to see your lethal face card that flashes at him when you smile (or laugh a little and thank him, idk up to you), so why is his heart racing faster than how he runs in his tracks club? Ah, no! His tail isn't wagging, your mistaken! He's annoyed, because... because those group of guys were botherin ya! That's all. Not that he's flustered or anything.

• He then leaves, with a red look on him, that memory of your face without a mask will be seared into his mind...

• Have you ever considered walking around school without that mask? Please do, it's to- well, uhm, to... improve your self-esteem! Yes! And, he'll help, in any way he can..

• Wanna meet his parents by the way-

Azul Ashengrotto

• He only cared of the profits he could make, but he couldn't deny that he didn't see a subtle glow around you and behind that mask, just what were you hiding in there? What motives do you have? Maybe he could find something in you that could be useful to him in the future, yes, yes, maybe he'll get some thaumarks out of this! Fufufu~ what an interesting individual. Maybe soon he'll find out what he can do with you.

How he found out?:

• Okay, so at first he wanted to make a profit out of you somehow, but that didn't happen, since you weren't a student at that time, so when he heard you defeated overblots, two of them? He's intrigued but it's not profitable. Only good for survival, so of course, everything goes according to the game and you fail his plans and blah, blah, blah, etc, etc. Now the conflict is over and boy, he really feels guilty.

• Okay, maybe he hasn't changed that much, but at least he's not going after you anymore! (Azul, are those marriage contracts?-)

• So, when the rumors reach his ears, he's intrigued, the prefect looks like an angel? Never knew that! (He did, he always thought you were, even with the mask on, but shhh don't tell him I said this though-).

• He thought he could make some profit outta this, but then remembers what happened last time so he can't because he has a big fat crush- been cautious with whom he should make contracts with! But, for you? That's a different contract.

• Okay so imagine his shock when he spots you in the empty corridors. Maybe his tall ass fridges- I mean henchmen eels were chasing down an unfortunate soul that forgot to pay rent and it's due today and happened to sprint in your direction as a sacrifice (NPC B said sorry when he ran past you, may the seven help you now or whomever it is you believe in).

• So when the twins stop their chase just to find you without the mask, Azul is like 🤨 so when he gets into the view- holy mother of pearls...

• His glasses metaphorically broke from the shine of the sunlight, that kisses the right angle of your face and hair, making you look truly otherworldly... a true angel maybe not by mindset, but in everyone's eyes? You really are. Why must you hide that pretty face of yours? Do you know how much you can do with that and with no repercussions as well?

• tried gaining his composure back, "Ahem!- Well, it is a pleasant surprise seeing you here, prefect. May I inquire what brought you here?" Is what he wanted to say, but he just kept staring and maybe to the point you had time to get away, didn't really help them on the other hand because now they're just seeing you glow with whatever you do.

• So have you ever thought of signing a totally not marriage contract?-

Jade Leech

• At the ceremony, you were an intriguing one, a magicless human from nowhere? My, how difficult it must be for you. Fufufu~ but just a little bit of a spark of interest and curiosity from that mask you wore to the ceremony, does land dwellers wear that for design? How strange, never seen a land dweller like you, maybe you're sick? Or maybe you want to hide something from them? It doesn't matter, he'll find out soon enough.

How he found out?:

• Yes, from the empty corridor, you were there, shining. Have you been hiding this all this time? My, what a waste, to think you could hide something as luxurious as your face. Nevertheless you're still his mate-

• Jade blinked a second too long, but maybe it was because of the glow the sunlight gave you (thank the sun atp it's doing its job) you were something a land dweller should not look like, are you sure you're not a merfolk or Fae, by any chance? Or if there is any in your ancestry? If your bloodline had always been this beautiful, then surely you're a rarity of some kind, no?

• Seeing you getting away from them since yk your mask is not there and you left it with the trio who promised to keep it with them til you've had your fresh of air and stuff now really made you nervous, how the heck did you let them see you like this? Dude, it's like the universe just randomly picked you as their fave past time to fuck with! But, on the other hand he truly thought the universe would pick you as a favorite, since it's impossible to look so... ethereal in a way. Jade really thought his eyes had been blessed by the sea witch herself,

• Just what is a hidden angel like you are doing here, at a school like this? (Even better if your style was morute or smth!) But, as of late, students had already made moves on you, no?

• Well, it's time to... get 'rid' of those unfortunate fools who've bothered your peace long enough, yes? Fufufufu~ thank him later, 'Prince[ss]/(monarch)'.

Floyd Leech

• He thought you were boring, I mean, okay you are from another world, nowhere from here and all. But, that's it? Nothing interesting, just with that strange thing you wear all the time on your face. So what? Not his problem.

How he found out?:

• Maybe he took interest in you after finding out you attract and unintentionally cause trouble, like, BIG trouble! Aren't ya a fun one? Hey!~ you're small, like a Koebi! Ne, ne, Koebi-chan, why are you wearing that thing around your face?~

• And of course, his interest grew when you even managed to get Leona, of all people, to help you. Aren't you a bit mischievous?~ then, cue to Azul's overblot, looking at you he was kinda surprised your not scared, at all! Maybe from the last two overblots you've stopped caring? Oh well!~ you're interesting when you handle the blots and even directing Leona himself to where he should aim!~ look at you, so brave Koebi-chan!~

• But then the corridor incident happened, where he paused just to look at you and for a moment everything stops, the noises became background noises to him, everything slows down, you seem to glow brighter, and you looked.. carefree...

• Run. He's going to chase you next, all on fours, like a rabid hound dog.

• Ne, ne!~ Koebi-chan, have you ever thought of meeting His and Jade's parents?~ They'd love to meet with you, actually!~ Oh, and especially Jade, who talked about you a lot to their parents, which led to Azul's mom hearing about it too!~ you don't mind if he just kidnapped- brought you there, right Koebi-chan?~

• His mom really wants to see you, btw! She just wants to.... converse with you about some traditional talk between mer and humans... something. Mrs. Leech would be delighted if you do!

•...his mom will probably track you down just to see you-/hj

Kalim Al-Asim

• When he first saw you at the ceremony he was interested, like (depending on the color of your mask... especially when it's black) you kinda gave him a VERY, VERY, VERY vague fear of another assassin in the area, only to find out you were friendly when you tried to help him extinguish the fire out of his ass, saving him in the process (guess he shouldn't have vaguely assumed of you, hey! Your quite friendly! Wanna hang out sometime? Oh... you're not a student... :<)

How he found out?:

• It was an accident! Really! But, not gonna lie, he isn't dumb to be exact. He's just coping 😊! Probably heard the winds speaking and the main topic is about you, and man's unconsciously (though, this is hc) eavesdropping in the convo since this is more like a habit whenever someone plans something behind his back (I'm hc that Kalim used to be VERY vigilant whenever someone in the family or anyone that is suspicious in that matter, plans behind his back since he is the apparent heir of a shit-ton of fortune, aye man, rich life isn't easy as well, but the poor digress), but don't think his intentions are ill! He wants to make sure you're safe and all!- Why are they talking about you like that? A princess disguised as a pauper prefect?

• Cue Kalim sprinting at Jamil (<- before overblot) to talk abt the rumor he had heard recently (and apparently 3 other dorms have discovered this before his), Jamil really looked like he wanted to collapse onto bed and sleep his days away (Man's want to retire so badly but he can't bc of the consequences afterwards) so now let's timeskip to winter break where everyone is leaving (Jamil: What is Rook staring at?? Idk, maybe at the prefect-)

• So during mid winter break you and Grim were probably fighting over food (either both of you are big backs or it was the last slice) and you both happened to smell a heavenly food paradise in the canteen and decided to go there with Grim- Oh! Can't forget about your mask! So then after that you just followed the smell like it's calling your spirit to the pearly gates of heaven or smth like that.

• Oh! And would'ya look at that! You're here!! Hiiii! Come, come, enjoy yourself, and feel at home! (And hope the snake doesn't strike your neck the moment you've let your guard down-)

• He kept on thinking about you and the mask you wore during Scarabia, why were you wearing that in such a hot weather? Oh well, that's fine! But he's worried you might get a heatstroke or a fever if you kept that on and melt there! Here, a fan if you'd like!

• Kept on clinging to you like some koala and Jamil didn't even attempt to make Kalim yell at you (at least, not again since you almost cried out crystals. Yes, he's referring to your watery tears as some sort of rare jewel that threatened to draw guilt and regret from his eyes).

• So maybe when the time you've escaped, crashed down to Octavinelle (Hiii, Koebi-chan!!!) (Fufu~ got into trouble again, prefect?) [Sigh, what are you doing here at this late hour? Not that I mind-]

• And when you come back to Scarabia with the variety seafood trio all shit goes south instead of north, Jamil overblots (but idk if he had gained affection for you so let's say it's still underdeveloped) and of you gets thrown into the abyss of the map like it's proving earth is flat and has no rounds.

• but dw you get saved and cushioned safely.

• By Kalim???? Yo, your mask fell off-

• Kalim is speechless, not only did he get betrayed but it felt like he got betrayed twice- but let's talk about this later, they've got bigger problems to deal with-

• And there you go, scolding Kalim for letting his 'best snake friend' push him over when he literally threw all six of you (+ Grim) into the ends of the map as if you all were personified grenades being thrown by an lunatic soldier with PTSD.

• But imagine being scolded by a baddie with a lethal face card... That shit hits me right in the feels- I will probably hide myself if I ever got scolded by a beauty (Vil got competition-)

• So imagine to your surprise, Kalim actually resolves into punching Jamil for throwing them out, especially when he threw you as well.

• And the overblots over and everything is back to normal again with some tension. Dw, Kalim will cry out his frustrations with his DIY rain later on... but now he felt ashamed. So you just had to snap him back to reality, although he's not entirely at fault, he's still the root problem of it even if he hasn't done anything. His family chained the Viper family so he wasn't the entire cause of it. It's just unrelenting anger of a teenage boy who just wants to be free from servitude like a normal boy.

• Then healing trauma begins bc I said so (I love comforting every character, even if they look stable on the outside, have I ever mentioned that fact abt me? Oh, but I'm not going to always give them fluff so I guess just a little bit!) And you Kalim and Jamil are probably getting therapy from you (I like to hc my OC as a psychiatrist for these guys and trying to help them in anyway she can, but you can ignore this part since this part is solely for my self-indulgence, the rest is for you ^♡^)

• So.... Prefect, how exactly are you ugly? I mean, not to judge by appearances, but clearly you HAVE potential! Like, look at your face! Your personality is oozing angel vibes! Okay, maybe your mindset and mental stability isn't as great, but at least your alive (for now! But let's not tell him-) and that's all that matters!... Have you ever thought of being married one day-

Jamil Viper

• Okay, to start off, he almost assumed you were an assassin for Kalim, until you helped the said boy but still had his suspicions, like, tf do you mean you're from another world with no magic? How do you survive on that?

How he found out?:

• Maybe it was accidental, maybe it wasn't. But either way, he had heard Kalim ramble about you, the same student that caused a ruckus in this school lately, had been charming others, with what exactly? He doesn't know, but assumptions based on how they talk about your face, combined with your personality, might be an explanation as to why.

• kinda regretted making Kalim yell at you too harshly, to the point where some of the words got a bit stingy and stung you right in the feels and teared up a little.

• skip to pre-overblot, dude genuinely thought he won, then he saw one of God's most precious creation in humanity (you) and thought he went to the afterlife after a few minutes (or hours) of overblotting. Like, you were served as distraction and successfully did it without much effort since you've hidden your mask (Maybe you shouldn't trust Jade with that mask of yours, give it to Kalim, idk keep it safe). And dude, he just full on rant on how precious you've looked gorgeous and impossible to attain (Yandere overblots bc intense emotions from it theory??🤭🤭) but now, since he's free, wouldn't you like to join him, precious jewel?

• And the embarrassment starts right after realizing what he said to you during his overblot... he's so sorry. He' wants to go die in a hole rn. He is just a mere servant and yet he dared to speak to you in a mighty tone? Damn, might as well get executed rather than seeing your disappointment...

• Makes you yummy spicy foods and sometimes 'coincidently' makes your favorite food without much notice.

• Forgive this mere servant that lacks proper etiquette towards an ethereal being like you. He's sorry.

• But then let's just say you want him to get comfortable with being himself around you, so you did and made sure he could always be himself even in the smallest of moments.

Epel Felmier

• He at first thought you were nice in the ceremony, he really hoped you'd be in the same dorm as him for whatever reason. Only to be let down when the mirror claimed you're not from here nor anywhere. So color him surprise when you've dealt with 4 overblots lately AND having a rumor that circulated about your face. Like, he hasn't seen your face because of that mask you wore all the time, but if given the chance, he kinda wants to see it as well.

How he found out?:

• I guess it took place at the VDC, though this is the time when you (having enough confidence, albeit still hesitant, to remove your mask around this time but you don't know of the other rumors that had been around besides the overblot rumors. And you assume every guy here wants to prank you, especially with those weird gleams in their eyes that seem to appear whenever you're in the vicinity- and your friends. They compliment you equivalent to how your former best friend in your world "compliments" you <- fym you're going to touch me? Anyway, their compliments are nice and all, but can you believe it when your former friends had assured you these things too? At this point, when are you going ever going home? Or, if your home ever missed you at all?) So when he saw you, he tripped and his voiced cracked- he didn't give a damn if Vil scolded him for being unrefined, but he really didn't care. You looked.. beautiful.

• And actually? He wanted you to see him manly. Like, you'll be the maiden, him as a knight. Oh, but that's just daydreaming, in reality? Even if you're 'beautiful' (which your pretty sure you aren't, last time you checked), you still hold everything together (with all your very small will to live). Though, maybe during the VDC you kinda taught him that not everything is 'girly' or ruining his image as a man. So Epel kinda got it? Well, right after the incident with Deuce, Using his looks to attract and distract, it worked in the end! But, now he has a new pro-found power to his advantage...

• Still, you won't look at him like he's girly and feminine, right? After all, he wants to be the one that protects you.

• And then Vil overblots. So now, you gotta deal with this bullshte again.

• Afterwards, everything goes back to normal, and stuff then you go spilling the beans calling a specific horned friend of yours 'Tsunotarou'.

•... 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰 <- the casts faces after that:

• NO CONSEQUENCES??? HE JUST LAUGHED IT OFF??? WHATDAFAQ?

• Talk about privileges 😭...

• But after that ordeal, Epel has a friendgroup he had been invited too, yay!! First year gang, les goo!!

• And you dragging Sebek as well. He's invited. (Ironic, right?)

• Hey, prefect, do ya wanna see his meemaw?-

Rook Hunt

• Of course, he's going to take interest in you, like, c'mon, another world? Not from here? Nonexistent? un tel mystère! But couldn't observe you because, unfortunately you weren't an official student at all! Ah... a shame it is..

How he found out?:

• Was just staring at you, mesmerized simply because you were outstanding! During winter break before he left, took one glance at you a second too long before heading out to who knows where he was really enthusiastic about you and very curious.

• So Imagine to his pleasant surprise, you became an unofficial student, a prefect from a dilapidated dorm, and taking care of monsieur furball? Comme c'est intéressant ! Dealing with four overblots despite being magicless? Tout simplement magnifique ! And the fact that you have an another rumor that had been spreading wild lately before winter break, it makes him want to see it for himself! Oui, he knows you are a kind soul, your heart made with delicate flowers tangled with the thorns protecting its main core, a mind full of creativity and unspoken words just at the tip of your tongue! He wants to learn more! And maybe learn why you are so different than the rest, could it be fate? Ohhh, he just wants to serenade to you! But, he does not want to scare you away, so he'll hold it back (for now)

• When he saw your face at the VDC, he understood what the others felt whenever you were near, how come a beauté like you hide yourself like this? His heart aches slightly from the thought of someone, tainting your perception of yourself and making you believe you aren't enough, oh dear. What a tragedy! He wants to remind you of how beautiful you are each day, giving you reminders that you are of importance to someone, even if you don't see it, and especially to this world, where you and ensnared the many hearts of others, what to do, if anyone else outside of this campus found out a beauté d'un autre monde and decided to take you for themselves?

• After the overblot showdown, Rook was more prone into following you and giving you lovely surprises!

•... And discreet touches, even hand-holding whenever you want to go to the town and buy something after being permitted by the headmage, and little small acts of services for you.

Vil Scheonheit

• At first, he was uninterested and was much more focus on getting this over with and clean these dirty potatoes, until the ceremony incident happened and caught a small glimpse of your face, tbf, I think he saw it first before everyone because why not? I wanted to, but let's just say that he noticed your mask falling off slightly, just enough to see half of your faced that was meant to be covered, he really hoped you ended up in his dorm. (But you weren't a student at that time so he was disappointed).

How he found out?:

• Well, it didn't take much since he already saw it in the ceremony, but not the full deal, since the VDC was upcoming and all, Vil needed candidates, (<- and before this he had already heard about you being magicless, defeated four overblots, your reputation, and the other rumor that was kept hidden from you, about your... "face card")

• So luckily your friends happened to be participating in the VDC and blah, blah, blah, just like in the main plot, but this time your team gets accepted quicker with the help of Hunt. (He told Vil you were in that group-)

• But right on Cue, the big ass bird appears and decides you should be a VDC manager (he's afraid the rival school might take notice of you), then sets his wings off to wherever the fuck he went. So, back on to Vil. He, of course, did everything in the storyplot.

• Then overblotted. (Neige saw you and is quite captivated, maybe I should make another part where NRC's most beloved prefect gets in a tangle with RSA...)

• Okay guys, just another timeskip because Vil probably got jealous of your face as well, but at least you are hiding. Still, he's envious that you're something he can't have (dw Vil, your beautiful and you'll mog me anyway) and with that we comfort him because he needs to know that despite not having the role he desired, AT LEAST he has a father who loves him very much (a rare privilege to fatherless characters).

• But, he must say... you are quite the catch... have you ever thought of having a celebrity as your partner? No? Well, do you want to?

• Father would be pleased to hear it if he were ever to bring a beautiful soul like you as his significant other.

Idia Shroud

• He thought you were some character straight out of an anime, since, you attract so much trouble on your hands. Look, normie, but you can't just casually get sent to another world, get into trouble not even seconds in, get dragged at a dilapidated dorm, turn into a janitor to prefect overnight, do crazy stunts that he might get killed for, defeat not one, not two, not three, not four, but five overblots during your first year of NRC, srsly... HE IS SCARED OF YOU. plus, with that weird ass mask you wore all the time-

How he found out?:

• Tbh hw was just watching you through the cameras to see if any trouble just randomly pops up whenever your around or just existing, but then he caught a whiff of your second rumor that even you don't know about! And it's about you and... your face? Dude, what's so special about your face anyway??? It's not like it could kill them if they look at you for within a nanosecond-

• Then he catches a photo of you and Cater in magicam, no mask, no makeup (or atleast what he thought wasn't makeup if you do use it, but let's say since we're poor, we don't have any), just... you. Okay, are you sure your a normie? Your, like, an SSR+ Ultra rare! But, he kinda starts getting it now... they're so lucky to interact with you, though.

• Then proceed with the capturing the wardens that overblotted, and shit goes down like always. Maybe he shouldn't have caught them if he knew it would attract your group and speaking of which he feels a bit ashamed he felt a little happy you came. Of course, he's not a creep or anything but he just kindaaaa.... gets distracted by your determined face? Idk man! You're just there! And that's making him lose focus! But whatever.

• *Overblots* and damn, you got some nerves showing up, little persephone. *attempted kidnapping*

• yes the boys had to save your ass from getting a persephone treatment. And yes, they are tired asf.

• after his overblot he wanted to kmh. Like, dude, he just tried to kidnap THE prefect, who, mind you, is friends with THE Malleus Draconia! I'm telling you! Prefect is OP with no magic! Actually.... he's kinda terrified what it would be like if you ever had magic. Justttt slightly scared. (*FALSE BUZZER SOUNDS*)

Malleus Draconia

• So when he met you, like before the spell- drive incident, he was intrigued, why were you wearing a strange mask? Are you sick? Allergic? Or is this some new style you humans are doing nowadays? (Okay, old gothic ass) but nonetheless, what's more surprising was that you didn't know his identity. Strange, child of man. You truly don't know him? Well, the opportunity just struck and he gets to be friends with someone other than his knights and (father-) advisor.

How he found out?:

• Was surprised upon seeing your full face without your mask. During the upcoming VDC, he was elated when you invited him. His friend wanted him to go see them perform! And with your mask too? Alright, he really wanted to see what you looked like without it, but either way you were beautiful to him. (Even if you didn't see it.)

• The moment you called out to him at the VDC, he turned around in joy...

• Only to get flashed by an overwhelming beauty your face holds, increasing when you smiled at him.

•... You are not 'child of man' are you? Clearly, humans are not suppose to look that ethereal equivalent (or dare I say even more than) to a fae? Are you sure your ancestry history have no fae blood? If not, then it would be slightly difficult to believe that a child of man is capable of looking so captivating.

• is this why everyone in school grounds try and hog your attention all the time? Well, he gets the appeal now. But your appearance does not matter to him, he is only and solely after your heart.

• But would it be so bad if he wished you believed in those who praised your beauty and soul? Clearly, your as radiant as the moon that shines light in the dark night, your beauty need not command the attention, simply by existing and showing yourself unapologetically to the world, it kneels.

•... Yeah I think he's planning on courting you afterwards-

Lilia Vanrouge

• In the ceremony, he was quite curious about you, no soul, no shape, no color whatsoever? Intriguing, not in his many years had he seen a mortal like you in here, an odd choice he thought. When he saw you wearing a mask that covered half of your face. Were you sick? Surely you aren't, not when you function perfectly fine with the way you move, was it for design? An odd design, but he'd appreciate it, it may not be his style but whatever you'd do he'd like it, but not that he knows you very well, of course.

How he found out?:

• He always had pondered about that mask, but never dwelled in it too much, like in the cafeteria, he was a bit surprised you still had your mask on, weren't you suppose to eat in here without your mask? He recovered from that quickly, you were an intriguing one, fufufu~ but what made you wear that mask all the time? Was it more than just a design? Or was it... perhaps, insecurity? Oh, that one do, little one.

• Then proceed with the Savannaclaw ARC and you help him and his dorm members to form a plan, he was quite caught off guard.. he wanted to know your motives on why you decided to help them, or maybe you were just to kind? Either way, he was grateful for your assistance. But when the overblot happened everything was just chaos, seeing you suddenly concentrate reminded him slightly of himself whenever he looked into those eyes of yours. But, not to mention, it was quite captivating when he stared into them.

• The only big surprise he got was when he didn't see you with a mask on in the VDC. Oh my, what a bewitching sight. Almost made him envious there, dear! Your face, in all its glory, was beyond the words of beautiful. What were you so insecure about, hmm?

• On the other hand, he was quite afraid, this feeling.. a recognizable one. Something he shouldn't have harbored. And yet, he did. It might take him some time to get in touch and accept this feeling he hasn't felt in years, it hurts to know it's happening again. And to you, whom attracts danger in its wake. He's afraid of losing someone close, again. (Just imagine you guys bonded beforehand since I'm not rlly good in putting those, so off-screen vending time with your friends, and maybe therapy)

• But when he does come to terms with it, he decides to be extra but subtly making flirty remarks towards you, not that you'd notice if you were dense enough (actually, maybe if you think your going too delulu and assume he's just flirting for fun since your best friends does that a lot to you, like, I mean what's one more friend that likes making romantic implications as a joke to you? Haha, help it's killing your singleness and loneliness, bro...)

• Oh dear, please don't take his affection for you lightly, unless you want him to take it seriously? Would you prefer that better?

• You're quite a handful, but still lovely nonetheless. Don't think you are unattractive as you are unattainable.

Silver Vanrouge

• He didn't know you were in the ceremony, mostly because he was asleep and was dragged to safety when the incident happened. But as time passes, he had recently heard his father and a few members in his dorm talk about you, and he's quite curious, then dreamt of you, at first he didn't know who you were in his dreams, but the more you and him interacted the more stronger the warm feeling felt in his chest grew, just who were you? It wasn't possible that you were human, that possibility never crossed his mind in the first place. He fell for you, when you gently took care of him, in his dreams, you were a mystery.

How he found out?:

• during the Savannaclaw ARC, he recognized your eyes, paused for a split minute until Sebek called out to him, realizing he was stalling time he continued his duty, only for him to have a lingering hope he'd see you again.

• I honestly dk what to put in here, but let's just say you guys often see each other when walking past the hallways, going to classes, or when you both were in the same classroom, or maybe when you coincidently see him under the tree maybe late for class, so you woke him up. Only for him to freeze when you are the same person from his dreams- did his dream just came to life?

(Sorry if this was short, but just imagine the rest with this one!)

Sebek Zigvolt

• Literally didn't notice you at first, as you were just another human wearing a strange mask. But then gets the rumor of you being a janitor to a Ramshackle Prefect overnight, to shattering a very precious chandelier, to going to the Dwarves' mines to replace the previous magic stone, to defeating overblots without magic, to even charming looks and personality? Your reputation is such a mess. But he won't believe it until he's seen it with his own eyes.

How he found out?:

• Maybe Lilia recommended you to befriend Sebek, and so you did. You tried to, at least. Approaching the man was not easy, but you pushed through somehow.

•...And okay he said he hates humans, but you kept forgiving him and stayed patient for him until he finally relents and joined your small first-year friend group.

• And had or had not, been staring at you. Like, I mean, why would you befriend him, anyways? Why would you want him in your friend group? Then you shut him up real fast. Everyone can be different if you can just look at it very closely, Becky.

•... WHAT. BECKY?? HE DOES NOT CONDON IN THESE SILLY NICKNAMES, HUMAN!

•..but it would be nice to have a friend that stays..

• OKAY, HUMAN! IF YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM, SO BE IT!

• Super protective of his friend group and is like some sort of leader in there. Always planning schedules for hangouts or study time.

• Obviously he favors you the most since you've done so much to get him into this group.

• And not that he likes you... or something like that! Never!

[ANNDDDDD THATS IT! I'm so sleepy rn and my energy had been depleted for today so I hope you enjoy this, please be respectful and be mindful that I've already placed the warnings up there in case if you didn't like some things I've written in here! Okay, take care! Byebye!

[abbyshands]

Good nigth darling,you're okay?can we have more nerdy!abby pleaase i beg you 🙏🙏🙏(srry for my inglish)

teach me

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a/n; hello, my love! i’m good, and i hope you are too! of course EEK i was going to write more for her anyway, i love a nerdy girl. also this is cut off asf I’M SORRY i’m tired, maybe i’ll do a part 2 if y’all ask <3

synopsis; you’ve never been good at science, let alone college biology. when your professor all but forced you to get a tutor, who should you end up with but your nerdy girlfriend, who has a very unique way of getting you to study?

pairing; dom!abby anderson x sub!fem!reader

warnings; abby uses baby/princess, use of a strap-on, cockwarming + edging (kinda), abby refers to the strap as her dick and it’s referred to as her dick/cock, choking, spanking, degradation (ish. abby’s tone is just mean), anddd i prob missed smt so lmk <3

wc; 2.2k

p.s.; ALSO this is was ib an ellie fic i saw bro idk where tf it is 😭 searching for it tho. i js remember it was nerdy ellie. it was so good BUT LIKE WHERE IS ITTT idk i’ll link it here if i find it

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you’ve always sucked at science. biology, chemistry, whatever the hell it was, it had never been your cup of tea.

your professor had not so kindly recommended you get a tutor. otherwise, your grades would decline (more than they already were, that is). you didn't want a tutor, let alone for it to be someone you didn't know. you were already feeling awkward enough having to have someone tutor you at all—you couldn't imagine if it was by an unfamiliar.

that's where abby came in.

abby anderson was your girlfriend, and she was a nerd. like, cliche movie nerd. if you couldn't find her in her dorm, with you, or in class, she was at the library, doing homework until she couldn't anymore. she was a coffee addict with how late she was up each evening, study sessions, unnecessarily reviewing, and, again, homework.

let's just say, abby anderson would do crazy things for an a.

you didn't necessarily want to have abby as your tutor. for some reason, it was embarrassing to you. you had already felt that way when you told her you needed one at all. it would be 10x worse if she would be the one doing it.

not only that, the focus.

how the fuck were you going to focus when you have abby fucking anderson in front of you? when your mind races with memories of her fucking you from behind, or kissing down your neck, or making you the wettest you've ever been, just by being alive?

you weren't.

but abby was persistent. you had originally said no when she first asked to tutor you, but when the guy who was supposed to tutor you didn't even show for your first session, it was no longer a request.

it was a demand.

you were sitting beside abby in her dorm, working on an assignment for your biology class that was due the following day. you had taken up to ten breaks by now, and it had only been an hour and a half or so.

abby pushed her glasses up on her face as she looked over at you, eyebrow raised. you had been dozing off, elbow on the desk and chin on your palm as your eyes began to fall shut.

"hey," abby snapped her large hand in front of your face, making your eyes open again just as quickly as it had happened. "are you listening to me?"

no.

"yeah. yeah, sorry, i just, um—dna and rna. that's what we're learning now, right?" you ask confusedly, doing your best to make it seem like you know what you’re talking about.

but the look on abby's face tells you all you need to know.

"mhm, like, ten minutes ago," abby hums a bit annoyedly, and you can't help but let out a sigh. it's bad enough you have to be here at all, but letting abby down, or worse, pissing her off, was the last thing you wanted to do. “you're never going to learn if you don't put any effort in," she sighs.

“c’mon, abs,” you whined as you set your pencil aside, putting your head down on the desk, eyes on abby. the blonde set her own pen down with a small shake of the head, expression unreadable. “i can’t do this anymore,” you said dramatically. abby rolled her eyes.

“what’s wrong now?” abby asked, but it’s not like she really wanted to know the answer. you knew how seriously abby took her own schoolwork, which may be the reason she was annoyed that you didn’t. but you just weren’t like that.

“none of this makes sense. i can’t remember a thing we go over. god, i hate biology,” you complained once more, looking away from abby.

abby sighed as she put a hand on your shoulder. as much as she wanted to be annoyed, she loved you, and she knew full well that even if you were smart, biology was your worst class.

“what can i do to help, baby? flashcards, d’you want me to quiz you? what do you need?” abby asked as she moved her hand to your back, rubbing it. you shrugged.

“i dunno. i don’t think any of that stuff is going to help me, abby. my memory’s��not that good,” you lamely huffed, but it was true. your memory was best when it came down to the things you cared for. college biology was not one of them.

“hm,” abby hummed. it took a beat, a small pause. but then, abby’s perked eyebrows told you that she had just gotten an idea, and so did the way her plump lips curled into a grin.

“i think i know what’ll do the trick.”

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that’s how you ended up on abby’s lap, her cock buried deep inside of you as she gripped you by the bottom. abby’s way of bettering your sour memory came in the form of one of the most agonizing experiences you had ever had.

“how does dna differ from rna?” abby asks you casually, as if she isn’t filling you to the brim. you feel your face getting hot, bottom lip bitten down on as you look at her nervously.

“u- uhm. d- dna has a d- double helix model, fuck,” you whine. you must be at least a little correct, because abby bucks her hips up into you, causing the silicone dildo to move inside of you. “rna’s single, a- and involved in a different process than dna.”

“attagirl,” abby praised. it’s then that she grabbed you by the ass, hard, and forced you to ride up to the top of her dick, just before she’s slamming you back down. for only a few seconds, you gain some pleasure by moving your body like that, or abby doing it for you, that is.

but then, she’s robbing it away from you, just like that.

“a- abby, please, c’mon,” you whimper. this had been going on for a third of an hour or so. abby would ask you a question from the deck of index cards she had made for you, and you would answer. simple, right?

wrong.

because here's the thing: she wouldn’t move unless you answered her, and it had to be correct. and if not?

smack.

abby's large hand comes down on your ass as if to shut you up. really, it doesn't. you let out a moan as she then grabs your ass again, not giving a care to how sore you may be.

because she's already slapped you way too many times to count.

“don't act like this isn't for your own good," she says firmly, reprimanding you. "you got that one wrong last time. and we’re not going to stop until you’ve got that whole fucking deck memorized, you got that?” she asks, signaling to the forgotten pile of index cards on the desk behind you. you whine, body too achy for abby to deny her.

“f- fine," you whine, because who the hell would you be to say no?

“good girl," abby praises as she rubs her hands over your bottom, caressing you in a loving manner, a wide difference to the way she was addressing you mere seconds before. "now, can you tell me what a neuron is?”

doing your best to not focus on the feeling inside you, you nod, and easily answer. “a- a neuron—" you huff. "is a specialized cell.”

abby moves her hands to your hips and pushed you up, so that you're around halfway down on her cock. you let out a small shudder, but it must mean you're correct. “and what’s it do?” abby then asks.

to some degree.

but you know this one. after all, it was one of the last cards you looked at in the deck. so, you respond, “transmit.”

abby moves you up more, and this time, she brings one of her hands up to cup your tit. she plays with your nipple if only for a second, causing you to let out a low moan. but just when you think she's going to keep going, of course, she doesn't.

“transmit what?” she asks firmly as her fingers caress your rib cage, and it's all you can do not to roll your eyes.

“nerve impulses," you say a bit too fast, eager to have her hands back on you. your neediness helped you on that one. "i- it’s the basic unit of the nervous system," you add, for good measure.

"that's right, princess," abby smirked, course she did. she had always had way too much fun when she was driving you crazy during sex. this was no different.

but you're pleased to find yourself rewarded, because abby allows you to ride her again. you move up and down a little quickly, scared that your girlfriend will rob you of the feeling before it's even begun. abby begins to rub your clit as she gazes at you fucking yourself on her dick, way too needy for her touch.

"eager girl," abby cooed, rubbing her index on your clit in quick circles. "so needy for my cock, aren't you?"

"yes," you huff out fast, eyes closing shut at the feeling under you.

"too bad."

abby shoves you all the way back down her dick, so that you're all the way back down at the base. it pleasures you for only a second, before the feeling vanishes, just like that.

"abby, f- fuck," you groan annoyedly, body begging for a release you know abby won't give you unless you do what she tells you to do.

and she doesn't like your words.

abby grabs you by the neck, forcing you to look at her as you roll your eyes in the brattiest manner she's ever seen from you. "look at me. look at me when i'm talking to you," and she uses that tone you know she only uses when she's not playing games, barking your full name out at the end like the word pains her tongue.

once she's got your eyes on her, she speaks once more. "if you really want this dick, and i know you do, you're gonna take what i give you like the good girl you are. that clear?"

you keep your eyes on her, scared of what will happen if you don't, face hot as you answer. "y- yes, ma'am."

"primary use of the kidneys?" abby asks, not even giving you praise for obeying her. but you're not at all surprised by that: if there was one thing about abby, she did not like your bratty side.

this time, unlike what abby's asked you before, you can't remember the answer to this. like, at all. you fumble with it for a second, digging through your head for what it could be. but you don't get a response.

"i- i don't know," you dumbly stutter, genuinely unsure of what to say. abby isn't having it, obviously, because one mlre spank is coming down onto your ass before you know it.

"f- fuck!" you whine brokenly, head rocking back, and bottom sore from each hit abby's given you. she doesn't seem to care.

"yes, you do," she all but growls at you, and you think of your real class all too quickly, like she's your professor. "we went over this. so fucking tell me," she says, and it only makes your abdomen churn more.

and fill with butterflies.

“s- something to do with b- blood pressure, right? c- controlling it? please say yes," you were begging more to yourself than to abby, not even sure where that answer came from.

“mhm, and what else?" she coos, doing what she's done a million times before: moving you halfway up her cock.

"i- i don't know, abs. can't remember," you mutter, and really, how could you by now?

it looks like abby is feeling a little generous this time, because she helps you along. "what’s it do to your body, princess? begins with an 'r',” she asked.

even when your brain begins to fog up with all of the questions in your head, and what's happening besides that, it seems to click for you when abby says the letter 'r.' “r- regulates it? th- the fluid balance?”

“mhm," abby says with a small nod of approval, even kissing your chest this time as a reward.

"there’s my smart girl.”

and it goes on like that forever, question, answer, question, answer. sometimes, you got abby's cock easily. most times, you weren't so lucky.

your eyes are drooping, body aching and face hot as you stutter out the answer to the final card in the deck. once you do, you let out a deep, long exhale, which makes abby chuckle.

"see, pretty girl? wasn't that bad, was it?" abby coos, putting her hand up to cup your cheek. obviously, you want to say no. but after all of this, it was too risky to be bratty to abby. so you shake your head.

and you hadn’t even finished yet.

"n- no, it was—fine," you lie, and abby knows you are. but she doesn't ask about it, knowing full well how much she's done to you already.

"look on the good side.”

“you'll remember better now, won't you?"

└── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┘

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[livingdxadwriter]

Just A Little Taste

Frank (Adam Barrett) x f!reader

Summary: you’re the only one left, and Frank is more the happy to keep you around. Alternative ending where Frank kills everyone else and doesn’t explode

Warnings: explicit sexual content, minors dni, p in v, unprotected sex, creampie, fingering, multiple orgasms, dacryphilia, blood kink (he’s a vampire tf did you expect), degradation, he’s mean to her and she likes it, rough sex (he breaks a table), choking, suffocation kink, implied consent (I think? she consents to it later), explicit language (take a shot every time he says fuck), no use of y/n or physical descriptions, blood, violence, it’s a horror movie idk what to tell you. Read at own caution

I call him Frank throughout the fic, it’s just easier for narrative because he was only ever called Adam like once. It’s also implied in the movie he doesn’t go by Adam anymore so.

WC: 4.8k I’m sorry

A/N: DONT YOU DARE LOOK AT ME. I had to I’m sorry okay??? Not only did I want to fuck this prick the whole movie im actually obsessed with Dan Stevens now so there’s that. But I totally thought about fucking this man the whole movie so I wrote it. To the 5 people that will read this you’re welcome (I’ll see you in hell😘)

For reference I based some characterization bits on this fic by @f1nalboys since I think they wrote Frank perfectly! And I think they rubbed off a little on mine lol

What the fuck did you get yourself into?

Your head was throbbing, your racing heart drumming in your ears. You felt like you were spinning. On your hands and knees on the floor, you were covered in so much blood and guts you felt like tearing your skin off. You didn’t even think it was your own blood. They were all dead. 

This wasn’t what you signed up for.

You were crawling, you didn’t know where you were trying to go, it wasn’t like you could outrun her, or him. You looked behind you to find them in their mayhem. Truly Joey and Abigail were trying, you watched them from a corner���bruised and bloody—as they tried to fight him, maybe kill him. Then you would be next for not helping. But it didn’t look like it mattered. Joey wasn’t moving from where she was impaled, blood gushing from her neck. You couldn’t help the tears that fell from your eyes. You choked out a sob as you tried to force yourself up on your feet. But who were you fucking kidding? You were fucked either way. Abigail would catch you and feed off you slowly before ending your torment. Or Frank would. And truly, you almost wanted Abigail to get you instead. 

“Ah. There you are. Thought I forgot about you?” His sinister words filled your ears and another sob ripped from your throat as you pathetically tried to crawl away, your legs too unstable to even support your weight.

“No.. no.. no.” the shaky words slipped from your throat as more tears spilled from your eyes, a feeling of utter terror and dread settling in your stomach. You actually cried when he effortlessly grabbed one of your ankles and dragged you towards him. “Please!”

“Aw, are you crying?” He mocked you, tilting his head at you, tongue swiping over razor sharp teeth. Blood covered his mouth and chin, down his neck and his eyes were sadistic as he looked over your distressed form. He almost looked in thought, like he wasn’t quite sure what to do with you yet. 

“Just kill me. There's no one else..” You sobbed, looking to the side to find Abigail’s body completely lifeless, limp, black blood pooling around her. You swallowed, your jaw locking tight as you looked up at him in defeat. You just made peace with the fact that this was it. “You won. Just fucking end it.” 

Frank clicked his tongue, amusement mixing with the malice in his expressions and he shook his head. “I like you, y’know. You have such a dirty fuckin’ mouth for such a pretty face. Thought about how to shut you up all night, and I think I figured it out.”

You sucked in a sharp breath, eyes screwed shut when he reached down to grab you. You fully expected him to sink his fangs into your throat and tear it right out, suck you dry until your heart stopped pumping. But he didn’t. You let out a pathetic sound when he grabbed the back of your hair and forced you up on your feet. He forced your head back, giving you no other option but to look at him. 

Frank knew his heart had stopped beating the second fangs grazed his lips, but right now as he watched your face twist with desperation and anticipation of his next move, your soft lips quivering and your big eyes staring back at him, he swore he felt blood pumping in his veins. This thought of your life being completely in his hands, that ultimately you were the only one left, it gave him an indescribable feeling he craved to explore more. He always did enjoy exerting his power over those around him, but this was so different. He felt it even before he turned. 

Something about you was so intoxicating and alluring to him. The second he met you, he knew he wouldn’t let this be the last time he saw you. As much as that defeated the purpose of the no-name, unknown crew thing he had established. The little looks you shot him throughout the night, like he intrigued you, amused you. He caught each and every one. But it wasn’t until you got all up in his face to curse and shout at him about what had gone down with Abigail that he realized that if he died tonight without getting a taste of you he would be real fucking pissed in hell. 

He didn’t want to kill you. No. He wanted to ruin you. Fuck you into nothing. Fuck you until you were useless, nothing more just an outlet for his pleasure. 

“I don’t want to kill you. I wanna keep you, actually. I wouldn’t waste a pretty lil’ thing like you.” His blood stained lips curled up into a sinister smirk that had your stomach turning in ways that would make any sane human being sick. You kept your mouth shut as he leaned down to find your ear, his grip on your hair tightening. “I can think of a couple things you would be so good for.”

“You're going to hypnotize me? Turn me into your personal fuck puppet?” You scoffed through gritted teeth, the idea making your stomach twist and your jaw lock. He laughed, the sound so somber in your ear it made you swallow. He ultimately shook his head, tisking softly at you.

“Jesus, what kind of a fuckin’ animal do you think I am? You have two options here,” he ran his tongue over his lips, blue eyes sharp on yours as his grip loosened. “You can go. You know where the door is. I’ll even give you a head start. But, if I catch you, I’ll fuck you until you pass out.”

Your mouth fell open, shock filling your eyes at his vulgar words. An unsettling heat settled deep within you as the implications of his words sank in. You should not be considering your options. Get the fuck out. It’s that simple. But your mind lingered. He could almost sense your hesitation. This made him smile.

“Don’t act like you weren’t giving me fuck me eyes all night. Clinging to me like a bitch in heat. I bet you would have let me fuck you on the nearest surface of this place if I had tried.” The words he spat flustered you in deep embarrassment. You hated that he wasn’t wrong. You gravitated towards him, caught glimpses of him when you thought he wasn’t looking, you wrapped up his bleeding leg, you refused to leave his side when everyone else chose to split up. But what truly sunk into him was the fact that you refused to fight him, too. You ran with Joey but you didn’t fight him and you didn’t help them, against your better judgment. And you couldn’t deny that.

“So pick one.” He released your hair, taking a step back. You released the breath you were holding and you stared at him, blinking softly, searching for any deceit in his eyes. Maybe he was toying with you. Giving you a false sense of security. He tilted his head at you, amusement and malicious glee circling in his blue eyes as the smirk never left his expression. 

You often listened to your instincts, to your gut. And your gut was telling you to get the fuck out of this place. You swallowed a sob as you ran down a long hallway, your heart pounding in your chest as your feet took you somewhere. But you hesitated, a deep sense of doubt sinking in your head. Something else joined. A feeling you couldn’t quite comprehend but it was strong, and you didn’t want to go out that door. Not really. 

You stopped running. You didn’t know why you stopped. You looked behind you, almost expecting to find him there. A heavy feeling sat in your chest, an eerie sense of anticipation. You could leave right now, pretend none of this ever happened, only a nightmare to hide in the back of your subconscious. But somehow, you didn’t move. Frank didn’t have to spare you, you knew you wouldn’t be able to fight him off on your own even if you tried—you didn’t want to. He was in complete control and he chose you. You weren’t oblivious. 

The smirk on his face only grew wider when he caught you at the end of the hallway, sinister eyes pinning you in place as he approached you. But you weren’t hypnotized, you just didn’t want to run. 

“Well, aren't you full of surprises?” He grabbed your jaw, squeezing your cheeks between his fingers. You didn’t try to fight him.  Your eyes flickered with defiance and curiosity. “Did you even try to run?”

“You were giving me fuck me eyes, too.” You dared to shoot back, and you didn’t miss the way his eyebrows shot up with pleasant surprise. He blew out a chuckle. 

“Yeah, I was.” 

His mouth was on yours as he held your face in place, his tongue slipping into your mouth without shame, razor sharp teeth nicking your lip. You gasped at the stinging sensation, the metallic taste mixing with his mouth. He almost growled at the taste. 

His mouth stayed on yours, not giving you even a second to breathe as he backed you to the nearest wall. You ignored the blood drying on his cool skin and the stickiness of his clothes as you ran your hands up his face until they landed on his disheveled hair. Truth was, the filthiness of it all, how fucked up it all was, it all added to your arousal. You weren’t a saint afterall, and this thrill excited you like nothing ever before. You didn’t know just what he was capable of, that excited you.

“Your stupid heart is beating so fuckin’ fast. Do you want it that bad?” His words were mocking, in a breathy laugh as his lips moved down your jaw. You opened your mouth to reply when he dragged his tongue over your skin to taste the blood staining it. Your eyes rolled softly, your brain shutting off for just a second.

“God, yes.” You breathed out as his hands grabbed at your tits through your shirt. A smirk fell on his lips again as he effortlessly tore the material right in half. You groaned at this, though ultimately your clothes were ruined anyway, but he could have asked, you would have taken it off. “You could’ve taken it off, you know?”

He laughed, shrugging as he dragged his tongue over your collarbone, the ends of his teeth grazing your skin ever so slightly, “I’m not your fuckin’ Prince Charming.”

“Nope, you’re just an asshole.” You bit your lip softly, trying to level your voice as not to sound so out of breath, so desperate, but when he carelessly unzipped your jeans, tugging them down your thighs just enough for him and unceremoniously shoved his hand into your panties, how the fuck could you stay calm?

“Oh, yeah, I’m a fuckin’ asshole,” he lifted his head to watch your mouth fall open and your eyes grow big when his middle finger slipped between your folds and rubbed your wetness on your clit. The sweet moan he pulled from you made him grin with delight. “But I’m a great fuck. Wanna find out sweetheart?”

The only response you gave him was a pathetic moan when he slipped two long fingers into your hole, and he couldn’t help but mock the way your lips parted open in pleasure.

“Oh, I think you do. You’re soaking my fingers and for what? You just wanted this pussy filled and you didn’t care about nothin’ else huh?” He took in the way your eyebrows furrowed and twisted as he slipped his fingers in and out, listened to your soft gasps each time he curled his fingers the right way. And he did it, again, and again. “You should’ve said somethin’. Fuck.. I would’ve.. I would’ve fucked you with my tongue in the bathroom, or bent you over the pool table and filled you with my cock.”

Your walls squeezed his fingers and a sob ripped from your throat at his words. You were begging his name softly, one of your hands flying to wrap around his wrist as he fucked you with his fingers, your release creeping up on you faster than it ever has before.

“Yeah, you’d like that. You just wanted me to take you like a whore, hm?” He slipped and crooked his fingers perfectly, his palm rutting against your clit with each expert flick of his wrist. Your chest was heaving, eyes screwed shut as pathetic sounds fell freely from your lips. But what truly caught his attention was the vein that popped on your neck close to your pulse point, pulsing as blood pumped through your veins. He narrowed his eyes as he focused on it, he could almost hear each thump of your heart, pumping faster the closer you got. It was so human. Something he no longer was. “What's that? You close or somethin’?”

“Uh-huh!” His thumb was on your clit as the sound left your mouth, his fingers pumping and scissoring your cunt wide open until a sob ripped from your throat, your mind going completely blank as your release coated his fingers. You could feel yourself slip down the wall, your legs a shaking mess that couldn’t hold you up any longer, his fingers still deep inside your weeping cunt. But he didn’t stop, he pressed his body against yours, free hand on your hip, forcing your body upright. You sputtered, your nails digging into his wrist as he forced his fingers as far as they could go, drawing out on your pleasure to the point of tears. “Frank, h-hang on.”

The way you sobbed his name made him smirk, his sadistic eyes now on yours. “Aw, is it too much?” He mocked you, his fingers curling just to torture you. You whined, your eyes pleading for mercy. He didn’t have much to give, but he also didn’t have much self control, either. “Ah, you’re right, we can do better than this. Now, should I stuff your dirty mouth, or your soakin’ pussy?”

You pulled your lips into a pout, your eyes big as you stared up at him, as soft gasp pulled from your lips when his fingers left you. You swallowed, the thought of choking on his cock temping your mind, but fuck, you just wanted him to take you, right now.

“I just.. I want you inside me.”

“‘Course you fuckin’ do.” He pulled you off the wall, his grip tight on one arm to keep you standing as he searched around the small walkway. His eyes landed on a table in the corner filled with photo portraits. He was dragging you to it, his free arm knocking over everything on the table before he effortlessly hoisted you onto it. 

He kissed you again as he tore your jeans off your legs all the way, along with your panties, tossing them somewhere behind him to be forgotten. Your shaky hands focused on his clothes next, shoving his jacket off his shoulders and reaching down to unbuckle his belt. His hands joined yours, since you were taking too fucking long fumbling around with his zipper. He shoved his jeans down his thighs just enough, not bothering to take them off all the way. Parting from his lips, you attempted to pull his bloodied shirt over his head, desperately craving to feel his skin. He didn’t deny you, his shirt getting tossed along with his jacket somewhere. 

You didn’t stop him when he pushed you on your back, body flat on the surface and your legs dangled over his torso. Your slick cunt was on full display for him, and he very much appreciated the visual of his doing. He leaned down the slightest bit, forcing your knees to damn near touch your chest as he freed his cock from his boxers. He exhaled sharply, his neck craning to the side as he held back the deep urge to just shove his cock inside you. 

His eyes met yours for a second, a shit eating grin on his face before he looked down to watch as his cock slowly sank into you, disappearing inch by inch within your tight walls. Your jaw fell open, a silent cry leaving you at the sting of his cock. A curse left your lips, eyes screwed shut as you dug your nails into the wooden table beneath you. 

“So fuckin’ tight. Fuck.” He grunted, the sound settling deep within his chest. His pace was grueling from the start, the second he was inside you he was drilling into you. He watched your face with big eyes, lips slightly parted as he reveled in your pain. ”I wanted it so bad. Thought about splitting this pussy wide fuckin’ open all night. Fuck.” 

Sobs spilled from your lips, a string of uh-uh-uh’s filling the empty house. You tried to crawl up the table, give yourself some room from his rough hips at first, but he didn’t particularly appreciate you trying to run away from him. He used his body weight to keep you pinned to the table as he leaned over your body further, his chain now dangling over your face as if to mock you further. 

“Aw, is my cock too much? You can’t take it? You asked for it,” he spat the word accompanied by a particularly sharp thrust that made you cry out. “Please Frank, it hurts.” He mocked your voice, his face above yours. He brought a hand to squeeze your cheeks between his fingers as you nodded tearfully. But you couldn't bring yourself to even try to tell him to stop, let alone try to run away this time, ultimately the pain coursing through you dissolving into blissful pleasure. “Good. I hope it fuckin’ hurts. That’s what a slut like you deserves.” 

With each spiteful word he spat, the intensity of his actions increased. But god did it feel absolutely delicious to be railed this way. You had never felt this way before. So intensely consumed by pleasure and pain that you cried. Tears fell from your eyes just as freely as sobs of pleasure fell from your lips. Frank was more than happy to hear them all. He fucking reveled in it. His lips pulled into a mocking pout at the sight of your tears, but the sight only made his cock twitch. He leaned down to your face, tongue sticking out to lick your tears.

You were shocked, eyes wide and mouth open, but you were more shocked at yourself, at the fact that you liked it. You were covered in blood, not even your blood, he was covered in blood, everyone else was dead and yet here you were, taking his cock like that was your only concern in this world. And the worst part was, you didn’t even mind it all that much. “Ugh, fuck. This is so fucked up.” The words left your lips in a haze, an unconscious thought as your back lifted off the table, a burning heat settling deep within you. You didn’t expect him to hear you. But how could he not? He laughed, his forehead pressed to your wet cheek.

“But you don’t want me to stop, do you?” He pulled back to look at your face, head tilted at you as his hand fell to your neck and his fingers gripped your throat, but he didn’t quite squeeze. He grinned at the way your eyes rolled back as you shook your head as best as his grip allowed you to. “So much for not wanting my hand on your throat.” 

He mocked you once again, laughing at the irony. He remembered your words from much earlier in the night--I swear if you put your hand on my throat next I will cut it off. A twisted smile formed on his lips at the thought, his fingers tightening around your throat. He wondered if you still had your switchblade on you. Would you stab him if he squeezed too hard? He would probably enjoy it if you did. 

You weren’t sure when the air started to leave your lungs, or when the room started to spin. You were dizzy, blood rushing to your face as his fingers dug into your neck. You weren’t sure what you felt more, the bruising around your throat or his cock bruising your cervix. Either way, the feeling was unbearable, overwhelming. You could feel consciousness start to leave you, your chest heaving with panic. Would he keep fucking you even if you passed out? You guessed it wouldn’t matter too much to him if you did. All you were hoping for is that you didn’t pass out before your release. Your pulse slowed, he could see it. It amused him to watch the way your heartbeat slowed, your face untwisting as you slowly slipped. His fingers released your throat, a loud gasp leaving your lips as your head spinned. 

“Fuuck—God—Fu—” breathy incoherent words spilled from your lips, your thoughts blurred as you came. The thought of someone pushing your limits to such extreme, it pumped adrenaline through your veins, rushed dopamine through your fucked up brain. You clung to him, nails dragging down his back as you turned into a shaking, sobbing mess. 

“The fuck was that? Shit, did you just come?” Frank asked, a laugh of disbelief leaving him as he looked down to see his cock glistening with your release as he slipped in and out of you with ease.

“Mhm!” You nodded, only a high pitched noise leaving you, too incoherent and cock-drunk to even form a thought. You expected him to slow down at some point, for his relentless movements to falter, but somehow the thought of you falling apart without even so much as a warning got him going even more.

“Who the fuck said you could do that, hm?” He spat, a grunt leaving him as he rutted his hips against you. The sting of his cock so deep you swore you could feel him in your cervix. You whined, attempting to ground yourself with a grip on the table. You could hear the frail wood creak under you. 

“Frank—” You warned him, attempting to sit up to take some weight off the table, but it didn’t make much of a difference, the small table finally breaking under Frank’s harsh movements. You expected to hit your head on the ground, and you braced yourself for it, but you only felt the impact on your back. 

One of Frank’s hands held the back of your head, cradling it almost, the other was braced on the floor as he tried to take as much of the impact as possible. You heard him laugh next to your ear and you groaned, cursing at him under your breath.

“Motherfucker, I’m not a goddamn ragdoll.” You groaned, wincing softly as you lifted your back off the broken wooden chunks beneath you.

“Shit, my bad. I’ve never fucked while being a vampire, alright? I don’t know how this shit works.” He shrugged, unbothered as his cock still sat hot and heavy inside you. He looked at you, eyes playful as his lips curved into a grin. “You okay?”

“Uh yeah, think so.”

“Good. Up you go then.” You didn’t have time to ask him what he meant, before your brain could process it, he was moving you both around. He sat on the back of his knees as he sat you on his lap. Not that you would do much up there, but he figured it’d be less painful than the hard cool floor. 

He wrapped one arm around your waist, holding you against his chest. He grabbed your face with his other hand, pulling you to meet his eager mouth as he snapped up his hips. He swallowed the sound he enticed from your throat as your body bounced in his grip. You threw your arms over his shoulders, holding on to him for dear life as he split you open with his cock—again. You couldn’t believe you already wanted to come again, shameless sobs spilling from your throat as your chest heaved, heart pounding so loud you swore you could hear it. Were vampire pheromones a thing? Not that you could actually think of anything right now, not with how good he was making you feel. 

“Oh, I know what that means. You wanna come again, huh?” He grabbed your face, squeezing your cheeks between his fingers how he liked to do. You were nodding, eyes big and watery with tears. He found it so amusing how easily he could make you go from all talk and attitude to pathetic and fucked out. And deep down, you liked it, too. It was often exhausting to pretend all the time. “Oh, I know, baby. I want you to come all over my cock again.”

And it wasn’t a request, he slipped his hand between your bodies and your head fell on his shoulder, gasping softly when pressed his thumb to your swollen clit. You didn’t have to think too hard, the painful stretch of his cock was enough, but the second he played with your clit you were done for. You were sobbing as your third orgasm hit you, tears spilling from your eyes once again.

“Aw, well aren’t you a good girl? C’mere, look at me,” his hand left your sensitive clit to lace around your hair forcing your head up. His eyes were on yours, tongue licking over his razor sharp teeth as he fucked you through your high, now chasing his own. “You want me to fill you up? That’s what you wanted, right? Just wanted me to take you and use you like some whore? Well you better fuckin’ take it like one.”

His name fell from your lips quietly, almost pleading as he forced your head to the side, exposing your neck to him, your ripped up shirt long forgotten in the mindless dance of clothes. You knew what devious thought was in his head, and like you read his mind, he sunk his teeth into your flesh. A strained whine left your throat, your fingers digging into his back as he savored your blood. He groaned, riveting in the feeling of your cunt clenching around his cock as he fed. And it was that sweet taste of your blood that made him fall apart. A deep grunt settled in his chest as he spilled inside you, only releasing your shoulder when he felt his release seep out of your cunt.

A shaky gasp left your lips when he let go, a feeling of relief sitting on your chest when he didn’t suck you dry. You had fully expected him to feed until your body was lifeless. Ultimately he had already fucked whatever this was out of his system. But he didn’t. He gave you no time to comment on this, without a word he kissed you, your blood still coating his mouth. 

“Ugh, Jesus,” you grimaced, blood now coating your lips. He smirked at you, lips parted to flash you his teeth as he took in the way your face twisted in disgust. Still tangled up in each other, still clinging to him on his lap, you watched as swiped his finger over the streak of blood dripping from your shoulder. And your eyes never left him as he savored the taste of you, his chest rising and falling with delight. A strange feeling sank in your chest as your senses returned to you, and you suddenly felt painfully self-aware. “Are you going to finish feeding off me now that you got what you wanted?”

“You truly are a dumb little girl, huh?” He mocked you, laughing softly, a second laugh erupting from his chest at the way you narrowed your eyes at him with a glare. “If I had wanted to kill you I would have. You’re not the only pussy in this city y’know.”

“You are such an asshole.” You rolled your eyes, the intimacy and the slight bit of vulnerability in the moment slipping from you, and you aimed to get up, suddenly feeling a little embarrassed and flustered. But he didn’t allow you to. He kept his arm on your torso and he gripped your face between his fingers, forcing you to look at him.

“And you’re a fuckin’ brat. Now that we have established that, I think we can come to an understanding. We’re the only ones left for a reason, so let’s take advantage of that, yeah? If you let me, I’ll take care of you.” 

You wouldn’t mind that. You wouldn’t mind that at all. You were an adrenaline junkie afterall, and what could be more adrenaline inducing than fucking a new-turned vampire?

“I think we could figure something out.”

[biancasaidstfu]

same anon agian about the backgrid. I guess I don't get it. Is she wanting the Jake narrative because they are together? Because I guess I can't wrap my head around the whole NY thing when she got mad about the video of the play because she was with Jake which isn't any different from the backgrid pics that she or someone from her team set up. Plus I don't know why I never thought of her only being spotted and papped with Jake. Obviously if she doesn't want to be seen or photographed she isn't if you think about it's only with Jake like why did it take me so long to put that together idk I guess I'm slow and it took that tik tok video lol only because no offense to Jake but JVN is more well known then him and there was not one single papped Pic of them out together only things they posted themselves. Was Luke's coffee Pic from backgrid? Like help me with this I'm not getting what she's doing. Is it to say yes they are together or she just wants people to think that?

The NYC incident and the pap pics from backgrid are two completely different things. People try and use the NYC incident and the story post about filming strangers against her when we have multiple backgrid pap walks, but you just can’t compare.

The NYC incident was due to someone posting her location online during the intermission of a theatre production. A fan proceeds to show up and wait OUTSIDE of the theatre with their camera ready. She got a pic of them walking out, and two videos of them clearly walking away and looking like they were trying to to get tf away. This was a case of someone showing up to her location purely because they saw where she was online and then giving the video to multiple people to post like it was just a random encounter. This is a very big safety issue and it was likely coordinated for this girl to go out and get video for a group chat which is why Tif was one of the first people to post it.

The pap pics from backgrid show a progression of them getting into a position. They start apart, then they’re holding hands, arms around each other, very clearly aware of the camera that’s on them. It’s an act. This was after NYC (if the 10/16 capture date is to be believed) and there was zero story post about filming people following that incident.

There’s a reason why she’s only getting papped with Jake. There’s a reason why these pap pics are ambiguous enough that some people truly believe they’re dating.

She preaches on privacy. Wanting to keep things private. But she hasn’t been shy about being on camera with Jake, has she? If she wanted to keep her relationship private, why is she skipping down alleyways and cuddling up to her friend and making it VERY obvious she knows a camera is on her capturing every moment?

You have to be able to read between the lines here. You have to be able to recognize that everything with Jake directly contradicts her words.

That’s because her words don’t pertain to Jake. They’re referring to something/someone else. Whether you believe that’s Luke or not is up to you, but it’s very obviously someone other than Jake.

[da-shrimping-station]

Here is a shrimpy rambling about the Butler sprites for the April Fool's event 🦐

GAWD DAMN THEY BROUGHT OUT THE ENTIRE BAKERY WITH THOSE SPRITES

On a more serious(?) note, the sprites remind me of the Summer Raphael card. They're not L grade levels of rendering but they don't match the S grade card art style either. Naturally, I would assume they are S+ cards.

They will probably be acquired the same way as Summer Rara too: by purchasing a ticket with the code at the pop up venue. While I do get the marketing strat of lowkey forcing people to actually go to the venue to not only buy the code but also the physical merch, I hope PB wouldn't make much of a fuss about people reselling codes to people who really want the cards but aren't able to go to the pop up event.

So about the sprites! I don't think they are AI. That's just my opinion. Seeing the full body ones and looking through all of it from top to bottom (as respectfully as I could lol) they just suffer a bit of wonky-ness that all WHB sprites suffer. I don't wanna fault the artists since they've probably done the best they could. They gave us really good cakes after all. It could be from management's side of things or whoever is in charge of the art department.

Remember: the artists can give it their all but at the end of the day, management has the final say in things. Which sucks ass but that's the reality of things.

Besides, I think PB is smart enough to realise that using AI for their sprites would be like taking a shotgun to their own foot and ruin whatever's left of the players' goodwill. I hope.

MY BEEF!

The sprites are good but not perfect. There are glaring issues that we've seen and pointed out. Most of these are just stuff I personally have beef with.

1. Beel's skin tone.

Good god they massacred him. That is not Beel. Who the fuck is that man. I'm so happy the fandom agrees they fumbled this so bad. Putting up my edit beside it to preserve my sanity /hj

2. The poses and the proportions.

They're a hit or miss. Satan and Beel have the best poses imo. Mammon's is a bit fruity. Levi's and Belphie's is fine enough. Asmo's being a tease with the little butt grab. But Lucifer? Bro is your back alright???

And the butts...yeah idk how Beel's got the biggest and roundest. Oddly enough I think Belphie's got the most proportionate butt.

3. The difference in the rendering of their faces

Lookie at this:

Look how the rendering becomes more and more....simplified? as we go through the Kings in order of release. The main 4 is fine. Beel and Satan arguably have the better rendering with the lighting in their faces and hair. (i fucking hate using the unedited Beel sprite cuz of the skintone but im trying to make a point here)

Lucifer's is so-so but then we get to Belphie and Asmo....they got done dirty 💀 it's like the artist ran out of steam or smth.

I feel disappointed but not surprised kinda.

5. Asmo's hair

Just like Beel's skin tone, WHERE TF DID IT GO???? WDYM WE GET A LIMP ASS PONYTAIL FOR HIM???

Man where did all that hair go 💀 also did they make him paler??? like,,,how is that even possible

What in "Hell" is Bad's main selling point are the characters we simp and thirst over. PB should give great care when it comes to their art for them. I'm fine with average quality for the art but what I'm looking for is consistency. And for them to forget such a crucial feature like skintone, it really tilts me so bad. I can excuse the hair. You can argue that it's a different hairstyle but skintone??? I'm sure as fuck the artists have and can use a crap ton of references when they draw the character. So why the fuck did Beel's sprite turn out like that.

And then there's the inconsistency with the rendering. Idk what's going on during the art process but srsly....the difference is off putting, to me at least. Belphie's and Asmo's ass and clothes are more rendered than their faces.

At this point it's more of a Quality Assurance thing. Can PB get someone to review the art before it gets released or smth 💀 gotta make sure it's all yk, fucking consistent to all the art released so far

If you've made it this far, thank you for taking your time to listen/read to this shrimp's rambling about the demon porn game🙏

[phantasmicfish]

Long ranty list of stuff that majorly Sucked in s4 of tua:

- number one thing I loathe is the convenient way tua got their powers back. We get this brief vignette of them without their powers in episode 1, and then by the end of the episode they conveniently find the marigold and *voila* have powers. Where were the stakes? The consequences? Show me TUA struggling to adjust to powerless life. Five annoyed that he has to use the stairs to climb a four story building. Diego failing to chop expertly w knives. Luther struggling to open jars idk give me something. Don’t just do a six year time skip and ignore the mundane!

- Adding onto ^ that I feel like it would make more sense to me if we saw TUA without their powers for maybe 3 eps in s4, and they go through a mini Journey to get them back. Instead it’s like the entire hook of the s3 finale is immediately resolved in episode 1, it annoys me to no end

- Five working for the CIA I sorta get… cuz it’s sorta what he did with The Commission. So now unmoored and powerless he’d probably go back to that lifestyle. But Five, paranoid violent genius in the room Five, not noticing the completely obvious umbrella tattoo on his boss’ wrist?

- Jennifer being introduced, immediately shrugging off the fact that her entire town was murdered/a Truman Show sham, and joining Ben with basically zero questions

- Jennifer getting no character arc beyond she was born in a squid and she loves Ben

- Getting zero recognition that Reginald is an alien. Like. Hello?? You just found out your pos father is AN ALIEN! Are the siblings seriously not going to talk about this

- Also what year is s4 set in. Why do they always dial rotary phones but mention cryptocurrency? What is this universe where everybody knows Reginald and he’s colloquially referred to as “the elite?” Are Reginald and Abigail the… President and Vice President? King and Queen? Just some people who started a massive corporation and got rich?

- No mention of Grace is criminal. It would have made waaaaay more sense if the lady who played Abigail was actually played by Grace. And it would add some heart to Reginald as a character too. Otherwise, instead of secretly loving Grace his alien wife, Grace is just some woman who was alive in the 60s and Reginald made a replica robot mom of her in 2019. For some reason. Idk I feel like the puzzle pieces were all laid out and for some reason TUA writers did not assemble them

- No mention of Pogo or Ray is also incredibly disappointing. Allison betrayed her siblings in order to be with Claire AND with Ray in one universe, but he’s not even in s4. Why even include him in the end of s3 then

- Okay maybe I’m pulling a blank but who tf is Quinn? How does he know Klaus? Why does he hate Klaus so much?

- Why does Claire know Klaus is immortal? Why is she all of sudden cool w her mom having eye glowy powers? You have no questions about that Claire huh…

- It also made sense to me that Lila and Diego would hate domestic life… and to me it seemed like even introducing their kids (not one, but three) was sort of silly. We only really saw Grace at the birthday party and then it seemed like Lila and Diego would forget and then remember their kids existed at weird parts

- Five and Lila giving up searching for a way out of the subway stations six years in seemed sus. Yes, take a break/eat strawberries but why would you stop searching for a way back? You’re supposed to be the best agents in the commission so like… where did that grit/determination go

- Ben dying and being mutated with zero understanding of what was happening to him… just sucked

[cupcakewebkinz]

hellooo you finally get to find out why i asked for shelly and vees outfit descriptions lol

(also a little sidenote i tend to hyperfixate super hard on aus / media in general that i think are cool for a little while and im pretty sure thats whats goin on here lol. when tisms collide /j)

OKAY SO UHHHH i had this idea like. a week ago atp? of like. what if the caretaker shanon versions of shelly and vee were actually in the game. and they had their own unique abilities and stuff

SO HERE THEY ARE :D (several sidenotes here- 1. i dont ever really do traditional art so some things look a little jank lol, and 2. i meant to finish these a couple days ago but it took a weirdly long time for me to get the sticky notes lol. OKOK HERES THE ART-)

OK SO THERES A LOT GOING ON HERE !! first off i based these two (mostly) off the early au events, mostly cuz the ideas i had for their abilities are generally referencing that era, so i thought itd be fitting

okay i. i wanna explain all the references in these cuz i think its really neat..

i dont think vees active ability needs explaining lol but her passive is inspired by her whole plot of learning to let herself explore the world more (more specifically that one fic where she finds the guitar, its where the name comes from)

👆 this is also what her trinkets from !! its shanons old guitar !!

"space nerd" skin is referencing the outfit post and how shes, well, a space nerd. "anxious proposal" is referencing the fic where vee proposes, and "rain walk" is referencing, well, their walk in the rain from the very beginning. (ykw the skins are kinda self explanatory too lol)

this wasnt intentional when i was picking which outfits to use for the skins, but i think they also contribute to the general theme of vee coming out of her shell here- new interests she was never supposed to have, love she wasnt supposed to feel, and a world she was never supposed to experience for herself. idk i think its neat :]c fuck you delilah

okay shellys abilities are something im also rlly proud of- her active is based on the og post and how much of a spectacle shelly was, and then how everyone chilled tf out after a while

i also rlly wanted to emphasize how much of a team player she is, and how much she does for her friends. her active isnt rlly great for distracting- its main purpose is to pull twisteds off of someone if theyre about to die/lose health, and her passive is also mainly to help out her teammates.

her trinket is also from the fic where vee finds the guitar! i knew i wanted it to be a dino plushie of some sort (to emphasize the previous pint, but also to add in her love of sewing) and i eventually decided itd be fitting to make it the little pterodactyl she made for vee in that fic :]

"surprise party" skin is from the birthday fic, "mama's girl" is from the mothers day fic (fun fact i used that pose so i didnt have to design the sweater LOL), and "expert digger" is from the outfit post, again all pretty self explanetory

and i think thats it !! just wanted to share this little idea, hope you have a great rest of your day/night/whatever ^^

DUDE I WENT WET BEAST MODE AND SCREAMED LIKE A BANSHEE THEN STARTED COUGHING LIKE MAD AND I THINK I LOST MY VOICE LOL

THIS IS LIKE- SO FUCKING COOL OH MY GOD-

I LOVE HOW MUCH OF SHANON IS IMPRINTED ON THESE TWO TOO- LIKE HER GUITAR- THE VALIDATION THEY BOTH FEEL FROM HER GENUINELY CARING- VEES FUCKING ABILITY OH MY GOLF CARTS I'M SPIRALLING-

(In the best way ofc)

MAMA'S BABY GIRL AWWGHGHGHGH-

SHE IS MAMA'S GIRL OHHHH MY GOOOOOOD

I'M SHAKING SO HARD SOMEONE HOLD ME

PLEASE

THE WAY THE EVERYTHING WORKS AND FITS THEM BOTH SO WELL

THE SMALL DETAILS LIKE THE HEART LOCKET ON SHELLY AND GLISTEN'S BOW ON VEE-

THEIR RINGS-

THE REFERENCES TO THINGS I DIDN'T EVEN THINK PEOPLE NOTICED-

I'M GOING TO EXPLODE I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS OH MY GOLFBALLS

DUDE THIS IS SICK I NEVER THOUGHT

I

I AM SPEECHLESS I NEVER THOUGHT I'D EVER INSPIRE ANYTHING LIKE THIS-

NO AMOUNT OF WORDS COULD EXPRESS HOW GRATEFUL I AM OH MY WORMS, I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, I LOVE ALL THE DETAILS AND I LOVE JUST- EVERYTHING- OUGH I'M SO FERAL

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER MAN THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH I'M SERIOUSLY SHAKING FROM HOW FLATTERED I AM SOMEONE WOULD MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR ME-

OH MY BABIESSSSS

I'M SO FERAL RN I'M GOING TO GO ZOOMIES UNTIL I EXPLODE!!! /pos

[zaynes-nieve]

Spoilers for all of Thorns Under the Moon

Back into Aether core lore. Let's go!!!

We got some new hunter models

Bruhhhh, even Carter's model looks slimey 😭

Zayne did not want me to take those flowers lmfao. Not that I would. Who tries to poach people's patients wtf

Yeahh we already know Carter is batshit insane.

This entire scenario is a little too much like Finding Tobias 😭

Greyson showing us the videos of the hospital and this dimensional Wanderer is making so obvious we about to isekaied into DawnBreaker world bruh.

I'm tried of people playing god with these protocores especially cause Astra is an asshole 😭

Yooo Zayne and Greyson in scrubs???? My man is great with his hands lmfaoo. No but fr really good surgeon ten out of ten, no one is better than my boy Zayne.

God damn these metafluxes wtffff. Where tf is this Wanderer.

Not the Wanderer taking out a sandwich. What do you mean he woke up???? Ain't no way he is awake already. Wtf is Xander Sciences doing???

This man is raving mad. Wtf is the dawn breaker world. Is it an alternative universe? A spliting timeline? In the future? In the past? Now yall telling me it's a protocore dream?

Oh shit we finally fighting this Wanderer? Or we getting....yup we got isekaied now the question is...

Dude is that Zayne or Zayne.

Cause he is wearing the Dawnbreaker fit. I think he is straight up lying to my face rn. He is trying to pretend that he is our Zayne. Or is it our Zayne stuck in Dawn Breaker. Or are we not even in Dawn Breaker world just Zaynes dream.

Bruh this dreamception is too big brain for me at 8 am in the morning.

This is definitely Dawn Breakers house. It's got those weird energy drinks. But Our Zayne could have easily seen this just like Dawn Breaker could see our Zaynes life. Idk anymore.

Lying about the chocolate is crazy work. Not carrot flavored 🥕🍫

I'm like 85% certain this is Dawn Breaker. He is just slightly enough different to be not our Zayne at least fully. But the dark ice and light ice is confusing me again. Are they merged in this one? Cause William is our Zayne, but George and his mother is Dawn Breaker

Also this resonance isn't it. To me it doesn't look like it's working very well. Especially when It looks like we got knocked out cause of it. Also he is taking the ice from us. So is it like an Astra thing or when we do that resonance to take the ice from Zayne we end up taking it for ourselves?

Also, I haven't fought with a non-exclusive companion in so long. Seeing the Dawnbreaker fighting set is crazy again XD. Just make him an exclusive set, too, with the myth story I beg 🙏🏾

It's implied that we know that that wasn't our Zayne. So I guess that was Dawn Breaker. It isn't the first time that they've made reference to the fact that we can recognize Dawn Breaker as separate from our Dr.Zayne either. But Zayne was also sucked into the protofield, too.

Zayne needs his rest. I hope he won't have anymore nightmares 😔

Ain't no way that Wanderer was summoned by that fucking tool, are you kidding me??? Bruh when I get my hands on Carter, Xander Scicnes and fuckign Ever. I swear I'm pulling up with a demolition squad.

[bakiuwu]

Kinda crazy how the crossover proves why there shouldn't have been one in the first place. Baki and kengen are very different but constantly get grouper together. Like yea, there might be a few similarities/references when it comes to kengen with baki, but like they are both so different, especially for them to take place in the same universe. Like the shit with pickle, so no one on the kengan side heard of pickle even tho everyone in the world was aware of his existence????

There's just so many things wrong with that crossover Like can't get over the fact these mfs barely interact with eachother, everyone's fucking personality was water down and mfs were just cardboard cut outs OR MISCHARACTERIZE SO FUCKING BAD LIKE JACK AND SOME OTHERS, LIKE THEY WAYER DOWN SO MANY BITCHES ITS NOT FUNNY ESPECIALLY JUN like I don't know much about kengan characters but i know DAMN WELL his ass would had been more active then what he was honestly same for everyone.

Like imagine after he said "thoes guys are scary looking" he would follow it up with ".....im go talk to them" then proceed to go over there IDK SOMETHING LIKE he coukd had try placing a bet on who said is gonna win....idk katou could had join in on it THEN THEY ALL COULD HAD INTRO THEMSELVES TO EACHOTHER AND GIVE INTRESTING COMENTSRY MAN IDK I JUST WANTED THESE FUCKERS TO ACTUALLY TALK TO EACHOTHER BUT WAIT THAG ACTUALLY REQUIRES CHARACTER WRITING. It's like Netflix didn't know how to handle two big groups of characters who all have big personalities so they just said fuck it and Sedated everyone.

Another thing....how come characters of the same series weren't interacting with each other??? Like doppo was just off by himself same for shibakuwa...like why and nobody talking to baki like at ALL was very odd to me its like if characters were assigned a role they wasnt allowed to interact with another character outside that role, like how come doppo wasn't sitting with katsumi and the others???....how come katsumi didn't interact with saw ping that would been interesting because ya know both of their dads fought.....but no know of tha....nothing for this to be a crossover bitches weren't really crossing over...I'm sorry but nobody talking to baki really bothers me

Also kinda crazy how the movie did the two things I BEG TO NOT HAPPEN LIKE WTF

the sence with kurhea and the other guy was kinda funny but annoying cause the movie link them together cause they're both doctors....okay and? Theyre still too very different characters....also really they went to med school together....okay that's it, AND YOU DONT SEE THEM AGAIN. WHAT WAS THE POINT. I thought they was gonna to be helping heal people, like there could have been a funny scene of them fighting over who's way the best way of healing a patient...idk man.

Oliva and Julius moments were funny but also annoyed me when I found out they was pair together due to them both using brute strength....like okay

Shibakuwa and the one guy interactions were werid, he was so out of character LIKE WHY WAS HE ANNOYED BY HIM LIKE WTF ALSO REALLY THERE INTERACING BECAUSE OF AKI

Gaia and fucking M's moments were..... disappointing asf, they mischaracterize tf outta gaia like???? SO GAIA WHOLE THING IS SCREAMINF HUH? THATS WHAT YAL GOT FROM HIM LIKE WTF MADE YALL THINK THE FIRST THING HE WOULD DO WAS SCREAM AT A GUY HE IS AWAERE IS FUCKING BLIND ARE YOU DEAD ASS LIKE?????

ALSO WHY ARE THEY SECURITY, ALSO WOWWWW THEY ARE PAIR TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY BOTH DEAL WITH MILTARY SHIT WOOOOOWWW SO CREATIVE

*sigh* I think the most disappointing one was baki and ohma I wanted them to be silly besties so bad but Netflix literally gave me nothing ALL THEY DID WAS STARE AT EACHOTHER AND LOOK AWAY LIKE WHERE WAS THE FUNNY MOMENTZ LIKE WTF, ALSO THE "your just like me" FUCK OFF YALL GAVE THESE TWO NOTHING

How did yall fumble these interactions so bad....also Jack being water-down to "guy who does drugs".....really piss me off and the fact they couldnt make a original fight for him and raian says alot like they fucked him over so bad....im not over this.

The movie was made to fucking quick it need more time and actually writing before being released. It's also so clear how they didn't want to hurt anyone's fucking feelings so they made sure it was only 3 fights so it could be fair and end on a fuck ass draw.....bullshit like I was hoping to GOD it would end on everyone going to eat but nope....nothing

Also, pickle being there was so???? Unneeded like It felt out of place like the moment between him and ohma was kinda cute but like okay? After that he just left and no one from kengan seem...to give a fuck tha he was a caveman/ seem to notice....okay

ALSO im sure this takes place after the father and son fight (cause they reference the face baki made during his fight with yujiro) so having pickle interrupted the fight was so????? Especially if he learn his manners when baki scold him for trying to interrupted his......hmm a

Also yujiros moment felt a little off cause like don't get me wrong, his moments were fun, but like the way he just left cause him and the guy got screamed at for "ruining"the fun like???? IT was funny but so rushed, also him knowing the niko style..."So you're the one that guy he taught that style to." okay....also, his interactions with the other guy were weak as shit

Last thing....this shit....

PISSED ME OFF SO BAD AT FCUJING FIRST I WAS HAPPY VERY HAPPY BUT THEN WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT......THIS DOENSNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE ITS LIKE THEY JUST PUT THEM JN TIT JUST TO PUT THEM IN IT OMFG WHA WAS THE POINT??? LIKE SPEC IS CANONLY IN A FUCKIN COMA, DORIAN IS NOT MENTALLY THERE SO WHO TF BROKE HIM OUT, WHEN TF DID DOLYE BREAK OUT??? THE ONLY ONES WHO ARE CANONLY OUT ARE SKIORSKY AND YANGI BUT EVEB THEN WHY WOULD THEY FUCKING GROUP UP??? JUST TO FIGHT THIS GUY ALSO....REALLY PAIRIG UP THE GUY WHO IS ALL ABOUT JUSTICE WHITH THE CONVICTS WOWWWWW HOW CREATIVE.....omfg this is so stupid also WHY SKIORSKY AND DORIAN THE DAME HEIGHT AS SPEC???. LIKE DUDE

(Like a small part of this is funny cause they dont have a clue in the world skiorsky is living hjs besr life in a small apartment with his boyfriend, also like to imagine skiorsky was here cause he was picking up gaia.....)

yea ....it took me less then 24 hours that day to realize how much I hated this shit

[hausofmamadas]

SE LA ARRANCA A MORDIDAS | mystery of Amado's anonymous lady-hustlers, solved

⁂

Holy father who art in heaven, do I have some fucking cracked ass head-canon nonsense for us to👏🏽 day👏🏽 …………….. let’s get to it shall we??

so idk if anyone anyone being the largely nonexistent narcos fandom aka the void Im speaking into remembers that one scene from Narcos in S3 where sleazy!OG!Amado told that one story about those sex workers who robbed him blind, mid-mamadita?

anyone ..... no?

dwdwdw that's okay bc I brought some visual aids to assist in our collective remembrance of this glorious occasion

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The scene starts like this: 👇

Okay, yeah, right? legendary? legendary. just truly legendary behavior skfjskj on all fronts. but the identities of these social justice warriors— no wait activists— no wait, crusad— er no, patriarchy demolishers? iconic crimies with a penchant for for mid-fellatic felonies like armed robbery have been completely anonymous thus far.

…………… until now.

Bc as always, Narcoverse papis Doug Miro, Andrés Baiz, and Carlo Bernard, never fail to fill in the blanks except when they do cause Griselda left a lot to be desired and this is arguably the best ep of the show which, yeah. it’s never ideal when the best ep of a 6ep limited series is the 2nd one si me entiendes😬😬😬 but we digress because im 99.99999999999999% sure if these two sex workers from Griselda aren’t also the two legends who hustled Amado’s dick money out his pants pockets without having to fire so much as a single shot, I’m fairly certain they’re at least inspired by and carrying the torch aka bottling and distilling that Big Dick Energy to perfection of those brave women.

What gave me this idea? So glad you asked dear reader you didn’t but we’ll just pretend you did cause this my haus KEKW…. No like even I rolled my eyes at my own self for that but i couldn’t refrain either.

It all happened when I was nursing my new obsession with a one, Mr. Darío Sepúlveda a name I would most certainly believe to be fucking fake were he not an irl human bean.

👇👇 THIS slice of sweet, cherry pie right tf here

And I stumbled upon this one specific part, where the look on this chick’s face is SO FUCKINGKDHDHDGWVE SIMILAR to Amado’s face, when he’s explaining 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇how the burgling commences when the gurgling is interrupted by with an uncomfortable silence, as this chick proceeds to, hog still in mouth, cease any and all throat activity and fuckingskdfjskl just stare. up. at. him.

all 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

Like tell me homegirl’s face here👇👇 👇👇 doesn’t look just like it????????????

YOU CANTSJSHSJSHWUS YOU cANT. EVIDENCE IS IRREFUTABLE.

Anyway. Movingright along.

So, if aforementioned homegirl is the 🙇🏻‍♀️ from la historia del grande señor de los cielos, then that makes this ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ ... homegirl’s accomplice

with the👇👇sidearm

and like the general only slightly subtle "I eat dicks like urs for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a midnight snack" vibes that this duo is serving throughout but esp below bc never will I ever not refer to a fuckboy as mancito from now until I'm in my grave alsdkjfa like MANCITO. THE WAY SHE SAYS IT WITH SUCH ALSKDJFKS CONTEMPT, CAN YOU STAND IT????? makes it so clear in my mind's eye how they could 100000000000%% be the unnamed heroes thieves from Amado's little story

also full 180 just on the low but can we all moment of silence for this 👇👇 FUCKINGSDLDFJ LOOK ON DARIO'S FACE WHEN SHE CORRECTS HIM, "quien te dijo eso? ... un mancito?" LIKE HE FUCKIGNSLDFKJSLKJ KNOWS, HE KNOWS HE HAS ERRED ON THIS PATH, HE KNOWS HE CANNOT PASS GO, CANNOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS AND HE HAS THE GOOD SENSE TO BE GRACIOUS ABOUT IT AND IMAS;DFLIJA;LWEJF;KAJWE;FAKJ; SFUCKINGS DFKLJSLDF JA;K CRYING, SCREAMING, THROWING UP, INCONSOLABLE. LIKE LOOK. AT THIS. OKAY, THAT A MAN, NO MANCITO

*smacks own face, jiggles head back and forth, takes deep breath* anyway.... back to the story

and this is where this prob super unhinged really solidifies bc let's join hands class and pledge alliegance to the most impressive and noteworthy alpha but in the most non-cringe way assertion of dominance I have ever fucking witnessed in all my days. Like, legit the next time i'm into a dude the way i say this like it's not an 'if' bc RIP to my love life lbr fuck all that playing coy, fuck all that flirting. We just gonna get right to the point bc imma climb all over his lap, purr in his face, and ask about his hobbies like it's the 1978 equivalent of a Hinge profile SKSKKSK

and the next time I am spurned I will absolutely grab his junk in a naked hahahaksdjfk grab for a proper leash power to gain the upper hand in the situation and shame any and all menfolk who claim to not like me bc I'm not their 'type.' which like sksjsjsjs admittedly poor Dario just said that as a pretense to get the chisme from the chick who hates Grislenda bc the look of unconcealed regret on his face when Mistress Mamma Crotch Snatcher Morton gets up seems like a good indicator he would've paid to play with his balls

BUT LIKE SIDE BY SIDE WITH AMADO GETTING TO THE metaphorical CLIMAX bc I sincerely doubt they let him bust, mid-robbery OF HIS STORY, CAN WE NOT SEE HOW CLEARLY THESE TWO WOMEN WERE THE ONES WHO JACKED AMADO OFF– NO WAIT THEY DECIDEDLY DID NOT DO THAT ALL OF AMADO’S SHIT, LIKE CAUGHT PAPI WITH HIS ACTUAL PANTS DOWN SKSJSB

and lest any of us were convinced that Lady "Hijueputa Mandona Esa" who hates Griselda wasn't the one holding the gun on Toque, telling Amado she's gonna have her friend chew clear through his disco stick like some froot by the foot, please refer to exhibit B here ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️where she's manspreading for jesus in these fucking hot pants. I mean try to tell me that ain't power. c'mon

AND THEN THE WAY SHE FUCKINGSLDFKJSL HUSTLES DARIO FOR EXTRA CASH, ALL "you gotta pay me more than that pittance bc yeah, she were a mouthy bitch but I didn't hate her that bad" ensuring he had no choice but to leave a tip, just like our pobre mujeriego, himbo extraordinaire, Sleazy!OG!Amado

And if this isn't the most iconic reminder to tip your servers, folks which everyone should be doing already I truly don't know what is.

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[quibbs126]

So I also ended up making this this afternoon

So basically the story behind this is that I decided “eh screw it, I said I’d try making that megop kid idea, might as well try making some helm designs to start out with”. And I made a bit of one for TF One, though specifically inspired by their cogless designs since I’ve drawn them a fair bit

But then it dawned on me that outside of TF One, I haven’t actually drawn that many Megatron and Optimus designs. Like I drew Animated Optimus like a couple times when I was starting out, but that’s it. And also the idea itself doesn’t really work with TF One, since as it stands the war hasn’t technically even broke out yet. It works far more in a series where it’s actually been happening

So I figured, I should start at the basics and get myself some practice on g1 Megatron and Optimus, since you know, they’re the classic designs

Also side note on g1 that isn’t really related but I wanted to add in anyways, today I got the complete set of the g1 cartoon (minus the movie but that’s okay). It was a Christmas present that was supposed to come earlier but finally came in today. And I learned my PS4 can play Blu-Rays (which really shouldn’t be a surprise, I’m aware that’s what made the PS2 sell so well, but I didn’t realize they kept doing it), so that means I am now able to watch g1 on an actual TV, legally, with presumably higher quality, and possibly even subtitles

So you know, I’m doing pretty good right now. I’m glad my dad is supporting my Transformers fixation and the fact that I’m insisting on using a DVD player (for the movies at the library, but still), which means actual DVDs

Anyways, side tangent aside, back to the drawings

I think they turned out fairly decent, they don’t really bother me. I do kind of wish I added shading/lighting so the drawings weren’t so flat, but regardless

Admittedly I think I do need to work on actually doing poses and things with these designs, I’m doing a whole lot of nothing with them right now. I need to pose those cubes

Also there’s some colors shared between the two. I don’t know if this is something actually done in the show, and maybe it makes the colors look inaccurate, but I think it’s neat to use the same colors elsewhere

Now on to random things about the characters’ designs I just wanted to mention

First off, this isn’t really a character design thing, but these were the pictures I used for references, outside of some concept art I have for full body basic anatomy (getting screenshots from the show is my preferred form of reference), and I gotta say, it took a fair bit longer to find a picture online with a proper look at Optimus’ head than Megatron’s

Like it didn’t take that long, like 1-2 minutes, but I just noticed how a lot of screenshots don’t really focus on his face, unlike Megatron. I assume because in g1, he doesn’t really have much of one, given his mask covers half of it

Also while Megatron’s helm itself is relatively basic looking and doesn’t really have a lot going on, the rest of his face has got a fair amount of details

Like he’s got defined cheek bone lines (I think), but he’s also one of the few (again I think) characters to have the shadow around his eyes that becomes more common later on

Then there’s also that whatever he’s got going on above his eyes. I’d say it’s eyebrows but I don’t think that’s what it’s supposed to be, given these characters don’t really have those yet

I saw someone, aka the person who makes Transformers Until One, granatu888 (idk if I should tag them here or not), turn the thing into a battle mask that drops down onto his face, and frankly I think that’s really cool, and that’s what I now choose to believe it is. Hasbro, make that what it is

Anyways, moving on. I don’t really have a lot to say on Optimus other than his helm being a lot more simplistic in its shapes than I’m used to, as well as very triangular. Like compared to TF One Optimus, who’s got a lot of details going on, his is super simple. I also didn’t make his antenna full triangles going down because I thought it looked weird, now they’re more like TFA Optimus

Also one last thing, but I swear the way I drew him looks just like that how one artist does, the one who draws Sparkplug (sorry, unlike the last mention I don’t actually remember the artist’s name, probably because I don’t follow them. Which tbh I should probably rectify, I like their Sparkplug stuff). Sorry it was just something I noticed afterwards and can’t unsee it. This also applies specifically to the face, they draw the actual rest character much better than me

Anyways, back to Megatron. Random thing, but he’s got a whole control panel on his torso. I’ve known he has it, because he has it in TF One, but why does he have it?

This kind of goes hand in hand, but random other thought I had today that connects, his design in general is a bit off compared to other characters because in g1, he doesn’t transform into a vehicle, he turns into a gun. Like that’s not to say he looks out of place (I mean I still think his helmet looks weird), but like, he doesn’t have a lot of kibble because of it. Like he’s one of the characters with no glass on his body because guns don’t have glass

Also does he have two guns? One on his shoulder, another on his back? I don’t know, I’m only now realizing that. They probably combine together when he transforms. Also I think his fusion cannon is just supposed to be his scope in gun mode, which ironically I’m pretty sure aren’t actually involved with the damage part of shooting. I don’t know, random observation

And uh, I think that’s it. It was mostly just random design details, and honestly not as many as I was expecting. I didn’t really have much to say on the art itself, mostly since it was just me trying to draw the g1 designs

But yeah, it was neat, I think I have a better understanding of their general designs, at least here. Now to actually use them in any way

[schizophilus]

must u betray me with a kiss ahh doodle

i love oc x canon talia lore IM SCREAMMINGG analyzing my own work here LMFAO i didnt write it with these thoughts in mind but lets seeeee

the talia story is wrote is basically revolving around beliefs and desires, especially the desire to live and the recycling nature of life. yknow, wasteland of talia - everything gets recycled.

i do want to focus more on aventurine’s religious writing side, but im not very erhhhh good with that

i think the concept of the story im writing for them is heavily based on desires and religion, considering the heavy emphasis i put on the parallel between Avidity (fenrir’s clan) and the streetcar named desire LOL (however, the streetcar reference thing will come in another posttt)

context context, at the end of the talia quest, yk the oc quest that i wrote when there’s a big battle going on like how every quest ends lol. here, it would be revealed that fenrir is the final boss, after completing the little obsidian vampire ritual things with the scraps and turning into this big chimera monster thing and he got that cornerstone as well (boosted damage). he used the cornerstone, which he wasnt supposed to and how tf did he even do that

aventurine was supposed to use the cornerstone, yk joining the battle, but that would most likely cost him his life and fenrir - even know he knew that aventurine’s luck would save him, he still can’t bear to continue with the plan because that lingering chance of failure worry him too much

so aventurien was liek “ayo where tf my cornerst- FENRIR GET YO BUMASS HOME!!!” and he got snatched by the IPC to safety to return to work and fenrir out there smacking everyone

ART CREDIT TO @BLANKETC ON NEWGROUNDS!! CHECK THEM OTU!!!

the “kiss” here, i wrote it to be implied but regardless it still symbolizes a form of betrayal because its wrapped in what should be a sign of devotion

fenrir’s “betrayal” isn’t driven by hatred, greed or other devious motives its from desperation. you know some form of love but it has been twisted. he wanted to save aventurine from a fate he believed to be inevitable and similar to judas, which is an obvious reference here, who believed he must to fulfill a necessary prophecy.

aventurine wouldve probably anticipated a betrayal from someone on his side, fenrir even. but with understanding there came trust, and in a game of gamble you cant trust - so aventurine put his trust on fenrirs love - “a dog known to betray his owner”. he had let his guard down too much and with a life like aventurine, letting your guard down is a guaranteed idk bad thing

i cant say for aventurine, but just headcanon and a sense that aventurine feels bad asf after that “betrayal”, having the very fragile connection that he held dear weaponized against him i think thats pretty serious idk man probably makes him feel greedy

but its both love and betrayal harharhahrr

aventurine’s the typa lad to be like “yeah ima be the final sacrifice, ill die for everyone” and then at the border to death he realized that everyone in question made him happy and he wished to be selfish and not make the sacrifice earlier because its too late to go back now

bumasses