Humans Never Return AU part 2:
-okay through discussion with @dinas-bracelet we’ve decided Norm “Icon” Spellman would go through the Olangi iknimaya process, because he is so canonically connected to that clan. It got me thinking a little bit about the clan absorption process and the culture mixing melting pot the Omaticaya/Scientists/Olangi conglomerate would become oh my god.
-The Olangi are nomads, they are Pa’li riders who traverse the plains and move from place to place. No doubt their experience in temporary shelters was invaluable in building the village the Omaticaya lived in before the move to the new Hometree.
-The adjustment for the survivors to becoming sedentary had to have been so hard, so I imagine they went on a lot of scouting trips with Jake’s taronyu to pick a new Hometree.
-I like to think they have a representative, like a guy who’s their guy who represents Olangi specific interests in the clan, because it’s a HUGE adjustment to go from nomads on the plains to the forest. I’m picturing some grizzled warrior who was very injured during the battle, but he lived and after he recovered he stalks around all grumpy but super helpful. I would imagine Jake consults that guy a lot; they become besties after so much time discussing what’s bet for the clans and how to merge properly. Also that is Norm’s soulmate. Norm stalks that man, following him around for info and advice, ESPECIALLY on how to raise all 1000 of his adopted children. He can’t run fast enough to get away from Norm, so he’s forced to help him. They’re coparenting a little.
-Oh this is my new headcanon, Tuk’s bestie Popiti is an Olangi kid. Love the idea of her being Norm’s kid, but that doesn’t make sense time-wise.
-Norm and Spider move with the Omaticaya to the new Hometree! Sorry I don’t make the rules! They have a smaller little scientist village there.
-Also the amount of political and cultural sharing trips they go on? Crazy. Norm and the former nomad Olangi are a dangerous combo. Norm “I Will never go back to my planet and stay on this one I can’t breathe on and raise alien children” Spellman is not satisfied with just Omaticaya culture and botany in a peaceful non war world. The Olangi who want to roam a little and Norm take hella fucking trips to other clans; they visit to learn and to study and to build relationships with other clans. Kiri, Spider, and Lo’ak love going on these trips.
-Jake’s got so fucking many evil plans going on. Last post I said he and Neteyam are trying to trick Lo’ak into helping with training the younger warriors and Jake’s ulterior motive is for them to share the burden when he ultimately passes. BUT he and Lo’ak are also trying to trick Neteyam into chilling the fuck out a little at the same time. How many other evil plans does Jake have going? Maybe one to set up Norm.
-Ever since Lo’ak, Kiri, and Neteyam got their ikran (this would be pre Eywa blessed Spider, I want him to be fully accepted and happy pre that) Spider has become an expert at taking care of them. He’s been there with them every step of the way, and their ikran like him and trust him almost as much as they do their own riders. Neytiri sees this as a way to talk to Spider, something that hasn’t happened since he got sick and their relationship changed. She asks Spider to care for her ikran for the day because she’s busy with something. Kid has never been more serious about anything in his entire fucking life. They begin to communicate like fully in ikran speak.
Neytiri: how was she today? (also meaning him)
Spider: she was good! She ate well, and Lo’ak and I gave her and a couple others teeth checks. (telling her he’s good and about his day.)
Neytiri: thank you. Does she need to go flying? (can I take you flying to thank you?)
-Spider makes her another beautiful bracelet to thank her for trusting him. It’s the colors of her ikran and he leaves it in a saddle pocket for her to find. Once she does she starts wearing it right away. He totally notices this time as well.
Don’t worry, the Metkayina political visit one and the locorro sprinkle ad ons of this au will be coming.
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Guys listen.
Y'all know that I love dazai but I'm way more down bad for this guy like I'm Litterly on all fours weak on my knees just BEYOND DOWN BADDD
No cuz.
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
I absolutely mean. What I meant. I. Need. Fyodor. Please. Send. Help. And I'm not even gonna mention the fact that I cried like 2 hours when I saw him getting died in a helikapata but then was so happy when he was alive like I was on happy tears. So who's gonna be my fyodor ❤️
MMMNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Edit: what the fuck have I done again.
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So as we all know, Tumblr algorithm doesn't account for the black bar of censorship, specially not if you put a toaster on it... Anyways
"Oh no, it seems there is quite a mess to clean up at the public pool, your friend who is working as the appointed lifeguard for the day called you in to lend him a hand a couple hours before it opens.
Though you may need more than just a couple of hours..."
(Uncensored on my other galleries)
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