#watermelon steven!melon

[hollystidy-dustyroom23]

By Aleth Romanillos

[elbera]

We need more melon creatures in our gem world. Meet Chomper, Chomper the watermelon hippo. Enjoy the silly sketches

[minijenn]

A little problem with a lot of watermelons...

Before I get too carried away with Commissions, I figured I'd share the cover for Measure Up first. This one is... ok. I dunno. Kinda struggled to come up with a good idea for it. It's fine.

[mostly-magical-polls]

Best Steven Universe Character Tournament - Round 1

[a-pearlyrose-45]

[ask-postcrash-curly]

Another bundle of light episodes! Tbh I doubt anything in these episodes will be an issue

32. Fusion Cuisine

-No trigger warnings apply. The light from the bus is a kinda red at one part? Does red light still bug u? Haha.

33. Garnet's Universe

-A very silly episode! Some small explosions but they’re super cartoony, more cartoony than usual, so I really doubt they’ll bother u

-Candles at one part briefly

-Very cartoony fire coming from garnets gauntlets when she shoots then at one point

Honestly I doubt anything in this episode will bother u but figured I’d exercise an abundance of caution anyway, haha.

34. Watermelon Steven

-Garnet’s gauntlets shoot out causing a very minor explosion. Plant death occurs. A couple very minor (sort of?) explosions occur. Honestly they’re barely even explosions. Not like, fiery explosions, but minor kablooeys. Bam pow etc. just like a puff of explosiony cloud. Y’know what I mean? U will. Idk how to describe it but I honestly doubt it’ll bother u lol

Without further ado, [beams those 3 SU episodes into your head]

Hey! Thanks.

Red's not my favorite, but the color shouldn't set me off, don't worry. Gotcha, gotcha. Thank you. Plant death...?

Hey! Lion! I like the lion. At least my legs aren't in my brain... Damn, that's an old phone. She calls her mum "ma'am"?

Hah! See, this is why Garnet's the funniest character. I'm voting to bring Garnet to the dinner— eugh, why??

Can three people fuse...?

Hahah oh God— Y'know, going as three people would've been less stand-out. She hates doctors— This is bloody awful. And Mum Universe is fighting herself, brilliant. Aw, Pearl, you don't know the half of how gross eating can be.

Wow. Connie's parents are... less than nice— and the kids are running away impulsively, cheers. That didn't last long... No dinner for one thousand years—! This show is fucking ridiculous. I love it.

Okay, second episode...

Aww. Good start. S'adorable. Waaait, is this Steven's imagination? I love that. Ow. And a talking frog? And rabbit! Haha, he imagines her with a photo of himself... This is hilarious. Steven's a comedic genius. Hop five... Wow, that is one big fox. And they all fall off a mountain... You know, this is a terrible workout routine. You can't go from zero to one hundred in one session. it's good to push yourself, but it takes time, yeah?

The dialogue is completely corny. I love it.

Ringo betrayed them?! Bonkers. ...Urgh. Those animals got bandaged up pretty fast. And her hair came off? Been there myself.

Wow.

Third episode— Hey, how come I get three this time?

Is... the whole episode going to be like this? Okay, calling bullshit. No way he had that many seeds in his mouth. Why is Greg eating the rind? Ah, gross... Wipe that juice off.

How the hell did they grow so fast? Right, right, he's magic.

Okay this is fucking infuriating. Type slower.

First Ranger Guy, now— whoa the melon just— what?! Did he sell sentient watermelons? ...Oh. I don't like those implications at all.

Okay for future reference I'd like a warning for this kind of thing.

He has a melon army now? Brilliant. Beating up teenagers— hah, no one's even watching the stream. Wait, why are the gems reading newspapers?

This has no right to feel so brutal. It's just fruit— The fruit is burying Amethyst alive. Sure. The baby betrayed him?! Oh fuck. This— this is devastating. Wow. Aaand that one got kidnapped by a bird.

He's eating the baby... Not, uh, sure how I feel about that.

[kittydoesthings]

So some little tiny question i have for the steven universe au :

So what will be the reaction of Cacao and Holly to corrupted PV ?

Will Shadow milk kidnap or try to twist even more the poor corrupted Opal ?

How the ancients will get Opal to heal and uncorrupt ?

well first of all, thank you for the ask, it makes me very happy seeing how much people are interested in this AU!

And as for the questions :)

Tanzanite (Cacao) and Cherry Topaz (Holly) are of course horrified. All four of the remaining Ancients/Crystal Gems are. But while Watermelon Tourmaline blames herself for it happening and Heliodor struggles to determine who to blame, Tanzanite and Cherry see this more as just a freak accident. Opal was trying to rescue Tourmaline from Moonstone and got himself corrupted in the process. It hurts, but they can find a way to save him. They have to.

Moonstone's approach to corrupted gems is to break them and then set them loose to cause havoc. Opal's not really any different, seeing as how in this AU they're completely unrelated with each other for the most part, aside from both of them being in Moonlight Diamond's court. Maaaaybe Moonie's a little bit jealous of Opal for being Moonlight's new archivist, but otherwise, he just likes parading around his shiny new pet.

Power of friendship, babey! Something something Melon tries to speak to him through the corruption, and Opal has an awakening moment complete with magical girl transformation. I'm picturing it sort of being like in the Steven Universe movie when the Crystal Gems regain their memories. Opal pretty much saves himself with just a little nudge from Tourmaline. And then he beats up Moonstone a little before extending a branch of friendship. Happy ending!

[confused-rat]

Off of the top of my head, I think the only character that dies in Steven Universe is Lars... and he is revived afterwards through Steven's tears. There's also Baby Melon (an underdeveloped, sentient watermelon Steven).

Both cases aren't villains dying as punishment, they're heroes sacrificing themselves for people they've grown to care about (Lars for Steven and the Off Colors, Baby Melon for Steven and the Crystal Gems).

Since Lars didn’t stay dead I wouldn’t personally count his, but I completely forgot about Baby Melon.

But you’re right, neither were villains, so again, not sure how Lily thought Steven mercing his weird pseudo-extended family would’ve fit the tone and vibes Sugar was going for or even been a more ideal ending.

[toastywatchesstevenuniverse]

S1 E34

Watermelon Steven

What fucking monster eats the fucking rind of a watermelon?????? What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!

Okay SMH they missed the perfect opportunity to make a boob joke by having Ronaldo say "check out these weird MELONS-"

Minus 10 points for the lack of titty joke in my children's cartoon. Do better guys. This WILL be on the test.

What.

Ah yes, I love when cartoons make their own knockoff branded versions of sites. That's such a classic.

Oh my God.

Pearls absolutely pure, intense look of genuine disgust here is amazing. She looks so fucking reviled.

Also damn this new Blaze The Cat spinoff game looks awesome. Can't wait.

Pearl be like: ☹️🤨

[julianobungus]

Steven shows Willow the island where the watermelon Stevens live.

Yes!! He knows how much Willow loves plant life, so he decided to surprise her with a trip to the island. He wouldn't tell her where they were going until they got there.

"Ta-da!" He says dramatically, and Willow can't believe her eyes: A miniature settlement of living fruit. She's both fascinated and endeared by them. They're sooooo cute! She's not that confidant to speak to them at first because of the language barrier, but that stops becoming an issues the more she fraternises with the denizens. She's honestly quite astonished by the fact that Steven created them.

The watermelons, likewise, are fascinated by both the arrival of this new creature as well as the return of their creator. They even throw a quick celebration and festival to properly greet them, and of course they have to attend!

Willow even gets to play with the younger ones, and hold a baby one too! She impresses the melon-stevens with her plant magic, and unintentionally scares a few too...

It's clear that she's welcome to the island any time.

She thanks Steven with a hug and a kiss. Best date ever~

[hollystidy-dustyroom23]

Malachite vs. Alexandrite

[minijenn]

Universe Falls Chapter 19: Dreamscaperers

Story Summary: What would happen if the Crystal Gems had settled down in a place other than Beach City, a little backwoods town just west of weird…? What if, upon coming to Gravity Falls for the summer, Dipper and Mabel were to befriend Steven and Connie? What kind of magical, mysterious adventures would they have? And, how would they fare against the combined threats of merciless Homeworld Gems and a certain triangular demon?

Find out what happens when Magic and Mystery meet in Universe Falls...

Chapter Summary: To stop Gideon's latest scheme to steal the shack, Dipper, Mabel, Steven, Connie, and Soos venture inside of Stan's mind to confront their most tricky foe yet, the devious dream demon Bill Cipher. When it came to gloomy, rainy days, there really wasn’t much to do around the Mystery Shack. Tourists were few and far between, which was why Stan had decided to close up shop as early as that morning. Still, Steven and Connie had already made the trip over to the shack, so they opted to join the Pines in just about the only kind of “fun” that could be had on a day like this: lazing around the den watching TV.  Of course, it didn’t help that there wasn’t much on the local public access movie channel. The kids were all on the verge of nodding off until Stan snorted out a sudden laugh at the cheerfully musical ad on screen.  “Oh geez, get a load of this shlock,” he roused the others. He only barely managed to hold his laughter back as the commercial for the Tent of Telepathy played on.  “Who’s cute as a button, and always your friend?” Gideon sang with the most cheesy, charming smile he could muster. “ Lil’ G-I-D to the E-O-N! Wink!” He finished off with a sly wink as a voiceover from Bud further promoted his son’s act: “Lil’ Gideon!” “Ugh, Gideon,” Dipper groaned, rolling his eyes. “Remember when I wouldn’t date him and he tried to destroy us?” Mabel asked, wincing at the memory.  “Or the time he tried using all my Watermelon Stevens to destroy the Gems?” Steven added, frowning mournfully. “Oh, Baby Melon, may you rest in peace—er, pieces.” Click the link to read more; all comments are appreciated!

[reesecomic13]

May I present to thy...

Watermelon Steven!Minion

For @pearl-drinking-salt s Despicable Pearl au!

[a-pearlyrose-45]

[12am-motivation]

Basil in Black Space basically

[artesesarthouse]

Steven Poke-verse: Melon mutt

more melons!

PREV LVL SPD> LVL ATK>

This is a Steven universe and Pokemon crossover project. The idea is to make the creatures, gems, and monsters from SU into pokemon, which yes includes giving the original creature a pokemon dex entry as if it were a pokemon. This project follows the themes of pokemon and guidelines for how evolutions and design looks. This project isn’t to design “better’ pokemon then the games. This is a fun, creative project I’m passionate about and would like you the viewer to understand what this is about. Thank you for reading, please leave a like and comment, much appreciated.

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