#watery-melon-baller

[that-tall-queer-bassist]

💛💛💛💛💛

boo jumpscare

(Look it's us <3)

[pinkish-rose]

boop? :3

boop!!!

[syoddeye]

from: housekeeper anon

I can't believe we were both thinking of mean edging from price at the same time. ugh great minds and what not.

kind of frothing at the mouth at price being all "babies need loving parents" (can you imagine how absolutely feral he would be if reader actually said she loved him unprompted?? like "ily" slips out on accident then suddenly she's bent over the nearest surface djsksk)

anywaysssss love you love you love you aghhh

hi friend. sorry for the delay! yeah, no, i can imagine reader slipping up and murmuring i love you as a more of an offhand remark than an actual declaration. i took this in a direction that may not be for you. my bad. 560ish words.

tags: noncon, period sex, graphic descriptions of period related pain, blood

it's a complete accident. a polite nothing she murmurs after emptying a shopping bag full of last-minute necessities. between john's ritualistic, rough fucking he insists on at least twice daily and scrubbing the floors on her hands and knees, the brutal onset of cramps from her period could not have worse timing.

pain radiates down her thighs to her knees as if splintering her patellae. eating through the cartilage, then licking up her femurs for good measure. the kind of pain where she wishes to take a melon baller to her own organs and scoop.

(she explained it to john in as disgusting terms as possible, begging him for supplies this time around. for him to just lock her in the closet and run out to grab whatever was on hand at the nearest store. to her shock, he did. all that scrubbing must've softened him up.)

it's a courtesy, recited without thinking when he brings back chocolate, painkillers, a heating pad, tampons, pads—a tired, anguished i love you grumbled while holding her stomach, uttered in one of her weakest moments.

she doesn't realize what she's done until he bullies her into the kitchen corner, breath hot on her face when he tells her to say it again. he's made her say it before, but she's never said it unless under duress. universes start and end in the three seconds she does the math and forces herself to repeat it.

it's a miracle he lets her out of the kitchen unfucked.

john sends her to wash up. tells her to take her time—something he never allows. in the shower, she hears him traveling the hall several times over. hurried, thunking footsteps wearing a path from the kitchen to the bedroom. the paracetamol and shower help ease the pain, but all she can think of is what awaits. of her mistake.

he pops into the bathroom once. makes a show of grabbing towels.

her knees nearly fail. of course. of course, he wants to fuck after accidentally saying i love you. period be damned.

she doesn't get out until she's pruney, but wrinkled fingertips don't deter john. neither does the watery blood he finds between her legs. not the man who kills people for a living.

say it again, he asks, in a voice she thinks might be as soft as he manage. c'mon, sweetheart. he grits out, feeding his cock into her cunt. mesmerized by the extra warmth and color. she relents, hoping it'll speed things along.

it's disgustingly loud and sensitive, and she's apoplectic when she comes twice on his cock. his fingers are slippery over her clit, sticky and tacky. his body weight heavy as it presses down on her, grinding. he hisses in her ear, say it. tell me, c'mon, fuckin' say it.

her ears ring from the guttural groan those three stupid words unleash. if she comes a third time, she scarcely feels it, disassociating while he's distracted.

she comes back to her body as it's being kissed and stroked. her husband's soft, soaked in gore, resting on her hip as he half-spoons her. he whispers. little susurrations. knew you'd say it f'me. love you so much, sweetheart.

the worst part, she realizes when he rises to tenderly clean her, cooing and chuckling at the murder scene between her legs, is that her cramps are gone.

[tohwitchesduels]

GO WITCHES DUELS! - Second Round

And there we are folks we finally reached the second round of the tournament. Here are links to previous posts if you want to see progression or a memento, since this shall be yet our another new pinned post. But without further updo, let's see how the bracket has changed now that we enter the quarter-finals of this tournament with 8 strongest witches so far.

The following battles of the second round of this tournament shall be:

Amity Blight vs Willow Park - Winner: Willow Park

Viney vs Boscha - Winner: Viney

Gus Porter vs Luz Noceda - Winner: Luz Noceda

Hunter vs Bria - Winner: Hunter The Golden Guard

Soon we shall see what the match-ups of the semi-finals will be like but aside from the official battles of the second round this post shall also feature the battles of loser brackets and of course previous match-ups as well, so here you go:

The Losers Battles:

The Fierce Battle Royale - Winner: Emira Blight

Gavin vs Angmar - Winner: Gavin Deamonne

Emira Blight vs Matt Tholomule - Winner: Emira Blight

Edric Blight vs Jerbo vs Skara - Winner: Skara

Amity Blight vs Boscha - Winner: Amity Blight

Gus Porter vs Bria - Winner: Gus Porter

Gavin Deamonne vs Barcus - Winner: Barcus

Skara vs Matt Tholomule - Winner: Skara

Jerbo vs Barcus - Winner:

Boscha vs Gus Porter - Winner:

Amity Blight vs Bria - Winner:

Boscha vs Bria - Winner:

Amity Blight vs Gus Porter - Winner:

The Requested Battles:

Willow Park vs Boscha - Winner: Willow Park

Hunter Deamonne vs Gavin Deamonne - Winner:

Edric Blight vs Emira Blight - Winner:

Willow Park vs Emira Blight - Winner:

Amity Blight vs Edric Blight - Winner:

Gus Porter vs Matt Tholomule - Winner:

Hunter vs Gus Porter - Winner:

Willow Park vs Gus Porter - Winner:

Hunter vs Boscha - Winner:

Luz Noceda vs Boscha - Winner:

Edric Blight vs Luz Noceda - Winner:

Emira Blight vs Luz Noceda - Winner:

Previous Battles:

Amity Blight vs Emira Blight - Winner: Amity Blight

Edric Blight vs Willow Park - Winner: Willow Park

Jerbo vs Viney - Winner: Viney

Boscha vs Gavin Deamonne - Winner: Boscha

Angmar vs Gus Porter - Winner: Gus Porter

Luz Noceda vs Skara - Winner: Luz Noceda

Barcus vs Hunter the Golden Guard - Winner: Hunter

Bria vs Matt Tholomule - Winner: Bria

And of course, one can't forget the character profiles of the participants of this tournament:

Amity Blight

August "Gus" Porter

Hunter The Golden Guard

Luz Noceda

Willow Park

The Blight Twins

The Detention Track

The Glandus Kids

The Mean Kids

The rules are the same as they used to be. The duels are 1v1 and the winner advances further while the loser stays behind. If the participants will tie, however, a battle royale shall proceed to settle down the score. The ask box will be open for potential battle requests in case some people would not meet each other in the tournament due to the ranking making it impossible for them to meet (like Gavin and Hunter perhaps, though I could be wrong for all I know, but it doesn't look well for Gavin to battle anyone who advances as far as I can tell). Over time this post will be also updated and expanded on and later replaced once the old news no longer fits. I hope I will wrap up most of the tournament before the university catches up to me.

Rankings:

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Emira Blight

Skara

Matt Tholomule

Edric Blight

Jerbo

Barcus

Gavin Deamonne

Angmar

DISCLAIMER: Do not vote under the pretext of liking some characters more, we're voting based on who is a better battler, not a more liked character. Otherwise off with your head!

Re-invitations:

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[nimonabigbang]

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Whether or not you've met our suggested milestones, please take a few minutes to give us a quick update:

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Tagging all writers and artists under the cut:

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@chaoticscheloch

@space-kase

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@ardentandco

@just-a-music-and-poetry-lover

@aggimaginary

@trappedinmymind

@wizisbored

@guinevere01

[zyrafowe-sny]

Fanfiction Writer Bingo

All the cool kids on my dash were doing this, so I decided to give it a go.

I honestly don't know about the multiple kudos since I made an account not long after I started reading on A03 and I'm basically always signed in (multiple kudos aren't technically allowed). As for professional writing - I've been paid for analytical/non-creative writing (not my entire job description, but part of it). It might be fun to actually write/self-publish a book in a few decades (know people who have done it), but I'm nowhere near able to do that anytime soon and don't plan on making a career of it.

Here's the template:

No pressure tagging: @sercezgazety @drev-the-procrastinator @watery-melon-baller @gakriele-lvs-blog @abstract-moth @thegrimshapeofyoursmile @enigma-the-mysterious @kestrel-wylde and anyone else who wants to do it

[crushpunchh]

you said to ask you on tumblr about the clothes luz and hunter found in the latest chapter, so im here doing that like an obedient little reader

OH YEAH. OH YEAH. @watery-melon-baller btw look

OKAY! first id like to say I OWN HUNTERS SHIRT. THIS IS A SHIRT I HAVE. ITS MY FAVORITE AND I LOVE IT.

here it is. i love it. it looks exactly like this in person the text not being like all the way colored in and everything. its my favorite.

and HERE is luzs shirt iirc we debated giving her a hat?????

we have these IN OUR OUTLINE because theyre that important. theyre great. one of the best parts of the fic : luz and hunters dumbass drip

THANK YOU FOR ASKING O7

[zenzaaaaaaaaaaaa]

fics currently enjoying free real estate in my brain meat

BNHA -

Skydive by AriesBuenos Midoriya Izuku helps a serial killer be slightly less of a serial killer.

Residual Hope by SimplyKaren Midoriya Izuku helps a DIFFERENT serial killer be much less of a serial killer. reconcile by whatagoodegg Trapped in baby jail with a supervillain. Race against the clock to see who can radicalize who (and we’ve both had traumatic childhoods).

Apex Predator by silver jackdaw Can I get twenty more of these protective, badass, and self sacrificial little bitches.

Personality Swap AU by BelleAmant Impostor syndrome turned useful skill: the musical. BNHA/Persona 5 -

Dost Thou Even Steal Hearts? by BukuBuku Persona 5 Protagonist destroys the status quo while balancing police related trauma and the fact that God hates him. Danny Phantom/DC -

lex luthor's ascent from supervillainy to fatherhood by halfagone Jeff Bezos kinnie grows a heart raising a half-dead teenager.

Bus to Nowhere by foldingfacets Danny Phantom is homeless in Gotham, comedy ensues. DC -

in the healing of trauma by StoriesAreMagic Tim Drake gets the shit beat out of him but he's just fine babyyyyyy.

Signed Red Robin by @mediacircuspod Tim Drake tries to be a professional, ending a business relationship, much to the confusion of the family he is abandoning.

Banshee In A Well by @liverobinreaction Tim Drake can't really... die. He just also does it a lot.

How To Train Your Dragon -

A Thing Of Vikings by @athingofvikings​ 1.5 million of glorious, beautifully researched historical fantasy fiction with dragons.

Naruto/Game of Thrones -

Whirlpool Queen, Maelstrom King by cheshire_carroll Sansa Stark politics so hard she breaks ninja society a little. Owl House -

Weekend at Belos's by @watery-melon-baller So. You need to keep a regime together while hiding the leader's body (he’s your uncle) and your bird (who hates the regime) won’t stop fortnite dancing over his rotting corpse. Percy Jackson -

Constellations by liketolaugh Percy goes to therapy for suicidal thoughts and also all of the Trauma. Wildly cathartic.

Oh Yeah, No, I Totally Forgot by BlueberryLimoncello Just because Sally Jackson was abandoned by the king (of the sea) doesn't mean she has to give up on the queen (that guy's wife).

Citizens of Glass by @mrthology Turns out godhood is less of a choice and more of a duty. Star Wars -

Don't Look Back by @this-acuteneurosis Leia time travels to pre-Clone Wars times and does politics very very good.

Of Queens, Knights, and Pawns by chancecraz Leia time travels to the start of A New Hope. Complex emotions and familial relations ensue. In Which Series by Ariel_Sojourner Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker time travel to the Clone Wars and do war very very good.

Certain Point by @esamastation Obi-Wan Kenobi time travels to the Clone Wars and also does war very very good.

Civil Wars, Whistleblower Tactics... by @jackdaw-kraai Luke Sk- Sorry, Luke Lars is a very good engineer. Darth Vader approves of his new underling/adopted son. Star Wars/Assassin's Creed -

Sailing the Stars by @esamastation Desmond Miles ends up in the Clone Wars and does neutrality very very good.

[violet-prism-creatively]

It's melancholy monday --@watery-melon-baller

[Image description: a Discord message from "lesbianbitch" that says "lads it's melancholy monday"]

[crushpunchh-art]

dumping all of my artfight attacks here at once!!!! lets go with a RAPIDFIRE OC CREDIT ROUND!!!

IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE IN THIS POST:

attack 1 - lilac from @watery-melon-baller's WREN

attack 2 - @axolozzy's LUNA

attack 3 - spindelkaffe's MASHA

attack 4 - MeybeHaylie's JUNE

attack 5 & 6 - spindelkaffe's MILLI, MIRA and GINGER

attack 7 - whatsupbuck's NYX

attack 8 - lilac from @watery-melon-baller's MAX

attack 9 - @razzberryfunhouse's GEO and ERIS

attack 10 & 11 - @vudthebest's ROYA and STAR

attack 12 - SayYesToGiygas's JELLYANNE

attack 13 - lilac from @watery-melon-baller's WREN and MAX

attack 14 - spindelkaffe's BEA

attack 15 - @bumblingbriars's ELEANOR

attack 16 & 17 - @koopaboo's DANDY, POLLY and CHARLOTTE

attack 18 - Starfeatures's BINBIN

attack 19 - @axolozzy's CALVIN

attack 20 - gumibons's CHAI FLAN

[watery-melon-baller]

watery melon baller? posting TWO new fics in like a week? thats correct! this time its aru posting and its a a miraculous laydbug fic go look at it. give aru some love. their fic is great they deserve it

[that-tall-queer-bassist]

for ask game 🤍🌈

Lilac!! (i assume) HI FRIEND :D

🤍what's one fic of yours you think people didn't "get"?

“Layers of Conversation” then again, i don't know how many people have read it. It was supposed to be about miscommunication can work, and the downsides of not saying what you mean.

🌈is there a fic that you worked *really fucking hard on* that no one would ever know? maybe a scene/theme you struggled with?

not really? The worst ones are wips, and I’m in a cool fandom discord server that gets to hear me complain about it. Im very grateful to be a part of that server and to be able to talk to such awesome people <3

(btw I'm still doing this ask game :3 )

[pinkish-rose]

what are your thoughts on bubblegum (both the candy and the flavor)

ooh interesting question!

bubblegum the lolly is pretty good! i haven’t had any in while though

i used to love bubblegum the flavour when i was younger. i still like it now but not as much

[least-sexy-man-competition]

(Catholic Dad Anon) I mentioned it when he asked which version of Jesus was in the poll and he just kinda paused and then went "Ah. Didn't know those existed." And then went back to looking for info on heresy and the official opinion on sexy Jesus

yeah thats a pretty good response. i found out they existed while looking at silly bandaids for something i was working on w @watery-melon-baller if i recall and well. they sure exist. what i really want to know is what the prize is cause it says there's a prize inside

[tohwitchesduels]

GO WITCHES DUELS! - First Round

And we're back for good people! Now that I have a summer break I can finally properly proceed with the tournament. No more hiatuses for now (except for a tiny one which should last a week but you won't even notice). This shall be a new master post for now, but here's the link to the old one for those who are still confused about what this tournament is. The bracket of the tournament is ready and the battles have been decided, so here you go, folks!

The bracket features the main matches that decide who will advance to the next round, but there shall be battles between that are not part of this bracket, for now, let's proceed with the battles of the first round. The following matchups shall be:

Amity Blight vs Emira Blight - Winner: Amity Blight

Edric Blight vs Willow Park - Winner: Willow Park

Jerbo vs Viney - Winner: Viney

Boscha vs Gavin Deamonne - Winner: Boscha

Angmar vs Gus Porter - Winner: Gus Porter

Luz Noceda vs Skara - Winner: Luz Noceda

Barcus vs Hunter the Golden Guard - Winner: Hunter

Bria vs Matt Tholomule - Winner: Bria

The Fierce Battle Royale

A piece of Trivia: All match-ups were randomized except for the battles between Amity and Emira, and Willow and Edric. Originally Amity and Willow were to fight in the first round but I decided to change it. Since I considered the first round to be just qualifying for the top 8, I thought it would be unjust if either Amity or Willow would lose this early despite their skill. So I swapped them with the twins so the match-ups like Amity vs Willow, Edric vs Emira, Willow vs Emira, or Amity vs Edric can actually feel earned instead of given.

As you may or may not remember, the first round is composed of qualifying matches on who gets advanced to the second round. After that is finished, all the losers will participate in the battle Royale to decide who's the strongest. I did say that the winner of the Battle Royale may not advance further in the tournament, but I may change my mind about it if you convince me to give them a shot. The battles shall include a poll first to vote and propaganda under the cut on both battlers. However some participants have insanely long lists of capabilities, so this shall also be a Masterpost not just to official and unofficial matchups of the first round (the second round will get its own post, granted it would be an updated version of this one) but also all the links to the pages of all the participants and what they're capable of. Of course, the posts about battlers' capabilities may also feature links if they're too big. But anyway, here you go folks, meet your champions and place your bets

Amity Blight

August "Gus" Porter

Hunter The Golden Guard

Luz Noceda

Willow Park

The Blight Twins

The Detention Track

The Glandus Kids

The Mean Kids

I shall also now bring back the ask box in case you still have any questions about the bracket and I will edit this post to both add missing links + new unofficial battles that are still part of the first round, like some request battles between the losers of the first round or ties and rearranged battles. Only one can remain after all, so in case there are draws I will ensure to settle the score properly

(But everyone here willingly participated in this tournament remember so don't make ties on purpose or you'll be banished to the shadow realm ~ sincerely, the Collector).

DISCLAIMER: Do not vote under the pretext of liking some characters more, we're voting based on who is a better battler, not a more liked character. Otherwise off with your head!

Invitations - I'm bringing those back so no one here will miss the updates.

@casualartisandeer @wren-writes-things @the-godofchaos-himself @violet-prism-creatively @watery-melon-baller

@thescarletdaffodil @akmonasyrk @lapluieellepleut @damianwaynelives @crushpunchh

@impact801 @evermorecatra @rosetyler42 @memory-overload @cwolfnerakagnome

@branmuffins22 @zyrafowe-sny @metalinjector95 @michaela-artist @goingtohellwithyou

@iheartleopards @thatwierdquietkidthatdraws @sophiesophsofia @tbonner2 @amity297

@itslilacmoon @egqwhites @fabseg-reader @blackblooms @allpplareequal

@ch3rrymotel666 @yourlastbraincell64 @amorphousprimordia @johannepetereric @21ack

@daisyheadmaizy @kathythepirateking @the-owl-house-blorbo-brawl

[nimonabigbang]

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We hope that you are working on your projects to meet today's milestones (20% done for writers and a rough sketch of one art piece for artists), but we would really appreciate it if you could get your check-in forms submitted sometime today (June 29th) or early tomorrow with a progress update, even if you're behind. Mods will be reaching out individually starting June 30th if we haven't heard from you at all.

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@ballistersprostheticarm

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@unironicallyresurrected

@seeker-of-wonder

@a-lilacsong

@audioandart

@razzek

@itslilacmoon @watery-melon-baller

@starburstsobsessions

@sssniperwolfsmugshot

@seanchaidh7

@em-k-lee-blog

@toonietoonstian

@witchyforest

@scribellz

@mothbonezart

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@violet-prism-creatively

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@walrus150915

@space-kase

@ilivelikeimtrying

@em10-nimonafan2009

@ardentandco

@brucesduque

@quintilius

@prodigaldaughteralice

@dutifulriley

@yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt

@myqueenmarceline

@sammys-magical-au

@sir-ballister-boldheart

@rosemary-frog

@fuzzyspottyollie9

@dusana-thewitch

@my-head-is-square

@thegrimshapeofyoursmile

@eddieshellscape

@bleezebrew

@liferemains

@sephyathredon-writing

@rayllumkissing

@saotomexmary

@zyrafowe-sny

@aggimaginary

@sunshine-zenith

@trappedinmymind

@a-schrodingers-fox

@fadedflame

@remarkablebookbean

@chaoticscheloch

@space-kase

@em10-nimonafan2009

@ardentandco

@just-a-music-and-poetry-lover

@sir-ballister-boldheart @enigma-the-mysterious

@aggimaginary

@trappedinmymind