#way of Allah

[muslim-world]

[be-a-muslim-1st]

[mayxo-hxh]

Im about to get controversial.

Out of chrollo, illumi and hisoka, hisoka is canonically the least likely to flirt to get anything he wants, if at all.

A lot of people think he's a natural flirt but I fear I couldn't have disagreed more. He only "flirted" a single time and that was solely to piss off machi, knowing she'd never agree. Hot take? He would've never asked if he knew she'd agree.

Also, bro's the biggest humanphobe in the anime. He keeps his distance from everyone. The only human physical contact he ever made was through fighting people. (If you're a person thats interested in seeing more evidence, I have an entire long thread about it on twitter that I do plan on posting here soon)

so u cannot give me 1 reason for hisoka to flirt with someone at a random bar but chrollo and illumi? i can think of a few.

chrollo, he already canonically flirts to get what he wants. straight up goes on dates gets a suit and shit. he has no reputation among the general public that hes concerned of that isnt the spider. Illumi? He's a manipulator. I HIGHLY doubt he never flirted to get something in his life from people who are too easy to win over. He's someone that wouldn't care what people think of him. He's also anonymous. People have no idea who tf he is anyways. If it affected the zoldyck reputation? Thats a different story.

Hisoka? he would fucking NEVER. Him specifically? HE HAS A REPUTATION. And whats that reputation? That hes an absolute disgusting freak that no one should dare to approach. He kills people. He fights live and makes sure the audience is always disgusted and weirded out by his actions and performances. You look at him and you should immediately look away and pray he hasn't seen you.

So riddle me this. If his entire shtick is making sure everyones afraid of him and avoids him, then why the hell would he get himself a reputation that makes him approachable????

Why would he get himself a reputation that makes you, as a person who only ever heard of him picking people up, want to approach him.

On top of that, I just.. don't see him picking random people up..??? random weaklings that dont even know nen????? he literally treats them like trash that inconveniences his time. You're saying he'd EVER give them the privilege of sleeping with him???

And then you'd say, oh so he'd sleep with strong people! HERES THE THING. Why would he sleep with them..... when he can fight them. Him getting off from fighting comes NOWHERE to actual sex. What people don't understand is that he gets off to killing people and seeing them crumble in front of him when they realize theyre going to die. Torturing people to death. What's... that got to do with like. yknow. actual sex bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭

this turned into a huge rant probably but do you know how genuinely depressing it is seeing a unique character like hisoka that gains lust through FIGHTING and KILLING reduced to. sex addict in fics. Like. be so fucking serious right now. He called himself a FIGHT ADDICT in the manga. Can I see more of him actually spending his time killing and fighting people instead of whatever the hell bros doing with a random npc.

Anyways this is also why I hc him as asexual/demisexual NEXTTTT

[bintturaab]

And at the end of the day, we resign ourselves to Qadr.

May Allah ﷻ make us content with His decree, ameen.

[sinnerruud]

no u don’t understand this is so beautiful to me.

🥹🤍 ما شاء الله

[lvstharmony]

sometimes showing a little vulnerability is necessary in order to reach the peace you’ve been seeking for

[roses-and-elixir]

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[notetaeker]

This brought me to tears it’s a common thing I’ve seen in accounts from Palestinians: israel shooting one sibling and then shooting whoever goes to go help them and in the end you find them on top of each other like this

[b-lessings]

NOTHING beats the feelings of finding money in a pocket or a drawer or somewhere in your wallet that you didn't even know you had left there. Now imagine finding hasanaat (good deeds) in your book on the day of judgement while standing before Allah swt that you had no idea were there !!!!

سبحان الله و بحمده، سبحان الله العظيم ✨

[sweetygirlm]

Sunrise is the reminder that we can start new beginning from anywhere. 🩵✨️

[eretzyisrael]

[mayxo-hxh]

I personally think that Kikyo would absolutely be thrilled that Illumi found himself a man he wants to marry as strong, handsome and fit to be Zoldyck as Hisoka.

Hisoka is strong enough to be considered an equal to a zoldyck, which means strength is no problem for him. And I don't know about you but the way he assassinated that terradin man that was threatening to reveal illumis identity at the end of the election arc? CHEFS. KISS. THATS A WHOLE ZOLDYCK WIFE RIGHT THERE. And Hisoka is a certain type of fucked up enough to be a Zoldyck, even if he is... mmm.. self aware. Even if he himself thinks zoldycks are a special kind of fucked up. He'd fit.

I always see people make silva and kikyo disagree with illumi marrying hisoka but i soooo heavily disagree. Like what is there NOT to be proud of in Illumi's marriage choice. There is not a single other character IN THE ENTIRE ANIME fit to be Zoldyck than Hisoka Morow and I will fight people on that.

Something a lot of people also don't realize is that the Zoldycks are not a family that discriminates in the slightest (this is a whole discussion on its own but examples are how Kikyo is from meteor city, the butlers are taken from anywhere as long as they have the skill to work and one of the people who attacked kukuroo mountain to hunt the zoldycks now works for them instead. The zoldycks didnt hesitate to hire that mf they fr dont gaf lmfao)

there are soooooooo many misconceptions about the zoldycks in general and i think thats what aids the whole "the zoldycks would HATE hisoka" thing but like. nah. they wouldnt.

I also think about how Kikyo found Silva at such a young age. I bet she was constantly nagging Illumi and asking when he'd get a partner himself. Now he's got it, Millukiiii ITS YOOOURRR TURRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!

[bintturaab]

I hope I never forget your name

[wolfieloveswade]

it's disgusting that a piece of shit show like hazbin hotel exists, brainwashing the youth with luciferian/satanic propaganda

I hate that we live in a time where Christians are the most hated people on the planet

but I'm also relieved to know that there are many Queer Christians like me who are trying to make the world a better place

I just wish that we were putting out tv shows and movies to educate and entertain people(someday we will be, Praise God Almighty, we will be <3)

[rotteneldritchhorror]

One thousand and one nights with you, is not enough to speennd, so let’s make ours a story with no eeenndd

[appallinnballin]

i found out very recently a distant cousin of mine living in Palestine is still alive and well, contacting another family member after regaining wifi access who then contacted my immediate family and me. i ampraying and praying that does not at all change for her and many, many, many other residents.

fuck isr*al. we raise our voices to keep Palestinians’ from being silenced.