This is a little work in progress written by yours truly using my oc (Nolu) and my platonic die or die trying Chicken’s oc (Syx).
For context, Syx is dating both Xiao and Aether because why have one pretty boyfriend when you could have two? Please don’t mind the ooc ness for any of the characters.
Also- can someone please tell me how to add the little read more on mobile? These posts tend to be long and well.. no poor soul wants to scroll past a wall of text. Apologies for poor formatting.
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"Hey babe!" The blonde cheered as he rushed forward and drew him into a hug, the other easily reciprocating.
He turned back to the crowd, and Syx relaxed a tad when he felt the familiar presence of Nolu appear behind him.
"This is my boyfriend, Syx! And that behind him," he stated, glancing back at a bloodied Nolu, sighing at the sight, "is a menace of society."
Nolu squawked in disbelief glaring at the blonde. "Hey braid buddy that's not very cash money of you! This blood isn't even mine?!"
Aether just slumped forward, taking a dramatic gasp before spinning around and pointing at her. Syx just sighed at their shenanigans.
"You stupid adventurer bard- that's the point!" He declared and the women placed her hands over her heart before whispering a minor 'fatal' under her breath.
"That's why your shoes raggedy Blondie!"
"That's why your god dead homophobe!"
"WE ARE BOTH GAY??"
"FUCK YOU"
Syx slinked past his boyfriend, starting up a conversation with the shocked crowd as the braided argued, their statements getting more and more outrageous.
"Greetings," he bowed his head slightly as he spoke, holding out a gloved hand.
The older (?) gentlemen, tall with long brown hair, wore a faint smile as he reciprocated the action.
The boy beside him however, jumped in front and knocked his hand out of the way, posing dramatically.
"It's nice to meet you! I'm Venti, Venti the bard!" Sparkles practically floated around the man as he spoke, a hand outstretched to Syx.
Meanwhile, he just sighed, practically collapsed in on himself.
"Another gremlin? Really? I thought Nolu would be the only one I would have to deal with in this lifetime." He pouted, suffering eternally.
The bards both let out offended gasps, Nolu jumping over travelers shoulder as she skidded to a stop before him.
"What's that supposed to mean buddy ol' pal? I'm your sibling! You're supposed to be nice to meee..." she whined, tugging on his sleeve.
"You've eaten demons for fun I think you'll be fine." He deadpans, the brunette gasping as their head back, placing an arm over her eyes as they oh so dramatically collapsed.
"Betrayed! Woah is me, a humble bard left behind by my only kin, to starve and suffer alone."
They fake sobbed from where they hung tightly on his leg.
Aether sighed before hooking his arms under her own and dragging them off of Syx. They let go easily- much to Aether frustration as they both tumbled backwards.
With a loud crash and oomph sounding as Nolu checked up on Aether- Syx began introducing himself to the 4 men.
"Greetings- as Aether has stated I am Syx. The woman over their is Nolu, my kin, please do not mind her."
The man from earlier pushed aside the bard, introducing himself as Zhongli from the Wangsheng funeral parlor.
The other two, following the brunette, did the same. Albedo and 'child'.
"That's a weird ass name- did your parents not love you or something?" He asked the ginger.
Chaos erupted as the ginger lunged at him, Syx cackling as the two fought.
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From hastily apologizing to Aether after causing chaos to pinning their brother and some random ginger child down, Nolu thinks today could have gone a lot worse.
"You! What were you thinking- antagonizing some leprechaun like that?! If Adriyan hears a word of this she will have our heads!"
"Leprechaun-?!" The ginger let out and offended gasp- a fatal mistake, dragging an irate former priestess's attention to him.
"And you! Gingerbread boy! What were you thinking?! Attacking the traveler's boyfriend and MY brother? What are you?! A child?!"
After saying that she suddenly paused, glancing down at the fallen ginger.
"..your not actually a child are you? How old are you kiddo?"
..”Nolu I swear to god if you adopt a GROWN ASS MAN-“
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