#welcome to the digital age

[sofwrites]

Hi - I’m the anon who loves Welcome to the Digital Age, Babe. I hope you don’t mind, but I was inspired to play in the sandbox from one of the messages we exchanged. This is like a really really shorthand version of what I think happened when Colin called someone the wrong name in bed. I guess trigger warning if you don’t like to read about Colin and anyone else but also not really. PS - I have actually never done this before. I just silently read fics but I guess I was feeling inspired : )

It’s a few days before Colin is supposed to meet Penelope in Rome. He’s at some bar in Cyprus with some fellow travelers he’s befriended over the last couple weeks. One of them invited some more friends who invited some more friends and so on. At this point, the group is made up of a few people Colin somewhat knows and strangers. He’s been chatting up this tiny dark-haired girl who beelined to him once she and her friends joined. Her friend keep shooting her obvious sideways looks and pretending they’re coughing but actually giggling. And Colin knows he’s getting lucky tonight.

And ordinarily, he would be thrilled, the frequency of this occurring never taking away from the delight and anticipation. But tonight, he’s feeling out of sorts. He’s been planning this Rome trip for days, probably more intensely than he’s ever planned any trip for himself or even any trip with family. He’s been to Rome before. He knows it. But this is different. He can’t just take Penelope to the usual haunts. This is her first real solo trip and he hates how awkward she feels about traveling with him (it’s obvious). He knows she probably prefers Eloise but since that can’t happen, he wants to make it the Best Trip Ever.

So he’s distracted when Emily (the tiny dark-haired girl) bats her eyelashes at him. He’s thinking about whether he should take Penelope to Mercato Centrale or Testaccio Market when Emily pretends to bump into him. He’s questioning whether he should take her to the Coliseum the first day or the second day after she’s settled in when Emily leans in to whisper in his ear. But because he’s human, he hears her obvious request to “get out of here.” And because he’s not an idiot, they get out of there.

Soon they’re back at Colin’s hotel room and things start heating up. But he’s still having trouble staying present. He’s not thinking about the itinerary any more - that would be an obvious buzzkill. But he’s just…not feeling it? No, they can’t be right. This girl is exactly his type and she so very clearly wants him. But he cannot summon any kind of desire for her right now, even when she’s standing in front of him in only a black bra and underwear. This is not okay. He scrunches up his eyes and digs back into a library of flings and one night stands to ground him.

Suddenly, something comes to him and he just latches on to it. He sees soft, flushed skin and eyes so blue he sees the ocean. He feels red locks of hair in his hands and curling over his body. He touches curves and curves for miles. A familiar body in a black lingerie set that is just driving him wild. The image becomes clearer and clearer and so so familiar and yes, this is exactly it. He is gone. Things are heating up as Colin becomes more enthusiastic, finally stroking and caressing, desperate to be closer, until he hears it…

“Oh my god, Penelope…”

Embarrassingly, it still takes him a beat too long to realize that whatever was going on has now abruptly stopped. He opens his eyes and sees…not Penelope. Shit. Emily is staring back at him, anger and humiliation in her eyes. The next few minutes go as expected. Emily angrily pulls herself together, throwing some choice insults at Colin who can only offer weak apologies and an offer to pay for an Uber. Once Emily has slammed his door shut, Colin lays back on his bed. What the fuck was that? What the absolute fuck… He throws his arms over his face, willing himself to sleep but he sleeps fitfully, thinking about a familiar redhead in black lingerie.

A few days later when Colin meets Penelope at the Rome airport, the open shoulder of her shirt reveals a black bra strap that falls down her arm slightly as she bends over to pick up one of her bags. When she looks up, Colin (who was chattering away the moment he saw her) is now pink and quiet. He stays that way, making occasional comments, for the rest of the way out of the airport while Penelope frets that she’s making things awkward for this trip that Colin is forced to join.

A year and a half later, after a long overdue conversation and an even longer overdue kiss, Penelope pulls off her shirt to reveal a black bra and Colin (to his extreme embarrassment) loudly exclaims, “Fucking finally.”

Hi, my dear! I was so happy to see this message in my inbox 🥰 and I'm so honored that Digital Age inspired you to try and write for the first time!

he hates how awkward she feels about traveling with him (it’s obvious)

This made me smile so hard for some reason I love him being able to feel how awkward she feels through their texts and things. It's like I'm getting to be a reader of my own fic and it's so fun skdfnlsdkf

He's having trouble staying present??? 😭 my baby boy this is kind of cute idk

"eyes so blue he sees the ocean" 🥺🥺🥺 aw???

😬😬😬 oof okay colin not super smooth but... yeah.

And AW the end 😭 no this was so cute? I love this entire plotline (although I am sorry to Emily, homegirl didn't deserve that) and how it would fit into WTTDA! I would happily put a stamp of approval on this addition<3

Thank you so much for popping this in my inbox! If you want to, I would definitely encourage you to keep writing :-) this was so fun to read and had my grinning (and cringing). And the last line made me giggle.

[wykart]

The elder men spoke low. They took a vote and said no. They turned around real slow. Where did they go? Where did they go? And the question oh, the question: can the kid keep his eyes, if the fire doesn't die? They said no.

They Took a Vote and Said No - Sunset Rubdown

[theogclownboy]

padded littles and requests welcome

as a little that enjoys diapers for comfort padded requests are welcome here for anything. The current things that are welcome for requests (can be padded related or not)

Adventure time

Welcome home

Hazbin hotel

Helluva boss

Camp camp

My little pony

Sander sides

Good omens

Brandon Rogers characters

Beetlejuice

The amazing digital circus

Scott Pilgrim

Markiplier ego agere

jacksepticeye ego agere

Fnaf

And that's it for now, I may add more later but i'm not sure

[bundrops-n-fluffytops]

Once again contributing to the hopefully not dead Welcome Home agere subdivision of the fandom, here’s small Eddie coloring a picture for someone special :>>

[nonomives]

@taydraws2much HI HI! I DREW THEM!!

Ngl they look like Mr. and Mrs. Clause in their human form jgajvusvugadjgigd but thats just a random thought--

Left to right: Ms. Choo choo (Tay's oc) and Charlie (my oc) :3

[wienners]

"is gooseworx upset about digital circus becoming a cocomelon ass thing id be so angry lol" I cannot express to you how much they have achieved the DREAM for an online indie animator. they got millions of views with A PILOT ALONE! the original characters are already being cosplayed and the models are being thrown into random ass meme videos as if its a massively famous IP! all that with an indie 3D studio! AND the cg actually looks incredible!!! think they're gonna be okay if some content farms use their models for some brainrot finger family video.

[lexia-solve-e]

mairuma spoiler: baal is ameris dad. source: i live in nishi osamu’s basement for legal purposes, this is a joke

[wh-comfortinghome-au]

Prince Walliford!!!

Sally got him into a play hehe, Home probably would be watching constantly to make sure Wally doesn't get hurt since Sally's a bit too rambunctious.

[luluagere]

oooh, intro post!

hewwo!

I'm Lulu, dis is my bwog! I regress to 7-4 not really a specific age more like a vibe. I'm a minor irl, so that should already be a dni thing.

My fandoms are Welcome Home, FNAF, PJO, TADC, TCOAAL, Pokémon, Harry Potter, Littlest Pet Shop (2014), DSMP, QSMP, MCYT, Hermitcraft, Disney, MCU, Gravity Falls, OHSHC, DC (sometimes, mostly in relation to Batman and the Batfam or Harley Quinn,) and many more! (I'll add them as I think of them.) My general aesthetics are soft punk, nerdcore, kidcore, batcave, and mooncore! (that one weird one that's all night-themed and stuff idk-) My music taste consists mostly of CG5, Mother Mother, Lemon Demon, Jack Stauber's Micropop, fansongs, and other weird niche stuff I decided I like. (Blu on Spotify!) I am a self-shipper, mostly for the reasons of being a hormonal teen with not enough outlets to give and receive affection, and also not having a CG! I use she/they pronouns when big, and she/her when little! My grammar does fall off the cliff a wee tiny bit when I'm little, so watch out for that one! (if it looks like uwu language just say it in baby voice it should make sense I'm so sorry-)

[glazedtrash721]

TW: Scopophobia

I've been daydreaming excessively about some Welcome Home AUs for this past hot minute, and during one of these said daydreams, I thought of this cute scenario with @deadlyeyez 's Watcher! Wally!! This scenario isn't cannon in this AU in any way that I know of, but I thought that it was cute, so I made a lil' comic about it! :D

I hope to golly y'all can read my handwriting! If not, I will gladly add a typed transcript if needed!

Watcher Wally was SO fun to draw, and writing all the little pet names for (Y/N) made me feel so giddy! I hope y'all enjoy this comic!

[mooniebatz]

Here’s it! It messy lel uhhh soooo I dunno witch wun ta choose!! Fur de sweater, yellowy cloud or orangey clouds?

besids dat,,, dis is zeze znores! Dey ar jus a sleepy wittle wolfi! :3

he/they/it/pup/cloud pronouns fur zeze!

de stuffie it carry it name bee “mr nini” (he/it)

❤️‍🩹🍼info bout zeze!🍼❤️‍🩹

Dey ar wik a stuffie basically. Although talls (5’7) it is very Smol n never big

is nicknamed sleepyhead by Julie and Howdy

never leaves their house witout mr nini n der paci

wears primary cowlrd pads :3

is regressed at de age of 3-5 yrs olds

poppy, howdy, Wally, eddie and Julie takes care of them. Mainly howdy or Wally tho

hates loud sounds

prefers the quietness

loves lullabies and soft tingys

voice is soft and has a slight southern accent to it

likez frank and his rambls bout butterflies

sally is a bit too loud for him but if they tell sally she’s being too loud, she’ll twy n bee mor quiet

Finds home wacky

gives home pats,, doesn’t knu if it cn feely it but it seems oki wit it n pup tinks he cn wik it

Sees barneby as a big brother of sorts

💫and here’s sum nicknames zeze gib der neighbors :3💫

calzz Wally “da” or “wawa” Wally melted wen zeze called him da fur de 1st times lel

callz Julie “Jaja “ :p she giggles everytime zeze callz her it

callz Eddie “Dede” cant help but hug zeze wen he callz him dat

callz barneby “bee” or “pubby “ he pats their head wen he hears des names :]

Callz poppy “mama” she nearly die of cutesness wen zeze calld her dat

callz howdy “buggy” or “baba” he giggles n picks up zeze gibbin escemo kithes ta zeze

Callz frank “fwanki “ or “bubber “(wik bubberfly :3) frank likes it. Smiles, and continus ramblin bout bugs :D

callz sally “sunny” she boops zeze n goes “hehe yes-sir-y! Yu got dat rit mr!”

Dat wus a wot (^^;) hehe woopsieee pup rambled

DNI IF NSFW N NUH SAFE FUR CHILDREN!!!

[aguita-mineral]

Sooo I made a Welcome home oc :•)

[theogclownboy]

My OCS

my OCS and what they are from and their purpose (y'all can include these little ones in requests if you want)

Zeek- he's my helluva boss oc and he's a little without a caregiver at the moment

Good and Evil- my dhmis ocs, they are both caregivers and try to teach about good and evil but both are struggling

Smiley- he's my tadc OC and he's a little, he is like the old rubber hose animation style

Ellie- my hazbin hotel OC, she's everyone's caregiver at the hotel

Melody Sweet- my welcome home oc, she's a caregiver to all the neighbors

[bundrops-n-fluffytops]

Someone requested some Eddie paci icons so here ya go!!

Please credit and repost if you use it!!

[winterflurry64]

wally darling my beloved

[milktea-grn]

“all my grief says the same thing:

this isn’t how it’s supposed to be.

this isn’t how it’s supposed to be.

and the world laughs.

holds my hope by the throat.

says:

but this is how it is”

— Fortesa Latifi