my favorite Psych fact is that in the very first episode where Shawn name drops his dad to get out of a speeding ticket and the officer tells him to let Henry know that the kingfisher says hello, right after that as the guy walks away, you can hear the call of a belted kingfisher in the background
It's so unnecessary and obscure, I love it
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Look, I love Dead Island 2 but I think I took actual psychic damage from that joke
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price of cheese is through the fucking roof
[ID: Screenshot of the ninth trending tag on tumblr. It's cheese, alongside uk politics and brexit. End ID]
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I had to excise this poison from my brain, so here it is for you all
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Joined a friendo in doing an online module class situation for medieval calligraphy because he was sitting next to me at the table and demanded I get in on the action. I was explaining the intricacies and foibles of calligraphing as a leftie, but sometimes when a delightful human keeps thrusting a goose quill pen at you and insisting you have a good time, you just relent and do it.
And when you finish your janky alphabet practice and they tell you, "Now make something silly!" Well... you remember that they are the reason you were able to watch Theeeee Karate Kid Part 3 and meet Terry Roundhouse Caperscheme Silver. And you remind THEM that Cobra Kai never dies.
(It had exactly the desired effect of eliciting ebullient, near-falling laughter. Crane-kicked their heart right in the face with friendship. Point: me. 😂🏆��🥰)
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i love classics because i can draw comparison between early greek lyric poetry and modern rap music and no one can stop me. i only wish i could see the look on my lecturer’s face as he reads an entire essay about sappho and megan thee stallion
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Idk why I started doing this, but I get such a kick out of talking to my dogs like I live in Ye Olde England (with smatterings of modern vocabulary). The idea of Elizabethan people baby-talking to their pets just cracks me up.
"Art thou hungy? Art thou hungy?? Aye, thou art a hungy bebe, I shall serve thee the finest kibble in all the realm"
(Dogs get a dental chew every morning, which they recognize as "brush [their] teeth")
"You wanna brush your teeth? Dost thou wanteth to brush thine teefies?" *dogs go crazy* "Verily, a treato for the good sir/madam"
"Dost the good sir/madam wanteth to go outside?"
*dogs going apeshit at something outside/someone at the door* "What? Why are you so angy? Wherefore art thou so angy? Be it Sir Tom of FedEx at mine domicile door?"
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if soda water didn’t exist i would’ve (successfully) killed myself long ago
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after joking around with @revenyance we had the idea of the gnarpians in regretevator being able to converse by illuminating their whiskers in different patterns for when they’re out of earshot or in he prescence of ‘lesser’ species and I couldn’t help myself from making it with some basic examples
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I will never ever in my entire life forget the episode of Bones where the ghost of Mickey Milkovich saves Booth’s life
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