#what happened to the pear?

[intpstyle]

Karaoke Night - ENFP & INTP

*crowd going wild*

INTP: *shouting* I JUST REALISED! ALL THE SONGS I CAN SING! ARE SAD!

ENFP: *shouting* DUDE!

ENFP: ...

ENFP: *looking pensive*

ENFP: ...

ENFP: *shouting* SAME!

[gnomeantics]

i was watching the new quinton reviews video and this computer immediately stuck out to me because ??? so i stuck it into MS paint and i've discovered that the computers of mid-late icarly are on a whole other level & i want whatever this OS has going on. it is a gender to me

[captainsaltypear]

You know what I find absolutely hysterical about ISWM? The fact that every single character we meet essentially is played for comic relief. Like, Gunther B Gunnerson, we're supposed to take this guy seriously? HE'S LITERALLY CALLED GUN² OF COURSE HE LIKES GUNS. Celci? Her entire name's a pun, too. And despite her working in cryo, she seems to be the most heated of the entire crew. And obviously we've got Burt with his infamous 'Pop Er In Reverse' plan.

Now we go onto Wug, they're absolutely hilarious, the way they talk (not to mention they get the best line of "YOU THINK WUG ALL LOOK ALIKE? WUG THINK YOU. LOOK LIKE ASSHOLE."). Bandit's running gag of constantly checking the captain out in every universe. Lady's first interactions with us being this hilariously over-polite and flustered customer service worker.

ISWM really puts the comedy in action-comedies before slapping you with the crew leads' betrayals and Lady's slow descend into insanity and sheer desperation to stop us.

[tonariofjananda]

Based on a this ask

[edenpoise]

You know, I'd like to think that Eve loved Adam even after their deaths. Like she genuinely loved him and would've stuck by his side as he would her, but where it all went wrong was when Adam goes to Heaven and Eve goes to hell, and Eve never sees Adam again. She never heard from him, she never got to see him, she never got to even know what happened with him. You think Heaven would allow that? N o p e. And honestly it would've probably made Eve eventually believe that Adam didn't care to come and get her, that he blames her, that he gave up on her and that is where things go down hill. Basically going through a long life, dying only to wake up in Hell and stripped away from your family. Girl has every right to be angry at Heaven and want to call them out on their bullshit, she would support Charlie's idea if only to watch Heaven devolve into chaos.

[mumblelard]

grace or grimace

finn came over after work yesterday and we sat at my kitchen table for four hours eating red bag chicken sandwiches, drinking dollar bucket devilry, and talking about dropped decades, alligatorids, walkie talkie schedules, burnt toast, frozen mice, attic apartments, crashing cornices, and falling off roofs. it was a nice day

[meowchela]

bad news gamers

[bellarkeandclintashaandsuch]

I know it would undermine the seriousness of Kawi's decent into alcoholism and the way he started disregarding Pisaeng's feelings and taking him for granted... but I would love a montage of all the times Kawi got drunk and kissed Pisaeng.

[metro-nix]

Putting the 'employer' in 'boss' B ] aka, workplace mandated photo of Faze and his invaluable concert crew. I have a version from before I cleaned Faze's lines scanned, it's under the read more.

[tonysopranosfeverdreams]

I’m rly out here making complex cakes and tarts without a mixer in a kitchen that is almost too small to accommodate even just me

[americanegg]

Just found out about Arabella's parents. ... this is where things start to turn huh

[biromanticbookbabe]

Rules: Tag 10 people you want to get to know better

Tagged by @burningvelvet. Thank you for inviting me to the tag game! :)

Relationship Status: Currently single and I'm working on trying to build up my life so I can date.

Favorite Color: To wear is red though I also really like purple. I have more purple accessories but I wear most colors. I have many colorful outfits.

Song Stuck In My Head: Love by Lana Del Rey but there are others that can play on command in my head if I hear the title/the band.

ABBA, Meg & Dia, Emilie Autumn, Flyleaf, Avril Lavigne and Skillet are some artists that I have looping in my head often.

Last Song I Listened To: Cheater, Cheater by Joey and Rory (my spotify was on shuffle)

I like country probably more than people would expect but I am more of a pop/dance queen though. I have made Eurovision playlists in the past.

Three Favorite Foods: Pears, Potatoes (in many forms), and Greek salads or wraps. But I love most food in general. I'm not a super picky eater. I like to cook and make baked goods. I spend a lot of time in the kitchen.

Last Thing(s) I Googled: Pharmacy hours because I had to pick up more medication.

I also looked up an actor's age because my sister and I were trying to figure out how old he was (she was right or close- I thought he was younger- he's on one of my mom's shows). I'm usually the go to googler for my family, especially when they ask about actors or actresses in movies and tv shows we watch.

Links to my college's website, goodreads, storygraph, youtube and list challenges. I'm making more reading lists on list challenges (again).

Sorry it's nothing too interesting lately. My YouTube searches are probably more interesting but only marginally so. I'm not at school or working on any research projects currently so my searches are very basic right now.

Dream Trip: Japan. I'd like to go with close friends and/or family members though since it would be a big deal to go that far. I've been following a japan travel vlog by a woman who lives there. She shows all kinds of cafes and other fun places to go. You can watch/follow her vlog here: https://www.youtube.com/@its_time_to_travel

I'd love to be able to go to some of the places she's featured on her blog. It would be the trip of a lifetime! I'd be sure to try to learn some Japanese first too since I'm visiting their country and that seems polite to do. I know a few random words but can't read or write anything or even hold a conversation.

If I can't go to Japan, I'd love to go back to either Germany or England, but to the parts I didn't visit since there are tons of places in both those countries I've never been too. I really want to go to Haworth (The Bronte Sister's hometown), since I'm a Bronte fan and I've focused some of my grad studies on their works.

This is a tag post so I'm tagging:

@paperbackpropensity, @thatwritererinoriordan, @oh2e, @yeahwellshithappens, @autumnbell32, @writingf3, @windermerepoets13, @melusinah, @girlonedge and whoever else wants to do this! :)

[gaillol-13]

Theres something magical about refusing to blow up the kitchen and instead eat some McDonald's while your boyfriend has an active shootout w/ the hamburgler.

Bonus a note me and mom wrote back in 2014 that she found recently:

[x-authorship-x]

🙃

Hey!

Claudius Drusus choked to death in AD 20 because he tossed a pear and (a little too successfully) caught it in his mouth. The pear tree was put on trial, found guilty of murder, and destroyed!

[mumblelard]

the lizard or the grape was undrinkable but punch blast has the nostalgic flavor of adolescent dextromethorphan abuse

the citgo dollar bucket giveth, and the citgo dollar bucket taketh away

[i-tolerate-pear-aib]

WHAT