#what is Wrong with you

[garmaballs]

its always "oh ur hair is so pretty long never cut it" and never "oh let me remove all the hair from ur drain" or "let me be ur sugar daddy i can offer all the money for your shampoo and hair products"

[ccy404]

[queenjulia11]

As I’m sure you’ve all (unfortunately) heard by now, Ben goddamn motherfucking Shapiro is producing a conservative Bluey knock-off called Chip Chilla, about a homeschooling family of chinchillas — starring Rob goddamn motherfucking Schneider — and I need to talk about it.

Done throwing up yet? Cool.

This is obviously disgusting for several reasons but the thing that infuriates me the most is that the dad in this rip-off is largely absent in his kids lives and development and finds them annoying. One of the great things about Bluey is how deeply the parents (ESPECIALLY Bandit) love their kids even when they can get on their nerves or aren’t as easy to manage.

I reject the notion that playing with and loving your children is weak and lame. Bluey is revolutionary in that it dives headfirst into love for one’s family and being un afraid to express it. That’s one of the most badass and radical things that can be shown in media regardless of the age demographic, especially with the stereotype of moms being caretakers and dads finding ways to shut their kids up while the game is on.

You think you’re cool for not caring about love? You think you’re breaking new ground for not listening to your kids and caring deeply about their interests?

The problem is that Bluey is a show for families, and this pile of shit excuse of an animated series is a show for parents. Because they’re scared of educating their children to be radical with love — because what if they end up loving “the wrong people?”

These people don’t want to raise kind, compassionate and and curious humans — they want carbon copies of themselves. Congratulations, you’ve completely missed the point of parenting. Have fun at the retirement home! Repression and censorship is just delaying the inevitable. It’s love that makes people. How dare you throw it away like it’s nothing.

What’s even weirder is I feel like Bluey doesn’t even have that much about it that would make conservatives raise their eyebrows? There’s no obvious political or religious agenda in any direction, there aren’t any canon queer characters yet — none of the things in modern kids’ TV that would make a right-wing dumbass clutch their pearls and say “I could never show my innocent children something so depraved!”

It’s just. A happy family. Living their lives. Loving each other. How fucking weird and sad do you have to be to look at that and be like “hmm, no, this is not the message I want my kids to come away with.”

Anyway I know I’m probably preaching to the choir, but go watch Bluey. Go watch something made by people who care.

Edit: Thank you @potato-head-kids for providing the image description.

[hopelilies]

had a worm in my brain, sorry gang

[courseclear]

the halo infinite trio

[xfactor7aurora]

Im so mad ab the think fast breakup I'm so serious

[minotaurapologist]

Every day he looks like this

[wolfythewitch]

KEEPS PACE WITH TRIPPING STEPS

[cdyssey]

Taissa [Flirting]: You’re broke. <3 Drive me to Lottie’s cult in the woods. <3 You don’t have a life plan. <3 You’re maidenless. <3 You’re living in the past. <3 You own a VIDEO store. <3 Do you still believe in true love owo? 🥺 <3 What is wrong with you? <3 Anyway, that might be the hospital calling about my critically injured wife.

Van:

[itsanidiom]

didn't think anyone could do it but...dare I say...this is worse than that scene in KinnPorsche........

[chrispineofficial]

just blocked someone for reblogging a fucking SNOOPY post from me and tagging it “holding a gun to snoopy’s head because i loathe dogs” first of all you couldn’t waterboard that out of me and second welcome to the block list psycho

[bettertwin1]

WHAT THE HELL.

UNSTRIPES YOU

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Did you just strip me of my stripes.

Oh god. Im indecent.

[lyss-butterscotch]

HEY MAN. What is it with colleges INTENTIONALLY witholding information about important projects.

Like. dude. if you KNEW this single project will consist of multiple docs why do you NOT tell us the exact details or better yet HAVE IT WRITTEN SOMEWHERE and not... ya know CLARIFY it only when asked. VIA FUCKING TEXT.

And also... TELL US EVERYTHING????? You cant just go 'oh i cant tell you this because youre not done with this' like brother what??? just tell us?????????? what is literally the downside of telling us everything??????????????????????????????????? do you want us to get this shit done fast or not????

like idk about you but some people like to do everything in one fell swoop and needs to be able to judge how much time it takes total to do shit?????

[frogaroundandfindout]

After Kara leaves Roy asks dick if he needs to tell them anything. Dick vehemently denies it and says he’ll talk with her soon. Not that soon apparently since she wrecked the control panel on their ship (Supergirl Vol.3 #3)

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

sir this is a wendy’s drive-through

[violet-gray]

I've been watching Slow Horses because I love Gary Oldman as an actor and knew it was going to be good bc of him but DEAR GOD I am traumatized by the THIRST posts on here for Jackson lamb crying throwing up