#what the fuuuck dude

[ruthlesslistener]

Me: hmm well I'm kinda fading out of hyperfixation with D2 back to casual interest but I'm still super invested in this one fic author's ocs, lemme just open this Transformers/Destiny 2 crossover that they did for the hunter in their fireteam so I have something to read during lunch and then I can hop on those Hollow Knight longfics I've been saving for break-

Me 56 chapters later, a goddamn mess:

[simcardiac-arrested]

ns has the burnt part of his wings plucked or cut off every time he falls. ends up with less and less wing.

you people come up with such evil ideas i think

[skeletalheartattack]

Jinjo fruit gummies?

dont even get me started. bought a pack of these the other day and i could hear all the fruit snacks inside the package whistling and begging for help. when i opened it they all flew out one at a time in a spiral pattern with sparkles and shit saying 'jinjo!' before vanishing into thin air. i was so hungry dude. whatever. atleast i got this damn jiggy now. hope i can get access to hungry world in gruntildas fucking castle.

[starredforest]

anyone know an SMT wiki better than the fandom one?

[avephelis]

SCOTT PILGRIM TAKES OFF SOOOO FUCKING GOOD MY GOD

[riggedbones]

FINISHED NIMONA. CRIED

[hydatiid]

what the hell is this question even asking me

[wabblebees]

BEE the people demand to know. how was ur audition

DUDE i just got notified im called back!!! for tomorrow morning!!!!! im SO fucking excited omfg,,, and like. Even More Nervous ghdjsk

i dont think i did *terrible* or anything but i def walked out of the room afterwards just... Not Feeling It lmao, but it was still so so much fun -- gOddddd i fucking missed musicals+singing WITH PEOPLE. i even got to use my low range and sing with the tenors😌💕 ((whiiiiich. turned out to be the part with the most fuckery lmao, so i hope i didnt embarrass myself too badly as the... perpetually loudest mf in the room lmao))

the movement call was the part i was most nervous abt for tonight ((since i am patently Not a dancer)) and ngl it was. Rough. bc we'd been standing around for hours doing music and my knees were NOT pleased with me even wearing my braces

but!! callbacks tomorrow are doing solo singing, which i feel much more confident about, and!!!!! i got called back for the part im hoping for AND two parts i was *totally* not expecting!!!!! so im definitely okay with how it went:)<3

[chaoticcandies1]

my brain: hey what if we draw c!kei in cool outfits- me: what if we think about regency era. yes you wanna make an heiress so bad.

hey on that note imagine rtumblr as like some fucked up jane austen novel

[solardistress]

if i get a zero guess whos never going to be alive again

[sirompp]

there is. one book left.

my favourite book series. which i have been reading since i was a kid.

i finally got all of them.

eight books.

and in my hands.

i hold the final one

[4izawas]

Are you ever going to address the rumors about you?

… bestie it is 2pm. i’m still in bed and only just now eating breakfast why r we starting today off like this

like cmon man, im more or less on a short vacation rn — i fr only just took off my fucking bonnet. can u not find anything better to do than try and stir up more discourse where there isnt any?? go read a fic or watch a youtube video or something for the love of god.

as for ‘addressing the rumours’, clearly they aren’t as important as u think they are or i’d have said something by now. and thats not even mentioning how clearly inconsequential they are bc i have no fucking idea what you’re talking abt

[daffodiline]

PRE SALE SIGN UP WHAT WHAAAAT

[lonestatus]

*hanging out on the front porch after a big supper with my best friend mature baby*

fuuuck dude you know what would really hit the spot rn? a binky and a sippycup of milk

*he pulls out a sippycup and binky*

broooo you know me so well

*he pulls out a cigar and a beer for himself*

i love you mature baby

[gnc-tits]

azulas ending point as a character in atla was so poignant and heartbreaking and narratively fulfilling and then they just. did that to her in the comics 😭

[thegnomelord]

you have me thinking about pregnant sex with gaz 🥵🫶🏼

Fuuuck dude your Kirby looking ass is unlocking kinks I didn't even know I had

CW:NSFW, MDNI FTM Gaz/domtop Mreader, pregnant sex, quick and rough.

Gaz loves you with all his heart. You're the love of his life, his lighthouse and his anchor, the father of the children growing inside him (yes, children, a healthy pair of twins Gaz feels is the universe's apology for him not getting pregnant the first time)

But by god he's ready to kill you in a hundred different ways.

Ever since his bump started to show you've been treating him like he's made of glass. Which, in of itself, isn't a bad thing — he loves it when you spoil him like he's your king, preening under every praise and leaning into your soft touches, the soft and loving kisses he rewards you with enough for you to continue to feed his gluttonous need for you as you roll your hips to push your cock into him in long even strokes, spooning him from behind so your hands can rub and caress his growing stomach, making love to him like you have all the time in the world.

But he's so god damn horny! There's always a lick of heat burning under his skin and the slow and careful way you fuck him just doesn't scratch his itch. He talks to you about it, but you're still hesitant to be rough with him, especially as he enters his second trimester and his stomach continues to grow to the point he doesn't fit into his pants anymore and Price forces him to desk duty.

It's the lack of action that wears down his quickly dwindling patience. He tries to distract himself with exercise but that's hard to do when there's two tiny humans using his organs as punching bags and making him go to the bathroom every 5 minutes.

So he nearly pounces on you when you return to your shared room in the evening, but you're faster than him, unknowingly calming his nerves with your warm embrace and kisses. "Hello papa." You hum into his neck, your hands naturally falling to massage his bump. "Did you lot miss me?" And that loving look you give him reignites his need.

"Do you even have to ask?" Gaz growls and pulls you down by the collar into a demanding kiss. Using your distraction he pushes you until you tumble down onto the bed, quickly taking his position in your lap. "You-" Kyle grins down at you wolfishly, his hands on your shoulders keeping you laying down, "- are going to let me do this an' anything you say will be used against you."

"Sir," You say, breathless, your eyes just as dark and dilated as his, "I just got really hard."

"Good man." Gaz purrs and kisses you. It doesn't take much to get you two out of your clothes, your sweat slick skins rubbing together as he rides you. The position is a little awkward as he uses your bent knees to balance himself, his stomach pressing against your abdomen as he rides you. He's huffing and puffing like a racehorse, already losing steam even as his cunt flutters around your cock.

"Come on daddy," He moans and rocks his hips, "Put another one in me," He urges you on, and you don't know what comes over you but you grip his hips firmly and thrust up the next time he lowers himself onto your cock, forcing the most beautiful sounds out of his throat.

"Oh- fuck, yes, yes, yes!" He groans, gripping your knees in a white knuckled grip as he bounces on your cock. He looks so handsome like this, eyes closed and mouth open to moan freely as his belly gently bounces with your thrusts. You can't keep your hands off it, something about seeing him heavy with your young has you harder than you've ever been.

Your kiss is just as desperate as his had been when you finally push him into an orgasm, the clenching of his hole pulling you down into your own orgasm. "God, that was so good lovie." He whispers against your lips, his eyes going wide when you don't stop and buck your hips into him again.

"Said you wanted me to put another one in you." Is all you say as you roll your hips, your cock somehow still hard. His cunt flutters around you, wet and sloppy with his slick and your cum mixing between you two.

You really are the love of his life.

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