#what the hell is bro on about

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

he's such a fucking idiot helppp

[fiendishfables]

I am wholeheartedly convinced that Lucifer struggles daily to fight the voices-

[ricky-mortis]

Curly haired Agent Curt Mega :D

[jell-o101]

Hopeless romantic Mario from the '86 movie is living rent free in my head.

I get so giddy thinking about this widdle man.

Tʜᴀᴛ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ɪs ᴘᴀɪɴsᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢʟʏ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ.

[turtleblogatlast]

Man “Battle Nexus: New York” was a great episode but I do have one major gripe with it.

Like. Raph being paired up with Ghostbear? Makes sense. Works great. Works amazing, even.

Mikey being paired up with Meatsweats? Yeah that checks out!!

Donnie getting…Hypno…? I mean. I guess Donnie doesn’t like magic so it kindaaa works but Kendra would have been a much better choice to me personally. Maybe Big Mama didn’t wanna include a human or something…

And Leo getting…uh…one of the Sando Brothers???? Of all villains? Nah let’s be real, his main villain is more Big Mama herself (or Leo could be considered his own worst enemy lmao-). Hell Hypno would have probably worked better here considering their shared love for magic tricks and stuff, but Carl Sando????

[manyfandomsonelog]

Genuinely what the fuck did Charles mean when he said “Oh, I get it. This is like one of those Orpheus and Eurydice moments, isn’t it?” Like actually what the fuck was he talking about. What did he mean by that. Like from a meta perspective I know the line was fodder for a direct Orpheus/Eurydice parallel for fans to go feral over but like. What the FUCK was he on about?? I genuinely have no idea what he was even trying to say with that. Why was that his immediate response to Edwin confessing his love to him. I need to dissect Charles Rowland underneath a fucking microscope.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

so REVENGE, HUH? or justice, if that makes you feel better. it tastes the same when cooked just right. 'I REALLY WANTED A BROTHER.' such a shame to burn a bridge you so desperately wanted to keep, especially when it wasnt even you who started the fire. especially when you hope that not a single fragment of that bridge ever washes ashore.[MAY IT ROT FAR FROM MY SIGHTS] an unfortunate loss! atleast he has his friends.

[todayisafridaynight]

[foe-paw]

THE HORROR OF STAYING ALIVE

[spacebubblehomebase]

Not art this time but...

Headcanon: Lucifer visits Earth every decade or so as a part of his job as the ruler of Hell. He does it to learn about new sins as "subtly" as he could.

Lucifer: What is ray-sings-sims? Raising-sims? Raisins? Rain-Race-sin? R-Racisms? YES! That! Is it the one where people hate on the opposite sex for absolutely no reason even though humans were all made of the same cosmic dust?

Black woman: (Looking amused at the most stereotypical rich white guy she's ever met asking about sexism and racism.)

Lucifer: Yeah. This cocaine thing is doing nothing for me. I don't really get it, but this is a sin too. So marking that off the list! Thanks for letting me have a go at this, uh, Mr. Dealer? That's your last name, right? Oh man. I'm really bad at remembering names, but have this as a token of my appreciation. (Gives him a thousand dollars which is basically worth even more at the time.)

Drug dealer: (Gobsmacked the guy was still able to keep walking after practically inhaling every drug in existence back then.)

Lucifer: So this, um, cult thing? How did it get assigned to our department again? It sounds just like what Heaven does to me. Huh. Ah well. I guess I'll just roll with it like everyone else here. (Shrugs.) Yay, cult! Sooo do I get to keep the robe? It's kinda comfy- Aw wait there's murder? One died a-and another... Oh... OH... Ooooh boy. Oof. Yikes... So this means I can DEFINITELY keep the robe, right?

Lucifer: Ah yes. Burning the witch. Time to list down all the sorry souls who threw their life into the flame by believing in the occult arts. (Lists down everyone in the crowd who burned said "witch.") And as for Ms. Agnes The Witch here... Hmm. Well, that's for Heaven to worry about! Toodles~! Or, uh, Tickety-Boo!

(Needless to say, dear Luci has been an accidental charmer back on Earth. ^v^ Specially to sinners and people who were just unjustly treated during those times. He just had to see what every sin was for himself and try them out from time to time, but he didn't know he's been perceived as acting with the manners and traditions he gathered from the LAST decade he was on Earth so to everyone who's long gone pass those times, he comes off as a polite old-school rich white man. Naive yet surprisingly non-judgemental.)

-Bubbly💙

[mamawasatesttube]

fandom and all its """kon resents clark""" this and """clark is mean to/mistrusts kon""" that. actually, kon canonically goes to clark to bitch about his rogues gallery:

"Superboy's told me all about this guy."

(adventures of superman #533)

can you imagine? he just calls up superman to talk shit about scavenger (and presumably others too!!). i just know he's lounging midair in the most ridiculous poses while slurping up a milkshake he made clark buy him and spouting ridiculous teen slang that clark has to make several mental notes to look up later. this is the mark of a truly beautiful family bond and i, for one, would like to see more of it.

[nbnaruto]

For the older grayson brother danny au, realistically Danny would meet all of Dick's younger siblings gradually but the idea all of them meeting him all at once is so funny to me. Even better if none of them knew Dick had an older brother (and 2 older sisters), Dick just mentions he can't hang out with one of them in the gc because he's hanging out with his older brother and all the batkids are like "wtf are you talking about?" Dick swears he's mentioned Danny (and jazz and ellie) at least once but all of them swear they've never heard those names before. Cue the meeting, they've decided to meet at Mcdonald's or sumn and right before they get to the mcdonalds Dick stresses that they should be on their best behaviour cuz Danny and Co aren't from Gotham and they are Normal Civilians TM, they turn the corner and see McDonalds is getting robbed, they rush in to find Danny beating the shit out of the thief with a napkin holder like outta that scene in shameless, Jazz is getting a first aid kit ready and Ellie is cheering in the background

[dailybigbro]

Today’s BESTEST Big Bro is Donquixote Doflamingo from One Piece!!! He loves his little brother soo much and would never do anything to hurt him EVER!!!!!!😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Ok April fools is over fuck Doflamingo we do not appreciate his antics on this blog

[graph-aa]

Mario movie be like

It’s true and you know it

[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: dismemberment / ]

I think a lot about how Leo’s rescue could have easily ended in him losing a leg as the portal snaps shut on the Krang still clutching the limb, or, alternatively, only having Leo’s right arm make it out, still held dearly in his brother’s hand as the rest of Leo is left behind. (The latter hits even harder, as it directly parallels his future self in the worst of ways.)

I think a lot about how so many things could have gone wrong during the course of the movie with even a little bit of a change, but it really is harrowing how much of a coin-flip the entirety of the Prison Dimension rescue was.

[sukunas-wife]

I’ve been going back reading the manga, and i NEED TO KNOW WHY YOROZU WAS SO UPSET WHEN SUKUNA HINTED HE KNEW WHAT LOVE IS

And she GOT LIVID “THATS NOT TRUE LOVE”

Like hold on a minute- I might need to knock off Interview with a Vampire and find Yorozu

“Interview with a Woman who wanted my husband: Yorozu”

Only one question: “who the hell or what the hell did he love and can you elaborate in detail??? We’re all gonna jump him, because excuse me???

Every article says he never had a wife or family, he SAYS He was an unwanted child, eXCUSE ME??

*turns to sukuna*

Hold on if your an unwanted child, power hungry who and where did you experience love??

The only LOVE you better have is how you loved the food Uraume cooked for you and not Uraume

Tell me you had a concubine and a child you loved

imma flip this fr and theorize so hard it was YOUR SON Yuji AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE after being unloved as a child you said “This is my child, I’ll kill anyone who hurts him”

and he’s the reason you really fell in battle when you were betrayed. You tried to protect him! But what happens when you have a weakness? IT GET EXPLOITED

so when you came across him reincarnated, it pissed you off he was so nice and soft boyish you snapped and hated him even if he was your son.

That’s why you wanna break him, you want HIM TO BE YOU, to feel that hate, that rage, to let himself be consumed by the darkness you let yourself be consumed in when you were unwanted as a child-

STOP HURTING BABY BOY YUJI RYOMEN

I bet before you were labeled ryomen sukuna your name that you stripped away had “ITADORI” in it

Fight me-

Someone @ Gege tell i NEED to write this out

Read the tags btw i kept elaborating 😭

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