#what to serve with coffee

[keferon]

Howdy!

I think your Monster Hunter AU is really cool and I wanted to know if you’d be cool if I tried to write something in the universe? (Specifically about Prowl haha, I saw him once and thought 👀 “man i wonder if tarantulas was in this au how spooky he’d be given he’s spooky enough in canon”)

Would also love to know your thoughts/if you had any of what Prowl could be up to, I know the au is Lost Light focused so I totally get it if you don’t have any/etc.

Hope you have a good day! Love your art!

Hoooo boy okay okay. Prowl.

He's a Golem created by Orion.

In mythology, Golems are essentially living statues made of clay mixed with blood and animated by magic. They are stupid and exist for primitive manual labor.

In my universe, a Golem is basically the same thing, but made of metal.

Orion assembled his golem from empty armor, parts stolen from the medbay, and his own energon. And then he went and got a Wisdom artifact and put it in the golem's head, because the rules strictly forbid giving golems internal organs like sparks or processors.

As a result, the golem was very light because it was essentially empty inside, so even when it moved it did so very quietly for a mech its size. Orion had been startled the first fifteen times the golem would appear completely silent beside him. On the sixteenth time, he called the golem Prowl.

Prowl is basically not a real mech. He has no spark, he has no need to eat or sleep. His only and primary task is to serve Orion. Thanks to the artifact, he is freakishly intelligent, not only compared to normal golems, but to normal mechs as well.

Orion keeps his origin a secret from everyone except Ratchet and Shockwave (because Shockwave was the one who taught him how to create golems), so all the mechs in the Order are convinced that Prowl is just Orion's very tedious assistant, not...you know...a walking puppet who has incredible intellectual abilities, but almost no emotions or conscience:)

[t1sunfortunate]

I truly do think one of the largest pitfalls among the "media consumption is my passion" crowd is the tendency to treat characters as human beings with agency rather than narrative tools manipulated by the author

[angie-words]

My partner sent this to me (a Dragon Age fan):

and the very first thing that struck me was "wait... Has Varric been wearing a day collar this whole time?!"

EDIT: OK I've now down the bare minimum research on Earring Magic Ken and that first photo is even funnier with this context:

Source:

[thatsbelievable]

[akkivee]

nabbing from twitter lol

who in hypmic:

caught ur attention first: ichiro

first fav: ichiro and jakurai

current fav: kuukou💜💜💜

first least fav: samatoki-sama lol

least fav now: ?????

fav division: bat 💜💜💜

fav ship: ichikuu, riodice, mtrOT3

fav song: kaigen and osaka billion dreams for fav stage song even tho no one asked LOL

fav media: drama tracks and manga

fav official art: i have a lot lmao but these came to mind

[whats-that-teacup]

what got you into dinnerware? for me, it was Ouran High School Host Club. yes. i got into dinnerware through an anime. but it got me into this world of craftsmanship, history, and design, so i'm not even embarrassed to admit it anymore.

nothin wrong with finding new interests through anime lol! I think that's wonderful

I got into it through my grandma's collection! I sorted through and organized it some years ago and the emotional high of hunting down production dates and pattern names has never left me.

Sadly that collection has long since been pared down and given to consignment stores or whatever else, but I still have a couple full sets of hers and I'm very slowly adding to it whenever I visit resale shops hehe :3

This coffee cup is part of one of those remaining sets, from the brand Mikasa in the pattern Just Flowers.

A fun fact for u: Mikasa is a relatively modern name in the porcelain trade, being established in 1948. The oldest company in my collection is Spode! Established in 1770, they were a hugely influential part of early European porcelain production and the transition from soft-paste to hard-paste formulas. Also, they're still in business today! 2020 was their 250th anniversary.

[flowerboy-barista]

0 days of not needing to explain that a macchiato isn’t a latte.

[casdeans-pie]

A tube of syrup meant for drizzling on top of frappes..... OR !

It's actually really hard to draw with and it tries to sink into the foam almost immediately asdhjhgshfj but here's two caramel kitties

If I do another one I'd try to use the white and brown foam beneath them to give them patches and markings, that would be fun!

[transman-badass]

Do I need another WIP? Well, that depends on what you mean by that.

Do I need the extra work load? No.

Do I need the temporary catharsis of a cute trans twink getting pulled into solving a murder mystery while simultaneously trying to create a cult to the Ultimate Eldritch God-Abomination That Ever Existed? I mean, it's making me happy right now when nothing else is clicking so I guess so.

[amrv-5]

ohhh my goddddd i don't want to be here LMAO

[kennys-parka-jacket]

Me when I was 18: omg imagine having a caffiene dependency and having withdrawal symptoms if you don't consume every day. I could never. It's gross how normalized addiction is in this country.

Me at age 22: Texting my friends "sorry for what I said to you before I had my coffee that morning"

[cosmic-ships]

Kaden bursting through Mikal's quarters at 5AM like "LOOK AT THIS!!!"

and Mikal just slowly blinks at them because he's used to their sibling being so unhinged early in the morning

"What?"

"I JUST DISCOVERED THIS!"

"K-Star, that's a French press..."

"Thats a— you've been hiding this knowledge from me!?"

".......They're quite common"

"WELL I DIDNT KNOW THAT!"

"Get out of my quarters I'm going back to bed.....How does Kylo put up with you?"

Kaden grinning "I could tell you but you'd hate it. It involves this thing I do wi—"

"Disgusting. Get out."

[northernfireart]

your art reminds me of coffee cakes!/pos

OMG .. COFFEE CAKES.... I'm taking that as a win

[mossflower]

like here’s the thing i don’t hate my job. icecream is a sensory nightmare and i can’t deal with heat whether that’s weather or the grill mounted at face level that’s hotter than the fucking sun. but i like doing coffees and drinks and nattering away to customers and when i’ve done a good job i’m genuinely quite happy with myself

[akkivee]

so some fun things i’ve been subjected to cyberstalking hayama-san as best as i can lmao:

before the series rebooted, he had a segment on his and nozu’s radio show where he recommended panties based on a situation the viewer sent

the time he didn’t but totally did make a dild0

he started working out somewhat recently (very likely because of rio’s boot camp LMAO) and during an event show, while performing as this very cutesy character, he cupped his b00b asked nishiyama kotarou what he thought of his efforts. nishiyama-san leaned in with the intent to suck on them lmao

takeuchi-san also was a part of this event and he also agreed hayama-san has nice b00bs LOL

i can’t remember what exactly hayama-san had said, he was just reading off advertisements as part of a radio show, but some word activated sakakihara-san, his radio guest, like a sleeper agent and he roped hayama-san into a feeding kink rp on the spot. poor hirose daisuke-san, the radio’s co-host given front seat access to that, had actually just recovered from a cold and let them know they just made it worse LOL

[doodle17]

Holy shit people really fuckin hate us Utah folks