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0097linersb · 3 years

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Pink Lemonade

CHAPTER 2

Pairings: Jaemin x Renjun x Haechan x Jeno x Mark x Reader

Genre: Smut, Fluff, Humor (I guess), Slow burn af

Summary: The dreamies decide to spend some weeks at an Inn in the middle of the nature to relax and enjoy some outdoor adventures, far away from their crazy idol life. What they didn’t expect was the nice girl running said Inn.

Word count: 6k

A/N: Damn this is really not my style of writing, I’m doing all of this just to indulge in my fantasies honestly lol Please give me some feedback and tell me what more u want to see in this story <3

THIS ISN’t PROOF READ BECAUSE I’M TOO SICK TO DO IT SO IF IT SUCKS I’m SORRY

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Jisung almost cried in happiness when you parked in front of the butcher shop, so you just had to let the boy choose whatever he wanted for the barbecue. The ride to the camping site was fun, the car only had space for 4 of the boys so the other three rode in the back of the truck. Haechan had given you his phone to plug into the radio and asked you to turn up the volume to the max, having you laughing loudly as you watched, through the rearview mirror, Chenle recording Haechan and Renjun acting out the famous Titanic scene against the wind while Celine Dion blared from the speakers.

“Isn’t that dangerous?” Mark asked you, his body completely turned to the back, clearly worried.

“Nah, they’ll be fine,” You assured him, used to the countryside shenanigans (also, you had slowed down for good measure).

After around 10 minutes, the boys were already unpacking the car as you fetched the camping’s restroom keys from the reception. Jeno was excitedly babbling about all the activities he could do during the day as you all worked putting the tents up, having Haechan and Jisung groaning like the thought of hiking in the wild personally offended them.

“We only brought 4 tents,” Mark pointed out after a while, when everything was almost done (with a lot of struggle from the 7 men to follow your instructions and a very amused you).

“Oh yeah, we only have 4 back in the Inn, but I will see if the owners can rent us another one if you want.”

“No, no, it’s ok. I was just wondering about the sleeping arrangements since these only fit two people.”

“I’m with you,” Haechan quickly glued himself to Mark’s side. “I will literally kill myself if I end up sharing with Mister Nature over there.”

His observation apparently sparked something in Jisung, who stepped closer to Jaemin to assure he wouldn’t be partnered up with Jeno either (who honestly looked kind of upset).

“Guess I’ll sleep outside then,” He mopped, slightly annoyed at his friends’ antics.

“You can share with me if you don’t mind,” You offer when you notice Renjun and Chenle having a silent conversation with their eyes, letting you know none of them were excited with the idea of sleeping with Jeno either.

“Well, I don’t mind if you don’t,” He politely smiled at you and you automatically returned the gesture.

“But we will get the fluffy blankets,” You informed the others, knowing they had been fussing over these comforters since you packed it in the car earlier this morning.

“Yeah, y’all can freeze,” Jeno exclaimed excitedly and you didn’t have it in your heart to tell him there were other blankets, they were just not as cozy.

“Do you guys like barbecuing or would you rather I do it?” You ask, ignoring their disappointed looks over the lack of fluffy blankets.

“Haechan is good at that,” Renjun pointed out and you thought his target would complain (you had noticed Haechan liked to whine over things, it was cute), but the boy happily picked the plastic bag with the meat from the floor to start working.

“How much time until lunch is ready?” Jeno asked and Haechan held up one finger at him, too concentrated on placing the raw meat into the plates with your help to properly answer. “Ok, then I think I will go on that trail now so we can swim later, anyone wants to join?”

Renjun and Chenle scoffed in unison at that, unleashing a laugh from the new cook. You were interrupted from feeling sorry for Jeno when Mark sighed in defeat, “I’ll go with you.”

“Na Jaemin?” Jeno raised an eyebrow at his friend.

“Don’t play the best friend card,” Jaemin warned.

“I am playing the best friend card,” The boy smiled.

“I hate you,” He groaned, literally dragging himself to Jeno’s side.

“Just follow the signs, please don’t get lost. There’s no phone reception here so if you’re not back in an hour I will have to go after the firemen,” You tell them as they begin to leave. It was a pretty simple trail so you tried to trust their ability to go by themselves and not be too worried they would fall down a hill or something. “Also, don’t try to pet the cows.”

“Why would we pet cows?” Jaemin asked confused at the same time Mark happily asked, “Will there be cows?”

“Forget it,” Jaemin mumbled, rolling his eyes at his friend, no longer needing an answer for his question.

As the three explorers left, you and Haechan started cutting the meat while you asked Renjun to try and start the fire (you had originally asked Jisung, but when the boy almost burnt his shirt on the first try, you took the matches away from him). Chenle made himself busy cutting some vegetables and you all had some pleasant conversations about random topics, like which one of the boys did Chenle’s dog prefers and if Frank Ocean was better than Justin Bieber.

“Prada is way better than Dolce & Gabbana,” Haechan judged you once you started talking about fashion. “I own nothing from Dolce & Gabbana.”

“That’s because you don’t have good taste.”

“Or maybe it’s because I do and you’re just wrong.”

“Have you ever even watched a Dolce & Gabbana runway show?”

“Not really,” Haechan shrugged, seasoning the food in front of him.

“Then what are you going on about?” You huffed.

“I just like seeing you annoyed, it’s cute,” The man looked up at you, a side smile on his face that made your chest get hot.

“I’m not sure I should be flattered after knowing about your fashion sense,” You tried to joke, avoiding his flirting so your heart wouldn’t break your ribs with how strongly it was beating.

“I’ll buy you some Prada and you can see for yourself that I’m right,” He winked at you and damn, you weren’t about to deny some designer pieces, or his advances (if that was his way of hitting on you).

“Quit flirting, Tom Ford is better than both of them,” Renjun interrupted from where he was fanning the grill with a plastic plate.

“Renjun- No,” You looked at him disappointedly and Haechan laughed, well at least in something you could agree on.

“What?” The Chinese man whined.

“With designers like Vivienne Westwood and Alexander McQueen out there, you’re really going to play Tom Ford?”

“This isn’t Top Trumps! He has the best male designs-”

“Saint Laurent!” You exclaimed, placing the already seasoned meat on top of the grill.

“No - Ok, well. Yeah, that’s true,” He admitted with a pained face and you grinned in victory.

You continued chatting and even played a little bit of some word games that Chenle taught you until the food was ready and the rest of the group was back, Mark and Jaemin painting heavily like someone had stollen their lungs while Jeno just looked like he just had the time of his life.

“Did you all go the same way?” Jisung asked teasingly while he filled his plate with food, receiving a slap in the back of his head from Mark.

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As you finished having lunch and everyone was full and tired, you stretched some towels over the grass, by the shadows under the trees, so you could all be lazy and watch the clouds until the sun wasn’t so hot. You even shared some beers but told them to not drink too much or else they wouldn’t be able to ski, which got Mark and Jaemin controlling how many cans everyone had.

Haechan had apparently taken a flirt-pill, sharing a pool towel with you and hitting you with cheesy one-liners every chance he got, it made you laugh a lot so you guessed it was working (not that he needed to try too hard with those looks).

You had to wait at least an hour so the sun wouldn’t be too harsh and you could go to the water so, everyone chatted for a while until eventually, people started falling asleep. You could hear Haechan and Mark talking with each other behind you as you made some small conversation with Renjun, laying on your side so you could look at him. You were really curious to know about their lives back in Seoul and about their careers, but as they had expressed before, they would like to leave that behind for the time being and enjoy being normal young adults, so you decided to not go anywhere near the topic.

It was easy to forget you were there as their employee, the 7 men have been treating you so much like a close friend, always trying to include you in the activities and conversations, that you didn’t have to worry too much about being professional. It was comforting, feeling like you were part of one of those coming-of-age movies where life and friendship were romanticized – You just finally started understanding why.

“Are you sleepy?” Renjun asked softly when he noticed you were having trouble keeping your eyes open.

“Strangely enough, Chenle’s snores are really soothing.”

“Here, sleep. I’ll wake you up in 20 minutes,” The man smiled at you, offering his arm for you to place your head-on.

You contently cuddled into the man, too sleepy to get bothered by your fast-beating heart, not even being able to open your eyes anymore to catch him teasingly winking at an agitated Haechan.

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Like promised, Renjun woke you up by brushing your hair out of your face and it got the butterflies in your stomach fluttering in seconds. What a man.

“I think the weather is nice enough now,” He smiled at you and you blinked at him, lost in his eyes instead of processing what he just said. Your brain doesn’t normally function after just waking up.

‘’I’m first!” Haechan screamed in excitement and that got your mind back in place.

You lazily stretched and folded the towels with the help from the guys before taking the equipment from the trunk of the car, giving one lifejacket to each man. The dockworkers had already parked the jet ski at the camping site’s shore so you were happy you didn’t have to worry about that, you hated the whole process of bringing the vehicle down to the water.

“Did any of you ever ski before?”

“Only snowboarding,” Mark answered and the rest agreed with nods.

“Ok, it’s nothing like that, unfortunately. Let’s all sit down, basically the idea of it it’s that you’re gonna be floating in water with your knees bent in front of you, back straight and arms forward holding the rope in between the skis. Yeah – Perfect, Jaemin. So when I start speeding the jet ski, the rope is going to start pulling you fast, I can’t go slower or else you will not be able to stand up, so what you have to do is try to find the balance within you and first try to stand up with your knees bent and when you get that under control, you can try to stand up straight, kind of like surfing but leaning your body back. It will take a few tries so you’re able to stand up so don’t worry, also, if you fall down it will not hurt. When you want to stop just scream loudly at me and I will pass close by the shore and you will let go of the rope, the impulse will get you back to the shallow water. The most important thing is to always hold the rope in the designed area with the protection, it already happened that one of my guests held it in the wrong place and he lost a finger, so please, don’t make me go through that mess again.”

The men winced at that and Haechan backed down on his claim on going first, letting Jaemin steal his place – But he was happy to join you on the back of the jet ski when it came to it, arms thigh around your waist.

When everything was done and the boys were excitedly chatting, you grabbed on the hem of your shirt to take it off and heard the conversation go completely silent. You laughed at that, happy the shirt was covering your face as you slid it off your head, it’s going to be a fun day.

As you carefully went over the instructions to the man floating in the water again, you decided to go for it and after only 3 tries, Jaemin got the hang of it, being able to slide over the water for minutes without falling. You could hear his loud laughs from the jet ski, small droplets of water hitting your body, keeping it cool from the hot sun. Haechan kept screaming at you to make a U-turn so his friend would fall and you just told him you would do that when it was his turn to ski- He shut up about it after that.

The rest of the boys were cheering from the shore, excited for their turns.

“Haechan, look!” You pointed happily at the small rainbow on the side of the jet ski where the water splashed against the sun rays. The man squealed happily and dug his phone out of his pocket to take a picture and you furrowed your eyebrows at him, “Dude, what the fuck? Do you want to lose your phone? Put that away!”

“It’s ok, they say the new Iphones are waterproof.”

“Good luck finding it in the bottom of the lake!” You screamed back. They probably could buy thousands of those but it was always a hassle to lose a phone.

After Jaemin got tired, it was Jeno’s turn and Mark took Haechan’s place behind you, the man was too shy or maybe too much of a gentleman to hold onto you, choosing to grab the handles behind his seat to balance himself. You kind of missed the feeling of skin against skin but you appreciated the thoughtfulness if it was the case. His loud laugh at Jeno’s attempts of standing up were almost exploding your eardrums but you didn’t complain, it was cute and it made you smile with him.

After everyone had their turns (some giving up after not being able to stand up), Jisung asked if he could pilot the jet ski and you were not sure about it, since he didn’t have a license (technically neither did you, but you have been doing this since you were like 9 and the lifeguards knew you well enough to not fine you for it), but as soon as the boy pouted at you it was game over - He sure took advantage of being the youngest a lot for someone who didn’t like acting cute.

When you came back onshore, any traces of your voice were completely left back in the lake at Jisung’s antics, the boy’s waist was probably purple from how tight you squeezed your arms around him. It was a miracle you were both still alive, honestly. Chenle wanted to ask if he could go too but after he heard your screams and how stressed you looked when you came back, he decided to wait until later or some other day, he knew how Jisung could be.

When you were about to open a drink to get over riding the jet ski with the young man, the owners of the camping site came to offer you one of those towable tubs and Haechan hurriedly accepted. All you could say is that you never had this much fun in your life, you even let Jeno and Jaemin pilot the jet ski so you could ride the tube a few times – Happy moments like that were why you loved summer. You even had a moment with Mark, who quickly grabbed your waist to hold you when he felt you were going to fall off the tube, and kept it there until the jet ski stopped and he realized what he was doing, apologizing and retreating his hands just as fast.

When everyone was soaked and exhausted, the drinks were finally passed around and you enjoyed getting tipsy in each other’s company, sitting under the sun so your clothes would dry. The conversation was easy-going as always, they told you many funny stories from their lives living together, making a competition out of exposing each other – You didn’t need to know all about Haechan’s underwear collection, thank you very much. They also asked you some questions about your life back in the city, like if you studied, if you lived by yourself and if you went out a lot.

“Do Koda and Kenai stay at the Inn with your parents when you move back?” Chenle asked.

“I take them to stay with me at the city some weekends ‘cause I miss them, but I think it’s better for them to stay here, where they can run to their heart’s content and chase after squirrels all day long. But if I spend too much time without visiting or bringing them back to the apartment, my mom told me they get really sad and keep waiting at the door for me, It’s really cute.”

“You should always take at least one of them with you, it’s dangerous for women to live alone in the city,” Jaemin scolded you.

“It’s dangerous for women to be alone anywhere,” You sadly laughed.

“Dude, I’m pretty sure it’s more worrisome to be alone in the middle of the woods with no contact with the outside world,” Mark told his friend.

“How’s the crime rate here?” Renjun asked curiously.

“There’s a lot of robberies since the houses stay empty for most of the year, but they avoid the houses with people in it thankfully. Before we turned our house into the Inn, we were mugged like 8 times, lost lots of TVs. But besides that, I guess nothing too out of the ordinary -Oh, wait! They actually found a body in the lake a few months ago, crazy times.”

“Whaaaat? Was it a murder or someone drowned?” Chenle asked.

“I’m not sure I remember it right but I think the body was dumped there, but they never prosecuted anyone for it so,” You shrugged.

“Ok, can we please start locking the doors at night?” Jisung asked looking scared to death and you laughed, it was normal to leave the houses open in here when you were in it - Like you said, robbers only took advantage of the empty ones.

“We should watch a horror movie, we’re literally in the perfect setting for it,” Jeno jokingly suggested and Jisung groaned, burying his head in Jaemin’s shoulder.

“As soon as we have internet, I’ll download some movies,” Haechan smiled, excited with the idea.

“I’m pretty sure there will be a storm in the next 2 or 3 days, let’s wait until then, the power almost always goes out,” You smile wickedly, mostly just to hear Jisung cutely begging for it to not happen.

You noticed Renjun hasn’t tried to tease Jisung yet, so you looked at him worriedly, only to find he was already staring at you (well, kind of) and only then you realized you were still in your bikini top. Since everyone was already mostly dry thanks to the hot sun, only small droplets of water could be seen running down your bodies, most of them dripping from your hairs, and you could see Renjun’s eyes following the movements of the water drops down your skin, so like the annoying tease you were, you purposefully used your hand to mess your hair a little so he could enjoy the view of the water trails from your neck to your chest.

Jeno and Jaemin went over to the little supermarket close by the camping site to buy more drinks and came back with popsicles for everyone, you had never been happier with a gift in your whole life.

“I brought you a tangerine one,” Jaemin handed you the snack with a soft smile.

“Thank you,” You could legit feel the heart in your eyes when you looked at him.

The boys entered a conversation about their friends back in Seoul and you guessed there were more people in their group than just the seven of them. You didn’t know any of the new names, so you just drank your alcohol and happily licked around your popsicle in silence, thinking about how you needed to finish the book you have been trying to read for weeks with no success.

“Careful there, you don’t want anyone getting wrong thoughts,” Haechan winked at you and you looked at him confused by being brought to reality so suddenly, only to notice he was looking at the popsicle in your mouth.

You knew he was joking but you still gagged, pushing the boy away in disgust, “What is wrong with you? Ew.”

“What’s going on?” Renjun asked, looking confusedly at Haechan who was having trouble breathing from laughing too hard while you just looked about to cry.

“Haechan is cosplaying a whole-ass predator,” You whined, face still twisted in repulsion.

“Not surprised,” Chenle sighed.

When the sun was already down and stars started to decorate the sky, you decided to start the firepit with Jaemin’s help while Mark went over to the reception to see if they had a guitar to lend you. Jisung and Chenle had gone in a little adventure in the dark to find sticks for the marshmallows, and of course, Renjun and Haechan made it into a competition, suggesting they formed pairs to see who would collect more of it in 5 minutes.

You were fanning the pit with another plastic plate as Jaemin tried to carefully change the positions of the wood pieces around to see if the fire would catch with less struggle. Your arms were right about to fall off when Jeno took the plate from you and assumed the responsibility, allowing you to rest. It took a good while (meaning all the men were already back) but eventually, it worked and you had a respectable firepit to sit around and eat marshmallows.

After spending the afternoon drinking, everyone was already loudly laughing at everything and Mark had a hard time tuning the guitar, but as Renjun and Haechan started singing a soft song, you couldn’t believe your ears. You honestly didn’t know why you were so surprised considering they were literally a famous music group, but you were just in shock at how beautiful they sounded and falling more in love with them after every word they sang.

You sang some songs together, joked around trying to rap to Nicki Minaj songs (honestly, it was so funny that Mark knew how to play Super Bass in the acoustic guitar), told horror stories, ate marshmallows and shared some wine bottles. You were distracted laughing at how gone Jisung looked, hugging Jeno tightly and muttering repeatedly how much he loved him when Jaemin handed you something. You looked up at the man in confusion, taking the black thing from his hand only to find out it was a hoodie, “I saw you were shivering, went to the car to get it so you won’t get sick.”

“Oh, thank you,” You couldn’t even smile. You were not one to get shy over little things like this, what was going on?

You appreciatively put the hoodie on as Jaemin sat next to you, “Won’t you be cold?”

“Nah, it’s ok. Men have a higher body temperature than women.”

“Is that so?” You smiled at him, cuddling into the big comfy hoodie, understanding why designer clothes were so expensive: That top just felt like heaven – Or maybe it was because it smelt like Jaemin.

“It’s true. Plus, all this alcohol is keeping me warm.”

“Jeno could say the same, he just got the world’s first alive blanket,” You joked, pointing at the pair sitting across from you.

“I should really take him to bed,” He laughed softly, before standing up and wishing you a goodnight, leaving to carry a whiny Jisung to their tent.

You enjoyed the boys singing for a while longer before your third yawn in a minute told you it was time to go to sleep too. You bid everyone goodnight before Haechan’s voice made you do something you would regret (like kissing him in front of his friends), only being interrupted by Jeno telling you to wait for him. The two of you walked over to your tent, placing a blanket folded in two on the floor to make it softer, the two small pillows and the other blanket to cover yourself with on top of it.

You both crawled into the tent and Jeno made his way under the covers as you tried to zip the “door” closed, before joining him. It has been a long time since you had shared a bed with a man, it has been an even longer time since you had shared a bed with a man this attractive, so it was no surprise to you when your heart started beating fast because of nervousness as you stared at the top of the tent in silence for a while, feeling the side of his arm touching yours because of the lack of space.

“Well, this is awkward,” The boy laughed, trying to lighten up the mood.

“Why? Because I’m a girl?” You teased, turning around to look at him to find out he was doing the same.

“No. Because you’re a very attractive girl.”

There it was. You were going to throw your own heart up and appear in the news as the woman who died because someone flirted with her.

“You’re not so bad yourself, Jeno Lee.”

You both started at each other in the dark smiling, the tension between you drowning out the noises of the loud men outside. You could feel your pulse in your ears and if something didn’t happen in the next 5 seconds, you were surely going to explode.

“I really want to kiss you,” Jeno softly stated.

“What are you waiting for?” You breathed out, paralyzed by the heavy energy in the air.

“I don’t know,” He let out before closing the space between you in one swift motion.

You really didn’t expect that the first man out of the seven to make a move on you would be Jeno. Haechan? Of course. Renjun? Not surprising. Even Jaemin would be kind of expected. But Jeno? You had to say you were impressed.

His lips first met yours hesitantly, as if he was still not sure if it was what you wanted, but when you let out a soft gasp and your hands clutched his shirt, he got all the confirmation he needed, his own hands flying to your waist to pull you closer as he kissed you more confidently. When you realized it, you were already sucking on Jeno’s tongue as he groaned and let one of his hands slide down your body to hold your ass, pulling your hips against his without even realizing - While the other found its place on the back of your neck.

Suddenly the tent was too hot and you pushed the blanket off of you, quickly grabbing Jeno’s shirt again so he wouldn’t pull away from you under any conditions. When his right hand slipped under your hoodie (well, Jaemin’s hoodie), to play with the bottom of your bikini top, a moan escaped your mouth before you could hold it and you felt the man going stiff.

“Do you want to stop?” You hurriedly asked, trying to catch your breath.

“God, no,” He rasped out. “I just- I have only done this once or twice before.”

“It’s ok, you’re doing great. We can go to sleep if you’re not comfortable –“

“Y/N.”

“What?”

“I’m going to kiss you again.”

“Ok.”

And then he did, resuming it right back from where he stopped. He sucked softly on your bottom lip and took advantage of the gasp you let out to let his tongue explore yours once again, his thumb shyly adventuring itself under your top, rubbing delicate circles over your nipple, that had you squirming and clutching on the white fabric that covered his chest with even more strength. He broke the kiss and ignored your whine, littering the side of your neck with open-mouthed kisses to see if he could get more pretty sounds out of your mouth, he had never been this hard before and if you continued to rub your thigh against his bulge on accident, this all would be over really soon.

When Jeno was happy with the way your nipples stood hard, he let his hand travel down your abdomen, playing with the hems of your shorts to see if you were ok with where this was going, and when you let out the hottest “Please” he thinks he would ever hear in his life, he couldn’t hold himself from finding your lips once again in complete animalistic hunger, grabbing the back of your neck with his left hand to pull you impossibly closer, while his other hand worked unbuttoning your shorts. He didn’t even bother taking them off once he got them to open, just letting his fingers trace against your slit through your panties. Jeno’s cock twitched when he felt how wet you were and your mouth vibrated with the moan he let out, your own nails gripping at his back at the feeling you hadn’t experienced in a long time.

You let your hand fly to the bulge in his pants, pressing the heels of your palm against it and Jeno just about lost it, aggressively shoving the bottom of your panties to the side so he could truly feel you, coating his fingers with your arousal before letting his middle one inside you. His hold on the back of your neck tightened when he felt your walls squeezing around his fingers and he felt like he could cum untouched just by thinking about his cock inside you and hearing the soft moans you were trying so hard to hold back. After he had two fingers successfully pumping into you, a wave of pleasure rushed through his body, reminding him you were still touching him through his pants and he bit your lip sharply to hold himself back.

Jeno might be a bit inexperienced but he was not hopeless, he did watch porn like any other guy and he had always been a fast learner; The way your body violently spasmed when he took his fingers out of you, to use his middle one to rub circles on your clit, gave him enormous satisfaction. The two of you were messily kissing, moaning into each other’s mouths at your touches and your quickly arriving highs.

“Stop, I’m too worked up,” Jeno breathed against your mouth, asking you to stop pumping him through the fabric.

“Me too,” You assured, not wanting to stop.

“I want to cum in your mouth,” He admitted and your legs squeezed shut at the request, earning a smirk from the man, who enjoyed your moment of shock to rub your clit faster. You were obliged to obey now, his touch felt so good that you couldn’t focus on returning the favor, allowing your hands to clutch his shoulders.

Jeno didn’t kiss you, wanting to watch the way you were shaking in front of him and biting your lips to keep yourself quiet. You were having trouble keeping your eyes open, so you just squeezed them shut and enjoyed the feeling of having one of the hottest men on earth about to make you cum.

“Jeno-” You whined, trying to signal you were close.

“I can’t believe how fucking hot you are,” He groaned, not slowing his finger down when your nails dug on the back of your shoulders. “You’ve been driving me crazy since day one. How many times have I thought about doing this- I hope next time I can fuck you properly.”

His words were all it took for you to fall off the edge, your whole body spasming against his finger and you almost drew blood from your lip, from how tightly you bit it to keep your scream inside. You managed to open your eyes, breathing like you had just climbed Everest in one go, muscles going limp when you watched the man in front of you take his fingers out of your shorts and into his mouth, “Jeno.”

He sucked his fingers clean before smiling at you and something just took over you, quickly getting on your knees in between Jeno’s legs. He gasped in surprise and you couldn’t even care, pushing his shirt up a bit so you could kiss his lower abdomen and navel while you untied and pushed his sweater pants down. He was just so hot, his whole body was built like a god’s and you just felt so lucky that you were the one hearing his raw moans of your name as you kissed his throbbing member over his underwear.

You didn’t waste any more seconds, deciding you could tease him some other time; At the moment you just needed his dick inside your mouth. You dragged his boxers down his thighs, enjoying the way his hands firmly gripped your hair and how imposing his cock was, muscles trembling under your hands. You slowly licked a long stripe up his length before engulfing the tip with your lips and giving it a soft suck, watching his face twist in pleasure – His hips automatically bucked into your mouth and you just accepted it, bobbing your head up and down with no ceremony until he was practically holding your head and just fucking your mouth to his heart’s desire, low grunts enchanting your ears every time his tip hit the back of your throat.

You were enjoying this a little too much, legs already squeezing together again in arousal, and a whine made its way across your lips when he pulled you away.

“Open up,” He ordered in a raw deep voice and you happily obliged, opening your mouth and letting your tongue out, staring up at him as he pumped his cock a few more times. The way he stared at you and rasped out your name when he came on your tongue, was something you would never be able to forget.

You promptly swallowed as you waited for him to recover, returning his smile when he gave you a soft chuckle.

“Damn,” He breathed out in bliss. “You’re so beautiful.”

“So I’ve been told,” You joke, letting yourself crawl back to his side.

It was easy to fall asleep in between Jeno’s arms.

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heathneycanon · 3 years

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reasons why phobia factor fucking slaps

ok this lowkey just turned into me rambling abt phobia factor while i rewatched it. putting it under a read more bc it’s super long lmao

like, the entire first five minutes are the campers being friendly to each other?? and vulnerable, to a degree??? you know i love that shit

courtney and trent?? talk to each other?? like. okay they’re never in the same frame together unfortunately, but they do have like, two whole back and forth conversations.

also in that campfire scene at the beginning, cody and trent are sitting next to each other and there are some. good screencaps

“exSQUEEZE me?!” like cody. ur such a dork omfg

duncan vulnerability hours

lindsay asks what a standee is and trent explains it and doesn’t mock her/isn’t annoyed with her at all, in contrast to a lot of the other campers interacting with lindsay. i love them as friends SO much u all have no idea

harold’s little scene with the ninjas. i love him sm. why does he have nunchucks with him when he goes to the bathroom??

leshawna is afraid of spiders and she runs away screaming from. chef wearing a spider suit??? like i don’t love spiders but if a man i knew wearing a spider costume was calmly walking toward me i wouldn’t react the same way as i would to a real spider. anyway i think this is hilarious.

season one heather vulnerability hours.....

i mean, i really wish they’d actually shown her talking abt her fear at the campfire, rather than just having it told by gwen in the confessional, but i get why they did that. regardless that one scene right before the sumo wrestler charges at her where she’s literally shaking.... i want to give her a hug

side note i hope the sumo wrestler is okay he hit his head quite a few times

ok so. trent accidentally leaving gwen buried underground because he’s getting chased by a mime isn’t like. a sweet gwent moment. but it is one of their interactions that i remember most vividly from tdi lmfao

what is a cute gwent moment is trent like. kneeling next to her while chris is burying her. and the face he makes at chris when he jokes abt not digging her up..... i love them sm

also gwen sounds so fucking dramatic when they close the box she’s in like. “goodbye cruel world” gwen ur being buried for 5 minutes ur not dying sdfjlafskj i love her

duncan hyping dj up before he picks up the snake is so cute?? like he’s clapping for him and he’s got what i call “adorable duncan face” which is where his eyes are full circles and he’s smiling. i can remember him making this face at courtney, dj, and alejandro throughout the series and it’s just. ugh loving soft duncan hours

“ah! it blinked” “it means she likes you” sadie where are u getting this information

okay so i googled if this was true and the result i got was “snakes can’t blink” so first of all i have no clue where sadie pulled that fact from and i have even less of an idea of where chris got that fucking. blinking snake from. is that even a snake??

when dj picks up the snake and they all hype him up?????? i love the killer bass so much it’s unreal

more cute gwent moments... gwen and trent talking on the walkie talkies.. they’re so cute

when the mime pops up behind trent and he does that little scream.... it’s loving trent hours u guys

trent is so bothered by a mime literally just. being a mime. me too trent. me too.

duncan and the celine dion music store standee.... everything abt that scene

"DUDE SHE’S MADE OF CARDBOARD” tyler i love you

courtney genuinely saying that it’s okay if he can’t do it (when she was being harsh to dj about the snake earlier..... duncney is so good in tdi u guys)

and then theY HOLD HANDS GUYSSSS IM SOFT FOR THEM

and THAT is what gives duncan the encouragement he needs to go for it?? they’re so good.

his “okay, okay” right before going for it... duncan’s voice acting is so good in this episode omfg

THE MUSIC THAT PLAYS WHEN HE HUGS THE STANDEE AND THEN EVERYONE CHEERING ITS SUCH A GOOD SCENE

THE DUNCNEY HUG

“duncan, you’re awesome!” and the look of shock on his face at both the fact that he did it and that courtney’s hugging him...... have i mentioned i love duncney yet?? bc i do

i can’t believe i used to dislike duncney omfg

then when courtney realizes that she’s hugging him and steps back jafksdfjlsa she’s so cute

and then the rest of the bass come over and hype duncan up more like. i love how supportive they all are in this episode!!

trent is so excited when he finally gets the mime to leave him alone fakjldjfl like he didn’t have to ROAST the dude. but he did.

chris somehow owns a remote control hail cloud?

lindsay getting excited about the “baby cloud” and calling it over?? she’s so cute omfg

trent fucking. hates geoff. gwent has geoffphobia in tdi ig

when they dig up gwen and she throws the walkie talkie at his head but he doesn’t stop smiling..... your honor i love them

owen and izzy getting out of the plane and kissing the ground together..... adorable.

cody with a fucking. watermelon on his head and covered in trash scares bridgette out of the woods. that will never not be funny to me

THAT ONE FUCKING SCENE. WHERE SADIE AND LINDSAY HYPE EACH OTHER UP. THAT MAY BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE SCENES IN THE ENTIRE SERIES. I LOVE THEM SM

the only bad thing abt this ep- tyler should have gotten the fucking point. he completed the challenge. i love courtney, but realistically, she should have gone home this ep and tyler should have stayed.

bridgette hyping tyler up...... im soft they should be friends

“quit being such a girl” courtney im sorry but the only reason you’re still in the game rn is because ezekiel made sexist comments in episode one. what are u saying lmfao

tyler and heather’s reactions to their fears rly make me think. bc like. most of the other campers have a more outward, loud reaction, maybe scream and run away. a couple are just a little wigged out. gwen gets a little snippy and is clearly super freaked out as well. but tyler and heather just. completely shut down. like, curled up in a ball, nonverbal, and shaking. makes u think.

why did cody need a calculator to figure out that the score was 7/3....... cody is canon lgbt+ bc he can’t do basic math without a calculator confirmed

also regardless of how little sense that made. at least that screencap gave us commie cody

when gwen starts trying to psych courtney out and heather like. gasps and looks shocked..... i like to think that heather feels a little bad for courtney here. heathney real.

duncan and bridgette hyping courtney up..... i love the killer bass so much omfg

courtney looks so sad when she walks away from the jelly.......

and then in the confessional right after?? she’s like. crying a little bit :( and she’s beating herself up abt it like..... :( courtney no

LITERALLY she’s like “how could i be so weak” “i deserve to go home” “you’re pathetic” (to herself) and then tells herself to show some confidence and then. she just starts crying again. and then slaps herself?? GOD I FUCKING LOVE COURTNEY SHE’S SO HARD ON HERSELF

owen just. hangin out in the tub of jelly. i love u, u wild dude. fuckin sit in that green jelly. loving owen hours

the little look that courtney and tyler give each other when they’re the last two without marshmallows..... half solidarity half “i don’t want to be the one going home”. i love them sm :(

i KNOW i said this earlier but. tyler should NOT have gone home this episode!!!!!! only bad thing abt this ep

all the fuckin chicken puns are a little bit funny tho

“he won’t be flying high tonight” bridgette chickens can’t fly

when courtney goes “okay, that’s enough” like. tyler’s not even there at this point but she’s defending him. maybe it’s because she still feels she should have gone home instead? maybe it’s because of that little bit of solidarity she felt for him when they were the final two without a marshmallow? maybe i’m reading too much into this? but idk. i think it’s sweet

okay no i have another complaint. what the fuck was the whole boat ride for tyler?? like when sadie gets eliminated the surprise she gets is that katie is on the boat. when tyler is on the boat, CRYING, after literally none of his teammates came to see him off, after he LITERALLY COMPLETED THE CHALLENGE BUT DIDN’T GET CREDIT FOR IT. the fucking. CHICKENS POP OUT?????? tyler deserved better

also some of the challenges were a lot easier, or at the very least, harder to fail than others this ep. i love it but come on. lindsay and sadie vs like. gwen vs owen and izzy vs dj. there were very different time limits, actual fright level, ability to back out once they were doing the challenge.... not a fair challenge

also uhm. if we’re being technical tyler and heather had the exact same reaction to their fears, so why did heather get a point and tyler didn’t? if the chicken had run at him, would he have won? smh

i do love this episode so much but. i had a couple complaints

okay finally lindsay’s little confessional to tyler where she blows him a kiss.... they’re so adorable lyler rights!!

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okay so i actually did watch a few episodes of 911 this week without liveblogging them but i did take notes as if i was liveblogging and then just,,, didnt lmao so in case anyone cares about my thoughts im going to share them anyway asdlfkjsdl mostly i think they’ll just be fun to look at later

2x02

CHRISTOPHER CAN BE ON SCREEN FOR 2 SECONDS AND I LITERALLY LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Eddie Diaz is soooooo fuckin dreamy i stgggggg

“I cant order you guys to go inside that building and im not gonna judge you if you decide not to” “Hen, you got a kid, so...” “Yeah. And I’d hope if someone whose job it was to save him they’d do it. No matter what.” QUEEN SHIT 😤😤😤

Marvin you on thin ice but you right; you a king

IM GOOD COACH HEART OF A CHAMPION WHY AM I CRYING

HEART OF CHAMP I AM CRYING AND THEY ALL KEEP SAYING IT BACK TO HIM IM- IM FRAGILE RN. LITERALLY WHY DID EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS ARC MAKE ME SO EMO

NOT HENRIETTA. FUCK

2x03

MADDIE I BELIEVE IN YOU YOU GOT THIS QUEEN

“They could really use a miracle today” “I might just have a few of those left. I see them.” ALSKFKGKS crying why is the dialogue so good in this show???

FUCK. RUSS ITS YOUR DAY OFF

Russ gonna die im calling it. They saved the athlete and they’ll probably save the little girl?? So hes not gonna make it. At least hen is okay

“Even i couldnt save me. You dont know me, but im good.” “Oh yeah? Well maybe im better”

FUCK. I called it but it still hurts

CLOSE CALL WITH THAT ELEVATOR OMGGG

ALL OF THAT ENDING??? WE CAN BE HEROES SLAPS AND IK WE BEEN KNEW BUT ALDJFKFKSKJ everything about the end to that episode is so 👌👌👌 i wanna cry

EDDIE RUNNING TO HIS BOYYYYYYYY IM

ATHENA AND BOBBY HELL YEAHHHHH the husband is a straight g pullin thru for him like that

2x04

OMG CHRISTOPHER AND EDDIE IM 🥺🥺🥺

Also Christopher is such. Lil cutie

THEIR LITTLE FAMILY!! THE ABUELA?

“These fire guys are totally hot” LAKJDFKAL I MEAN YOURE RIGHT

AKJDKLASDJ YOU LIVE IN YOUR INVISIBLE GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE AND YOURE TELLING ME ABOUT WEAK EXCUSES. THAT SMUG LOOK ON EDDIES FACE IM ASLKFJSAL

Oh sheet Eddies abuela 😞

Every interaction between Eddie and Christopher got me like 🥺🥺🥺

Okay how are you not supposed to ship Buddie they’re talking about being single together and then his aunt telling buck about how ‘he’s a saint’ and all that??? THATS SUCH ROMANTIC INTEREST SHIT. WHEN DO YOU HAVE A FAMILY MEMBER GUSHING TO A MAIN CHARACTER AND THAT CHARACTER ISNT THE LOVE INTEREST????

HE BROUGHT CHRISTOPHER TO WORK AWWWWW!! THEYRE GOING ON A MISSION TOGETHER

Oooh I love this song STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU

“Now I feel kind of lame” “BECAUSE YOU ARE” LMAO HEN

Ooooh yeah why do you call him chim???

BOBBY AND CHRISTOPHER. CHIM AND CHRISTOPHER. THIS IS SO CUTE

AWE EDDIE AND CAP

BOY CRUSH ON EDDIE ADLSJFLDKS

Awe good for Maddie omg 🥺🥺🥺

CHIMNEY IS A MODERN MEDICAL MIRACLE???? I mean good for him bro figured lol but for it to be said out loud shittttttt

AKSFJALSDK TATIANA SHES FUCKING MARRIED YOURE KIDDING ME HOW QUICKLY DID YOU GET MARRIED AFTER BREAKING UP WITH CHIM

alkjsdskla im losing it over Tatiana

Awww now this is sad :( chim’s got noboddddddy

Sdkljfas Buck you have GOT to move out of Abby’s place dude

‘I had a life-altering trauma and her life got altered. All I got was the trauma.’ THATS SUCH A GOOD LINE SPEAK YOUR TRUTH CHIM

YOURE MY FRIEND SHES YOUR EX. YOU GET TO FORGIVE AND MOVE ON I GET TO HOLD A GRUDGE UNTIL THE DAY I DIE ALSKFDSDA

Chim 🥺 awe. “Wakes me up in the middle of the night”. Buddy :( CAPS GOT YA

CARLAAAAAAAAAA HELL YEA

“BESIDES THAT PERFECT BONE STRUCTURE” SDKAFSJA

like. Fuck Tatiana. But also good for her. And Chim gets to start to move on!! That was a really sweet scene

Aw Bobby gets Athena ^-^

This was such a good fucking episode yo. Like the way the idea of being stuck had to do with the 911s lives while also all of the calls they went one were being physically stuck and the way the proposal instigated Chim’s breakdown to allow him to finally move on…. just. Excellent television!!!!

So proud of Maddie!!!! So proud of everybody this episode :)

Buck yeah you gotta move out buddy

2x05

ASKFJHASJLAD this has gotta be fake im sdlfkjsaldk

LMAOOOO THIS BITCH she’s gonna end up actually getting hurt

OMFGGGGGGGG this bitch had it coming

DONT WE KNOW YOUUUUUUUUU THE PORCH PIRATE?? ASLDKJFALKSS

What is this girls fucking problem with Maddie lmaaooooooo fuck off

Awe this lady with the muffin or whatever is so sweet. This places Celine dion 😂😂😂 queen

Lmao wait why is she actually horrible 😂😭😭

BUCKETTE LMAOOOOO

Omg Maddie and Athena are so fun

THEYRE PROTESTING HOMOSEXUALITY??? WHAT THE FUCK

HES A FUCKING RACIST TOO???

I CAN HELP YOU WITH THE SWEDISH HALF BUT I DONT KNOW WHICH HALF THAT IS SLKDFJASLK EDDIE

I love Maddie and Athena so much alsdkfj

WHATS HER FACE? EVA? STRAIGHT UP BITCH JFC

Gloria im sorry but you’re getting what you deserve.

LKAJSDALKS. “People who yell and scream and cry and expect you to do something for them” GIRL YOU ARE LITERALLY A 911 RESPONDER THAT IS YOUR GOT DAMN JOB???

“Do they ever think of anything but themselves and what they need?” THEY ARE USUALLY DYING GLORIA

“SNITCHES GET STITCHES” JEEZ WOMAN

I feel so bad for Hen and Karen :( Eva can fuck off dude. Can’t they get sharing rights with the dad? I mean yeah it sucks that Eva is just doing this to fuck em over but like.. the dad still deserves to get to know his son if he wants to. Though Eva would probably try to stay with him just to turn Denny against Hen and Karen… UGHHHHHH

Lil denny :( aw Hen. I love her sm

Hen what u doing girl…. Cant it make the case more difficult if you keep interacting with Eva?

I love Karen and Hen sm 🥺

WHAT YOU DOING HEN. ARE YOU JUST GONNA LEAVE HER???

YOURE FINGERPRINTS ARE ON HER NOW DUDE. GO BACK

Ugh I hate that she lived but it was the right thing to do….

“I save awful people every day its my job” Hell yeah girl

SHES GOING BACK TO JAIL HELL YEAH

Dont love cheering for her going back tho jail can be terrible…. But at least she’ll be out of Karen and hens lives. we’re not meant to think too deeply about this is.

LOVE MADDIE AND ATHENA

GLORIA IS THE FUCKING WORST

oh…. gloria… damn.

Cant you just share custody?? :( I mean it sucks but like… just talk to him.

“Yeah people can be awful… but not everyone is awful… but you’ll never know what kind of person someone is unless you give them the chance to show you” :(

WOW THE DAD IS THE FUCKING BEST?? HELL YEAH

ATHENA AND BOOBBY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE

Wow the last shot of the episode thats like the long shot at the dinner table with the narration was real fucking good :( im emo.

2x06

ADSLFJLK;ALSD. BUCK THOUGHT SHE WAS CALLING EDDIE CUTE BUT SHE MEANT CHIMNEY

listen. I do know what happens between those two and I am very excited.

Oh no maddies so anxiousssss

Buck fangirling over this reporter lady im asldkjflksad

“But the way they cared for me, thats what kept me alive” :( Hen :(

Omg are Athenas kids like the same age as Bobbys :(

SOMEONE SENT THEM EDIBLES????? OMFGGGGGG

OH NO CHIM IS THE ONLY ONE THATS SOBER

THIS WOMAN HAS A HIGH HEEL STICKING OUT OF HER FACE EWWWW ITS SO GROSS

DID THESE BEAUTY QUEENS SHRINK OR ARE WE SUDDENLY GIANTS ALKDSJFLKAKL

TEEN TINY THE WAY HIS VOICE FUCKING CRACKED

SDKFJSKDA THEYRE ALL FUCKING HIGH IM

HIGH BOBBY IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY

Oh no eddies upsetttttt 😂

This is fucking HILARIOUS

Oh no bobbyyyyyyyy :((((((

Awe the news piece was so nice

CHIMNEY AND MADDIEEEEEEE

Oh shes got a fucking POPCORN MAKER IM SO JEALOUS

Wow Taylor was really going to use the footage :/

“Just get a room already” BUCK NOOOO DUDE

The way bobby always fist bumps Athenas son whenever they say hello/goodbye. So fun 🥺good content right there

DONT TELL ME THEYRE GONNA ASK HIM TO BE IN THE PIC????

OMGGGGG BOBBYYYYYYY IM CRYINGGGGGG

AWE AND THE FUCKING SONG; WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE YOU MAKE ROOM YOU PROBABLY NEVER LOVED SOMEONE LIKE I DO

#LONG POST #LONG ASS POST #lol #ellie liveblogs #911 #my posts

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The Masked Singer Season 5 Episode 10: Quarterfinals! ft the “fiesty five” (Commentary & Guesses... well me reiterating the same guesses but adding a new one yay!)

Hello my fellow Masked Singer fanatics! Welcome or welcome back to Ana’s Masked Singer recap, where I, Ana, recap every episode of The Masked Singer excluding those weird sing-a-longs and Road to Finals. If someone goes home and they all sing new songs, then you will most likely see me recap it! And that’s exactly what happened this time... quarterfinals baby! We are almost at the end, only 2 more weeks to go wow! 5 contestants remaining, so let’s start with our 5th place contestant, shall we?

So the person (or should I say people) coming in 5th place and getting eliminated this episode is...

*DRUMROLL PLEASE*

The Russian Dolls 🪆🪆🪆(yes, there are 3 of them)

Commentary: This one really surprised me honestly, I didn’t see this coming. Their performance of I’m Still Standing by Elton John was one of my favorite ones they have done honestly. I really enjoyed it, and even one of them was playing the freaking piano! Like it was super impressive and as always their harmonies are on point and insanely perfect.... that’s the only way I can explain it: perfect. Their voices work together perfectly, it’s like they’re a band of brothers or something (😉😉).

Anyways, they were revealed to be...

*DRUMROLL AGAIN*

Hanson (Wooo!)

Woohoo! Another one bites the dust, I got it correct yay.. 9/10 right so far. This is a new record for me, I usually get 2 wrong in the beginning reveals of previous seasons, so I am kinda proud of this so far yay! However, the reveal itself surprised me, I thought that they would make it at least to the semifinals if not the finale so this elimination I didn’t see coming. Especially after that performance which I think is one of their best. However, I was super nervous that they were gonna send Black Swan home so I was relieved by this ngl...

Anyways, having said that, let’s talk about the remaining 4 semifinalists:

1. Piglet 🐷

Commentary: Ok, so of all the performances this episode, his was the most surprising... because he started off sing OPERA. Honestly, I would have never thought Nick Lachey can sing in Italian and have that strong Operatic voice... the more you know man. However, he actually continued by singing Supertitous by Stevie Wonder which was a bit of a let down.. as I have said multiple times, his best is with ballads and his voice isn’t suited for upbeat songs like this one. In this case, he started at an all time high 📈 and it got me hyped but then it kind of died down 📉 by the middle and end. I did enjoy the performance tho but I wish he would have just sang opera the entire time because it left me wanting to hear more of the opera song.

2. Chameleon 🦎

Commentary: again I say, I am so sorry to people who are rap fans and/or fans of the chameleon/Wiz Khalifa, but I honestly feel like he should have gone home instead of the dolls. His performance of “Drop it like it’s not” by Snoop Dogg was not his best one, and his rapping is getting kinda repetitive at this point,even tho he is very good at it. Also, side note, the judges had the audacity to say that they thought this was Snoop even tho he sang a song by the guy and in the song he legit spelled “S-n-double o-p D-o-double g....” like um if it were Snoop, he wouldn’t be THAT obvious. Anyways, yeah I predict he is next to go.

3. Yeti ❄️☃️

Commentary: Alright, so Yeti is really surprising me honestly, quickly becoming my second favorite after my girl Black Swan. He is such a versatile performer, I never would have expected Omarion to rap, dance, roller skate, do R&B songs, and now sing some country. It made me nervous at first when he said country in the clue package, because I know him as a R&B musician, but I was really pleasantly surprised with his performance of Bless the Broken Road by Rascal Flatts, it was really smooth and unexpectedly great!

4. Black Swan 🖤🦢

Commentary: Speaking of my girl, here she is... omg I love her, please win girl, I beg of you! Her performance of Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran was.... um... interesting.... in the song choice department. It was absolutely not her best performance, but I gotta give her credit that she did make the song her own. However, she has so much range in her voice and she absolutely didn’t showcase it with this song. I really want Jojo in the semifinals to step it up and choose songs that I know she can absolutely crush like songs by female R&B and Soul singers (some of these do mix these genres with pop but u get me) that are still mainstream enough that people know them (i.e. Aretha Franklin, Destiny’s Child/Beyoncé, Jennifer Hudson, etc.).... even like them pop girlies who have like crazy ranges, y’all know who I am talking about: Mariah Carey, Ariana Grande, Celine Dion, Tori Kelly, etc. Please girl give me something with more oomph and that will give me goosebumps, because she can do that stuff but I feel like she is holding back. It’s gonna be the semifinals, I really hope she doesn’t hold back!

Bonus Jonas: Clueluedoo aka the freaking clue chicken...let’s talk about who I think he is (since he will be revealed next week!) 🐓

Commentary: ok like please Masked Singer I beg of you, never give me this character again, who doesn’t even sing but interrupts people with clues or something idk... I didn’t like this concept, it was strange, sometimes he was MIA and sometimes he got annoying... so I really hope next season they don’t bring this back. But at the same time, I kinda understand why they did do it this time based on who I feel like it is

I think he is...

Donnie Wahlberg (aka Jenny’s husband)

Reasoning: ok, you might know him from New Kidz on the Block or because his family is very famous... but he is married to one of the judges, Jenny McCarthy, and I feel like that’s why Masked Singer decided to take the “he doesn’t sing nor get any clues on the show til the end” route but still give him this weird clue route... I get it, I didn’t like it, but I understand it. Anyways, here’s why I think so (only clues imma provide for y’all)

He has never been on the show, as a contestant nor judge= this was on the Masked Singer podcast, and this is true, which rules out another popular guess, Joel McHale

He has a connection with one of the contestants= that would be Nick Lachey, they toured together (New Kidz on the block and 98 degrees did)

He pointed out Ken and Jenny specifically= he’s married to Jenny duh... and Ken is a family friend of theirs, they have dinner at each other’s houses a lot

He’s known in the kitchen (also from the podcast)= yup, he is known for his burgers (Wahlburgers)

Also, in the preview, Jenny is seen freaking out and falling on the floor, probably because that’s her husband and she prob guessed him incorrect but I didn’t so lol am I married to him? No... how did I get it then lmao 😂

Anyways, yeah that’s it! I hope you guys enjoyed it! See you this weekend hopefully for the semifinals recap! Let me know any thoughts about the chicken in the comments.... Like, comment, follow, do all the social media things, it really helps me out and makes me happy 😃. Bye guys!

#the masked singer #themaskedsinger #music #celebrities #hollywood #tv shows #the masked singer season 5 #hanson #nick lachey #jojo levesque #wiz khalifa #donnie wahlberg #omarion

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14x20 Bullet Point Rambles

Just two more of these “Carry On” openings. Cry with us, people

This promo is so father-heavy. We’ve watched the whole season and we’re still not ready

Jack knocks our boys down and flaps outta the totaled storage room. Cue the (emotional) fireworks

Dean vows to kill Jack, who is “just another monster.” Cas knocks into Dean’s shoulder on his way out. Ugh. Emotions.

Jack wanders the land, listening in on conversations. He’s hearing a lot of conflict. “Stop lying,” he commands. We grimace as Jack’s “perfect” world begins to take shape

This facial recognition business name is MIRROR UNIVERSE you have gotta be kidding me (Boris: bless you, Andrew Dabb)

HOLY SHIT Dean has gotta do the case work while not lying and we are just dying and dead and buried under the sea

Sam’s favorite singer is Celine Dion. BLESS YOU, ANDREW DABB

Things fly into chaos pretty quickly. There’s a special call out to a…crooked US president in the background (bless u a.d.)

Cas wants to head to Hell but the demons are not terribly helpful. CHUCK APPEARS. ALREADY. (Pay no attention to the air bubbles emerging from our coffin at the bottom of the Pacific.)

Listen, we know that the enjoyment at the beginning of an episode is inverse to the pain at the end but still…bless you andrew dabb (byad) (Boris: we are so doomed)

Cas confronts God Chuck. He’s here about Jack. Cas gives him some soulful eyes… Sorry, Cas. That mostly just works on Dean

Jack arrives to talk about Kelly with his grandparents but…she tells him that she knows he lied. Oh no, Jack’s getting upset. Ooooh no

Dean follows mommy blogs? This makes me very happy

Chuck is very self-satisfied and pulls out a GUITAR to sing a song to the Winchesters. Dean smashes it and GOSH we are all experiencing feelings, huh?

“I’m the deus from the machina.” (Amara’s in Reno just having a good time). Chuck pegs Jack as an apocalyptic-level event

The Queen of England is apparently a lizard. Why is this world full of such beautiful gifts? (byad)

Chuck does a reset on the world and gets rid of the “no lying” clause. Thanks for…turning it off and on again, IT Chuck? (Hey, question, why is Rob Benedict so damn cute?)

Chuck tells them they can stop Jack with a special new, shiny gun (styled specially to appeal to Dean, mayhaps?)

Chuck wants to call it “the Equalizer” or the “Hammurabi.” No bby

The gun doesn’t use bullets. Are these…anti…bullets? It’s a wave of multi-dimensional energy calibrated to destroy the target…and the shooter...in proportion.

Cas fights for Jack, asking Chuck to restore Jack’s soul. But “souls are complicated” (Weeps)

Dean lays down an ultimatum with Cas to get on board or walk away. Cas walks away. (Chuck watches like….yeah, drama baby I love it) Later, Dean has the fun “Imma kill myself” talk with Sam

Sam makes the Jack-is-family argument with Dean - Jack burned his soul off to save all of them. Sam also puts his foot down at losing Dean.

Jack finds Cas at a cemetery and Cas embraces him immediately. Feeeeeelings inside of meeeeee

Hey one alternate universe is just “all squirrels.” Bless. I can’t wait for AU Squirrel!Dean to accidentally get swapped with our Dean

We learn that Jack didn’t kill his grandma. Thank Chuck

Chuck watches the Winchesters. They’re his “favorite show.” Aw, same, Chuck, same. Oh, except Chuck told Dean where to find Jack and Dean’s got a head start on Sam. Um, fuck you?

“All I ever wanted was to be good, but now I’m just empty.” Oh, Jack

Dean appears, holding the gun and the air is suddenly thick with intent (Boris: I’m reminded of the two parents at the beginning who are breaking up and telling the kid that things will still stay the same. Bless you…Andrew Dabb???)

Cas stands between Jack and Dean and MY HEART CAN NOT TAKE THIS

Jack knocks Cas away to confront Dean. He knows what’s up. He kneels and the sacrifice is ready (Hey I think I actually feel a little physically sick? What has this show done to me?)

Dean lowers the gun and I get about 80 years of life points returned to me. (Chuck is mega disappointed by the interruption of his stories)

“My mom is my hero,” Dean tells Chuck, but he won’t trade Jack and himself for his mom

Boris: God’s the ultimate baddie in this show. Just a popcorn eating, story-addicted baddie

Chuck snaps his fingers and it’s the end for Jack, I guess?

SAAAAAAAAM

Sam wings him in the shoulder. “Story’s over” a pissed-off Chuck says. “Welcome to the end.”

The sky goes dark. Jack’s…dead? “Writer’s lie,” Cas says about Chuck’s betrayal. Wing burns. Wing burns, my friend.

Jack’s in the Empty. He wakes while Motorhead’s “God was never on your side” plays. BILLIE shows up. The SHADOW is there

FUCK. YES.

The dead rise….

Hey, guys, when are Dean and Cas gonna work in their romantic beach honeymoon in the midst of this apocalypse?

SHIT. GOES. DOWN. Women in white, killer clowns, Bloody Mary, murder…everything

I AM LIVING, MY FRIENDS (And, as it happens, so is literally everything else the Winchesters put down)

It’s these three against the world. It’s go time, motherfuckers

God, I love this show

#spn spoilers #spn 14x20 #moriah #supernatural season 14 #spn thoughts

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To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before Headcanons

To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

Warning: did not re-read srry

Requested: By @mega-trash-cringe To all the boys I’ve loved before head cannons?

Authors Note: i was gonna add lara jean but i didnt so if u would like her (i only do her with male) headcanon or anything fic related pls request i will write it! did u guys see the news for tatbilb 2? they r gonna add jordan fisher which i love he was in like the other casting of hamilton but he sings so good and i just love him. then they r also adding ROSS BUTLER OHMYGODIMSCREAMINGIMSOEXCITED!!!!! like if yall know he is one of my bbys i love 13 reasons why and i love everyone from there and he is just such a sweetheart <3<3<3 this is a bit long especially peter’s part so enjoy!

Peter Kavinsky

first off your guys relationship is real

you met when you um...fell face first in front of everyone on the track court (lol i hope thats what its called cuz like girl my school was CHEAP we didnt have anything like that)

he was like your knight in shining armor

“whoa whoa whoa (gotta add those whoas) you okay there y/n”

now since that day you two are inseparable

legit are COUPLES GOALS

piggyback rides™

like whenever you feel way too tired to walk or anything (cuz ur lazy like moi) he literally will pick you up like you dont way a thing and put you on his back

you also trying to get him on your back but you fail miserably and you two end up laughing so hard

you two sharing a shake or something at the cafe

if there is a song he likes or you like he will be the one to say “lets dance”

you of course refuse cause you’re shy and there are legit people trying to eat

“c’mon girl you gotta dance with me”

almost like begging

finally give in and you two will start dancing in front of everyone

standing on his toes while you two dance

nicknames

will pick you up from school or literally anywhere

COUPLES BRACELETS

that boi never takes it offfff, like never

tells you everyday how beautiful you are

even without makeup and you are full of acne and look like you just got ran over he will kiss all your pimples all over your face and tell you how cute you are and how much he loves you both ways

he legit is a sweetheart icanttakeit

taking long trips into town or across town to your favorite stores

already knows what songs you like and puts them on the radio just to hear you sing

oh boi oh boi when he hears you sing its like he’s fallen in love again

“god babe, you sound amazing. i wish i sang like you”

two would dance like crazy teenagers in his car

him trying to sing to you

holding your hand while driving which you slap him for that, “all hands on the wheel kavinsky”

likes it when you boss him around

when you go onto bus rides with him or in his car across town he will buy all your favorite snacks

ALL. OF. THEM.

loves buying you gifts

almost everyday he is buying you something

THIS BOI IS SO EXTRA I SWEAR!!!

going to a field trip you will probably (lol i used to but i fell asleep against the cold window and like i had no one who sat by me...*all by myself by celine dion starts playing in the background*...im fine) fall asleep and if your neck is turned into an uncomfortable position peter will straighten it out for you and place your head gently on his shoulder

giving you kisses all over while you’re sleeping

also many many many many many many pictures of you sleeping, awake, eating you name it that boi’s camera roll is all full of you

changes his background to his phone like everyday!

SUPER PROTECTIVE OF YOU

especially at parties

he will have his hand resting on your hip or just resting on you so people know not to mess with you

if someone starts to bully you or hurt you in any way peter will threaten them and make them super scared

no one messes with his baby

have any fights he does ignore you but he cant ignore you for long cause he loves you and you are just so cute and sweet and you always make it up to him

have any issues with your fam or friends and you need to sleep over his house for some time just to find yourself he lets you and you sleep either on his bed or if you’re not comfortable he makes a bed on his floor that he sleeps on and you sleep in his bed

comforting you all the time when he sees your sad

cuddles

ever have your period he will get all your snacks and get anything you need

pads? hes got it. tampons? “girl i got that already covered.” chocolate? please he on that too.

holy smokes you both have a couples handshake that lasts longer than professor x and magneto’s beef with each other

both text each other memes and vines

oh god vine references 4 DAYS SON

he is so understanding of you

yours guy thing i know is so weird but is watching like all the housewives shows

peter has his favorite and you two watch it in his bed cuddled up

he trash talks the tv and like starts with his, “nuh uh girl whatcha think you doing?”

aint ashamed or embarrassed to watch it

like during school hours he will go up to you while you’re in a conversation and its like “remember baby housewives day!”

when you guys go to a library you read for like a what 3 seconds and then you two make out in the corner and the librarian has to interrupt you two stating that its too noisy

all in all peter is your baby and you would protect him with your life, he’s your soul your everything and he feels the same way about you two your relationship is so vanilla and adorable it makes grown men cry

Josh Sanderson

you started a relationship with josh after he and margot split

it felt wrong to you at first and you tried to push the feelings away

josh is such a cinnamon roll

he is always so kind to you

he makes sure you’re okay and happy

you couldn't push him away any longer and decided to accept him as your boyfriend

at first pda was strange because of his relationship with margot but soon you showed it in baby steps at school around town

now holding his hand seems normal to you

hes the first one to text you

his texts are beautiful and so heart felt

like poetry

he is such a gentleman

listen to you with all his heart

sleepovers always on sundays

as you lean on his shoulder he reads to you and you fall asleep

go to school together, he downloads all your favorite music or favorite audibles and puts the other ear plug in your ear so you two share

or watch hilarious videos of like fails or gordan ramsay (*sigh* the perfect relationship)

sometimes you two act out his things on the cooking show tv

yeah with the accent

people look at you two like what have yall been smoking

already talking about when you two have kids and like what house and the name of those kids

“okay but we should also have a dog in the mix and name him something like cactus”

god hes just so adorable sometimes you wanna cry

during break in school you two go to the bleaching boards or whatever you call those seats and you sit on his lap

best moments to kiss

you also share snacks

play all the time heads up

come over to his house to study

but we all know its just to make out

having moments when you feel self conscious or insecure he sits you down on his lap or across from him and looks you straight in the eyes making you do the same and tells you how amazing you are and important to him and how much he loves you

since you sleepover his house so much you two have matching pjs

PILLOW FIGHTS ALL THE TIME

he rants to you and discusses with you about comics

wants to name his kid tony for tony stark

“c’mon babe tony sanderson sounds pretty cool you have to admit”

fishing trips all the time

YOU CANT FISH AT ALL

you endure for his sake

teaches you about all the fishes

you buy him a fish blanket

now you two cuddle with it all the time

masks

you bring over your clay mask or those really really slimy ones and make josh wear one

“oh my god how do you even wear these things?”

the black mask one that hurts as well

he almost cries

you kiss his boo boos

take pics like that with the mask on

take cute and weird pics for instagram

NECK KISSES

wearing matching outfits

compliments you so genuinely and lovingly all the time

if you ever hurt yourself or like cut your finger he will get so worried and kiss it lightly

“there all better baby”

OF COURSE ITS BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

you love sitting on his lap

he nuzzles into your neck almost like a cat

making him things legit makes the boi wanna cry

lovez baking together

is such a help in the kitchen he wants to make sure he’s involved

pinky promises with the little kiss at the end

“till the end princess”

you just practically wanna marry this man

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ain-t-bovvered · 5 years

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SEASON 14 FINALE

bunch of tired and caffeinated Europeans ( plus a sleepy American) scream together, and then die and try to get on with their day ( lol AS IF)

Hello and welcome:

@purpleskiesandcherrypies (Nat)

@dean-winchesters-bacon (Kat)

@waywardbaby (Zee)

@ain-t-bovvered (Giulia)

* MASTERLIST of season 14 commentary *

CRY WITH US

Giulia: JOHN

Kat: THE FEELS OFF THE BAT

Giulia: OH THERE IT IS

Zee: Carry on.

Zee: Perfect

Giulia: DONT Y CRY NO MOOORE *air drumming*

Zee: Michael pigeon

Kat: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Giulia: *headbanging*

Nat: You and Michael trapped for eternity wink wink

Giulia: But I flew too hiiiigh

Giulia: I CAN T

Zee: I am Winchester

Giulia: literal chills and also didn’t need to see those fingers again

Nat: ya right

Kat: If I have to see that thing with Nick’s fingers again....

Zee: They’re mocking us

Ok but Jack is fucking scaaaaaary here alright. I don’t like being afraid of my son.

Giulia: Those glowy eyes tho

Nat: ok but that shot is good

Giulia: I HAVE [1] FEAR

Dean *in Jensen JiB10 voice *: we’ve done fucked up

Kat: JACK BABY NO

J: You LIED!

Giulia: OH FUCK

Zee: Jack stop

Nat: FUCKING TANTRUM MAN

Giulia: GREAT OFF TO A GREAT START well at least he didn’t kill them all already. He definitely could have

AAAAAND he flew away.

Nat: Ya, I think I have to leave I have an appointment to shoot myself

Zee: Stay coward

Kat: SIT YOUR ASS DOWN

Giulia: Nat !hold the door for me

Kat: DON’T MAKE ME GET THE ROPE

Zee: I’ll tie you both. Shut up

C: You should never have tried to lock him away.

Giulia: YES TELL HIM CAS

D: You know what? You're right. I never wanted to put him in that damn box. I wanted him dead.

Giulia: NO DEAN

Nat: Dean, you don't mean it babe

Giulia: NO

D: He's dangerous, Cass, and you knew it! You've known it for a long time! But that's okay. You know why? Because me and Sam, we've killed just about everything, there is. And this -- Jack -- oh, we'll find a way. Because he's just another monster.

Zee: Dads fighting

C: You don't mean that.

D: The hell I don't.

Giulia: THE TENSION *licking lips*

#PRAYFORSAM

#PRAYFORME

SOUL BOMB

Giulia: NO BAD IDEA

Nat: YOU SHUSH YOUR MOUTH

Giulia: i mean good idea BUT BAD

S: Okay.

D: Sam, I know this isn't easy, okay? He -- I know how much he meant to you. He meant a lot to me. He was family.

Nat: I wanna cry, Sammy, let me hold ya

Giulia: we are gonna do the ugly thing

Zee: Sam’s face gonna stay like that forever

Giulia: Of course it’s not the first time

Kat: If I’ve said it once I’ll say it again. Jared’s acting is A+ this season

Giulia: This doesn’t look good

Kat: Oh jack

Zee: Oh hello

Kat: No babe

Nat: My god but Jack needs to be contained. Someone should show him the waaaaaaay

Giulia: SNORTS i read that in Jared’s dumb voice

Nat: I WROTE THAT IN JARED'S DUMB VOICE SO

S: She thinks it's dangerous and insane.

well she right

*Sam aggressively getting out the car*

Zee: Nerds

S: Takes one to know one.

Giulia: WE VE BEEN KNEW. DEAN’S A NERD

D: Okay. All right, yeah. But I'm nothing like these, uh, you know, gaggle of Zuckerbergs.

Kat: The cutest little nerd

Sammy...my smart baby

Nat: Yeah, but I'm not...uh..

Dean with his charming smile on

D: Hi. I'm Dean Winchester, and I'm looking for the devil's son.

Giulia: AHAHAH

Zee: What?

Giulia: oooh

Nat: OH NO

Giulia: Right

Nat: He can't lie

Nat: BUAHAHHAHAHA AWKWARD BEAN Oh my god

Giulia: Oh wow Jack should have done that at the starts of the season

D: I meant [Clears throat] I'm Dean Winchester, and I'm looking for the devil's son. This badge is fake.

Giulia: AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT

Kat: D Y I N G

S: Well, it's like you said. [Chuckles] It's Celine Dion. I mean Celine Dion. It's Celi-- [ Stammers ] Dean, every time I try and say "Elvis," it comes out --

Zee: Sad horrible truth

Nat: Imagine that happening

Giulia: Das me

Kat: The I hate everyone guy is me

Nat: I HATE EVERYONE. I feel that dude

Giulia: Meaning this

Nat: OH MY GOD DIG AT TRUMP. I AM LIVING

Giulia: That thing needs to happen tho

Kat: Dying over the Trump part

Giulia: Trump soul deal CONFIRMED

Misha wrote this part

Giulia: BECAUSE Y ALL LIED TO HIM

Nat: Also why are they both so pretty

Zee: Stapler queen

Giulia: I AM THE [CENSORED]

Zee: What is Cas doing ??!!!

Giulia: oh the cage

Nat: I'm just like...crying in my coffee now

Giulia: GASPS

Zee: Chuck!!!!

I love Rob with all my heart.

Nat: Ya, now you show up huh

Zee: About fucking time

Kat: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

C be like......heLLo fAtHEr

Giulia: No jack

Nat: Ah babe no why you go to your grandma

C: God

G: .....EH

C: Chuck

.G: There you go.

Giulia: Hi chuck bb

C: How are You here?

G: You called me?

Giulia: OH SHUT UP NOW U ANSWER

Nat: Jack's a problem. YA THINK

Zee: He’s a problem. Ya think?

Giulia: Ooooh that’s bad

Cass is like .... *protective father activated*

Nat: Oh no, don't tell him

Zee: Puppy eyed jack

Zee: Bad eyed jack

D: When people can't lie, the Internet gets real quiet.

Dean Winchester ep. 14x20

D: yeah, guess your life isn't so perfect after all, EightPackMommy.

S: What?

D: Yeah, she's got this blog. Yeah, you know what? Your kids aren't that cute. And that gluten-free popover looks like crap because there's no gluten in it. [ Chuckling ] You know what I mean? I'll stop talking.

Kat: Dean’s an insta stalker lol

Giulia: AHAHAH

Zee: Jesus

Nat: My god Dean, stop talking

Zee: Three yoghurts. Seems legit

Nat: I just wanna be loved. I feel that too

Giulia: That crying lady. Das me

Kat: I change my answer, that’s me lol

G: You see, this is why people need to lie. Keeps the peace, you know

C: Seems like an odd stance for...you.

G: I'm a writer. Lying's kind of what we do.

Cass, having none of it : SAM!? DEAN?!

Giulia: I WANNA SEE DEAN INTERNET CHRONOLOGY

Nat: What's a dad bod

Nat: how to remember what i did last night

Kat: Porn

Giulia: what’s Bi

Nat: hot chicks in kansas

Nat: hot men in kansas

Nat: hot pie in kansas

Giulia: hot in kansas

*God casually walking in*

Dean : adwbrgoidqifhowhdiahf whet

G: HEY GUYS

Sam: adhouehfwoihegwpirhgjsadjaijd

G: I know what you're thinking - it's been awhile, and I still look pretty good.

S: No, that's -- that's not what we were thinking.

Giulia: YAS DEAN!

a sec later

….OH

Nat: NO NOT THE GUITAR

Kat: I bet Jensen has fun doing that

Giulia: damn Chuck chill

Dean mentally: I REGRET EVERYTHING, BUT ALSO NOT

G: So.....how’s things?

Sam, Cass, and Dean: MAJOR BITCHFACE

Kat: Ugh Chuck SHUT UP

Giulia: WE ALL HAVE QUESTION BITCH. CHUCK U FUCK

G: I built the sandbox -- you play in it.

Zee: How bad do they want to sucker punch him?

G: You want to go up against -- what was it? -- the "British Men of Letters"? Okay. Little weak, but okay.

Giulia: Little weak but ok

Nat: I totally read suck and punch him

Giulia: Chuuuck my fucking god

Zee: And the other apocalypse

Giulia: Oh that’s when he steps in

Kat: Jensen’s fucking model face

Zee: Accurate

Nat: The world kinda went insane... ya think?

Giulia: WHAT

Kat: Queen is a lizard I knew it

Zee: Baffled moose

Nat: "I'm god Sam"

Giulia: I M TIRED OF PEOPLE SNAPPING FINGERS

Nat: So he could actually fix jack too If he wants to

Giulia: i wanna punch god

Kat: I’m having such a hard time rn. I need to leave ( giulia: this bitch already knew just fyi)

Nat: Dean stop pouting, you are distracting me

G: Not really....but you can

Dean is like....what the fuck ?

Zee: Dean needs to shut his face

Giulia&Zee: What The fuck

Kat: Pretty gun

Giulia: GOD U NERD

Zee&Nat: Equalizer

Nat: The hammer what

Giulia: TIME

Zee&Kat: Hammurabi

S: So you've had this the whole time and -- and we're just now getting it?

Giulia: sam asking the right questions

G: I just made that sucker.

S: So you don't even know if it works.

G: If I say it'll work, it'll work.

Kat: Eye for an eye ( edit notes 24th May....you fucker, I just now noticed)

Nat: Hey, can I punch god? Am I allowed to punch god?

Giulia: Oh i don’t like it

Nat: It doesn't use bullets

Sam is so done

Giulia: I really don t like it. Let me guess, Someone has to die

Nat: Dean, shut your fucking face

Listen...Cas should have understood that ok?

Kat: I swear they made them dumber

G: Uh, whatever happens to the person you're aiming at also happens to you.

Giulia: ...there it is

Kat: Eye for a fucking eye

Nat: NO

Nat: I MEAN OF COURSE DEAN WANTS TO DO IT

C: I don't understand why we're talking about killing Jack.Y-You can fix him.You can -- You can restore his soul.That's why I called you.

Giulia: CAS ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS

S: You're God.

Nat: I MEAN WHY ARE WE EVEN WATCHING

G: I mean, after what he did?

ooooh Chuck you bitch , don’t use mama Winchester come on , that’s low

Kat: Fuck you Chuck

Giulia: why is everything that complicated.

Giulia: CASS BABE

Nat: DON'T INTERRUPT YOUR BOYFRIEND. DEAN SHUT UP

Zee: Cas is beyond pissed

C: And Billie said the only way to defeat Michael was to lock you in a box

Giulia: DEAN NO. oooh cass is pissed

D: Now, I know you don't like it, and I don't really care. 'Cause you just heard it from God Himself that this is the only thing that can kill Jack,

Zee: Grounds for divorce

D: so either get on board or walk away.

Cas walks away.

me: YOU ARE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

Kat: The fucking smirk

Giulia: What’s that face Chuck tho?

Nat: No, I mean, do we really have another death as a cliff hanger

Kat: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

Zee: Of fucking course

Giulia: I FUCKING KNOW i mean must mean something

Kat: I could spoil but I won’t

Kat: BRO TALK

S: This is where you tell me you're gonna pull the trigger?

Giulia: Thanks dean we knew

D: Yeah, it is.

Nat: Sam, did you think that Dean wouldn't do it? I mean, come on you were in the last 14 seasons too

D: He killed our mom.

Giulia: OH BOO HOO

Giulia: dean come on

Zee: Rational Sam

S: But, Dean, we haven't even tried to save him.

D: He actually blamed Mom for what happened.

S: He doesn't have a soul.

Giulia: Thank u sam

S: I'm the one who brought him back, and I brought him back because he's family.And then he came back, and he burned his soul off to save us

--you and me.And now what? You.. Now you -- you want my permission? [ Stammers ] You want me to say I'm cool with losing him and losing you all at once? 'Cause I can't do that. I won't say that, 'cause I... No. I've already lost too much.

Giulia: HE DID THAT. SAM...BABY, I’M SO PROUD OF YOU.

Nat: Hey, why do we let ourselves get hurt all the time when we actually know that Dean's going to wanna go through with it

Giulia: why does it feel like Dean is a fucking train going straight and not looking at anything else? Because we know it’s wrong, and we know dean knows it ‘s wrong

We know that dean knows that he knows it's wrong but he won't accept that he knows that it's wrong

Zee: Have you been watching this show bb?

Nat: No, I think I've never watched it

Giulia: What’s a supernatural?

Cas angry af

Giulia: not gonna lie, got a little sweaty there

Giulia: Look at cas hugging his boi with no hesitations

Kat: Ugh back to Chuck

Zee: Is that really chuck tho?

Giulia: U know? Got a feeling too

Nat: Ya, I think it's not Chuck, honestly

Nat: It's all kinda wrong

Giulia: Feels that way

Kat: Ugh I wanna scream at y’all

Nat: It's probably the empty. i don't know

Kat: I am actually screaming at y’all, just not typing it out

Nat: or an evil version of god

Nat: Chuck wouldn't sacrifice Jack and a Winchester

Giulia: Chuck god damn it ( later note: LITERALLY)

Nat: Anyway, anything to keep Sam safe, right?

G: One's in reverse. In one, there's no yellow. One -- One of them's just all squirrels.

Giulia: But I wanna see all their versions tho

S: So, Michael said that you create these worlds and you just toss them away like failed versions of some book.

G: And you believe him?

S: Was he lying? Is that what you're doing to us?

G: you and your brother, of all the Sams and Deans in all the multiverse, you're my favorite. You're just so interesting.

Sam is like .....that’s creepy

J: I used to hate myself for it. But I don't feel that way anymore.

Giulia: Can I hug my son ??????

J: I don't feel anything.

Giulia: LET ME HUG HIM

Nat: Aw bb didn't kill his grandma

Giulia: Thank god he didn’t kill her. Oh wow

Zee: One type of Winchester pain is not enough for you ?

Kat: All this Sammy-ness

S: Do you watch us? When you're not here, are -- are you... watching us?

G: I mean, you're my favorite show.

Giulia&Zee: I MEAN SAME

S: Why, when the chips are down, when the world is -- is failing, why does it always

Zee&Giulia: You’re my guys

Giulia: Ooh Sam I love sam this season ok

Zee: Scared god

Kat: So damn good

Nat: I WANNA PUNCH CHUCK SO BAD LET ME PUNCH CHUCK

Giulia: This

Zee: Get in line

Kat: YOU JUST FUCKING WAIT

Giulia: I’m coming with u

Kat: EVERYONE BEHIND ME OKAY . NOT HELPING KAT I GET FIRST CRACK I’M NOT TRYING TO

Giulia: Please give Jack his soul back sobs

J: All I ever wanted was to be good.

Giulia: OH NO

C: We just need time to fix this. We need to go somewhere safe, somewhere where no one can find us.

CATCH ME SOBBING BECASUE CASTIEL LOVES THIS BOY SO MUCH

Zee: Misha ffs. Shut your face

[ an angry Dean appears]

Zee: Oh perfect

Nat: Ya, sure boyfriend has a tracker on yo phone cas

D: Cass, step aside.

Giulia: I DON T LIKE THIS. hate this HATE THIS

Cas putting himself in front of the most powerful being. LOL SOBS

Zee: Detest

C: RUN

Giulia: HATED THAT TOO

Nat: WTF

Giulia: dean no

Nat: DEAN

Giulia: Oooh he so doesn't t wanna do that. HATE THIIIIS

Nat: not like that

Giulia: my heart I can t breathe

Nat: That back tho. SHUT UP NAT

Giulia: Those thighs tho. SHUT UP GIULIA

WHAT IS THIS STRESSFUL MUSIC

Nat: SAMMY

Giulia: HELP LET ME BREATHE

Nat: MY GOD

Kat: RUN SAMMY RUN

Giulia: NO HALPP I CAN T

J: I understand.

D: *Eye twitch*

Nat: DEAN YOU HEAR HIM YOU JUST STOP

Giulia: MY HEART IS POUNDING

Zee: Mine stopped

*wild God appears*

Giulia: SHUT UP JACK

Oooooh Dean is so conflicted

Kat: CHUCK SHUT YOUR FACE

S: You're enjoying this.

Giulia: SHOOT CHUCK

G: shhh

Kat: HIS FAVE SHOW

Nat: Chuck's enjoying this

Giulia: MY GOOOOD

Nat: fucking hell

Giulia: SHOOT CHUCK

Nat: OH MY GOD I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE

Kat: THE TEARS IN DEANS EYES

Nat: BREATHE NAT BREATHE

Giulia: WHAT IS BREATH

Question....What the fuck is Castiel doing anyway???? WHERE HE AT?

Nat: I THINK I STOPPED BREATHING

Kat: BREATHE BABE

Giulia: OH THANK GOD

Nat: OMG I'M CRYING

Oh there , Cas is back

Giulia: OH CHUCK

Kat: GET READY TO SCREAM

G: No! Pick it up

Zee: Wtf?

Giulia: no NO WHAT

Nat: WHAT

Giulia: OH COME ON

Nat: WHAT?

Giulia: OOOF COURSEEE

Nat: CHUCK

Kat: CHUCK IS THE FUCKING WORST OKAY

Giulia: THE BOOKS

Nat: NO YOU FUCKING PRICK

Giulia: snorts CHUCK WTF

D: The hell, Chuck?

G: This isn't how the story is supposed to end. Lookit, the -- the -- the gathering storm, the gun, the -- the father killing his own son.This is Abraham and Isaac. This is epic!

Nat: NO OFFENSE? OH HE SAID THE WRONG THING NOW

Zee: Can’t process

G: So pick up the gun. Pick it up...pull the trigger...and I'll bring her back.Your mom.

Giulia: CHUCK NO U BITCH

Nat: WHAT

Zee: WHAT?

D: No. My mom was my hero. And I miss her, and I will miss her every second of my life, but she would not want this.

Giulia: OH THANK U DEAN

Kat: DEANS BETTER THAN THAT YALL

Nat: HEY, SOMEONE FUCKING SHOOT CHUCK OR I'LL DO IT

Zee: CHUCK IS SUCH A BITCH

D: And it's not like you even really care.

Giulia: YES DEAN

Giulia: This is really biblical tho

Nat: It's like the Truman show

S: Just sitting back and watching us suffer so we can do this over and over and over again -- fighting, losing people we love? When does it end? Tell me.

Giulia: YAS SAM

Giulia: Yas you go

D: 'Cause this --this isn't just a story.It's our lives! So God or no God,you go to hell.

Nat: TELL HIM BB

Oh hey....God chuckling never looked scarier

Giulia: NO

Kat: AND THERE'S THE SCREAMS

Giulia: NOOOO

Nat: NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Giulia: WHAT THE FUCJ

Nat: WHAT

Giulia: GEOWNDNSKCJA FHSISNDBSKAL JACK

Nat: SHIT

Giulia: N

Kat: SAMMY BABY NO

Giulia: NO SAM

Nat: OSHGOIEWAHGOIEHGPOIEWHGLIRHGLFDNLKDNGLKSNGLDSNGLKDSNSD

Kat: ALSO YES

Nat: DSLNFLISAGLDSNGLISANGLSNGLSNGLDS

Giulia: OH THANK

G: Story's over. Welcome to The End

Kat: HERE IT COMES

Giulia: NO

Zee: WHAT?

Kat: PEOVOWOGOGOAOFGOOAVKELKskv

Nat: YOU DONT FUCKING DARE

Kat: FINALLY YALL BITCHES GONNA SEE

Nat: NLDSKNSLKDNFLSNFLSDFSIEJIESJFLSKFD

Giulia: SINCE WHEN CHUCK IS SUCH A DICK

Nat: LSNGLISNLKDSNLKSANFELIEWFSKNFLKDSNGLKDSNF

Giulia: JACK

Nat:SDLHOIDSHOEWHRLWNVLKDSNVLKDSANGLSIDHOIHGODSHFSLNHFLDS

Giulia: JAAACK I CAN T

Zee: What the fuck is going on??

Nat: I CAN NOT ENGLISH

Giulia: CAS’ FACE.....I CAN’T STAND IT

C: He's a writer. Writers lie.

Kat: WRITERS LIE

Giulia: HATE THAT

Nat: WRITERS LIE

Giulia: NO

Nat: WHAT NO

Giulia: PLEASE

Nat: JACK

Kat: JUST WAIT FOR THIS SHOT

Nat: NOOOOOOO

Giulia: MY BABY

Zee: This hurts

Kat: THROUGH THE DAMN EYE

CRY WITH SOME SOUNDTRACK

Giulia: WHAT THE FUCK

Nat: FUCK NO

Nat: WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG

Giulia: THIS SONG

Nat: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SPN

Giulia: WHY IN THE EMPTY

Kat: THE MUSIC ID FUCKIG PERFECT

Giulia: NO

Zee: Can they stop with the song?

Nat: HE'S IN THE EMPTYYYYYYY

Giulia: THAT IS CREEPY

Kat: BILLIE

B: We should talk

Giulia: WHAT

Kat: WAIT WAIT WAIT

Nat: OH

Giulia: IM SORRY WHAT

Nat: She doens't want Jack to stay ded

Kat: WPOGLWOVOAOFKWKSKFLEOVOEKVKWLOGOGKSKC

Nat: I like Billie

Giulia: THE FUCK IS THIS

Zee: What?

Nat: what happens . Souls from Hell

Giulia: GOD WAS NEVER ON YOUR SIDE

Kat: JUST YOU SEE

Giulia: IS THAT THE ONE FROM THE FORST EP

Kat: WOMAN IN WHITE

Nat: It starts all over again

Giulia: FUCK

Kat: THE CLOWN

Giulia: NO GACY

Kat: BLOODY MARY

Nat: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Giulia: OH FFS

Giulia: JFC

Giulia: JESUS

Giulia: FUCKING

Giulia: CHRIST

Kat: EVERYTHING THEY EVER KILLED IS BACK

Nat: EVERYTHING'S JUST A GAME FOR CHUCK AND I HATE HIM

Giulia: CHUCK U FUCKING ASSHOLE

Kat: SEE I TOLD YALL CHUCK IS THE WORST

Giulia: WELL THIS IS FUCKING CREEPY MY GOD

Kat: THEY DONE MADE GOD THE ULTIMATE BADDIE FOR THE LAST SEASON

Giulia: IRON. Grab all the fucking IRON

Nat: But to kill them all again they would need more than one more seasons tho

Nat: I MEAN...

Giulia: LOVE IT

Kat: Nah they just going to have to do something epic

Giulia: GOD WAS NEVER ON YOUR SIDE

Zee: Appropriate

Nat: they can shove epic in their ass

STAN

TFW

Kat: PERFECTION

[ after credits comments]

Giulia: WHAT WAS THAAAAAT

Giulia: OOOH GUYS

Zee: Thanks Satan

Nat: YA ......SO

Kat: See not so much crying as just being mad af

Nat: WELL

Giulia: APOCALYPSE WORLD 2k19. IS THERE GOING TO BE APOCALYPSE AGAIN BECAUSE IM HERE FOR IT

Kat: WE DON’T KNOW

Nat: Alright me has to work I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO WITH MY FEELINGS THO

Giulia: GOOD LUCK

Kat: NNNNOOOO SCREAM WITH US

Giulia: DON T STEAL YOGURTS

Kat: OR STAPLERS

Zee: How can y’all still write ??

Nat: I'M THE KWEEN OF STAPLERS

Zee: This was all kinds of fucked up

Kat: Because I’ve been processing for hours

Nat: Good luck with your day babes

Giulia: Ya know imma make that gif with little dean heads and the caption: [CENSORED]

Kat: Can you put my head on hers lol

Giulia: No imma put [CENSORED]

Giulia: That song is gonna be on repeat till next season tho

Kat: But but

Giulia: Because it’s the fucking truth

Zee: Salty this early?

Giulia: And honestly ...that chuck was weird tho I didn’t like him

Zee: Agree

Giulia: That’s why I thought he was not OUR chuck. I’m not that mad at Dean anyway. He did good. Baby….you did good.

Kat: He’s finally showing his true nature

Giulia: But Sam and Cas have my ass ok. Good fucking morning writers. This season I mean. Yeah we all know D. E. A. N. But this season they wrote Sam and Cas in a real emotional way and i can t. Like not just supports to dean character but their own. Loved it

Zee: Who has the rest of you ?

Giulia: Myself. I’m my own woman

Zee: Perfect.

Giulia: And I must say, i did actually liked this end

Kat: I do too More than I thought I would

Giulia: And boy do I want apocalypse world back

Giulia: Also this thing about that chuck. Just reinforce my idea that Cas is going to choose to be human.

Zee: What're six months?

Kat: Makes me wonder how long they knew 15 was gonna be the last

Giulia: Before season 14 , pretty sure. Or at least at the start. Like...they played too much on the letting go and be grateful for the time we had shit

Kat: I think so too

Zee: Imma leave too. Spending the day in the city

Giulia: Same, Spending the day crying

Thank you all for staying with us during this painful season.

See you in season 15, which will be even more painful, but he-heey we are used to it ....right?

. @wayward-angelgirl @destiel-honeypie @mariekoukie6661 @dragontamerm @closetspngirl @rainflowermoon @mattiecat @bunnybaby121115 @aliaitee2 @jacks-word-of-the-day @4evamc @dammitsammy @legendary-destiel @winchesterprincessbride @destielhoneybee @castiellover20 @jacks-word-of-the-day @ravenhg @evvvissticante @legendary-destiel @dustythewind

#spn season finale #season 14 finale #season 14 finale commentary #commentary #spn commentary

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heckamech · 6 years

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You got anything Shockwave, pal?

glances around, pulls out headcanons from trenchcoat

this is only between us, gotcha?

ahem.

oKEY FREN HERE U GO. ASSORTED SHOCKWAVE. ILU. I KIS U ON THE HEAD

Shockwave is uncannily good at Jenga. He will pick out that single block precariously supporting the top half of the tower all by itself and he will swipe it so fast that the top half falls neatly onto the rest without even shaking. Oh, that’s against the rules? Since when were scientific advancements made by following the rules?

He’s pretty indifferent? To 98% of humankind? But you can occasionally catch him doing some light reading over the Stanford Prison Experiment or the Milgram Experiment. Ethically dubious psychological studies are to Shockwave what 10k word coffeeshop AU fluff fics are to the average Internet gremlin.

Don’t ask him for his opinion on high fashion. He is unimpressed, he does not care, and the cut of the material is always exceedingly illogical. Why do humans do that. Why do they insist on impractical ornamentation.

I feel like Shockwave likes axolotls. He thinks they are genetically fascinating and would love to do some hands-on research on them, once he has the time. He’s got bigger things to worry about at the moment, in more than one sense.

Shockwave making monetary contributions to scientific journals. It’s a marginal and cursory task, but considering that he will occasionally glance over at what his inferior and fleshy peers in science are working on, and that he is a respectable Science Man himself, it isn’t that much time wasted. Let the small organics have their monetary support from an offshore and dubiously valid bank account.

Yes, he does get the memes that you throw at him. Yes, he did look up Lucky Luciano and Bongo Cat, as well as original context and proper usage. He’s a scientist. His job is to know things and he’s got something of an ego underneath the cold logic. You think he’s going to let a human memer confound him? No, never. He gets the memes. He is more than capable of producing a counter-meme. He just doesn’t care because it has no bearing on his work.

It’s hard to get a reaction out of this guy because he’s carefully hidden under layers of objective and single-minded Science, but I guarantee you that if you, his human buddy, give him a tiny peck on the claw or faceplate or shoulder or whatever, and say “s m o r c h,” then his audial fins will absolutely just flatten and something in his soulless optic will look like it died a little.

Shockwave singing “My Heart Will Go On.” It will absolutely never happen, but it’s funny to think about, and he will be hilariously affronted at the suggestion. As if he’s not a sucker for Celine Dion.

Honestly, even the fact that he deigns to react to a human frendo’s machinations just goes to show the esteem he holds them in, even if he’s got -.5 touchy-feely points.

#tfp shockwave #tf headcanons #maccadam

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taexual · 6 years

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GOT7 / Ice skating with their S/O

Request: could u do a got7 ice skating scenario?

oh this was so much fun to write, thank you for requesting & i hope you enjoy!

Mark

He insisted this was his first time skating and yet, while you kept trying to stay up by holding onto the side railings, Mark tried to pull you into the middle of the ice rink, staying up on his own, with no support whatsoever.

“Y/n, come on, it’s not a real ice skating experience if you’re going to hold onto the railing all the time!” he whined. “I’ll hold you, I promise, just let go of the rail.”

Taking a deep breath, you removed one hand from the rail, noticing your boyfriend smile widely. “Mark, you’re not a professional at this, either. You might let go of me and I will fall—”

“I won’t let go and you won’t fall,” he said, starting to get impatient. “Come on, let’s go!”

You closed your eyes for a moment and finally let go of the wall, staying up on your feet just because Mark was holding your body close to his.

“See?” he asked as he tried to skate closer to the middle of the rink, while dragging you with him, not letting go of you just like he’d promised. “Is that so—”

But before he could finish his sentence, a pair of amateur skaters – much like the two of you – accidentally tumbled down on ice right next to you, landing too close to Mark and causing him to attempt to skate away from them. However, his lack of experience and your close proximity caused him to trip.

Even when he felt like the fall was inevitable, he still tried to regain his balance by releasing you. As he should have expected, you could have fallen down at the smallest push, so as soon as Mark released his grip on you, you were already slipping and Mark, who’s been in the process of falling, finally completed it, landing on his ass and dragging you right down with him.

Fortunately for you, you landed entirely on Mark and only bruised one of your knees. Mark, on the other hand, hurt himself pretty badly and ended up having to finish the skating session by holding onto the railing, while you smiled victoriously, repeatedly reminding him that you told him so.

As soon as you suggested going skating, he was a bit hesitant. However, it took one teasing smile, suggesting that he didn’t want to go because he didn’t know how to skate, and Jaebum was already dragging you out of the door and into the ice rink.

It wasn’t your first time skating, so you knew the basics, but you still weren��t extremely good at it. Jaebum, however, stepped on the ice for the first time ever and he couldn’t figure out the way his feet were working while inside of the ice skates for the life of him.

“Jae,” you asked, watching how it took him nearly ten minutes to get from the entrance of the rink to where you were standing two meters away. “Take my hand, I’ll help you.”

“No, I got this,” he replied, refusing your support. “It can’t be much harder than roller-skat—oh!”

He slipped mid-sentence, grabbing the railing so he wouldn’t fall. He took another moment to readjust his position and then raised his eyes with a proud smile, while you shook your head at his stubbornness.

“Okay, now skate towards me,” you said, skating away a little bit further from him.

“Hey, no!” Jaebum said, letting go of the railing and squatting slightly while he extended his hands to keep the balance. “You’re skating further away from me!”

“Well, that’s what you’re supposed to do,” you replied. “You’re not supposed to come here and just stand on ice.”

“I’m trying here,” Jaebum replied, carefully raising his foot off the ice to take a step towards you.

“Jae, you’re not supposed to walk, you’re supposed to skat—watch out!”

Just as you turned around to check if your boyfriend was making any progress, you saw a somewhat experienced skater skate right past Jaebum at a speed so fast, someone would have thought this was an Olympic competition. In fact, you thought you could hear the other person’s scarf slap Jaebum’s leather jacket as they skated past him.

Obviously, this was more than enough for Jaebum to lose his balance and even though you tried to skate towards him to help him stay up, Jaebum landed on his ass before you could reach him.

“Okay,” you said decidedly, extending your hand for him to take. “Enough of this ‘I’m a strong independent man’ act, Jae. You’re holding my hand for the rest of the session.”

Pouting, he took your hand and carefully tried to stand up, slipping a few more times and almost dragging you down with him.

Jackson

It became a tradition for the two of you to go skating every holiday season. And yet, as you slowly improved and could now skate without holding onto the wall, Jackson’s improvement was indescribable. He could probably dance ballet with ice skates in your second year of the relationship.

“Y/n, skating backwards is seriously not as hard as they say,” he kept telling you.

“Jackson, I can barely skate forwards,” you insisted.

“You can skate just fine,” Jackson said almost tauntingly as he skated in circles around you. “Come on, I’ll help you, here, take my hands.”

Skeptically, you held onto him while Jackson started to skate towards you, forcing you to move backwards.

“Skate slowly, as if you would if you were moving forward,” Jackson instructed.

Slowly, you started to move your feet just like he told you to. And it seemed to work. For the first few seconds, anyway.

Jackson – so excited about the fact that he was doing a fantastic job as your teacher – forgot to look at the people behind you, and right as he was opening his mouth to praise you – and himself – the two of you collided into three poor teenage girls who were all holding hands while skating.

“I’m so sorry!” you said immediately while Jackson rolled away from the pile of people, all while genuinely trying not to laugh. “My boyfriend is blind, apparently. Really, we’re very sorry.”

The three girls, moaning and whining to each other, ignored you and then skated away as soon as they stood up, while Jackson remained on the ice, staring at the sky.

“Okay, you really are a teacher extraordinaire, Jackson,” you mumbled angrily and heard Jackson laugh. “Get up before you catch a cold or some people trip over you.”

“I swear, those girls showed up out of nowhere,” he said, extending his hands so you’d help him up.

You just rolled your eyes, taking his hands into yours and just as you prepare to pull him up, he dragged you down, so you landed right in his arms.

“What the hell, Jackson?” you groaned, slapping his shoulder while he laughed again. “We’re literally sitting on ice in the middle of an ice rink. We look stupid.”

“It’s romantic,” Jackson countered, dramatically gesturing around you. “Everyone else is skating and being a part of a crowd, while the two of us created a world of our own right here.”

“I’m sure it’s very romantic,” you said, attempting to stand. “But my butt is frozen. Maybe we can create a world of our own someplace less crowded and less cold.”

Jinyoung

You’ve both skated before, which is why both of you were somewhat good at it when you went skating together. Naturally, after perfecting your talent in skating as much as you could, the two of you were kind of bored and wanted a little more fun.

“Have you noticed that they always play Christmas music in ice rinks?” Jinyoung asked you, as the two of you held hands and circled the rink.

“Well, of course,” you said. “It’s a seasonal rink. It opens in November and closes again in February, I think. It’s normal that they play Christmas music.”

“Still, how many Christmas songs are there? I’m pretty sure they just play Last Christmas and Let It Snow on repeat,” Jinyoung said. “Would be nice to hear something else. Like Mariah.”

“You can always just sing and provide your own soundtrack,” you suggested jokingly.

Jinyoung, however, saw this as a challenge. “You don’t think I’d do it?”

You stopped skating for a moment. “No, I know you’d do it, I just mean—”

“I don’t want a lot for Christmas!” Jinyoung screamed in a high-pitched voice, forcing the people nearby, as well as you, to flinch. “There is just one thing I need!”

“Jinyou—”

“I don’t care about the presents!” he continued to yell, completely ignoring you and your blushing cheeks that seemed to make him even more amused. “Underneath the Christmas tree!”

“Please stop,” you asked, covering your face with your scarf as the people around you started to stop and stare at him.

“I don’t need to hang my stocking!” Jinyoung continued, taking a deep breath. “There upon the fireplace! Santa Claus won’t make me happy! With a toy on—”

By now, you started to skate away from him in embarrassment and Jinyoung stopped singing because he started to laugh. He regained his posture fairly quickly, though.

“I just want you for my own!” he yelled, skating after you. “More than you could ever know!

“I don’t know this guy!” you screamed, still attempting to skate away from him, but he kept following you, and everyone in the ice rink was already aware of the weirdo with an obnoxiously loud voice and his mortified girlfriend.

“Make my wish come true!” Jinyoung screamed, skating a little faster, so he could catch up to you and wrap his arms around you while you squealed in shock and then hid your face in his chest. He laughed at your reaction again but tried to finish the song nevertheless. “All I want for Christmas is you!”

“You’re the worst,” you mumbled, still hiding your face, as you listened to some people in the rink applaud him while he waved at them, giving everyone smiles as if he just finished an actual performance.

“You love me,” he said to you then. “Now show me your face or I’ll continue with Celine Dion.”

Youngjae

He had trouble getting the hang of skating. You thought you figured it out, so naturally, you tried to help him, too.

“Keep your feet straight,” you said. “Or you’ll hurt yourself when you’re slipping.”

“I can’t keep them straight, these shoes have a blade on them. A blade, Y/n,” Youngjae said, genuinely concerned for his well-being after this session.

“Yeah, ice skates usually have blades on them, Youngjae,” you replied, not hiding the fact that you found his worries to be amusing. “They’re not going to hurt you, though.”

Youngjae was still skeptical but he held your hand and finally released the rail, allowing you to lead him closer to the middle of the ice rink. Although Youngjae wasn’t drastically taller than you, it still looked amusing to other people when this tough looking guy held onto his seemingly tiny girlfriend so he wouldn’t fall.

“I think I’m getting the hang of it,” Youngjae said, not realizing that he was only moving because you were slowly skating backwards and dragging him after you.

“Yeah, your feet are in the correct position,” you said. “I’m going to stop now, okay? You try to move on your own.”

A little more confident, Youngjae nodded. You stopped a second later and watched as he carefully removed his hands from your shoulders and stood still for a moment. As soon as it looked like he was ready to attempt to slide forwards, he lost his balance, nearly falling backwards, but quickly standing up again, after he moved his legs further apart. Only they kept moving.

“Jae…” you said slowly, watching your boyfriend attempt to stop his legs from spreading further apart on ice. “Do you need any help before you do an actual split on ice?”

“Please,” he said in a weak voice.

Trying not to laugh too much, you grabbed his hands, pulling him closer to you and helping him stand up straight again. It took Youngjae another few moments to calm his beating heart down.

“I think it’s obvious I won’t be figure skating anytime soon,” he said, still trying to catch his breath. Then he noticed a child gliding smoothly on ice with the help of a penguin skate aid. “Do you think they make those for adults? Because I could really use one.”

“Unless your height isn’t above one meter, I’m guessing no,” you said.

“That’s sad,” Youngjae said, still tightly holding on to you. “You’ll have to be my penguin skate aid, then.”

BamBam

BamBam wasn’t very good at skating, though he was slightly better than you and that was more than enough for him to feel confident on the ice.

“Bam,” you said sternly as you watched him start skating faster in an attempt to do a pirouette. “Bam, you’re going to—”

As soon as he lifted one leg off from the ice to spin around, his entire body wobbled and no attempts to regain his balance saved him from the unceremonious fall on his ass.

“—hurt yourself,” you finished and skated towards him to see if he was okay, all while trying not to laugh. “Are you in pain?”

“Uh, no,” BamBam said. “It’s all part of my performance. I just did this to distract you from the stunning twirl I’m about to do when I get up.”

Smiling, you shook your head. “Do you need help getting up?”

“No, I’ll do it,” BamBam said and then after a quick moment added, “When my entire backside stops hurting.”

“I told you not to do it,” you said. “You never listen to me.”

“That’s because you don’t believe I’m a talented ice skater,” he said stubbornly as he attempted to stand up but ended up slipping and falling back down again.

Covering your mouth with your hand, you tried to hide your laughter but BamBam saw it and rolled his eyes. “You’re just jealous.”

“Oh, I’m jealous? Why? Because you can’t stand up?” you said, laughing again. “Come on, let me help you.”

“No, I’ve got this,” he said, attempting to stand up again, but falling one more time, thus proving that he, in fact, did not ‘got this.’

You patiently waited until he finally gave up but surprisingly, BamBam figured out a different way to get back on his feet. He shuffled on his ass towards the wall of the ice rink, and grabbing the rail, finally managed to stand back up.

“Voilà,” he said, turning to look at you.

As you started to laugh at this, BamBam attempted to bow dramatically but ended up losing his footing and ended up on his ass again.

Laughing even harder, you skated towards him and carefully lowered yourself so you were sitting on the ice next to him.

“What are you doing?” he asked, brushing a hand against his back and hissing once he touched the spot that he fell on.

“Well, this fall looked like it hurt, I think you should ice it,” you said, stopping for a moment to laugh at the unintentional pun. “It’ll probably take you a while to stand back up, so I’ll keep you company.”

Groaning, BamBam leaned against the wall of the rink. “I think my ice skating career might be coming to an end.”

“Yeah, I think so, too,” you agreed. “Maybe that’s for the best, Bam. I need you alive.”

Yugyeom

You would have never been able to tell that this was Yugyeom’s first time on ice. Somehow, it took him ten minutes until he was already skating around you while you were too afraid to straighten your posture in case you’d fall, so you kept moving slowly while half-squatting.

“Y/n,” he said. “You won’t learn how to skate if you can’t even stand up.”

“Easy for you to say,” you said. “You learn everything in, like, five seconds.”

“That’s not true. It took me at least ten minutes to learn how to skate.”

After seeing your annoyed expression, Yugyeom quickly understood that this was not the right thing to say.

Clearing his throat awkwardly, he took your hands into his, helping you stand up. Immediately you felt like you were going to fall, but Yugyeom wrapped his arms around his waist, almost losing his balance himself, but managing to stay up.

“Yugy, we’re going to fall,” you said.

“You don’t trust me?” he asked, slowly skating forwards although you could feel the way his legs wobbled.

“I’m not sure,” you said. “Ask me that again after I break my hip after falling down or after the blades of your ice skates impale me.”

Yugyeom laughed. “Let’s not get dramatic. I can support us as long as no one skates right into me.”

Biting your lip, you chose to listen to him because, frankly, the only way you could actually move on the ice was if he was holding you. And you’d have been lying if you’d said you didn’t enjoy being so close to him, despite looking ridiculous to other couples whose only form of PDA while ice skating was holding hands.

“We probably look stupid,” you said, not moving and allowing Yugyeom to guide you around the ice rink, not releasing you for one moment.

“Probably,” he agreed. “But I’m okay with that. At least you’re finally having fun… You are having fun, right?”

“As long as I’m not laying unconscious on the ice, I’m having a blast,” you replied, making him laugh.

“I’ll make sure you stay conscious the whole session,” he said, carefully skating around a lost child who just stood in the middle of the ice rink, watching both of you with wide eyes.

“That kid skates better than me,” you said. “He probably thinks I’m a loser.”

“Y/n, he was just standing there. He’s probably looking for his parents,” Yugyeom replied. “And he better not be thinking about you at all. I came here to enjoy my time with you, not to be jealous of everyone watching you.”

It was your turn to laugh. “He’s barely five years old, Yugyeom.”

“That doesn’t change my point,” he replied. “I’m really glad you can’t skate on your own because I get to hold you and this way let everyone know that you’re my girlfriend.”

“Get a banner next time, too, will you?” you joked.

“Oh, that’s a fantastic idea,” Yugyeom played along. “I’ll glue your picture and then write ‘that’s my girlfriend’ in big capital letters. And in smaller ones underneath it, I’ll add ‘she can’t skate at all but I still love her.’”

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deeeelightfuldee · 3 years

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hi, your name is? Diana

how's life? ooof. It’s been better. Everyone getting covid is putting a lot of pressure on me. not to mention, the stuff with kile. I know we are done and we are just growing further and further apart but its still weird.

what's the most delicious thing you had to eat today? i haven’t eaten yet

what color are your iPod headphones? I don’t have ipod ones. my bose ones are like a creamy color.

is there a reason for your current anger? I don’t have anger right now

when you say "I don't care." do you really mean it? most of the time.

when did you last have goosebumps? last night. I was super cold which I loved.

what did you do last night? the usual.

when was the last time you got in a fight physically? probably not since I was a kid with my siblings.

have you ever seen titanic? of course.

do you even know who celine dion is? Yes.

what's the least stressful class you have? I’m done with school but they were usually my psych courses or Bible... or sex classes lol

do you have any mosquito bites? they just finally went down.

do you laugh when people yell at you? laugh? no. But I don’t take crap I don’t deserve

when you were younger, did you play an instrument? I did.

why do guys always go for slutty girls? I don’t think they “always” do. << same. I think there are exceptions.

does anyone really wear headbands anymore? yeah plenty of times.

have you ever been outside the united states? sadly no. I don’t know that it’ll happen.

when was the last time you just said "i don't care anymore?" I think last night when it came to waiting to hear from Kile. It just gets old thinking he will want to talk to me if I respond and then when I finally do respond to him and allow the communication, he speaks even less than he did when I was silent. He doesn’t care anymore and I’ve realized I don’t care right now.

do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong? So this question is a little tough. I don’t make a point unless I’ve really considered it, thought about it from all angles, and have viewed the pros and cons. So its not often than I’m blatantly “in the wrong”. I’m often just silent. when I am wrong I will usually say something, at least as far as I can remember.

do you still own a CD player? heck yeah.

name a good song that's ruined by a bad memory. my best friend by tim mcgraw.

have you ever used proactiv? once as a teen. I didn’t need it, it was more of a social standard thing.

on average, how much time do you spend on the computer? when I’m home a good amount.

do you own anything from hollsiter co? Not anymore.

what is the best movie you have ever seen? no, i hate these kinds of questions lol

when people apologize, do you forgive them or blow them off? I’m a very forgiving person.

when you don't know the lyrics..do you make up your own words? oh heck yeah

are you losing someone close to you? I am. bit by bit. It destroys me.

have you ever swam with dolphins? yes! organically, too. Not through like an organization.

does the 5-second rule still apply to your life? I can’t do that. yuck yuck.

what are you doing tomorrow morning? packing

do you eat a lot? I haven’t been lately. I miss eating well.

how long before you eat again? ummmm, maybe a couple hours.

do you remember the show big comfy couch? yeah that was my shizzz

where do you go on vacation? I like to go places Ive never been

how many pens or pencils are within your sight? none at the moment. not the sort of thing you leave out near children.

last thing you stapled? schoolwork I had printed.

how often do you find yourself in awkward situations? ummm, not too often. I’m not an awkward type of person so that doesn’t happen all that often when was the last time you watched a good movie? yesterday

what do you think about emotional pain? It’s awful and tends to be longer lasting, I think. <<<< sameeee

would you fall apart if the last person you kissed walked out of your life? no. I was glad to see him go

do you anybody that has a motorcycle? Yeah.

when people are in your way, do you plow them over? Uh, no. I’m passive.

can you see yourself being married in 10 years? It would be nice to grow old with someone

are you having anyone over this weekend? probably not

when was the last time you had a stomachache? yesterday

what did you want to be when you were little? A missionary or a vet

who did you last talk to in person? Dutch

when you fall down, do you make excuses? uhhhh no?

why did you last tell someone you hated them? I will jokingly send a text like “h8 u” but no never officially

have you ever been to new york city? No, but I’d like to. wanted to go with kile but he came up with a bunch of excuses why he didn’t want to go

what's going to bed early for you? umm like 8

what is your favorite color? BLUE any blue

did anything shocking happen today? no, its early though

do you have a dirty mind? seldom. almost never. to the point my friends joke about how oblivious I can be.

have you ever gone to a professional sporting event? plenty.

what is the last thing you watched on tv? paw patrol

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Message to Success: How to talk to women on an international dating website

If you meet an Eastern European lady on an international dating website, you need to know how to use text messages to attract her. I’ve summarized some rules for you to consider.

Use more statements and less questions.

To be more precise, don’t worry that if you don’t ask a question every message then she will not write back to you soon. As a matter of fact, messages with just statements are actually more powerful if done correctly. Sending a message to a woman out of the blue doesn’t necessarily have to look needy. By just sending a simple line, you may invite interest and leave her wanting for more. For example, you can send this message to a lady from Eastern Europe, “Wow. You are just like Elle Woods from Legally Blonde.” Actually, it doesn’t matter what it is. You can say, “I just realized that you remind me of Alexia from Wish Upon A Star.” She will want to know why. Your answer can be as silly as “Because you both have the same hair” or “You smile like her”. Of course, you need to make sure that it matches a part of this Eastern European woman’s personality.

Use messages to move things forward.

Remember to use messages to build up romantic tension. Have the lady look forward to sending messages to you. Women like men who offer value such as good fun and a sense of humor in text messages.

By the way, don’t be afraid to show a little of your personality now and then. Even if it’s only a sweet phrase here and there or snippets, just let the real you shine in your messages on an international dating website. One-off text messages to show that you are thinking about your lady needn’t come from a position of insecurity. You could send a single text message to tease her in a good way. For instance, if you noticed that she mentioned her favorite singer is Celine Dion, you can send her this message: “I found Celine Dion in your dating profile. I knew this could never work between us in this regard……x” (The key is the kiss at the end of this message, so that she knows you are joking in a loving way.)

Scripts – How to talk to Eastern European women on an international dating site:

If you are very busy, it’s okay to send her fewer text messages, especially at the beginning of a relationship. For example, you barely have time to respond to her message, so you send this to her, “Hi, sorry I missed you earlier. I have been helping my brother move all day and I’m certainly going to need a cocktail when all this is done!”

Alternatively, you can send this to her, “Hello, sorry I missed you earlier. I have been busy helping my brother move houses all day today. Please save me if you can!”

As I see it, as long as you get back to a lady in 24 hours, she will know you are interested in her. But if you wait for too long, she may lose interest because you probably have competitors on the same international dating website – if you find a woman attractive, chances are other men also find her attractive. Thus, you should be more proactive and shouldn’t play hard to get.

Another good example is: “I had a great time in the cinema tonight. Thank you for recommending this movie! It’s seriously perfect!”

If she likes you, she will probably send you a message within 2 days.

If she doesn’t send you a message for some reason, you can send her another message along the lines of, “I just found that beautiful song we were talking about the other day. I’m really grateful because it’s the perfect song for my sister’s birthday.”

What not to say when you are sending messages to Eastern European ladies:

First and foremost, if you are joking in a bad way, you’d better stop joking. Joking shouldn’t be overdone. When it’s overdone, your perceived value will become lower. Here is an example:

HER: “The video chat with you was amazing. I hope to do it again sometime soon.”

HIM: “Oh, indeed. It was wonderful. Remember when I joked about your eyebrows?”

HER: “Ha! Yes. That was fun. You have a good sense of humor.”

HIM: “Is this your way of changing the topic as you don’t want to talk about your eyebrows?”

This joke is childish and totally ignored the lady’s compliment. This guy didn’t flirt with her effectively; instead, he kept the chat at the same jokey level which isn’t meaningful at all.

In my view, it’s fine to begin with a joke; however, you shouldn’t get stuck in this jokey mood for too long. An effective conversation needs to have a rhythm.

Let’s have a look at another example (you may identify what went wrong here):

HER: “I look forward to having another video chat with you next week.”

HIM: “Yep, but only because I was telling you jokes during the video chat, right?”

HER: “Perhaps yes, but also a bit because I’d like to see you again.”

HIM: “Don’t be cheesy. That only reminds me of those jokes. LOL”

Note that by batting away the Eastern European lady’s attempt to open up to you, you are slowing down her attraction. You are putting yourself in the friend zone – who wants to be in the friend zone on an international dating site? Nobody.

Every Ukrainian woman likes a guy with a good sense of humor. Actually, it’s many ladies’ top criteria for a great guy. However, having a good sense of humor doesn’t mean turning every detail into a gag. I mean you can make a funny joke every few messages; nevertheless, it’s better to balance it out with affection, love and warmth.

Another bad example is, “OMG. I just ate dis amzing cake near my plce. U hav to try it sometime. LOL

^.^ X”

This text message looks like something written by a 14-year-old child on a sugar rush. Remember: a sophisticated woman doesn’t like using too many emojis and certainly doesn’t prefer a guy who can’t spell!

My suggestion is to use emojis sparingly. You can save the emoji-filled, lazy text messages for your friends; don’t use these on an international dating website where genuine ladies from Ukraine are looking for love.

A sophisticated woman who reads messages that look like something written by a teenage boy will be fearful of introducing you to her family and more respectable friends.

There is another bad example (all men must avoid this):

HER: “I just made a cake with my mother this afternoon.”

HIM: “Great. I love cakes.”

HER: “Should I make one for you when you come to visit me? Which icing do you prefer?”

HIM: “Chocolate.”

This conversation is uninspired and boring. Remember that you should add value to the conversation and shouldn’t be the blank wall.

“Messages should be about building an emotional connection and showing snippets of your character.”

#IFTTT #Ukraine Brides Agency Blog

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imagekeepr · 7 years

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Songs for Valentine's Day

Hey you guys, here is a reminder for V-Day in preperation for the day (and Night) of love for lovers you may want to find the best songs to play and with this list it will make it that much easier. I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston I Will Always Love You by Dolly Parton My Valentine by Paul McCartney What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong Unchained Melody by The Righteous Brothers You're Still the One by Shania Twain Always and Forever by Heatwave Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye My Girl by The Temptations Crazy For You by Madonna It's Now or Never by Elvis Presley Let's Stay Together by Al Green You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift You're the Inspiration by Chicago Kiss From a Rose by Seal How Deep Is Your Love by The Bee Gees We're All Alone by Boz Scaggs Baby I Need Your Lovin' by The Four Tops In Your Eyes by Peter Gabriel Faithfully by Journey I Just Called To Say I Love You by Stevie Wonder Something by The Beatles Up Where We Belong by Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes Endless Love by Diana Ross and Lionel Richie Here, There and Everywhere by The Beatles (I've Had) The Time of My Life by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes Saving All My Love For You by Whitney Houston Love at First Sight by Kylie Minogue Evergreen by Barbara Streisand I'll Be by Edwin McCain Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper How Do I Live by LeAnn Rimes After the Lovin' by Englebert Humperdinck Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton Your Song by Elton John You Were Meant For Me by Jewel Nobody Does It Better by Carly Simon Sometimes Always by Jesus & Mary Chain Never Tear Us Apart by INXS Thank U by Dido Vision of Love by Mariah Carey Miracle by Whitney Houston You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine by Lou Rawls Don't You Forget About Me by Simple Minds Can't Help Falling in Love by Elvis Presley Love Is All Around by The Troggs Please Don't Go by KC & The Sunshine Band On Bended Knee by Boyz II Men Truly by Lionel Richie More Than Words by Extreme Can't Get You Out of My Head by Whitney Houston The Greatest Love of All by Whitney Houston If I Needed Someone by The Beatles Only You by The Platters Could I Have This Dance by Anne Murray Theme From A Summer Place by Percy Faith Let It Be by The Beatles I Love You Always by Donna Lewis One More Night by Phil Collins Best of My Love by The Eagles And I Love Her by The Beatles Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden You're Still the One by Shania Twain You're the One That I Want - John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John Come Away With Me by Norah Jones Tell It Like It Is by Aaron Neville Only Wanna Be With You by Hootie & The Blowfish Everything I Do (I Do It For You) by Bryan Adams Closer by Ne-Yo Open Arms by Journey I Honestly Love You by Olivia Newton-John Follow Me by Uncle Kracker Love Song by Tesla Private Dancer by Tina Turner All I Have To Do Is Dream by The Everly Brothers Tonight's the Night by Rod Stewart Right Time of the Night by Jennifer Warnes Do You Know Where You're Going To by Diana Ross Angel of Mine by Monica My Cherie Amour by Stevie Wonder Everlasting Love by Carl Carlton Take My Breath Away by Berlin Unforgettable by Nat King Cole You Give Good Love by Whitney Houston Closer To You by The Wallflowers You're the First, The Last, My Everything by Barry White Give Me Love by George Harrison We've Only Just Begun by The Carpenters I'm Your Baby Tonight by Whitney Houston Just You N' Me by Chicago One Sweet Day by Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men Love Is by Vanessa Williams and Brian McKnight Mine by Taylor Swift Through the Years by Kenny Rogers Just You N' Me by Chicago The Way You Look Tonight by Frank Sinatra Heaven by Bryan Adams Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper Oh, Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison Forever and Ever Amen by Randy Travis When a Man Loves a Woman by Percy Sledge The Closer I Get To You by Roberta Flack & Donny Hathaway A Kiss From a Rose by Seal Take On Me by Aha Sharing the Night Together by Dr. Hook The Rose by Bette Midler I'll Be There by The Jackson 5 Sweet Love by The Commodores This Will Be by Natalie Cole Mary Me by Train Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me by Glady Knight & The Pips Opposites Attract by Paula Abdul I Got You Babe by Sonny & Cher Still by The Commodores One Moment In Time by Whitney Houston I'm Yours by Jason Mraz That Kiss by Faith Hill How Sewet It Is (To Be Loved By You) by Marvin Gaye Believe by Cher Time In A Bottle by Jim Croce Sexy Love by Ne-Yo If by Bread Touch My Body by Mariah Carey Always by Atlantic Starr Kiss by Prince Love To Love You Baby by My Guy by Mary Wells White Flag by Dido Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer Love Me Do by The Beatles A Very Special Love Song by Charlie Rich Human Nature by Michael Jackson This Guy's in Love With You by Herb Alpert I Think I Love You by The Partridge Family Feel Like Makin' Love by Roberta Flack Beautiful Girl by INXS Dedicated to the One I Love by Mamas & The Papas You Are So Beautiful by Joe Cocker Happy Together by The Turtles Our Song by Taylor Swift If Not For You by George Harrison Because You Loved Me by Celine Dion Back at One by Brian McKnight Nothing Compares 2 U by Sinead O'Connor You and I by Lady Gaga A Moment Like This by Kelly Clarkson I'll Have To Say I Love You In a Song by Jim Croce A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton Forever by Chris Brown

#valentine's day #songs for #playlist #preperations #music

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MSN Chat transcript with Darren Hayes of Savage Garden

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Savage Garden Offical Site

MSN Chat transcript with Darren Hayes of Savage Garden

Thursday, October 7, 1999

Digital Dish Diva says: Tonight we are very excited to welcome to MSN, Darren Hayes of Savage Garden. Darren's new CD "Affirmation" premieres next month

Digital Dish Diva says: Darren, welcome to MSN! Congratulations on your new single! It's fabulous! Well, there are a lot of fans here, so let's get started!

Darren Hayes says: I'm thrilled out of my brain to be here. I'm more excited than you are!

Digital Dish Diva says: Cosette says: I'd like to ask if the worldwide release of "Affirmation" will be enhanced or have an interview disk. Thanks!

Darren Hayes says: Cosette, It¹s only the Australian version that has CD Rom component and an extra track. In Japan there is a small component plus a bonus track, but it's different than Australia.

Digital Dish Diva says: heather3 says: Can you tell us the mood of "Affirmations"? I LOVE YOU!

Darren Hayes says: Heather, thank you, I love you too. "Affirmation" is beautifully sad. It is about relationships. It is very personal. It's an album about accepting that life presents you with struggles. Sometimes we fall down but we get back up again and we're stronger for it.

Digital Dish Diva says: BJ says: When is "Affirmation" coming out?

Darren Hayes says: BJ, November 9 in the U.S. and October 25 I think in the rest of the world. It's all on the website. I just make the art guys.

Digital Dish Diva says: mag4daz says: How do u feel like when you are on the stage and you see all these people in front of you who love you so much?

Darren Hayes says: mag4daz, you know the first time around I didn't open my eyes a lot and I was very shocked to see the support and the love. The last couple of years have amazing. It¹s been a bit tough personally but fan letters and support and interest on the Internet has been such a warm relief for me. I feel touched and honored and this time I'm making an effort to open my eyes and take it all in.

Digital Dish Diva says: violetfly says: When discussing the debut album, you said that you felt your sound would follow in the vein of "Carry on Dancing" and "Mine." Do you think "Affirmation" has done that?

Darren Hayes says: Violetfly, its very moody and its a bit deceptive because the first songs are quite poppy. I used to listen to the comments made on BBS about "I Knew I loved You" and many were concerned it was a boy band record but the reality is "I Knew I Loved You" is the only song that sounds like that. It¹s the only happy "up" naive love song that goes to a lot of dark places. If you liked "Mine" you'll love "Gunning Down Romance"

Digital Dish Diva says: TMD says: Hi Darren! What has been different in writing "Affirmation" than your first record?

Darren Hayes says: TMD, logistically Daniel and I were in two separate places. He'd send me disks and I'd record lyrics to instrumentals. It¹s a more personal record than the first one and we had more money and time to spend, which you can hear. It still sounds like Savage Garden with a sense of melancholy and atmospheric.

Digital Dish Diva says: Ashley says: On the new album, which song means the most to you personally?

Darren Hayes says: Ashley, that¹s a tough one, it's such a personal record. I'd say my favorite songs include "Affirmation," "I Don't Know You Anymore," and "The Lover After Me."

Digital Dish Diva says: Lil_Princess says: I loved the "Cherry Cola" song, how did you sing so fast?

Darren Hayes says: Lil_Princess, it¹s called studio technology and I learned the hard way when we went on tour for eight months. The key is lots of breathing. Do aerobics!

Digital Dish Diva says: daBomb says: When are you planning to do a tour of the States and Britain?

Darren Hayes says: daBomb: We won't be touring until summer 2000. We are just about to head out on an endless promotion run which takes us everywhere. We'll have a short break for Christmas. We plan to tour Australia in March and the rest of the world after.

Digital Dish Diva says: rainey says: What TV shows will you be appearing on?

Darren Hayes says: rainey, pretty much everyone you can imagine in America. We'll be on "MTV TRL" tomorrow and in November "Rosie," "The View," "CNN Live," "Top of the Pops" in the UK, "Hit Machine" in France, "Hey, Hey it's Saturday" You name it. We're booked on it.

Digital Dish Diva says: Ashley says: Do you read the bulletin board on your website? If so, some of the posts must be quite funny to you :o).

Darren Hayes says: Ashley, sometimes I read the bulletin boards. I have to be honest guys, it's kind of damaging to my self-esteem sometimes. I respect that it¹s your world and you should be able to say what you want to say but if you think you have a hair obsession. I¹ve been questioning my hair lately! The support on the website blows me away. I feel undeserving sometimes and can't wait to go out on tour and thank everyone personally.

Digital Dish Diva says: Ultravioletsky says: I can't wait to see SG on Rosie on Nov 11 can you tell us which song you're performing and if there will be an interview or not?

Darren Hayes says: Ultra, we will be performing "I Knew I Loved You" for Rosie and most likely we will have a small chat because we love her and she loves us. I've recorded a Christmas song for Rosie¹s album and there's a special with me, Celine Dion, NSYNC, and I think I¹m recording that soon. Its a record for charity and its going to help children everywhere o you should really check it out.

Digital Dish Diva says: This CD will be available in November from Sony.

Digital Dish Diva says: davids_lover says: How did you think of the name Savage Garden.

Darren Hayes says: davids lover, this is the oldest question. I think everybody knows. Anne Rice.

Digital Dish Diva says: sabraina_93021 says: What is the weirdest thing anyone has ever done to get closer to you or meet you? What was your reaction? I LOVE YOU!

Darren Hayes says: sabraina, I think everyone knows. It was the fan in Singapore who sprayed me in the face with a water pistol. That scared the hell out of me! I once had to sign the nipple of a transvestite. Does that count?

Digital Dish Diva says: Amandabug says: Darren, are you guys booked for "Saturday Night Live"?

Darren Hayes says: Amandabug, Nina, our stylist works for "SNL," and I'm obsessed with the show. So between the two of us I think that's going to happen pretty soon.

Digital Dish Diva says: Moon_owl says: Hey Darren! How long have you had your Darth Vader phone? I love it!

Darren Hayes says: Moon, Darth Vader was a present from my manager Larry last year. I've just bought my first home and I dusted off my phone from the attic and it takes pride and joy in my bedroom wing and yes it is a wing, folks!

Digital Dish Diva says: karyn says: What's the weirdest thing that has ever been thrown on stage?

Darren Hayes says: karyn, I would say the weirdest things are harmful things like empty bottles. You don't have to be Yoda to figure out a bottle hurts. Those chuppa chupps and those soft toys. Rather than spend money on soft animals or toys. If you want to make me happy, donate those to hospitals or throw a note on the stage telling me you've donated $1 charity and that would make me happier than any gift you could give me.

Digital Dish Diva says: Tangodess says: Hi, Darren how hard has it been leaving your family for months at a time. How do you survive?

Darren Hayes says: I adore my ex-wife and she will always be my soul mate but we're not married anymore. We talk on the phone every other day and we have Oola and Obi. We share joint custody of our cocker spaniels. I go to Brisbane more than you would know and I often fly my family out to see me. My sister just left and my brother and sister in law and new baby will be out in November.

Digital Dish Diva says: Sherry30 says: Darren have you gotten the chance to visit Skywalker Ranch?

Darren Hayes says: Sherry, I am constantly six degrees of separation from Madonna, Michael Jackson and Lucas. Let me explain. George Lucas is good friends with Walter, who produced our album. My trainer is Lucas's trainer and recently Lucas¹s daughter requested an audience with

Darren Hayes says: I saw the new "Star Wars" with Lucas, the first screening and I didn¹t want to overstay my welcome. I've been to the ranch a few times. Its about twenty minutes away, possibly why I moved to San Francisco and George, if you're listening, I do want to audition for the second film.

Digital Dish Diva says: Savagebabe_23 says: Darren how could you describe the new album to us in three words?

Darren Hayes says: Savagebabe, bittersweet, sad, beautiful.

Digital Dish Diva says: Utopia says: What is the voice in "I Want You" saying? Is it in Latin?

Darren Hayes says: Utopia it's in Latin and we have no idea. I suspect it was saying "Buy this record now"

Digital Dish Diva says: kitten says: What do you like to do in your spare time when you have any?

Darren Hayes says: kitten, simple things I love going to restaurants, just relaxing. I really enjoy fitness so I go to the gym a lot and I'm completely aware I don't look like Brad Pitt. Recently I've taken up hiking. I¹m also decorating my house. I've had fun buying furniture and making my own.

Digital Dish Diva says: TMD says: Hi Darren! What do you think about the new Star War movie? :)

Darren Hayes says: TMD, I loved it. I think like the first trilogy it will get better, but I'm definitely a Jar Jar Binks supporter and I do a mean impression.

Digital Dish Diva says: Wendolyn says: Do people recognize you often in public, Darren? =)

Darren Hayes says: Wendolyn, I think around the time of "Truly Madly Deeply" going to #1 in America. I got recognized a bit. I have no delusions about my level of celebrity. I'm not Michael Jackson.

Digital Dish Diva says: Anne says: Do you have an idol?

Darren Hayes says: Anne, Colby.

Digital Dish Diva says: TMD says: Hi Darren! Are you actively involved on the Internet?

Darren Hayes says: TMD: I used to be. Now I just use my laptop for checking email. I have this hell cool Mac Powerbook with cola colored keys. It rocks! Sometimes I lurk on the website. I don't go to MIRC anymore.

Digital Dish Diva says: hayesbabe says: Darren are you still vegetarian?

Darren Hayes says: hayesbabe, no I was a vegetarian for seven years. I stopped eating meat because my body needed a break. but during tour last year I got thin and weak and when I started this album a trainer suggested I start eating white meat again and I have to say, I feel a lot better for it.

Digital Dish Diva says: mariet says: Did you write your new video yourself?

Darren Hayes says: mariet: We worked in conjunction with the Director Kevin Bray, initially, I wanted it to be a romantic piece of film and we were looking at people like Kirsten Dunst to play the person on the train. It was loosely based on "Sliding Doors." I just love it actually.

Digital Dish Diva says: chowderhead says: Any advice for future artists and singers out there?

Darren Hayes says: chowderhead: I say this all the time. You have to ask if you really, really want it because if you do you have to eat, breathe, sleep your dream. It¹s very competitive and it¹s mostly opportunity. Like most things in life. The reality is different than the dream. It¹s exhaustive and I've definitely paid the price.

Digital Dish Diva says: Parisa says: What will you be doing on New Year's Eve?

Darren Hayes says: Parisa, we were playing in a live concert in Sydney until the cheapskates decided they couldn't afford to pay us what we're worth. I'll probably be at home with my family. I've never been into New Years Eve anyway. It¹s completely overrated. I also have a minor fear that it might all simultaneously explode.

Digital Dish Diva says: Azrielle says: Hello Darren, if you could pick one favorite character from the Vampire Chronicles, who would it be?

Darren Hayes says: Azrielle, Louis, definitely. Although I'm probably Lestat.

Digital Dish Diva says: ferretdreams says: Did he see Kirsten in "interview with a vampire"?

Darren Hayes says: I did but believe it or not I didn't make the connection until she was on the set. Until Kirsten asked me where we got the name of the band and I just said "Oh my God you wouldn't believe it!"

Digital Dish Diva says: So there was good karma?

Darren Hayes says: Yes, definitely and Kirsten and I really connection. She's the same sign as me.

She's a Taurus. Her favorite lyric was the same as mine- the angels dance around you. It turned out that she agrees with the same spirituality as I do. I was very, very nervous because I had to hold her hand and give her a kiss.

Digital Dish Diva says: Sparketet says: Hey, Darren what's you favorite cartoon from childhood and now?

Darren Hayes says: Sparketet from childhood it would be "G Force" which was an animated superhero show and "ScoobyDoo." Now it¹s "Ren and Stimpy."

Digital Dish Diva says: Mommy says: Do you actually write your own songs?

Darren Hayes says: Mommy: Daniel and I write everything

Digital Dish Diva says: blackjedi says: If you could choose, which video was the most fun to make?

Darren Hayes says: blackjedi, "The Animal Song" by far.

Digital Dish Diva says: SavageMelly says: How is Daniel doing? I haven't head much about him lately.

Darren Hayes says: Melly he's great. I have to thank everybody for being very understanding about the way he and I have shifted our roles slightly. The truth is, its always been like this. I'm more comfortable being a public figure. The two of us want to make music for you and this is our way of doing that.

Digital Dish Diva says: kristina says: I can't wait to see you on "TRL tomorrow." Will you be premiering "IKILY"?

Darren Hayes says: Kristina, I wish. No we're just rocking on out to say hello to you guys and play the video. It'll be the first time MTV plays it.

Digital Dish Diva says: aliendave says: Darren, are you into video games at all?

Darren Hayes says: aliendave: I have to confess I have really bad hand to eye coordination so I'm hideous at things like tennis and video games but I do own every "Star Wars" video game produced and yes, I'm shocking at them.

Digital Dish Diva says: Maya14 says: Hi Darren, My Name is Maya and I'm from Israel. I woke up at 15:00am just to chat with you. When are you gonna come to Israel? You have a lot of fans here, who are waiting for a concert. I can't wait for the new album!

Darren Hayes says: Maya, I would love to come to Israel for historical and religious reasons. There¹s so many places I haven't been to yet. I'd love to go to Africa, parts of Europe I haven't been to and the Middle East fascinates me. A lot of it doesn't depend on us. It¹s dollar and cents. Our last tour we spent a lot of money but we didn't care. We wanted to say thanks to all of our fans but be patient and thanks. We're pretty much coming everywhere in the next 12 months. We've never really visited Latin America and we'll spend some time there. I'm obsessed with Brazil. IT'S ALL ABOUT BRAZIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Digital Dish Diva says: Lianne says: What is your favorite Savage Garden song, and your favorite non-Savage Garden song?

Darren Hayes says: Lianne, my favorite Savage song would "Gunning Down Romance" and my favorite non-Savage song, gosh, that¹s a hard one. Probably "This Woman's Work" by Kate Bush.

Digital Dish Diva says: Girlegirl says: Hi Darren, I think you guys rock! What was the song "To the Moon and Back" all about?

Darren Hayes says: Girlegirl, it was about divorce, about a dear friend of mine who had a bad experience and blamed himself for his parents divorce, teenage angst. Everyone has felt unattractive and felt they didn't fit in. This person didn't give themselves credit.

Digital Dish Diva says: chicacherrycola2 says: Darren, do you miss living in Australia?

Darren Hayes says: chica: I don't really I just miss my family. I¹m 27 and I've always lived fairly close to my family and being out of the country has given me more privacy and its let me work myself out. I've enjoyed my time. I get lonely sometimes. I am so single and so happy about that. I was terrified to be single, I'd been in a relationship since I was 17 and never thought I could be alone, but it¹s not so bad.

Digital Dish Diva says: Clemgrrrl says: Hi Darren! What is your favorite city you've been in and why?

Darren Hayes says: Clemgrrrl: I think New York is definitely up there. but I love where I live at the moment, its a little town called...

Darren Hayes says: Ha! As if I'd tell.

Digital Dish Diva says: Ami-chan says: What is your favourite possession?

Darren Hayes says: Ami-chan: Wow, that¹s a really good question. I don't think there's a single object that I value that highly. My favorite things in life have been experience of love, family, and memories.

Digital Dish Diva says: Melena says: Darren who would be your dream woman?

Darren Hayes says: Melena, I had the dream woman. There is none higher.

Digital Dish Diva says: shesk says: How was the MTV FANatic experience?

Darren Hayes says: shesk, actually it was a little disappointing to be honest. Because it was so quick and you didn't really get a chance to really meet the person. I was happy that I had inspired someone and that¹s why we met that girl but I have to say we have a lot of sincere fans who aren't necessarily into us because they want to date us. They're into us because the music affects them. I've had our music played at funerals, played during chemotherapy when they lose the battle.

Digital Dish Diva says: slurpee_girl says: Darren, has fame changed the way your close friends and family see you?

Darren Hayes says: slurpee, sometimes. Fame has changed me too I'm sure. Sometimes I forget that my actions affect those around me like when I talk about my private life or using private experiences as inspirations for songs. I realize my family and friends experience that without asking for it and my family friends sometimes get a hard time. People expect them to be millionaires. Fame to me is a metaphor that God has used to teach me about myself. I think its an elaborate journey designed to give me life lessons and maybe for you to take control of your life and learn.

Digital Dish Diva says: Aussie Dream says: The songs you write are great!! Have you taken very many voice lessons? Your voice is fantastic!

Darren Hayes says: Aussie Dream, thank you very much. I never used to study voice at all. I was just a kid who used to sing in the bathroom. About half way through the tour last year I started having problems with my voice so I started seeing a voice coach and she's amazing. I think you can hear the difference. I have to tell you singing has an effect on me. I feel it in my body its' almost a religious experience. It's literally joy.

Digital Dish Diva says: Kelly2 says: Darren, To the Moon and Back was the only reason I didn't kill myself, I want to say thank you so much for such a beautiful song, and I adore you.

Darren Hayes says: Kelly, I have gotten so many letters and had conversations with young girls especially with regards to that song and that¹s why I do these chats. I used to do chats to get comfort and attention but now I understand that its an important job to give people 5 minutes of peace in a chaotic world and to let you know you're not alone. I feel the things you feel. I deal in them in different ways. "Crash and Burn" is a lullaby to myself and reassurance to you saying that everybody hits rock bottom and that¹s okay. That¹s what friends are for. You pick yourself and get going. We aren't designed to be happy 100% of the time and when you accept that you see highs and lows you put all together and you have memories.

Digital Dish Diva says: Sophie says: What did you want to be when you grew up? Did you ever imagine you would be this famous?

Darren Hayes says: Sophie, I wanted to be a pop star. I didn't think of being anything else, Perhaps C3P0.. I used to think I was Michael Jackson and everybody wanted to be famous. It stemmed from insecurities and the need to be loved.

Digital Dish Diva says: SallySG says: Hi Darren!! First of all I wanna thank you so much for doing this chat! What's the biggest misconception people have about you?

Darren Hayes says: Sally, that I'm really serious and that I'm a complete egomaniac constantly stealing the attention from Daniel. First of all I'm an absolute zany nut case most of the time always impersonating people, things, sometimes, plants and Daniel chooses to take a step backwards all the time. If I receive more attention its actually by default sometimes also, I think sometimes that Daniel and I have tension but we adore each other. He's seriously like my brother, I love him more than you all do. He¹s the most calming, insightful, intelligent person you'll ever meet.

Digital Dish Diva says: Lindsey says: Could we get a hint as to what "Two Beds and a Coffee Machine" is about?

Darren Hayes says: Lindsey it¹s actually a very serious song about domestic violence. Cover your ears if you don¹t want to hear this part. The lyric is describing a motel room with two beds and a coffee machine. I won't explain too much further because I want the story to unfold when you hear the song for the first time.

Digital Dish Diva says: mrs_daniel_jones says: I want to know what Savage Garden plans on doinglater in life, after you leave Savage Garden or whatever. What are your future plans in life?

Darren Hayes says: I want to be a Dad. I might do a solo record one day and I'm interested in studying more, psychology or maybe write a novel or screenplay. Mostly I'd like to be a Dad.

Digital Dish Diva says: CarlaM says: I have a question for Darren: Who name's the songs, you or Daniel?

Darren Hayes says: Carla, I write the lyrics so I write the names of the songs, Daniel is very generous in that he lets me put my tales all over his beautiful music.

Digital Dish Diva says: aliendave says: What would you name your son, and what would you name a daughter?

Darren Hayes says: dave, I don't think I'd want to tell the world. I don't know yet, I think you know when you look your child in the eyes for the first time. I think the last time I told someone a name, they named their dog that. Hint: Daniel called his dog Jackson.

Digital Dish Diva says: Garanwyn says: Will we be seeing you at the ARIA's?

Darren Hayes says: No, we'll be out of the country, unfortunately. But I think its time Australia had one without Savage Garden, even I¹m getting bored with their attendance.

Digital Dish Diva says: Wendolyn says: When you write a song, about how long does it take you? Is it very sudden - like you're inspired to suddenly create a song, or does it take a lot of thought?

Darren Hayes says: Both. Some songs are written in hours, sometimes weeks. I can tell you on this album, some of the songs were brewing for six months to a year and sometimes at the studio literally at the grand piano. It just depends.

Digital Dish Diva says: DayDreamer says: What does the title of this album mean to you?

Darren Hayes says: That it's all good. That life happens. I n the end everything is okay. It¹s about acceptance and forgiveness, taking responsibility, letting go.

Digital Dish Diva says: crichou says: What do you think about the fans on the Internet?

Darren Hayes says: crichou, I love them. I love them. I had a really tough year being out of the country and being alone and to come back from that time off to see the support you don't know how amazing that feel to have a complete stranger wish you love. You have the ability to pick me up and make me feel like the luckiest man in the world so I keep taking the challenge with music to take you places you don't know you want to go to yet.

Digital Dish Diva says: Darren, last question is from Trishabelle who says: Seeing that we are approaching the year 2000-what would you put in your time "capsule" as a keepsake from 1999?

Darren Hayes says: Wow, I'm very sentimental I don't know if I could pick one item, my credit card statements. I went on a plane trip from San Francisco to New York recently and I had to go over my spending for the last twelve months. Every meal, pair of socks, thumbtack they were all there. The good the bad the indifference. That pretty much summed up the whole year. It was scary because every meal every restaurant every skip of a heartbeat.

Digital Dish Diva says: Darren, I know I speak for your fans in here who say thank you so very much for being with us tonight. You are truly a delight. It was a pleasure spending tonight with you. We wish you the best of luck with your new CD "Affirmation: which will be released in November.

Darren Hayes says: I can't sum it up in one sentence but thank you from the bottom of our hearts. We love you. You make it all worthwhile. Please don't send presents. Spend the money on yourself or donate it to charity. Your sup

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