Sunrise duo bribery from twit :] the feeling of getting unexpected physical affection lol
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traditional 50's american dream housewife jane hurts my soul because that is so not who she is to me. jane wears jorts constantly in the game. jane would go on t and get excited when her mustache starts growing in. do you understand
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SILLIEST LORE EVER…… THESE GUYS ARE SO FUCKED UP [affectionate] [derogatory] im a big fan of dynamics that just switch from the horrors to the goofiest stuff ever Just Like That . Soooo silly . kirimi really said I will study this man under a microscope in a normal way
HIIII ASTER OMG I JUST SAW THIS HELLOO
NO LITERALLY THATS HIM !!!!!! HES A CREPE HES A WEIRD DOUGH I FORGOT TO MENTION ABOUT THE VIVISECTION ( MOGAMI AGREED TO IT I PROMMY ) kirimi head in HANDS removing three bullets and staples from mogamis abdomen when he had just planned to study him and being like BOY HOW ARE U ALIVE ( ESPER SILLINESS ) kirimi when hes ripping his hair out biting his fingers off looking at all the scars mogami has from old wounds that were messily stitched together and he should not even be able to move his fingers right now how is he even able to STAND and th
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i listened to Jack staubers Meet me in September and made this poem
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I am BEGGING yall to remember that "gay panic" means "i killed this person because theyre gay so you cant jail me for it" and NOT "UwU too gay to function"
Yall CANNOT reclaim this one please stop trying
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u ever try to move smth a bit in the dishwasher only to realise oops thats a load bearing saucepan actually,,, scott cam why didnt u warn me???
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"people shouldn't call themselves x or y because it makes me uncomfortable" well. Get over yourself lol. Skill issue
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The queen wore a high-collared black silk gown, with a hundred dark red rubies sewn into her bodice, covering her from neck to bosom. They were cut in the shape of teardrops, as if the queen were weeping blood.
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yo anyone wanna use me as a resource for their fic where someone does some dumb/edgy/skins uk/07core angst type shit
i probably did that thing hmuuu i’m tired of pov character is an alcoholic or whatev but author clearly isn’t it grinds my emo superiority complex gears or something .
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